wow that sounds really boriinng, now in 2020, we have *interesting* stories. Example: I became Superman and beat up spiderman in the ocean and then I became a dog who saved my girlfriend who was preggers with 50 babies from spiderman's corpse. *and that was just the first minute.*
Nobody: Not a Single Soul: Not even people who still use dead memes: Mike: _DEAR DIRAY. LAST YEAR I _*_DIED_*_ AND TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE. DAY TWO I'M A WEREWOLF NOW_
What I find the funniest thing is how in the zombie Disney movie the first one is about zombies and the second one is about werewolves. Changed my mine
Wait...what if this world, us, this world we're living in is like a video game, like someone's controlling us...WHAT IF WE CAN GLITCH OUTSIDE THE MATRIX OUT THE REAL WORLD! *DUN, DUN, DUUNNNN*
@@melxdiqdooms9533 well it is possible. Elon musk did state that he not only believes it but that there's only a 1 in over a billionth chance that we're actually real.
There are actual diseases/viruses in real life that make you act like a zombie but you're still alive. One such disease is called Kuru Disease. This disease was common among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea, widely known for their cultural practice of eating deceased people’s brains to help their souls pass into the afterlife. This incurable, rare, neurodegenerative disorder is caused by abnormally formed prion proteins leading to tremors, coordination loss and neurodegeneration. Symptoms include: lack of muscle control, dysarthria, emotional instability (including sporadic laughter), difficulty swallowing, and more.
So my father is Simon Riley. And my mother is a princess. My sister is Grumpy Cat. My brother is Deadpool. And I'm a Sith Werewolf. This story is completely (un)true.
I LOVE "A Series of Unfortunate Events"!!!!! I own almost all the books and read the ones that I have about 4 times already, as a matter of fact, I'm in middle of the series for the 5th time!!!
Stacey missed by the cats she yet to have Was what was on the tombstone Have you ever thought that THAT tombstone belonged to a pregnant cat called Stacey who died before she could give birth but from the looks of it they probably managed to rescue the kittens but it was too late for Stacey and they were so upset they made her a tombstone in honour of the cat Stacey? (Just a truthful suggestion)
Look at my heart beat.. îīîīîīīīîīîīîîīīīīīīīīîīîîîîīîīīîīîîîîîîīīīīīīîîīīīīīīīīīîîîîîîîîîîīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîīīīīîîîîîîîîīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīiī *wakes up* you did it!
Her: **Reads How to Summon Spirits of Parents Back Home** Me: **Dealing with my annoying babysitter/cousin, sees what she’s reading** Also Me: “GIMME!” Edit: OI THANKS FOR SO MANY LIKES-
Storybooth:I got pregnant at age 16 Other Animated stories: I got pregnant from swimming with my brothers and they turned out to be faceless and the father is my stepdad
Nobody Literally NOBODY ON THE PLANET Not even a dog Bijuu: WAS NOBODY GONNA TELL THERE WAS PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FACE DURING THE VIDEO!? Me- *didn't even notice* WAIT WHAT- *Goes back* *chokes on Cheez-It* Rest of vid- *only sees peanut butter*
literally right when she said "the doctor started interrogating me with these stupid questions" i got a nationwide ad that started with "how did you come up with this elaborate backstory" im wheezing i have never laughed harder in my life-
Can tell you a science home? Nevermind, you'll never have a reaction... How about a construction home? Nah, I'm still working on it... Edit: like if you hate like beggars!
2020: I died and became a zombie 2025: I threw up and became a cat 2030: I wore pants and I became a salad WHATS NEXT FAM?? Reply down below what you think is next!!!
2098: I got teleported to Gacha life, and it felt normal. (My swag life) 9999: quiting TH-cam because everybody on Earth has shared at least one story. In 3003 someone sent a story about how they married Thanos. And now the animation channels are running again.
“Girl pregnant with 18 twins” hold up that’s like nearly impossible because the chances are like 1/8383749292828483929292030494858943992796696735667835866973665967695735698356598349358669385668966935863597669385769835663895389567985398366953737685936739667 and it never has happened and never will happen
Walking corpse syndrome. It’s real, and possible for her to have it after going through something traumatic. People tend to stop eating, deny the need to sleep, they do this because they truly believe that they don’t need to anymore since they think that they’ve already died. Often when left untreated this does lead to death usually due to starvation or extreme untreated injury. Bless this girls heart, if this is actually a true story. Also sorry to get all physiological in a comment section of jokes and laughs, but this disorder is actually very interesting to me. 😁 have a blessed day.
