Joe Rogan Wants SCHULZ For President?!

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  • @OfficialFlagrant
    @OfficialFlagrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1284

    UPDATE: ALL THE QR CASH HAS BEEN CLAIMED. Thanks everyone that played and congrats to the winners. Should we do this again?!

    • @darkpyre1
      @darkpyre1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes

    • @pitobrain
      @pitobrain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nah, I'm a sore loser.

    • @joatmofa0405
      @joatmofa0405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This is the ONLY podcast/YT video that I could sit through to watch for an entire 1h45m56s. EX-A-F@CKEN-LENT !!!
      P.S. You guys need Elon at one of your podcasts - AND I know how you could get him to attend!!
      (you just have to tell him you have "biltong" for him !!! Guaranteed attendance!!!)

    • @oskardash
      @oskardash 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesssss

    • @dxcim
      @dxcim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      nah you don't need to pay me to watch bruh, your shit funny af

  • @munchman1324nj
    @munchman1324nj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    The greatest MMA journalist, Olympic swimmer, a feminist, a civil rights leader, a teutonic knight, a black trans women, a heart surgeon, and now the [insert preferred pronoun] who should be the President of these United States.
    I will add as much as I can 🤣🤣

    • @manmohanr7840
      @manmohanr7840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Johny sins in making.

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait... Vala is a guy's name?!? Lol

    • @josuegiron1825
      @josuegiron1825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot Teutonic knight

    • @andygirone7442
      @andygirone7442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Andrew is so fluid, on election day he will be the first woman president. But Instantly change back so he can scream "freedom" as a Scottish man.

    • @tenzinpassang4812
      @tenzinpassang4812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      remember, a heart surgeon as well. 🤟🏼🤣👍🏻

  • @nadjiguemarful
    @nadjiguemarful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    "How do we get all Americans Healthcare"
    *"Just go to the Hospital"*
    "But how would we pay for it?"
    *"Just don't pay them"* 😂😂😂

  • @brianonabike4130
    @brianonabike4130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I know this is satire now, but imagine, we could seriously look back at this moment as a pivotal moment in history.

    • @ernestorodriguez456
      @ernestorodriguez456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’d be hilarious. Ww3 waits for shultzy

    • @levelup2014
      @levelup2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up

    • @patson420
      @patson420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ernestorodriguez456 riding icbms 😂😭😭

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2701

    I want Tim Dillon to stand against Andrew. Give the people the Presidential race they want.
    edit: We need to make this happen, yes? Or yes?

    • @tokyopartner2135
      @tokyopartner2135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      The debate is going to be epic. Tim calling Schulz gay would be the funniest thing ever🤣🤣🤣

    • @sheengreen864
      @sheengreen864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Omg it would be the first time in history the debates are a tie and both become president.

    • @Dontbustthecrust
      @Dontbustthecrust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There it is

    • @tokyopartner2135
      @tokyopartner2135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@sheengreen864 imagine a co-presidency with both of them. Ben and Miles are going to be the most harrassed government employees. The impeachment proceedings with Ben as witnesses and Tim in the defendants place saying Ben isn't allowed to talk anymore 🤣🤣🤣

    • @londonmmc
      @londonmmc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No doubt

  • @dr.sharkmonk374
    @dr.sharkmonk374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    Done ! Let's vote for President Schulz 2024 .. make america flagrant again 🇺🇸

    • @anthonycarlon8256
      @anthonycarlon8256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      MAFA

    • @DaemonDrummer33
      @DaemonDrummer33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Somebody file the paperwork to get The Flagrant Party started

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know this random but fam my mom recently found out about my weed channel & now i be thinking about quitting or deleting my stuff but i want to see this through..

    • @microfarming8583
      @microfarming8583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Schulz has to be one of the most ignorant idiots I've ever heard. He couldn't even grasp some of the things Tim Dillon was talking about when he was on the show. We are doomed.

    • @christoffer5875
      @christoffer5875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As a european with no involvement this campaign is fire. Make America flagrant again

  • @EvilMandark13
    @EvilMandark13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love when one of Schulz jokes don’t land he just plows through with unfettered confidence.

