What Lengths Did You Go To Keep That Affair A Secret?! | Ep 265 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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  • @BetweenThePagesWithLouLou
    @BetweenThePagesWithLouLou ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    That’s giving trafficking - STOP. IT. JAMES 😭😭😭
    James is so salty during the quiz 😂😂

    • @nooonooo9876
      @nooonooo9876 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Probably the best line in this episode 🤣🤣 it's giving trafficking lmaoooo

    • @tishellefrancois7840
      @tishellefrancois7840 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Y'all can't keep defending him

    • @Niamhmariephelan
      @Niamhmariephelan ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I nearly fell away when he said it 🤣

    • @agirlhasnoname567
      @agirlhasnoname567 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you have a time stamp for this by any chance?

    • @sully705
      @sully705 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@agirlhasnoname567 23:19😊

  • @haniyanavabi
    @haniyanavabi ปีที่แล้ว +2530

    James is such a gaslighter😂😂😂”Not only did u cheat on me and break my heart you swindled me into bed with a girl I don’t care about” the amount of manipulation in this dialogue

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol to be fair, his girl started the manipulation by asking her friend to seduce him just so she can go cheat

    • @laaseia
      @laaseia ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Literally never heard something so manipulative but correct at the same time

    • @TimTheEnchanter0
      @TimTheEnchanter0 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      He increases my paranoia and distrust in men every time I listen 😂

    • @dwaynezerp2605
      @dwaynezerp2605 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@laaseial0

    • @dwaynezerp2605
      @dwaynezerp2605 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@laaseia000

  • @seannyagura5062
    @seannyagura5062 ปีที่แล้ว +1582

    James the type of guy to take his ball from the playground when he gets mad 💀

    • @NaomiNatalia220
      @NaomiNatalia220 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      😂😂😂😂 I’m imagining this in my head

    • @anaishealy5073
      @anaishealy5073 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂hahaha

    • @tgssgt
      @tgssgt ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Probably did up chaos and confusion in the playground by booting the ball when year 7s asked for it back

    • @yooussss
      @yooussss ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This made me laugh SO loud 😂

    • @Zacki14
      @Zacki14 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      one fcking hundred procent

  • @minenhlemhlongo2678
    @minenhlemhlongo2678 ปีที่แล้ว +3121

    James is so competitive. 🤣 "Is there a leader board" 🤣🤣

    • @maryo1891
      @maryo1891 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Bro was so pissed that he promised to snap their mics 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tabithaemmagopie7689
      @tabithaemmagopie7689 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      FRRR that sent me 😂😂😂

    • @yolajames1882
      @yolajames1882 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The dude will celebrate after winning Connect 4 🤣🤣

    • @ellipses3760
      @ellipses3760 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      are u jasons hun??

    • @PlusSizeIcon
      @PlusSizeIcon ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All he wanted to know! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chy8427
    @chy8427 ปีที่แล้ว +1474

    What were Monday’s like before this? A sprinkle of ‘breh’, a pinch of ‘yat’, a dash of ‘rags’, a teaspoon of ‘dread’ with a ml of ‘say less’. With sides of ‘YUCK & YUM’ and Mondays are made ❤🥰 Edit: for dessert, we have ‘Sweeted me’. ‘Gang’ 🤝🏾
    “I promise you….that could never be me” 😂

    • @hauwamuktari735
      @hauwamuktari735 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      that's a full meal sis! I'm here for it 😊

    • @KKM0226
      @KKM0226 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Can I get a “Say Swear” 👆🏾

    • @rcaldwell7255
      @rcaldwell7255 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      And more recently added to the menu, 'Daddy'.

    • @tercia113
      @tercia113 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Fam...gimme dat 🤣

    • @adrianherbert5844
      @adrianherbert5844 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Won't lie, the meal is still a little RAW, which is a big ICK for me.

  • @Lieyalutionary
    @Lieyalutionary ปีที่แล้ว +870

    James had panic attacks cheating and still kept cheating 😭😂

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Dedicated lol

    • @Certid
      @Certid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      it's just young men being young men- we mature later on.

    • @gracethompson6926
      @gracethompson6926 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@CertidI hope you give women that same courtesy 😊

    • @Certid
      @Certid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gracethompson6926 everyone has that courtesy lol but i'm allowed to have preferences still.

