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That was actually the only creative thing that made me laugh. I have seen and heard everything else before in one way or another but that one caught me off guard 😂😂
Joe Biden is actually old enough for this to apply to him. Biden was 10 years old when color tvs became a thing. And it was years after that when they became common to have in homes.
@@wiselyryan4450 the people who r bullying him will definitely get bullied like hell cuz that’s how karma works But aleast we can talk some sense in their really small atom brains 😔😔😔😔
@@Vindicator86 Nah, game was perfectly balanced back then. No one could lose and no one could win, unless if you throwed the rock at your opponent's skull ofc.
The sad thing is that he actually passed away. His family members begged to stop laughing at him, which was sad. In addition, he is a spiritual support to many people in Thailand as a monk RIP. He has all my respect Also for some people asking: His name was Yai, born in 1912 and died at 109 years old. I don't know what's wrong with the comments below, I'm not criticizing anyone! I'm just commenting a little about him, I'm not saying this video is disrespectful!
I understand why Thai culture might frown at this, but in Western culture I think these statements and this video are not meant in a way as to make fun of him.
honestly these roasts don't even sound like roasts. to be that ancient and stil lbe alive and cognitive is amazing. seems like a chill dude too, saw pictures of her a little girl's head. and she was not afraid of him.
@@WhoMethethird my lord and savior should be about 12000 years old(give or take), still alive at this time and he will "die"(but not really, he'll ascend to godhood only) in about 29000 years, so... my god > your "god"
@@PepecoHub Your lord and savior is only 12000 years old? I expect him to be at LEAST 10^10^100 years old or above time. But I guess your God isn't all-powerful.
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Happy New Year bro❤❤❤
happy new year, greetings from the netherlands
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Happy new year!
was there a jake paul one?
Bro actually has enough experience for that entry level job
somehoww
Lmao
He has centuries of experience in a field that was around for 3 years for a job that requires 8 years experience..
They won't hire him he's overqualified
😂😂😂
Bro knows what came first. The chicken or the egg.
LOLLLL
It’s the egg.
@@thatrobloxsquirrel Nah, it was the chicken
@@Isthereanythingavailable cap
@@thatrobloxsquirrel No cap.
Bro is the only one who has the right to comment "first" in TH-cam videos.
lol
I am totally 76 million years old
And the TH-camr who made the video too.
th-cam.com/video/W9QVQvGSsKI/w-d-xo.htmlsi=ZGGka69EYJgoRQx_
Nah the one is marco cassé
“Would u like to rebirth?” ahh dude 💀🙏
"bros friends are now fossil fuels" IS SO CRAZY 🤣😂😂😂😂
😂😂💯💯
Are you happy getting likes off of a dead man who had a extremely hard life? Are you happy that you are using this man for attention?
for real
This is the one that made me snort out loud at 1am and wake my wife.
That was actually the only creative thing that made me laugh. I have seen and heard everything else before in one way or another but that one caught me off guard 😂😂
Bro went to the museum and saw his *exes*
nah bro that just mad disrecpy
Lmao this comment caught me off guard 😂😭
lol
That was poses they stood for their pics back then, by the it was chiseled they were mummified 😂
Oh noo 😭😂
Bro's the reason it's called "history" because it's his story
Bro starts every sentence with "back in my day.."
@@WhereIsMyName9384 😂
More like"back in my decade"
@Sonic4ev3r-l8i bro starts every sentence with "As far as I remember"
@Sonic4ev3r-l8i what was the original?
Bro still has PTSD from the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs💀
Bro's social security number is 1
0
This one should have been in there. Very good one. 🤣🤣🤣
Bro😭💀
Oooooo....that one is good. Because he got taxed.
bro killed agent 001
Bro watched a movie since 1st Century Fox
Underrated
LMFAOOOOOOOO
21st Century BC Fox
🐦🔥
Nice one
Bro was the one who threw the apple at Newton's head
Underrated comment
@@bntrogers01is it mandatory for someone to say this on every comment now?
