Definitely spelling. They are in a different country making any legal actions near impossible, that is if they don't find out you're coming for them and then just disappear to some other country again, then they wasted money trying, it's useless to do anything if they aren't in the us
@@0blacklightning046 who says I told my mom I'd specifically want a phone to call her💀 I was low-key too embarrassed to tell her I only wanted it to call her lmao
@@ErosTheIconic You DIDNT state that. Thats the problem. So you gave the impression by even mentioning it that YOU used that when you were begging her for a phone. Remove your stupid skull nonsense. You are a million years too late to be smarter than me.
@@superspike769I've seen most phones usually have single or dual sim. What I care about and miss is single sim and sd card slot. Way more useful than dual sim.
Funny how the world's smallest smartphone has a removable battery, Micro SD card slot, and dual sim Yet a modern full sized phone (or tablet for that matter) doesn't have those features because "there's not enough space"
@@mushfiq_ulI would rather play Mario Kart, as far as I've seen they only use fear, collective guilt and manipulation as a tactic to make people join or to persecute ex-muslims. Mario Kart has less collective paranoia and more fun, wouldn't recommend. 2/5 lol (I just gave 2 because Jihad is kind of cool, but the rest of it is not so cool, even if the Quran has uncensored parts of the bible in it.)
@@mushfiq_ulI studied so much about catholicism, islam and judaism that my brain broke at a certain point in my life and I needed a real reason to not end my own life. I haven't been the same since then.
@@grego-geekno, you have people bumping all types of music out their cells in prison, a lot of Prisons don't even have guards in the sections they stay in a bubble outside of the sections and only come by every hour or so.
This device gave me flashbacks of early 2000s tech. when everything was trying to be as small as possible. The Tiny music toy hitclips, ipod nanos, ipod shuffles, gameboy micro, the thin razer phone. I wonder if the super tiny tech fad will make a comeback
I had no idea how intricate this process was. It's clear how much time and effort you put into your videos, and it shows. Very insightful, with great asmr!
I had a Navy Chief who had 'the worlds smallest phone' back in the early 2000's. Like the sitcom predicted, his dog ate it... and... kept calling various places that would mumble a few words, then hang up. Chief got lucky, the phone company actually listened, laughed and dropped the international charges, the Chief ended up paying over $3,000 to get the phone out of the dog.
As a convicted felon and ex inmate I find it absolutely hilarious that the people "reviewing" these tiny phones have no idea that they are frequently purchased to smuggle in prison due to their small size making it easy to hid "inside" of someone. I saw my fair share of tiny "butt phones" while locked up... 😂😂😂
I mean, it can be easily assumed that if something can be smuggled in, it will be. I'm wondering why you think that wouldn't be common knowledge. Just bcuz people aren't acknowledging it in their reviews, doesn't mean they don't know about that fact. Anywho...just my 2 cents! Lol 🤷🏻♀️😁
full video is linked. top comment responses: -captions said “the size of a a leg”. that was auto caption 😂. -it’s not a smartphone. me: ehhhh -it’s running Java. me: I’ll dig deeper and let you know -we have your moms number. me: you have 3 out of 10 digits -it’s a smartwatch. me: where. no straps. no heart rate monitor. doesn’t count steps. no health features. no strap attachments or way to attach.
"Oooh nooo, you just exposed your mom's number to the public!" Ancients spoke of forgotten texts, said to have held knowledge lost to modern civilization... RISE! THE PHONE BOOK! 📖💫 🤚(💥👄💥 )✋
This is not a Java phone like some people are apparentally saying. It's just the generic MediaTek keypad phone/smartwatch software as evident by that cheerful melody on startup. I think this might be a very primitive form of MediaTek's RTOS possibly without any kind of app support (unless it does support MediaTek's proprietary MRE runtime)
@@шгх how would a bot get verified? To me that doesn’t make a huge amount of sense. The thumbnails on their videos do look quite similar to the trash that most popular creators put out for 2 year olds to lose their braincells while watching, though. Probably just another content farm?
It's used in practically every welcome phone that uses a mediatek chip and doesn't run android (tbf I have seen some android welcome phones with that startup jingle)
No, it isn't. They will lose this little thing in no time! You know, key phones still exist for that use case and if the kid can't comfortably hold one of those, then they're too young and shouldn't NEED a phone of their own yet!
