Could you and joey diaz do some edibles together and watch Holy Mountain by Alejandro Jodorowsky? Y'all would die from laughing, .... and make no mistake, i would pay to see it; because I'm not a tute. Ps. Vasectomies and tying of the tubes causes early onset Andropause and Menopause. Y'all will age super quick.
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@@blazegames8968 in bidens America is the same plans actually being used efficiently for the larger amount of Republicans that rely on "socialist programs". But hey let's pay the same as taxes as other top countries and receieve the lowest in return in Healthcare or education; which build and grow the society we created in America and got away from. Maybe spend 1/100th of the time Chris has spent with history and you might learn a lot. But im sure Trump gas prices pre-pandemic that match current joe biden post-pandemic stats that are the same is bad. Bad Joe biden for holding trumps numbers without passing major legislation. Let alone the trump tax cut that goes away this year unlike the tax cut he gave corporations. America was the best in the 50's and 60's but won't use the same economic policies to help social policies grow. Sorry I paid attention in school and furthered my education is a real system versus TH-cam algorithms
@@Tacit_Tern or just understanding reality more clear. Republicans hate "Obamacare" but also use it at a higher right. Also Republicans states rely on federal assistance more. And trumps policies were in the opposite of these
@@laytonperry364 I don't know about you, but I've been deeply disturbed by the use of hyperbolic and disingenuous rhetoric coming from representatives in both parties, and their constituents. And as a veteran, i've been seriously disheartened by the degree of incompetence and irreverence in their conduct, ....which you can witness livestreaming on C-SPAN, rather than out of context snippets on MSM. Remember that they're private political organizations; and anyone who identifies as anything other than an American, first and foremost, ..... is severely broken as a person, and most certainly not a Patriot. I've praises and criticisms of most Representatives; but much of the praises come from when they're in Committees, where they're far more bicameral in cooperation. ....as opposed to when they're on the floor, and far more nepotistic. I thought the whip positions undermined representation enough; but voting in absentia due to the pandemic, has caused an exacerbation in their discussions. If the GOP actually cared about putting forth quality leadership; they'd be promoting persons like John Cornyn, Dan Sullivan, Adam Kinzinger, and John Thune. There is a reason why trump couldn't secure the vote of lifelong conservatives for a second time; fool us once shame one you.... but you won't fool us twice. Trump was a poor excuse for a commander in chief; who exacerbated the swamp, gutted our military, and was a near constant national embarrassment and security risk. Trump treated the DoD as his personal piggy bank; unsettling the delicately allocated budget created by our representatives. Weakening NATO while he estranged the U.S. from long time allies that are essential to our existence; while propping up dictators, and turning a blind eye to the rampant violations of international law committed by both Russia and China. Trump was the only president in my lifetime who has openly and continually insulted those who died in the service to our country, towards active duty service members, POWs, veterans, and Gold Star families. ....and he made it so the LGBTQ community can't enlist and serve their country. And Gaurenteed North Korea nuclear submarine factories, like the Sinpo Shipyard. I don't think military service should be a requirement for the presidency; but dodging a draft is the kind of repugnant behavior that should be a disqualifier for being Commander in Chief. .....who refuses their nation's call? Not a Patriot. Biden's decision to lift sanctions on Russia is disturbing....considering they've been invading countries since Obama was in office. Now the Nordstream 2 Pipeline is pretty much guaranteed to make Europe energy dependent on Russia, thus weakening NATO. Meanwhile, Russia has placed missiles in Libya, Lebanon, and Syria. ....and I thought Trump was a fool for ignoring the Kerch Strait Incident, and negotiating with terrorists (i.e.Taliban).
Jazzy getting comfortable on the PODI yesss!!! God bless with labour. Chrissyroad rules ! come to Miami please baby. Mad love you guys always make my Tuesdays better.
