Of all his skits, this is my favorite one. I've actually met people like this...you know...like, anti social, quiet, keep to themself, uber anime fan types (nothing wrong with that) but he nailed it and it's funny af. I dunno.
So perfect, I knew people exactly like Onyx back in high school, and that was almost 20 years ago. Love all your videos. And you're Friday Favs are hilarious.
"What really happened that Saturday in the food court? Onyx the Fortuitous claims he is lactous intolerant, but Stacy "Skeazer" Lindemire witnessed him drinking an extra large Orange Julius outside of Spencer's Gifts... If the Isreali Lotion kiosk hadn't moved until Sunday night, blocking the entire view of the food court from the Sunglass Hut, then where was Jonathan Windmar that day? What happened to that payphone, did it ever exist? We'll discuss all this and more.. on Season Three of Serial."
i truly believe this guy is one of the most developed and believable actors of recent time. certainly in TH-cam, but possibly in the greater scope too. he's fucking genius.
Yo, this dude is actually a great actor. Look at his mannerisms. He nails every character. And only 82k subs? I feel like this guy should have way more.
I admire your incredible skills at hand to hand combat just as much as your perceveirance for telling the truth of what really happened. A true noble warrior.
Lol, I'm way past those days. I had an issue with a kid who worked for them back in the day. One day I was walking around the mall and ran into him outside smoking a cigarette with a couple other dudes. He started talking shit, I got in his face, then his friends circled me like they were going to jump me. I didn't back off at all. He tried telling me he nailed my GF at the time so I boot kicked him in the knee, dropping him like a rock. I walked away and said something like,' Selling sunglasses doesn't make you a badass'... Not exactly what was said in the vid, but close enough:D... Oh yeah, and dude still works a kiosk in the mall 15 years later. I win.
jjtattooist I believe he is referring to the burbank mall since he loves near here and he refrences the food court on the top floor and the train on the bottom floor
I suddenly got bored when you were stabbing the water tank even though I was supposed to be shocked and horrified. You brought me back to life when you said I don't know. All is well and right in my world again. LOL.
Hey Bowser any chance you have merged the angry onyx into the movie and future content? Cause I'd definitely say for me I laugh the hardest when Onyx is confrontational like this!! Like in your Slashback video when you say "i wish you wooould!! HOO!!
"Even though my mom taught me to be ashamed of my emotions, I'm going to express my anger" me too, buddy
Smh
I can't stop thinking about how creeped out your neighbors must be.
+Brittni Kristine they're already dead
+Brittni Kristine VERY creeped out.
BowserVids You need to be in a movie.
BowserVids I will pay you to play a character in my film.
Omg I'm dead! 😂😂
"Y'all don't understand Geography!" Omg you had me dying over here!
"step inside the thundome", favourite line from the entire video
Yeah man you kinda messed up. Coulda got over 1k likes if you could spell correctly.
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“Im half robocop half rocky 4.” -Thats probably the best line i have ever heard in my entire life🤣🤣🤣
You could be this character forever. I think its fucking amazing
Amos white look up kyle from snl
Needs a solid script for a movie.
i want to see another character thats polar opposite of this one because they would really show you are versatile as a writer and actor.
+1
check out the movies he's made
+deb schmit check out www.andrewbowserdirector.com
thats incredible, im subbed to your channel(s) why have i not seen any of this content?
your responsible for all of them clips? thats really dope.
+deb schmit TAP...the...eggs.
Of all his skits, this is my favorite one. I've actually met people like this...you know...like, anti social, quiet, keep to themself, uber anime fan types (nothing wrong with that) but he nailed it and it's funny af. I dunno.
So perfect, I knew people exactly like Onyx back in high school, and that was almost 20 years ago. Love all your videos. And you're Friday Favs are hilarious.
This guy should totally have over 1 million subscribers. I love this channel.
*You never fail to entertain, keep it up!*
+Noobzilla Gaming Thanks!