  • @MrTorbz
    @MrTorbz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Schulz is the embodiment of a Bill Burr bit.."I dress casualy.. because as soon as I put on a suit I start feeling like I wanna take over sh**!"

  • @christianavila4919
    @christianavila4919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    I love the new openings on flagrant 2 with Schulz's just roasting people 😂

    • @Beautiful_soul999
      @Beautiful_soul999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It for sure just sets the mood for the entire show!! 😂

    • @SS-up5sc
      @SS-up5sc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah my exact thought

    • @Nicolaione
      @Nicolaione 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats how they used to open

    • @manicmondaypodcast8008
      @manicmondaypodcast8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree these sorta like monologues are awesome

    • @kagisomotsemme1890
      @kagisomotsemme1890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ain't that how he saved America?🤔

  • @gauravratan884
    @gauravratan884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This has become like the best comedy podcast on the internet...Andrew's different avatars are just comedy gold ...Make Akash do more of Chris ROck impressions....Love from India!

    • @tannerdemeuse8461
      @tannerdemeuse8461 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn bro ‘Make Akaash do…’ like he’s some fucking CUCKKK! Lol 😂 Andrews presence is huge in any room but Akaash is the man

    • @manpreetlakhanpal9720
      @manpreetlakhanpal9720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeahh "Make" him do shi*.

    • @jraykotheanomaly2365
      @jraykotheanomaly2365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea they are killin it

  • @nathanhouse9929
    @nathanhouse9929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Exactly how I expected this Pod to start

    • @OfficialFlagrant
      @OfficialFlagrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      yes sir

    • @skyb7ackshorts
      @skyb7ackshorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/users/shortsQsVskHtkiiE?feature=share

    • @chefcurry787
      @chefcurry787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 of the funniest mfkrs around 😂🤣😭😭😭💯💯

    • @ballsdeep6548
      @ballsdeep6548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@OfficialFlagrant I'm voting 4 u 😂

    • @McCandlessMike
      @McCandlessMike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      100%

  • @swatisquantum
    @swatisquantum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    You can literally see how this show is getting better and better over time. Appreciate the hard work you guys put in for these uploads.

    • @RiceChrispy0527
      @RiceChrispy0527 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better at pandering to the "intellectual" Bros, maybe. It's not hard work to sit around having shitty opinions with a video camera on. Anyone who goes to a bar regularly, does it all the time. They just don't get to upload the footage to TH-cam.

    • @Truth_Social
      @Truth_Social 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RiceChrispy0527 i don't see your podcast pulling a million views

    • @RiceChrispy0527
      @RiceChrispy0527 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Truth_Social I'm not a comedian trying to stay relevant, so I don't have one. And if I did, I wouldn't want to have fans who defend me with piss poor arguments.

    • @GamenIsGeenMisdaad
      @GamenIsGeenMisdaad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RiceChrispy0527 nope your 9 kills in a battle royale game are very epic tho lol.

    • @RiceChrispy0527
      @RiceChrispy0527 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GamenIsGeenMisdaad aww thanks for the view. 😘. Lol.

  • @phuchuynh3219
    @phuchuynh3219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    The two minds of Shulz and Akaash are too quick. They would smoke the debates. Got one vote right here.

    • @josiejones6576
      @josiejones6576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Imagine shulzy and akaash vs Biden and Harris it would be murder

    • @abhirupnath3261
      @abhirupnath3261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@josiejones6576 real Indian vs fake Indian ;)

    • @goldensunflower229
      @goldensunflower229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just realized both of their initials are A.S.

    • @shawnwilliams9432
      @shawnwilliams9432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely

    • @bltn7469
      @bltn7469 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@goldensunflower229Help a brother out ?

  • @RetroSpectiveMoto
    @RetroSpectiveMoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    “gas prices are going up? then lower them!” yall got my vote 😂😂

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Focking mind blown on that part. Why tf didn't anybody ever think of that? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chriswysocki8816
      @chriswysocki8816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loved that comment

    • @AuRowe
      @AuRowe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheForbidden_1ne Pretty nuts tho to look at our military spending and not think it'd ever be an option to do something that drastic. I want less big govt so not my vote but I see how people draw the line and think, "why not?"

