"Is it possible to learn this power?" "No. I'm the Chosen One." Yes, that's how the quote goes. I guess Palpatine was jealous at this point and roles were reversed.
@@LeoEmberum no it’s just because I’ve Star Wars episode 3 revenge of the Sith and I hate you is what anikan said to obi wan before anikan was burnt on mustafar
Hey Nano, just wanted to say thanks for all the amazing content. Im an EMT in NYC aiding in the FEMA response to COVID, I’ve been binging your vids to help pass the time here. Love you man, you’re hilarious.
IIRC, Jedi supposedly required a tonne of training in specialized styles before they ever picked up a lightsaber because of how ridiculously easy it is to screw up and cut off your limbs. With that in mind, I can definitely see why a jedi who comes up against your girlfriend would be confused and horrified.
"Thank you to all my patrons that allowed me to get some vive trackers!" First two things that happen are flexing in front of the mirror and kicking a woman on the ground in the head. I love oyu man hahaha
@@ryanreis5919 from what i can tell a sparth seems much more axe like, whereas most voulges have the distinct double band that connects it to the haft and are generally longer
7:44 ? seems like cutting off hands is a jedi tradition When a humble bard Graced a ride along With Geralt of Rivia Along came this song From when the White Wolf fought A silver-tongued devil His army of elves At his hooves did they revel They came after me With masterful deceit Broke down my lute And they kicked in my teeth While the devil's horns Minced our tender meat And so cried the Witcher He can't be bleat Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to Your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty At the edge of the world Fight the mighty horde That bashes and breaks you And brings you to mourn He thrust every elf Far back on the shelf High up on the mountain From whence it came He wiped out your pest Got kicked in his chest He's a friend of humanity So give him the rest That's my epic tale Our champion prevailed Defeated the villain Now pour him some ale Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher And friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher And friend of humanity seems like he is a Jedi witcher from them animes
The first time Nano picked up a lightsaber and he looks for the children.
He's already embracing the dark side
He is
not the younglings
Master Nanowalker there’s to many of them what are we going to do?
He literally butcher a little girl
But I'm proud
@@comradekenobi6908 *epicly takes highground* take that
*Bends a man over*
"You're going to face my justice"
- Nano, out of context, 2020
My thoughts exactly.
Every clip of him can be used as out of context
Help step bro!
Is my justice a metaphore?
😐📷
" They're coming master Anakin!" *lightsaber noises*
Anakins lightsaber expands when he sees younglings
@Vincent Judakov
Wace Mindu, Medi Jaster.
@@dr.vikyll7466 so how did the younglings die?
@@jorellgoh Jedi secret
Cringe
13:10 he couldn’t get the sword so he just slaps him 😂😂
Nano: likely a psycopath.
Nano's GF: WMD - Weapon of mass destruction.
AWMD adorable weapon of mass destruction
@@vexile12 Definitely
Dude, no!
She's a Woman of Mass Destruction.
@Mitchell Hart 🤣🤣🤣 Maybe She looks Cute But turns thermonuclear tank once a little bit angry
@@gpowerdragon9852 or plays blade and sorcery
14:20 remember when you said the boobs would be useless
Noo, its the badonkadonka
What the fuck!?
@@ThePurplemist609 badonkadonka
Бадонкадонка
Something about watching a grown man silently beat up yoda in vr is just amazing
kick the baby
@@Meniscus6 dont kick the 5000 year old
@@RasEli03*kicks anyway*
are you sure nano is a grown man?
@@anggaadandiputra8450 baby yoda is finely dead
6:48
Stormtrooper: we’re no match for this
**proceeds to get yote into the wall**
The fact that Nanos gf is as funny as him is perfect 😂
No poop
New channel name: Na-no girl edition
Hold on he's funny?
@@conix1062 yes
@@conix1062 joke?
7:38
“Hey! I’ll try *throwing myself onto the floor!* That’s a cool trick!”
"Is it possible to learn this power?" "No. I'm the Chosen One." Yes, that's how the quote goes. I guess Palpatine was jealous at this point and roles were reversed.
Im jealous too: how could somebody not know this one
@@PhillipAmthor true
@@PhillipAmthor i felt hurt
Actually anyone c
an sorry for the cut off my phone is being really stupid
6:46
"we're no match for this"
That storm trooper is actually smart. It made me laugh so hard.
How is nobody talking about him dancing with a CHILD COFFIN
In the voice of Dorn: no
He has to make an antivax joke somewhere
I think it's the size of a cat
I think that was the casualty of war version, used to be very popular.
A box?
4:10 I can't stop laughing and replaying him kicking Lord Farquaad in the face
I also thought that he looked like lord Farquaad
"You should take up farming!"
*FRYING PAN FLASHBACKS*
Honestly
yes
MORDHAU
you are terrible! look men! LOOK HOW TERRIBLE HE IS!
@@Wolvenworks Which voice is that line in?
