Bill Burr on What separates me from psychos (Thoughts +Reaction )
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- Bill Burr on psychos for a much needed laugh today. Commentary on thoughts that should stay in our personal thought bubbles , intrusive thoughts, & a couple of literary recommendations.
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Honestly, this whole thought-crime thing is the reason for why I have mixed feelings about stuff like Neuralink. Like... If they knew the stuff I think about sometimes, I'd be so fkd. 🤣
I’m definitely opting out of microchips
@@NoProtocol Well, let's hope this will be an option for as long as possible. xD
Isn't that a theme explored in Cyber Punk 2077? Someone losing their sense of identity and self through the (potential) "death of personality".
Edit: I suppose you meant giving people the ability to monitor thought. Either way, I think I agree. Mental hygiene should probably exclude medically embedded foreign objects by limited liability corporations. Especially if they object to any third party or opensource code inspection.
Agreed. Me too. I googled it after I read your comment and apparently they're due to start human trials in a few months at most O_O
I wouldn't mind trying something like it once it's a temporary thing like one of those headgear things you see in Sci-fi. I bet that would be used for gaming and I can't wait to try something like that (once proven safe and without long-term adverse effects at least).
You can't claim to be a deep, thoughtful and open minded person without intrusive negative thoughts. You just learn to deal with it over time.
Mine are usually more along the lines of "Go on - jump!" more than violence to others. Not that I don't think some people would seriously benefit from a shotgun enema.;p
I have this thing where, whenever I see dog shit my mind imagines me taking a big bite of it!!
@@annother3350 That's wild lmao
@@annother3350 ewww yucky but same thing kinda happened to me when I was a teenager and would be cleaning stuff out of the kitchen sink drain, my brain would vividly imagine what it might taste like. didn't matter if it was rotting veggies, meat, noodles, or some mysterious substance. I'm still haunted by the fact that I ever had those thoughts but at least they don't occur anymore.
@@annother3350 if it's a perfectly shaped, firm turd I can sort of get it. it looks like chocolate. I once bit into a piece of soap in the shape of a turd because I thought it was chocolate lol. the story gets even more stupid when you realize I ordered the turd-shaped soaps to give to my gf's daughter as a gag gift, and then when they were left around the house I picked one up and thought it was chocolate.
Always a treat seeing you react, let alone react to Bill burr
I needed a laugh today
@@NoProtocol so did I, thank you
I have ADHD and my friends get a kick at asking me what im thinking cause i will tell them the most random stuff. I literally naver have a moment of silance in my head, everything distracts me and ends up being a little rant if you ask me about it. I thought that was normal till i got diagnosed. So bill is relatable i actually thought of being a stand up myself
Same here. My friends and family misconstrue my though process as being quick wit, but it's really just because my mind is wandering and jumping from one thing to the next while vaguely listening to the conversation at hand. A prime example of this was a few years back at a family get-together my aunt was on her 3rd piece of Rhubarb pie and talking about how they don't have Rhubarb in Texas, so she only gets it when she comes back to North Dakota, and how much she really likes Rhubarb pie. My mind wandered and went something like this: she's on her third piece, isn't that a lot of sugar? It must be a lot of sugar, because it's too sweet for me to eat. Isn't a high sugar intake a risk factor for Type 2 Diabetes?
and at that moment she got all giddy, and said "You guys will never guess what I'm getting when we get back to Texas." To which my immediate response was, "Type 2 Diabetes?" Immediately took all the wind out of her sails, her husband started laughing hysterically, my parents were mortified, then started laughing as well, other family members wandered over to see what was so funny, and her husband tells them while gasping for breath, and they start laughing too, while my aunt is pouting saying it wasn't THAT funny.
@@SammyNineFingers lmao that was funny and inappropriate just like me! Especially the part of not being able to stay in the conversation; just grabbing bits and pieces and wondering away. Its both a blessing and a curse! In serious situation where you are expected to have a serious response yet you are in lala land then just play it of as usual to everyone's disapproval or horror! Either way it is what it is
@@SammyNineFingers I can relate. I had an ADHD evaluation done on me, but I did not tick enough boxes to qualify for an ADHD diagnosis.
I'm bipolar though, so on any given day my mind is going 1000mph on its default setting.