    • @CrystalRivasWelcometomyworld
      @CrystalRivasWelcometomyworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real talk, if I even have children, I hope they rep me the way u rep ur moms

    • @douglasbagshaw807
      @douglasbagshaw807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miss conservatives policies yet

  • @victorruvalcaba9877
    @victorruvalcaba9877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    In response to Andrew's question about what happens when you're in a coma, I had a friend who had a brain aneurysm about 13 years ago and was in a coma for two months. The doctors were saying he wasn't going to make it and if he did he'd be a vegetable for the rest of his life. His family decided to keep him on life support and to everyone's surprise he woke up out of the coma. After a couple of days he was out of the hospital and walking around like normal.
    I asked him what it was like when he was in a coma and he said he could hear us talking and that he didn't even realize he was in a coma. He was pretty much dreaming that he was still out and about, smoking weed and drinking with us.

    • @djgene5621
      @djgene5621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So, any of us could be in a coma, and not know it, until we come outta it.

    • @krishmangat3224
      @krishmangat3224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@djgene5621 aye bro, thats fucked up

    • @UltimateSyndicate
      @UltimateSyndicate ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe your voices were the only source of familiar tranquility during a stressful, distressing period so that’s where the brain brought his psyche to while he recovered.

  • @CrookedCrowe
    @CrookedCrowe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    That’s it, even if he’s not on the ballot I’m writing him in. He may not be the man we need, but he is certainly the president this country deserves.

  • @TurboLongi
    @TurboLongi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    The brutal honesty of this podcast is what brings me back. Andrew and Akaash are legends!

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    one of the best shows out right now

  • @pronsoh9948
    @pronsoh9948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    As an Indian living in India, I'll personally be getting an American citizenship only to vote for Schulz
    #HindusForSchulz

    • @tan6660
      @tan6660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Count me in. HINDUS for ANDREW

    • @banditsumo4381
      @banditsumo4381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      #HindusForSchulz

    • @dubstepXpower
      @dubstepXpower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You don't need one to vote in America lmao. Just go there on holiday and vote.

    • @hinoakuma6386
      @hinoakuma6386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dubstepXpower where are you from?

    • @dontwannabefound
      @dontwannabefound 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye baat Bhai

  • @dr.wolfstar1765
    @dr.wolfstar1765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Schultz is bringing back the monologue.. he's the first to add it to podcasts though but it works

    • @Manny-nm8dh
      @Manny-nm8dh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tommy Sotomayor has had monologues for years now lol. He's just not as big as Schultz.

    • @TreyParker318
      @TreyParker318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's impressive to have jokes to start every podcast.

    • @jvposz
      @jvposz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bill Burr is the monologue king

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lex Fridman did the monologue before Schultz, albeit less comical and more thought provoking. Different genres of pod lol

    • @dvaesedum
      @dvaesedum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm diggin it. It's next level podcast technology

  • @Wanderer-uc1sj
    @Wanderer-uc1sj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’d actually love to see Schulz as the President and Akkash as his Vice. Not even kidding. It would be so refreshing.

  • @manojreddy123
    @manojreddy123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Imagine president Andrew roasting every country’s president/PM from the oval office!! 😂😂

    • @kagisomotsemme1890
      @kagisomotsemme1890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Imagine if he did that as many times as Trump played golf in his term?😀

    • @Logan-hw7mn
      @Logan-hw7mn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Schulz was president there would be another world war within the week lmao

    • @Poseidon650
      @Poseidon650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He’s one of the most geographically educated comedians I’ve ever seen, he’d be phenomenal at roasting countries 😂

    • @Poseidon650
      @Poseidon650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kagisomotsemme1890 orange man bad we get it bro

    • @Gintoki_Madao
      @Gintoki_Madao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kagisomotsemme1890 aren't you South African?

  • @brandonm8901
    @brandonm8901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    These opening monologues are getting better every episode

  • @pierredeschamps1498
    @pierredeschamps1498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Akaash rocking the Omega Speedmaster... pure class!

