HD Cockpit Scenes - 737 Start Up

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  • @lemoncy
    @lemoncy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3313

    Me: Grandma, look at me how I type at the PC
    My grandma from her perspective:

    • @dmrxy.
      @dmrxy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Starting 737 isn’t that hard tho,i can do it

    • @pedrobahamondes6943
      @pedrobahamondes6943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Aditya Bahali wtf

    • @nahuelc.9551
      @nahuelc.9551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Aditya Bahali wtf

    • @nahuelc.9551
      @nahuelc.9551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Aditya Bahali what?

    • @dmrxy.
      @dmrxy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ProXyS_YT
      So its illegal if someone talk if nobody ask huh? Use brain

  • @VictorSilva-qf2tu
    @VictorSilva-qf2tu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    my first impression was that he was trying to beat some record.

    • @nicholas1310
      @nicholas1310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂

    • @pvh_facp4001yt
      @pvh_facp4001yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah actually, these are what airline pilots have to go through everyday and night, 24-7.

    • @owmikati
      @owmikati 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Kernels There are basic procedures they have to memorize, and they use the checklist later on to make sure they covered everything. Really the whole point of the checklist is to drastically reduce margin of error; otherwise the pilots don't need it to remember what to do.

    • @elisacaldas2130
      @elisacaldas2130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tambem sou tricolor

    • @fgm1197
      @fgm1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kernels he did yes but usually you do it with two ppl. one read the list the other one checks. maybe the second pilot had to pee at that time ......

  • @TinyTeeth437
    @TinyTeeth437 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Im in the flight deck of a Southwest 737 right now, and this tutorial was very helpful! Hope my passengers don’t know I’ve never flown before 😅

    • @Ceaser679
      @Ceaser679 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Did you make it to your destination?

    • @britishairways744
      @britishairways744 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I guess not, rip swa

    • @BBLdrizzy3334
      @BBLdrizzy3334 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Fly high🕊️

  • @yatsumleung8618
    @yatsumleung8618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    To over-simplify...
    0:00 Start power. In this case, batteries and maybe external power and APU. Also tested flight recorder
    0:06 Started ADIRU so the aircraft knows where it is
    0:08 Engine fire alarm test (alarm bell) and fire extinguisher test (green light)
    0:14 Cargo hold fire alarm and extinguisher test (same as above)
    0:15 Oxygen supply test (yellow mark for ok)
    0:19 Turn on radio and 0:22 tune in to the correct frequency
    0:26 Enter flight details into the computer. Normally has the flight plans stored inside, so enter the flight number to load it up.
    0:40 ??????
    0:42 Start fuel pumps
    0:45 Start electrical hydraulic pumps. Will be in place until the engines are started to provide main hydraulic power
    0:46 Airspeed warning test
    0:48 Turn on indow heating for anti icing
    0:52 Turn on air conditioning system
    0:54 Altitude setting
    0:56 Flight director ON (to load up flight plan from computer??)
    1:00 Auto-braking set to RTO (rejected takeoff) for max braking to stop on runway if takeoff rejected
    1:05 Make sure all lights on the buttons are ok
    1:10 Turn on ATC transponder so that control tower knows where you are
    1:14 Testing all the audiable warnings
    1:28 Start engines. Turn off air conditioning to divert compressed air to start engines (this is normally done automatically in more modern aircraft)
    1:59 Turn ON engine ignition
    2:05 Engine master lever to allow fuel into engines. With ignition on the engine will light up and get started (RPM increasing)

    • @thatoneguy9028
      @thatoneguy9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I isn't really that oversimplified

    • @luishenriquelimas9612
      @luishenriquelimas9612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      0:40 putting the route

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You dont start apu right away as the whole point of external power is that you can do what you can with the apu on except that fuel does not deplete. You need the apu on so you can start the engines.