6:19 I felt Nano’s disappointment that she didn’t finish that line correctly
7:20 I got that surgery last year and this is very a accurate representation of the procedure. Nano is a surgeon confirmed
Are you ok? You said it was accurate
The worst it that this surgery actually exist lmao
It is actually pretty much like that, they literally cut a hole in your eye and flip it open for those who don't know.
If you said it wasn’t right you would face the jarls justice
8:52 that “I HATE YOU” just triggered some PTSD in me
Are you scared of that scene
@@LeoEmberum no it’s just because I’ve Star Wars episode 3 revenge of the Sith and I hate you is what anikan said to obi wan before anikan was burnt on mustafar
*Girlfriend increases breast size*
And they say men are over sexualizing games? :doubts:
It was for Nano, and you know it.
@@calypsokiosko9067 I bet it was haha.
You never know maybe it’s accurate
XD
It's both equally, really.
7:44 Thank you Nano for this amazing cover of “Toss a coin to your witcher”
We needed that
9:05 That Was Actually Awesome
Idk should i be worried, but it seems soo satisfying
Assassins creed vibes
Baraka from Mortal Kombat be like-
@@ponyempiresunite9702 *swings forearms like Baraka
8:22 this made me laugh so hard
damn the Mordhau voicelines xD
WhErE iS tHe ReSt Of YoUr ArMy?
@@MordekaiserEnjoyer I've seen bigger book clubs!
@Kekistan Shitlord I think it's a mod
@Kekistan Shitlord it's a mod, it's not the devs so it should be good
Brano Raffay Ooh heello
13:14 that slap was hilarious
My mama when she tells me to do the dishes
Who in the 1960s could have predicted such an amazing future was awaiting them
I could. And I did. Read all about it in my book "How hindsight and a time machine made me the bestest human alive since forever"
Wtf dude?
I'm sure they were watching it's career with great intrest
someone: you can't dance with a box and expect people to notice
nano: 2:37
3:58 that little "I need that" is adorable
"Wow you are a lot more powerful than I expected"
"*giggles* thank you"
i like how when Nano's GF started playing she immediately turned the game into Jurassic Park: Trespasser.
I wonder how many people actually get this joke
@@MasterofthisReality That game had pretty cool ideas, all it needed was a tad more polish.
@@Muster_Muckee_II Now it needs a VR remake
12:42 Here you can see how scientists discovered the wheel
9:30
I believe the correct terminology is "Roadhouse"
Roundhouse*
@@raincityk9877 no. its Roadhouse th-cam.com/video/bR_Yqn1D00w/w-d-xo.html
Road House!
A man of culture! \[T]/
Man, that fucking plate and the sword just gliding through it. Woman was utterly scammed, whoever sold that needs to be brought to damn justice.
10:49 summary of Yoda vs Palpatine in episode III
1:20 “YOU SWING WELL, BUT MISS TERRIBLY!”
5:57 Emperor Palpatine: I have found a new apprentice.
6:20 was handled perfectly. Nano makes a star wars reference, and his gf doesnt get it. Instead of explaining, he just goes with it. *Perfect.*
i love how they have Mordhau voicelines and Skyrim lines, its perfect
6:25
Nano: "is it possible to learn this power?"
his gf: "no"
Nano: *visibly disappointed bc she didnt do the meme* "oh ok"
10:49 News : adults mugs old man in the park.
9:03 is the most epic thing I have ever seen besides fighting a tank and harvester in generation zero
Hey Nano, just wanted to say thanks for all the amazing content. Im an EMT in NYC aiding in the FEMA response to COVID, I’ve been binging your vids to help pass the time here. Love you man, you’re hilarious.
Hey dude, Keep Up The Work. You Are The Hero Of These Times.
This is some seriously funny content.
SUBSCRIBED!
waTAAAH, ok then, on for a good start xD
09:28 i love you so much for that moment, KICK TO DA FACE xD
That reminded me of Zohan
@@Mentartice2 yea ^^
It's like that scene from Kung fu Pow
*sees lightsaber* “oh wow, alright where are the children?” Had me laughing 😂
Jarl,gonna' regret this.
10:32 the guy is unphased and is still talking after brutally getting smacked in the face by nano's shield
1:10 You know, I thought he was doing something _very_ wrong with the body...
Waden Jong lol
Lol
@@logic_exur7737 woah
R/cursedcomments
8:46 he'll be seeing that again when he plays RE8
6:23 perfect opportunity to say “not from a jedi”. that’s a L.
Probably didn't get the joke nano was trying to make
Nano, shows a good amount of skill and understanding of gameplay mechanics. Nano's gf. Flailing about yet 500% more effective....
10:49
Leaked footage of yoda dying in the new Star Wars movie
Nano:has a girlfriend that plays with him
Also Nano: I PROTECC MAI VIRGINITY
7:07 It's the little details :D
Wilhelm no!!!
Nano: normal person
Nano’s gf: b i g t i t i e s
3:25 last moments of ki adi mundi in the battle of mygeeto, 40 bby
I like how Nano is sadic enough to kill a man with his own arrows and ask him how they work XD
8:23 that was just hilarious
Nano- "Parry this you filthy casual"
Bot- "maybe" *Actually parrys the first shot to finish insult* "You should take up Farming"
Had me dead 🚜
4:34
Thanks Nano for this Video, makes my day great again after a full day of headache.