  • @everythinghaschanged42
    @everythinghaschanged42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    “She can pick up litter but not a social cue” 💀💀💀💀 that was a good one

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Username checks out. LOL

    • @SuperARCANGEL0
      @SuperARCANGEL0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was fucked up

    • @wharfrat9489
      @wharfrat9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@SuperARCANGEL0 that was her parents first words

    • @Ge0rge_0rwell
      @Ge0rge_0rwell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuperARCANGEL0 lmao you must be sheltered as fuck.

    • @kevin_dasilva
      @kevin_dasilva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wharfrat9489 oh shit.. 😅

  • @Algorythmfpv
    @Algorythmfpv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    The fact that Jada Played the hippo and they didn't tell Andrew is HILARIOUS

    • @FrancoisDressler
      @FrancoisDressler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      or that the Tupac letter is real. Was hoping someone would fact check.

    • @rickygill661
      @rickygill661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@FrancoisDressler it’s mark Gagnon and alexmedia what do you expect? They’ll fact check if it goes against their views or opinions.

    • @checksoverstripes2498
      @checksoverstripes2498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@rickygill661 nah, you wildin’ like a little liberal

    • @funart6210
      @funart6210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you see Elon Musk laugh at Miley Cyrus?
      th-cam.com/video/Ub2ObstDY1M/w-d-xo.html
      It’s hilarious!! 😂 😆

    • @ginguu2490
      @ginguu2490 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@checksoverstripes2498 Liberal!! HAHAHAH!!! LIBERALLLLLLLL HAHAHAH LIBERALLY HHEEEEEEEE WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHEEEEE HAAAAA

  • @VinBhaskara_
    @VinBhaskara_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    love this podcast. super relaxing, no need to have my brain working, and feels like some late night banter with my friends sitting right next to me in my room!

  • @GodofLovers
    @GodofLovers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Imagine Andrew roasting the front row of a campaign speech 🤣

    • @Music-xb2lx
      @Music-xb2lx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao I’d pay to see that😂

    • @my_other_side473
      @my_other_side473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Crowd works would be amazingggg!!

    • @vversusv1364
      @vversusv1364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want to see it so badly.

    • @RogueSanta
      @RogueSanta 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The moderator would get smoked

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The Flagrant 2 costume budget has been wildin for 3 weeks in a row

    • @jaybladeart88
      @jaybladeart88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They spending the patron money lol I'm all for it

    • @x.Aura.x
      @x.Aura.x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matteo Lane got them caring about fashion and I'm here for it ✌😂💓

    • @sharkwang1542
      @sharkwang1542 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta strike while the iron is hot

  • @vversusv1364
    @vversusv1364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If we could just get enough interest to get Schulz and Akaash into the debates, I'd even be happy with that. Imagine Schulz eviscerating Biden and Trump like it's a crowdwork special.

  • @j.a.r.family2576
    @j.a.r.family2576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Imagine Andrew actually getting to the debate,I'd pay to hear it. He's got my vote

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’d be perfect, always finds his way out of a pointless point hahaha

    • @Democracy_will_prevail
      @Democracy_will_prevail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He knows exactly what to say and how to say it to get people hyped up. Imagine a president that actually has charisma and can formulate full paragraphs!

  • @kevinking2380
    @kevinking2380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    lol Akaash has been saying this for a while now. I can imagine him just roasting the other candidates during a debate

  • @StevenTLS2007
    @StevenTLS2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Mark really underestimating how much Andrew killing the debates would actually impact the votes.

    • @stevenarmstrong5364
      @stevenarmstrong5364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thats literally how we got trump lmao

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mark does that shit on purpose

    • @exmo7
      @exmo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justinsane1909 yea...it has the same energy as ppl doubting Trump...kinda helped

  • @Sonturist
    @Sonturist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Listen, I’m all in for Schulz for 2024. Let’s go. More NY presidents 😂

    • @DAVIDTORRESANI
      @DAVIDTORRESANI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He might not rep. Us . Lol
      He might rep. Florida .