    • @pennyspringdoor
      @pennyspringdoor ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SYDAirlineEnthusiast Good point. Ships batteries to start the APU, or a ground power unit for the APU start and other electrical loads whilst parked. I'm no expert but doesn't it go something like this? And so my head is spinning over it. The ship's batteries are mainly for starting the APU when an external ground power unit/cart isn't available and are for minimal load use (such as radio and intercom), perhaps for passenger gasper (or cabin low fan) air? APU would be required to supply bleed air for the first engine start (to wind up LP compressor) to sufficient N1 LP compressor RPM speed for the fuel (FCO) valve to be opened so that fuel can be introduced into the cans? But is it cross-bleed from the first engine for the second engine start? If so, then I guess that prior to the second engine start, the electrical bus can then be switched to APU, or does the APU provide bleed air for both engine starts, with the APU then delivering power to the electrical bus after both engines have been started and are stable (and also bleed air for air cond packs)? I'm terrible at this, aren't I?

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pennyspringdoor you need the battery to start the apu, though ground power does not need battery. However, ground power is attached to the jetway so you need the apu on before turning off ground power since you start the engines after pushback begins, which happens after the jetway retracts. When the jetway is connected, you stick with ground power instead of the apu since apu uses up fuel even if all your engines are off, but ground power does not as it is seperate from the airplane. You need the apu to start both engines, and in some cases, apu bleed is a seperate thing from the apu start itself. The packs are supposed to be off when starting the engines.

  • @jamesstillgames
    @jamesstillgames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    0:08 i cant be the only one that loves that sound

    • @EmeryE2
      @EmeryE2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You are not! I love them.

  • @theproplayer585
    @theproplayer585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    0:15 when darth vader wants to fly a plane

  • @michaeltaylor1603
    @michaeltaylor1603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've always loved and appreciated the profession of a pilot. This is only part of what they have to know. Lots of knowledge of weather, math & people skills to have a successful flight.

  • @FirmlyGrasp
    @FirmlyGrasp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    So HowtoBasic is actually a pilot?

    • @Dcc357
      @Dcc357 9 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      HTB will just start chugging eggs at the engines because he can't start it up. Maybe he'll even fill that gas tank with a mix of food dye, milk, taco seasoning, condoms, chickens, and get Maxmoefoe to try and fly it.

    • @FilipGereg
      @FilipGereg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +billiepipersteeth Everybody loves HowToBasic.

    • @avadex
      @avadex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats not really a startup. It's randomly pressing buttons

    • @idonthave1millionsubscribe910
      @idonthave1millionsubscribe910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      das it mane no wonder he probably gets angry after having a 10 minute delay

    • @aryapradana9651
      @aryapradana9651 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have a logic

  • @deemunson2919
    @deemunson2919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Darth Vader: "I hate the noises people make in their sleep."
    Darth Vader asleep: 0:15

  • @nateye2450
    @nateye2450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the tip. Just bought a used 737 the other day and now I can finally take it to the shops👍

  • @iloveyouaya
    @iloveyouaya 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    One of the best videos i have ever seen.

  • @FliVids
    @FliVids 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The sound of all them clicks and switches 😀

  • @ConcordeError404
    @ConcordeError404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3 year old me seeing a real 737 cockpit: Damn, no one can fly this thing
    14 year old me on FSX/X-Plane 737 cockpit: Pathetic
    25 year old me on an actual 737 cockpit: Pathetic

    • @loveplane737
      @loveplane737 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      okay I know this one lol

  • @sadikmeah4057
    @sadikmeah4057 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Oooh, the Captain won't be happy. The First Officer accidentally set the egg timer to hard boiled.

  • @bigbao9843
    @bigbao9843 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watch this video at 9 years old. Now I'm almost 21

  • @Had1SV
    @Had1SV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this just brings joy to my life

  • @marcie8141
    @marcie8141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    the number of girls who have a crush on me: 0:25

  • @not_noah69
    @not_noah69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Button pressing is satisfying

  • @XioneLokyz
    @XioneLokyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the vid!Now i can steal this thing

  • @sendark001
    @sendark001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I like the @howtobasic vibe of this video

    • @Dumpster3211
      @Dumpster3211 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      How to start a 737:
      *fires up APU
      *squirts chocolate syrup on seats
      *slaps fuel flow lever with hot dog

    • @lukesherrard8034
      @lukesherrard8034 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Throws egg at heading reference
      Smashes MFD with hammer
      Punches out hammer.
      Oh, and he does all this with his pants off.