@ nah I just thought it was funny
Bro met Erik before he was red
Erm actually it fell on his head☝️🤓
He still misses his old friend, Queen Elizabeth the second.
Underrated 🫡
no, the first
@Tala-z3o gonna have to be more specific. She's Queen Elizabeth the 2nd of England but only Queen Elizabeth the 1st of Scotland.
No, no, you mean Elizabeth the FIRST, the Tudor girl. He probably saw her mother's execution too.
He just naturally becomes friends with queens named Elizabeth.
Bro responds to everything with "I know, I was there"
God DAMN! 😂🤣
People: 😮🙂
9/11 victims: ☠️
Bro gets nostalgia watching historical movies
#STOPAGESHAMING
I don’t care if it’s a joke, It’s not funny, It’s weird
Bro know history was rewritten and aint done shit xD
Bro knew Big Bang since it was Small Bang
😂😂
Bro set off the big bang
😂😂😂
underrated 😂😂
@@Flesh_Wizardbro set off the Big Bang by lighting his fart
Bro was there when the dead sea was still alive.
Brooo 😭
Damn
He killed it
This one should be highlighted omg😂
Underrated 💀
Comments with 2025 kids: "Bro missed the big bang"
Comments with this man: "Bro heard the big bang"
Bro's so old his memory is in black and white.
I knew old people who remember and dream in black and white. Crazy... Not a joke.
Actually all our memoried are blavk and white
Joe Biden is actually old enough for this to apply to him. Biden was 10 years old when color tvs became a thing. And it was years after that when they became common to have in homes.
Bro was alive before memories were a thing
Bro remembers before black and white
Bro taught Buddha how to chill.
88th like, Pat
lol
What's funny is that the man was actually Buddhist
*emotional damage hits*
Idk why are make a joke of this??? We are older than you . We are 2568 and you're just 2025 . Idk people love to go to hell this much.
When the first fish evolved legs to walk on land, bro was already there to say "congratulations."
😂😂
Chuck Norrs type of joke, gg
...and he was already about 80 years old
Darwin Watterson
“Bros still reading the terms and conditions on apple iphone 💀 🙏”
😂😂😂😂
When he says ‘Kids these days,’ he’s including the Mesopotamian Civilization.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead
Bro was the first airbender. 💀💀💀
Bro looks like Monk Gyatso at the Southern Air Temple 😭
Before air was created
He actually was though...
He died in 2022, so nobody gets the last laugh
till the fire nation attack
I'm just gonna respect that old man because he passed away a month after that original video was posted.
Dang, that sucks! R.I.P dude, you made it farther than most!
how ancient he was?
@@埊 109 according to his granddaughter.
I don't see any disrespect?
@@dang-x3n0t1ctdidnt you read any comment joking about him? like literally any comment you find is literally bullying this man
Bro really said "I've played these games before" 🤣
Bro pre-ordered the first wheel
who invented it huh?
@CombatSports-ug1nk Ask bro
bro prepared the first meal
From Amazon Primal
@@outterspace7240💀💀💀
"his birthday says bc" line is so godly
By mordokai itself how
Edit : thanks for 10 likes
Not his birthday it's his date of birth that would say BC, his birthday would just be day and month
“I was the first, I have seen *EVERYTHING*” ahh dude😭🙏💀
Fr. Bro even looks withered worse than Withered Chica.
Fnaf 2 withered chica refrance 😂
@ChristosAngelopoulos-e9r reference*
After GTA 6 release bro gonna wait for GTA 7 next 😭💀
Bro will learn game developing and will himself make gta 7
Bro had an IStone
That was good 🤣
Bro knew Steve Jobs when he was Steve Unemployed
Cmon likes, you deserve them
@bystrokhodnyBT7 he made the Rosetta stone
Bro also had a Sandroid.
people told him to grow up and he took that personally 💀
OH HELL NAH 💀💀💀
prob the only actual creative comment here
😂
And literally
Bro is Jake Pauls next boxing opponent 💀
Nah jet tripping
@@Jamesvhond jit*
Stop! Don't give the man ideas now. 😅😅🤣🤣
@@iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT bro what are u talking the match is over . bro won 💀
😂😂😂
Bro accidentally turned on peacefull mode💀
Bro said "It's kinda dark here" and God then said "Let there be light"
bro came from the previous timeline💀☠
😂😂
And then bro saw how was began first white man
Gyattesis 1:1 💀
@ariannasstudio8765 bro saw the breakup of Pangea💀
Bro has overdue books from the Library of Alexandria
BROOO
Alright, that’s a good one
That means we have recovered information from him that’s great
Well, he got away with it :D doesnt have to pay....