    • @unc0mm0n2
      @unc0mm0n2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@gracethompson6926 of course. It would have been a relief if the girls were cheating as well. It makes me less guilty. Now that im older and married,no courtesy gven. If my cheated on me now she just threw away 15yrs, 2 kids and a strong partnership.

  • @hannahgallardo3745
    @hannahgallardo3745 ปีที่แล้ว +2593

    James is so deep in his sassy era right now 😂

    • @busisiwe7738
      @busisiwe7738 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Deeeeeeeeeeep😂😂😂😂I looooooove it!!

    • @poshpearls23
      @poshpearls23 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Like pinky-up level and hair behind the ear sassy lmao

    • @snarkyybynature
      @snarkyybynature ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Isn’t he? 😂😂😂😂

    • @chocodoll5483
      @chocodoll5483 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@poshpearls23 okayyyy

    • @kristabelmutize2168
      @kristabelmutize2168 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      literally 🤣

  • @Tekadan_84
    @Tekadan_84 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Fam!!! That sleep apnea one hit different...mans could have killed her doing that mess!

    • @cindyholloway8269
      @cindyholloway8269 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That was my exact thought. I have a cpap too!

    • @PlusSizeIcon
      @PlusSizeIcon ปีที่แล้ว +83

      RIGHT! I was like “potential murder”… just to cheat?! FAM LEAVE!

    • @18missmm
      @18missmm ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Exactly. Those are the types that'll kill you for your life insurance money, and leave ppl telling your story on a YT Makeup and True Crime video. 😳🚩🚩🚩

    • @ambberhill1090
      @ambberhill1090 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      very wicked thing to do. he could have just broken up with her. you don't mess with people's health

    • @norah685
      @norah685 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      RIGHT?! I was like 😯🤯 bro's really pushing her into an early grave so he can get away with cheating

  • @shazz286
    @shazz286 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    James sordid past always cracks me up and Fuhad just being a spectator to all this nonsense is hilarious😂😂

    • @PlusSizeIcon
      @PlusSizeIcon ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Fuhad legit be watching James life with popcorn 🍿 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shazz286
      @shazz286 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@PlusSizeIcon to the point where he doesn't even react anymore 💀💀

    • @norah685
      @norah685 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cracks me up everytime when James is telling a scandalous story from his past and Fuhad is in it, clutching his pearls

    • @careyannesh
      @careyannesh ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t believe it’s past lol. Sometimes when he says “when I used to cheat” there’ll be a lil cheeky sparkle or Fuhad will give him a look. Man is in his game still.

    • @desiderata6281
      @desiderata6281 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@careyannesh He's a current cheater. Him trying to scrub his image in the podcast is silly. Anyone over 30 should know better when faced with a "James".

  • @nicolawhitby91
    @nicolawhitby91 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Woww! 🤣 Fuhad is on fire in this episode he's just banging out jokes Iam only 30 minutes in and I've laughed too hard I don't know who's put 20p in him this week but he's hilarious.
    Also James's explanation of how he gets out of these cheating scenarios is so toxic but he would definitely be able to swindle me with these excuses he's such a good liar.

  • @antden6218
    @antden6218 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Fuhads face when James is describing the movie had me in stitches 🤣 😂

    • @goodchiild
      @goodchiild ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What was the title of the movie again please because i never seem to get it

    • @kaylas6318
      @kaylas6318 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@goodchiild I think he said deep water

    • @goodchiild
      @goodchiild ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaylas6318 thank you x

  • @nonye9502
    @nonye9502 ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    Here’s a thought: do a poll to see how many people would come to a live show in the states. When you have enough people create a team both in England and the states to make it happen. Network with people out here in the states, find a venue, set dates, and sell tickets. Boom you’re like Beyoncé having tickets fly off cuz tbh y’all need to come the states we are missing out.

    • @PlusSizeIcon
      @PlusSizeIcon ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Right! Just come to major cities NYC, LA, MIAMI and of course wherever the cabin will be in UTAH😂😂😂

    • @jonathanadisi
      @jonathanadisi ปีที่แล้ว +35

      how’d you comment 14hr ago if it just dropped

    • @davidsimmons654
      @davidsimmons654 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @renamaria1975
      @renamaria1975 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!

