7:46 the reason why that was offside was cos the keeper was off his line despite the fact the defender was behind mane. The defender was like the goalkeeper. Cos u can always have one player as far back as you want that won’t hold the offside line and that’s normally the keeper but it was the the defender in that case.
Dylan Hayes Hey, I’m a 16 year old rapper, making songs unlike the rest of these clowns talking about meaningless shit. Come to the dark and see the meaningful shit I bang out ⚡️⚡️
Bang on about breakaways Cal. My equally evil mother used to put them in my school packed lunches too. It was always mortifying when I had to whip them out in front of the lads, when most of them were enjoying choccie delicacies like kit kats and penguins in their lunches. Still not over it! The emotional scars are still very sore. Sending you love and prayers in these difficult times xxx
The 'Ayup, and welcome to callums corner' at the start is music to my ears. It's beautiful. Don't listen to Gav and all the other haters, you're always gonna be the one and only Ayup God
Callum its OK U ARE A BLOODY LEGEND everyone loves ur videos I have been watching since 20 000 subs and I love ur content ur the best u are the biggest alpha male on yt u will go for big thingd
Ill like your videos everytime just to support my main man callum! And dont let life keep you down, every negative is always followed by a posative eventually, after all things can only get so bad before they cant get any worse. We need to get this man a sponsership deal with peanut m and m's imagine the advert of him crushing them in his fingers!
Callum there’s probably some dirt in your charging port, try using a straightened out paper clip to lightly scrape the bottom of your port and the dust should hopefully come out.
What's kind of funny about the peanut m&m's thing is that Cal literally could've just taken a trip to Asda (they were open 24 hrs at the time) and gotten another pack to console himself after the devastating Fifa loss and the embarrassment of losing the luxury apartment
My phone was doing the same thing Callum but I found a solution! Use a wooden toothpick to carefully clean all the lint and fluff out of the charging port. Trust me mate.
I had the same problem with my charger, try cleaning the charging port out carefully with a small sewing needle, it should remove any dirt or dust in there and the phone should charge again
Callum, would you go to prison for 6 months if it meant the Venky’s left Blackburn and You, Bill Gates and Alan Shearer could finally team up and buy the club?
Cal sounds like u need to clean out the charging port, you will not believe how much fluff builds up, id recommend a needle or paper clip to clean it out, thank me later x
You can only be offside in 3 situations, 1 is behind the defender, 2 is behind the keeper because while the keeper is off his line, all his defenders are irrelevant to the offside rule and the attackers are obviously offside and 3 is if there's a pass from an attacking player and his team mate is in an offside position, the only way he's onside is if it comes off the defender with NO intent of his going for the ball.
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7:46 the reason why that was offside was cos the keeper was off his line despite the fact the defender was behind mane. The defender was like the goalkeeper. Cos u can always have one player as far back as you want that won’t hold the offside line and that’s normally the keeper but it was the the defender in that case.
Lol Callum’s dumb
@@epicmanthatisntadog5661 FUCK UP PUSSIO
@@epicmanthatisntadog5661 CALLUMS NOT DUMB
@@epicmanthatisntadog5661 Shut Up Chicken Dipper
Dylan Hayes Hey, I’m a 16 year old rapper, making songs unlike the rest of these clowns talking about meaningless shit. Come to the dark and see the meaningful shit I bang out ⚡️⚡️
I think you should do a challenge where you sleep in the wilderness for 48 hours
Only eating MREs
Cobraaa Not MRE he has to kill and cook his meals
@@jakepennington2648 he's not doing it
Cobraaa Torvesta would probably PK him
I'll call Clarkson and May
“I’m considerate and quiet right” - Callum, in the hallways of a hotel
(Shouting at the top of his lungs)
Shouting at the top of one's lungs is whispering for an alpha male. 💪
ATONOMICAL you have a point.
He was a gavs, get it right 😂
Keep your head up Cal mate, everyone has a bad day. Atleast you’re still that 6’5 alpha male all the ladies are looking for 👊🏻
Alpha male who lives with his mom...
@@aidan8799 oi! He had to move in to take care of her like a proper alpha male does!
