wow that sounds really boriinng, now in 2020, we have *interesting* stories. Example: I became Superman and beat up spiderman in the ocean and then I became a dog who saved my girlfriend who was preggers with 50 babies from spiderman's corpse. *and that was just the first minute.*
Wait...what if this world, us, this world we're living in is like a video game, like someone's controlling us...WHAT IF WE CAN GLITCH OUTSIDE THE MATRIX OUT THE REAL WORLD! *DUN, DUN, DUUNNNN*
@@melxdiqdooms9533 well it is possible. Elon musk did state that he not only believes it but that there's only a 1 in over a billionth chance that we're actually real.
Nobody: Not a Single Soul: Not even people who still use dead memes: Mike: _DEAR DIRAY. LAST YEAR I _*_DIED_*_ AND TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE. DAY TWO I'M A WEREWOLF NOW_
What I find the funniest thing is how in the zombie Disney movie the first one is about zombies and the second one is about werewolves. Changed my mine
Look at my heart beat.. îīîīîīīīîīîīîîīīīīīīīīîīîîîîīîīīîīîîîîîîīīīīīīîîīīīīīīīīīîîîîîîîîîîīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîīīīīîîîîîîîîīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīiī *wakes up* you did it!
Walking corpse syndrome. It’s real, and possible for her to have it after going through something traumatic. People tend to stop eating, deny the need to sleep, they do this because they truly believe that they don’t need to anymore since they think that they’ve already died. Often when left untreated this does lead to death usually due to starvation or extreme untreated injury. Bless this girls heart, if this is actually a true story. Also sorry to get all physiological in a comment section of jokes and laughs, but this disorder is actually very interesting to me. 😁 have a blessed day.
Storybooth:I got pregnant at age 16 Other Animated stories: I got pregnant from swimming with my brothers and they turned out to be faceless and the father is my stepdad
This is a weird psychological thing, probably because her grandmother died and she feels bad about that, and because she thinks she should’ve died in the car crash, so this is kinda her way of coping.
I LOVE "A Series of Unfortunate Events"!!!!! I own almost all the books and read the ones that I have about 4 times already, as a matter of fact, I'm in middle of the series for the 5th time!!!
2020: I died and became a zombie 2025: I threw up and became a cat 2030: I wore pants and I became a salad WHATS NEXT FAM?? Reply down below what you think is next!!!
2098: I got teleported to Gacha life, and it felt normal. (My swag life) 9999: quiting TH-cam because everybody on Earth has shared at least one story. In 3003 someone sent a story about how they married Thanos. And now the animation channels are running again.
Her: **Reads How to Summon Spirits of Parents Back Home** Me: **Dealing with my annoying babysitter/cousin, sees what she’s reading** Also Me: “GIMME!” Edit: OI THANKS FOR SO MANY LIKES-
“Girl pregnant with 18 twins” hold up that’s like nearly impossible because the chances are like 1/8383749292828483929292030494858943992796696735667835866973665967695735698356598349358669385668966935863597669385769835663895389567985398366953737685936739667 and it never has happened and never will happen
Nobody Literally NOBODY ON THE PLANET Not even a dog Bijuu: WAS NOBODY GONNA TELL THERE WAS PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FACE DURING THE VIDEO!? Me- *didn't even notice* WAIT WHAT- *Goes back* *chokes on Cheez-It* Rest of vid- *only sees peanut butter*
Me: *reading while watching* Him: *plays L's theam song* Me: "A KILOBITE OF INFORMATION, AND SOON THE CORNERS TURNED!!" (Please tell me that I'm not the only one who knows the musical)
wouldn't it be a more logical assumption to ask if you died and then got brought back by a defibrillator? Or perhaps there's just another Stacy Whats-her-name in town?
I remember a while ago i had a strange dream where i had a very weird illness and no one wanted to be my friend, date me or even go near me so after that O decided no matter what someones conditions are or what someone looks like if theyre a nice person i will completley respect them
It is actually true, the person has the "Walking corpse: syndrome. So, the Walking corpse syndrome is basically when the person's mind say that they are dead after an accident, when they are actually alive. So- Yeah, that's might be true.
