Insults, Roasts and Comebacks and Other Stories (Part 1)

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  • Just a compilation of some funny insults and moments from the Thomas and Friends classic series that I decided to make for fun.

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  • @sharkythegw7843
    @sharkythegw7843  2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Hello everyone! I'm just making this comment to let y'all know that I have now made a sequel to this video! Feel free to check it out if you liked this one: th-cam.com/video/qVQebsiCbzM/w-d-xo.html

  • @gabimcclurkin6074
    @gabimcclurkin6074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    I love how everyone is roasting each other, and Edward is probably just like:
    "I live with these people....."

    • @oliverfan72
      @oliverfan72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      No wonder he left Tidmouth for Philip of all characters in Season 21.

    • @Killdane
      @Killdane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@oliverfan72 DONt MEntIoN THaT EPisODe
      -every Edward stan

    • @oliverfan72
      @oliverfan72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Killdane yup!

    • @zepvtbird2024
      @zepvtbird2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Edward lives for the chaos in Tidmouth

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@oliverfan72 Edward Fans: Say that again! Say! That! Again! I dare you! I double dare you!

  • @SonicZilla1234
    @SonicZilla1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    I never realized how unironically funny thomas was

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      4:49 this one had me dead lol😂🤣🤣 and 7:11 “well, we’ll, well, it’s the Brothers Grim, Smashed, Broken and Sunk” lol 7:20 “Call your self a car? Your a disgrace to the road, find yourself a scrapyard” lol

    • @CharlieSaccodance
      @CharlieSaccodance ปีที่แล้ว +25

      My mom used to crack up at the “Percy was speechless” from thomas percy and the dragon

    • @cellbuilder2
      @cellbuilder2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Considering that Thomas is only one year younger than Toby and 6 years older than Gordon (going off his real-life E2 counterpart), Thomas would have had plenty of time to come up with retorts and insults considering all the ones he must have received over the decades.

    • @mr.vorrnyvorrn2516
      @mr.vorrnyvorrn2516 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And who says TTTE is for babies? That's bullshit.

    • @SonicZilla1234
      @SonicZilla1234 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516 THATS WHAT IM SAYING!

  • @PulseBD95
    @PulseBD95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    9:32 Gordon: “peasant”
    Percy: “yes I am pleasant” still sends me to this day.

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The US dub changes it to:
      Gordon - “But he’s filthy!”
      Percy - “But I clean up nice!”
      …for some reason

    • @garrettsmith2776
      @garrettsmith2776 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jakebello7988 Probably to not offend any rural residents.

    • @EggsBenAddict
      @EggsBenAddict ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@garrettsmith2776 Dear Britt Allcroft, as a member of the peasant community...

    • @PinoyRicochet
      @PinoyRicochet ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jakebello7988 Since Alec Baldwin was narrating it and his affiliation with Hollywood, I think the change was made to avoid the class system the message possibly could have given (i.e. A Hollywood actor calling a hardworking member of society (Percy) a "peasant".) After listening to the UK dub, I kinda wish Baldwin went through with saying it back then.

    • @jordandorsett3106
      @jordandorsett3106 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jakebello7988 percy: I clean my act

  • @AlcoLoco251
    @AlcoLoco251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    1:28 The funniest part about this roast is that there actually was a British steam engine nicknamed the Galloping Sausage and it was a very unsuccessful engine. So any engine being called a Galloping Sausage is an automatic insult. The fact that Awdry himself came up with that truly shows the hidden attention to detail he put in his stories.

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      maybe because gordon is actually the galloping sausage
      quick get fryingxpan REEEEady

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The engine was the LNER W1, also nicknamed “Hush Hush”

    • @JamieTheGamie
      @JamieTheGamie ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jakebello7988 Holy crap this whole time I thought its name was Hush Hush, I had no idea that was a nickname

    • @jordandorsett3106
      @jordandorsett3106 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@jakebello7988that is Correct

    • @jordandorsett3106
      @jordandorsett3106 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JamieTheGamieLNER W1's Real name's British Enterprise

  • @Conman_57
    @Conman_57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    You forgot this roast:
    Percy: Alright then....Arlesdale End.
    Toby: That's my home!
    Percy: That's why I like it. Especially when you're there and not here.
    Toby: D:

    • @sharkythegw7843
      @sharkythegw7843  3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I missed a lot of roasts. I plan to make a part 2 to this video at some point.

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@sharkythegw7843 Thinking about it, you also forgot "fatface"

    • @IndustrialParrot2816
      @IndustrialParrot2816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ROASTED!