    • @renamaria1975
      @renamaria1975 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@jonathanadisi Us patreon subs get it early 🫶🏼

  • @Tinytashiii
    @Tinytashiii ปีที่แล้ว +483

    51:42 let’s talk about James’ competitive nature. 😂 Jesus.

    • @BEEELL711
      @BEEELL711 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      funny af

  • @antoniaguzman3253
    @antoniaguzman3253 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    “It’s giving trafficking” KILLED ME 💀💀💀

  • @moyinikotun1498
    @moyinikotun1498 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Love when they compliment each other. Fuhad loving James shirt, James praising Fuhad’s math 🥺🥹

  • @morgangregory8674
    @morgangregory8674 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    fuhad saying hes never had an affair makes me admire him even more tbh

    • @caramama1731
      @caramama1731 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Facts!❤

    • @Madarauchiha-fp5fd
      @Madarauchiha-fp5fd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Oh he's cheated before

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Madarauchiha-fp5fdHow would you know?

    • @Madarauchiha-fp5fd
      @Madarauchiha-fp5fd 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@elenawilliams32 they both have admitted it themselves

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Madarauchiha-fp5fd I'm honestly surprised. I'd be interested to what episode he said it on as I've only heard him say that for him personally- being unfaithful is a no go. Do you have a link or remember the topic of the episode please?

  • @thandolusenga417
    @thandolusenga417 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    The amount of times Fuhad threatened Arson killed me😂😂

  • @bellad1672
    @bellad1672 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    The vibe between them is unmatched 🤣🤣

  • @franciscaehidom6851
    @franciscaehidom6851 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    “Not only did you cheat on me and break my heart, you swindled me into bed with a girl I don’t care about” I’m crying 😂😂

  • @thewholeyou
    @thewholeyou ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Fuhad seems like the good guy who is friends with James that make him bad lol 😆

  • @junglekxngtalksanime
    @junglekxngtalksanime ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Monday = Funday with ShxtsNGigs🔥🔥 love from 🇿🇦🇿🇦

  • @kingsofguyana
    @kingsofguyana ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The way James looked at Rem during the game lmao he was about to scrap LMAOOOO James wasn’t having it

  • @IncanFox
    @IncanFox ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "You're gonna get the world..not from me, but from someone." I spit my wine in my dog's face I was laughing so hard

  • @catyb.429
    @catyb.429 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    " get out if you're going...sit down if you're staying"..
    That shit hit different...
    James is my spirit animal 🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulapalacz6477
    @paulapalacz6477 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    The difference about them laughing about men cheating stories and be mad about women cheating stories 😅

  • @PositiveWomenTV
    @PositiveWomenTV ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get."

    • @msmisunderstood4348
      @msmisunderstood4348 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would you mind explaining further?

    • @isshinkurosaki252
      @isshinkurosaki252 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This might be a bar but I'm lost in translation

    • @Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers
      @Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@isshinkurosaki252 Being contented I think 🤔

    • @isshinkurosaki252
      @isshinkurosaki252 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers that's what I was thinking too. Something along the lines of success is going out and achieving what you set out to achieve. Happiness is being content with that achievement I believe of something like that. But the phrasing of the second part is sorta ambiguous when you deep it. Lol

    • @Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers
      @Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@isshinkurosaki252 Or it's a "profound" quote from ChatGPT that we're reading into 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cameronsimmons8722
    @cameronsimmons8722 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    James was ready to box everybody after that quiz 😂

  • @kayd465
    @kayd465 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Lmao @ James. “I want forbidden passion not fake admin stuff” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GlitchedOut1
    @GlitchedOut1 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Fuhad been running arson this whole episode😭😂

  • @PlusSizeIcon
    @PlusSizeIcon ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    Fuhad said, “Are you Christ the Redeemer?! Why are your hands up?!” From England To Brazil🤣🤣🤣39:21

    • @AbzA.89
      @AbzA.89 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This floored me 😂😂

    • @vandp7043
      @vandp7043 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@AbzA.89 what did the floor do to you?