Mike: “PREGENANTE WITH 18 KIDS BEFORE THE AGE OF FOUR!!! Not that that is real it’s just a joke!” THE GIRL THATS PREGENANTE WITH 18 KIDS BEFORE THE AGE OF FOUR: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?!
Me: *reading while watching* Him: *plays L's theam song* Me: "A KILOBITE OF INFORMATION, AND SOON THE CORNERS TURNED!!" (Please tell me that I'm not the only one who knows the musical)
Your_local_tax_collector Nolign its an Anime. (I try to make no Spoilers) The mainchracter loves Zombie stuff and tries to bring his dead Cat back to live. He mets then a girl, Sanka Rea (that happens in the thirst episode). If i tell more, it would be a Spoiler.
Regarding "werewolf" kid I'd like to state my opinion that being afraid of someone because they look different is ridiculous and it's really not their problem that the other kids had nightmares because he looks different...
Her: **Realizes she’s a zombie**
Also Her: *”IT MAKES SO MUCH **_SENSE!”_*
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST RITUAL IT HAS TO BE
𝙼𝚎:𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝚃 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝙽𝙾 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚂𝙴!!
IM A WALKING CORPSE! :0!
“He whispered in my moms ear”
*a weird ad pops up with a guy talking about celebration trees*
“She looked shocked”
I got one for a kazoo facebook group
For me it said "HEY MAN WHATCA DOING"
Great Timing TH-cam!
“You have a strong foundation of online security-“
I got a kazoo group too
"I'm pregnant"
Well, Logic isn't even mentioned at this point.
True Story Animated:
Mike: *Peanut Butter. That is the real monster here.*
YES!
Yasssss
Yes
Lol
I AGREEE!!
“I died and became a zombie!”
Somebody: “hehe... cute.”
Next story:I became Superman and beat up spiderman and then I became a dog!
wow that sounds really boriinng, now in 2020, we have *interesting* stories.
Example: I became Superman and beat up spiderman in the ocean and then I became a dog who saved my girlfriend who was preggers with 50 babies from spiderman's corpse.
*and that was just the first minute.*
And I got owned by John whick and I died and became zombie buried
MrHiYeet
Best.👏Story.👏Ever.
You weren’t supposed to do that.
MrHiYeet XD
next "true Story" title:
"i ate chocolate and died!, Now im a dog!"
A bit *far feched* but still...
Wow, I just HATE it when that happens
so relatable tbh.
I popped now I'm jesus
I put on wired headphones and died! Now I’m the lo - fi girl!
I ate eggs died and then turned into a chicken
I ate pizza and I died" now I'm the day Monday MY WORST NIGHTMARE
Her: I’m a zombie
Me: but your not
Her: (explains how she’s not actually a zombie)
Me: but your not
You’re
But your not
But your not but your not but your FAKE XDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE
@Abbadabs Odell bijuu Mike explained that a while into the video
Me: if she’s a zombie.......ＨＯＷ ＤＩＤ ＳＨＥ ＭＡＫＥ ＤＩＳ ＶＩＤＥＯ？！
(Edit:) ohhhhHHhHhHhHhh..nOw I gEt iT
Nobody:
Not a Single Soul:
Not even people who still use dead memes:
Mike: _DEAR DIRAY. LAST YEAR I _*_DIED_*_ AND TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE. DAY TWO I'M A WEREWOLF NOW_
Mah gwad lol
We love dear diray
What I find the funniest thing is how in the zombie Disney movie the first one is about zombies and the second one is about werewolves.
Changed my mine
Day 3 I'm the Loli hip-hop girl
It reminds me of the anine toy chica cutscenes
When you said “ And I wanna bite everybody “ it sounds like you were Chad Alan Xd
who’s chad alan?
OMG I REMEMBER CHAD ALAN
@@hunter_jumpr4670 he doesn't post tho or at least I think
Me: Chad alan?
I've never heard that name in years
Who?
“She died and became a zombie.”
I can’t even with these titles anymore
Too be fair zombie syndrome is a thing so it's real.