    • @PhenomenalJec
      @PhenomenalJec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Still the hottest roast in the entire series

    • @RoseSupreme
      @RoseSupreme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hands down one of the most savage.

  • @markhenry5294
    @markhenry5294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    "Engines don't wear scarves." "Engines with proper funnels do." Replied Percy, "You've only got a small one."

    • @markhenry5294
      @markhenry5294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Pingas

    • @darthgamer6080
      @darthgamer6080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Henree haz smol pp

    • @hazyhope._.
      @hazyhope._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @geary Gordon has wide pp

    • @Ty-yt3lj
      @Ty-yt3lj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That's what she said

    • @brodster7042
      @brodster7042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@hazyhope._. especially s25 Gordon he got a cauldron for a funnel

  • @rusva3755
    @rusva3755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    0:27 “You’re too fat you need exercise!”
    The funniest part about that insult is how the heck Thomas expects Henry to exercise?! 🤣

    • @Jothomas214
      @Jothomas214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      By pulling some empty trucks and empty coaches? 🤨

    • @josephtrainonthetrack
      @josephtrainonthetrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I can see it now... ***s k i n n y*** Henry.

    • @LegoBob4123
      @LegoBob4123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Maybe he wants Henry to pull his heavy trucks for him while he takes a rest

    • @tonybusch8771
      @tonybusch8771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Henry: Please! I’m fat? You’re the one with the extended side tanks, if anyone’s fat, it’s you.

    • @josephtrainonthetrack
      @josephtrainonthetrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@tonybusch8771 Thomas: Uhh...I'm not fat! I'm *T H I C C.*
      Henry: Did you know that "thicc" is the African word for "fat"?
      Thomas: ...

  • @cloudedarctrooper
    @cloudedarctrooper ปีที่แล้ว +156

    5:15
    Sir Handel: "I didn't think-"
    Sir Toppham: "you never do."

    • @ItsDelano
      @ItsDelano 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      This one was actually funny

  • @ThatVincion
    @ThatVincion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Edward never says a word.
    He's probably like "Kids nowadays"

    • @michaelbreckshot6589
      @michaelbreckshot6589 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Makes sense. He's been around since the 19th century

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “This is what I have to live with”

    • @poppyteinor1163
      @poppyteinor1163 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ‘Jumping Jobi Wood’
      Edward: nO i AiNt GoInG oN tHAt Sh*t AgAiN

  • @LoyalmoonieProductions
    @LoyalmoonieProductions ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "Tunnels are *_NOT_* dance floors, and you are not a pop star!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @systemshocker2875
      @systemshocker2875 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I still cant get over the camera just shifting upwards to show his funnel

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      5:33: I know people say Sir Topham Hatt is not one to resort to having train engines be scrapped, but can you imagine him nowadays saying stuff like this?

  • @DCT-tt8ib
    @DCT-tt8ib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    1:25 My man is facing getting kicked off the mainline and the only thought on his mind is “Damn it! Why didn’t I think of that first?!”

    • @sharkythegw7843
      @sharkythegw7843  3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Duck is a total savage lol

    • @averytubestudios
      @averytubestudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's S2 Duck for you. A great character study honestly.

    • @AshleesBathroom
      @AshleesBathroom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thinking of the important things here, isnt he?

    • @DieselD7101
      @DieselD7101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s why Duck is the best character ngl

  • @theracingdriver303jr4
    @theracingdriver303jr4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    -"Well,Well,Well Look the brothers Grimm, Smashed,Broken and sunk"
    Classic Underrated Thomas Line

    • @Jothomas214
      @Jothomas214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They deserve it actually

    • @theracingdriver303jr4
      @theracingdriver303jr4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Jothomas214 Yeah they did. They were acting like major (You know what to) to the engines.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “What’s this lump of steaming scrap iron?”
      -Percy

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of my favorites lol

  • @joseraynortibor334
    @joseraynortibor334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    9:14
    Other engines: *comes up with a funny joke*
    Gordon: D I S G R A C E F U L

    • @MEAGABOI1269
      @MEAGABOI1269 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      James:D I S G U S T I N G

    • @loganfriend8018
      @loganfriend8018 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thomas: joking insult
      Henry: original insult
      Gordon: catchphrase insult
      James: stupid joke

    • @loganfriend8018
      @loganfriend8018 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MEAGABOI1269 Henry: D I S P I C A B L E

    • @SparklingJam
      @SparklingJam 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thomas: *calls Percy a snack*
      Henry and James: *make puns*
      Gordon: you should scrap yourself NOW

  • @EyelashBug800
    @EyelashBug800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    For a children's show, I never realized how often the trains were roasting each other

    • @GavinsBazaar313
      @GavinsBazaar313 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Rev Awdry has said you're not just writing for kids but, for the parents who have to read these stories over and over again. He made the show and the books for everyone, not just children.

