After Mr. Cow said "I'm already a millionaire and I'm not even halfway trough the game, just like in real life" somebody in chat said "trust me you are" monkaS
@@Jeremy-ss9mn sorry for telling my abuse story, I’ll just keep it to myself and end up committing suicide from a 12 gauge blast to my skull in front of my wife and children because I can’t share my trama stories properly
@@shinigami45-k4b SPOILER 🚨: xqc dominated the board with a shit ton of money but the juicer warlords “roommate” got every possible heart and knowledge space, zoil thought he was pulling himself up from the ashes of taxes and bad luck and never has more than a 100k until more than half the game went by, and when they all went into retirement everyone thought the thanos of board games (adept) was gonna win, until xqc pulls off the no u like stark did in endgame with all the money he had earned over the game and all the investments he had.
2nd round was so dramatic lol. xQc was straight up capitalism, adept living the best life, hasan could've won but got unlucky on all his rolls, and zoil just falling into debts.
“Im already a millionaire and im not already half way through, just like real life pog” LMAO That actually made me laugh. I don’t know why some people got mad at that because one it’s literally true and two he was obviously just joking around like he isn’t bragging about or nothing like half the people chat follows on instagram.
I thought it was dumb that going to college you get some random careers, but it makes sense because sometimes what you learn in college isn’t the same as the career you have.
I didnt expect this game is actually so entertaining. I have always seen this in my recommended and I have always skipped. Hasan is actually so funny lol
After Mr. Cow said "I'm already a millionaire and I'm not even halfway trough the game, just like in real life" somebody in chat said "trust me you are" monkaS
Mr. cow is gonna get assassinated MonkaW
@@kaydenbloomfield7388 ASSASSinated gachiHyper
@@Jyappino1010 oh god it’s a fucking weeb
Years of drinking only coke + ingesting gfuel powder: this pepega already has one foot in the grave monkaW
@@pissfi oh god your right, he’s gonna start snorting it soon
"You could've been a brain surgeon and earned 500 millions."
Zoil 2020.
"I'm getting more smarter"
5Head
@@ishaboy5090 more smarter 5Head
"She just sucked my juice and I get nothing"
this guy HAHA
Welcome to marriage lmao
True to irl lul
43:14
If anyone wants an argument against marriage here's one point😂
@wesawthevideo
"Just be rich and don't die"
Words to live by
4Heed
4Heed
4Heed
4Heed
@ツNikoaZ U DONT DansGame
"I graduated! ... but im broke 😞"
*every college grad ever*
Depends on major :)
Laughs in good education system
@@ruffemoto in norwegian haha
@@ruffemoto your going to start a war in the comments I feel it
@@coronavirus553 nah chat is too young to know what an education system is dw
11:32 Adept: "I'm going to stay single"
X: "Really?"
This aged well
@@xaviershaboo7859 i'm so glad i found this.
@@xaviershaboo7859 Your comment too
@@xaviershaboo7859 This aged.. VERY WELL.
My dad used to do this with my mom and stuff, instead of playing game of life; he drank heavily and beat my mom in front of us
So he got the happiness crown?
Pog
Your dad is smart, he didn't invest on love
You're trying too hard, just stop
@@Jeremy-ss9mn sorry for telling my abuse story, I’ll just keep it to myself and end up committing suicide from a 12 gauge blast to my skull in front of my wife and children because I can’t share my trama stories properly
Thank you for that wonderful life tip Mr Cow! I wouldn't be the same without it!
What's the life tip
@@alouachachraf the whole video
@@potatotower7288 thanx
@@alouachachraf the title
@@alouachachraf he said schools are scams and just go straight to getting a job
Hasan “this game doesn’t allow to to recover” yeah that sounds like rest life to me lol
Love it when Zoil plays with xqc :)
Same :)
True
This dude is such a douche 😂
@@okeeguguru :c
@@okeeguguru GTFO NaM
theses streamers playing together was very fun to watch, im sure they are still very good friends and not in any sort of drama
Clueless
25:00 "Can you get divorced?"