Bro wrote those books
Bros birth certificate is next to the Ten Commandments
Wild
Dude😭😭😭
Buddhist eightfold paths and four noble truths predates bible's ten commandments
:awesome:
"Bro was the chief architect of the pyramids" HELP I CAN'T BREATH- 😭
Bro filed a noise complaint against the Big Bang 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
STOPPP😭😭😭
Bro purchased membership of *Amazon Primal* 🦣
Space Doesnt Have Noise
@williamwaara3037 I know but it’s just a joke so who cares nerd🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@williamwaara3037space is full of noises just it's out of our hearing range
73 missed calls from the grim reaper
😵
*69
Come on 😂
LMAO I CANT 😂
Caught me off guard
Bro was the gardener in the garden of eden
215 likes and no replies? lemme fix that
@@ShanayDoshi you didn't fix anything
Bro worken in the garden of eden as a summer side hustle
😂
'bro forgot to die' was the funniest one to me that got me laughing so hard idk why 😂😂
Bro knew the grand canyon when it was humble
This one is actually insane if you know the origins of the grand canyon, wich bro witnessed.
Bro knew the Great Lakes when they were just okay
«Bro watches jurassic park to reminisce about his childhood» and «bro was classmates with Adam and eve» 💀
lol
bro just quoted the video and though "this outa be a fire comment"
@is that a compliment or an insult…
Bro played rock, paper, scissors when he was just rock, writing rock, and sharp rock
Oh nah
Bro played Quartz Parchment Shears
Very very clever joke. I love it probably one of the only ones i really like. This video just didn't hit for me
@@Hack3RKinG420Same, it just felt stale. I feel like some of the comments on this video are much better.
😂😂😂
Bro was the janitor in the paradise when Adam and Eve were created
Give this man some respect think of how hard it must have been to be alive before the atmosphere had oxygen
Yeah y'all think this is funny?
@@wiselyryan4450 the people who r bullying him will definitely get bullied like hell cuz that’s how karma works
But aleast we can talk some sense in their really small atom brains 😔😔😔😔
This isn't even funny, I even feel bad for the man 😭🙏🙏
Do y'all think this is funny and respect the man and don't make fun of him
@@wiselyryan4450 I don’t wanna laugh but the joke was so good 😭
Bro boarded Noah's arc😭😭
Stolen
Bro planted the seeds of the trees they built it with
He was one of the animals💀💀💀
@@sanwarmalbagria730 nobody cares bot
"Bro's birthday starts with BC" is INSANE
“Sir, what is your date of birth?”
“January 3rd, 2025.”
“…”
“BC.”
"Bro's friends are fossil fuels 💀" got me rolling
Yea this one hit the hardest for me. I was dieing
You forgot that he’s now dead
Is this the only thing you can think of "is insane" really? Put some effort bro
Adam thinking he was the first human bro: am I a joke to you?!?!
When the cavemen discovered fire, bro appeared with an already lit torch. 💀
😂
Cavemen discovered fire, bro invented fire 🔥
@@cesarmarquez8670 🤣
Bro and his wife had a Big Bang before the Big Bang ever happend ( i dont belive in the big bang)
P
when bro gets out of a museum the alarm goes off
You mean on?
gg
@@outterspace7240 no he means off
@@outterspace7240 English is weird xD
@@outterspace7240 no english is just weird
Bro was making "We got ____ before GTA 1" memes
now I'm feeling ancient...