BowserVids is this the actual Andrew Bowser or a fanpage
"What really happened that Saturday in the food court? Onyx the Fortuitous claims he is lactous intolerant, but Stacy "Skeazer" Lindemire witnessed him drinking an extra large Orange Julius outside of Spencer's Gifts... If the Isreali Lotion kiosk hadn't moved until Sunday night, blocking the entire view of the food court from the Sunglass Hut, then where was Jonathan Windmar that day? What happened to that payphone, did it ever exist? We'll discuss all this and more.. on Season Three of Serial."
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anytime I'm in a dull mood, this always makes me smile. thanks for letting us in the Thunder Dome!!
This guy never disappoints.
You look like Keemstar.
i truly believe this guy is one of the most developed and believable actors of recent time. certainly in TH-cam, but possibly in the greater scope too. he's fucking genius.
Yo, this dude is actually a great actor. Look at his mannerisms. He nails every character. And only 82k subs? I feel like this guy should have way more.
Totally agree. I was just looking and Ron Paul only has 354k! More like 34 million!
Great, per usual. Lovely references.
This is amazing, I crave to see more of this character
The "I dunno" catchphrase gets me every time.
I admire your incredible skills at hand to hand combat just as much as your perceveirance for telling the truth of what really happened. A true noble warrior.
I hope that in the past 5 years you’ve learned how to spell perseverance
@@yxzus7022 Imagine correcting someone's spelling on a bowservids video💀💀
you're a fucking genius
"You think your tougher than me cuz you work at the sunglass hut!?''... I've actually said those words IRL...
Hashtastic why tho? Are you passed those "blunder years" or still living 'em?
Lol, I'm way past those days. I had an issue with a kid who worked for them back in the day. One day I was walking around the mall and ran into him outside smoking a cigarette with a couple other dudes. He started talking shit, I got in his face, then his friends circled me like they were going to jump me. I didn't back off at all. He tried telling me he nailed my GF at the time so I boot kicked him in the knee, dropping him like a rock. I walked away and said something like,' Selling sunglasses doesn't make you a badass'... Not exactly what was said in the vid, but close enough:D... Oh yeah, and dude still works a kiosk in the mall 15 years later. I win.
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jalemonman he wasn't acting bad ass. He wa sactinf like a 15 year old who got his fee fees hurt
Yeah I don't know anyone who thinks kicking a 15 yr old in the knee makes you a badass...
I love these videos, they're so entertaining.
You really are very talented. That character you have created is hilarious. Kind of a combination of Jack Black and Johnny Ringo from Tombstone
God I'd love to be his neighbor and overhear this
lilppblunt you have imaginary friends? Wow.
@@MisfitSquisher 💀💀💀💀
Notice me SENPAI, notice mmeeee. But for reals great character
***** I DUNNO!
***** yeah its great xd!
I seriously can't get enough of this character! Really looking forward for what you're going to be putting out
+Brandon Murphy Thanks!
it has been 5 years and i still cackle at “a bread bowl of clam chowder was spilled onto a baby’s head”
this character lol
"I'm lactose intolerant." 8 seconds later"One sugar butter and M&M cookie.." lmfao 😂😂😂
how did the breadbowl of chowder fall on a babies head?
I truly love this man.
I'm just here to inquire about the location of the aforementioned Tamale House.
Tamales are pretty cool.
Hahaha that one was personal 2:51
Hollywood. y'all been sleeping on this guy for too long
I love this. And that intro where he sips the Monster - perfection. 👌
Haha.... Lol the water bottle... It's like watching a little kid throw a fit and try to act tough... Adorable lol
After seeing this and the TST Detroit vid, I clicked that Subscribe button like it was gonna disappear.
I love this content. It's like a flashback from 2007. Nothing else quite like it
I laugh... until I remember there are people who behave this way in real life. And they're breeding. Then I weep for the future.
I love coming back to this video every so often. His failure to pierce the jug makes me laugh every time! :)
I’m mesmerized ⚔️😵💫
The Badass Robocop earth metal Jesus destroyer is here! FACE HIS WRATH! BOTTLES BEWARE!