    • @Sonturist
      @Sonturist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DAVIDTORRESANI most people in Florida are New Yorkers who got tired of snow lol

    • @bradp5848
      @bradp5848 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wet Fronts....
      Andrew Schulz 2024
      Not Your Mom's Tee-Party
      The Tee-Party Your Mom Interns For
      Unpaid Wanting To Get Her Feet Wet

    • @TheRaulleal76
      @TheRaulleal76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Sonturist i dont think it was the snow they got tired of.

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha damnn donnie might have ruined it for future NY candidates

  • @BD-vr5lu
    @BD-vr5lu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:29 that cut got me thinking Andrew said sum crazy😭🤣

  • @russdykes6446
    @russdykes6446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    This man is a legend. We need another Netflix special for this guy.

    • @topintro9986
      @topintro9986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Master Dhakk chill this man ain't bigger then Netflix lmaoo

    • @claytonchaos578
      @claytonchaos578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Master Dhakk that’s a stretch my guy

    • @thepowerofmyth
      @thepowerofmyth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Master Dhakk lmao did u forget how big Netflix is and how much they are worth??

    • @AGirlNamedVan
      @AGirlNamedVan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is one? Lemme go look.

    • @russdykes6446
      @russdykes6446 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AGirlNamedVan "Andrew Schulz Saves America" is the name of it if I recall. It is NOT front and center like of other comedy specials though, so you may have to search for it. Type "Schulz" in the search and it should be the first result. It's formatted a bit differently from the usual one hour formula, so it might not show up in the regular comedy section. They have may fixed this, but I can't recall.

  • @ablemoss8723
    @ablemoss8723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “The liar you can trust” is fire haha

    • @nirvarene25us
      @nirvarene25us 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Automatically steals all the “don’t look up” votes

  • @joaquinmartinez4483
    @joaquinmartinez4483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The laughs in the back make shit funnier all the time lmao

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I'd like to thank The Smiths for helping find this channel. Great comedians and comedy where no topics are off limits. That's all I want. Thanks.

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Haha I’m happy that bs brought you here, to real entertainment its a come up. Welcome!

    • @keelayk1225
      @keelayk1225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh you need to go down the Schultz rabbit hole…. Fn gold

    • @manicmondaypodcast8008
      @manicmondaypodcast8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coming from a avid comedy fan! You’ll enjoy this podcast a lot if your a comedy fan. Schulz and akaash, even mark are funny as hell. But Schulz is in a different stratosphere right now with his stand up and both flagrant 2 and brilliant idiots.

    • @dboyagod
      @dboyagod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s aight! We don’t gatekeep round here

    • @Yoppatoot
      @Yoppatoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same here

  • @SeanMillea
    @SeanMillea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    26:44 the best part of the Dov roast 😂😂

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Way overdue can’t wait to get there

  • @tuckerfreeman
    @tuckerfreeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    THIS is literally the best episode to date. I am in FULL support of the SCHULZ/SINGH 2024 ticket! You would absolutely DESTROY @ the presidential debates 🤣

    • @a.j.torres2898
      @a.j.torres2898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      989th grade and the I one is have a been of going 9962

  • @tumimbasa1705
    @tumimbasa1705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I like how some of Akaash's banger jokes just fly under the radar. 9:20, no universal health care cause "we can't cover aliens"

  • @travishenderson2606
    @travishenderson2606 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Camera guys face on play button lolol he got in the episode 😂 🤣

  • @Henrydota2
    @Henrydota2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Akash KILLED this episode. I have been watching for years and I swear akash just gets funnier and funnier as time goes on. I LOVE YOU

    • @ihateusernamesgrrr
      @ihateusernamesgrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Naa bro Akaash is always funny on the flagrancy. Him and Andrew compliment eachother so well. I just feel people are just recently starting to give him love, but the dude has always been top tier.

    • @King-vg9ov
      @King-vg9ov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't think I'd see you here Mr. Puck god

  • @Jluyoungzone
    @Jluyoungzone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Can you imagine how terrifying it is when Jaden brings a friend over?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChrisPaganOfficial
    @ChrisPaganOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stop capping. Jada a solid 6 bruh

  • @chetannegi5386
    @chetannegi5386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    You got my vote. I live in India.