    • @lukesherrard8034
      @lukesherrard8034 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pisses in engine, contaminates oxygen supply with ketchup, throws egg at ground crew.

    • @maroon9980
      @maroon9980 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      joe john He didnt start the APU lol APU cant start that fast, it was ground power

    • @Dumpster3211
      @Dumpster3211 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pink Unicorns He also didn't squirt chocolate syrup on the seats but alright

  • @TheDipankarrai
    @TheDipankarrai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    He forgot to turn on music.

  • @patpat-rp3lv
    @patpat-rp3lv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you! I had trouble start this plane, and i found out this vid is really help me

  • @minibuiIder
    @minibuiIder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Starting a plane is more complicated than flying a plane

    • @Hk-uw8my
      @Hk-uw8my 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it's the complete opposite, everyone can start a plane, but flying it without any damage no way

  • @Anthony-df4bs
    @Anthony-df4bs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    There is nobody I respect more than pilots. I mean look at this shit...lol

    • @murphdog6968
      @murphdog6968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anthony Ricci well its simple....well not really..When you become an airline pilot..You stick to the same plane most of the time...So the more times you do stuff in it...The more familer you get with the plane....

    • @arunmfive
      @arunmfive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well you might want to have a look at the shit surgeons do every day.

    • @Anthony-df4bs
      @Anthony-df4bs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      surgeons aren't responsible for 600 lives a day.

    • @AJ-dx6bn
      @AJ-dx6bn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about a doctor

    • @AJ-dx6bn
      @AJ-dx6bn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or teacher

  • @BillyWunebuger
    @BillyWunebuger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    its so satisfying

  • @KiedisHaze
    @KiedisHaze 8 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "Tutorial on Cold and Dark startup PMDG 737NGX"

    • @Mods_o_joy
      @Mods_o_joy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr?

    • @RAK21
      @RAK21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mods_o_joy i know right the means

    • @Hacko87
      @Hacko87 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha yes!

    • @yogibear5211
      @yogibear5211 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD Ikr, imma use this for now on. XD

    • @Dwight511
      @Dwight511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      x737 too.

  • @vercetti8670
    @vercetti8670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Come on fly off, you said you can fly, there are zombies chasing us” Me wait flick flick trying to turn the 747 on lol

  • @deadbush134
    @deadbush134 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Who’s still watching in 2024?
    Also that computer input was more delayed than my keyboard to my Xbox 360 when I play Fortnite

  • @loveplane737
    @loveplane737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lanzarote airport?

  • @SimonJArthur
    @SimonJArthur 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A bit more to do than in a car :D Awesome video! You're one of my favourites on youtube!

  • @mrsoggywaffles59
    @mrsoggywaffles59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:00 my guy speed running the flight

  • @Ninkjeboi
    @Ninkjeboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ctrl+e ?

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dunno why the GPWS test is so entertaining. I got both that and the TCAS going in Xplane and it was like a fight going on

  • @sharonreeder1958
    @sharonreeder1958 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bloody hell,i wouldn't be able to get off the ground coz i'd forget what to turn on.I admire you guys.

  • @mulacanon
    @mulacanon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Everytime I head pull up in that voice I most definitely get scared

  • @ohareplanespotting
    @ohareplanespotting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You’re a professional!

  • @Starflight2006
    @Starflight2006 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cool! It is always interesting to see the workflows on other aircraft types, learned a lot, thanks!

  • @dabearswole
    @dabearswole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Instructor: Now leave the cockpit as you found it.
    Me: ...