**Sparkles** neither can I werewolves and zombies are not real -____-
I’m be honest if I die from a zombie....imma be pissed off because it would mean this is real -__________________-
@@k00l41 the story premise is true.
Last time I checked zombies cant write, they brainless.. Dear Diary, pls be more logical
These “true stories” just keep getting more real and real
I mean zombie syndrome is a thing.
I got u your 69th comment n i c e
@@idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896 As is hypertrichosis...
LoL
LOL
Next story: I died and then woke up in someone else’s boby
*boby*
bObY
Ah, yes. I woke up in someone else's boby. Did you think I was going to say body? No, *BOBY.*
Bobby dog?!!1!1!😭😢not dogie😢
Boby
Honestly though I barley get any sleep im practically a zombie at this point.
True because Instead of sleeping,I just die for a couple of hours
cool(●》●)
Facts
Galaxy Neko I slept for 3 hours last night!
Mom:SCHOOL GET UP
me: stop mom I died of exhaustion and now I am a zombie.
2019: true *scary* stories
2020: "true" Weird stories
JUST TRUE!!!
Too true!
"She was cold, and white."
Sounds like me.
lmao
"She was c-
Me: No no. Staph pls.
Yeah same
Same
You know.. dead bodies are cold.. Are you a zombie too ?!?!11?!!!1!😳😳😨😨
MAN i hate it when i die and turn into a zombie
Im Adopted yeah it happens all the time it’s so annoying
@@submasluvr8305 lol
Ikr! So annoying!!
LIKE IF RELATEABLE
Ugh same tho
No One:
True Story Animations: I MET ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND SAW HIM GET SHOT
Man, you must be REALLY old. XD
Ok Boomer
@@dogememe1797 I'm not sure if you meant that but ok
LOL
Zbox280 meant what?
Her: Hey babe I forgot to tell you I basically died and I’m a zombie now
Girl: *Says she is a zombie*
Also Girl: *Still explains life story, and how she is a zombie*
2020: I died and became a zombie
3020: life is a simulation and I broke out of the matrix
This made me laugh harder than I should've
I ALREADY KNEW THE MATRIX WAS REAL. We shall break out.... it’d be spooky though. But I like the movie (more like love)
It IS a simulation.
Wait...what if this world, us, this world we're living in is like a video game, like someone's controlling us...WHAT IF WE CAN GLITCH OUTSIDE THE MATRIX OUT THE REAL WORLD! *DUN, DUN, DUUNNNN*
@@melxdiqdooms9533 well it is possible. Elon musk did state that he not only believes it but that there's only a 1 in over a billionth chance that we're actually real.
“And I’m a walking corpse”
Me: Eggs Benedict?? ಠ_ಠ
OMG :-:
Michael Afton Vibes
“I’m going to escape this hole”
Me: “WASH YOUR MOUTH MISS”
Josh Gaming XD
She needs a pass for that.
Spearmint Snakes Yep Your Right Subscribing To You For That Idea
Spring Bonnie why did you say wash instead of watch
When do you think she became a zombie but she’s really just wearing green make up
There are actual diseases/viruses in real life that make you act like a zombie but you're still alive. One such disease is called Kuru Disease.
This disease was common among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea, widely known for their cultural practice of eating deceased people’s brains to help their souls pass into the afterlife. This incurable, rare, neurodegenerative disorder is caused by abnormally formed prion proteins leading to tremors, coordination loss and neurodegeneration. Symptoms include: lack of muscle control, dysarthria, emotional instability (including sporadic laughter), difficulty swallowing, and more.
Bijuu Mike: "I'm a zombie."
Me: Is this 'School Girls Simulator'?
Omg So trueeeee 😂 👌🏻
Omg your right XD
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
This comment is underrated it desires 1k+ likes!
GalaxyLuna Moon only 200
Don’t we love “true stories”
Mike on his note book:scribble scribble zombie
So my father is Simon Riley.
And my mother is a princess.
My sister is Grumpy Cat.
My brother is Deadpool.
And I'm a Sith Werewolf.
This story is completely (un)true.
*when he put the cut scene with story booth crying*
Me: "Is that ninja!? Is mah boi crying???"
Next title: I married my dog adopted two lemons went back in time became an orphan and got adopted by Superman
•CinnaBunnii• the new sailor moon
It’s actually legal to merry dogs in some countries
*im trying to convince myself not to get any ideas*
The day when i realise i am a robot
Now then are you guy ready for me to ruin this section?