    • @skyb7ackshorts
      @skyb7ackshorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/users/shortsQsVskHtkiiE?feature=share

    • @DecJun126
      @DecJun126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chill on the garlic and stop scamming

    • @hurstilthymy4943
      @hurstilthymy4943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@DecJun126 Stop falling for them lol

    • @DecJun126
      @DecJun126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hurstilthymy4943 imagine 🤣

    • @sintongsaragih
      @sintongsaragih 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here, from Indonesia

  • @mondeezul
    @mondeezul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Akaash has been on fire with his commentary as of late 🤣🤣 between him and Andrew I can't stop laughing at this podcast

  • @archducky7492
    @archducky7492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm Andrew Schulz, the liar you can trust" OMFG Looooooool

  • @samsiryani9023
    @samsiryani9023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    MEN thank you for this one, it’s been rough this month but honestly can say you have made it much better every time I watch you Guys have fun and that’s the way it should be. Thank you.

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Word .

    • @tom6874
      @tom6874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If a video helps your life you have serous problems. Get off all social media and go outside

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tom6874
      Life's not all roses and rainbows and if this video(no matter how idiotic) makes it even a little bit better for him/her...he should grab it. What's it to you?!??

    • @samsiryani9023
      @samsiryani9023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tom6874 not at all but it does help make me laugh about other bullshit. For you to sit back and comment on other peoples comments is depressing on its own right and maybe you should lighten up.

  • @itzFlaco723
    @itzFlaco723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “ABORTIONS? MANDATORY!”
    I bursted out laughing in the lunchroom dawg😂😂😂 Fck man I love the flagrancy💙 can’t wait To finish this ep later on, One Love AssholeArmy🙌🏽💙

  • @natepitman1366
    @natepitman1366 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "How do I feel about chicken?" *cuts* 😅

  • @fernperez4218
    @fernperez4218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “Alex, you are obviously my head of security. Miles, you just keep doing the pod. Even if we’re not recording, I want you there three times a week. Just pressing play and organizing cameras.” 🐐

  • @naanu1104
    @naanu1104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "She can pick up litter but can't pick up social cues?"
    God!!!
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE of the highest level.

  • @morichter1722
    @morichter1722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The background pieces slowly disappearing is kinda sad, but also very exciting for what’s coming

  • @YTimCN
    @YTimCN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    i’ve been so depressed, inbetween jobs, right now doing insurance exams just super stressed but i’ve spent my free time studying the past two weeks and watching these podcasts to keep me sane.

    • @ousontmeslunettes9891
      @ousontmeslunettes9891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hang in there. I'm in the same situation. But better time is coming. Meanwhile we have Schulz to make us laugh.

    • @slimetruck
      @slimetruck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keep pushing beast 😎

    • @levelup2014
      @levelup2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everyone needs an escape but don’t make it your crutch have a vision you want from your life

  • @JenniferMcMahonhawaii78
    @JenniferMcMahonhawaii78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “Sure...why not at this point. What do WE have to lose.” - SCHULZ, 2024

    • @taymours8
      @taymours8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s not even eligible to run for president.

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@taymours8 how so?

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@taymours8 So what? Fuck it. You seen the candidates that won over the past 2 elections? Fuck the rules get this man in the oval office Pronto

    • @robert4you
      @robert4you 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taymours8 Just curious, why?

    • @xdCrispy-Crisss
      @xdCrispy-Crisss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taymours8 Kanye ran?

  • @lukephillips4123
    @lukephillips4123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Shulz be serious. Do it! Not a single politician would survive a debate with you. Trump actually would probably see potential in you, saying "I like em' he got spunk, good head on his shoulders *not as good as mine* but I think he has a shot".
    Edit: Jada is a 7 in appearance. 0 in character.

    • @castelox9996
      @castelox9996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -7 in character -80 on loyalty

  • @b.o.1951
    @b.o.1951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I’d definitely vote for Schultz. Can’t be any worse then wtf we got going on now 🤦🏾‍♂️…

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    What scares me is that Mark DOESNT think Andrew could be president. I ain't ever seen such a lock of a win in my life....

