"Why was there ever a screen AND a button? Now the screen is the button? Or is the screen NOT the button? I dont know!" "We have a screen so lets look at the fucking screen. See? No buttons."
They made our characters on Gta4 online talk but only 2 sentences so hope we can make a custom dialogue and let them speak 😁 knowing rockstar would do something about it 😁
@@spartacussmith7070 No, it would look weird. Imagine every online character having the same voice. At least in Red Dead Online they laugh, grunt and scream.
0:00 Meeting Miguel Madrazo 4:48 Entering the Kosatka for the first time 8:35 Flying to Cayo Perico 14:13 Driving El Rubio and Dave to the party 15:55 The party 19:43 Sneaking to El Rubio's compound 21:32 Hacking into the cameras 24:13 Returning to Los Santos 31:23 Miguel visits Pavel and the player before starting the heist 33:56 The heist 36:15 Delivering the files to Miguel Prep missions 26:01 Stealing unmarked weapons 26:46 Stealing the safe code (If primary target is Madrazo files or bearer bonds) 29:28 Stealing the fingerprint cloner Enjoy :D
@@Nakarotto1 you can consistently score between 1.1m and 1.6m in each solo run without potentially getting bogged down by a second player screwing up, and very few of the mandatory setups really benefit from having 2 people running them, so I think it's more profitable to run it solo. Unless gold pays _that_ much more than cocaine, or you split the take unevenly, which still leaves the issue of a second player being bad
@@Luey_Luey I definitely enjoy not having to worry about randoms messed things up in the finale. Plus, it is much easier to blame myself for the mistakes that I made.
32:30 when Mini Madrazo says about getting the files, he gives kind of a knowing sideglance to Pavel when he says "by any means necessary", which leads me to assume on of two things: 1.) He wants Pavel to make sure we don't turn on Madrazo and extort him with the files or something 2.) He is implying to absolutely nuke the island into oblivion if the heist fails. And here I was wondering why Madrazo said we were going to need a submarine
the Kosakta is not loaded with nuclear missiles and a nuclear reactor explosion can never come close to a nuke so i don't think that's what he meant, i think he's telling Pavel to finish the job regardless of what happens to the online character it also could be generic corporate bad guy speech since Mini Madrazo is very big on making himself look like a young CEO/cartel boss
I am so glad we have characters who are not dealing with midlife crisis having trouble to fit in on this generation. I love the characters, I love the heist and I love it when you get to do this solo finally, I’d like to see more of this in the future and of course mainly GTA 6 as well.
@@Mikeormaybenotmike Trevor is mental unstable and Johnny in meth addiction meaning Johnny is not the same as before as Trevor with his mental making him killing Johnny
I’m wondering what is the soundtrack when Juan Strickler meets Scott Storch scene in Cayo Perico heist update in GTA 5 ?? Please send me the link for the soundtrack or give me the name. Thank you. Regards. At 16:00
What a flex on Rockstars part. They had several massive record producers all in this cutscene and for what? Not many people would recognize them except for maybe Dr. Dre. I wonder why they'd go through the trouble of introducing them for one cutscene.
Would be great if it wasn't fucking expensive... I love my 70$ game with Pay2Win mechanics and an online casino that adds content that amounts to more than the price of the base game. I also love being a legitimate level 250+ from the start that had about less than a million the last time he played, which is not nearly enough to get anything from the new stuff. Pavel is the best thing out of this DLC as well
I mean this dlc alone made me jump from barely being able to maintain a million to now being at 30 million and maintaining it. And honestly I wouldn't even call it pay 2 win because in this game even if you pay you still get dogshit so there isn't much of a win there.
@@Sintacoss The moment a game introduces paid shortcuts that people can just whale on and get all the crazy items in a multiplayer game then it becomes Pay 2 Win. Not to mention you can upgrade your weapons buy buying a specific expensive property and vehicle that allows you to add explosive rounds, thermal scopes and more. Then there is also the fact that you can instantly eliminate other players by paying more to use the orbital strike. It is Pay 2 Win and a lot of it is designed to make you spend money.