    • @nr4509
      @nr4509 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Christ the redemer🤣🤣🤣

    • @ColdFir33
      @ColdFir33 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This comment from Fuhad killed tf outta me 💀

    • @venuzbabi08
      @venuzbabi08 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

  • @berveleychaza9954
    @berveleychaza9954 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    The place to be every Monday ☺️☺️
    And James better pray his ex don't watch this episode 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @collegeondeck12
    @collegeondeck12 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    James was SALTY when it came to the game, when Rem said “you need it” he lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @doubledutchclutch
      @doubledutchclutch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      LOL, right! Rem with the high key shade. 😂

  • @Alec30
    @Alec30 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Its interesting to me that alot of people are okay with others justifying cheating/having a side ting etc but would hate it and be pissed if it happened to them

    • @breal3023
      @breal3023 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I found out my ex was cheating I confronted the man she was cheating with. He was actually her ex....when we spoke he said that everyone's wife is someone's whore. I've never felt so disrespected and enlightened at the same time in my entire life. But it was the absolute truth.

    • @bluewolf619125
      @bluewolf619125 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It really just boils down to the nature of one’s moral values. I feel like most people are pretty flexible with them due to how exposed they are to the nature of the world due to the internet. Knowledge of it gives a sort of power over it which allows peeps to be amused by it. People with more brittle values would simply be unable or unwilling to let the knowledge become a positive so they reject it, ignore it or prosecute it.

  • @wairimuwanjuhi7435
    @wairimuwanjuhi7435 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    When we hit a million subs we want a studio renovation. The black walls on episeode 201 were fire... The general moody ambiance with the leather chair was insane!!! It was giving that grown and sexy vibes... plus I believe your animation collection would stand out more on a black wall rather than a white one

  • @Leavemealone441
    @Leavemealone441 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I live in Japan, it’s currently past 40 minutes past midnight here, and I’ve been awake waiting for you guys!!

  • @neol2535
    @neol2535 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I cackled when Fuhad said "are you Christ the redeemer?"😭
    Guys?? I'm not ok😭😭😂🤣

  • @Popzel1819
    @Popzel1819 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Ive been basically stuck in an apartment for a week (and will be for the next month), your podcasts are the only thing getting me through this difficult time at the moment 😅

    • @tonytooyou
      @tonytooyou ปีที่แล้ว +7

      #freemyguy

    • @alexismum
      @alexismum ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Covid?

    • @Popzel1819
      @Popzel1819 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@alexismum fleeing an abusive relationship

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wish you love and all the best babe.

    • @alexismum
      @alexismum ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Popzel1819 been there! Best decision I ever made. You will be better for it babe❤️ Stay strong!💪

  • @eugenymuchuwa3179
    @eugenymuchuwa3179 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    James is me , with the competitive violence " i would snap both your mics"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @caribflexbk
    @caribflexbk ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Why is James such a brat though 🤣🤣🤣 take the loss and come ready to win next week...Now he no longer wants to play the game🤣🤣
    And yeah I agree, atleast do a show in the states , NYC, LA, and MIA.

  • @flotonto403
    @flotonto403 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    James's responses have me all in my feelings like he is my man idk why i get offended but still laugh 😂😂😂😂....this one has my husband irritated at the amount of times ive burst out laughing tonight

  • @kay5309
    @kay5309 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You lot are so damn funny but I really worry for any girl either of you end up with, cause it’s sounding like they gonna get cheated on and gaslit.

  • @allforthepodwithdebs
    @allforthepodwithdebs ปีที่แล้ว +57

    🤣🤣🤣 James getting triggered because he’s losing the game!
    Remz about the point - “you need it!” James - “I’ll snap all your mics” 🤣
    Love the competitive streak.
    Can we add… when’s this skydive happening? 🤔

  • @seipatireginahtosa382
    @seipatireginahtosa382 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    My favourite duo of all times🔥❤️❤️ all the way from 🇿🇦 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

  • @breemapry
    @breemapry ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Panic attack? 😂 babes the cheatin is not worth it dear Lord

  • @vevp8287
    @vevp8287 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    It's great to know that the 2nd highest podcast in the WORLD isn't giving trash advice. Y'all are great!

  • @kikimarriott8707
    @kikimarriott8707 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    You have to be careful telling kids to be quiet, I was like 5 years old and fully walked my mums boyfriend to her side peices house and said that's where she goes and he brought me a bagel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 then about a week later were all at side peices house and the door knocked and it was him and my mum looked baffled as hell, I just remember realising what I did was bad but she never fount out until I told her years later and she always wondered how he fount the flat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Edit: she ended up marrying the side peice 🙄🤣🙈

    • @danielamontano-covarrubias8925
      @danielamontano-covarrubias8925 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I read this like 3x lol wow!