You should react to “they actually animated my story” there is only five videos and there short so maybe you can watch them all but they are soooo funny (7 vids)
Oh she’s one of those people who believes their dead and stop eating, I’ve heard people who almost died because they think their not alive. How I know she’s not a ghost or zombie, zombie are unable to speak well, she was able to answer calls and tell them their dead to her.
Me suggests a story: the story: I yeeted myself than I became a monkey and than died than another leap year after and now I’m a vampire in 2347 than I’m normal now in 2489 please help me I’m normal TRUE STORY
“I died and became a zombie!”
Somebody: “hehe... cute.”
Next story:I became Superman and beat up spiderman and then I became a dog!
wow that sounds really boriinng, now in 2020, we have *interesting* stories.
Example: I became Superman and beat up spiderman in the ocean and then I became a dog who saved my girlfriend who was preggers with 50 babies from spiderman's corpse.
*and that was just the first minute.*
And I got owned by John whick and I died and became zombie buried
MrHiYeet
Best.👏Story.👏Ever.
You weren’t supposed to do that.
MrHiYeet XD
Her: **Realizes she’s a zombie**
Also Her: *”IT MAKES SO MUCH **_SENSE!”_*
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST RITUAL IT HAS TO BE
𝙼𝚎:𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝚃 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝙽𝙾 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚂𝙴!!
IM A WALKING CORPSE! :0!
2019: true *scary* stories
2020: "true" Weird stories
JUST TRUE!!!
Too true!
Her: I’m a zombie
Me: but your not
Her: (explains how she’s not actually a zombie)
Me: but your not
You’re
But your not
But your not but your not but your FAKE XDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE
@Abbadabs Odell bijuu Mike explained that a while into the video
Me: if she’s a zombie.......ＨＯＷ ＤＩＤ ＳＨＥ ＭＡＫＥ ＤＩＳ ＶＩＤＥＯ？！
(Edit:) ohhhhHHhHhHhHhh..nOw I gEt iT
"I'm pregnant"
Well, Logic isn't even mentioned at this point.
2020: I died and became a zombie
3020: life is a simulation and I broke out of the matrix
This made me laugh harder than I should've
I ALREADY KNEW THE MATRIX WAS REAL. We shall break out.... it’d be spooky though. But I like the movie (more like love)
It IS a simulation.
Wait...what if this world, us, this world we're living in is like a video game, like someone's controlling us...WHAT IF WE CAN GLITCH OUTSIDE THE MATRIX OUT THE REAL WORLD! *DUN, DUN, DUUNNNN*
@@melxdiqdooms9533 well it is possible. Elon musk did state that he not only believes it but that there's only a 1 in over a billionth chance that we're actually real.
“She died and became a zombie.”
I can’t even with these titles anymore
Too be fair zombie syndrome is a thing so it's real.
**Sparkles** neither can I werewolves and zombies are not real -____-
I’m be honest if I die from a zombie....imma be pissed off because it would mean this is real -__________________-
@@k00l41 the story premise is true.
Last time I checked zombies cant write, they brainless.. Dear Diary, pls be more logical
Her: Hey babe I forgot to tell you I basically died and I’m a zombie now
Nobody:
Not a Single Soul:
Not even people who still use dead memes:
Mike: _DEAR DIRAY. LAST YEAR I _*_DIED_*_ AND TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE. DAY TWO I'M A WEREWOLF NOW_
Mah gwad lol
We love dear diray
What I find the funniest thing is how in the zombie Disney movie the first one is about zombies and the second one is about werewolves.
Changed my mine
Day 3 I'm the Loli hip-hop girl
It reminds me of the anine toy chica cutscenes
“And I’m a walking corpse”
Me: Eggs Benedict?? ಠ_ಠ
OMG :-:
Michael Afton Vibes
“I’m going to escape this hole”
Me: “WASH YOUR MOUTH MISS”
Josh Gaming XD
She needs a pass for that.