  • @StealthDoctor
    @StealthDoctor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    It's these insults and roasts that made me glad I grew up with these series.
    They remind me that no matter how kind and nice I am, I won't get along with everyone I meet, made me have tougher skin and helped me learn to have a laugh when I am getting teased with family, friends and coworkers.

    • @TheBamaPrinceable
      @TheBamaPrinceable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In short, this show is LIFE.
      Or rather, was LIFE.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Really, I apparently watched this show when I was little and all I remember is Thomas Comes to Breakfast.

    • @s1mon512
      @s1mon512 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gothnerd887 that episode scared the crap out of me when i was like 3 or something

    • @GoldenMushroom64
      @GoldenMushroom64 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here actually… I already know not everyone will like me so I don’t bother getting offended if they don’t.

    • @TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden
      @TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here, though sarcasm wasn’t really used around me a lot.

  • @wodekw6862
    @wodekw6862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Peter Sam: Why didn't you warn me?
    Sir Handel: I didn't think
    Sir Topphat: You never do
    Lamo, shit is just perfect

    • @YimYum911
      @YimYum911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lamo your right

    • @SonicsOfClubPenguin
      @SonicsOfClubPenguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fat crontoller roasted sir Handel Xd

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SonicsOfClubPenguin hes gangsta until he sends him to where he sent sir handel

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sir Topham Hatt: You can start while you’re doing Peter Sam’s work, as well as your own.

    • @S.M.A..
      @S.M.A.. หลายเดือนก่อน

      People at MATTEL in a nutshell.

  • @zzz_naptime
    @zzz_naptime ปีที่แล้ว +88

    7:19 I'M HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER "CALL YOURSELF A CAR YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE ROAD"

  • @thehedgebot99mph90
    @thehedgebot99mph90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Children shows today: NOOOO U CAN'T CALL HIM A BULLY HE'S MISUNDERSTOOD
    Thomas season 1:

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Idk. Alot of them are more wacky and zany. Unless you're talking about baby shows.

    • @bentheg9793
      @bentheg9793 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@neonfroot Yeah a lot of them today appear to have taken cues from a certain reverend and his son

    • @SoraFan23
      @SoraFan23 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      See back then it wasn't always "Happy" and "Joyful" it felt more realistic.

    • @galaxyverse1546
      @galaxyverse1546 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@SoraFan23I know.

  • @AndreaJimenezdarkenginner
    @AndreaJimenezdarkenginner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    How must Edward feel at being the only one of his friends that isn't in the mood of fighting 24/7?

    • @HPSmugscraft
      @HPSmugscraft ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Edward is the chill old bro.

    • @LegendaryCaptain
      @LegendaryCaptain ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@HPSmugscraft no wonder why he's barely at Tidmouth sheds in seasons 3-7 instead it's usually Toby or Duck who probably find this shit entertaining as fuck 😂

    • @plaina3806
      @plaina3806 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@LegendaryCaptainToby lives for that stuff.

  • @joelharris1335
    @joelharris1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    James: What dirty objects!
    Toby: James, Why are you red?
    James: I'm a really splended, ready for anything, you'll never see my paint dirty!
    Toby: Oh! That's why you once needed bootlaces... To be ready I suppose!

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s Toby for you; a neutral agent of chaos always waiting to strike.

    • @SoraFan23
      @SoraFan23 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Narrorator: James went Redder than ever than SNORTED off!

    • @SeanMcReynolds025
      @SeanMcReynolds025 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      James: 😡🤬

  • @Smudgerthetankengine
    @Smudgerthetankengine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    5:42 "I shall cut you down to size"
    The Fat Controller was going to neuter Duncan if he didn't behave

    • @sharkythegw7843
      @sharkythegw7843  3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It's a pretty fucked up threat when you stop to think about it 😂

    • @Jothomas214
      @Jothomas214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      How racist to a Scottish train

    • @SethsterFilms
      @SethsterFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      he's just like ''I will literally remove the support to your basic functions and make it harder to exist properly. Behave.''

