[BTS Texts] - RM has a new pet!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ม.ค. 2025
- I know you ARMYs can guess what our president Namjoon would want as a pet!
*This is a fanfic*
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Me after watching this video: 🦀 *becoming one with the crabs*🦀🦀🦀🦀
I am crab too now 🦀🦀🦀
Me too🦀🦀🦀🦀
🦀 🦀
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
I'm joining 🦀🦀🦀🦀
nobody:
literally nobody:
not even the seagulls from finding nemo:
namjoon: today’s a good day to get a crab 🦀
Joon: I just love crabs so much
“Searches on google how to become a crab”
Too good
🦀
Click click🦀🦀🦀
Rm:How to become a 🦀
Google:wut the fuck hell noooooo you can not😶😒😳
I searched how to turn into a crab, and this is what I get; *In evolutionary biology, carcinisation (or carcinization) is a hypothesised process whereby crustacean evolves into a crab-like form from a non-crab-like form blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah* ............... Is that helpful?
Cancerians: *laugh in astrological crab*
Yoongi: wait a second where did you find a crab???
Me: *HE STOLE HIS CRAB FROM THE SEAFOOD STORE*
I did not steal anything! I am GoOd BoY~
@@ksjprincee *says the one who breaks everything*
*okey*
@@Nene-rv8yc I don't do it on purpose. 🙄😒
@@ksjprincee I mean- I also break a lot of things but most of the time I do it on purpose 😅 or not idk anymore😒
1:01
Namjoon: Its a crab.
Me: Im not even suprised.
Me: *Hears he got a crab*
Me: Namjoon let me show you something
Me: *plays crab rave*
I'm sure he likes it haha
Hey I love demon sleyer
Tae: we have a new puppy friend for Tannie!
Tannie: new friend?!
RM: no Tannie stay lonely forever
Poor Tannie
I was gonna write another comment but I'm just gonna write it here:
Me: oh RM likes crabs?
Also me: |~•°randomly becomes a crabs and runs looking RM and the rest of the members°•~|
Here's a puppy friend for yeontan: 🐕
🐾💖🤗
@@_gyminnie_8673
Tannie: thank you!!!!!!!!!!
Me: yay he has been screaming for years for a friend
@@lsermchi9485 💖💖🤗😊💜
Things I wish to be:
*Yeontan*
*Jin's pets*
*The camera*
*a crab*
*Min Holly*
*a cat*
*a chicken*
*a dog*
*the floor*
Damn I'm weird
@Emmalee Speigle oooohhhhh~😏
Sh*t my dirty mind-
Yea😏😏
you forgot stingray😂
You forgot water bottle! That's the most important one!!
@@chetnabumra5414 OH MY GAWD ...shouldnt leave the water bottle out 😂
@@chetnabumra5414 oh right. lemme add this
"You can really be adorable hyung" wait so he wasn’t already adorable before Then? ;~;
He's always adorable 💜
P. Parrapio I’m sure we could all agree on that =w=
0:37 his name is 3000 "cause he's gonna love him 3000" Jackson wang has a song called I love you "3000" *tEeHeE*
Edit: ty for the likes UwU
Hahaha! Dun dun dun dun dun dun no spoilers pleasee
the title of that song is a reference to avengers: engage in which Tony stark's daughter tells him that she loves him 3000
@@arianna1571 oop- I honestly did not know that that's actually pretty cool
@@angelic7699 I JUST REALIZED THAT THE AUTOCORRECTOR WROTE ENGAGE INSTEAD OF ENDGAME HVFRLHVIBER I'M SO DUMB
He hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 🐺
Is it bad I kept waiting for someone to say, “we already have Yoonkitty?” whenever living with a crab got mentioned? I mean, he’s crabby so isn’t that close enough?
This video made my crappy day better. It’s snowing here, I had a doctor appt, and we had to get new phones and I hate this thing, so much. At least I finally got TH-cam to work on it.
Loool everyone really likes to make fun of our cute Yoonkitty haha 😻 I hope you are ok, glad the video could help a little 💜
P. Parrapio I’m fine. I just have trouble sleeping and they’re working on fixing it is all. Nothing major.
@@kittyelf1485 K I'm glad it's nothing serious. It's still annoying though, hope it gets better soon!
P. Parrapio thanks. I appreciate that
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP HITTING ME WITH FRIENDS MY POOR HEART
Sorry, if I have to cry, you all have to cry with me! 💜
As a vmin shipper my heart is exploding
WILDOSSYBOSSY I know
Same
that *"what happened soulmate"* just made me soft
Vmin’s Friends is killing meeeee!!!
Same!!