GTA 5 isn't 70 dollars nor is it pay to win. Its extremely easy to make money in the game. No one even buys shark cards because its so easy to make money
11:00 your kosatka has been destroy😂😂the kosatka got destroy at the cutscenes??seriously??i thought all our propety will return to storage if there are cutscenes😂
I thought she was from Story too but couldn't realize where from, released this new character who organises the heist is supposed to be Martin's son, idk why they didn't just bring back Martin lol
25:50 Of course some dude with white hair. face paint. a stupid rebreather. a stupid combat helmet. shot you for no reason. i hate players like that. thank god i don't have to be in public sessions to setup this heist. i don't have to deal with toxic players like. also i bet when he shot you he blew himself up a couple seconds later. then went ghost org or teleported to his facility or his house or RC or got his MK II or got a lazer/hyrdra. (all players like that only use hydras or lazers because they have explosive cannons and are the easiest jets get kills with and don't require much skill apart from flying strait and turning. y'know. the basic stuff)
I remember someone tried to do that to me when I was in the clothes store. But he had such horrible aim, that I was able to run up on him and cut him with an axe before getting hit with a single shot of his automatic gun
33:35 that was the best thing Pavel said
Hahahaha yes!! Pavel no have a good times when he was young, for the War.
Sad thing is that's true what pavel said
Internet ruined people in reality and made them dumber.
TikTok, FB, YT...
31:24 best part of the whole dlc
“Like tuna fish”
"Why was there ever a screen AND a button? Now the screen is the button? Or is the screen NOT the button? I dont know!"
"We have a screen so lets look at the fucking screen. See? No buttons."
@@vadenummela9353 " so what do we know" the button is a screen or not
The button part had me laughing. Remind me of old people talking about the screen and the button lol
@@vadenummela9353 Ice mike
25:49 you gotta love gta online
@Cardboard Cape trying to get the build up ready bozo
@@shuffleit7771 chill
@Shuffle It chill
Well it's always a roll of dice with mk2
@@shuffleit7771 you think you are slick? Chill
I just realized they made a lot of characters talk in this dlc
I just hope that we can talk in GTA 6
Everyone but us🙄
They made our characters on Gta4 online talk but only 2 sentences so hope we can make a custom dialogue and let them speak 😁 knowing rockstar would do something about it 😁
@@spartacussmith7070 No, it would look weird. Imagine every online character having the same voice.
At least in Red Dead Online they laugh, grunt and scream.
Imagine just like having a pitch slider for your voice like in the sims, still some customization. And then just pre-done voice lines
32:25
“Floods the boat....”
“oh okay...”
The way pavel said that so subtly had me laughing and crying 😂
For me it’s MM’s “well sh*t I guess I should stay far away from this thing” tone
0:00 Meeting Miguel Madrazo
4:48 Entering the Kosatka for the first time
8:35 Flying to Cayo Perico
14:13 Driving El Rubio and Dave to the party
15:55 The party
19:43 Sneaking to El Rubio's compound
21:32 Hacking into the cameras
24:13 Returning to Los Santos
31:23 Miguel visits Pavel and the player before starting the heist
33:56 The heist
36:15 Delivering the files to Miguel
Prep missions
26:01 Stealing unmarked weapons
26:46 Stealing the safe code (If primary target is Madrazo files or bearer bonds)
29:28 Stealing the fingerprint cloner
Enjoy :D
6:21 *”touch this , and we all die.”* So are you telling me this single button launches fifty 80 megaton nuclear missiles?
Well... only if you pay 5 million bucks.
@@alfarhood4774 *D E A L.*
@@alfarhood4774 that or sell a bugged yet priced car.
Probably scuttles the sub.
It's either the scuttle or the self destruct they had in doomsday because some how the typhoon sub and the delta 3 sub have the same interiors
14:00 I love el rubio shaking hands with the one person that will make his life a living hell lmao
33:36 when the day 1 players stand on top of their Maze bank office looking at all of the new players
That be me when I used to gunrun, and I saw a flying oppressor bike coming in my direction
38:48 We all know what he just saw
Im dumb what did he see
@@bigdubz1140 39:17
@@bigdubz1140 nudes from trevor
Trevor frickin miguel's mom lol
But in the game files Trevor and Michael kidnap her and maybe Stockholm syndrome or something but the mission was deleted
32:25 & 33:36 are my favorite lines from this wonderful man
My god😂
Floods the boat (o_o)
“Floods the boat....”