    • @clubmunro9214
      @clubmunro9214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao

    • @DrasticFox2004
      @DrasticFox2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      DANG, that is so dark 😂

  • @jawaon1771
    @jawaon1771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    3:57 Damn Percy you didn’t have to do Henry that . 😂😂😂

    • @jokelethkurueisner9229
      @jokelethkurueisner9229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      As an adult, I finally understand the joke 😂

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol if percy is face to face view hes probably dead from so much scare from henry's face alone

    • @epicguy7479
      @epicguy7479 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hackerman203 Pretty sure that he wouldn’t be scared, since that he sees his friends faces daily

    • @retrobitadam
      @retrobitadam 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what about sir duncan?

    • @YeomasBros.2008
      @YeomasBros.2008 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was straight up a penis joke

  • @simplybtw
    @simplybtw ปีที่แล้ว +107

    nah George basically telling Caroline to kill herself at 7:18 is the best insult in Thomas' history

    • @erintwomey3846
      @erintwomey3846 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When you think about it, it's basically telling someone to commit suicide...which isn't very funny at all...🙁🙁😔😔

    • @CADBURYBBQ_GOD
      @CADBURYBBQ_GOD ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@erintwomey3846 🤓

    • @GjoobAndSkarmory
      @GjoobAndSkarmory ปีที่แล้ว +1

    • @rusva3755
      @rusva3755 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro used the “kys” term around 2 decades before it was popular

    • @CaolanBrannigan
      @CaolanBrannigan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jesus Christ

  • @jamesparker1127
    @jamesparker1127 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    7:30 Thomas: Why James? I'm the one who needs a new coat! Look at me.
    James: I'd rather not... 🤣
    One of the funniest insults in the whole series.

    • @jessicaburdell7779
      @jessicaburdell7779 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James is likely the most savage of the series, when it's not either Henry or Gordon taking up the next spot for the best roasts

    • @corgisdie1028
      @corgisdie1028 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Your color's nice, James. Pity about your face though.
      Same episode, by the way.

    • @jamesparker1127
      @jamesparker1127 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@corgisdie1028 😂😂😂

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@corgisdie1028 loool it’s at 7:50 btw, Bill and Ben, and the trucks have some of the best roasts

  • @jayforerunner965
    @jayforerunner965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    7:30
    Thomas: why James?! I’m the one who needs a new coat, look at me!
    James: I’d rather not, you’re not a pleasant sight and wouldn’t understand the needs of a really important engine.
    Damn james 💀

  • @wills_corner
    @wills_corner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    1:30 Gordon was so pissed he strained his muscles and got a lazy eye

  • @honeybrown88
    @honeybrown88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I love how Douglas is just sitting there while Donald sis beating the shit out the spiteful brakevan

  • @Mattcai2004
    @Mattcai2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    7:10 my favourite one. Pure gold

  • @soumyashreebiswal14
    @soumyashreebiswal14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    0:26 Damn, Thomas. You roasting, savage, punk.

    • @tonybusch8771
      @tonybusch8771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thomas: EXCUSE ME?! 😡😡😡😡😡

    • @princessnewfriendtheloveai3028
      @princessnewfriendtheloveai3028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tonybusch8771 new friend : gordon not really nice for thomas 😤😤😤😤😤

    • @tonybusch8771
      @tonybusch8771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@princessnewfriendtheloveai3028, Yeah, I Know, Right? I mean, The Nerve of that Big Blue Bully! 😤😠😡🤬

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SILENCE(breaks every single glass in existence in sodor)

  • @Double_D__
    @Double_D__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    If anything, I think the frequency and heat of their roasts shows how close they all are to each other.

    • @sharkythegw7843
      @sharkythegw7843  2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah, it often feels like banter between friends

  • @robertrowley4929
    @robertrowley4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The exchange between George and Sir Handel was legendary. George Carlin’s delivery was perfectly timed!

    • @navchinna
      @navchinna ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Actually, Im better. Goodbye!"

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Love George Carlin's narration.

  • @loganfriend8018
    @loganfriend8018 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    10:02
    Thomas: *low key whisper* so, what do you think of Spencer now?
    James: TOO MUCH PUFF AND NOT ENOUGH STEAM

  • @epiccogman7959
    @epiccogman7959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    You really should’ve added this:
    James: Did you lose your way Gordon?
    Gordon: No, it was lost for me I was switched off the mainline and onto the loop, and I had to go all around and back again
    James: Perhaps it was *INSTINCT*

    • @Hypershadic23
      @Hypershadic23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Autonomous Ultra Instinct*

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      gordon decided to rip him apart

  • @TheSudrianQueen
    @TheSudrianQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    *meanwhile in the distance *
    Edward The Blue Engine: ._. Jesus christ........