@@Paintballman251 oh damn that's some real alpha material there my bad
oh yeah yeah yes that’s right bow down to the king of the north
@@hobnobsandwich8315 oh yeah yeah
Bang on about breakaways Cal. My equally evil mother used to put them in my school packed lunches too. It was always mortifying when I had to whip them out in front of the lads, when most of them were enjoying choccie delicacies like kit kats and penguins in their lunches. Still not over it! The emotional scars are still very sore. Sending you love and prayers in these difficult times xxx
A 14 minute rant Christmas came early for the corner
I’m considerate and quiet
As he’s in the hall way shouting
Typical overgrown narcissistic blowhard behaviour.
Callum “smashed Gavins back doors in” and had a “three way” with Big Nige.
But he’s an alpha male
Hi callums can you do just eating pound shop food for a dday
Pound shop can't top the 99p store.
Cameron Lockerbie that's not how to spell day
U know when Callum tweets the video is even poor for his channel then u know it's gonna be a good video
ThomasTurnipples69 aight brov , discord fwends , hoi4?
Why the fuck are you here
@@angejo5591 he nonces callum every video i watch regardless of when it was uploaded he is there
ThomasTurner69 I don’t get it how could it be a good video if it’s a poor video
‘Pooping is a really pleasurable experience.’lmao😂
he used “smash his back doors in” and “ we’re having a three way” in the same sentence in a none sexual way...
A Kpop disstrack coming soon...
I've never been in such intense anticipation
Finally an alpha is taking a stand against our common enemies: K-pop, ram ranch, and breakaway bars. Keep it coming Callum!
Yes hurrah
@@crazycrazykhajiit8167 not american mate keep the chants for them.
5:39 Other hobbies include smashing Gazs back doors in
Gav
can we hit 69 likes for gaz's back door
@@super_chimp_sphereegg4685 no... because no one is still in school enjoying that shit childish crack.
boyo Fuck off we love 69♥️
Full Fist Productions he says it like very video 😂😂😂
3:57 is it wrong that I actually really like rustlers burgers haha
i like them as well but they give me bad wind lol
Your rants literally make my day no matter how shit I'm feeling.
That goal was offside cus you have to have two players behind the ball (goalkeeper is infront of the ball)
This is the type of man I wish to be like.
What, read a shampoo bottle and have 3 percent battery charge in a morning?
Really you want to be a spazmoid?
Be careful wat u wish for m8
Someone still living with their mum and relying on a children to make them feel popular?
Give that day a spinning elbow Callum
I love your videos callum keep up the great work!
The 'Ayup, and welcome to callums corner' at the start is music to my ears. It's beautiful. Don't listen to Gav and all the other haters, you're always gonna be the one and only Ayup God
the last 5 seconds cracked me up cal. excellent content.
Been watching you for a couple of weeks now man and have been having a blast thanks for the laughs also I'm from Bristol too :)
“Smash his back doors in” you are gonna regret saying that
Evan Rixon yeah it will defo end up in a YTP
He's said that many times before.
I think he was clear enough to get it well and truly wedged into the video as much as possible. He loves it.
@@doctorwhoproductions834 He's said it in several videos on occasion so I'm surprised no one has used it as YTP material.
I didn't know there were any luxury hotels in Bristol thought it was just slums
Your pain is our viewing gain cheers mate
True his rants are hilarious
His pain is my joy. He's such a braggard,going on about how great he is.But when he gets cut down to size,it's supremely satisfying.
How come Callum has such an unlucky life when he is a massive legend who’s just trying to live life
Callum its OK U ARE A BLOODY LEGEND everyone loves ur videos I have been watching since 20 000 subs and I love ur content ur the best u are the biggest alpha male on yt u will go for big thingd
That warning in the title is more of an invitation to watch it
Ill like your videos everytime just to support my main man callum! And dont let life keep you down, every negative is always followed by a posative eventually, after all things can only get so bad before they cant get any worse. We need to get this man a sponsership deal with peanut m and m's imagine the advert of him crushing them in his fingers!
Clicked video as soon as i got notifaction,my fav youtuber :) most relatble person on youtube!
First vid I've watched in a while... Wow its good to be back
Favourite TH-camr is back with another banger
Amazing quality on this vid keep it up can't wait to see you next
Callum your videos make my day everyday !
Callum, we bloody love you, keep it up you alpha male
Callum there’s probably some dirt in your charging port, try using a straightened out paper clip to lightly scrape the bottom of your port and the dust should hopefully come out.
your videos is like hearing that friend that talks alot about his day. I like those friends
What's kind of funny about the peanut m&m's thing is that Cal literally could've just taken a trip to Asda (they were open 24 hrs at the time) and gotten another pack to console himself after the devastating Fifa loss and the embarrassment of losing the luxury apartment
5:20 he says whilst shouting in the corridor😂😂😂
A 14 minute rant from Callum? This is what I've been waiting for my entire life
Thanks for uploading!!