  • @morganjones2944
    @morganjones2944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’d like to fly the A350

  • @IAMSURAJRANA
    @IAMSURAJRANA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is how I feel , when I turn off all the lights and switches before leaving my house 🤣

  • @as-guardianangel9360
    @as-guardianangel9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cool thing is I know exactly what he’s doing

    • @FLASH24x
      @FLASH24x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same
      LOL😂

  • @graemeconnelly8849
    @graemeconnelly8849 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pull up, terrain the words you nevervwant to hear
    Hearing the engines spool is such a nice sound

  • @boeing747-8
    @boeing747-8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Now we need a video of starting MY engines.

  • @segerminator
    @segerminator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saved your video in case I need to start a 737.

  • @mulacanon
    @mulacanon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The first two seconds I was like wtf slow down 😂😂

  •  10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hello.. Why for startup, you turn off the " ENG 1" and "ELEC 2" ? Hugs from Brazil!

    • @garrythebean7084
      @garrythebean7084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Company SOP, an added saftey feature

    • @abifaiq9645
      @abifaiq9645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi, without nose gear lockout pin, you have to depressurize hydraulics A (which is connected to your nose wheel steering) to prevent resistance from the hydraulic pressure against the tow bar of the tow tractor

  • @tanshi8059
    @tanshi8059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Teacher: The test is not that difficult
    The test:
    Pro simmers: This is the easiest sh*t i've ever seen in my life
    Me: This is the easiest sh*t i've ever seen in my life

  • @tegarAbimanyuWibowo
    @tegarAbimanyuWibowo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Statisfying sound 🗿

  • @elbagrau
    @elbagrau 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "... and once you've done all these buttons, the aircraft will operate by itself and you can go back to sleep".

  • @ASYT129
    @ASYT129 ปีที่แล้ว

    title--HD Cockpit Scenes - 737 Start Up --- NO .. but title->737 ultra pro max speed run in 2 minutes --- YES

  • @kbbl102.5
    @kbbl102.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the font on the buttons.

  • @KaiLily
    @KaiLily ปีที่แล้ว

    Near exactly how to start up the PMDG 737 in MSFS. Pretty neat.

  • @PaulinhoRullz
    @PaulinhoRullz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    pls make it faster

  • @taxiviaalfa
    @taxiviaalfa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You gotta love the complexity of this aircraft compared to an A320 family aircraft.

  • @Northale
    @Northale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m looking everywhere for stuff because I can’t seem to start my 737 on xplane

  • @eswnl1
    @eswnl1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well I recognised "VHF 1" and "HF 1", that's the radio. AM radio 118-136 MHz presumably.

  • @wdg4
    @wdg4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even after watching this I can't start my 737... please make a detailed video...

  • @aleks9677
    @aleks9677 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus Christ, knowing these buttons all serve for something that is very vital is scary, because leaving some of them off or forgetting to turn them on can cause a major problem...

  • @thetileguy1492
    @thetileguy1492 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Elephant in the room: The last time I programmed an"INS" was in 1992 when I was a Flt Engineer on a CP140 and we had 2 of them.

  • @earlkentsucalit3301
    @earlkentsucalit3301 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    is he destroying the cockpit?

  • @wojtek4320
    @wojtek4320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grandma: Honey come help me with the WiFi
    Me: Unplugs it and plugs it back in.
    Meanwhile what my grandma sees:

  • @ruguoserliegise2716
    @ruguoserliegise2716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn that chart be looking like the glycolysis pathway lol

  • @aky19832001
    @aky19832001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not sure why I'm watching this at 2am in bed.

  • @rileytat123
    @rileytat123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    737 startup speedrun?

  • @Flyboyed
    @Flyboyed 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best part of being a pilot. flick and push.

  • @towerofhelltrailernararya9955
    @towerofhelltrailernararya9955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    00:00 *when my enemies try to kill me*

  • @neon6828
    @neon6828 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Meanwhile starting the 737 in GTA SA is done simply by pressing F

  • @HumanToMars
    @HumanToMars 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    why do some 737's have red metal window frames on the windshields? Emergency exit?

