@@teefinerbee2450 It's Jamaican patois. When we say a hair style is "crab up crab up", it generally means the hair style has waves in it done by a comb and looks really good. "Swoops" as meant by major hype is the hairstyle is flicked upwards :)
Yoooo!!! I swear that's how Jamaican's cuss out females, I have heard this exact exchange growing up, only it was in person before the glass bottles started flying and cutlass came out.
After I heard those words "gimme dat bloodclart", I would have hung up, and called back later........ Maybe..🤣🤣 Mitzy is the breadrin I need. Both of us would've been locked up long time... 🤣🤣🤣
Carribean accents are so flavorful & rhythmic. They really make our Amercan accents sound so dull. Unforunately, bc of the thickness of the accents & the patois, I can only understand about half of whats being said lol. But its still funny 😁. Majah Hype 👏👏👏💯
"The bus stop nah stop at your stop" love the MITZY cussing run down! I am laughing through tears, it's that gooooooddddd! Then when the 'curly haired girl' says "I am going to block this number" More tears heaped upon laughter came streaming out...
Gimme dis bloodcart!!! Lyrics if ever I heard!!! Mitzy is off the chain. I have NEVER seen something so funny in all my life!!! Majah ur just too funny👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Has anybody checked out the hand motions of THIS man???? His way of showing serious femininity is ORF the chain whilst being Hardcore...OMG!!! MAJAH U MAD!!! Xx
"YOU SOUND LIKE YOU SHAPE BAD" Lmfao
I was on da flooooooooo............cause that is actually possible to tell, when you're dealing with lame folk!
@@junglekutz5625 😂
The way Mitzy holding that phone tho😂😂😂😂
YES!!!😂😂
His fingers are long 🤣
Gangsta style
Fave one
Yessss.. fuss ting me ah see
"Mi wah go from crab up to swoops!" Dwl!
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol what does that mean
@@James.k1373
Refer to her hairdos ; they stay on point!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love it it so true got cousins just like that
Acting and accents are amazing but the content is even more amazing. True genius
*TRUE CHAMPION*
🏅 🌟 🏆 🎖
"Giimee that bloodclatt!" Nothing good ever happens after those words are uttered.
Yuh think a lie?! 🤣😂
😂😂😂
gerard bain lmao
Dwll😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“Yuh sound like yuh shape bad, yuh sound like yuh nose big”😂😂😂😂
He a chase down mi girl like child support chase down Elephantman 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pettyann's soft voice..." and don't call back hear?" Lol 😁
You notice that too lmao!
LMMFAO
Pettiann soft good thing she have mizy to defend her😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He is a very good actor. Two and more total different personalities in a second.
This man is a comedic GENIUS!😂😂😂. He's my new favorite comedian.
Indeed
“You look like a bus stop but the bus don’t stop at the stop!” Das a classic boy😂😂😂
omg i could watch this over and over and still get the jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂
tracyann tinnie ikr I watch it everyday lol
YES
I do
The way Mitzy holding the phone!
That alone have me in stitches!!!!!!
I can’t cope!
That's the difference between a Jamaican cussing you and everyone else 😂😂😂😂😂. No comparison, non ah tall 😂😂😂😂
Yes, Mitzy is that friend who will get you properly beat when you get caught out alone :-D
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 😂
😂😂😂
Right? 😂😂
Candi Brim 😭😭💀 yooo lmaooo
LMAO!!! Mitzy is about that life!!!
Yolanda Beckford indeed 🤣🤣🤣
"Mi move from crab up to swoops!" Lol! I can't believe this hasn't gotten more views..this is comedy at it's best! Blessings Major Hype!😊
Hi pls translate i dont get this line
@@teefinerbee2450 It's Jamaican patois. When we say a hair style is "crab up crab up", it generally means the hair style has waves in it done by a comb and looks really good. "Swoops" as meant by major hype is the hairstyle is flicked upwards :)
Thank you💯. If i dont stop watching these today, I'll soon understand everything. 🤣❤
Mitzy is that friend you love but can't take her nowhere...
Same so
“ Gimmi dis bloodclat “ 🤣🤣
I could watch this over and over and crack up everytime. I need a friend like Mitzy
My bf ain't a real bf unless she a go get on like Mitzy in my name!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Shanice bloodclart, she can't stop me - from crabup to swoops - lmao
Hi. Im so lost
LMFAO! child support ah run down elephant man... lol
miztri I died from laughter at that one lol
😂😂😂😂
I screamed so loud
Yesss mi dead dat part
HILARIOUS!!!!!
DWL!!!!!! Mi wah guh from Crab Up to Swoops. Hilarious!!
baby love
U sound like u shape BAD!!! 😂 ok Marlon wife!! 😂
PettyAnns face😂😂😂😂😂
I gonna start holding my phone so bahahhaha. 🙈🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Walk down white plains rd in Bronx, NY and you'll hear all this
Yesss. Gun Hill Rd. Every ting guh dung fi true.
True!!!
Yoooo!!! I swear that's how Jamaican's cuss out females, I have heard this exact exchange growing up, only it was in person before the glass bottles started flying and cutlass came out.
DAMN!!