Chris thank you for the chaos. Currently I’m in the army and I was listening to the podcast with my headphones in at work today and I started busted out laughing when Chris says “you don’t get paid because you don’t work.” Apparently I was laughing a little to loud and my first sgt heard me, so he and my Psg (just another dickhead boss) made me do low crawls all over the company and made me repeat what was so funny. So I’m at work everyone at work is staring at me low crawling through our company yelling “you don’t get paid because you don’t work” so thank you for literally bringing chaos to my life!! 🤣 Also I loved Jazzy on the show we need her on more!! 🙌🏼
Just wanted to let you know that my name is Tyler Fregoso and it’s creepily close to yours. I’m just gonna assume we’re fuckin long lost brothers! Onward baby!
@@johnnie543 Joe biden cancel my loans for learning so I can support working Americans instead of worrying about debt you all (Republican or Democrat) created and support the people and businesses you tell me to support
Dude it's an shure sm58....what the F are you talking about? Edit...sorry Kevin just saw your reply too, I just scrolled down as fast as possible because I was so offended lol.
@@dustinfitz4651 lol I fell ya bro. I mean, dudes just trying to take a swing at funny...but I think to do so, people gotta learn some shit before trying to go hard in the paint
Love Love Love you and Vinny going back and forth you two are way too cute with your banta lol...💕 Not to mention how absolutely adorable she is pregnant 🤗
Chrissy babes!!!!- next podcast I want you to answer this question and I want pimp and Vin’s answers too - if you could have dinner with 3 people dead or alive, who would it be????!!!!!!!
honestlyyyyyy getting your tubes tied isn’t that bad. the recovery time is only a couple days to a weekkkkk. i love the episodes with vin 😂 she’s my fav.
I had my tubes removed completely after my second, I had really high risk pregnancies though and might not have made it out of another birth. But we are 29 and don't have to worry about surprise babies or protection forever and it is quite liberating, especially as someone who got pregnant when my husband looked at me lol
Wouldn't it be awesome for Chrissy Chaos to do a collaboration with H3 on one of the "off the rails" episodes? What a perfect match up... also, they are going through so many changes... they should really consider Chrissy as a co-host.
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Could you and joey diaz do some edibles together and watch Holy Mountain by Alejandro Jodorowsky? Y'all would die from laughing,
.... and make no mistake, i would pay to see it; because I'm not a tute.
Ps. Vasectomies and tying of the tubes causes early onset Andropause and Menopause. Y'all will age super quick.
Best relationship conversation, "I added an X to my life". LoL
TUESDAYS AREN'T COMPLETE WITHOUT CHAOS BABE
Your heckin right babeeeee
ChrissyD let's get New York nico on the podi !?
SHOUT OUT CHAOS🔥 SHOUT OUT TUESDAYS🙌
Shut up, go read ads for plastic nonsense
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
"you don't get paid because you don't workkk" absolutely shattered her world, love it
In Biden’s America u do
@@blazegames8968 in bidens America is the same plans actually being used efficiently for the larger amount of Republicans that rely on "socialist programs". But hey let's pay the same as taxes as other top countries and receieve the lowest in return in Healthcare or education; which build and grow the society we created in America and got away from. Maybe spend 1/100th of the time Chris has spent with history and you might learn a lot. But im sure Trump gas prices pre-pandemic that match current joe biden post-pandemic stats that are the same is bad. Bad Joe biden for holding trumps numbers without passing major legislation. Let alone the trump tax cut that goes away this year unlike the tax cut he gave corporations. America was the best in the 50's and 60's but won't use the same economic policies to help social policies grow. Sorry I paid attention in school and furthered my education is a real system versus TH-cam algorithms
@@laytonperry364
TDS much?
@@Tacit_Tern or just understanding reality more clear. Republicans hate "Obamacare" but also use it at a higher right. Also Republicans states rely on federal assistance more. And trumps policies were in the opposite of these
@@laytonperry364
I don't know about you, but I've been deeply disturbed by the use of hyperbolic and disingenuous rhetoric coming from representatives in both parties, and their constituents. And as a veteran, i've been seriously disheartened by the degree of incompetence and irreverence in their conduct,
....which you can witness livestreaming on C-SPAN, rather than out of context snippets on MSM.
Remember that they're private political organizations; and anyone who identifies as anything other than an American, first and foremost,
..... is severely broken as a person, and most certainly not a Patriot.