    • @s.p.d.magentaranger1822
      @s.p.d.magentaranger1822 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "I live with these people...."

    • @JZJ7777
      @JZJ7777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ‘And I live with these engines,’ he thinks.

  • @lorrainebeaton1801
    @lorrainebeaton1801 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    8:58 "well gordon" the fat controler said. "You wanted to show salty thing or to and you've certanily done that, you've shown him how silly it is to ignore go slow signs"

    • @SoraFan23
      @SoraFan23 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Sorry Sir...." said Gordon and he let off a sad wheesh of steam.

  • @Trackmaster_Tehachapi
    @Trackmaster_Tehachapi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    7:50 probably my favorite insult

  • @jtsmith1817
    @jtsmith1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    0:53 "Toby & Percy were sent to Hell”

    • @Jothomas214
      @Jothomas214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thanks, now I can never unhear it 😂😂😂

    • @USER-LlewisTLDB
      @USER-LlewisTLDB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was a hidden adult joke

    • @wills_corner
      @wills_corner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Take my like and leave, you bastard

    • @theadcollector3250
      @theadcollector3250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "...and they came as quickly as they could."

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m dead lol😂🤣

  • @clockwork3494
    @clockwork3494 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love the fact that despite being a show from the 80's most of these have aged like fine wine and are such hilariously good insults.
    Thomas: "Why James? _I'm_ the one that needs a new coat, look at me!"
    James: "I'd rather not, you're not a pleasant sight."

  • @ppdeliveryman69
    @ppdeliveryman69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The lori's where roasting tf outta everyone yet in the end they got served a fat slice of humble pie.

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah and Percy thru their own roast back at them lol

    • @LegendaryCaptain
      @LegendaryCaptain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup smashed broken and sunk 😂

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LegendaryCaptain that was one of Thomas’s most iconic roasts imo 😂

  • @Prettybabexo21
    @Prettybabexo21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Back when Thomas, Percy, & Toby were the Kings of Clapbacks and Savagery

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s why they are the true big three.

    • @LegendaryCaptain
      @LegendaryCaptain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      James Gordon and Henry are their main victims 😂
      Also season 1 and 2 Thomas's character had 0 filter that was him at his best 😂

  • @jonathanwallis3300
    @jonathanwallis3300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “It’s ONLY children Percy” said James. “A Lonely child is what you’re going to be when I sell you.”

    • @Captain_Timezone
      @Captain_Timezone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The spiteful brake van: that was stolen! And I suppose you stole your life from the scrap yard

    • @lightningmckween
      @lightningmckween 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WRONG PBS SHOW
      Ik you joking

    • @KaloTerni
      @KaloTerni ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arthur read reference

  • @joelharris1335
    @joelharris1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Henry: Well well well, did you like the water?
    Percy: No
    Henry: I am surprised, you need more determination Percy! Water is nothing to an engine, you know! You might like it better next time.

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      3 seasons
      3 seasons late karma

  • @hazarddragoon1617
    @hazarddragoon1617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    7:24- lmao, George, u didn't have to end her like that. Calling her a disgrace is one thing, but telling her to find a scrap yard is a whole nother thing.

    • @sharkythegw7843
      @sharkythegw7843  2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He practically told her to kill herself 💀

    • @Ucanttracethisbacktome
      @Ucanttracethisbacktome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro over here looking like a season 1 truck 😂

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Caroline: the only disgrace to the road here is you George

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol never knew i would hate george w/o carlin

    • @Jeremiah_Rivers76
      @Jeremiah_Rivers76 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sharkythegw7843 That’s up there with Plankton telling that kid’s father’s grandmother, “Someone should put you in a box floatin’ down the river, grandma!”

  • @josephtrainonthetrack
    @josephtrainonthetrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    6:18 This one is easily the best...the tone...that thug-life departure...okay, other kids shows, your move.

  • @fortimusprime
    @fortimusprime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    My goodness… this show was SAVAGE!😂

  • @edmilsongoncalves6370
    @edmilsongoncalves6370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    6:24 Actually... i'm better
    Goodbye!