There's got to be a use case for this thing. I could see a minimalist or something. Man you could put it on a watch band or something or wear it around your neck. I think you covered the full Android smartwatch ticwris max (It had some other brand names from lympho as well and others)? 2.86 in screen running Android 7.1.
There is a use case. It’s for prisoners. They’d never market it as that, but the only people using these will be people who are hiding them and sticking them in inside of them.
@@sercebandmaybe, but it’s not the intended use case. Better off giving kids an old cheap android, they’d be able to do more with it and would be less likely to be lost.
I genuinely can't tell if 'Avenders' was an attempt to avoid lawsuits or a genuine spelling error.
They don't care about lawsuits. No one even tries to file a case against them because it ends up dead in the water.
It was probably both 😂
spelling 😂
😂
Definitely spelling. They are in a different country making any legal actions near impossible, that is if they don't find out you're coming for them and then just disappear to some other country again, then they wasted money trying, it's useless to do anything if they aren't in the us
Avenders Disassemble 😂
😂😂😂 nooo bro
🤣 😂
Copper Woman, The amazing bulk and sonos
Dr. Normal, white panther and captain earth
NO SIGNAL...
Inmates in prison: "write that down! write that down!"
How many phones can you fit in your butt n snuggle into prison?
No more pancake poops
Prison pocket size🎯😂
@@shemiyahyasharalla7695 not really a pocket, but yes
correction lube that up, lube that up
You're a good man who loves his mother. 👍
In a longer video, he also mentions his "smoking hot wife" 😊
@@iamarok 😐
Gilf
@@BR81-iv6lt ❤
I love how despite how sketchy it all seemed, the microphone was the best working part 😂
How else can they spy on you 👀
😂 💯@@viktorvondoom9119
As an actual phone, iphones are very variable in quality.
Other brands can easily match good sound quality, just without all the extras.
@@Tao_Tologyapple living rent free in ur head 😭
@@SweatyTurban34 That.......isn't how that phrase works, dear.
That startup punched me back 25 years
Same, it reminds me of my old smartwatch.
@@DarkAnimsyour smartwatch was a feature phone or what
that is mediatek bullshit
Just 25?
@@Keebafu no
The way I laughed when you pulled the full screen sticker off the front 😂😂 they bamboozled you
I'm surprised that the back camera wasn't also a sticker 😂
I was thinking the same.
To be fair, the box pic of the phone is accurate with big bezels.
Look at the box
Bambezelled
Who cares the way you laughed
"Now lets see if i can call my mommy 😼" literally the reason why i begged my mommy for a phone 😂
Thats manipulative
@@0blacklightning046 how :3
@@ErosTheIconic You know how. What mother would say no to the idea their child wants a phone so they can call them?
@@0blacklightning046 who says I told my mom I'd specifically want a phone to call her💀 I was low-key too embarrassed to tell her I only wanted it to call her lmao
@@ErosTheIconic You DIDNT state that. Thats the problem. So you gave the impression by even mentioning it that YOU used that when you were begging her for a phone. Remove your stupid skull nonsense. You are a million years too late to be smarter than me.
It has a screen, it can run doom
Nah, it better run h1t1
It has a screen, it can run doom
@@leosh9026 It has a screen, it can run doom
It can with 1/500 fps
Josh hutcherson
"now lets see if I can call my mommy"
earned a sub😭
😂😂😂
I also call my mom mommy 😂
@@waltjr2340mommy word is not very sussy it just a normal word
@@AntiEmojiCatAction-Empire i know
See it doesn't matter if it's 1 inch, it still works...
Most underrated comment on this video 😂
@@lowkedoutqueen I'm 1 inch so I would know
Mine cannot be seen with the naked eye
@SteelReaper4450 oh is it like an innie belly button
@@Nervii_Champion LMAO
Monophonic tones bring back such sweet memories, my Nokia 1260 had all the best ring tones
"The phone is size of a leg" 😂
Third leg?
Lego
@@jminor355 Nah, watch the video again and pay attention to the captions. It says leg.
@@monsters_are_human you're right he says like- and then it cuts off.
@@busybuddy4853 nah 💀
If you had this in 1999-2002 you would have been the coolest 😎
The Zoolander!
In the early 2000s, maybe like 2003 or 2004, Sony made a super tiny cell phone, that was not too dissimilar from the Zoolander phone
You're right. I had the Panasonic GD-55, was the coolest thing ever.