"Yeah. You can"
"Ohhh and then one your little hearts would break"
lol
Oh no..
me to school: how do I get rich and stay alive?
school: just get rich and don't die
School: don't get rich just don't die
@@monkey-ep6bo soooooo true
Nah the answer is: Lava is called magma underground
@@kagayore9884 thanks
@@cesarcampuzanomartinez8182 mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
"I'll be dead before I juice em out." -Felix
This line has me crying 😂
Zoil- “I’m gonna get a cat”
Gets a dog
Honesty I could not have imagined a better end to this game.
How did it end i dont want to watch all of it
@@shinigami45-k4b SPOILER 🚨: xqc dominated the board with a shit ton of money but the juicer warlords “roommate” got every possible heart and knowledge space, zoil thought he was pulling himself up from the ashes of taxes and bad luck and never has more than a 100k until more than half the game went by, and when they all went into retirement everyone thought the thanos of board games (adept) was gonna win, until xqc pulls off the no u like stark did in endgame with all the money he had earned over the game and all the investments he had.
@@shinigami45-k4b look at this dud
@@jpec_531 dud? im not ur dad
The amount of foreshadowing in this video...
💀💀💀
2nd round was so dramatic lol. xQc was straight up capitalism, adept living the best life, hasan could've won but got unlucky on all his rolls, and zoil just falling into debts.
1:01:46 mods writing "chat gets a house before we get paid Sadge" and "mods yacht when??"
PepeLaugh
1:00:54 notice how his heart rate jumps up PepeLaugh
Roommates PepeLaugh
how does a streamer get a heart rate on screen anyway?
@@GhastMan03 he has a device on his boobies that counts his heart rate
“ if they pop off you get some of the juice back “ 😂
Hopefully these streamers are all good friends still in 2023, surely
Surely
Hasan’s version of life is to have the game make the decisions for you. OMEGALUL
“That fucking witch gave me nothing”
I laughed so hard
15:56 GAMBA origins
22:09 you can tell know one understood him everyone was just silence lol
its a chilly 2020 winter day, youre watching xqc play the game of life with friends, life is good
its 2023, life blows
Azan malding in a baby's game omegalul
11:57 Felix quickly gets the TH-cam thumbnail out of the way
Lol
48:25 Timing
Honestly, couldn't stop laughing at the end, was such a good video.
3:01 man really sneezes bombs
0:00 that emote really came back to haunt him
“Im already a millionaire and im not already half way through, just like real life pog” LMAO That actually made me laugh. I don’t know why some people got mad at that because one it’s literally true and two he was obviously just joking around like he isn’t bragging about or nothing like half the people chat follows on instagram.
every single second was worth watching
Literally just finished watching this.
nobody asked
@@totallynotmymainaccount5247 woah chill out man
@@totallynotmymainaccount5247 cool boi
Good for u
@@totallynotmymainaccount5247 wow, really got him there, I'm sure he's crying in a corner right now.
So early that it's not even showing on his channel yet
Dream : Just be rich and dont die
Reality : Just be die and dont rich
"College is a scam" - Zoil
Proceeds to not be a scam.
5:23
18:13 YO KING
I watched this months ago when it came out and now I’m here watching this cozy stream again because I forgot the content.
“r/wallstreetbets is more powerful than any Wall Street investment firm right now”
-Jim Cramer
I forgot how good the texas house era was in terms of content.
“40k!? Well I disagree..” OMEGALUL
43:05 Game of Life in a nutshell
Aaaah, always nice to have Zoil around.
3Head
Funny how a majority of chat claims to be apolitical but a lot of them are vehemently against Hasan's stances instead of ignoring or tolerating it.
🤷🏽♂️ a lot of people who claim to be centrist or apolitical tend to be right leaning. But again, its literal impossible to be apolitical lol.