  • @mcnizar2478
    @mcnizar2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    Flight Simulator be like :
    *PRESS F TO TURN ON THE PLANE*

    • @marcigabriel8499
      @marcigabriel8499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      F

    • @helkade
      @helkade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      F

    • @childish8469
      @childish8469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      you mean gta

    • @cefb8923
      @cefb8923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Turning on the plane is basically one button/switch. He just did an entire pre-flight.

    • @childish8469
      @childish8469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@cefb8923 turning on the battery, avionics, and other necessary things isn't a pre flight.

  • @conkerconk3
    @conkerconk3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5153

    this makes it look like a speedrun to start up a plane the fastest.

    • @noel12397
      @noel12397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      ThatThingCalledTheGalaxy This is not how quick pilots really work, a pilot I know started a 737 in like less then 5mins

    • @Mike25654
      @Mike25654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@noel12397 That's pretty much how quickly you do items. Why would you do them slower?

    • @yourbigfan1777
      @yourbigfan1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I m fast as f*** boiii!!!

    • @Windows98R
      @Windows98R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A speed run competition between pilots...I can imagine a 747 chasing after a A380

    • @noel12397
      @noel12397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      [] *sees 747 and a380 land at the same time in sfo*

  • @localnyraccoon
    @localnyraccoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    Me: connects the TV to the internet
    My grandpa's perspective:

    • @ranchu8385
      @ranchu8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lmao relatable

    • @ranchu8385
      @ranchu8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      me: replaces my brothers rc car batteries
      his pov:

    • @Ahmadxfm
      @Ahmadxfm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️

    • @MaxisGaPlay
      @MaxisGaPlay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ranchu8385

    • @sebrura
      @sebrura ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣 Thanks for the laugh

  • @iwaited90daystochangemynam87
    @iwaited90daystochangemynam87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2921

    Teacher: the test isn’t that hard
    The test:

    • @demonred_7285
      @demonred_7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's true

    • @oaz8
      @oaz8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its easy ok

    • @britishairways744
      @britishairways744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gucci Potter ?

    • @kray813
      @kray813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      British Airways 747 you forgot so much what about window heat? Probe heat? Fuel pumps? Hydraulics?

    • @kray813
      @kray813 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      British Airways 747 you need at least 1 fuel pump on for apu and what about aligning irs?

  • @tobee_gamer5816
    @tobee_gamer5816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3286

    School computers when you open two tabs: 1:42

    • @airbus7379
      @airbus7379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tobee _gamer ok?

    • @FBIAgent420
      @FBIAgent420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Airbus737 you don’t understand? Well it’s the computer’s fan

    • @airbus7379
      @airbus7379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Carlos Alvarez carvallo ok then...

    • @dogfrog3893
      @dogfrog3893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      HAHAHAHAHAHHA TRUE

    • @lolxmemes8402
      @lolxmemes8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yay in iraqi schools we dont even have a computers and cant bring phonr to the school

  • @OranJee
    @OranJee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6146

    Why i want to be a pilot : because i want to click those buttons.
    Edit: actually cant believe my 13 years old self got these amount of likes in a youtube comment lol
    Edit 1: im 20 now and unfortunately, i did not become a pilot as ive never enrolled or applied to any aviation school, instead im currently taking film and im happy for it! Decided to follow my passion instead of a career that im not even sure if im going to make it or not (pretty expensive as well and i dont wanna waste that amount of money in case i failed.) anw, good luck future aviators!

    • @julianshu3499
      @julianshu3499 9 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      You will be like "I pressed all the button,I quit"

    • @kri1612box50cal
      @kri1612box50cal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Julian Shu I quit? Well, it costs 40-50k for the education. You don't pay that to press all the buttons and then quit...

    • @OranJee
      @OranJee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      40k? Holy shiz! Im not gonna be a pilot when i get old. Just gonna make home simulator then. Ill take programming then. .-.

    • @OranJee
      @OranJee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah they said you need alot of money to become a pilot. .-. D:

    • @PiMpLiChEeSs
      @PiMpLiChEeSs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nubs4Life its depends on how fast you learn.

