Alan Carr reads a letter from Roald Dahl about a cantankerous bulldog
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ส.ค. 2023
- When he wrote this letter to his mother, Roald Dahl was working at the British Embassy in Washington, D.C. -- one of hundreds of undercover agents employed by Britain’s MI6 foreign intelligence service to spy on the United States. Dahl’s debut novel, The Gremlins, had been published the year before, and it would be another 17 years until his first children’s book, James and the Giant Peach, set on him on the path to becoming one of the most entertaining authors in history. What is clear from his countless letters home during World War II, however, is that Dahl had been honing his craft for some time.
Alan Carr joined us at the Royal Albert Hall in 2021 to read this hilarious letter.
© Roald Dahl, 8th Feburary 1944 - บันเทิง
My bulldog farted while I was watching this.
Winston sounds like exactly every bulldog I've ever met. I'd have never given him back.
They really are the best.
Fantastic. I didn't think there were many writings from Mr Dahl about his time in Washington working for Intelligence prior the the USA entering the war. His boss at the time was none other than Ian Fleming.
"I am all fucked out! That goddamn woman has absolutely screwed me from one end of the room to the other for three goddam nights."
- *Roald Dahl, on his duties having to seduce Clare Booth Luce, wife of Life Magazine editor Henry Luce, in order to help sway US public opinion*
Alan was the perfect choice to read this letter. Great delivery.
Alan Carr reads Roald Dahl, my life is complete!
Reminds me of James Herriot’s story about a farting boxer 😅
Alan Carr is a global treasure and I could have listened to him read stories about Winston the farting dog for another few hours easy.
I've always admired Alan Carr but I've never expected such delivery from him 👏 in combination with the text of this letter it's been a great test of the strength of my pelvic muscles 😆
My sister and I tried to trick our bulldog into thinking we had taken her on a car ride. We started it and bounced the car uo and down. When we tried to take her out of the car, she looked me dead in the eyes and peed on the back seat.
Presentation of this letter was read magnificently with humor in the mannner I feel only Alan Carr can deliver. Brilliant 👏 👏
How he kept his face straight is a wonder. Love Alan Carr.
Given that most purebreeds were bred for a legitimate purpose in the past, I truly have to look up what bulldogs were actually bred for because they truly don't seem to do anything but mouth-breathe and fart. LOL!!!
This was so funny. 😂😂😂 Alan is a treasure.
They were bred to fight bulls - the snub noses are so they can breathe while their teeth are sunk into a bull's neck for however long it takes the bull to bleed to death. If anybody's interested, the absolute best literary bulldog is Cyril, in Connie Willis's book To Say Nothing Of The Dog.
If you look up pictures of 18th-19th century bulldogs, you'll see they looked much different, since they were actually used for bullfighting.
@@aprilbrown53 I'm not going to say you are wrong, but I am going to say that I now have a mental image of a French Bulldog hanging from a bull's neck ala Prince Flamin' Charles the Corgi Welsh cattle dog wrangling cattle as imagined by Dog, the Border Collie sheepdog who was the star of Footrot Flats.
i adore that alan carr read this letter. love him. love winston.
This letter, and how it was read, was epic.
“It’ll be alright.” The famous last words as they fly off to vacation…
Pets, right? 🤷♀️🤣🐶🐾❤️😻😹
Fabulous and Alan was the perfect choice to read Roald's letter.
One of the funniest Letters Live I have heard! Alan was the right person to read it!!!!!
Oh, the Norwegian attitude in his way of writing to mamma xD
😂😂 just what I needed after a morning of spreadsheets- thanks Alan Carr
Ronald Dahl and Alan Carr, great combination!
Two national treasures!
Every bulldog ever.
A triumph. Great delivery. 😊
Poor Winston! He probably just needed a better diet and some stimulation.
I'm amazed at the number of people who feed their dogs junk and then complain they smell or who don't properly train and entertain their dogs then complain that they're destructive.
Alan just perfect.
Cantankerous is the perfect word for an old bulldog! I love my gassy stubborn silly old bulldog. She's perfect.
Great story beautifully delivered.
Hilariously delivered!
This was absolutely perfect
I like Winston
Oh this was a great one 😂👏
Brilliant 👏.
This made my day 😝
Perfection ❤
As someone who owned a grumble of pugs, Winston’s habits sound very familiar. I miss my furballs, the weapons-grade farts, loud snoring, and everything. Perhaps I should look into getting a Bully.
❤
Great reading. I feel bad for winston. Bad food and guts. Tried to go outside during the bouts but could only get to the poo room. Humans bred bulldogs leading to their brething issues.
“ in some ways back in the day,
the quality of a famous bulldog.
Would sleep so little,
Smoke with glass to ponder.
And be so generously be this way,
For all our brighter futures.
For him and all hiss staff,
You so truly are our spring,
our summer flowers.
You all are why we all smell,
Freedom 🙏
Ou
What a wonderful letter describing Winston…great that Alan was chosen to read it…better still Puffin Books and their hiring of sensitivity writers haven’t got their hands on it and decided to try and rewrite it like the wonderful books Dahl wrote.. I’m glad he strongly objected to any changes to his books whilst he was alive…the world can be greatful that Puffin Books finally woke up and recognised the importance of his classic books. ❤️📚💯👏
Sadly AC leaves me cold....