Thanks for helping FT fight the war against kpop cal. Much appreciated that we have an alpha male on our side
My favorite video keep this content up
“WELCOME TO A VLOG” LETS GOOO
As soon as I read the title I knew it was going to be good.
Whatever happens, be kind to your mum because she won't be around forever.
She ate his m&ms thats a crime he should not talk to her ever again
Rewatching this video this is the epicenter for so many YTPs
About time i’ve been waiting
Classic video Callum 😂😂👍
Big Cal comparing K-Pop to a Rustlers burgers. So accurate.
Your head looks like a sodding tic tac. Also you should do a challenge of spending 48 hours in a tic tac box
Like a serious question why were you playing Fifa 18 but love the content ❤️❤️
Can’t wait for this diss track cal
these are my favourite kind of videos
Yesss this is the legendary videos!
Mr Mr E haha haha yes mate 🔥🔥🔥
Stay strong Callum , life gets better ❤️
Congrats on trending!
Hi love the vids
Over the last few days I watched all of Callum’s videos, he is the best and my favourite youtuber
Hes bang on the mark about them Rustlers
At least you had that three-way with Big Nige and got to smash Gav’s back doors in
there might be bits of flint in your phone charger from when it's in your pocket if u get a needle an fish out all the flint it will be ok
Mate you should be in an M&Ms advert
Callum my phone does the same,or when i plug it in it doesn't charge like what the hell.
Don't worry Callum we all have bad days mate. You'll be on the rise up again soon I'm sure
Looks like callum needs a breakaway in a luxury apartment... Oh wait...
Callum if your phone does that you you could have some dirt or dust collected in the charging port thing
Top quality as always!
My phone was doing the same thing Callum but I found a solution! Use a wooden toothpick to carefully clean all the lint and fluff out of the charging port. Trust me mate.
Callum stay strong mate !
"With bisexuality everything's up for grabs." Well that's not ok.
Well, there are only two genders after all
@@adfl7790 true
Not happy Callum was expecting “AYUP AND WELCOME TO CALLUMS CORNER RIGHT”
IM not loud as he shouts down a corridor. LY cal gl
Sounds like Callum needs to clean his phone charger hole
Did callum just say he poos while drinking coffee
Anyone else here kinda weirded out by the fact he brings his coffee into the shitter with him?
You are a legend
Straight waffle 🤣🤣 Love it
5:50 Simply the most homoerotic FIFA description of all time haha
I'm in the mood for m&m's now
Playing FIFA 18 what a legend.
*sees title* YES CALLUM SHOWER US WITH YOUR RAGE!
Callum ,please learn to ride a unicycle, I am when I get one at cristmas and I would love to see you learn, and it might be fun!!!
"I really do need to smash his backdoors in"
Wait so have we got a sleep stream tonight?
I had the same problem with my charger, try cleaning the charging port out carefully with a small sewing needle, it should remove any dirt or dust in there and the phone should charge again
You should use the backing off Fools Gold by The Stone Roses for the K Pop diss
Ayup Cal, greetings from Germany!
Do another meme review TosPot has uploaded
cal starting uni next week, gonna need some cheap food suggestions help me
Tesco meal deals
do that every meal £9 per day, £63 per week
Jake • that’s not that bad
yes but on my uni budget i can have super noodles 3 times a day for 90p
less then £7 week
Callum, would you go to prison for 6 months if it meant the Venky’s left Blackburn and You, Bill Gates and Alan Shearer could finally team up and buy the club?
Can we have an interview with your crazy neighbour, we’ll sort her out Callum
much love callum mate
I guess the warning is to stop us from nutting at what comes after in the title
Can you do a video where you give boom boom advice
Cal sounds like u need to clean out the charging port, you will not believe how much fluff builds up, id recommend a needle or paper clip to clean it out, thank me later x
You can only be offside in 3 situations, 1 is behind the defender, 2 is behind the keeper because while the keeper is off his line, all his defenders are irrelevant to the offside rule and the attackers are obviously offside and 3 is if there's a pass from an attacking player and his team mate is in an offside position, the only way he's onside is if it comes off the defender with NO intent of his going for the ball.
“Big Gav is here now so it’s gonna kind of be a 3 way” 👀