Uber Rating and Girlfriend's Number | Stand-Up Comedy by Somnath Padhy
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- Uber Rating and Girlfriend's Deleted Number | Stand-Up Comedy by Somnath Padhy
Hi, my name is Somnath Padhy and I am a Stand-up Comedian doing standup comedy in India since 2015.
About the Video:
My third full-length stand-up video. It has jokes about my Uber Rating, my experience with someone's girlfriend's phone number, and judgemental people. Hope you guys enjoy it.
Instagram - / somnathpadhy
Enquiries - comedyshotsblr@gmail.com / somanathpadhy@gmail.com
#Uber #Girlfriend #standupcomedy
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team:
Yash Rajiv Barse: / yashrajivbarse
The Habitat Video Team:
Vivian Castelino: / vvn_castelino
Aaditi Hirani:
/ aaditihirani
Harsh Shah:
/ ysoharsh
Editing and Sound Mixing: @JoteenPatro
Smart writing, great delivery. Deserves at least a 2.4
You should consider that career 😂
Underrated comedian, would like to see him growing. Jokes were simple but he presented in a very awesome way.😋😋
Saalo tmlog underrated bol bol ke morale down kr dete ho. He's not underrated. Aur rating bhnchd de kaun rha hai pehle ye bta do
@@divyanshpandey1054 ja na ❤day pehle angreji par pakad bana 🤣
@@saurabhchoudhary8209 angrezi ka pata nahi boss bandiyo pe achi pakad hai , dega kya ? Oh sorry man , what I meant to say was not your , but yours. Hope you got it. And by the way ye English chodna tm jaise mand budhi ka kaam hai , hum Brahman aadmi bhai Hindi hi theek hai.
@@divyanshpandey1054 then use G instead of P in ur last name 🤣, thats suits the most.
@@saurabhchoudhary8209 atleast I have to change Mr.Chod hary
Sasta Sumit Anand!😃
Almost same, but with more energy😀
Nice man!
I was thinking same wtf lol
For this awesome set you deserve 5 out of 5 🤩🤩
The two incidents are very ironic. You helped the guy with your phone and he judged you, terrible thing to do. But the other guy try to help you with your bike's stand and then you tried to judge him. Have you ever thought of the idea that he might have shouted because you were riding away and he wanted to convey his concern before it's too late. Pure reflex. I wouldn't mind if somebody tries to help me even if they do in the top of their voice.
I actually paused and checked! I'm am a four point frikin four eight !!!!!!
Add it to ur CV
Stand up comedy best
Now u r eligible for Nobel prize
I checked and realised I am a 5.0
Woahhh
2.3 star rating zaroor h but comedy worth 2.3 million likes ke jitni kari h honestly! you kill it with every line bro! Became a fan!💥🤩😍
Dude, have call recorder in your phn. Next time apart frm her number you'll also know that he was asking money from his girlfrnd to buy a new phn. 😊
everyrhing is great..
but seems like you tried to copy some stuff from sumit anand which is Ok..
but originality is what makes anyone famous..
though I wish you lot of success.. be yourself
I just played this video to cheer myself up while driving
You made me laugh a lot bro..
Great Job
hahahahahha, 2.3 rating to this video.
Is video ke liye rating 5 out 5 👍🤣🤣🤣
Tbh this set came in my feed thrice and I dodged it, thinking it wouldn't be funny(judged you 😂) but man this set was not only funny but also relatable!! Keep up the good work!!
Bhaiyya Aap Rukiye Me Location Pe AA Rahaa Hu 😂😂😂😂😛😛😛😛
Wadda flow...thats a video of 2032..just released a decade too early.
Thank you:)
Please share it with your friends😀
At least change the fake laugh yaar rest is fine 🙌😇😇
Uber has blocked my number ...as once i shouted at a auto driver for coming late and he just filed a compliant against me ig..so now i cant use uber and its been 2 years😭😭
Watch black mirror's nosedive episode, it's way more scary to watch human being rating each other.
Awesome set dude👍❤️, bdw no jo star mark tha woh toh 957 hai. Lyp sync se pta chl gya🤣🤣
Discovered you aaj and teen ke teen video dekh liye hain
Ab aur chahiyeee
Silly me checking my stars , tho I'm 5😂😎 proud me
🤣😂😂🤣 Outstanding performance bro👌👌
I had a 3.2 rating for months and I didn't know. My friends thought i harass the driver by changing the gear or pulling his seat back or something 🤣🤣😭. Some even thought i beat up the drivers😩😂
Finally some quality humor!
