When you Introduce NON-CHINESE friends to your ASIAN MOM...
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share.epidemics...
Asian Mom: “What you breathe?”
Him: “Oxygen…”
Asian Mom: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE (start chain)
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 💔 😢
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 💀💀
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Moral of this: If you want your friend's Asian parent to like you, be a doctor.
Or be the given Asian nationality + go to good school or have a good hobby
or be white
@@notyayanguyen1735yeah Asians doesn't like Black people
Or lawyer or engineer or architect or...... Rich😉
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Yeah, I can imagine my Asian mom doing this
Oof
Being a Asian I can see that this short is absolutely correct
My Asian mom did do this to one of my sibiling. And he wasn’t a doctor so you can prob see already what went down…
LOLL NAW DUDE WHY YALL MAKING PEOPLE LAUGHH😂😂😂
@@user-ss2lh7qt5c yeah my mom was always like that and if i asked why my friend wasn't allowed to come
I’m an Indian woman and a doctor. My boyfriend’s parents absolutely adore me, so I relate to this on an astronomical level 😭🤚
I am an algerian, aka african, dentist married to a half Japanese doctor. My parents always adored him , of course lol , but his mom had a hard time accepting a DIL who can't cook anything asian 😅
Didn't you study in Tbilisi?
@@mariamariafujoshiinurarea2524my brain exploded to understand your story
@@mariamariafujoshiinurarea2524je comprends pas ce que tu disais meuf 😂
Doctor and a swifte..let's goo
Not only that...
1. Police with status
2. Ring 3 in government
3. Army with status
4. Governor and mayor
5. Doctor 😅
Am Asian and my mom tells me to go get a job when I am only 17
😂😂😂
Yeah...if u a girl/woman..if a man not problem...
If u girl must get a boy friend with status/job
Ring3 government (leader of government)
Doctor
Police
Army
CEO
Enterprise
how abt lawyer?😂
What about scientists and astronauts
@@fajarfoundations2104I was about to ask that😂
Learn their language, get a high paying job, and you are accepted as their own child.
Sometimes u r even treated better than their own child 😂😂😂
@@moniquethong798so true so true
YEAH EXACTLY CHINESE PEOPLE SO WONK
Agreed!!!
not just a high paying job lol, asians have limited choices either a doctor, a multimillionaire ceo, a lawyer, or an engineer the rest theydo not approve hahahaha
"Doctor"
Chinese parents: *All sins absolved* 😊
500 likes no comments? Imma fix that
@@TheyabAbdulla-om8gxzero likes no. Reply let me fix this
908 likes and 2 comments.. lemme fix that
Fr😂
Lol
An doctor,and he can speak Chinese,she found a good one😂
and his commas are in the wrong places..
@@cuscuzatomico7971🤓
When Americans don’t understand British English where grammar is different: 💀💀💀💀
don’t forget your origins, dumbasses
@@cuscuzatomico7971The hand points at your name lol
@@cuscuzatomico7971bro you just accepted your fate...
A "DOCTOR"
MOM : " YEAH come r u single pr not if yes marry my daughter😅😂😅😂😅😂
More heart attack: He's actually doctor of philosophy.
😂😅
PhD? That's great
Sadly the Chinese doesn't leave room for that interpretation 醫生 can only mean "medical doctor, physician", now if he'd said 博士 which in some areas can mean either "PhD" or "medical doctor"....
😂😂😂
PhD also works, l promise🤓
These are real facts...
Every Asian mom has this angelic side for doctors being the life partner of either of their son or daughter
Now actually parents are going behind nurses....
Not all.. My mom is from the Philippines and she respect me for wanting to be a famous digital artist
You guys could watch it all you want but tbh I'm done with these Asian stereotypes
@@star-is-number-onethese are mostly north Asian stereotypes, Chinese, Korean and Japanese not southeast Asian.
@@mysterion2626 true but still
My mom told me to be a doctor
"you single or not?"
💀
i swear being a doctor is the cheat code for literally anywhere in asia loll
realll
I'm from Türkiye and thats so trueee
Literally, the entire Asia, from Japan to Turkey 😂
Simplest solution: Go to Thailand once and satisfy your Asian fantasy all atonce and finish it off.
Indonesia PNS sih
Bro literally learnt Chinese to get accepted 😂
2k likes and no replies?
mandarin..or Cantonese..
na bro people of other races knowing how to speak chinese quite common here (with bits of singlish obviously but everyone like that one la)
Asian parents obsession with engineers and doctors is on another level❤
Don't forget, lawyers, too. And old money family names. They LOVE that shyte.
