Everytime you crash, traffic gets worse and your car gets improved by speed and handling. The overlords will have a field day with this. Good luck MuYe
Timelines Gray Pigeon Got Demolished By MuYe. 11:48: Fatal Drift Into Pigeon And Falls Of The Cliff 12:36: Drives Into Pigeon At 90 MPH Eliminating The Pigeon 4:49: Scrapes Gray Pigeons Paint Off 4:58: Bonus clip: James May Killing Jeremy Clarkson 15:35: Never Trust Green Pigeon
I honestly like that you can modify the brake power, I usually play with minimum brake power (usually you can only go down to 60% so idk how he got it that low) but maybe that's just me being weird
This makes me want to make / find a mod where I can decrease the brakes diameter freely. Combined with a Brake Glow mod, I'd finally obtain brakes hotter than the sun.. for home defense of course, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
1:50 you might need that handbrake check then... I drove for a good amount of time a Honda Fit (same car, diferent name) and the handbrake was great, mind you it was brand new. 180s, i did two 360 in it too. God I miss that car, great chassi. Not enough power.
Hello muye, i love your content. I also have an idea for one of the future videos- going downhill with the gas being flored all of the time, but when you crash you get more power/less weight. Would love if you turn this idea into a video.
Day #63 of playing Roainworld: even hearing the word "monk" (14:14) is enough to make me think of one of our beloved, I can barely add this additional note for the urge is too strong...
Should I keep spawning the goofy ATV?
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Definitely yes
yes.
yes
egg
do it.
Muye: Casually ramming into someone going 90 mph splitting their car in half
Also Muye: "Not a crash"
Insurance companies would agree
@@MuYe lol
@@MuYe N O T A C R A S H
@qRacing both comments are pretty similar but i don't think he had any intention of stealing your comment
@qRacing not a crash
"how is that a crash?"
"not a crash not a crash"
"not a crash"
"I dont think that's a crash"
muye just accept your fate
It was never a crash
400 likes let’s goop
The microphone will never get old. Should have also gave the van one of the cargos so things were, extra spicy
Will keep cargo in mind for when we eventually do the race
@@MuYe hi
@@Literally_thad no
@@harriska rights
@@skylovescars69420ok
"THEY'RE MOLESTING THE PIGEON" got me🤣🤣
Facts
that got me cracking up
10:42 as a greek driver i approve this overtake, nice one muye
Ακριβος
Αληθινό
STUFF YOU JUST BECAUSE WE CAN'T STAY IN ONE LANE DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE SHIT AT DRIVING
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Do “every time I crash, the input lag increases”
Bro finna have to turn for a corner 3 minutes in advance frfr
Every time i crash, my throttle response increases
actual good idea
@@vanomerjoian4218*decreases
@@proxyhx2075Every time MuYe crashes, he loses FPS
Muye: I can finally eat my donut
The Green Pigeon: not today
Muye said it himself, never trust a Green Pigeon. ☠
Fr
At 15:29
Everytime you crash, traffic gets worse and your car gets improved by speed and handling. The overlords will have a field day with this. Good luck MuYe
12:36 RIP gray pigeon
Where?
Muye taking driving exam:slams into instructors car making it explode.
Also Muye:NOT A CRASH
@billythestickman His personal car in the parking lot
discord be like : SAY KYS
@Billy the Stickman scuicide
13:06
Muye: gotta be careful
Also muye: driving 120kph without brakes
Average Muye hater: No! You can't just take risks all the time in challenges and expect to win!
Muye: HAHA - RISK TAKING GO BRRRRRRRRR
Hey wait, didn't somebody use that slogan when Creating games? @@charmingllama41
11:31 rs6 kerosene💀
Drum brakes simulator 2023
Premium edition
real
Buy disc brakes DLC for 200 euros
Here before blows up
@@MuYepremium edition :skull-muye:
15:35, moments before disaster 😂
I wonder what -10% of braking feels like.
He went FLYING
12:13
Muye: THERE MOLESTING A PIGEON
Got me
4:20
MuYe: "How is that a crash?!"