    • @ukan.536
      @ukan.536 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad.

    • @scoopitywoop
      @scoopitywoop ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You snitched for a bagel 😭

    • @kikimarriott8707
      @kikimarriott8707 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I was 5, he asked where mummy was and I was with the sitter and I said I'd show him, I didn't know it was bad 🤣🤣🤣

    • @roxywyndham
      @roxywyndham ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scoopitywoop not even a pizza bagel 🥯 😭😂

  • @rebekahj9085
    @rebekahj9085 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    My mother used to work for this super rich guy in his garden and in his estate. This man was old as dirt but had a lot of "lady friends". Every time a different lady friend was visiting the estate my mum had to switch out the pictures of him with what ever lady was coming in that weekend lmao.

    • @christellefrancios2038
      @christellefrancios2038 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arielprince1279
      @arielprince1279 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She's a real one 😂

    • @nochso6835
      @nochso6835 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rebekah J
      Does your mom hate cheating in her regular life? Or she just doesn't really care about it?

  • @X1ZR
    @X1ZR ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm seeing a very common theme popping up in this pod...cheating😂😂

    • @jodycochrane888
      @jodycochrane888 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They have a kink for it apparently

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam ปีที่แล้ว

      They make for funny stories

  • @HighnoonsVinyl
    @HighnoonsVinyl ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fuhad "I'm flipping between the best sex of my life, or arson again..." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @DianthaJones
    @DianthaJones ปีที่แล้ว +54

    James getting mad during the game is the best thing 😂

  • @landosampson9928
    @landosampson9928 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    nobody at all:
    Fuhad: “ARSON”
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @beautifuldisaster1646
    @beautifuldisaster1646 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Fuhad I'm dead!!! When you brought up James scratching himself to hide his love bites had me dying because my best friend(he's a mechanic) did a very similar thing, but on his neck & he claimed he got burnt while at work🤣😂💀 Much love from this Oklahoma Grl 💋🖤

  • @brettchristensen4533
    @brettchristensen4533 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I know my boy James ain’t gonna be holding out on me and not add in the link when he’s found fire anime merch. Daddy I need that!

    • @LaptaviusGawdell
      @LaptaviusGawdell ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking the same thing. I need the link

  • @YourBestieTalexa
    @YourBestieTalexa ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I know she's gonna double cross me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
    "I might commit arson today " hahahahahaha sweeted me

  • @winniethepooh751
    @winniethepooh751 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    James is so competitive and I relate 🤣

  • @TrippyMayne_
    @TrippyMayne_ ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Has James lost weight?? I see you Slim Jim’s 😂

    • @nooonooo9876
      @nooonooo9876 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      First thing I thought when I saw him. The accountability thing seems to be working for him 👌

  • @beeaunicorn
    @beeaunicorn ปีที่แล้ว +53

    LET'S GO DADDIES 💞🧝🏽‍♀️🌻

  • @MoTee1
    @MoTee1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Deep Water is truly a crazy storyline lol that one I have watched. I love how their child when the wife wants to leave, without words, the child is like "I watched you make daddy like this, you can't leave him now and ruin my world."🤣🤣🤣 She just stared at her daughter and got the message and went back home and chilled, that intelligent girl saved their marriage. I would love for them to do a part 2 so we can see how the daughter turns out, 🤧😂 she seemed like a better version of psychopath than both her parents. Very promising😂😂😂
    Thank you for recommending Never Let Me Go last week I think, oh man I enjoyed that movie. No regrets. I'm always looking forward to your movie recommendations. 🙏🏽

  • @lynnsundrop
    @lynnsundrop ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "If you tell my girl, you will be unsafe!"
    Truer words have never been spoken lol. I believe everyone involved should catch the hands. She didn't owe me loyalty, but she willingly participated in disrespecting me & my relationship. Boop boop! 👊🏽😂

  • @chamasikazwe6950
    @chamasikazwe6950 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I bet you James would have made a thread of this question with his own relationship experiences 😂😂 mans has been through everything 🤣

  • @Carpathianpixie
    @Carpathianpixie ปีที่แล้ว +10

    WW1: So this Archduke Ferdinand got killed by a Serb. So Austria blamed Serbia. So now Serbia's friends came to their defense right and then Austria got their friends involved too. So now a bunch of other countries got involved because they were allies to one of the original 2 countries until that shit got out of control and all of them were fighting.