Dude you need to do a magic the gathering rant video lol
He almost cracked up at the end lmao your awsome dude
Man this is my favorite youtube character of all time, even the story is fking hilarious, please, just please keep it up x) ONYX THE FORTUITOUSE!!!!!
does every mall have a theatre with a macys and a mrs. fields?
jjtattooist I believe he is referring to the burbank mall since he loves near here and he refrences the food court on the top floor and the train on the bottom floor
Half robocop and half rocky 4! I love this guy!
This is epic humor, genius stuff!!
I went to highschool with a guy that dressed just like that.
He collected dollar store samurai swords.
Great video.
This man is comedy gold. COMEDY GOLD I SAY!!
I suddenly got bored when you were stabbing the water tank even though I was supposed to be shocked and horrified. You brought me back to life when you said I don't know. All is well and right in my world again. LOL.
This is one of my favourite skits
Oh the water jug had me literally laughing out loud. This is gold
Anytime I'm in a foul mood I just have to watch this guy🤣😂🤣😂
I always start saying " yeah I'm angry, yeah I'm angry"
the way he said "step inside the thunder dome!"
this guys voice is mesmering ,notice me senpai, notice meeeeee
I like this Gangster version of Onyx lmao he's awesome!
I keep coming back to this one
Hey Bowser any chance you have merged the angry onyx into the movie and future content? Cause I'd definitely say for me I laugh the hardest when Onyx is confrontational like this!! Like in your Slashback video when you say "i wish you wooould!! HOO!!
dude, keep it up, most original character ever. and if it's your natural "you",then never change
i NEED more of this
+jasonhale711 Then make sure you're subscribed! Ha!
This is what true class looks like so stylish
Sunglass hut LMFAO.. this dude hilarious
The water jug part is amazing!!!!
Came here for the lines of wisdom and antics, stayed for the "Idunno."
When he pulled out said cookies wrapper I was like we mine as well go home cause it's all over!!
Dude, I'm a TOTAL FAN!!! You're awesome!
Dad why is he hurting that water jug?
Because son. He's half Robo Cop. Half Rocky IV.
Great Andy Kaufmann impression! Love it
love this guy's channel, glad I found it
Bro hilarious... all of them are hilarious!!!
Hahaha this is awesome, liked and subbed :)
Love that outro! Roller mobster 10/10
Still can't believe you were the singer for Zella Mayzell -- used to love them in college. Keep up the dope vid work!
I never fail to crack up at Onyx trying to stab the water jug with a blunt ass sai.
I come back to watch this at least once a week
happy to see this again lol, was hopin to see something *NEW* tho!
I DID NOT EXPECT CARPENTER BRUT AT THE END
+Furin1994 I can't tell which song it's from ;-;
+Hashim Al-Hasani it's "Le Perv"
bowser is truly an inspiration.
When you are in tears holding your stomach.......god thank you lol
Ah man you make me piss myself laughing every time!
HOLY SHIT, this video is just like Cobbercab's video with the "GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL" LOL
I only just realized Onyx looks like a chubby AJ Styles
The monster chug at the beginning :D
😂😂this dude cracks me up
this guys is a true perfromer an artist even
Glad you're back
If he can create a narrative script of his comedy, it would be Rick and Morty level.
I love him!! Always makes me laugh!!
I spit my water out laughing lmao.
Just when I thought he wouldn't say "I dunno"
I bet the Neighbors on the other side of the wall are crying in laughter
this guys hillarious
where did you get the pants or the full outfit please write back
clearly hot topic, lol
this guy is fucking awesome! saw his comicon interview a while back. Just now watching his other vids. hilarious man, keep up the great work!
Keep it up bud! Holla from Leeds UK.
you could however have a Manhattan clam chowder lol. great stuff though
This guy is amazing
There is no way you managed to do this without cracking up! Bloopers video!