Also MuYe: *slams aggressively into NPC car, breaking its door hinges*
Finally, a new episode of braking bad!
thi s comment is underated lol
@@KenedienzVery underated
Leave me below you think this is a new episode of breaking bad
BRO BRO BRO THEY ADDED A KNEW SEASON 98 TO BRAKIN BAD!!!!!!
smart and witty and clever and tricky
12:14
MuYe: "They're molesting a pigeon"
Me: dies of cringe and laughter at the same time
Same I do it all the time
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE BROUGHT IT UP!
@@chad4628💀
Uhhhhhhh?
Same
This is by far my favorite series he’s ever done even from 2 or 3 years ago it’s still goated 😅
“What are they doing over there?.. “THEY’RE MOLESTERING A PIGEON!”
😭😭💀💀
muye: crashes into a car at 300 mph
also muye: N O T A C R A S H
mom my 10:43 muye at 10:40 me at 9:99 !
i love the fact he actually throws himself out the seat in the crash 💀
Fr and I love the editing and the cutoffs
Ikr I'm dead 😂😂😂
MuYe: Literally murders a pigeon
Also Muye: "There was LITERALLY nothing in front of me"
Timelines Gray Pigeon Got Demolished By MuYe.
11:48: Fatal Drift Into Pigeon And Falls Of The Cliff
12:36: Drives Into Pigeon At 90 MPH Eliminating The Pigeon
4:49: Scrapes Gray Pigeons Paint Off
4:58: Bonus clip: James May Killing Jeremy Clarkson
15:35: Never Trust Green Pigeon
I honestly like that you can modify the brake power, I usually play with minimum brake power (usually you can only go down to 60% so idk how he got it that low) but maybe that's just me being weird
11:50 RIP Pigeon you will not be forgoten
Anyone gonna talk about how cleanly he just drifted that van at 4:04
no.
Nah, wasn't that big of a highlight to be honest.
@@charmingllama41but he drifted a VAN
@@xxyvng6831he said it is quite easy to drift a van bruh
oh god i love these vids even though they are complete pain
Muye: speeding at 200 mp/h ai: appears out of nowhere and then gets hit by muye muye:"not a crash"
11:30 Muye: Crashing into a tree
Also Muye: "Not a crash"
Muye: "Never trust green pigeons"
Green pigeon: "I took that personally"
Also green pigeon: Heads right into muye in the opposite lane of the highway
@@danieltoth722 that's why I said "i meant that personally", that's why the pigeon did it
15:35 bro stood up while crashing quicker than my ass could
10:08 That Farming Simulator music fits this perfectly
0:25 What Is That Shifter 😭
1:25 The Car Brakes 💀
2:39 A Zmooth Launch 🤣
12:38
Ibishu pigeon: *driving towards him*
Muye: *driving towards it*
Muye: *crashes into the pigeon*
Muye: there was literally nothing Infront of me
14:41 - this is how polish people drive at roundabout
true
14:04 danm it takes over 2 months to brake (anyone who ordered stuff online willl understand)
"Im accelerating my rate of growth by playing with these dudes." 😂 7:52
*sends it off cliff intentionally * “how is that a crash!?!!?!” Muye needs to improve his acting skills.
10:45 Nah you aint saying that to my country my boy...
11:32 Muye: Slams the vehicle in a tree making it look like a real pigeon
Also Muye: nOt A cRaSh
4:51 its Bolivias death road. The d-915 in turkey is also pretty similar.
15:35 0 IQ Pigeon Pickup 💀
4:55 top gear was easily the best tv show ever
4:10 literally my right kidney when I run too much
This makes me want to make / find a mod where I can decrease the brakes diameter freely. Combined with a Brake Glow mod, I'd finally obtain brakes hotter than the sun.. for home defense of course, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
4:20 *punts the menace driver into the barriers without braking* "How is that a crash?!" 100% Muye energy. Madonna, cazzone
Just watching him deal with traffic is entertaining already, I'd watch "Every time I crash, nothing happens." immediately.