My "problem" as well as my strength is that I can be part of a conversation and during it, I sometimes make associative leaps in my thoughts regarding the current topic and once I've jumped 2 or 3 steps onto some (in my head) vaguely related topic I'll end up shoe-horning it into the conversation. I say shoehorn, but I think the transition is kind of alright most of the time. Problem or not the consequence is that, and I'll engage in a rare example of complimenting myself here, a conversion with me is rarely boring at least. Well you know - unless I think of something to talk about that no one else present gives a shit about. Which happens sometimes :)
Mentally at the moment, I have the problem that I'm aware that I tend to over-explain and use way too many words to get to the point, but at the same time I also want to be precise and clear in what I'm saying so sometimes I attempt to explain "how I got there". Which only makes me even more long-winded ^^
You know - Like this comment is getting long-winded.
I'll just shut up now :)
@@Zabiru- No worries as you can see both replays here are long and winding. Bipolar and ADHD and other neuro-divergent have overlapping issues. As long as you get the right diagnosis the rest will be fine. And once you are aware you thought process is just different then it's easy to live with yourself knowing you not as crazy and adjust as needed. Easier said than done though lol
God made weed precisely for situations like this. It will blow your mind when you try it.
I've always thoroughly enjoyed your content and your take on things. Keep growing you deserve every positive thing out of this youtube experience.
This is really kind, thank you (:
Beautiful reaction from a lovely lady! Thank you… PS this old man read 1984 as required reading for English 101 for sophomore year of High-school in the year 1984!
That smile could light up a stadium 🥰
The look on your face while imagining the dog pack chasing fat people, was beautiful.
Edit: another dystopian author: Philip K Dick was a *master* at dark, dystopian themes. I.E. Blade Runner was one of his stories
Jimmy Carr bits: go for his stand up as his TV bits are censored/toned down by the BBC. There are a lot of Jimmy vs hecklers videos out there.
Franky Boyle is a Scot that was absolutely brutal as well.
Philip K Dick! Yes! He often covered topics of 'Identity Crisis', perils & paradoxes of knowing the future, and effects of drugs. Ala, Blade Runner, Total Recall, Imposter, Screamers, Minority Report, Paycheck and A Scanner Darkly
Love Frankie Boyle! My friends don't like him because they can't decipher his Scottish accent (we're all Canadian btw), but I never had a problem with it. He's a savage beast lol
Jimmy Carr is the master at destroying hecklers. people heckle him during his stand up because they know he will bury them. Their sig others try to hide in shame. One of his show tapings in Glasgow a guy heckled him. His wife\date did her best to try to get under her seat to avoid the camera.
@@fan-i-am so many other movies/books were either based upon or inspired by PK Dick's work.
@@ideitbawxproductions1880 your friends are hosers. Tell 'em to Takeoff, eh? (Some Bob n Doug McKensey for you)
This channel came outta nowhere but congratulations on the success of it. Crazy growth!
its crazy how fast your channel is growing, congrats.
Thanks Sam (:
I love your big beautiful smile, then your brains just bring more Beauty out Keep up the reactions👍
Another dark humor comedian to check out would be Anthony Jeselnik
I’ve seen something of him in the past, I’ll have to find more of his stuff
The video where Bill Hicks goes off on the crowd is hilarious.
Jeselnik is an excellent suggestion. He and Burr are two of my favorites.
Always comes on a new episode perfect to night time here in scandinavia ,love the topics and your channel. And Bill Burr is just so honest and funny with his jokes always on the edge :) Keep it up👍
Hey, thank you! Have a good night (:
Toronto had a bad snow storm, and we will get hit again in a few days. Thank God No Protocol still uploads videos. Great smile. Great laugh. Such a great person. I don't care about the snow storm anymore
Stay safe Joe!
"But... I also don't drive..."
😂😂👌🏼👍🏼
If you haven't yet, you should check out Louis C.K. "Or course, but maybe." It's all about having those bad thoughts, and it's hilarious.
I second this one. That's a great bit.
Its cool how he can create comedy out of almost everything. Good thing the "thought Police" isn't a real thing in the U.S. yet. Your reactions to some of his statements was so cool.
Love your smile and sense of humor.
From Jimmy Carr: "jimmy carr most offensive joke" are good, he is more of a traditional oneliner comedy writer then a story teller , but still one of the greats of his generation of stand-ups.