    • @doubledutchclutch
      @doubledutchclutch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yup. That's pretty much how I was taught about it in school. Some noble got killed by some commoner (or a set of commoners -- there may have been a failed asassination attempt before the actual murder), which ofc pissed off the noble's relatives. His homeland declared war upon the commoner's people which triggered a continent wide face off since everybody was in a secret alliance with one country or the other. Basically the aristocracy got all of their people to sacrifice their lives over (in my opinion) relatively minor stuff. England, France, and Germany lost hella people, so I'm surprised James and Fuhad weren't more aware of that. I still love them both though. WWI isn't talked about nearly as much as WW2. Oh ... and you mentioning Serbia gets me thinking the Balkan powder keg term applies.
      PS: I've got to figure the soldiers were shoveling water out of the trenches to prevent themselves from drowning as well. It was either that or come onto "dry" land above before they were ready to attack. I dunno though, just guessing.

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@doubledutchclutch I do believe you're right about the failed assassination attempts prior. However, I wouldn't say it was over minor things since a whole world leader was indeed murdered but I do concede that it wasn't worth an entire world war and so much death.
      On another note, I don't think I know much about this Balkan powder keg situation 🤔... Please elaborate. And why do you think there was water in the trenches, or even enough to drown in?

  • @arewahaircaretv8718
    @arewahaircaretv8718 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The way James be exposing tea?.......I hope he can fight 😂😂💚

    • @laninomi1699
      @laninomi1699 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s already been established that he can’t. Don’t tell him though 😭😭

    • @arewahaircaretv8718
      @arewahaircaretv8718 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@laninomi1699 I bet we will still get the tea of how he was beatup/ran away though 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kahmeelahlyons5774
      @kahmeelahlyons5774 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bbbaaahhhaahhaa

  • @feyissabekele5927
    @feyissabekele5927 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Finally... I've been waiting for this episode to drop all day

    • @mannyy91
      @mannyy91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

  • @iruka6284
    @iruka6284 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    50:52 "You need it" had me dying in the middle of a café

  • @lisa.222
    @lisa.222 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ppl have normizled cheating way too much. Like I could never be friends with a cheater fr. Cuz who knows how their betraying mindset works

    • @wordeeone4996
      @wordeeone4996 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does the morality policing extend to other transgression or just cheaters?

  • @imanitucker4324
    @imanitucker4324 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    10:25 pure facts. Side Chicks get loud and try to tear shit apart. Side Dicks keep quiet and know how to play their part.

  • @Gatwirimutuma
    @Gatwirimutuma ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This friendship and bromance ❤ is goals.🎉 .the 2nd largest podcast in the world 🌍

  • @2k11Emma
    @2k11Emma ปีที่แล้ว +28

    These two get turned on by anything 😂😂😂😂
    “5.6?!!!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @tumininuvictor9813
    @tumininuvictor9813 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Listening to man dem at work is a battle against laughter everyday. I’m over here trying to laugh as silent as possible. My lungs are suffering
    😂😂😂😂

  • @CC-ck2st
    @CC-ck2st ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how these two men have the gift of retelling movie or events and putting it in to todays lingo 😂😂😂

  • @evans.4872
    @evans.4872 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:04- the nasty truth is your parent will tell you keeping their secret is a show of your love to them and if you speak out you don’t love them. Early childhood manipulation runs deep, trust

  • @cocobrowny
    @cocobrowny ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For anyone thinking of watching Deep Water, it’s not as p*rnofied as James is describing it to be. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being p*rn) I’d give it a 3, it’s moderately racy. And lack of filth aside, the ending is not very satisfying.
    I wouldn’t say it was a waste of 2 hours of my life but if I had to rate it, it would be quite low on my list. Enjoy!