I've praises and criticisms of most Representatives; but much of the praises come from when they're in Committees, where they're far more bicameral in cooperation.
....as opposed to when they're on the floor, and far more nepotistic.
I thought the whip positions undermined representation enough; but voting in absentia due to the pandemic, has caused an exacerbation in their discussions.
If the GOP actually cared about putting forth quality leadership; they'd be promoting persons like John Cornyn, Dan Sullivan, Adam Kinzinger, and John Thune.
There is a reason why trump couldn't secure the vote of lifelong conservatives for a second time; fool us once shame one you.... but you won't fool us twice. Trump was a poor excuse for a commander in chief; who exacerbated the swamp, gutted our military, and was a near constant national embarrassment and security risk.
Trump treated the DoD as his personal piggy bank; unsettling the delicately allocated budget created by our representatives. Weakening NATO while he estranged the U.S. from long time allies that are essential to our existence; while propping up dictators, and turning a blind eye to the rampant violations of international law committed by both Russia and China.
Trump was the only president in my lifetime who has openly and continually insulted those who died in the service to our country, towards active duty service members, POWs, veterans, and Gold Star families.
....and he made it so the LGBTQ community can't enlist and serve their country. And Gaurenteed North Korea nuclear submarine factories, like the Sinpo Shipyard.
I don't think military service should be a requirement for the presidency; but dodging a draft is the kind of repugnant behavior that should be a disqualifier for being Commander in Chief.
.....who refuses their nation's call?
Not a Patriot.
Biden's decision to lift sanctions on Russia is disturbing....considering they've been invading countries since Obama was in office. Now the Nordstream 2 Pipeline is pretty much guaranteed to make Europe energy dependent on Russia, thus weakening NATO. Meanwhile, Russia has placed missiles in Libya, Lebanon, and Syria.
....and I thought Trump was a fool for ignoring the Kerch Strait Incident, and negotiating with terrorists (i.e.Taliban).
Vinnie has one of the best voices I've ever heard
Vinny’s joke was funny but Chris come back with the “extra ex” took me out 😂😂😂😂😂
Time stamp?
@@esellanta it was in the beginning
Jazzy getting comfortable on the PODI yesss!!! God bless with labour. Chrissyroad rules ! come to Miami please baby. Mad love you guys always make my Tuesdays better.
LOVE YOU BUBBAS! CAN'T WAIT FOR VINNIE TO HAVE OUR BABY YAAASSS
God bless you're family chrissy even if comes out Asian or black you gotta love it !!! Lol #fatherbill
Pls come to Florida I beg
Chris thank you for the chaos. Currently I’m in the army and I was listening to the podcast with my headphones in at work today and I started busted out laughing when Chris says “you don’t get paid because you don’t work.” Apparently I was laughing a little to loud and my first sgt heard me, so he and my Psg (just another dickhead boss) made me do low crawls all over the company and made me repeat what was so funny. So I’m at work everyone at work is staring at me low crawling through our company yelling “you don’t get paid because you don’t work” so thank you for literally bringing chaos to my life!! 🤣
Also I loved Jazzy on the show we need her on more!! 🙌🏼
Chrissy already infiltrating the government! Trump Distefano 2024😂
Just wanted to let you know that my name is Tyler Fregoso and it’s creepily close to yours. I’m just gonna assume we’re fuckin long lost brothers! Onward baby!
Lmfao " cause you don't worrrrkkkkkkkk" I cried 😭
I'm a broke student, but make no mistake once that loan comes through in September I'm getting on that Patreon
YASSSS ILY!!!
@@chrisdcomedy ILY2
Hahaha this is me. Struggle through the summer for that check to support Professor Distefano and T.A. Homeless Pimp
@@laytonperry364 Creative Chaos 201
@@johnnie543 Joe biden cancel my loans for learning so I can support working Americans instead of worrying about debt you all (Republican or Democrat) created and support the people and businesses you tell me to support
Can't stop laughing. This ep. Is so much fun. You got a good woman she has a great scense* of humor.