I had the juke which was my first phone a Samsung juke a tiny mp3 player/ cell phone cuz that's a good idea 😅😮
@@Thisbook2022 I had GD35 😂
That start up sound came straight from the early 2000's 💀
Looks like it's hardware and software from 2000s too
Ok but that that start up noise sent us back to 2003
It might be the smallest but it's a good listener & has a great personality 😉
It's pretty average....even huge 😿
Never
Average female hands don't even get that big anyways, so this is actually the perfect size, it's also pretty thick which is more important
it's still bigger than some flip phones
*”the phone is the size of my-“*
He didn't have to tell his mom . his mom already knows it since he was a child😂
It's a draw on my end
Eraser
@@Nick-79-29umm it gets bigger as you age sir. She hasn't changed his diaper in years.
@Lord_LindaThePhilosopher u sure about that?
I love how world's smallest phone has dual sim but not a lot of modern phones for "space"
Most phones have the option to buy dual sim or single sim
@@superspike769why not all but some
Virtual Duel SIM
@@superspike769 Bloop likes single sim phones
@@superspike769I've seen most phones usually have single or dual sim. What I care about and miss is single sim and sd card slot. Way more useful than dual sim.
“It’s as small as leg” 💀
Is nobody gonna talk about how he said
“Its as small as-“
Fr
Probably was gonna say a key fob.
As something that his mom used to see when changing his diapers
He said wow that’s a small LCD, Talking about the lcd screen display
@@LBdreamin children are watching!
Bro just unboxed a smart watch without straps
Nah most smart watches can’t make calls on their own
@@elietheprof5678was obviously a joke
Basically
I was just thinking the same thing. My watch has lte sevice, so it can make and receive calls if I am not connected to my phone.
@@elietheprof5678well apparently some are equipped with esim so they technically can..
Funny how the world's smallest smartphone has a removable battery, Micro SD card slot, and dual sim
Yet a modern full sized phone (or tablet for that matter) doesn't have those features because "there's not enough space"
Hey, what's with your pfp
@@mushfiq_ulI would rather play Mario Kart, as far as I've seen they only use fear, collective guilt and manipulation as a tactic to make people join or to persecute ex-muslims. Mario Kart has less collective paranoia and more fun, wouldn't recommend. 2/5 lol
(I just gave 2 because Jihad is kind of cool, but the rest of it is not so cool, even if the Quran has uncensored parts of the bible in it.)
@@mushfiq_ulI studied so much about catholicism, islam and judaism that my brain broke at a certain point in my life and I needed a real reason to not end my own life. I haven't been the same since then.
@@Diskaria Who the fuck are you even talking to
Probably the target audience is people in prisons, burner cells,
The phone definitely has a great personality
“The phone is the size of a well build above average tool I use all the time” 🗿
Zippo's are kind of multi purpose.
I thought the same 😂
Your winky?
It’s huge
"Giggity Giggity"
Prison guards will make a killing off of this 😂
If you can deactivate the music when you start it because it would be eard by all the damn prison 😂
@@grego-geekno, you have people bumping all types of music out their cells in prison, a lot of Prisons don't even have guards in the sections they stay in a bubble outside of the sections and only come by every hour or so.
"One of two SIM ports"
Smallest phone - 2
Apple - 0
Uhh, iPhones use eSIM and support multiple eSIMS get with the times XD
This device gave me flashbacks of early 2000s tech. when everything was trying to be as small as possible. The Tiny music toy hitclips, ipod nanos, ipod shuffles, gameboy micro, the thin razer phone.
I wonder if the super tiny tech fad will make a comeback
I cracked up when she said your voice is so clear 🤣🤣🤣 who would have thought that this tiny thing would have much better sound 🤣🤣🤣
It’s not trying to do 1000 things at once, it just has to do one thing really well.
"Wireless call the voice call" 😂😂😂
Right like who makes this shit 😂 you'd think if they went through all that trouble they'd at least put something on the box that makes sense😂
Yoda agrees he does ;)
"What phone do you have?"
"Mini iPhone 10."
Edit: mama I'm famous
Tysm guys🎀
Mini nokia from 1999. 😂
Goofy ahh phone 😂
"iPhone X Minimum"
- Mrwhosetheboss
Thanking people for likes is beyond cringe
@@Folfah ok tks!🤗
I bet that in 2027 there will be a phone sized of a ant
That's like the operating system of a keypad phone with touch controls
Yea I Don't think this qualifying as a smart phone.
