you may not be able to fit a mountain in a jail ... but whats stopping you from fitting the jail into the mountain?? -- then BOOM goes the Bomb Mountain killing EVERYONE in the jail!!
Working guru kream trump trump it mp uh OP top romp DC OP Russian fuck ğ jk u thottttttttOooooffffffu are over weight 2519 . Text when you head out.:( :D :D >( :Z O_o B)
h R.I.P. to B.I.G. Classic shit [Verse 1] I'm lookin' for a nigga to give some babies A handful of Weezy, sprinkle of Dave East Man, I ain't got no type like Jxmmi and Swae Lees But if he can't fuck three times a night-peace! I tried to fuck 50 for a powerful hour But all that nigga wanna do is talk Power for hours B-beat the pussy up, make sure it's a K-O Step your banks up like you're movin' that yayo Somebody go and make sure Karrueche okay though I heard she think I'm tryna give the coochie to Quavo They always wanna beat it up, goon up the pussy Man, maybe I should let him autotune up the pussy All these Bow Wow Challenge niggas lyin' and shit Man, these Fetty Wap niggas stay eyein' my shit Drake worth a hundred milli, always buyin' me shit But I don't know if the pussy wet or if he cryin' and shit Meek still be in my DMs, I be havin' to duck him "I used to pray for times like this" face-ass when I fuck him Man, Uzi is my baby, he ain't takin' a L But he took it literally when I said "Go to hell!" Used to fuck with Young Thug, I ain't addressin' this shit C-caught him in my dressing room, stealin' dresses and shit I used to give this nigga with a lisp testers and shit How you want the pu-thy? Can't say your S's and shit [Chorus] Dreams of fuckin' one of these little rappers I'm just playin', but I'm sayin' (B-B-B-Barbie) Dreams of fuckin' one of these little rappers I'm just playin', but I'm sayin' (B-B-B-Barbie) Dreams of fuckin' one of these little rappers I'm just playin', but I'm sayin' (B-B-B-Barbie, B-B-B-Barbie) Dreams of fuckin' one of these little rappers I'm just playin', but I'm sayin' (Barbie Dreams, B-B-B-Barbie) [Verse 2] I remember when I used to have a crush on Special Ed Shoutout Desiigner 'cause he made it out of special ed You wanna fuck me, you gotta give some special head 'Cause this pussy had these niggas on some special meds Like Mike Tyson he was bitin' my shit Talkin' 'bout, "Yo, why you got these niggas fightin' and shit?" On the, on the real, I should make these niggas scrap for the pussy Young M.A and Lady Luck, get the strap for this pussy, uh And I woulda had Odell Beckham bangin' the cake 'Til I saw him hoppin' out of cars dancin' to Drake I been a five-star bitch, man, word to Gotti I'ma do that nigga Future dirty, word to Scottie Had to cancel DJ Khaled, boy, we ain't speakin' Ain't no fat nigga tellin' me what he ain't eatin' YG and The Game with the hammer yellin', "Gang! Gang!" This ain’t what I meant when I said a gang bang Tekashi want a ménage, I said "tre-way" Curved him and went the Kim and Kanye way Em, cop the Barbie Dreamhouse, then you can play the part I-I ain't tryna bust it open in the trailer park
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The truck truck pitch is the greatest thing I’ve heard in my life😂
I love how every single one of Crendor's pitches starts with "So, [name], you're a [customer]."
I don't get how crendor keeps saying the same thing repeatedly and it continues to be funny. I struggled to breathe.
Cry: “I don’t like the implication that I’m some kind of sex fiend”; oh, how poorly that has aged
Yeahhhhhhhhhh......
That's exactly why he didn't like it.
Come for bomb mountain, stay for truck truck
This is officially my favorite video.
Bomb Mountain is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Bomb Mountain..
@@waywardson8474 Still hits after all these years... Bomb mountain...
1:57:45 TH-cam Gold
Bomb mountain is here 1:30:50
I come to this video every few months to rewatch abuse chair and bomb mountain, so this makes the search a little easier. So, thanks!
32:23
One of my favorite pitches to this day
Right? xD That was so good, so useful, so funny and very, extremely Crendor.
Bomb Mountain is my favorite bit out of any of these games
Not TRUCK TRUCK?
@@willowbarrelmaker8269 truck truck is just a single joke. Bomb mountain is a full bit, and possibly my favorite one still.
Friends don't put friends in the abuse chair. Also, I think they used an abuse chair in that one Daniel Craig James Bond movie.
Truck truck is 1:57:50
"The tampon plant is something you need in your life" he says to one of the 4 men in the game.