They are just edgy teenagers who get their information from Steven Crowder Anti-SJW types.
xqc: 15:30
Lavar ball: true true
aware she successfully took 50% in his game of life...
💀💀💀💀
58:00 WAS POG
the game of life forget that you don't start out with anything
Some of us start with parents 😅
@@GeneralBlorp wow thats offensive dude, I'm gonna tell twitch lol
“I’m gonna get married”
Adept liked that
his face when she says shes going to be single is hilarious
i love this kinda content dude
1:21:00 xqc has a seizure and his heart rate drops dramatically in the next 10 seconds
Lmao
lmao adept chanting red all the time is so funny
Why is no one asking why the jucier was constantly getting 4s when hasan said it was the Chinese number of death MonkaW
20:50 Unidentified 🤣🤣
The way they passive-aggressively trash talk is actually funny
Xqc has a anime character on his youtube banner . XQT AYAYA Clap
Holy shit I just noticed. Is that new?
xqcAYAYA new emote
Looks dope
an*
Adept wants to stay single Sadge
?????
PepeLaugh he’s unaware
Hasan: ‘i don’t want to end it yet dude’
Chat: *sadge* I do
Christ man that’s depressing
43:14 LOL TRUE!
The game was honestly simping for adept that last game
3:03 bless you x
6:24 whoever said Biden tax plan that shit had me dying for a good 2 minutes
AZAN playing with X? PogU
Denying the Arminian Genocide PogU saying America deserved 9/11 PogU
@@superhealthkyle bringing that up? PepeLa
@@superhealthkyle link
@@superhealthkyle 2nd take is based but he doesn't deny the Armenian genocide lmfao
Anyone notice how his heart rate is so high all the time.
I think the heart rate monitor is not very accurate
Normal heart rate is 60-100 so not that high
Its litt a normal heart rate
I thought it was dumb that going to college you get some random careers, but it makes sense because sometimes what you learn in college isn’t the same as the career you have.
12:54 "WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!!!"
"Fuck the loans, the bank can wait dude! my pocket can't" lol
"I don't need money, I need a husband!"
adept : "give me a baby"
chats : Ok
I used to play this game on ps3 but now they’ve made it better
' i just wanna go forward in my life ' OMEGALUL
Who remembers when they played this game a long time ago where they actually play mini games also
43:07 "So why would I get married?? That fcking witch gave me NOTHING" lol
43:00 “ So Why am I married that fucking Witch did nothing “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just rewatched the first game of life then this pops up.
from experience i can say the spinner in this game is both hard to spin online and in the actual board game.
Thank you for playing again Mr cow
1:06:47 dababy turned that car into a convertible
05:40
Thought Sweden had lower taxes than USA, guess he meant Norway but mixed them up.
This reminds me of eels and escalators from SpongeBob SquarePants.
"Fuck the loan, the bank can wait my pockets can't"
Actual wisdom
Our Pepega at it again!
I got here from Graham and stayed for the content 😤
0:44 welp
5:41 Nope, just California.
Mikhail Gorbachev declares this game capitalist bourgeoise simulator
Nice to see hasan in the comment section once in a while
This did not age well💀💀
At 1:20:52 he makes this face that makes me laugh every time
Ofcourse he uses adepts picture for the clickbait 😂
13:33 bismilah rahman rahim lets go
Summary of the video: Money > Happiness
Money = Happiness
11:32
This aged well…. Sadge 😔
no :)
I didnt expect this game is actually so entertaining. I have always seen this in my recommended and I have always skipped. Hasan is actually so funny lol
Sigma male grindset over here
actually watched the whole video no skipping
1:02:07 *CANCELLED* MONKAW
X over here at a restaurant, likes his meal so much that he asks if he could talk/thank the "Chief" xDxD
He wouldn't pick the Snow Mobile if he knew about the Ghost Ridah
1:02:24 chat is saying my in-game name Pog!
Thing