  • @hendralimandjaja
    @hendralimandjaja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Me try to land a plane in simulator game with strong wind and high speed:
    1:18

    • @loveplane737
      @loveplane737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ryanair...

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao, I hear “glide slope” “don’t sink” and “minimums” much more often than I’d like. In my defence I’ve only been playing about 1-3 hours per 1-3 days for about five weeks. I have much to learn.

    • @Eteller0135
      @Eteller0135 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikoto7693 minimums is not a bad warning though

    • @Wyatt98
      @Wyatt98 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lol true

    • @Atomix7_137
      @Atomix7_137 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Turboprop flight simulator?

  • @Tam6.5
    @Tam6.5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3207

    Thank you very much I couldn’t start my 737 every morning

  • @PhantomZtryker
    @PhantomZtryker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    The title of this should have been "Grandma sends an email".

  • @Bostoneats22
    @Bostoneats22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Can we just appreciate how well it's made - the crisp sound of clicking after all those years

    • @pyrotection
      @pyrotection ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If only the switch on my 40 year old Gibson Les Paul could be clicky for that long 😕

    • @wlfgang
      @wlfgang 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It seems boeing doesn't apply planned obsolescence to their planes..

    • @Joey29455
      @Joey29455 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It costs a 100 million dollars so yeah

  • @faiiens7315
    @faiiens7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    They piloto ↖️↕️↙️↔️⤴️↪️↩️🔃🔙⤵️🔛↘️↖️⬇️⬅️🔃↖️⤴️↕️↙️↔️⬇️↩️⤴️↕️🔃↖️⬇️↕️↘️↔️↙️↖️🔃⤴️

    • @hevans6481
      @hevans6481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Juan Manuel Quito new GTA cheat code

  • @jereseppala7830
    @jereseppala7830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Turning a microwave on in 2030 be like:

    • @itzsaft5622
      @itzsaft5622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We gotta have the perfect popcorn.

    • @jereseppala7830
      @jereseppala7830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Darknight Eon old microwaves we have to turn the timer or wattage, now there is so many options and everything

    • @Cyan37
      @Cyan37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Greetings to the people reading this comment in 2030! :)

    • @MinerMends
      @MinerMends 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cyan37 dont let the comments die! Keep going.

    • @dotdankory
      @dotdankory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Set heat distribution
      time
      Wavelength
      Micro time heat distribution
      Microwave heat height
      Heat turbine settings
      ...

  • @mrmisterman999
    @mrmisterman999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Things a pilot never wants to hear
    WINDSHEAR
    TERRAIN
    PULL UP

    • @bruh_3333
      @bruh_3333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Things pasenggers don't want to hear
      BRACE!!!!BRACE!!!!!

    • @thefellascyu4065
      @thefellascyu4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      DaWaeTH-cam things I don’t want to hear from my parents
      Moan moan moan

    • @kjcomputer
      @kjcomputer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thing someone dont want to hear.. uhhhhhhh..

    • @kln.b5631
      @kln.b5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Too low flaps
      Too low gear
      Terrain terrain
      Terrain terrain terrain terrain!
      Pull up! Pull up!

    • @filippiskorz6109
      @filippiskorz6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How to engage this communications?

  • @Focusonbehind
    @Focusonbehind 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    And I'm just happy when my Old ford escort starts in the morning...

    • @SnipeYouFromMars
      @SnipeYouFromMars 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @coat.thik1
      @coat.thik1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Niepi yeah i love Escorts

    • @bumblebee__
      @bumblebee__ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Escorts are jolly fun to drive

    • @matuschasuch4371
      @matuschasuch4371 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Niepi

    • @bawtrlfg
      @bawtrlfg 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Nuclear Fishcake especially mk1 rs2000 🙂

  • @Kodos2024
    @Kodos2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I remember flying as a young kid in the 80's, they used to let kids go in the cockpit mid flight. My grandma used to tell me before going up there, "don't touch NOTHING!"