Spearmint Snakes Yep Your Right Subscribing To You For That Idea
Spring Bonnie why did you say wash instead of watch
"She was cold, and white."
Sounds like me.
lmao
"She was c-
Me: No no. Staph pls.
Yeah same
Same
You know.. dead bodies are cold.. Are you a zombie too ?!?!11?!!!1!😳😳😨😨
Bijuu Mike: "I'm a zombie."
Me: Is this 'School Girls Simulator'?
Omg So trueeeee 😂 👌🏻
Omg your right XD
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
This comment is underrated it desires 1k+ likes!
GalaxyLuna Moon only 200
“Her face was white”
Yes... what a great way to explain that.. don’t say pale, say white... much thx
Look at my heart beat.. îīîīîīīīîīîīîîīīīīīīīīîīîîîîīîīīîīîîîîîîīīīīīīîîīīīīīīīīīîîîîîîîîîîīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîîīīīīîîîîîîîîīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīīiī *wakes up* you did it!
..I don't see the problem
••BiG SLAppY•• it’s kinda racist
Girl I’m a walking corpse
Michael Afton: *am I a joke to you?*
This is a petition for Bijuu Mike to react to story booth again.
One like: one vote
You are just begging for likes
@@evilpoopyfart true
YES HE SHOULD MY GOD
Ellie dumb stuff I’m not begging for likes I can care less about likes. I just was curious how many people agree with me
@@Islesofeden oh ok I'm sorry
That diary entry, tho 😂
Walking corpse syndrome. It’s real, and possible for her to have it after going through something traumatic. People tend to stop eating, deny the need to sleep, they do this because they truly believe that they don’t need to anymore since they think that they’ve already died. Often when left untreated this does lead to death usually due to starvation or extreme untreated injury. Bless this girls heart, if this is actually a true story.
Also sorry to get all physiological in a comment section of jokes and laughs, but this disorder is actually very interesting to me. 😁 have a blessed day.
Well shit, I probably should’ve watched the whole video. It explains Cotard Delusions for me
When do you think she became a zombie but she’s really just wearing green make up
16:20 please tell me I'm not the only one who fangirled when I saw the TV!!!
And she doesn't even sound like a zombie.
Storybooth:I got pregnant at age 16
Other Animated stories: I got pregnant from swimming with my brothers and they turned out to be faceless and the father is my stepdad
story booth is the normal animation channel-
Brazil:i got pregnant with age 14(this is real ok)
“Dear diary a year ago I DIED” 😂😂
“She died and became a zombie”
It’s like saying “I used Mask in JoJo and I became a Vampire irl”
“What’s the heck?”- Bijuu 2020
This is a weird psychological thing, probably because her grandmother died and she feels bad about that, and because she thinks she should’ve died in the car crash, so this is kinda her way of coping.
The mom that was yelling was probably David’s mom
Edit:in the second one
must've been from the corona virus
.○.
Am I a zombie now?
OwO 𝚠𝚘𝚠
*cough cough* 000000oooooo i want human flesh now o0o
NUUUUUU!!!!! I AM DA ZAMBUUUU!!! Lol
I was cracking up about the peanut butter on your face…! 🤣
I LOVE "A Series of Unfortunate Events"!!!!! I own almost all the books and read the ones that I have about 4 times already, as a matter of fact, I'm in middle of the series for the 5th time!!!
2020: I died and became a zombie
2025: I threw up and became a cat
2030: I wore pants and I became a salad
WHATS NEXT FAM??
Reply down below what you think is next!!!
2098: I got teleported to Gacha life, and it felt normal. (My swag life)
9999: quiting TH-cam because everybody on Earth has shared at least one story.
In 3003 someone sent a story about how they married Thanos. And now the animation channels are running again.
2035: I ate pancakes and Earth exploded
2093: I ate a cat and became a bee.
