Clarke and Dawe - General Knowledge

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  • "Mr William Nilly, quiz contestant." Originally aired on ABC TV's 7.30: 26/04/2012
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  • @tommytittle1992
    @tommytittle1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I honestly didn't the joke till about 40 seconds before it finished. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @saffsuff
      @saffsuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Took me two minutes haha

    • @jpdprophotography6693
      @jpdprophotography6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had to read your comment before it sunk in 😅

    • @tdfitts
      @tdfitts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Took me until he said General Motors. Then I chuckled.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt stupid when it took me about a minute before I got it.
      It was the general anesthetic that did it for me.

    • @MubashirullahD
      @MubashirullahD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont think i got it at all

  • @1royalwolf
    @1royalwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    His knowledge of generals was exceptional😂😂

  • @brentritchie6199
    @brentritchie6199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Clarke was a comic genius, I don’t know anything about Mr Dawes but I presume he is also a real comic talent. The two of them together commentary on the Australian political arena was brilliance. The insight and clever and endlessly subtle needles at the stupidity of the politics was just wonderful. Never has anyone spoken so much truth veiled in humour about political bureaucratic BS in human history. If these guys had run the country greed and stupidity would not have for so long.

    • @pintbottlepleasether
      @pintbottlepleasether 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've recently discovered these guys since the infamous "front fell off" episode, and what you've just said echoes my exact thoughts. I'm Irish btw, also learning that your governments are equally as inept as our own through comedy. Brilliant.

  • @jasonw4501
    @jasonw4501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Looks like Willy Nilly can finally claim his prize.

  • @johnblack5616
    @johnblack5616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    His prize was well ahead of it's time

  • @olliesfood
    @olliesfood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Timing, timing, timing... Genius.

  • @tedskam
    @tedskam 12 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Find out what hes drinking and get a case of it for my other generals...." omg thats priceless.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I also like the "If you're not using the army this weekend, can I borrow it?"

    • @SuperBlooper057
      @SuperBlooper057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Both of those are (slightly paraphrased) real quotes.

    • @guyfromdubai
      @guyfromdubai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liked your comment, but had to unlike it cause 69

    • @seanmac1793
      @seanmac1793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lincoln also said of General Pope, when Pope rather pompously proclaimed that his headquarters was in the saddle, "The problem with General Pope is that his Headqaurters are where his hind quarters are supposed to be"

    • @irlShively
      @irlShively 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The US Civil War has so many banger quotes

  • @christopherbriggs9526
    @christopherbriggs9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    here it is 9/3/2021 about a week from the complete withdraw of Afghanistan. Took some time to use that prize.

    • @daviru02
      @daviru02 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wasn't quite a smooth pullout, either.

  • @jond8014
    @jond8014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I knew it was coming, I've watched it 50 times over a decade, but I still have to pause for 20 seconds to laugh over the "General Knowledge" twist. Amazing.

  • @EpicMRPancake
    @EpicMRPancake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Who was the most decorated Russian general of World War 2?"
    "General... Zhukov?"
    "Correct."
    "Oh good."
    God the writing is so on point haha

  • @Voron_Aggrav
    @Voron_Aggrav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    General knowledge, took me a second to sink in 🤣👍 absolutely brilliant

  • @ramathaham
    @ramathaham 12 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    2 and a half minutes to set up a few jokes right at the end... fucking love it!

  • @NZBCTelevision
    @NZBCTelevision 12 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    In general this was a good performance. I'm speaking generally, of course.

    • @guyfromdubai
      @guyfromdubai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Speaking in general terms generally makes for an understandable comment

  • @poetperson1
    @poetperson1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    General Anaesthetic! Hahaha.

  • @johnstory2996
    @johnstory2996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brilliant. Proper genius tier

  • @ShitizenKane
    @ShitizenKane 12 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    willy nilly ;)

  • @iancurtis1152
    @iancurtis1152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They forgot about....General Motors, General Niusence, General Patton, General Strike, General Hospital, General Apathy, General Burchalter, General Condition, General Erection (in Japan), General Regulations, General Patients, General Willingness, General with 2 Colonels........!

  • @operator8014
    @operator8014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oooh. That last punchline.

  • @Tim_3100
    @Tim_3100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It says dont hold your breath 😂😂

  • @Aimia4
    @Aimia4 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg best Clarke and Dawe evar!! :D

  • @mjusiqtube
    @mjusiqtube 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That was a surprise! Generally speaking.

  • @WaxingRadiance
    @WaxingRadiance 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Legendary writing.

  • @AltarenGalil
    @AltarenGalil 11 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    and i thought i had good general knowladge

  • @Monty-bc7ur
    @Monty-bc7ur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    don't hold your breath, huh?

  • @timewatch12
    @timewatch12 12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ah general, I get it!!!!!

  • @flynnlivescmd
    @flynnlivescmd ปีที่แล้ว

    GOLD!!!

  • @Snadaaahhh
    @Snadaaahhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    YOu can breath now

  • @evanf111og
    @evanf111og 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that third last line is apt

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was nice.