Yep, looks like those awful java phones with a crap touchscreen
It's still most likely android. Just with less visual elements because the device doesn't have enough memory to run graphics
@@JamesThomas-kx5sjits a dumb phone not an android phone, it’s one of those java ime phones
@@JamesThomas-kx5sjIt obviously isn't Android.
Love how its already got a fingerprint under the protector 😂
The Avenders is the team you call when you tried to get food from a machine, but it ate your money and didn’t give you your snack.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You win the day 😂😂😂
I had no idea how intricate this process was. It's clear how much time and effort you put into your videos, and it shows. Very insightful, with great asmr!
Aww It got that Smartwatch battery😭 those things become pregnant in a few months
😂😂😂
Perfect description of what happens
Pregnant lmaooo 😂😂😂😂
Stop watching porn 🤣
What?
Reminds me of tiny Panasonic GD50 and GD 55 mobiles from 2002-03. Back then they're the smallest and cutest mobile ever.
I used to love my Nokia 8210, it was even smaller. Ah the good old days lol
I had a Navy Chief who had 'the worlds smallest phone' back in the early 2000's. Like the sitcom predicted, his dog ate it... and... kept calling various places that would mumble a few words, then hang up. Chief got lucky, the phone company actually listened, laughed and dropped the international charges, the Chief ended up paying over $3,000 to get the phone out of the dog.
Don’t ever tell that story again please
Tell this story to as many people as possible, please!❤
Maybe tell this story, sorta
Let this story tell you
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I love these small phone call cuz it's so small and cute and it's because I love miniature things
"Yo man, you got any Avengers movies?"
"Nah, i got Advenders"😭
😂🎉
Avenders, get it right.
@_..-.._..-.._ Right? Dude tried to make a joke and still got it wrong.
Ad vendors? 🥶🤢
That startup sound sounds like the song on Subaru's cell phone in re zero, when he sets the alarm clock for the time when the white whale appears.
another re:zero fan in the wild...
it was probably the most ominous and scary time to play a ringtone
As a convicted felon and ex inmate I find it absolutely hilarious that the people "reviewing" these tiny phones have no idea that they are frequently purchased to smuggle in prison due to their small size making it easy to hid "inside" of someone. I saw my fair share of tiny "butt phones" while locked up... 😂😂😂
Whole new meaning to the term BUTT DIALING..
Gives butt dialing a whole new meaning! 😜
I mean, it can be easily assumed that if something can be smuggled in, it will be. I'm wondering why you think that wouldn't be common knowledge. Just bcuz people aren't acknowledging it in their reviews, doesn't mean they don't know about that fact. Anywho...just my 2 cents! Lol 🤷🏻♀️😁
*Me chilling with my indestructible Nokia 105*
Prison phones. This is how inmates be making cooking videos.
I wouldnt be suprised if this goes up a kiester for a prisoner to use lol
I'm quite sure it probably already has
New product name, the kiester phone.
@@tommyt414 kiester mini lol
Buttberry T2
He would alert the whole country with that startup jingle
back in 2009 I had i watch-phone that could literally call, had pretty good and loud sound, game etc. Such a good memory
The golden age of tech
This was actually pretty cool!!
"call the voice call" 💀
Calling your mom with your new phone is the universal rule!
Temu tactics with that “screen protector” 😂😂
People in the 1200s: flying cars will be invented in the future
2024: the world's smallest phone
Now let's see if I can call my mommy
Man that was wholesome moment
You know one of these has been in a dude's prison wallet for sure 😂
It's better than a full-size one. Lol, it's compact and easy to carry.
The downside is that loud af jingle
I’d prefer a galaxy note 😈
Every son calls his mother first.❤ This shows that mother is our first priority ❤❤
Haha nah that's because a mother will usually answer your calls.
I love how you guys kept it inspired by the original color.
Apple: “ just because we call it a watch doesn’t mean it’s not a phone 😟 “
Haven't beat Will Ferrell's tiny phone from his SNL days. 😂😂😂😂😂
"Wow! It's so cute and small!"
Yeah, that's what she said.