“oh okay...”
The way he said that so subtly had me laughing and crying 😂
for me it is 31:23 i laughed so hard at it
Then you dont know 21:50
Huh finally a dlc where it doesn’t require 2 or 4 players
Yep. But the drawback is that payout is lessen. Not saying you wouldn't get a lot of money. Just that more players means the payout is increased.
It also doesn't end if someone leaves
@@Nakarotto1 you can consistently score between 1.1m and 1.6m in each solo run without potentially getting bogged down by a second player screwing up, and very few of the mandatory setups really benefit from having 2 people running them, so I think it's more profitable to run it solo. Unless gold pays _that_ much more than cocaine, or you split the take unevenly, which still leaves the issue of a second player being bad
@@Luey_Luey I definitely enjoy not having to worry about randoms messed things up in the finale. Plus, it is much easier to blame myself for the mistakes that I made.
@@Luey_Luey facts
11:02
The sub was destroyed
Players with the flying bike are sus
when the imposter is sus!
Everytime the sub is destroyed Pavel dies... *sad cheeki breeki noises*
usually jets surprisingly
31:22 boomers trying to figure out how a phone works
33:35 my generation's reaction to the morons who call us boomers
32:30 when Mini Madrazo says about getting the files, he gives kind of a knowing sideglance to Pavel when he says "by any means necessary", which leads me to assume on of two things:
1.) He wants Pavel to make sure we don't turn on Madrazo and extort him with the files or something
2.) He is implying to absolutely nuke the island into oblivion if the heist fails.
And here I was wondering why Madrazo said we were going to need a submarine
?
THAT IS WHAT THE BUTTON THAT PAVEL SAID "touch this, and we die" DOES OH MY GOD
the Kosakta is not loaded with nuclear missiles and a nuclear reactor explosion can never come close to a nuke so i don't think that's what he meant, i think he's telling Pavel to finish the job regardless of what happens to the online character
it also could be generic corporate bad guy speech since Mini Madrazo is very big on making himself look like a young CEO/cartel boss
"Floods the boat"
- Pavel, 2020
My dad warning me about the light inside the car: 6:21
Best comment by far 😂😂🤣🤣
U win
My pet rabbit: *wanders to the router while chillin freely around the house*
Kid me trying to explain to him while pointing at a LAN cable:
6:21
10:20 when i heard that edge of seventeen I fell down from my chair
Every one talkin about Dr. Dre’s cameo but no one talking about queen Stevie Nicks’ cameo😔
@@andresperez965 whoever the hell that is, Dre’s cameo was revolutionary. People can’t, PEOPLE WON’T stop talking about Dre’a appearance.
33:26 I decided to skip the cutscene right at this part and the freeze frame was hilarious
you? working with a Russian? this must be a fever dream
31:36 is the best part I remember me and my friends were dying when we first heard that
I am so glad we have characters who are not dealing with midlife crisis having trouble to fit in on this generation. I love the characters, I love the heist and I love it when you get to do this solo finally, I’d like to see more of this in the future and of course mainly GTA 6 as well.
Pavel is such a fun character, I love him
18:49 “lets go f**king large”
18:55 radio silence because you can’t play copyrighted music
That part was awkward af xD
10:10 oh look it’s Dr Dre 😃
Yessir and shout out to jimmy Ivoine and dj Pooh
Lol fr I was like wait that's dr and pooh 🤣
11:13
Me: driving the smuggler plane
My friends in the back:
Not the smuggler plane, get something like the jet used there.
21:50 "do not trust german with Panther" omg i laughed so hard😂
10:46 best part lolol
Pavel the best character in gta online...
They have changed how he talks to a female character now some.
Cyberpunk 2077 looks insane!