To become a time traveler like me visit Nano´s Patreon Page"
Dude its just minute since it started
How did you make this comment 21 hours ago when the video was uploaded a minute ago??
@@traydrdev probably patreon supporter
@@traydrdev Its Witchcraft
Black magic
6:59 she blocks bloody lasers! She is the chosen one!
What is this game? Torture simulator?
Blade and sorcery
@@the_egg_ I think it was a joke
Sbrubblynuggets Don't be a dick. They're just an egg.
@Rafael Suprayogi wtf
@Rafael Suprayogi It would cost you literally nothing to type that. Perhaps it's true.
The way she kept shaking the saber at 6:13 made me lol
6:19 - not from a Jedi :D
3:48 I like how the others just walks away and know whats gonna happen to the poor lad that Nano grabbed.
11:37 I guess you could say it was her... Achilles heel?
* Sienfield theme *
8:35 this moment killed me
6:14 Just got Highgrounded on accident. Obi wan might have a flashback.
“ Hey you want to know how Jackie Chan asks for water? WATAHH “
Nano , 2020
Agents of Shield Shotgun-Axe cameo at 4:36
This is terrifying. It started out with wife beater simulator and turned into full blown psychopathic serial killer trainer.
“I submit, take me to jail.”
IIRC, Jedi supposedly required a tonne of training in specialized styles before they ever picked up a lightsaber because of how ridiculously easy it is to screw up and cut off your limbs. With that in mind, I can definitely see why a jedi who comes up against your girlfriend would be confused and horrified.
9:00 great now i want assassin's creed vr....
Ssshhh don't feed the templars
Though I think it will be hard to climb on walls and other things in a VR 😅
@@matthewyang2543 saints and sinners and boneworks have made it possible
@@matthewyang2543 you can climb in blade and sorcery, good practice for vr climbing
8:34 LMAO I was laughing for 5 minutes straight
Me Too
Me too lol
"Thank you to all my patrons that allowed me to get some vive trackers!" First two things that happen are flexing in front of the mirror and kicking a woman on the ground in the head. I love oyu man hahaha
Nano *picks up lightsaber*
also Nano "where are the children".
the fact that there actually was children I found hilarious.
Nano: Ew I got stuff on my spear
Me: *cringing deeply* it's a Sparth Nano
I was just at that part
hate to be the person but its a voulge
What's the difference ?
@@ryanreis5919 from what i can tell a sparth seems much more axe like, whereas most voulges have the distinct double band that connects it to the haft and are generally longer
@@ellieblaber4243 thanks for the explanation : )
8:33
"Bro, watch out for any barrels."
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>holding a man from behind as he's forcibly bent over a railing
"You're gonna face my justice"
Law and order SVU sounds
I’m glad these soldiers have the sense of humour to laugh even when on the ground getting a pick embedded in their chest
4:40 Agents Of Shield reference
Mack's classic shotgun axe
Lmao this is exactly why VR was created!!! xD
2:30 Demonetization
Us: "Nano, is that a shotgun or an axe?"
Nano: "YES"
“This is the new season of the mandalorian” got me good.
Your woman is a gaming savage and you've unleashed her. Her power is absolute.
the first thing that i see in the video, Nano with a shotgun, aiming at a men with only a sword... this will be are a good video 👀
11:09 now that is what i call "protection"
9:34 "You don't mess with the Zohan"
Ahahah someone that remembers Zohan, what an amazing movie!
@@Nanoytgaming That's all I could think of 😂
"This hurts me more than it hurts her" *proceeds to impale her*
Nobody:
Her gf in-game: the *t h i c c n e s s*
I. Need. This. Game. Where has this been all my life? Your off the cuff comments are hilarious!
This might get really useful when Paris riots aren't Paris riots anymore.
2:20 *"Calm down Anakin!" - Obi Wan*
1:30
He just sacrificed a girl for me, I'd gladly take it
“Nano is that a shotgun or an axe?” Nano: “yes”
2:30 *being Anakin intesifies*
Every charactor from telltale's games after they dodged an attack: 11:33
7:44 ?
seems like cutting off hands is a jedi tradition
When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Geralt of Rivia
Along came this song
From when the White Wolf fought
A silver-tongued devil
His army of elves
At his hooves did they revel
They came after me
With masterful deceit
Broke down my lute
And they kicked in my teeth
While the devil's horns
Minced our tender meat
And so cried the Witcher
He can't be bleat
Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to Your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
At the edge of the world
Fight the mighty horde
That bashes and breaks you
And brings you to mourn
He thrust every elf
Far back on the shelf
High up on the mountain
From whence it came
He wiped out your pest
Got kicked in his chest
He's a friend of humanity
So give him the rest
That's my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the villain
Now pour him some ale
Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
And friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
And friend of humanity
seems like he is a Jedi witcher from them animes
I love how at 13:12 he slaps the guy in the back of the head just to take his sword 😂 it has me