@@VeryCrunchyPretzels mErRy?
Girl I’m a walking corpse
Michael Afton: *am I a joke to you?*
Next story: *i had a secret affair with my girlfriends dog, and then died and became god*
do you imagine? ;-;
I think that’s the next Gacha mini movie tbh lol
Crusade man that’s not how this works
Harry Whys r/whoooosh
😂😂😂😂
This is a petition for Bijuu Mike to react to story booth again.
One like: one vote
You are just begging for likes
@@evilpoopyfart true
YES HE SHOULD MY GOD
Ellie dumb stuff I’m not begging for likes I can care less about likes. I just was curious how many people agree with me
@@Islesofeden oh ok I'm sorry
I LOVE "A Series of Unfortunate Events"!!!!! I own almost all the books and read the ones that I have about 4 times already, as a matter of fact, I'm in middle of the series for the 5th time!!!
Bijuu you should react to “Conjoined Tripletes: Crazy sisters sharing a story” by Story Time Animated.
Yes bendy fangirl
Did you see the one with the girl allergic to speaking
Lauren Hall No xD
QwQかわいいブリトー I love Bendy ;w;
Bendy and Henry same I love bendy
2020: I'm a Zombie.
2050: *My Duck's Uncle's Wife's Dad's Daughter in law's ex boyfriend's cat is allergic to HGTV*
What?🤔
2080: My toenail got me pregnant
@@alanacooper3250 AHAHAHAHA good one AHAHAHAHA
2050: MY GERBIL GOT MY LITTLE BROTHER PREGENT AND THEN TOOK OVER THE GAY COMMUNITY THEN ASSISNATED JAMES CHARLES
hey i like watching HGTV
16:20 please tell me I'm not the only one who fangirled when I saw the TV!!!
Next title:
I died and then became Voldemort
Temmie :3 so funny and true
That would be pretty chill actually
*Harry Potter theme intensifies*
no face belives in lemon tree Plot twist: they married Harry potter
Then Hagrid Married Draco Malfoy
Absolutely nobody
Like literally nobody
True story animated:i am pregeeenant with my ex’s baby and i cheated on my boyfriend and said it’s his😱😱
that's actually quite believable, like of all the stories they have, that would be the most real
2020:I died and became a zombie
3010: I jumped off a toaster and got my dog pregnant
@@ghulam237 2050: *I am... NORMAL*
LOL
That is normal... boooriing!!
Stacey missed by the cats she yet to have
Was what was on the tombstone
Have you ever thought that THAT tombstone belonged to a pregnant cat called Stacey who died before she could give birth but from the looks of it they probably managed to rescue the kittens but it was too late for Stacey and they were so upset they made her a tombstone in honour of the cat Stacey?
(Just a truthful suggestion)
“Her face was white”
Yes... what a great way to explain that.. don’t say pale, say white... much thx
Look at my heart beat.. îīîīîīīīîīîīîîīīīīīīīīîīîîîîīîīīîīîîîîîîīīīīīīîîīīīīīīīīīîîîîîîîîîîīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîīīīīîîîîîîîîīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīiī *wakes up* you did it!
..I don't see the problem
••BiG SLAppY•• it’s kinda racist
Story: I died and became a zombie
Next Story: *my mom got pregnant from my grandmas uncles daughters sister*
That basically means her cousin
@@rajeswarireddy64
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The only different thing about the Disney movie is that zombies were caused by lime soda.
The mom that was yelling was probably David’s mom
Edit:in the second one
Her: Someone with my name is dead.
Also her: guess I don’t have to eat anymore
And she doesn't even sound like a zombie.
**the intro tho**
**sees the Title**
Me: welcome to the top Ten Lies.
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
At least they got the disease correct since it's a real thing where you believe you're dead or something
*top ten anime lies
"i died a year ago. Now im a zombie" this is betraying the trust of trusting toddlers and little kids who actually want to see a real life zombie 😶
7:42 is the greatest thing I’ve ever witnessed on this channel
Her: **Reads How to Summon Spirits of Parents Back Home**
Me: **Dealing with my annoying babysitter/cousin, sees what she’s reading**
Also Me: “GIMME!”