They just love wealth and prestige.
+arab
Nah we have too much engineers here only doctors have high position 😂
I am one indeed, from india😂
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bruh wasted valuble time
I like
Mom: You chinese?
David: Naur
Daughter: *disowned*
Mom: *Heart attack*
But then she get back when she hear that he a doctor
Hey fellow stay just saw your yt channel 😁
The Felix edit was really good mabye upload some more?
lol
david: i am a doctor
daughter: * back in the family*
mom: *somehow back to life*
@@samyukthasenthilkumar3976yes please❤
As an Asian I can say that asian parent's weakness is doctors and engineers😂
Engineers 💀
Or lawyers, architect
Honestly ur right
In India engineers no more get any attention...coz we got more engineers than the whole population of America 🥲
CA too
As an Indian I can confirm that doctors really get god like treatment from parents 💀💀💀
Well what abt PHD Ppl... They are doctors too... 😂😂😂
@@SalmanAajamnope😂
@@SalmanAajam they need 'MEDICAL DEGREE '
Government Jobs 🗿🗿🗿
disgusting gold diggers 😂
“你华文很好 ah” means “Your chinese very good ah.” My Asian Grandma everytime when she sees me
Doctors and Engineers are always welcome in Asian household
Not anymore after COVID, now it's Lawyers and Coders.
@@dangductran2926nope
It's always either Doctor, Engineer, and Lawyers lol
Engineers seriously???
Engineers nope
"You single or not" Killed me 😭
😂😂😂
What 😂 eat or not killed me 😂😂
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
Me too
SAME
As an Indian🇮🇳 I can confirm this is absolutely relatable in our country 😂😂
David Indian name totally
@@आषाढीएकादशी Yeah ! There've lots people from Christian community name is David.
@@आषाढीएकादशीhe's malaysian Indian...
@@आषाढीएकादशी there are a lot of Indian Christians who have the name David.. I have frnds who are called David, Shaun, Sebastian, Micheal etc.
Caste based marriage 99% . So it's not indian sorry
NEVER LET YOUR DAUGHTER MARRY A GANGSTER BUT LET HER MARRY A DOCTOR
-Asian mom
Bro said LOCAL UNI with so much confidence and pride... 😂❤
Is NUS or NTU not highly regarded in SG?
@@arryfajar2005 It's called Pinkerton Syndrome. Basically Singaporeans seem to think everything Western is better.
Nothing wrong with studying near your home sweet home😊
I think Asian moms knows the importance of marrying a man who can provide for you financially
Asian culture revolves around that idea only the man should be earning and women have a certain role in society
In all asia ..men is the bread winner
that sometimes they only see it is the only important thing.
@indrastra_jaintrue
Yes
Just become a doctor you can get a whole new relationship
The point is you can't JUST become a doctor 😢
"Asian parent's when they here someone is a doctor"
My asian mom is an actor💀
Edit: My mom is not a actor in shows. Actor in emotions😅
What's her name?
@@SugarHoney487 Every Asian mom is an actor. Just look at the behavior when she is with relatives and without relatives and they are fast at changing emotions😂😂
@@Love_Yourself_100 frfr 😂
Oh... Are you okay? 🙀
It's not actor it's actress.
My mom would say
“AH GUR, YOU SHOULD BE DOCTOR LIKE YOUR FRIEND LA”
Ling ling practices 40 hours a day, why you not practice?
Ling Ling started playing piano when he was 5 months old
@@nbgoodiscore1303Ling ling made his parents deaf by the time he was six months old
ling ling became a nasa scientist and got a bachelors degree when he was 1 second old
Me: "Maa..I have murdered 20 people"
My asian mom: "ItS oK lEh aS lOnG As u A dOcToR"
Relatable 😂😂
damnn that was well thought....im scared for life@@chips7386
What is the title of background music?
@@chips7386that's not murder then
“You single a not” blud thought she could steal her daughter’s man 😭😭
As long as doctor..u're always welcomed...asian mom approved!😂😂😂
If you can't be Doctor. You just can be Lawyer 🗿👍
Lol i am about to say that too.
Or real estate 😅
Or Engineer
Or engineer
Yeah. And most lawyers with 15 years of experience earns way more than a doc with 15 years of experience. Lawyers just have a hard start ( financially) . First 5 years is a pain in the pocket and stomach.
I love the way she acts
He is a doctor
Asian mom : now we can die peacefully
Celine look like Maloi❤
Bro literally learned Chinese to be approved 😂
Maybe he is from Nepal lol
My Chinese friends family like me very much and they used to tell me - you're very kind by your voice and eyes. Point is that family and social values of my culture and China are quite similar and it's a great advantage to socialize with Chinese and Japanese friends. Filial Piety is one.