Your get a grat science uf punk. chew nation ang suplelling and vocal laboratory. an Capitol I tation.
@@thelyle1399 lol WHAT
Your Wild Mom's House.
Sense* I’m sorry ocd made me
she was so funny this episode
That "I can add an extra ex to my life" was comedy gold.
Headed straight to the back, just here for the content hun!
WE SALUTE YOU! ILY
My old Patreon was Whitney Houston straight to the crack cuz. Now I’m down bad bad bad cuz I’m fat fat fat
Lost it at the sniper rifle at the school 💀 💀 💀 😂 I fkng love Chrissy Chaos
Yasss Vinnie needs to be in the podcasts more!!!!
I work from home.. needless to say I watch Taste Buds on Monday, Chrissy on Tue, Hey Babe on Thursday 😊
Me too !
Facts
Wednesdays be a struggle! lmaooo
“Public school education” when the kid is reading jokes cracked my shit up 😂
I’m always surprised the audio quality is so good considering the mic looks like it comes from the first season of American Idol
🤣🤣🤣 CHAOS IDOL BABE
The audio is atrocious.
It's an SM58. They've been the gold standard for decades.
Dude it's an shure sm58....what the F are you talking about? Edit...sorry Kevin just saw your reply too, I just scrolled down as fast as possible because I was so offended lol.
@@dustinfitz4651 lol I fell ya bro. I mean, dudes just trying to take a swing at funny...but I think to do so, people gotta learn some shit before trying to go hard in the paint
Dude your shows. Absolutely killing it. Congratulations man!
Make no mistake… My love for Chrissy D is as strong as John Cena’s hate of Taiwan
But his Chinese is honestly really good. Pretty wild
Hahaha, funny
Tai who?
That Whitney shirt tho👀
Hanging out with Chrissy Chaos would be the greatest, sober or hammered! Lol only 3mins in and I'm keeling over🤣
Chrissy flippin and floppin with Vin.🤣 I can't wait to see that beautiful baby! Wishing the best for you Vin in the home stretch! ❤💋
Already liked this ep, babe!
Showed my friend this and we’re literally in tears. keep doing your thing man.
Good for John Stewart! I'm glad to see him on the right side of reality. We need more celebrities like him
This was one of your best guys. Strong 💪 eppy
Almost 100K subs 👀 YAAASSS BABE!!
Love Love Love you and Vinny going back and forth you two are way too cute with your banta lol...💕 Not to mention how absolutely adorable she is pregnant 🤗
love hearing vin chime in. shes a saint for putting up with chrissy conspiracy
*I'm sorry but the Billie Eilish Chinese impersonation was spot-on. I talked to that exact woman today while ordering my Chinese food.*
I just die laughing every episode! Just when you think it can’t get any better; always provides us with the best content 😂
I was really hoping for the interview with guy in 2027 Lmfaoooo😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Jon Stewart is the only one defending 9/11 survivors!!! ❤️❤️❤️him!!!
God bless him!!!
Seriously, man. Jon Stewart is an American treasure. Too good to run for office.
Pop zooms on point😂🎯
Chrissy flip-flops! "I'm only saying gesundheit." Half hour later... "bless you"
Your pod plus that Jon Stewart clip made my day.
the Mackweldon AD happening before chris gets the product is gold "Allegedly"
Intro is FIRE!
“What do they pay you with fucking gift cards to Lululemon?” I fucking died😂
Chrissy babe! Thank you for the laughs every week 💕💕💕
Love you Chrissy, got my Saratoga peanut butter and it’s delish. Keep doing your thing, you make my weeks so much better.
The ladder joke guess was phenomenal
you are SICK! LOL
KEEP BEING CUTE BABE!
Just pimp talking to himself!!!! LMAO love to see it xoxox
I'M CHRISSY FLIP-FLOPS! IN THE GREY ZONE! CAN'T PIN ME DOWN ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE MY OMEGA 3 🙌
Chrissy ready to fight vinni in this one ahahahaha couple goals!!!
❤️❤️❤️🙌Jon Stewart!!!