We choose the thoughts we "think" are the right choices. That's to say we dont always know in the grand scheme of things.
I was once a worker at Wendy's working the grill. Another grill guy said he was "Like the God of the Grill" I thought if you were a god of the grill I could just smash your head into the grill and where are your angels. I of course didn't even twitch towards it. Bill Burr was awesome
I really enjoy your channel. You are the most pragmatic person doing reviews, at least that I have come across, and it’s refreshing.
The morning radio show I listen to the host is constantly sharing these thoughts because it's good for ratings. He also lets the audience know there's a reason the mics are not on all the time. He tells us the things that are said among the crew during break would probably get them arrested 😮🤦🏻♂️🤣.
They're doing wonderful things with Newspeak these days. I can't wait for the new edition of the dictionary to come out. It's a thrill finding out which words and thoughts are now displeasing to Big Brother, and therefore, don't exist anymore.
Nope, I NEVER had that thought to drive up on the sidewalk and hit a bunch of people, not once.
PSYCHO! 🤪
I cross many bridges on the way to work. And I often think, "what would happen if I turn tight now?"... I don't do it, obviously. But the thoughts exist. That's all I'm saying..
Love the way she speaks. Voice tone. Speech pattern.
Another interesting fact about you we learn, you don't drive. The enigma that is the No Protocol host continues.
Do his Chain Restaurants one next boo. ✨
Greetings from Macclesfield. Bill Burr is my favourite philosopher. Another TH-cam commenter said he is 'the only sane famous person'.
It’s the fact that your almost the opposite type of person to bill burr that makes this reaction beautiful 😂
"23" Best reaction you've ever done.
Elision here, I fucking love how you don’t give 5 minute intros. You’re always just like “Hello let’s get into it”. It’s why you’re the only reaction channel I’m subbed to. You get straight into it.
Jimmy Carr hosts a show called "8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown". I feel that with your intellect, you will find it funny and addicting to play along with. I'm not all that bright so I just find it funny.
If you like dark comedy I'd recommend the film 'in Bruges' for your own entertainment and check out the late great comedian Sean Locke!
I don’t want many films to be honest but I’ve been meaning to check out Sean Locke, thank you!
Yeah, I remember the movie Minority Report. The idea of arresting potential criminals before they act or would act is just a scary progression for society. Thoughts are just thoughts. If you are afraid of the final action, just be aware of the small actions that must take place before the big action can be detrimental. It isn't always possible but it is better than punishing anyone for a thought crime.
This bill burr skit, and your thoughts on it, very relatable
"23" super specific
Best example of this is
*Louis Ck - Ofcoarse But Maybe*
If you haven't watched this yet??
Absolutely Do it!!👍
I have dealt with the pack of wild dogs thing in real life. I lived in a small town in Arizona for a few years, and on the edge of town there was a pack of about 8 dogs. Some strays, but most escaped or were abandoned by their owners. The dogs sought each other out, and became a gang of sorts. They would harass people who got too close. Animal control would go after the gang and capture a few, and return them to their owners. However, there would always be new escapees. The funniest part is that once I saw my neighbors dog running with the pack. The next day I told him, and he was relieved. He had no idea what had happened to his dog. He drove around town where people said they saw the pack until he spotted them. He called out to his dog, and it ran up to him.
Brave new world is one of the best dystopian novels i have ever read. Farenheit 451 is amazing as well.
Would love to see you react to Jimmy Carr's audience roasts. Try looking for "Jimmy Roasting The Audience" Vol 1 and 2 :)
I understand the thing about the homemade jewellery. I popped into a museum last year for a look around and the attendant said something like, "The Tatty Filou exhibition is through there." so I walked into this room to see just some sort of collection of safety pins under glass! A bit puzzled, I went to the wall where there was a declaration that it was an exhibition of Punk Jewellery! I'm not sure if you have, but you should see some Dave Allen on Religion.
Love how quickly you said 23
I read 1984 in 1984 because I was 13 when I bought it and thought it'd be cool to read a book named the for same year I was experiencing. Clearly had no clue what I was in for! Read it right before I turned 14. Excellent book, and yes, very dark. I do not consider Jimmy Carr dark. I've watched a lot of his standup, and he's a very funny guy - highly recommend! - but his jokes are more pragmatic observations of reality than dark, disturbing ones. He's definitely worth watching, though. :)
Yah, there are a lot of thoughts in my mind that are better left unshared.