“eh,you single or not?”💀
Edit:HOLY SHIT!THAT’S A LOT OF LIKES,THANKS GUYS
Asian mom suddenly single
Finally someone who noticed that 💀😭😭
@@Hamster_queen_rules_hamsters were not alone bro 💀
@@Hamster_queen_rules_hamstersI was gonna say the same thing
Yay, finally got a 1k like spot
Mom:- *U sInGlE oR nOt??*
Well his chinese is very good... couldn't agree more
ꁝꏂꌦ ꋪ꒤꒯ꏂ ꂵ꒤ꉔꁝ ꒦
Almost 1k likes and no comments? 💀💀☠️💀
how to be social with asian moms: be a doctor
"as long as you are a doctor you are welcome here😊"
cioccolata: ight
Bro imagine hime introducing her to his Indian mom
💀💀
I think he's not Indian.
@@AGuyBeingNormalright
@@AGuyBeingNormal he is prob indian or pakistani
@@AGuyBeingNormal bruh he looks like a stock image for an indian what are you talking about lmao
You are about to get a hundred questions asking if he is Indian. (  ̄▽ ̄)
Edit : Oh my god ( ゜o゜) Thank you all for so many likes .
iS hE InDiAn??
I was looking for that too LMAO😂
As a indian i confirm he is not indian he is karela
She even made a video about that lol
@@FushiguroTojizeninlink??
He got such a sweet smile.
I swear those mums only like docters and lawyers
I was walking home from school when a gardener at my condo decided to strike up a conversation with me. We talked for a few mins and he asked me whether I wanted to be a doctor or lawyer when i grow up. He gave me only two options.TWO! Well, lucky for me I wanted to be a doctor, which was one of the options. Unforgettable memory.
230 likes with no replies? Lemme fix that!
271 likes and only one comment? Let me fix that.
stupid chain? lemme stop that!
@@KronosAnimatesong dude
@@KronosAnimates 🗿
“YOU SPEAK CHINESE?”
“Uhhh no”
*Proceeds to speak Chineses* 💀
it was if he was Chinese not if he speaks chinese
Foreign languages:
Asian mom's obsession with doctors.💀
My life is hell.😭😂😂😂😅
“Are you single, no” got me😂
The instant change in expression and tone lmfao 😂😂😂
bro became mom favorite💀
She really took “Don’t judge a book by its cover” to a whole new level💀💀💀
Asian moms... Either doctor or an engineer or a lawyer... They are the perfect husbands
"Ehe-emm Maa It's just... m-my friend" 😅
"You single or not" had me rolling
Tattoo = gangster = not allowed 🚫
Doctor = welcome do whatever you want😅
Yeah well you see my best friend has tatts sooooo mom gotta deal with it.
Been a doctor is a cheat code bro
“are you single?”
YOURE DAUGHTER BROUGHT HIM BRO
I was with a Chinese girl for 6 years. Im a heavily tattooed Polish American dropout who was (at the time) in a band and worked as an amp repairman at a music store for minimum wage. Her family were incredibly skeptical at first, but after a good while, they grew to love me. I miss them all every day
Why did you break up?
@@MaxPau She wanted to get married and move, I wasn't ready to get married at 19, I wanted to keep playing music and having fun, she hated it, I got regularly injured in pits and from stupid antics and getting in dangerous situations. We thought we had a shot at being the next big local hardcore band (we weren't), she eventually got tired of it and left. I don't blame her and I regret it everyday.
Sooo. You had a tattoo at age 13?
@@nouey4361I started getting tattooed at 15. Shitty stick and pokes and knowing a guy with a shitty rotary gun. And to clear things up we didn't break up at 19, that was when she wanted me to settle down. We broke up at 21, that's what I meant by "she eventually got tired of it" the decline of our relationship went on for some time.
My gurl did a good job choosing the right friend alr 😂
Moral - Always make doctor as friend😅
Edit mom ur daughter is famous
Thanks never get so many likes
“Doctor”
Asian Mom: I NEED SURGERY
i love how she asked him "you single a not" like she js forgot about her daughter 💀
She is asking for daughter
As an Asian, I completely agree with you😂👍🏼it's good that we are all the same😂
Here in india u need just govt job 🤣🤣. Govt employees can earn enough money
I'm Japanese and I say I don't care as long as my children are married to American people
@@RLJMathsandScienceSolutions in Poland to 😂😂😂
Indian mom: she's on another level Asian mom:
But Indians are Asians-
He immediately spoke chinese fluently
The answers Asian moms expect from this:
You (they’re home country)?: Yes
Where you study?: Harvard or Princeton
What you hobbies?: Playing Math games, studying, cleaning
You got tattoo?: Ofc not,ma’am!