Jimin: says "soulmate"
Me: she's gonna-
BGM: You are my soulmate~
Me: we knew :/
When you’re early but don’t know what to say
Your profile pic is way too hot to handle
Ikr
3:38
Yoongi : stop attacking me i ate food i baughti did nothing wrong
(Sad kitty)
Hobi: it's ok bro i still love you
Me: SOPE IS CONFIRMEEDDDDD 🤩🤩🤩
Jimin is that one friend that always laugh at every jokes but don't want to show it 😂😂
Joon love toward nature and animals are so cute 😊
Awww nooooooo you can't do that to me, I love Vmin's Song sooo much, I cried for 10 Minutes & it suits them so much. ;w;
& Poor Namjoon because of the Crab, I hope the Jungkook and Taehyung brought it alive :D
And my Theory why he doesn't like seafood and crab is that he's secretly a merman owo
I've been crying every day since Friday over two men's friendship lol, I've never been so soft. That song is just too much! I'm sure JK and Tae took good care of the lil crab :) 🧜
Let's cry together ;w;
It such a beautiful Song ;w;
I hope haha :D
The opening always makes me laugh
😁
The Group awwww at the end was the best. Cutie Namjoonie
LMFAO 🤣
My face hurts from laughing and smiling the whole video
The 4 dislikes are from the other crabs Yoongi ate.
Jungkook saying "duh" is hitting me right in the heart.
He's so cuuuuute
@@PParrapio He isssss it hurts sometimes how precious he really is
Me: * watches the video *
Also me after watching the vid: hmmm we're the kookie express at cuz I don't feel like walking today.
No one:
No even a single soul:
No even you:
JUNGKOOK: PaRdOn?!
i loved this, it made my day (my 1 hour and 40 minutes because it's 1:40am lmao) keep doing what you're doing, i purple you 💜
you nice, keep going (the smart words of baby mochi)
Thank you Infires, man! you can be papa mochi💜
Namjoon's love for crab overwhelms him and blinds him to this extend that he end up petting a cooked crab☺😆 so sweet
"Am JK that's what I do", bunny express😆😂😂😂
This makes me want to buy some crabs for Namjoon, he's so adorable with crabs I can't help it, my heart melts 💜💜🌺🌺😂😭👀🤓😊💖💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
I know right? He's so cute!
@@PParrapio So adorable💜🌺🤓
Please buy some for me. People such as Min Yoongi the devil keeps eating them :(
@@kimnamjoon5422, I'll buy all the crabs in the world.
@@sugarplumprincess6833 i want to but i am broke lmao
im watching this in class lol.....
I HAVE TO, IM ADDICTED
Aww 😂
That intro is Golden Maknae material.
Hi P. Parrapio!! I love you and ChinChimTrash, JamJamJ, and Squishy Min Yoongi, but out of all of them you are the most creative!
That's incredibly nice of you to say, thank you so much!
Namjoon: I Love Crabs.
Me: okay!! I'm a crab now.
I’m not worldwide handsome anymore...I’m worldwide crabsome *..-Insert Windshield wiper laugh-..*
Namjoon:i got a new pet
Jin:is it a sugar glider
Jungkook:is it a bunny
Jhope:is it a cat
Namjoon:iTs A cRaB
Me:typical namjoon
i can never get over this intro 😂😂
JK: I am.......
All BTS Member: JAY KEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
This is one of the many reason KIM NAMJOON IS MY BIAS WRECKER AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH FOR ME HE IS JUST JUST PERFECT EVERYTHING HE DOES OR SAYS..ETC
He's so cute without even trying 💜
Video idea:
The one with the stollen hoodie
Emmalee Speigle lol maybeee
Most underrated TH-camr ever
Joon: I'm gonna love him 3000
Me: AHSJDJDKSK MY NAMJIN HEART IS BEATING
Joon: 🦀
Me: oh....
💜🦀🦀🦀
joonie + 🦀 = the definition of wholesome
Omg we really need to fix these walls😂😂 aww they got a crab for joonie
🦀💜
No one:
Namjoon: keeping a cooked crab as a pet
Idea:who stole taehyung’s Gucci collection😂the video is sooo goooddddd!💜❤️🖤❤️ I laughed the whole time😂
Yoonkitty is officially my favourite nickname in the whole universe
😻
the two dislikes are from Yoongi and Jimin
Omg, you are one of the best youtubers in text stories..💜💜
Gurl.... Idk if anyone else has told you this but your intro...... ITS AMAZING.... I mean not even the first 5 secomds of the video and I'am already choking on my water
😆 Thanks!
"Shy in president" and "Disgusted in mochi" were so cute and funny 😂😍❤💜 Also, Hobi 's expression at 1:27 and 6:24 killed me !!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Loved the whole video ❤
💜
who ever is the one who disliked this video
PLEASE STOP
The dislikes are from Australians trying to like.