  • @phantomstrider
    @phantomstrider 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0:26 Whoa! That caught me by surprise 😆 Thomas certainly can speak his mind without filter

  • @ppheard1254
    @ppheard1254 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:28 The fact that The Fat Controller nearly laughed himself only makes the names more effective

  • @Antonio-is2cn
    @Antonio-is2cn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This aspect made Thomas & Friends more "mature" as a kids show which made it stand out to me as kid. As they're essentially coworkers or college students giving eachother sass while still being friends!

    • @armorpro573
      @armorpro573 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly. You never see this type of dialogue nowadays

  • @gabriellevalentine2057
    @gabriellevalentine2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    A kid’s show talking about funnel sizes and quaking yourself! 🤣🤣

  • @Koopa126
    @Koopa126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The writing was so clever back in the good old days.

  • @NorthWestern1919
    @NorthWestern1919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Viaduct: **Collapses, killing Henry, his passengers, and the workmen.**
    Thomas: *_I CaN fInAlLy RuN mY tRaIn On TiMe!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!_*

  • @IronyAmI
    @IronyAmI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Thomas and friends wrote the book on roasting, and Arthur published it
    Best one @ 4:52

    • @Jothomas214
      @Jothomas214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They basically called him “trash.” 😂😂😂😂

    • @blind_t2
      @blind_t2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jothomas214 shots fired! Shots fired!

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr 😂🤣🤣

    • @BRYMUSFREAKINPRIME
      @BRYMUSFREAKINPRIME 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Damn 🤣

  • @wagonmasher2008
    @wagonmasher2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    perfectly cut gordon scream 3:28

    • @Jothomas214
      @Jothomas214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Gordon was alarmed.
      “I-

    • @muhammadfadhiil5992
      @muhammadfadhiil5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Jothomas214 and Gordon was never seen ever again...

    • @nirwanidrus2
      @nirwanidrus2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I AM GORDON! STOP! STOP!

    • @lorrainebeaton1801
      @lorrainebeaton1801 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But those crosseyes XD

  • @joelharris1335
    @joelharris1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Sir Handle: What a small shed! This won't do at all, I'm much to smart for this old shack!
    Peter Sam: I think it's nice.
    Sir Handle: Huh! What's that rubbish!?

  • @michel4rthur
    @michel4rthur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Duck called me a 'galloping sausage'!" spluttered Gordon.

  • @Team86_Official
    @Team86_Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Forgot this one:
    James:did you lose your way gordon?
    Gordon:no it was lost for me I was switched off the mainline onto the loop I had to go all around and back again
    James:Perhaps it was *INSTINCT*
    Me:OHHHHHH GORDON JUST GOT BURNED

  • @Divine.Prince
    @Divine.Prince 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love how henry looks directly at the camera when thomas calls him fat

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @therat4628
      @therat4628 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So that's why the American dub change it

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therat4628 It became “You’re too slow!”

    • @stinkyroadhog1347
      @stinkyroadhog1347 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's totally thinking "Can you believe this shit?"

  • @drwhofan90tardis14
    @drwhofan90tardis14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    2:34 2:35 that scream is priceless,bed one ringo ever done

  • @dolphincrescent54
    @dolphincrescent54 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:00 Just you toodle off!
    Toby: So, you've chosen death.
    Next scene: Karma 😏

  • @josephtrainonthetrack
    @josephtrainonthetrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    4:28 Guys, if this wasn't a kid's show, we all know what Duck *really* would've said. (BTW, this is an awesome Thomas & Friends video. Seriously, the roasts in this show are even more legendary than those in SpongeBob.)

    • @xela4183
      @xela4183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's a duck, what other thing would you expect him to say?

    • @Planefan1000
      @Planefan1000 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not like that. What Duck's saying is more in the vein of an "(x) yourself" retort, throwing the offending insult right back at the offender. Same as Gordon saying "Hurry up, you" and Thomas saying "Hurry yourself!"

    • @josephtrainonthetrack
      @josephtrainonthetrack ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Planefan1000 Ah, that makes sense. Still...I _do_ like to think that the engines of Sodor are a bit _salty_ behind the scenes. (Not that they aren't, _especially_ in season 5!)

  • @myriadmediamusings
    @myriadmediamusings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I distinctly remember the US narration toning down the Thomas and Henry exchange, with Thomas calling Henry slow instead of fat.

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm from the US and grew up with the Ringo version and remembered thomas calling Henry fat

    • @dustynutz2175
      @dustynutz2175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's because of "politics" I think so they changed it

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xblade149 I’m American too

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      every american wants thomas to die after the ringo us dub

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You likely had the DVD “The Early Years” which featured the UK narrations of Season 1

  • @ezrapotter4631
    @ezrapotter4631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    1:56 Thomas’ eyes are super wonky

    • @tonybusch8771
      @tonybusch8771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thomas: SAY WHAT?! 😡

    • @Angela.Perkins
      @Angela.Perkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least it's not his whistle.