@@oohpaarjan4685 he's talking about cyberpunk 2077 the game on PC ps5 ps4 and xbox
@@oohpaarjan4685 its a joke smartass
@@oohpaarjan4685 r/whoosh
@@oohpaarjan4685 hes making a joke about the graphics of cyberpunk on consoles
@@oohpaarjan4685 cyberpunk is broke ye ye ass game
The fact that Edge of seventeen has a small cameo it’s like, mind blowing haha
Straight out of GTA 4
For some reason that Russian sub introduction scene feels very high quality and everything else feels like generic GTA V
Wait, what do you mean?! Time stamp, please! Please reply to me!
@@generalgta3528 5:04
@@uncleleo6706 But what's so special about it?! Please reply to me!
@@generalgta3528 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m just here to deliver a time stamp, I’m not sure why this dude says it feels so high quality.
@@generalgta3528 it just seems like every other generic cutscene.
8:35 if you want to remind yourself of Dr Dre's phone issues
9:57 anyone who owns a nightclub will understand
With solomun😂😭
Yeah that was a headache
“I’m a DJ… not a fukking pilot”
16:52 is that eminem in the background???
true it looks like him but not in 2020 maybe like 2018
Shame its not would make sense having the producer of after math and dr dre dj pooh
Nope it’s Scott stoarch
@@_anterix_2953 no hes talking about at the dj booth
11:07 gotta love GTA Online griefers with blowing up
Also, I love how the npc’s in the party are like gta online characters hahaha 🤣
19:11
Seems like pavel forgot it was kapitan
kapitan
@@Zyl-4z hi Pavel
31:23 best cutscene ever
10:24 His ringtone is Edge of Seventeen which doesn't appear at all in GTA V but appears in GTA IV
I miss playing as Trevor in Gta 5 and i hope that we at least get to see him in Gta 6 when it comes out 39:17
The protag to 6 stomps his brains out bringing it full circle.
@@Mikeormaybenotmike Trevor is mental unstable and Johnny in meth addiction meaning Johnny is not the same as before as Trevor with his mental making him killing Johnny
Pavel alone made this a million times better than it would've been without him
37:42 you almost feel bad for mini madrazo
I’m wondering what is the soundtrack when Juan Strickler meets Scott Storch scene in Cayo Perico heist update in GTA 5 ?? Please send me the link for the soundtrack or give me the name. Thank you. Regards. At 16:00
Damm almost the whole video i was just staring at your character😂
This would be such a good movie
GTA 5 the movie: Dierected by el Rubio to make back all the money he lost
00:22:04 When Animals Attack: GTA Edition!
Poor guy. 😣
That’s the same animation from rdr 2
That’s a Vice City character I believe.
Gta online edition*
@@cerealelk5017 wait really? Damn
New Far Cry game looks great
far cry 3 looks insane
Vaas really got plastic surgery.
22:01
"show him what a big fucking man you are"
Am I tripping or Is that Patricia from Story mode?
yes
Who else hasn’t actually gone into the new club since starting the heist
Me
What a flex on Rockstars part. They had several massive record producers all in this cutscene and for what? Not many people would recognize them except for maybe Dr. Dre. I wonder why they'd go through the trouble of introducing them for one cutscene.
who knows, maybe rockstar constantly get asked by their agencies to put these stars in their game somehow lol
@@AFGuidesHD Lol probably
I just assume that those guys are fiction celebrities
Terroriser was not kidding when he said "There were no files i was just joshing".
1:14 For me only shows a black screen
Are you from a Muslim/Buddhist country?
@@ne.1569 brazil
Essa foto do Trevor com a Patrícia no final é foda
*Touch this….and we all die* the way he casually says it gets me every time 😂
35:09 you blow up the gate
36:00 you open the gate that previously was blown up with a button.
WHAT THE F** JUST HAPPENED!?
😂
25:55 get shit on lzzzzzz 1-0
I like to imagine that the GTA Online protagonist is just Claude trying to earn a living after the events of GTA 3.
Does anyone know if you can unlock the pink/ yellow t-shirt at 12:32?
i don't think so
Imagine a narcos style into for this heist
11:01 it said that the kosatka has been destroyed😂
11:00 rip Pavel
16:19 Poor Scott Storch. This is the first real life artist who got disrespected in GTA.