We got this video before Doom 1993
@@埊 nah we got this video before the rock and stick game 0.1 alpha version came out
Bro was hyped for the game and watch
Bro went to museum and see his grandchild💀
Bro you had me on the ground with that one😂😂❤🤣
bro knew the answer to “which came first, the chicken or the egg” based on past experiences
based on observation.
The egg come first, because the dinosaurs laid egg and there was no chicken back then.
Quick answer: it depends on what you call the egg with the first chicken.
Human definition of those good old days
bro was a respected monk
Bro knew Genghis before he was Khan
Temujin* 🤓☝️
Bro Knighted King Arthur
@@Gas_Station_Tampons dawg why you ain’t comment that😭
Bro new Genghis Khan when he was named Temujin Khan😭
Bro knew Genghis before he khould
Bro be holding a Totem of Undying off screen 😭😭🙏🙏
Underrated
😂😂😂😂😂
"😭🙏" isn't funny
@@xkeekxwwoze bro😭🙏
Whats a "Totem of Undying"?
bros history class didnt talk about the past but talked about the news
THAT'S ACTUALLY DIABOLICAL WTF 😂😂😂
Bro's public transport is Mammoth 😭🙏
Bro's birth certificate is still in hieroglyphics
Bro forgot his age and went for carbon dating
Bro's still pissed that Diogenes stole his sun
hieroglyphics is the ancient language of Egypt. He's not from Egypt plus there are older languages
@@crafty1620It’s in Cuneiform
Bro didnt play rock , paper , scissors in his childhood he played rock , axe , leaves
Bro didn’t play rock paper scissors, he played rock, papyrus and swords
Bro played alpha version of RPS. It was still rock, rock, rock back then. Game was imbalanced.
@@Vindicator86 Nah, game was perfectly balanced back then. No one could lose and no one could win, unless if you throwed the rock at your opponent's skull ofc.
The sad thing is that he actually passed away. His family members begged to stop laughing at him, which was sad. In addition, he is a spiritual support to many people in Thailand as a monk
RIP. He has all my respect
Also for some people asking: His name was Yai, born in 1912 and died at 109 years old.
I don't know what's wrong with the comments below, I'm not criticizing anyone! I'm just commenting a little about him, I'm not saying this video is disrespectful!
Finally someone said this!!
Thank you, Vladimir Lenin ❤
Rip,🙏
RIP, how old was he when he died?
I understand why Thai culture might frown at this, but in Western culture I think these statements and this video are not meant in a way as to make fun of him.
Bro can call everyone "lil bro"
bro witnessed saturn get its rings
They were besties so he gave Saturn a friendship bracelet
Bro saw Planet X escaping
Bro signed the Declaration of Independence 😱😱😱
That would mean he is a US founding father as well 💀💀💀
Actually, he’s now 109 years old, he’s late for that
the darn nerds coming on this comment and bombing it with "actually"
The US isn't the only country with a declaration of independence
th-cam.com/video/W9QVQvGSsKI/w-d-xo.htmlsi=ZGGka69EYJgoRQx_
Bro did hid homework in library of alexandria
honestly these roasts don't even sound like roasts. to be that ancient and stil lbe alive and cognitive is amazing. seems like a chill dude too, saw pictures of her a little girl's head. and she was not afraid of him.
Bro is the only guy who has the right to say “lil bro”
Poor guy, hopefully he's comfortable and eating well.
Most sane comment i found
He is death a month ago, RIP
Edit: *6 months ago
finally a respectful comment
So what is the deal? Why does he look like that? Is it the mumification I heard about?
@@trueredpanda1538 he looks like a skeleton because he is one century old
British Museum has a section for bro's toys
British stole from him too? Poor man.
😂
bro's childhood computer was the antikythera mechanism
Bro's first earthquake experience was when Indian subcontinent hit Asian plate 😭
He climb mount everest when it still a small hill 😂
he's the one who paddle the indian subcontinent to crash on asia plate
@@william3791 😂
@@backpackpepelon3867 😂
@@backpackpepelon3867he was there… the nature just pushed him
Bro starts every sentence with "back in my day"
Buddy knows why the chicken crossed the road
Lmfao, “he witnessed the fall of the Roman Empire” 😂
Bro was told that dying was gay💀
That's why I'm still alive.