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      henry's eyes as well
      pls dont stare at me henry

    • @Nikio_Patterson
      @Nikio_Patterson ปีที่แล้ว

      THATS DEFINITELY A GOOF

    • @confusedboi0107
      @confusedboi0107 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is why I hate Season 2

  • @CharlieSaccodance
    @CharlieSaccodance ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Around 1:35 Diesel lurking in the background being messy all proud of himself

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like Iago to their Othello.

  • @lorrainebeaton1801
    @lorrainebeaton1801 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    3:36 damn thomas, didnt had to do percy like that 😂

    • @GoldenMushroom64
      @GoldenMushroom64 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HOLY SHIT THOMAS GAVE NO F***s

    • @rusva3755
      @rusva3755 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *BRO VAPORIZED PERCY WITH DEM ROASTS*

  • @insert_username4278
    @insert_username4278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:02 Men, Percy has taken it too far if you've asked me.

  • @PPEFwatch
    @PPEFwatch ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I never noticed how brutal these were or that they existed at all as a little kid. Like when Thomas said "Just look at me" and James replied with "I'd rather not", I felt that. Also the fact that these guys fat shamed Henry and Gordon was kinda random but I loved it

  • @Electric_a.k.a_kool
    @Electric_a.k.a_kool 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    First 7 seasons were SAVAGE💀

  • @LiteralTable756
    @LiteralTable756 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thomas’ double take when Henry says he’s the only danger on the rails in “Something In The Air” is something I never recognized as a kid, but now that I’m an adult it’s so funny. 😆

  • @BenBanjo87
    @BenBanjo87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "In other words your career is...hm-hm-hm...'on the line'! Need I say more?!"

    • @darioguerrero2580
      @darioguerrero2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That look on Duncan's face said it all

  • @mrviking2mcall212
    @mrviking2mcall212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Other kids’ shows: YAY WE’RE ALL CONSTANTLY HAPPY FOR NO REASON! FRIENDSHIP AND KINDNESS ARE THE SOLUTIONS TO EVERYTHING!
    Thomas the Tank Engine: Hello, fatface!

    • @Mattblox8080
      @Mattblox8080 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And yet Thomas is apparently the baby show…

  • @LegendaryCaptain
    @LegendaryCaptain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Poor Henry feels like such a common target 😂
    "You're too fat you need exercise"
    "My My henry I'm sure you got some fishy tales to tell"
    "If you can't push cars properly henry why don't you go talk to the trees"
    And my favorite
    "Engines with proper funnels do you only got a small one"
    😂

  • @MarioSonicPhillyFan700
    @MarioSonicPhillyFan700 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Can we all agree James has the best angry face?

  • @KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb
    @KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This sounds like a 7+ show instead of a regular preschool show now.

  • @allisonkrueger8330
    @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    7:11 best roast yet 😂🤣🤣
    “Well, well, we’ll, it’s the brothers Grim, smashed, broken, and sunk lol

    • @BRYMUSFREAKINPRIME
      @BRYMUSFREAKINPRIME 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      4:57 this one is better 🤣

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BRYMUSFREAKINPRIME Ben’s roast after that was brutal tho 😂

  • @terencewilliammckenna6121
    @terencewilliammckenna6121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    James: Edward's so impossible! He clanks about like a lot of old iron, and he's so slow that he makes us wait.
    Percy: Old iron, slow!?
    Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day!
    James: Really? I should like to see him do it!

  • @joelharris1335
    @joelharris1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    D261: Not bad, I've seen worse, at least your all clean!
    D261: It's not your fault, your controller should scrap you and get engines like me! A drop of oil, a touch on the starter and I'm off, no bother no waiting, they have fuss about for hours until your ready!

  • @meek9168
    @meek9168 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If Duck was part of the main roster, he would nonstop roast the others. He is too good.

  • @Jothomas214
    @Jothomas214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:52
    GC: Dun-
    Me: -kin’ Donuts?

  • @allisonkrueger8330
    @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:39 the twin on the left looks like he had a brain fart with those wonky eyes and that face lol🤣

  • @flainfan
    @flainfan ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The engines really are good at roasting each other. And I love it.

  • @mphibianluigi5396
    @mphibianluigi5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Ringo Starr and George Carlin are the best narrators in Thomas

  • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
    @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    6:09 is likely my favourite, but it's so hard to pick. Everyone just has it out for everyone!