Damn i like when Miguel says "Privet, Bro"
I just realized they foreshadow the contract dlc in here
yeah lol
33:38
me every time i think about toxic griefers
I love it when u argument like a complete normal person and they argument like babys with
half an IQ
Miguel, out of all the people that give you heists, is the most sane of them all. At least to me
why your gta character low key fine as hell.
Would be great if it wasn't fucking expensive... I love my 70$ game with Pay2Win mechanics and an online casino that adds content that amounts to more than the price of the base game. I also love being a legitimate level 250+ from the start that had about less than a million the last time he played, which is not nearly enough to get anything from the new stuff. Pavel is the best thing out of this DLC as well
I mean this dlc alone made me jump from barely being able to maintain a million to now being at 30 million and maintaining it. And honestly I wouldn't even call it pay 2 win because in this game even if you pay you still get dogshit so there isn't much of a win there.
@@Sintacoss The moment a game introduces paid shortcuts that people can just whale on and get all the crazy items in a multiplayer game then it becomes Pay 2 Win. Not to mention you can upgrade your weapons buy buying a specific expensive property and vehicle that allows you to add explosive rounds, thermal scopes and more. Then there is also the fact that you can instantly eliminate other players by paying more to use the orbital strike. It is Pay 2 Win and a lot of it is designed to make you spend money.
GTA 5 isn't 70 dollars nor is it pay to win. Its extremely easy to make money in the game. No one even buys shark cards because its so easy to make money
11:06 top left corner 😂😂
17:00 When you say tell Rockstar that you will mod money if they don't lower the update prices
"Touch this and we all die" and "Ladies, we r just getting starteeeeed" is the best and
Best part of the DLC is that our characters finally learn how to grab things with two handsXD
11:00 your kosatka has been destroy😂😂the kosatka got destroy at the cutscenes??seriously??i thought all our propety will return to storage if there are cutscenes😂
33:47 tryhards literally every day
U do five heists after five u have to do preps again
10:20 song? It reminds me GTA 4
One Winged Dove - Stevie Nicks, Album was Edge of Seventeen
11:05 your sub has been destroyed.
31:24 my favorite cutscene in gta online
Give me your character settings. Plzz from Iraq love you 🌹🌹
Yoooo Dr Dre what
DR. DRE?!?!?!?!?!?
On the last scene was travor with patricia on that photo?
yes
11:00 F in chat
B U B B L E S
As a british person I understand everything british dave says
The picture at the end is fantastic
20:35 could be hinting vlad from gta 4 but idk
My God. Best Line Ever lmao
The mother looks like patrica (martin madrozos wife) that trevor kidnapped
its her
@@exon2128 oh ok i thought so
@@animatedalex619 yeah it is cuz at the end of the heist they throw away a photo that shows Trevor and Patricia in the photo
I thought she was from Story too but couldn't realize where from, released this new character who organises the heist is supposed to be Martin's son, idk why they didn't just bring back Martin lol
@@Xighor I don’t think they’ve ever been able to get Madrazo’s VA back for anything. Probably too busy.
33:35 Rockstar games employees watching their playerbase:
25:50 Of course some dude with white hair. face paint. a stupid rebreather. a stupid combat helmet. shot you for no reason. i hate players like that. thank god i don't have to be in public sessions to setup this heist. i don't have to deal with toxic players like. also i bet when he shot you he blew himself up a couple seconds later. then went ghost org or teleported to his facility or his house or RC or got his MK II or got a lazer/hyrdra. (all players like that only use hydras or lazers because they have explosive cannons and are the easiest jets get kills with and don't require much skill apart from flying strait and turning. y'know. the basic stuff)
I remember someone tried to do that to me when I was in the clothes store. But he had such horrible aim, that I was able to run up on him and cut him with an axe before getting hit with a single shot of his automatic gun
The ending is perfect if you played the story mode
idk why but everytime i see english dave im fling wheezing cuz of his accent... unless he calls me..
The Keinemusik lines sound so phoned in.
the Oompa Loompa of the russian submarine
36:47 is this Evan from tbogt?
Player character: 'i fucking hate you all'
17:13me my first day at work
11:01 you kosatka has been destroyed
What happened?