  • @amandahugankiss4110
    @amandahugankiss4110 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Golly. It took me so long to catch on to what was happening in this bit. I may be high enough.

  • @monkeytypist
    @monkeytypist 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:32 - not quite; Lee was only commander of the Army of Northern Virginia. The CSA had no overall army commander ;)

  • @Benweaves
    @Benweaves ปีที่แล้ว

    I got the knock out blow laughing about general anesthetic

  • @highlandoutsider
    @highlandoutsider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣 General knowledge

  • @willowozurumba4352
    @willowozurumba4352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    General anesthetic oh BOI

  • @seanys
    @seanys ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m still laughing at “Willy Nilly.”

  • @johnfherron
    @johnfherron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Complete withdrawal from Afghanistan? Well, 2021.

    • @evanf111og
      @evanf111og 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      just wait till you hear about whats happening now

  • @jimnasium3208
    @jimnasium3208 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was 1:40 in and realised his name basically is Willy Nilly🤣

  • @Gredddfe
    @Gredddfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok it took me far too long to work out what's going on here.

  • @nimrodbegg123
    @nimrodbegg123 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    and you'll still still have a 50-50 split!

  • @UserName-br5zu
    @UserName-br5zu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    General Anaesthetic😂

  • @christopheryoung3850
    @christopheryoung3850 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only thing missing was 'General Ignorance'....lol...😜

  • @macro312
    @macro312 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    General. *Salute*

  • @Jurassic56
    @Jurassic56 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ingenius

  • @Radiotomb
    @Radiotomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "General" Knowledge LMAO!

  • @heath2357
    @heath2357 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching the House of Reps. is a Major Pain.

  • @TommyRayzer
    @TommyRayzer 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It took me 1 minute 40 seconds before I got the joke.

  • @brotherblonde
    @brotherblonde 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hear Hear!!

  • @Sanborn345
    @Sanborn345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    general anaesthetic :) :) :)

  • @andyhewell
    @andyhewell 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Australian economy is NOT doing well. The fact that the RBA decided to cut IR by 50 bps says it all really.
    Btw, headline unemployment rate doesn't really mean much. you can save your breath, if you plan to bring that up as an argument.

  • @DRpokeme
    @DRpokeme 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Make Monash a Field Marshal!!!...

  • @thedrunkenelf
    @thedrunkenelf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It took me way too long to catch on to the joke...

  • @longltran
    @longltran 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hear Hear!

  • @nimrodbegg123
    @nimrodbegg123 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm fairly sure he's talking about OZ, not the USA (unless you mean OZ as well)

  • @ryandale2365
    @ryandale2365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It took me two minutes and 18 seconds to get the pun. 😶

  • @jan.tichavsky
    @jan.tichavsky 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    But you would also need some generally intelligent people for it to be effective.

  • @jan.tichavsky
    @jan.tichavsky 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But morals are subjective, you can't have general morals.

  • @thomasvleminckx
    @thomasvleminckx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The General Retreat from Afghanistan was not a Major Success

  • @xeisnet
    @xeisnet 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Generally funny;)

  • @changer_of_ways_999
    @changer_of_ways_999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ah... full withdrawal from Afghanistan. When we finally did it, it was in the worst possible way imaginable.

  • @kevin9c1
    @kevin9c1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Took me 2 minutes to get the joke. I feel...slow.

  • @JuusoAlasuutari
    @JuusoAlasuutari 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Took me 2 minutes to get it

  • @wouven4517
    @wouven4517 ปีที่แล้ว

    The General Electric triggered me

  • @jharker37
    @jharker37 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bugger! ♀❤♀

  • @gdabify
    @gdabify 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Correc'

  • @MensRifleAssociation
    @MensRifleAssociation 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol

    • @loftsatsympaticodotc
      @loftsatsympaticodotc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do like the irony of your profile pic and your handle.

  • @MAI11.5
    @MAI11.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus and the women of Samaria ~ Naked Adam and Eve Saw Serpant around Forbidden Tree Eating Apple of Wisdom In Eadengarden , Messiah Return On Judgement Day Save U Human Not Money ...
    Rest you decode

  • @Reibusu
    @Reibusu 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill Shorten is obviously a fan of you two, as yesterday he told Sky News [in relation to Peter Slipper] that he has not heard Julia Gillard's comments on the matter, but whatever it is, he agrees with it, and "I'm sure she's right". Straight out of Clarke & Dawe.

  • @1ohtaf1
    @1ohtaf1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you are measuring by GDP the US is still No1 if you are going by growth, China is No1

  • @Flinklehurst
    @Flinklehurst 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too specific.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, but it was generally specific.
      Or specifically generals.
      I'm not entirely sure which. Maybe it was both.

  • @DailyScoopGelato
    @DailyScoopGelato 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    He could have slotted Von Ribbentrop there somewhere ... :-)

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think von Ribbentrop was a general. He was the foreign minister, and if he had any military rank, I would assume it would just be honorary.