    • @Jothomas214
      @Jothomas214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “Actually.....
      I’m *better.”*

    • @josephtrainonthetrack
      @josephtrainonthetrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's the pause that gets it for me...because Sir Handel delivered that line so well, George will require more than an "F" in the chat...too bad no one's going to give him more than that. 🤣

  • @BoygeyMario
    @BoygeyMario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    0:27 Easily the best insult! Thomas should say that to a TF2 Heavy!

  • @motorwayt-s628
    @motorwayt-s628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You forgot “you’re just a small red engine with thoughts above your station”

  • @NotUrAverageDawg
    @NotUrAverageDawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    6:50 the only time i saw toby really pissed XD

    • @allisonkrueger8330
      @allisonkrueger8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      6:52 he looks about ready to smash the lorry to smithereens lol😂

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im sorry toby but
      YOU are tge obe tfat velongs to a meuseum

  • @djmutt2000
    @djmutt2000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “The engines are not just Really Useful, but they're also Really Funny” - TV Tropes

  • @joelharris1335
    @joelharris1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Duncan: Huh! I know my way about, I don't smell diesels to tell me what to do!

  • @sillylucarioandsiraaronfan
    @sillylucarioandsiraaronfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Damn, this series (the model series ) gives me nostalgia vibes. Since i had servre Autism, this series was so relaxing and gentle to watch when i was a little girl but these insults are probably the best in any show ever!

  • @blubel12
    @blubel12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    3:20
    “No bill! This lot is useless for scrap we’ll take it to the Harbour and dump it in the sea!”
    Gordon was alarmed.
    “Wha-“

    • @wodekw6862
      @wodekw6862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Top 10 words before accident

    • @chrisrichardson1091
      @chrisrichardson1091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s Harbour Actually. 😕

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but gordon tricked them gordon ran until he found himself behind those two,he pushed them he GAINED speed bill or ben gained so much speed
      they derailed

    • @KadesKove
      @KadesKove 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisrichardson1091 Harbor, harbour, doesn't matter, still the same word, just a different regional spelling.

  • @CWPage
    @CWPage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Duck: I’m Great Western, and I’m--
    Donald: Quack quack quack!
    Duck: What?
    Donald: You heard, quack quack you go, sounds like you’re an egg lay. Now whis can let an engine sleep.
    Duck: Quack yourself! 🤬
    It’s the first time I have ever heard that line. Lol 😂

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like “go quack yourself!” 😂

    • @sverein7359
      @sverein7359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertrowley4929 if we know what that "quack" REALLY means... technically "quack" himself it's kinda possible...he has a twin so...

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sverein7359 ha ha ha! Even better!

    • @sverein7359
      @sverein7359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertrowley4929 why? Wut Lol

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sverein7359 since they’re identical twins...think about it.

  • @darioguerrero2580
    @darioguerrero2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Percy: I can't see any, where are they?
    Gordon: Any what??
    Ideas above the station, the sky's empty
    James (laughing): Like your smokebox, Percy!!

  • @jordandorsett3106
    @jordandorsett3106 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:57 PETER SAM SAID AGAIN AND AGAIN, HIS NEW FUNNEL WILL PUT OURS TO SHAME, WENT INTO THE TUNNEL AND LOST HIS OLD FUNNEL, NOW HIS FAMOUS NEW FUNNELS A DRAIN!!!!!!!!! XD 😆 🤣

    • @user-JQL837UOV
      @user-JQL837UOV ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To the tune of boys and girls come out to play

  • @TheRealDylanTRM
    @TheRealDylanTRM ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I never realized how savage Thomas was.

  • @ancientictac6278
    @ancientictac6278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Actually,
    I'm better. Goodbye".

  • @MovieFan1912
    @MovieFan1912 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:33-5:52 I’m just going let the very choice words and Duncan’s reaction speak for themselves.

  • @edmilsongoncalves6370
    @edmilsongoncalves6370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    3:23 the best one

  • @riley1049
    @riley1049 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    2:16 George Carlin's narration while doing the Scottish accent as Donald and Douglas is funnier.

  • @stojicgaming893
    @stojicgaming893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sir handle doesnt have to pretend he is better then george
    because he is

    • @erintwomey3846
      @erintwomey3846 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen to that

    • @IndominusRex315
      @IndominusRex315 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @stojicgaming893 I love you profile pic it’s hilarious 🤣😂😁