Edit: OI THANKS FOR SO MANY LIKES-
Storybooth:I got pregnant at age 16
Other Animated stories: I got pregnant from swimming with my brothers and they turned out to be faceless and the father is my stepdad
story booth is the normal animation channel-
Brazil:i got pregnant with age 14(this is real ok)
Omg it’s Hilarious That there is Peanut Butter on Your Face 😂 And it was hilarious When You Made a Circus Named Whats the heck 😂
“She died and became a zombie”
It’s like saying “I used Mask in JoJo and I became a Vampire irl”
That second one was so heartbreaking; he sounded almost in tears multiple times
That diary entry, tho 😂
Nobody
Literally NOBODY ON THE PLANET
Not even a dog
Bijuu: WAS NOBODY GONNA TELL THERE WAS PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FACE DURING THE VIDEO!?
Me- *didn't even notice* WAIT WHAT- *Goes back*
*chokes on Cheez-It*
Rest of vid- *only sees peanut butter*
I can’t see it, even when I know it😂
@@lemonweirdo 2:19 pause it there and look on the right side of his mouth
🤣🤣
Same
Stacy: and I'm a walking corpse
Me: but aren't we all when you think about it?
Revolutionary Peggy o: that zombie gurl really is stupid
literally right when she said "the doctor started interrogating me with these stupid questions" i got a nationwide ad that started with "how did you come up with this elaborate backstory"
im wheezing i have never laughed harder in my life-
"I became a zombie."
Didn't we all become a zombie at some point in our lifetime?
Last time I was this early.....
I......
I don’t have a joke ;-;
Poor Todoroki
Can tell you a science home?
Nevermind, you'll never have a reaction...
How about a construction home?
Nah, I'm still working on it...
Edit: like if you hate like beggars!
It’s okay child you being early is an epic thing, good job
Last time you were this early Stacy was still a human
You were a zombie or your face wasn't get burnt
"Grandma Zuzu."
*"Beloved by her granddaughter and many many sailors.."*
16:18
He’s watching Stranger Things!
Addy & Lyla Playz ye ikr
SEE THIS IS MY LIFE..hating on the fake stories that say “true”
Omg your profile pic...beautiful XD
@@digitalhallucinations697 yeah, he like , " Stay back demons!!" lol
She thought she was a zombie tho, mental disability
Ya like... there a random stories and random ppl of it
actually they are real tbh
Ah Yes, Going Full Anime to Summon Back the Dead.
Noooo!
Don't you remember Edward and Alphonse!!!
must've been from the corona virus
.○.
Am I a zombie now?
OwO 𝚠𝚘𝚠
*cough cough* 000000oooooo i want human flesh now o0o
NUUUUUU!!!!! I AM DA ZAMBUUUU!!! Lol
11:30 Hypochondria: the hyper house of the cell
I was cracking up about the peanut butter on your face…! 🤣
“What’s the heck?”- Bijuu 2020
2020: I died and became a zombie
2025: I threw up and became a cat
2030: I wore pants and I became a salad
WHATS NEXT FAM??
Reply down below what you think is next!!!
2098: I got teleported to Gacha life, and it felt normal. (My swag life)
9999: quiting TH-cam because everybody on Earth has shared at least one story.
In 3003 someone sent a story about how they married Thanos. And now the animation channels are running again.
2035: I ate pancakes and Earth exploded
2093: I ate a cat and became a bee.
-MimitubeKawaii- thanos came and snapped me then I came back to life and became Clarence
3009: I ate food and now I’m gay
-I lost my life.Im a zombie
-Biju Mike:I lost my braincels
0:04
The camera looks like it has a migraine.
*ca-ca-ca-cameras got a migraine*
Doesn’t it already have one?
The guy in the were wolf story: My mom tried to protect me
Me:Finally the mom in one of these doesn’t suck
huh... never knew someone could become Michael Afton
What's in her head? In her head? Zombies, zombies zombie, eye eye
I luv that song xD
@@traumainducing3529 me to :)
Dont get it ooooof
"I ate a tea cup and then I turned into glass"
"RIP Grandmother Yuzu
Beloved by her granddaughter
and many many sailors"
Me: *just finished watching unus annus video on beauty*
Bijuu mike: 0:04
Me: BRO HOLD UP WHY WASN'T MIKE IN THAT VIDEO!?
Unas Annus? Man. That's nice!