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol hard to know if you are joking or not

    • @majinraptor
      @majinraptor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ez win bois

    • @taymours8
      @taymours8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s not even eligible to run for president.

    • @OutlierConcepts
      @OutlierConcepts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@taymours8 What part isn't he eligible for? He's 38 and born/lives in New York

    • @georgiafloydsod9644
      @georgiafloydsod9644 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OutlierConcepts amateur, he didn't even eat kids on pedo island how is he gonna be president

  • @BenjiClips614
    @BenjiClips614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dictatorship.. “We gotta be able to compete with the Chinese.” 😭

  • @Not.The.Avg.Smitty
    @Not.The.Avg.Smitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "The liar we can trust" got my vote.

  • @marksaldanha2906
    @marksaldanha2906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Imagine people fighting to take the back rows at the inauguration so that they don't get roasted ! 🤣

  • @40Mprxdigy
    @40Mprxdigy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ik we’re small Akaash but see u in CT baby 😂

  • @Jeremy73950
    @Jeremy73950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Let's please make the intro roast bits a permanent thing!

  • @Nops47
    @Nops47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Love seeing the pod grow. They've been talking about introducing a monolog in the beginning for a while. Great when a plan comes together.

  • @capnsalt7102
    @capnsalt7102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro these cold opens over the past few episodes have been great

  • @gringomandingo5143
    @gringomandingo5143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I don't know why my pants ride up like this I swear they touch my ankles when I'm walking..."
    I'm dying at this part

  • @Zuzzzt
    @Zuzzzt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Alexx should stop saying “wow”, “stop”, “enough” at Andrew’s jokes. We wanna hear these jokes That’s why we’re here

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #stoptriggeringAL 😆

    • @Jp-do9ny
      @Jp-do9ny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't even know why he's on the podcast. He kills the whole buzz

    • @nicholasn.2883
      @nicholasn.2883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jp-do9ny Dude when they run they need the demographics bro

  • @LP970PL
    @LP970PL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "... and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny..."
    Couldn't is what you meant. Could would mean that they actually do care about sensitivities to some extent. Keep up the flagrancy boys, it was a fantastic episode.

  • @TruckerJohn97
    @TruckerJohn97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “The liar you can trust”
    Count me in

  • @JacobFors
    @JacobFors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    There’s a TH-camr named niko who ran for mayor of London and “almost” won. Could be a great help to the campaign

    • @rockyyadav1695
      @rockyyadav1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Coming 5th isn't almost won bro😂

    • @redclayscholar620
      @redclayscholar620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you ain't first your last.

    • @JacobFors
      @JacobFors 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rockyyadav1695 if his goal is to beat every non- main party candidate it is

  • @richlor92
    @richlor92 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What do we do about gas prices?" "Lower them". LOL...XD

  • @malcolmxpanther
    @malcolmxpanther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I like how Schultz wears a new costume for every podcast now lol

  • @Shweaty7
    @Shweaty7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I watched that Yannis episode and immediately knew Andrew was gonna do this bit. Love it, you can tell how much he appreciates Joe.

  • @avikalthapliyal9252
    @avikalthapliyal9252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Akaash has been killing these days in the podcast 😂😂

  • @dariusarmand4511
    @dariusarmand4511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Dov has the most important job, to have his shoe in every corner frame Schulz is in

  • @JoshJr98
    @JoshJr98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Andrew continues to be the best comedian on the internet

  • @iam.damian
    @iam.damian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine Shulz roast crowdwork, but from THE bully pulpet 😂😂😂

  • @parks7170
    @parks7170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm disappointed in myself.....I would actually vote for Schultz. I trust him. Even if he were a dictator..... & I'm Cuban myself..........LOL

    • @t7diaries184
      @t7diaries184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t be disappointed,I’m with you and I’m in Cuba😅
      He makes more sense than most politicians in this world

    • @parks7170
      @parks7170 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@t7diaries184 No lies told!