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      To be fair, I’m sort of pleased that when the night engineers gave me blanket permission to wander in and out of the flight deck whenever I please, so long as I generally let them know I might do so when I board, they didn’t see fit to tell me not to touch anything.
      I’m an airplane cleaner with an interest in aviation and every so often I have to do a bunch of night shifts. After a colossal screw up of epic proportions for two nights I was the only cleaner from the company contracted to clean this airline’s planes so I sort of teamed up with the engineers for safety and proper door opening technique since I hadn’t been signed off on it yet.
      I guess after being on about eight 737s completely and utterly alone with ground power attached, and the 787 Dreamliner with only them else aboard and not watching me, they figured out that if I was ever going to go cause some mischief that would have been the time to do it. 🤣 But I like planes. I’d never want to damage one.

    • @aditsaini5094
      @aditsaini5094 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@mikoto7693you are a good man

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aditsaini5094 Not a man, but thank you. 🙂 Interestingly my comment is out of date now. After word got back to my managers, they kind of said “well, if you’re naturally drawn to the flight deck anyway then you might as well get the training for it!” So now, cleaning the flight decks is like 80% of what I do! 😆 The engineers were delighted because now I’m trained, they don’t have to do it themselves whenever it got too messy in there. And the pilots are happy because now the flight decks get done regularly! Win-win for everyone.

  • @MarkusM521
    @MarkusM521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    This is porn for every aviation enthusiast, thanks for sharing!

    • @CaptShami
      @CaptShami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Markus M. Um...

    • @N800-q1b
      @N800-q1b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's E621 for me

    • @uncuttoast9576
      @uncuttoast9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yrs

  • @dancemaniaco
    @dancemaniaco 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    thanks ... now I know how to steal one of those !!!

    • @mvol5973
      @mvol5973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Good luck with that

    • @ransomm7688
      @ransomm7688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      joseph jardim that’s been out of protocol sense the 1960

    • @WatermelonMoon260
      @WatermelonMoon260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @wolfiejustcuzz you must watch airforceproud

    • @f-j-Services
      @f-j-Services 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol!

    • @danman367
      @danman367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Prranjal Shrivaastav there is reverse thrust so it is possible

  • @pulanjuri1
    @pulanjuri1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Xplane players: ah yes, the usual

    • @ikichullo
      @ikichullo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whytho5196 i uninstalled it until they fix the mess that is MSFS2020

    • @lucasmatson
      @lucasmatson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ikichullo Just wait for the PMDG NG3, all the ones released before that will probably be shit

  • @Hamiko
    @Hamiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Me when I'm trying to land a plane in a simulator: 1:24

    • @kiwikiwi2483
      @kiwikiwi2483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SINK RATE SINK RATE SINK RATE TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP

    • @JacopoTauri
      @JacopoTauri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TERRAIN AHEAD, PULL UP

    • @claudebackupchannel6198
      @claudebackupchannel6198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GLIDE SLOPE

    • @s6xer
      @s6xer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TOO LOW, GEAR!

    • @traxerlc
      @traxerlc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiwikiwi2483 TURBOPROP?

  • @jfkulius
    @jfkulius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    This somehow feels like a HowToBasic video!

    • @Bladsmith
      @Bladsmith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Final step: Smash egg on panel. Ready for takeoff.

    • @chickenburger8961
      @chickenburger8961 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true!

    • @Semi_Sphere
      @Semi_Sphere 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      final step:Smash egg,pour milk,Pour Cream Ready for takeoff

    • @tashf3654
      @tashf3654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Julius Keckes [AGGRESIVELY THROWS EGG AT OVERHEAD SWITCHES]

    • @neargaming2057
      @neargaming2057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, but it actually shows how to do the procedure, albeit without the fun of eggs.

  • @aligator64
    @aligator64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Thank you, now if I see a 737 next to Wallmart, I know what to do.

  • @Долой_Уныние
    @Долой_Уныние 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    0:15 Making cloudy cappuccino for pilot

  • @dehancilliers5818
    @dehancilliers5818 9 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Click click click ......... click click click... click .... who doesn't love that ? That is awesome

    • @elenapandelea2147
      @elenapandelea2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love it! The clicks Are soooooo satisfying!