😐
"Yes, father." *Ascends to godhood.*
that meme has died
😭😭😭
Bro was there when god said "Let there be light."
He already owed the light bill😂
Nice joke but god is simply a man made idea, there's no god, never was, never will be.
@@justsomeguy4260💀
@@justsomeguy4260we will only know when we die
@@justsomeguy4260but I believe even if I am wrong
Bro can't survive until GTA 6 realeases
Nah. Bro's gonna be here even when GTA10's gonna be released
WHO ASKED + YOUR CONTENT IS BETTER THAN MY SHITTY CONTENT
Edit: It's a satire
Don't scroll down...
*MY CONTENT IS WAY SUCK THAN EVERYONE*
@@Someorangeblocki cant tell if this is satire or ragebait
@@Sandwitchmakesmestrong It's a satire, s don't worry lol
Bro enabled the cheat code for infinite health 💀
Bro still owes jesus 5$
That actually happened in Christian Mythology
@@jennatamayo3867wait really?
Jesus is actually only 2025 but our savior is 2568 .
@@WhoMethethird my lord and savior should be about 12000 years old(give or take), still alive at this time and he will "die"(but not really, he'll ascend to godhood only) in about 29000 years, so... my god > your "god"
@@PepecoHub Your lord and savior is only 12000 years old? I expect him to be at LEAST 10^10^100 years old or above time. But I guess your God isn't all-powerful.
Bro is still tired from building the pyramids, so let him rest.
Underrated AF comment 😂😂😂
Children learn history when he says “back in my day”
Bro IS history
Bro watched the jesus be born
"Back in my universe" more specifically!
He probably would have been owning some dimensions by now.
Bro he used an iphone 11 bc
History of dinosaur though
bro is the only one who should be able to say, "back in my day"
Bro pass this driving test on a triceraptor
Bro was the detective at the crime of cain killed abel
Awwww Hahahaha😂
Bro so old he remembers when the Dead Sea was just sick
😂😂😂
Bro and Sea grew old together
Bro wasn't really old. Just a shriveled up vampire who partied too much and woke up under sunlight.
bros path to school gotta be movie worthy💀
🤣🤣🤣
Bro was born in pre patch😭🙏
🤣👍
😂😂😂
This is gold
Bro, it looks like he finally paid off his college loans.
Nah he was there before the concept of a loan was created.
Literally spit out my coffee with this one 😂
@@FishSoup09😂
😂
Bro always gets a A+ in history 💀
Edit: wow thanks for the likes guys
Edit 2: wow thanks for the likes a week and over 600? Thank you :)
bro is the history himself
@immicz yeah ik it's just his life with some other people or animals who died
Nah bro's History goes beyond human comprehension
Bro was told dying is gay.
Why did you have to "thank us" for the likes, it ruins ur comment
Bro experienced the first and last empire 😭😭💀
bros childhood pet is either in diesel, a museum, or in a fossil
😂😂😂
😂
0:13 i think the comment “bro witnessed the fall of the Ottoman Empire” would rhyme more
I think the comment "bro witnessed the rise and fall of empire's" would rhyme more
….no
The Roman Empire is older than the Ottoman Empire since the Ottoman Empire began in the 12th Century but the Roman Empire happened in BC.
Bro looks so old he definitely saw the fall of the Ottoman empire without exaggeration.
Brooo we don’t need a woke version
My favourite was "bro watches jurassic park to reminisce about his childhood".
Bro saw the first star be made😭
Bro’s friends are now fossil fuels 💀
"Bro was classmates was Adam and Eve"
that was diabolical
Bro ate dinosaur nuggets
Bro was a creative writer, so he decided to make his hit character in 700 B.C, Zeus.
Legend says this guy's first selfie was a cave painting
no lemme Fix that!
😂
Bro was swiping left on girls caves 🤣
@@yomommashaus :D
@@Freedom_iwant 😁😁
Bros childhood was the mesozoic era 💀💀💀
Bros pet fish was a megaladon 😂