Uno anus
“Girl pregnant with 18 twins” hold up that’s like nearly impossible because the chances are like 1/8383749292828483929292030494858943992796696735667835866973665967695735698356598349358669385668966935863597669385769835663895389567985398366953737685936739667 and it never has happened and never will happen
Girl in video: Maybe that's why I-
Ad: I'm a big kid now!
The story goes she’s pregnant
Mike: I didn’t see that coming
Me: Every story you have reacted to someone gets pregnant I saw it coming
Galaxy Forest 123, huh, if I react to a story, will I be preggers?
Title: She died and became a zombie
Me: *aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?*
erick cardenas Odds1out Netflix:
erick cardenas she has walking corpse syndrome
Bijuu Mike: “Whats the heck”
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Mike:I’m A WeReWoLf NoW
Who’s watching this two days later or whenever she said she was a walking corpse but when really she’s dead inside but not actually dead
Walking corpse syndrome. It’s real, and possible for her to have it after going through something traumatic. People tend to stop eating, deny the need to sleep, they do this because they truly believe that they don’t need to anymore since they think that they’ve already died. Often when left untreated this does lead to death usually due to starvation or extreme untreated injury. Bless this girls heart, if this is actually a true story.
Also sorry to get all physiological in a comment section of jokes and laughs, but this disorder is actually very interesting to me. 😁 have a blessed day.
Well shit, I probably should’ve watched the whole video. It explains Cotard Delusions for me
I wonder how the studio recorded her voice without getting ripped to shreds
They claim that it's a voice actor, which makes it much more unbelievable.
Bijuu Mike: *has peanut butter on his face*
The entire comment section: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Technically anybody who was born a stillborn and doctors saved could say they were a zombie lmao
Mike: “PREGENANTE WITH 18 KIDS BEFORE THE AGE OF FOUR!!! Not that that is real it’s just a joke!”
THE GIRL THATS PREGENANTE WITH 18 KIDS BEFORE THE AGE OF FOUR: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?!
you good?
you ok???
You K...
Pregnant*...
WTF
He could be born on a leap year Feb 19
I looked at the stories that they had and there was one Called, ”IM Addictive to cheating on my boyfriend!”
*WHAT?!*
5:02 great FMA reference. Hats off to you.
(Just a fangirl of anime who started watching FMA a few days ago)
I found some weird faces you made and took some screenshots:> I wanna know where I can post it
Tiktok or insta or Twitter
Twitter
r/bijuumike
7:12 she literally has her back the other way i-
“Dear diary a year ago I DIED” 😂😂
4:58
"and so she performed a full metal alchemist ritual to bring her back"
me: *that's what i was thinking* ON POINT.
Me: *reading while watching*
Him: *plays L's theam song*
Me: "A KILOBITE OF INFORMATION, AND SOON THE CORNERS TURNED!!"
(Please tell me that I'm not the only one who knows the musical)
Yuri Plisetsky what is the musical called?
@@user_spatty it's quite littery called "Death note: the musical" it sounds weird, but it's really good!!😁😁😁
FrOm dEaTh nOtE?!
*I must watch if it has L.*
@@dakarai1519 yep! It's good!!
:0
“...and I’m a walking corpse!”
wtf
Honestly this story would make a good manga/anime
True
did you ever watch Sankarea?
@@wolfgirlhd what's that
p i t s t o p kinda like parasyte
Your_local_tax_collector Nolign its an Anime. (I try to make no Spoilers) The mainchracter loves Zombie stuff and tries to bring his dead Cat back to live. He mets then a girl, Sanka Rea (that happens in the thirst episode). If i tell more, it would be a Spoiler.
Maybe that's why...
"Ad starts."
It smells so fresh and clean
Maybe that’s why it smells so fresh and clean!?!?
Her : I’m a zombie
Me : ahem...that looks like you are a mummy type thing in the oasis and yea is anyone else with me on this?
I agree. Why did nobody else reply?
Boby
@@Luca-il9vf ? WTF IS A BOBY ???????????????????????
I could stop staring at the pinut butter on your face 😂🤣
Nobody:
These stories:
*I GOT BIRTHED FROM MY DAD HE ATE THE DOG AND THE DOG CHEATED ON HIS HAIR STRAIN*
BFB Fan?
Regarding "werewolf" kid I'd like to state my opinion that being afraid of someone because they look different is ridiculous and it's really not their problem that the other kids had nightmares because he looks different...