Oh my gawdy brain sucks i just thought that : The female tropius is dressed as may from the pokemon which was also the companion ash had when they found tropius and may is fucking 10 Plz kill me
A woman is walking home with her 3 daughters. The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, "Mummy, how did I get my name?" "Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Rose.” The second daughter, now curious, asks the same question. "Well darling, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a lily petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Lily." The third girl asks "HHGHGNGHGHNG?!?!?! DDDNBHGHBHNGHHH!!!" "Shhh, quiet now, Cinderblock."
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ok
yes sir🫡🫡
So close
Lol i from discord
I'm apart of your discord already
Instructions unclear: I'm now dating my crush, her mom, and all of her friends
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@@RoyalPear 💀
Helo Jaiden
@@Noumisocool Hello arz
@@RoyalPear wait will this work if your a woman trying to win over another woman
:the worst she can say is no right?
: im dating your dad
The member emojis make it epic lol
How does this only have 30 likes?
hi
You know that emoji is may
Bro got emoji premium 💀💀
the worst she can say is no
‘meow’
that's not the worst
that's the be-
SHANE!?
@@Zyskr.. what da hell
the worst she can say is no... Auf der Heid... 🗿
The worst she can say is “gogogaga”
"Worst she can say is no."
"goo goo gaa gaa"
ITS JUST A WEE BABY
@@Emporer_flimsy_whalewhat in the world is an wee baby
@@venezolano194 you know... like a very young baby
@@Emporer_flimsy_whale oh sorry im spanish and i did not got what that means
@@venezolano194 oh its ok
"a national threat" how much rizz can this guy have to be a THREAT
Beto
Look at the background, he rizzin up chi-
too much rizz
I know one! shane dawson
Man got the WWE watch this rizz
As a certified rizzler, this dating video is 110% scientifically accurate
thank you for confirming
Wow
I didn’t even finish reading the comment and you already had me ROLLING 🤣
But as a wise man once said
“If it isn’t 100% accurate, it’s 50% accurate”
As a person who knows everything about rizzing, this comment is 690% accurate
I am already classified as a national threat, for doing “things” at school in 1998.
Underrated comment!
Me too, had an o r g y with the gay homies. It got a little out of hand.
What.
THE HALF-LIFE WAS RELEASED IN 1998.
DOES THIS MEAN YOU CAUSED THE RESONANCE CASCADE?? IN YOUR SCHOOL?? WOW SO GORDON FREEMAN!
Nothing compared to what Schlatt did in '99
“I’m dating ur dad” got me dying☠️☠️😂😂😂
“The worst she can say is no”
“I’m your little sister”
💀💀💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😭
Relatable
@@Thekingofdumb8😨
"Im dating your da-"
Rip Marvel Fans 💀💀💀
Wdym-
Broooo☠️
?@@jump186
@@Idk-what-to-put-here-2229r/woooooooooooosh
It’s true though 😢
Alternate title: How to get a restraining order in these few wacky steps!
Bro can't be rizzstraint
No this is accurate
Bro has the best advice ever
Instructions unclear, I’m now on the run because of something called “the age of consent”
Dude how are you on the run for that anyone can give consent
@@Jac1-ht5xfnot when they're 5
@@Cristoffdelacruzwait what? 5 yr olds give me consent all the time, maybe this explains the random cops I have to flee from
@@Mcaleboi WHAT THE FU-
Sadly babies can’t talk, and that makes consent hard
the worst she can say is no
"im 10"
Oh my gawdy brain sucks i just thought that :
The female tropius is dressed as may from the pokemon which was also the companion ash had when they found tropius and may is fucking 10
Plz kill me
Even better
Im already a national threat, but now im a local one too! Thank you do much!
as a female, I can confirm this is how you get a girlfriend
*Runs at you at full speed and bodyslams you into the pavement.*
@@nitrostormskystriker478Nah bro y'alls zodiac signs are obviously incompatable.
@@RockstarSmoothie exactly
@@nitrostormskystriker478 What an Alpha Male
@@nitrostormskystriker478😏
"I'm dating your dad" best out of context line
Like bros line was scandalous and diabolical
“Likes a man with confidence”
Well darn, I’m already doomed.
I can confirm I watched this video and became a AVENGER LEVEL THREAT for having TOO MUCH RIZZ
“I’m dating your dad” made me choke on my drink for a solid minute
I almost died from choking on mine
I did die
@@Sir-Pentious3 Wait then how- how di- What?
Meanwhile shes choking on his dad 🗿
I@@Sir-Pentious3 what?!??!
I followed these instructions and now I have 0 girlfriends and 3 restraining orders filed against me.
same
krill issue
same
100th like 😊
He did say you were going to be consideres a threat... 🫠🫠🫠
"Im dating your dad"😂😂😂😂😂
I am already a national threat
Just got a girlfriend and needed datering advice thanks pear 😂
Was it a tropius pretending to be may
@@fismail4330 yeah it was
Insteuctions unclear: I am now pulling aliens from the multiverse
Nah,this is too complicated. Imma just do electromagnetic dating instead.
🗿
heres 100 likes
@@nyxkitvoiddemon3416 thanks bruv
@@mateuszlinke7469 🗿
A woman is walking home with her 3 daughters.
The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, "Mummy, how did I get my name?"
"Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Rose.”
The second daughter, now curious, asks the same question.
"Well darling, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a lily petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Lily."
The third girl asks "HHGHGNGHGHNG?!?!?! DDDNBHGHBHNGHHH!!!"
"Shhh, quiet now, Cinderblock."
Me: The worst she can say is no right?
Her in front of me and my friend: I’d rather die.
tropius with tha rizz
”You’ll be pulling so many girls that you will be classified as a national threat”
Well, I already am one
you too?
Same but not in the alpha way…
Same dude I got all the men's bitches even your mom
@@TheVoidCultoh😮
Underrated comment
That one kid who actually body slammed into his crush 💀💀🫡🫡🫡
ez
Respect
If I get to 1k likes on that comment in 30 days I'll actually do it and post it on yt
Oh gosh, the twist at the end was insane, what a rizzard
Instructions unclear: I am now under a restraining order whilst being scouted by the university of Alabama
I’m dating your dad:
Me: even better
The worst she can say is no:
I’m 6.
Good ending: He’s also 6
Bad Ending: **HE’S 24**
@@AlexB-W33gee 9 1 fucking 1
*goes back to work at the daycare
No 6 year old would respond Like this in such a situation
...I've heard.
Ye that’s the worst. It’s just too old. Embryo is my type
You'll be pulling girls so hard you'll be classified as a national threat got me on the floor crying bro
Fbi agent:sir we found the perfect food for agents
Commander:who makes it!
Fbi agent: his name is chef Tyler but he hasn't earned the chef title
Instructions unclear, i am in jail for assault
I’m in jail for being a rizzophile
@@HeriqlzYilson free my man, he ain't done nothing wrong
@@AnAggressiveBeanI’m in jail for “coughs” accidentally running over a bunch of furries on my monster truck
@@emilianomendoza6891 again, nothing wrong
@@emilianomendoza6891littering
"I'm dating your dad"
I'm dead 💀
And I'm dating your mom.
Man the line "i am dating you dad cought me off guard"
This worked so well that the opps are now knocking at my door asking for advice
As a woman I can confirm this will work
Instructions unclear, in federal prison for assault
This sounds like a speedrun for jail time
Thought the advice was gonna be good for a second
“You will be classified as a national threat” the way he said that💀
Instructions unclear, I am now a man who is dating the zodiac killer's dad.
Man giving me advise:🗿🍷
Me:🤓
Bro this guy has no fears 💀
Girls love it when you break their spine💀💀
You'll be pulling girls so hard that you'll be classified as a national threat💀💀💀
Just put pushing instead of pulling
"The worst she can say is no"
"Gogo gaga"
"the worst she can say is no, right?"
"Gogo gaga"
I can confirm body slamming your crush into the pavement gives you infinite rizz 💀 💀
Instructions unclear:that girl was a iron golem and she yeeted me in Texas💀
Welcome
"A national threat" That part was right.
This video is 100000% accurate i pulled my mo-
The fact is I'm on a date to see Guardians 3...
Bro this helped me so much my crush now loves me and shes also offering her sister
Bros got the two in one family pack
The zodiac sign bit is too true💀💀💀
Bro was a national threat for another reason
Instuctions too clear, I'm now classified as a national threat
Instructions unclear: Earth now has 1 less orphanage.
We pullin in jail with this one
this really helped! thank you royal pear!
Ok now I just gotta live in the ocean since ima national threat
As a girl I would literally die if a someone did this to me 🥰😍
Me sitting in a holding cell wondering what I did wrong
Jim Lahey clip got me rolling on the floor.
“Im dating your dad” 😂😂😂
This video helped a lot thx!
Dk swing is s tier background music
"im dating your dad"
LOL
No, the worst she can say is: "I'm your dad."
Even worse: "But you're my dad..."
instructions unclear, her friend now wants me... *He* scares me
“The worst she can say is no, right?”
“Goo goo ga ga”
AINT NO WAY THIS WORKED 🤣🤣
I was hoping he would give us real tips💀
instructions unclear:i now am labeled as girlfriendless and i have the police after me
Man I'm already a national threat without doing this
Bro is the rizzler 🫡
Instructions Unclear: She now has a restraining order on me.
Bro just added May's bandana to a tropius to make a girl
I thought I was the only one to notice that
good job this works everytime
Well I guess I am a national threat but for the wrong reason
Cool advice! I might use it!
Alt title: How to bully girls and get away with it 💀
The fact this year I went to see Guardians of the Glaxy 3 with my crush makes me feel something between sadness and discomfort.
Technically I'm already a worldwide theat
So this is what happened to sapphires tropius
Dude woke up and chose to be RoyalRizzer
bro just described Nate Wright's whole ideology
"The worst thing she can say is no"
"Googoogaga"
Now I’m in a closet after kim jonoub put me on a watch list
As a woman, I can confirm this is how you heat the room.
RIP To the people who hoped to find solutions for being single in this vid
Yes i accidentally pulled my mom this way
Loved it, I see why you need the girl tropius now lol
And she's may to which was one of the most crushed Pokémon characters for people when they were young
Glad Pear has taken up the mantle as our new Andrew Tate, a true inspiration
Pick up line:
Are you the sun, cause I can't stop staring at you. 😎
She got an restraining order on me🥳