  • @Jebediah_Kerman
    @Jebediah_Kerman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:34 my CPU fan when launching x-plane 11.

    • @DraconicMaker
      @DraconicMaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My cpu when I put in 50 SRB in KSP

  • @ghostassassin1107
    @ghostassassin1107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1974

    He'd do it faster if zombies were closing in. Just saying.

    • @AkiraAkiyama
      @AkiraAkiyama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Fastest Way:
      1. Battery ON
      2. APU Start -> ON
      3. Packs OFF
      4. Isolation Valve ON
      5. Engine Start GRD
      6. N2 25% > Fuel Control IDLE DETENT
      7. Hydraulics ON
      Go

    • @adegiare
      @adegiare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He would do it faster if a swarm of xenomorphs run toward him with twice the usain bolt speed

    • @KingdaToro
      @KingdaToro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No need for fuel pumps?

    • @KingdaToro
      @KingdaToro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jet engines are too big to be started with a starter motor like you have in your car. They need to be started with another smaller engine, the APU. So you turn that on first, turn off the air conditioning (packs) as they use the same compressed air that's needed to start the engines, then start the engines.
      On single-engine propeller planes, you do just turn the key.

    • @veronicamartinez811
      @veronicamartinez811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @yourbigfan1777
    @yourbigfan1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    1:05 Christmas tree. I like it

  • @Kernalpanik
    @Kernalpanik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:42 my ps4 when i start up call of duty

  • @aitorcq7464
    @aitorcq7464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    0:12 I think its a little dirty...

    • @flankerskioneniner4290
      @flankerskioneniner4290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The engine 2 emergency fire test light ?

    • @davidkvarelli2495
      @davidkvarelli2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@flankerskioneniner4290 He means dirty, dusty panels

    • @flankerskioneniner4290
      @flankerskioneniner4290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidkvarelli2495 oh i see.. coz the fire test light looks dirty aswell

    • @davidkvarelli2495
      @davidkvarelli2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flankerskioneniner4290 All the cockpit looks dirty. It's probably Ryanair's plane))

    • @flankerskioneniner4290
      @flankerskioneniner4290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidkvarelli2495 ahaha.. lol

  • @cufino
    @cufino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    1:43 my pc at night

    • @mrtuvok5578
      @mrtuvok5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      my rtx 2070 be like

    • @javit2040
      @javit2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cu
      Fino

    • @Heinrich99
      @Heinrich99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You wake up in the middle of the night and yell "contact"!

    • @theaudionogin7093
      @theaudionogin7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah can never use a laptop cause my parents will come marchin up the stairs and take the laptop of me for a day now to me thats like hell.

    • @reymanayan81
      @reymanayan81 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats my MSI R9 380 4GB

  • @klasdillon
    @klasdillon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    0:47 **FSX Intensifies**

    • @k.ommander
      @k.ommander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahha

    • @melvinski1
      @melvinski1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/comedyheaven

    • @tristando9990
      @tristando9990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      X plane is way better

    • @hueyrosayaga
      @hueyrosayaga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tristando9990 We don't all have gaming PCs. And plus, FSX has a WAY bigger addon market

    • @ericgu9036
      @ericgu9036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hueyrosayaga that guy probably is a swiss001 fan. I can already tell by his pfp

  • @inbreadfred4293
    @inbreadfred4293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    My Toyota Civic has the same amount of buttons

    • @jxmar_
      @jxmar_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Inbread Fred your Toyota civic????? Wtf is that😂😂😂😂😂😂 you meant *Honda civic???

    • @mateusvin
      @mateusvin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Proper Gods No, he meant Honda Corolla

    • @mateusvin
      @mateusvin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Prranjal Shrivaastav 1993 One does.

    • @benjamins2314
      @benjamins2314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It has the same amount as my Ford Camaro.

    • @hanmartin3705
      @hanmartin3705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My nissan amg sls has same!!

  • @prasadv4310
    @prasadv4310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Pilots are really great people full of confidence, clarity of mind and amazing techinique