  • @akeilahilliman5721
    @akeilahilliman5721 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This was an amazing episode hands down😂😂
    Major love from Guyana 🇬🇾💚

  • @amarie1751
    @amarie1751 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    52:41
    James- “cool I won’t play next week”
    Fuhad - “you will”

  • @ladyj522000
    @ladyj522000 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    James be really shocked although he admit was a serial cheater 😂

  • @GrungeGalactica
    @GrungeGalactica ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How are these people more committed to the lies & stress than to their actual partners?!

  • @madinayusuf2467
    @madinayusuf2467 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I AM FINALLY A CULT BABY!!!!!😝😝 Monday isn’t enough!!!! I need THURSDAYS TO!!

  • @leslie-annjones5321
    @leslie-annjones5321 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm sitting here with headphones on and tears are streaming down my face,my jaw and stomach hurts. You guys had me stifling my screams 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @isunshiine
    @isunshiine ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Fuck this game”😂 always a sore loser when he’s losing😅 ❤

  • @ChrissyJHoward
    @ChrissyJHoward ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the way that James and Fuhad can make my day so much better within the first two minutes is crazy 😂

  • @blaackberry
    @blaackberry ปีที่แล้ว +10

    30:54 Fuhad is experiencing what we experience when we watch their show. Being mesmerized by the storytelling 😆

  • @zainebhammouda5529
    @zainebhammouda5529 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love how they admit that they cheat all the time yet when a woman says she cheated they act disgusted :p y'all are all shitty partners :p

  • @LittleMiss875
    @LittleMiss875 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I had to pause and watch deep waters before continuing! My partner even stopped playing Harry potter just to watch the entire movie!! 🤣🤣 It is so good

  • @chy8427
    @chy8427 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    James’s little strop is me when I’m losing money in monopoly, or literally losing any game.

  • @ToluVictoria
    @ToluVictoria ปีที่แล้ว +10

    James' face when Fuhad said, " I've given him his 2 points.It's my game"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deborahl3083
    @deborahl3083 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    James feeling like it’s valid that a man would break the phone and saying “disgusting” when he found out it was a woman cheating is a DOUBLE STANDARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD you absolute wastemen

  • @justmoii6119
    @justmoii6119 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Honestly I’m loving watching this channel grow!

  • @completepatience1248
    @completepatience1248 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    James when he flares he’s nostrils trying not to laugh sends me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gamekings605
    @gamekings605 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    watching this after omah lay 🤣

  • @oladokunmodesola9604
    @oladokunmodesola9604 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually nah… someone HAS lied that she was just living with a man. So the present chick doesn’t know they are still seeing each other. And that’s real life stuff!

  • @omolaraogunmola1791
    @omolaraogunmola1791 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's giving James 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @g59derrick
    @g59derrick ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’m not even from the UK but y’all kill me keep it up 🫡

  • @stevencloninger7988
    @stevencloninger7988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Turning off the sleep apnea machine is crazy!!!!!

  • @whitleypetrusie2089
    @whitleypetrusie2089 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rem's voice is sexy afffffff..... 🤤

    • @alexismum
      @alexismum ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He has the 'let's dip so we could go tie each other up somewhere' vibe 🙆‍♀️

    • @debikala
      @debikala ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh someone else noticed too... he need to come in front the camera one day

  • @Feelisahtee
    @Feelisahtee ปีที่แล้ว +6

    James straight face when fuhad read “I can’t believe you fit it in your mouth” 😂😂😂😂

  • @sheriixta
    @sheriixta ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:44 imagine her telling the best friend and now they’re both finessing him😅

  • @angiep.4362
    @angiep.4362 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    STUDIO CAMERA 🎥: guys, love that you’re switching up and getting more technical with the individual shots BUUUUTT we’re missing Fuhad/James micro reactions (which are priceless). We need full view at all times 😂🤌🏾😩

  • @chimbojo
    @chimbojo ปีที่แล้ว +10

    OH my goodness, I love James. He is so competitive....I am dying

  • @iammariomurray
    @iammariomurray ปีที่แล้ว +4

    #ShxtsNGigs you guys are legendarily hilarious and entertaining to listen to. I am at work, and my coworker/work friend listen to you. I personally really like your episodes. Shout out to the whole team - One love from Jamaica...
    ...Mario

  • @coatedbeauty_b8854
    @coatedbeauty_b8854 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When James said “I’m talking about my wife” I almost choked 😂😂😂 I love this podcast