Gimme DIS bloodclaaaatttt!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
no sah Mitzy wid a Z nuh easy none atall dwl
Listen to mi miss dun out oole no sah a weakkkkkkk!!!!! 😂
So talented! Lmao 😂
PettyAnn somebody get me off the floor 😆😆😆😆😆I can't deal wit it. Mad funny😆
But how Mitzy with ah Z holding the phone like that 💀💀💀💀
After I heard those words "gimme dat bloodclart", I would have hung up, and called back later........ Maybe..🤣🤣
Mitzy is the breadrin I need. Both of us would've been locked up long time... 🤣🤣🤣
I just love Mitzy’s square back with the shoulder bag draped across it...no effort whatsoever to look feminine.😂😊
"Hello Goodnight" 😂
xxxmizzkizzyxxx what's funny bout dat?
baby love every Jamaican i know including myself speaks that way on the phone so i guess it is a Jamaican thing that gt people follow
baby love i was just fuckin with u
xxxmizzkizzyxxx haha
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Trini's like myself say hello, goodnight also. We also say please even when we cussing you out.
"We ago ride him façe yuh si!"😂😂😂😂petty asf!
"I just buy ting to send back home". A likely excuse.
laughed till I cried!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😥😭😢😃😃😃😃
"Shanice, BLOODCLATT, you can't stop me. you mad?" ! I watch this skit over and over.
Shanice had the last laugh.
Mitzy is hilarious 😂
Carribean accents are so flavorful & rhythmic. They really make our Amercan accents sound so dull. Unforunately, bc of the thickness of the accents & the patois, I can only understand about half of whats being said lol. But its still funny 😁. Majah Hype 👏👏👏💯
Roppie pokie girl 🇬🇾
MsKismetNoRegrets wth does that mean....a loose female?
Exactly!
Slack pokie😭😭💀
"The bus stop nah stop at your stop" love the MITZY cussing run down! I am laughing through tears, it's that gooooooddddd! Then when the 'curly haired girl' says "I am going to block this number" More tears heaped upon laughter came streaming out...
Everyone needs a friend like Mitzy
Hello goodnight may I speak to Pettyann please. Kills me every time.🇯🇲
The crazy thing is, I know Jamaican women who sound like both of them lol
Jamaican to the world. Mi luv being a Jamaican :)
I swear to god this guy is too funny😂😂😂😂
Lol @ you look like you ah look a bus back, but di bus nah stop ah your stop !!!!
drunkman6914 LMAOOOO
💀💀 DWL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Listen to 'miss donut hole!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
Mitzy nuh easy.
Mi ago ride him face.......DWL!!!
😂😂😂😂
💀
Oh! so disrespectful, the lady trynna be nice.😁😁
All the accents are on point so funny
One of my favorites!!!!😂😂😂😂
hello good night 😂😋😂😂😂😂
" yuh sound like ya shape bad " 😂
Gimme dis bloodcart!!! Lyrics if ever I heard!!! Mitzy is off the chain. I have NEVER seen something so funny in all my life!!!
Majah ur just too funny👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video never gets old😂😂😂
mitzy slays me
Has anybody checked out the hand motions of THIS man????
His way of showing serious femininity is ORF the chain whilst being Hardcore...OMG!!!
MAJAH U MAD!!! Xx
Gimme dis bloodclat🤣🤣hello what ya callin for
Cho...once you hear 'bladclaaattt'..its all over..lolzzzz
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T!!!! I LOVE IT.
This my favorite mitzy skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 went off
I was so missing a good laugh thanks to di New uploads..do some sista sandrien too king.
“Jesus Chriasst” 😭😭😂😂😂
is the wig the guyanese girl have on that does kill me 😂😂😂😂😂
SB 93 😂😂😂...
Hello, goodnight, this is Marlon’s wife 😂😂😂
mi dwl some gal dunce ehh...lawd this one is too funny..she sounds like she shape bad..lawd a gosh
My friend phone numba inna your man phone wat yuh gunna do bout it? EH!? 🤨 🤨
That part had me laughing like a mad man.
🥰😅One of Majah’s best!!!
1:28 THAT T-SHIRT is everything!
Hello, auhm... is dis the same person i talkin to...
I dont understand whats happening here...
LMBO!!!!!
Anthony Young she defending petty. hand
ropey pokie gal ha ha
Mitzi's brand new crab up swoops hairstyle bad😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 I'm done run him down like elephant man running from child support I'm weak 😂😂 😂😂😂
You are a brilliant comedian.When ever I need a good laugh I always come here.
Yuh soun like yuh shape bad.....naaaawwww sah a yah Suh nice🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol miss dun out hole 😂😂😂
Mitzy's hair is everything 😂😂😂
Gimme dis bloodclot! 😂😂😂
just fe fun an joke we aggo giv yuh man a t'reesome an mi aggo ride 'im face yuh see, mi aggo ride 'im face.... mi ded!!!
Soud effects priceless
Me find one new girl Shanese blood clot 😂😂😂😂
Majah hype. Talent personified
Y is majah calling my name ...mitzy is my stress relief ...but how can u know someone shape bad n nose big by talking to dem...mi weak😂
Shanice bloodclaat she cant stop me lol
If him no want tell u a ur buziness
🎵🎵🎵 Bumbpaa.... to yuh forehead!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Don't play with a Jamaican 🇯🇲🇯🇲🤣 give dis bloodclaat 😂😂
I don't understand most of his characters but I love their inflections! (I'm West Indian born in Flatbush!)
Gimme did bloodcloot lmaooooo🤣
lissen to me miss dun out ole....lol
😂😂😂😂
My girl. Make me tell you this. You man a run down me friend like how child support a run down Elephant Man 😭😂
😂 Mitzy is a real one☝🏽
Watching these Mitzy vids just make my day better 💯
And alyuh don't call back this number 😂😂😂😂ohh jesus
Laugh to mi weak
Where majah get those wigs. Lorrrrd😂😂😂