Better kept in the thought bubble
I had a weird thought once, one I still remember. a group of people wanted my help to take picture of them near a closed fishery, I agreed and took the phone, but a loud internal voice said "wouldn't it be fun, if you threw this phone as far out into the river as possible?" needless to say I somehow overpowered it and gave the phone back. though the thought persisted for a while afterwards.
Loved the "look at his eyebrows" lol have watched this sketch a dozen times and never noticed. Thank you for that, i'll never unsee the cartoonish eyebrows. Is Shirley Jackson's The Lottery considered a dystopian story? its Definitely dark.
I read that one in high school, I need to reread it as an adult now. Thanks for bringing it up (: also, the eyebrows really stood out to me lol
Jimmy Carr is a very sharp and hilarious comedian. He's also filthy and tells such offensive jokes that he surprises people sometimes, including himself and myself. No Protocol liked my Emo Philips joke yesterday -- what about Emo Philips?
I have messed up thoughts as well but.. Anyway, I don't drive as well but I'm planning to. Wonderful weather we're having today (it's raining).
Not to be weird but you do have a beautiful smile it really is something special to observe as its real and true😊
Omy i relate. My dark sense of humour is always trying to entertain me haha. The topic of thoughts fascinates me
@0:30 "You ever have crazy thoughts like that?"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As allways i like your content, greetings from germany. Im really happy i find your channel by suprise. Ricky Gervais is also one of my favorits. I would recommend you some german comedians, political very dark humor is a german special.The Only one i could compare it to an US comedian is Georg Carlin. People like Volker Pispers, Georg Schramm, Hagen Rether and Max Uthoff had really good material. Often extremly dark humor, sadly not many translated in english, auto translate sometimes does funny things with german words. Only the full program from Volker Pispers about the US Iraq war was translated in english, because of the impact it had in public opinion.
I believe thoughts can reveal the heart with or without a corresponding action, which means thoughts reveal who we really are, or at least a facet of who we are. And what happens when negative thoughts cross our minds? Do we let them pass on through, or do we let them sit a while? Entertain them? I try not to go there. Either let it pass through, or push it out with something positive. I don't recall ever reading 1984 all the way through, but looking at today's world, I'd say Orwell was a bit of a prophet.
Have you done Louie CK "Of course but maybe" great bit on thoughts we have but try to ignore. On dystopian novels Brave New World
Mexico has a similar view regarding dogs and letting them run free. Very different than the US.
1984 and Lord of the Flies my two favorite books : ).
3:39 why such a specific answer😂😂😂😂😂
I don't agree with my toughts, but they are there.😊
You should try comedy bits by Bo Burnham.
Right now he is best known for his song 'Welcome to the internet' and I would describe him as someone on the lines of George Carlin and Bill Burr when it comes to performance, delivery and layers behind the jokes.
Your thoughts would certainly be interesting.
He does shows with mostly spoken word, song and I guess weird forms of acting.
As for video suggestions:
'Welcome to the internet' gets more interesting the more you think about the layers and it's incredibly well done.
'That is how the world works' could be right up your alley when it comes to humour and thought.
Thats why chaos walking never worked for me. If i was in that world, i would have been strung up from the nearest lampost in 5 minutes.
I was in the mood for a laugh too =) Love your smile. ALso, at the end, it had two other comics coming up, one was Greg Proops. He's hilarious and says relevant cool things, might be cool to watch. Pretty sure no one else watches him. Jimmy Carr is not that dark btw, but he has some dark humour stuff. The worst joke he ever wrote, which he said on The Green Room (Fantastic show, two seasons, just comics talking), was pretty dark. Not a whole set or anything but ya. Cheers =)
Bill giving us the best example of Jung's shadow dancing.
Wow! What a great smile.
I have so dam many random thoughts some are bound to not be socially appropriate!! Lol
1984 is a great book... though I wouldn't suggest it to anyone who actually follows modern politics... I feel the same way about Don't Look Up, and Idiocracy. If you aren't paranoid and depressed now, you might be after watching them.
Trust me if you drive you can relate to that 🤣🤣🤣
Louis CK has a brilliant bit about his inner-monologue titled "Of Course, but Maybe..." Definitely worth a listen.