-MimitubeKawaii- thanos came and snapped me then I came back to life and became Clarence
3009: I ate food and now I’m gay
The guy in the were wolf story: My mom tried to protect me
Me:Finally the mom in one of these doesn’t suck
-I lost my life.Im a zombie
-Biju Mike:I lost my braincels
Her: **Reads How to Summon Spirits of Parents Back Home**
Me: **Dealing with my annoying babysitter/cousin, sees what she’s reading**
Also Me: “GIMME!”
Edit: OI THANKS FOR SO MANY LIKES-
16:18
He’s watching Stranger Things!
Addy & Lyla Playz ye ikr
Bijuu Mike: “Whats the heck”
SEE THIS IS MY LIFE..hating on the fake stories that say “true”
Omg your profile pic...beautiful XD
@@digitalhallucinations697 yeah, he like , " Stay back demons!!" lol
She thought she was a zombie tho, mental disability
Ya like... there a random stories and random ppl of it
actually they are real tbh
“Girl pregnant with 18 twins” hold up that’s like nearly impossible because the chances are like 1/8383749292828483929292030494858943992796696735667835866973665967695735698356598349358669385668966935863597669385769835663895389567985398366953737685936739667 and it never has happened and never will happen
Next title: I shot myself 20 times and I'm still alive!
What the actual story is:
I shot 20 selfies and they all look really good
*knife* to know! I’ll be expecting it!
Title: She died and became a zombie
Me: *aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?*
erick cardenas Odds1out Netflix:
erick cardenas she has walking corpse syndrome
Nobody
Literally NOBODY ON THE PLANET
Not even a dog
Bijuu: WAS NOBODY GONNA TELL THERE WAS PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FACE DURING THE VIDEO!?
Me- *didn't even notice* WAIT WHAT- *Goes back*
*chokes on Cheez-It*
Rest of vid- *only sees peanut butter*
I can’t see it, even when I know it😂
@@lemonweirdo 2:19 pause it there and look on the right side of his mouth
🤣🤣
Same
Girl in video: Maybe that's why I-
Ad: I'm a big kid now!
She does know that she's not the only stacy in the world right?
The intro was the Weridest anime Intro ever 10/10 intro
7:12 she literally has her back the other way i-
The story goes she’s pregnant
Mike: I didn’t see that coming
Me: Every story you have reacted to someone gets pregnant I saw it coming
Galaxy Forest 123, huh, if I react to a story, will I be preggers?
Did anyone but me notice that at 8:26 Micheal had some food on his lip-
I wonder how the studio recorded her voice without getting ripped to shreds
They claim that it's a voice actor, which makes it much more unbelievable.
huh... never knew someone could become Michael Afton
Who’s watching this two days later or whenever she said she was a walking corpse but when really she’s dead inside but not actually dead
Her : I’m a zombie
Me : ahem...that looks like you are a mummy type thing in the oasis and yea is anyone else with me on this?
I agree. Why did nobody else reply?
Boby
@@Luca-il9vf ? WTF IS A BOBY ???????????????????????
15:15 that girl from fairly Oddparents is called Trixie Tang
I know this is wrong but when he said “people called me Chewbacca”
I chuckled a bit.
Who else learned what walking coarpse syndrome is from Bitlife? 😂
I actually spat my toast out at the introduction-
2:06: “do u guys got zombies in my time”
No no I do not
Next tittle: Alexander Hamilton and how squad are now living with me
Wth is "tittle''
0:22
Captions:
[insert lenny face]
💀
Me: *reading while watching*
Him: *plays L's theam song*
Me: "A KILOBITE OF INFORMATION, AND SOON THE CORNERS TURNED!!"
(Please tell me that I'm not the only one who knows the musical)
Yuri Plisetsky what is the musical called?
@@user_spatty it's quite littery called "Death note: the musical" it sounds weird, but it's really good!!😁😁😁
FrOm dEaTh nOtE?!
*I must watch if it has L.*
@@dakarai1519 yep! It's good!!
:0
Wow, he watched the series of unfortunate events? That show was so sad but I’m satisfied with the ending.
"Person died and become zombie and went to youtube and told her story
Dear diary.....