Vinny has her scuba suit ready to hunt down Chrissy's new family in a whale's mouth and im here for it babe!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Vin!!! This episode was 🔥 all love to everyone ❤
Bro Chris is how my kid used to be when they were 5 ," can i/let me ask you a question" every 5 seconds 😂😂
It was in fact my birthday when you dropped this so I’m taking the beginning personal.
i could truly listen to Chrissy and Vin talk all day their voices get me HARD babe!
“Let me ask you this….” 🤣🤣🤣
Great episode. You two have amazing chemistry, no wonder you are marrying her.
Best content on TH-cam. No Debate
100K...soon! YAAAAS!
Vinny’s voice makes me feel things in places
Congrats vin and Chrissy on the baby 💓
Hit the patreon so chris can get a studio and do a podcast without getting in trouble for doing his job.
Love the pod
My favorite part of Tuesday!
Congratulations! You are now “Chrissy TH-cam subscribers” and “Chrissy numbers goin up” 👍🏼
Discussing if whales pull out, this is the kind of content I'm here for!
Wow Chris wasnt takin no heat from Vin today lol
36:35
Holy shit hahahahahah 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Spit my drink out
Lmao the way Chrissy says thank you when the delivery guy comes 😂😂😂😂😂
2 minutes in and its already wild
Chrissy babes!!!!- next podcast I want you to answer this question and I want pimp and Vin’s answers too - if you could have dinner with 3 people dead or alive, who would it be????!!!!!!!
honestlyyyyyy getting your tubes tied isn’t that bad. the recovery time is only a couple days to a weekkkkk. i love the episodes with vin 😂 she’s my fav.
me too
I want God to send me a woman with Vinnies sense of humor
The sniper comment is the greatest!!
A Chrissy and Vinnie podcast would be literally addictive.
NO
I had my tubes removed completely after my second, I had really high risk pregnancies though and might not have made it out of another birth. But we are 29 and don't have to worry about surprise babies or protection forever and it is quite liberating, especially as someone who got pregnant when my husband looked at me lol
love this stuff
Chrissy Cryptos !!! Lol. You are hilarious man. Keep up the good work. I love the videos !!!
Chris flying the pod solo is the best. He is like a matador. Or maybe the bull depending on what’s going on
I am here for Chrissy and Vinny 🇵🇷 Can we get MTV or VH1 to get their lives recorded!! 🤣 from the whale story to the Lululemon comments I lost it
Literally every episode there's a food delivery.
Statute being a cute statue is a great one liner. I lol’d
26:00
WEI ZHANGXIAN
I need that shirt yesterday
I NEED to hear what Chrissy said about the lady waking up from a coma with a baby lmfao
It’s my birthday!!!!! The beginning of this just made me 🥰🥰🥰
SHOUTED OUT YOUR BDAY IN THE FIRST 2 MIN YAAASSS
Just got my Seattle tickets! Yasss
100k subscribers let's go
Titi Jerry and Jazzy/Vinnie are my favorites!
i like how vinny had fun this ep
Finally more Vinny!!!
I feel like pimpy is a cohost, camera should be on him too!
THIS MAN REALLY PUT HIS EMAIL 🤣😭
CHRISSY DAD JOKES. My sister in laws birthday is July 8th thanks for making that day worth a shit finally. Tuning in at 10:30 on trutv
I cannot with him just constantly getting himself in trouble 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Wouldn't it be awesome for Chrissy Chaos to do a collaboration with H3 on one of the "off the rails" episodes? What a perfect match up... also, they are going through so many changes... they should really consider Chrissy as a co-host.
Come to PHOENIX ARIZONA babe!!!
Turn this on this morning and yes it is my birthday!
It actually is my birthday, thank you chris lol
“one more” lmfao 10 jokes later
He’s gotta have his dad on more!!
35:02 Tell me this kid doesn't sound EXACTLY like the kid in Billy Madison 😂
When this first started Chris said the couch setup was temporary. It better not leave
Man that Whitney shirt is cuh cuh cuh cuh cuuuuuute
Yes! Gesundheit, all the way!