11:50 YOU KILLED THE GIGA CHAD PIGEON !!! YOU ARE A MONSTER !
10:55 “this is gonna be so eas-“
*cutely teleports*
10:40 as a greek i can confirm👍
Ισχύει
How you react to the crashes is so funny.🤣
not a crash.
Muye: Crashes into a wall, hits several cars, fall off a cliff
Also Muye: Not a C R A S H
12:12
Muye: THERE MOLESTING A PIGEON
Made me laugh so hard
At 13:39 that tree was like:hehehehe come gimme a hug
*runs into rocks then falls of a hill* "Not a cras-" 😆 😂
9:30 blud thinks hes Ryosuke takahashi😭😭💀💀💀
11:31 - i can't
Not the green pigeon!🟢🟩😮 15:35
MuYe be like:
him: absolutely abliterates his car
also him: "ahem.. not a crash.."
Muye! Missed you man, Keep up the good work ❤️
Never stopping, especially since I don't have brakes
@@MuYe haha good one
11:58 when the copilot says "right hairpin, no cut"
The farming simulator theme song goes hard at 9:40
12:39 muye:I hit nothing reality:hits pigeon
MuYe is basically the Top Gear of BeamNG
14:23 Muye when he runs over a civillian in his honda jazz
jizz*
1:50 you might need that handbrake check then... I drove for a good amount of time a Honda Fit (same car, diferent name) and the handbrake was great, mind you it was brand new. 180s, i did two 360 in it too. God I miss that car, great chassi. Not enough power.
I love to see muye upload
I love to see Perimeters comment
I love cheese
@@aeDoesThings mmm
This is the funniest vid I’ve seen lol 😂 especially the part when you were on 50% and you fell off the mountain and said not a crash 😂😂😂
6:43 what a fu..!😂😂
MuYe should make a 'Not a crash' shirt for merch at some point
11:37 "i wAz ZlAmInG oN zE bRaKeZ"
Breaking distance: Don worry bout it son
13:20 that music timing tho
Muye: *Commits multiple hit and runs and enjoys it*
Also MuYe: *Accidentally hits pigeon and makes it fall off the mountain* NOOO!!!
15:25 just wait for the end LoL
8:21 is a not so fun time lol
Bro said the F word
14:40 converted the roundabout into a straightabove
Muye:*Collapses 134 Buildings,Crashes Off A Hill,Kills A Pedestrian*
Also Muye:N O T A C R A S H
8:41 what the Pidgeon sayin' tho
😂
Now this feels like everytime I drive in a dream.
2:47 smoooooooth operatooooooooooor
zmoooooooooooooth*
@@Phxntxm0 oberatioooooooooooooooon
15:16 Tacoomi Foogiuara moment:
Whenever he says "not-a crash" i remember that meme with the "not a mama!" With the puppets😂😂😂
3:52 really got me🤣
Hello muye, i love your content. I also have an idea for one of the future videos- going downhill with the gas being flored all of the time, but when you crash you get more power/less weight. Would love if you turn this idea into a video.
No, more weight and more power, because it would be downhill
11:24 not a crash moment
How subtitles saying not a crap
Please make a video of only the car driving on those tiles (10:30 for reference) IT IS SO SATISFYING
11:46 why’d he get so quiet😂
2,000th
Muye: “I’m not gonna drift anymore- for the safeness”
Muye 4 nanoseconds later: I think I need new tires.”
7:00 Nice brake timing.
Day #63 of playing Roainworld: even hearing the word "monk" (14:14) is enough to make me think of one of our beloved, I can barely add this additional note for the urge is too strong...
8:46 that is the exact question that gets asked every night oh and I also watched that clip 50 times over
12:37 you slammed into a pigeon 😂😂
What is that OH MY just made me rolling in the ground 😂😂😂
11:52 f to pay respect
10:00 farming sim 2019 theme song😂
15:34 HOW DID YOU JUMP THAT FAST
jused used ;fly
15:35
The power of editing
Every time I hear 'gigachad' I get Can you feel my heart rent free in my head. Nice
the fact that the cars are constantly crashing makes it more ITALIANO