Reminded me of Sumit Anand's style! Good job!
This performance was 10/10 👏😂
I have been using Uber for 6 yrs and didn’t know about the rating until a friend pointed it out. And my rating was 4.8 🎉😅
Wonderful content and the presentation amazing 👏
I opened the Uber app to see my rating, It feels like entering my roll no. to see the result of a competitive exam that I gave, but the rating was 4.12
Sumit Anand asli id se aa
Information: If you use Jio SIM... u can get your outgoing call log in MyJio App...
Ego...You seem like Ek Villain ka Ritesh Deshmukh to me now🤣🤣🤣
I rate this comedy much higher than 2.3👏👏👏
Nice topic much relatable 🤣🤣. By the way I think u r odia🤔
Nice set.. but next time, to get her number, just REDIAL 😎
Where r u bro....need lotz n lotz of more content from your side,so original❤
Dude! How did you find your Ola rating?
Okay so my rating is 4.83😂😂😂
Don't worry som , I give 5 for your pettiness 🤣🤣 lol
My rating is 4.97! Chalo kahi toh I am on the top XD
This would be the 1st time I'm listing to stand up on yt n actually laughing at 2am
Love the way you did your jokes with wonderful sense of humor. Keep it up bro all the very best for your bright future.✌🏻😃👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Watched ur show tonight at Bistro, u were awesum ...ur gang was awesome. Subscribed to ur channel 😍😇
Me wondering about and finding out my uber partner rating at this very moment and seeing it “4.78” as I could rate Mr Somnath’s entertaining skills 🤩…Great job man 🫡👏😂
Sir , thanks for the video 😄, I laughed 😹
2.3 behaviour 😅👏🏻❤️
You have a good perspective about things
1july
Btw I'm having 4.77 😀
I subscribed to you by mistake but didn't undo it.
why using fake laugh? 2.1 😂
The best natural comedian ❤️👍
I actually paused and checked! I’m am a four point frikin eight seven !!!!!!
But Bro sense of humor toh 5 out of 5 hai
Not my was the best thing bhai 🤣🔥
It's not out of 5, it's out of 10 🤣🤣😂
Man 😂 this is really great!!!🙌
Proud of you man! Keep slaying
Someone sees sumit anand 😅😅
And i thought 4.6 is bad
Not bad at all eh, Somnath 👍🏻
Finally ... the wait is over ....
Virat kohli is the best ;)
I am 4.59! So proud rn 😅
Bhai ghara ta kauthi😜anyway loved the performance... 2.3 ⭐
You freaking killed it mannnnn🔥🙌🏻
Hii bro.... Are u odia?
sumit Anand way
Didn't know
Himesh Reshammiya started doing stand up 😂
Good content brother! And thank you for not doing Binomo ad in between, it breaks the consistency!
Good
But I will give it 2.3/5 ( for not telling us her full number)
I wanted to tell you that the word for the guy "helping you with the intention to make you like fool" is condescending, but yeah irony caught up on me 😜😜😜😜
I will give this comedy bit 2.3 stars. because I can't let you win
Sahi mein 2.3 tha...kya yaar..
By the way good going..Ism se bhi koi hai..in stand up achha lagta dekh kar.
I literally paused the video and checked my uber rating...🤣🤣
Even me too the same ..its after, using after quiet some time I got to know that even we get rated and since then I was giving driver rating in front of him so that even he gives me good rating....lol
😂😂😂😂
Mine is 5 bro. Yesss because I always end up breaking up in cabs. I knew it was interesting!
1st thing I did after watching this video is checked my rating on Uber it's 4.3 😅
2.3guy😂
You deserve more subscribers, likes & views.
Thank you:)
Please share it with your friends 😀
@@SomnathPadhy yes i did it
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Superb
Good one
Broo stand.... 😂
Best❤
Niceee
Arre Somnath glad you are back... Was waiting for your video since ages 🤩
Good content bro without any slang ...
Lol
Simply brilliant, after long have come across quality budding talent
Kudos
He deserves more laughter 😂😂😂😂
😃😃😃😃😃
😂😂😂wonderful✨😍
Awesome content !! I am proud of you.. 🤩Not for the uber rating though.. 😜
😜😜😜😃
I had 3.5 😂😂 just checked now man !
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was awesome
❤️
2.2