  • @GRiMLeoN86
    @GRiMLeoN86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jokes aside, Rogan would make an excellent president:
    he has integrity,
    he's wise,
    he's fair and measured,
    he possesses foresight

  • @srulifriedman2957
    @srulifriedman2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait so Mark isn't Caleb Presley?

  • @rapthesaurusrex5216
    @rapthesaurusrex5216 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Whats the hospital gonna do?????" Garnish your fucking wages 😂.

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Will smith is living proof that women can be just as big of an abuser to their significant other as they think men can be.

    • @getitvic
      @getitvic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Y’all wild. Will slapped someone and he’s the victim? Lol wild

    • @changeoffocus1074
      @changeoffocus1074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed… Wills book really touch on how f uckin Toxic Jada was/us!!! Wish someone on *flagrant staff would read the book* and then provide their comedic take!!

    • @753anime
      @753anime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@getitvic no one's saying wills in the right in slapping Chris. People are sad to see a man crumble because he's so in love with someone who's emotionally abusing him senseless. Jada truly is a horrible human being. To cheating on will for years to haveing sex with her sons young friends .she's despicable and unempathetic. Will has some straight up 3motional damage and doesn't know how to deal with it because he's to nice .

    • @redshift912
      @redshift912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@getitvic that’s all you took from that comment ? 🤣

    • @joeyriddle428
      @joeyriddle428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@getitvic yeah will could have easily just stay seated and tell jada to grow a pair and man up its a joke deal lol

  • @TheJoshSouthy
    @TheJoshSouthy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    20 seconds in, can already tell this going to be a good one

    • @f1601-q9l
      @f1601-q9l 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you happen to know the Rogan episode this is referring to? I wanna listen to that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@f1601-q9l with yannis

  • @richardgraves6656
    @richardgraves6656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys should do more pods with an audience love the laughs it honestly adds to the show

  • @absoluteastonishment5982
    @absoluteastonishment5982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Akaash: “he looks like a smokers lung” 😂😂

  • @fangazgaming6083
    @fangazgaming6083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Akaash calling McAfee a "little guy” when Pat is the same size as John Cena is hilarious

    • @deletevil
      @deletevil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      May be Akaash is 6'9" or something lol

  • @abechung4738
    @abechung4738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been following Andrew Schulz out of sheer boredom the last few years, hardly calling myself a fan, but 12:55 just won me over. I'll buy this dude's merch just to send him cash.

  • @user-qe1nw8le2o
    @user-qe1nw8le2o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The laugh of the audience in the background was an amazing addition to the show

  • @mattredfoot2721
    @mattredfoot2721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This podcast is one of the main things I look forward to in the week.

    • @Beautiful_soul999
      @Beautiful_soul999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This and congratulations with Chris D'elia ❤️ my absolute two faves!!!

    • @mattredfoot2721
      @mattredfoot2721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Beautiful_soul999 yes! I watch most all the popular podcasts but nothing gets me more hyped than this one

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I be feigning come Monday 🤤

  • @Marcus-gb7zu
    @Marcus-gb7zu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:39:15 Alexx comment here is sooo good 😂

  • @ju908
    @ju908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I had to physically clap at wetfronts and i hate comedy u can clap at lmaooo these are always GOLD

  • @mapopsports
    @mapopsports 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I just want to see Schulz in the Debates. Sh!t would be the most watched and entertaining debates of all time!

  • @Saiyamanmc
    @Saiyamanmc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wasnt expecting akaash's alien workshop reference lmao

  • @SpectoWatch
    @SpectoWatch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Schulz, you and the boys have been killing it with these cold opens🤣🤣

  • @menkaure3952
    @menkaure3952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The artist SLEW randomly in the audience clapping after Andrew’s intro 😂

  • @Texanator34
    @Texanator34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The audience in the back was actually fire af!

  • @willdoifican
    @willdoifican 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Police..”
    “That’s not a big issue”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @robertakinsiii
    @robertakinsiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Is no one gonna mention that QR Code? Lol y’all bought my vote with a $25 Amazon gift card 😂 legendary

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shit it was a gift i thought merch