Ok I am addicted To BTS texts now Especially Your ones😭😭😭
Me seeing the title and just knowing it’s gonna be a crab
Haha :D
i could watch your intro for years and never get bored of it!
Holly shit😂😂😂😂😂 m ur subscriber nd m enjoying ur videos so much. Thank you so much for posting them 😍
7:58 - You mean LeJinD.....?😂😂😂
Such a Jin bias I love him so much!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰
Joonie:i love them so much
Me: how to be a human crab
Google: sorry you aren't worth it
Me: you bis-
Google: sorry namjoon loves crab as animals
Me:trying to become a crab as animal
"l think you befriended my lunch bro"😂I'm ded😂😂
Before watching the video, I got an ad of BTS filter by Jimin, I didn’t even skip the ad lmao, I was jamming to that sh*t.
Hell yeah Filter is so good
YOUR VIDEOS ALWAYS BRIGHTEN MY DAY!
Thanks, I'm glad you like them!! 💜
5:33 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍💜💜💜💜
2:35
IQ 148 : Am I a joke to you?
Vid idea: when jk gets jealous of v and Jimin making Friends and demands that Jimin makes a song with him
Legend says Yoonkitty is still planning to cook Joonie's crab and eat it...
Everybooty get on the taekook express! We are on a mission to make our leader happy and we will succeed, come what may😤💜
Ps. This was unexpectedly wholesome 😆
💜
“A crab I want to catch it”
“It run away”
“A bird”
“It flew away”
I died 😂
That was so tragic lol
3rd!
Yay!😁
Your vids are GREAT! Keep going!
Awww Joonie is soo precious!! Protect!!!
3:13
i swear i have that same plushie
Eevee 💜
P. Parrapio yes 💜 eevee
I just love how everyone is blaming yoongi
Then yoongi is like
*I bought it with My own money for me to eat!! Its not my mistake he became friends with my meal*
😂😂
I just wanted to say...
i LOVE your intro
I love how no matter what yoongi is trying to bargain for joonies crabs 😂
Omg I just found this channel and BTS texts videos and I'm so happy about it :) 💜💜 tbh I loved ChimChimTrash's idea for BTS's texts but I LOVED your idea of using sound as if we're hearing them too (the laughs in this case). That was really original of you, and tbh new, and it made it 10x funnier. Not to mention the pics, gifs and the little notes. They were all amazing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💜💜 I was laughing a lot lmao
Edit: now imma subscribe and be eager each time u upload 💜
Thank you, I appreciate! 💜
That was so funny and cute !! Yea for sure Namjoon's pet would be a crab !
some of these videos make me want to become a crab
Same 😩
I love your vidsss
64th viewer 👌
Love ur content girl! U nice, keep going .
Thank you, lobely!
2:00 THIS EDIT OH MY GOSH
Yoongi is like *it was u* while hobi is like *what did I do?!*
#LeaveYoongiAlone 😔✊
💜✊
1:31 fav line "i think u befriended my lunch,bro"😂😂😂
Your intro is amazing I-
Oh my god, this was the cutest thing ever! 🥺💜💜💜 And I really hope they don't fix those walls 😂
😂💜
You’ve blown up!
Haha I'm so surprised 😊 Thank you cutie!
I love how you making it without using strong language and bad words. please make more video you are awesome.
💜
Chello! Love your channel 💜
Ayo! Thanks!
@@PParrapio of course!
Seriously, why doesn't this have more views? It's hilarious, I loved all the memes and sound effects😂😂😂😂
Liked commented and subscribed
Thanks!
@@PParrapio anytime. Great content by the way
I actually want Namjoon to have a pet crab named ARMY or something 😍😍💜💜💜
heyyy can we get a video w kitty yoongi where bts think he turned into a cat but he was taking a nap or where joonie becomes tiny hehe
edit: hehe tsundere jinnie is cute when he didn’t get food🥺👉👈
"Because I'm gonna love him 3000" That song is superior.
I won't mind if JK abducts me too
Crabs are blessed. I must become a crab now 🦀 🦀 🦀
🦀 🦀
Hi pls give me a shoutout!?😊
The pause in between was really hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 great job 👏👏👏
Y'all tell me...I'm not the only one who died at the intro🤣🤣🤣
This was awesome and joonie loves crabs so much he's such a baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺 please protect him at all costs💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
He's a cutie!
@@PParrapio I know he's the best
Joonie and his crabs are just adorable. ♥
I love jungkook’s “ I am jk it’s what I do.” LOL so funny lmao 😆 🤣🤣😂😊
P. Parrapio, I love your videos so much!! I start laughing even before the videos start! Thank you so very much, lolol.
1:06
I swear I knew it will a crab
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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