Speaking of thought crimes...
A friend of mine tried using Chat GPT to create a joke for me "in the style of Louis CK." The app replied it couldn't because of Louis CK's "history of offensive content."
Nice to know AI is now able to censor our thoughts in real-time. 🙄
His content is barely offensive. His personal life is pretty offensive, but his humor wouldn't even be considered edgy.
8:51 He who controls the past, commands the future. ... He wo commands the future, conquers the past. - Kane (or 1984 depending)
You should try Lewis Black, you'll love him.
Thanks for the recommendation for 1984 I will pick it up at the library. I just finished Remarkably Bright Creatures. Fiction author's first book really a nice story
Hey, that’s great Robert! Let me know how you like it (:
For more comedy you would LOVE Gary Gulman’s How States got their Abbreviations. I believe it was a bit when he was a guest on Conan OBrien
You're a big channel, so you'll probably never read this but I would strongly recommend checking out Bill's full shows (at least parts of them) rather than these guest appearances.
Because in these, he cuts the bits short, maybe leaves out some controversial stuff.
Like with this one, I'm pretty sure it's one where he talks about homophobia. Which at least I found more interesting than the stuff about driving onto the side walk or muffins.
Canada now prosecutes for some thoughts. Same with England. I'll never visit those places again.
We are all crazy but luckily most of us avoid doing anything about it in the main.
Eddie Izzard's bit on dictators & genocide from his "Dressed to Kill" special is a very funny dark humor bit.
Another lit reference: A Clockwork Orange
Such a good choice
I'm exceptionally gentle in real life but I have a fiction writers mind. My brain entertains all sorts of crazy ideas but I'm well socialised so can reject the bad ones with ease.
The thought crime thing scares me too. I can imagine ai or ar reading our micro expressions so well one day that our thoughts are known to the authorities.
After that the human race will have no free thinkers. No one would get so far as to rebel before they are reported by their own goggles or phone.
I often think about ramming people at the grocery store with the cart. Some people are just begging for it…🖖🏼
23 😂😂😂😂. I love her.
Behavior is important. You can have horrible thoughts that are not acted out.
Minority Report with Tom Cruise involves a clairvoyant that predicts crimes and the person is arrested before they can commit the crime.
I think you’d enjoy Ze Frank’s True Facts series of videos. It’s content made about animals in a comedic way, all while teaching you about the animal. The videos aren’t too long either so I think they’d work for reactions. And even if you don’t think they’d be good for reaction videos I’m pretty sure you’d get a kick out of them for your own enjoyment.
No Protocol...might I suggest Daniel Tosh’s Completely Serious, (Some of) The Best of Sam Morril and Best of Anthony Jeselnik for a darker shade of yikes!! Cheers! Jimmy of course is no bloody slouch either! Take a peek if you will at Riskiest Jokes VOL. 1 | Jimmy Carr.
For me, the most terrifying aspect of 1984 is how The Party took Winston Smith’s righteous indignation but allowed him to only coach it in terms that are morally repugnant. They then turned those words against him. Even though, as the reader, you know he’s right, they stole the moral high ground from under him to hang him on
All i could think of is *she is adorable and i cant stop smiling.*
Ooh i like dark comedy and i could make a joke but am refraining because i think your other followers aren't going to find it hilarious.
Just gonna be a passing moment
23 muffins,,,,,LMAO. Good one.
Hi. I was just recommending remarkably bright creatures to you I just finished it. I thought in case you ever read any pictures you might enjoy it. If not I still enjoy your reaction videos thanks
Best smile on the internet x
Bill manages to find the right amount of uncomfortable and relatable, strangers that are comfortable enough to judge you after a short time are the worst, I get get triggered by unfunny people saying "that's quite funny for you" as if they're on a higher intellectual level than you but fail to understand condescension as a concept.
Thanks
Yup......I'm in love
My thoughts watching this video : “You’ve got a great smile.”
"Now I am the muffin man" LOL
Tim Minchin Lullaby is very much in line with intrusive thoughts
Hilarious and relatable 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Book Recommendation: "A Scanner Darkly" by Philip K. Dick
Beautiful smile and laugh 😍
I didn’t realize not driving was an option.
yeah nowadays it's risky to share these kind of thoughts in the net...