I want to watch octopimp play D&D so bad after this
He's done a lot of D&D actually, I'd recommend his guest role in The Unexpectables!
Octo sounds like the announcer from Crazy taxi.
"Alright, let's go and make some crazy money! Are you ready? Here! We! GO!"
The clock vibrator should have had the tagline of "alarms never felt so good" or "time flies by when you're having fun"
i have an alarm with a massive vibrator attached to shake my bed
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 sure..thats what the vibrator is for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:52:55 the muscle house bit
Can I install an abuse chair inside my TruckTruck?
TRUCK TRUCK
35:25
Dam it Cry, how many co-optional lounges did you need to ruin with your presence?!?
ikr.
you spelled Strippin incorrectly
@@sinswhisper9588🤡 grow up, kid
RIP TotalBiscuit
you may not be able to fit a mountain in a jail ... but whats stopping you from fitting the jail into the mountain?? -- then BOOM goes the Bomb Mountain killing EVERYONE in the jail!!
Truck truck…best product ever.
Bomb mountain at 1:30:50 😂
Abuse Chair has ruined all other for me. Nothing else can be funny.
Bong mountain
Thottttttttoooooffffff
Oog
Dab poo lol jump end errands 5for etc. are 3not people with 3to for me but my husband has not had the chance for me but my son
Working guru kream trump trump it mp uh OP top romp DC OP Russian fuck ğ jk u thottttttttOooooffffffu are over weight 2519 .
Text when you head out.:( :D :D >( :Z O_o B)
u are over weight
h
R.I.P. to B.I.G.
Classic shit
[Verse 1]
I'm lookin' for a nigga to give some babies
A handful of Weezy, sprinkle of Dave East
Man, I ain't got no type like Jxmmi and Swae Lees
But if he can't fuck three times a night-peace!
I tried to fuck 50 for a powerful hour
But all that nigga wanna do is talk Power for hours
B-beat the pussy up, make sure it's a K-O
Step your banks up like you're movin' that yayo
Somebody go and make sure Karrueche okay though
I heard she think I'm tryna give the coochie to Quavo
They always wanna beat it up, goon up the pussy
Man, maybe I should let him autotune up the pussy
All these Bow Wow Challenge niggas lyin' and shit
Man, these Fetty Wap niggas stay eyein' my shit
Drake worth a hundred milli, always buyin' me shit
But I don't know if the pussy wet or if he cryin' and shit
Meek still be in my DMs, I be havin' to duck him
"I used to pray for times like this" face-ass when I fuck him
Man, Uzi is my baby, he ain't takin' a L
But he took it literally when I said "Go to hell!"
Used to fuck with Young Thug, I ain't addressin' this shit
C-caught him in my dressing room, stealin' dresses and shit
I used to give this nigga with a lisp testers and shit
How you want the pu-thy? Can't say your S's and shit
[Chorus]
Dreams of fuckin' one of these little rappers
I'm just playin', but I'm sayin' (B-B-B-Barbie)
Dreams of fuckin' one of these little rappers
I'm just playin', but I'm sayin' (B-B-B-Barbie)
Dreams of fuckin' one of these little rappers
I'm just playin', but I'm sayin' (B-B-B-Barbie, B-B-B-Barbie)
Dreams of fuckin' one of these little rappers
I'm just playin', but I'm sayin' (Barbie Dreams, B-B-B-Barbie)
[Verse 2]
I remember when I used to have a crush on Special Ed
Shoutout Desiigner 'cause he made it out of special ed
You wanna fuck me, you gotta give some special head
'Cause this pussy had these niggas on some special meds
Like Mike Tyson he was bitin' my shit
Talkin' 'bout, "Yo, why you got these niggas fightin' and shit?"
On the, on the real, I should make these niggas scrap for the pussy
Young M.A and Lady Luck, get the strap for this pussy, uh
And I woulda had Odell Beckham bangin' the cake
'Til I saw him hoppin' out of cars dancin' to Drake
I been a five-star bitch, man, word to Gotti
I'ma do that nigga Future dirty, word to Scottie
Had to cancel DJ Khaled, boy, we ain't speakin'
Ain't no fat nigga tellin' me what he ain't eatin'
YG and The Game with the hammer yellin', "Gang! Gang!"
This ain’t what I meant when I said a gang bang
Tekashi want a ménage, I said "tre-way"
Curved him and went the Kim and Kanye way
Em, cop the Barbie Dreamhouse, then you can play the part
I-I ain't tryna bust it open in the trailer park
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