I couldn’t find my diary so I’m writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVD’s
Next one
"I locked my crush into a room with me on purpose"
if i was called chewbacca and i looked like that I would start making Wookiee noises while running around
The bad thing about shaving is hair grows quicker each time you shave
7:07 Why is her back like that 😭😭😭😭
Bijou mike: I’m a zombie
10 mins later
Bijou mike: ZOMBIES DONT EXIT
Wut bru
HmMMmmMmmMmMMmMmmM Bijou yes Bijou
Exit? Zombies only enter, not exit. Their trapped wherever they enter.
X Gacha X Goddess X YT yeah
Bijou
*Welp, here go we again*
Also, I noticed the peanut butter right away and was just like what the heckkk is that XD
wouldn't it be a more logical assumption to ask if you died and then got brought back by a defibrillator? Or perhaps there's just another Stacy Whats-her-name in town?
"I did a full metal alchemist and summoned her back to life"
Me:Bijuu Elric
Mike: was nobody going to tell me that i had pinute butter on my face
Me: no
Ah yes, I hate it when my parents don’t tell me about my gravestone that they paid for.
I remember a while ago i had a strange dream where i had a very weird illness and no one wanted to be my friend, date me or even go near me so after that O decided no matter what someones conditions are or what someone looks like if theyre a nice person i will completley respect them
Me: watching daily bijuu Mike videos.
Bijuu: um why didn't anyone tell me that I had peanut butter on my face!
Me: oh now I see it!😂
2:07 Yes I have seen a zombie... My sister😂
And OMG THAT INTRO, JUST HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“True Stories” have gotten out of hand ;-;
0:58
tbh i didn't even realize the peanut butter until you said it and i replayed it to see XD
Why whenever I'm on your channel I get anime ads?
Mix It Up! Omg same
@@Chenichii oof
@@Chenichii Funimation?
You weeb
@@arorfianzopgar8783 I'm not lol.
Technically anybody who was born a stillborn and doctors saved could say they were a zombie lmao
It is actually true, the person has the "Walking corpse: syndrome. So, the Walking corpse syndrome is basically when the person's mind say that they are dead after an accident, when they are actually alive. So- Yeah, that's might be true.
You should react to “they actually animated my story” there is only five videos and there short so maybe you can watch them all but they are soooo funny (7 vids)
Maybe that’s why-
*ad* *comes* *on*
OUR FOOD HAS THE BEST TASTE
Oh she’s one of those people who believes their dead and stop eating, I’ve heard people who almost died because they think their not alive. How I know she’s not a ghost or zombie, zombie are unable to speak well, she was able to answer calls and tell them their dead to her.
Bijuu mike: What's the heck
Me: :O where’s your heck pass
Me suggests a story: the story: I yeeted myself than I became a monkey and than died than another leap year after and now I’m a vampire in 2347 than I’m normal now in 2489 please help me I’m normal TRUE STORY
her: IM A WALKING CORPSE
me: walking corpse SYNDROME duh
0:55 - *theres peanut butter on your face*
Stacy: I saw my name on a tombstone
Me: are you sure it wasn’t someone else?
When you watched the second vid i saw the girls bag was a bt21 bag.aka bts think😅😅😅
7:45 the peanut butter 😭
"I'm a walking corpse"
*Micheal Afton is that you?*
TH-cam: there are 650 comments
Me: can I see them?
TH-cam: no
Leafy Chu lol
back in normal days: i am allergic to dogs
now: i am allergic to being alive
Yes, I knew Bijuu Mike was a Zombie! I knew it!
Does that shirt say My Chemical Romance?????
:000 This is just Ms. Aftons death in a whole nutshell :⁰
When you comment but you barley even finished the video 😃🔫
For some reason me and my little sister can’t stop laughing at “WHAT’S THE HECK?”
No one:
Bijuu Mike: *wHaTs tHe hEcK*
Me: *insert wheezing*
8:25 Deathnote L’s theme plays
Mike:NO ONE WAS GONNA TELL ME HUH
Me:there’s peanut butter on your face