What you job?: Doctor or Lawyer or Engineer
Asian mom: a girl lah! Learn from him!
As an Asian(Indian) and a med student, love it!
"you single or Not " Got me 😂
“Most importantly how much you make a year”
“300k”
“Welcome to family!”
That’s true reality
Let's hope that 300K isn't in VND.
It’s not this simple. People should have some uniques to persuade the parents they will keep making this much. Sometimes a promising salary is better than the risky high 😂
Asian mom went from: "Gtf away from my daughter!"
To: "Doctor?? Here's the keys to her room." 🤣
"you single or not 😏"
Mini mochi:MOM HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND "
As a half Chinese half Pakistani I can agree 😂
ive never heard bout a half chinese half pakistani!! ah im sure u look pretty irl ❤️
@@treeena-fc5pibruh
@@SushiAddiction you've met a half chinese n half pakistani too??!
@@SushiAddiction huh wym bruh im not being racist or anything?!!
@@treeena-fc5pi awww thank you most people haven’t really heard about half Chinese half Pakistani people either but thank you❤️
Damn 80% comments are actually more interested in his nationality instead of video.
IKR IM SHOOKT
@@MiniMoochiLiterally everyone is like waiting for you to tell his nationality 😅😅
@@MiniMoochi which country is he from?
@@Gdkdoiehwhe is from india, she already made a video with him , ig in that i saw that he is indian !!
this video has a conclusion that just tell to any asian mom that you are DOCTOR 😅
Being a doctor is like a potion for Asian mums, it can get her to like anyone😂😂
plot twist : "He resigned his job"
She wented from lion to pup 💀
Asian mom: can you cook rice
Him: no
Asian mom: get the belt
Bro said I study to be a doctor! And her mom was like oh your a acception.
" you got a tattooAH...!" 😂
The ✨Heart attack✨ mom got when he told he is not Chinese/ from Harvard and the reaction he got a tatoo on his stomach is just priceless 💀
As long as he is a doctor he is safe!
(No david was harmed during the making of this video)
"Yeah, im doctor but idk how cook ric-"
"GET THE FAK OUTA MY HOUSE"
They never says that as long as u r doctor
If you’re a doctor you don’t even need to more everything will be served.
"You single or not" BRO😨😨
The fact that a Chinese mum is mad that your friend is saving money via going to a local uni 💀
hence why i am going to become a doctor.
Typical INDIAN moms be like:
But, I don't think any Indian mom will willingly want a Chinese son-in-law for obvious reasons; except that, everything can be related to a stereotypical Indian mom.
@@TheBlueGuy1356 Indian moms are not accepting chinese boyfriends what are you on?😭😭 except if they are rich!!
By the bit when she said ah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah are you single or not got me rolling on the floor I'm done I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Second way to get approved by Asian mom : call her “姐姐”
Edit: omg 63 likes !!! TYSM!!!! MOM IM FAMOUS💖💖
Wat s dat?
Yeh, they like to be yoUnGEr than they actually are…😅
"OH! You can speak Chinese and you're a doctor? Come in, I've prepared the wedding."
Too much relatable
Same here also
Your parents will only agree on doctor , engineer or government job😂
As soon as a asian mom hears I'm a doctor they start to flex and throw parties 💀
Never judge a book by its cover 🗿🍷
They set high standards for their daughter. Offcourse they want a guy who would provide same comfort to her. ❤
Asian mom:where do you study
Him:local uni
Asian mom: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
As an asian i can confirm,we do not breathe
Breathing does us💀
Ikr fr😭 my mom said to work hard and buy her bags like dude- I work hard for the money but ye i will give her things🤭
“Racism”
“No, bad”
“But Asian.”
“Upload that shit”
I'm Asian and I don't see this as racist. Its a pretty funny stereotype. Until you start accusing the person being racist.
@@USSFFRU So true. People should be able to laugh at themselves and others. laughter is the best medicine for everything.
It's this new trend where anything to do with race is automatically "funny" regardless of whether or not it's racist. Most just spam overused stereotypes, but some people have tried to make up stereotypes for views.
Example: how people walk (unfunny)
How black people walk (funny)
@@USSFFRU This video not really racist anyway. It's more like "stereotype, but Asian"
How David say he can't say Chinese but when he said he say Chinese
I'm waiting for the Turkish version of this because I don't speak English very well 😩