HAHAHAHA I didn't said that
That starting sound was music to my ears❤ the hood old days
Your mom sounds sweet ❤
Yours too❤️
@@ChechenSoviet 💀💀💀💀
Based pfp & nickname
@@minecraftslegacycommunity486😂😂
@@ChechenSoviet💀
@@minecraftslegacycommunity486 skulls and “based” = found the child
That intro jingle is gonna get one of these confiscated by prison guards.
The mom call at the end was lovely 😊
The caption "the phone is the size of leg" idk why but that got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aww, he still calls his mom. He's a good son. Also, that phone is cute but impractical lol
full video is linked. top comment responses:
-captions said “the size of a a leg”. that was auto caption 😂.
-it’s not a smartphone. me: ehhhh
-it’s running Java. me: I’ll dig deeper and let you know
-we have your moms number. me: you have 3 out of 10 digits
-it’s a smartwatch. me: where. no straps. no heart rate monitor. doesn’t count steps. no health features. no strap attachments or way to attach.
It is probably just a frontend for the simcards logic, which runs java.
it ISNT a smartphone. its a dumbphone
"Oooh nooo, you just exposed your mom's number to the public!"
Ancients spoke of forgotten texts, said to have held knowledge lost to modern civilization... RISE! THE PHONE BOOK!
📖💫 🤚(💥👄💥 )✋
What is the name of the background music that is playing?? 😭😭
@@Kage-Dadarude sandstorm
This is the cutest phone I've seen. 😂
“WIRELESS CALL THE VOICE CALL” god i love poetry.
I love when he call your mom ... it's so cute ❤❤❤❤
Mom's have been top tech reviewers for centuries😂
Love that he called his mom
I always said I would be happy with a mobile phone the size of Star Trek communicator badge.
Fun fact : avendre is a french word that literally means for sale , so this makes avenders "for_salers"
Also “vender” in English means someone who sells things!
@@MerkhVisionIn Spanish “vender” means to sell.
In Martian language it means "humans brains are tasty"
In portuguese it means “jo mama!”
Ok but that’s quite literally not at all what it says but enjoy your fantasy play pretend world
This is not a Java phone like some people are apparentally saying. It's just the generic MediaTek keypad phone/smartwatch software as evident by that cheerful melody on startup. I think this might be a very primitive form of MediaTek's RTOS possibly without any kind of app support (unless it does support MediaTek's proprietary MRE runtime)
"It's okay honey, other phones are too big for me anyway"
Womp womp penis jokee
If it works it could potentially help a lot of people in some dangerous situations, it's easier to hide.
Micro battery got me 😂
Look like one put of a $25 ebay watch I got
@@OffGridInvestor gibberish
I bet that phone has good personality
Its not the size that matters, but how well it performs.
You missed a great opportunity to use the line "Can you hear me now? Good"
Only this phone can help me make an academic COMEBACK.
jOhnZoid, Subscribed because your videos always make me smile!
Wow, thanks!
@@johnzoid74This a bot i’m pretty sure, they also seem to have two scam live streams.
@@johnzoid74 a red flag for bots is when they write your username exactly as it's supposed to be (when it's a weird username like yours 😂)
@@шгх how would a bot get verified? To me that doesn’t make a huge amount of sense.
The thumbnails on their videos do look quite similar to the trash that most popular creators put out for 2 year olds to lose their braincells while watching, though.
Probably just another content farm?
Or maybe I’m just dumb? lol /j
I think you should give your mom a percentage of your income for every mic check you do🤣🤣
The startup sound gives me nostalgia
0:35 Mediatek boot sound (sound used on brazilian phone Positivo P20).
It's used in practically every welcome phone that uses a mediatek chip and doesn't run android (tbf I have seen some android welcome phones with that startup jingle)
Esse mini cll deve ser melhor q todos os dispositivos da multilaser juntos
I love the fingerprint under the cling film lol. 😂
"the phone is the size of leg"
dude must have the smallest legs in the world
"it's how you use it that counts"
I thought it was Android until We found out that has a Mediatek chip and OS 💀
@@Nicky98br What?
'No phones in the courtroom, sir'
Me:
I love how the packaging claims it’s the “BEST” - by what measure??
Perfect for kids that need phones only for calls
No, it isn't. They will lose this little thing in no time!
You know, key phones still exist for that use case and if the kid can't comfortably hold one of those, then they're too young and shouldn't NEED a phone of their own yet!
I too call my mommy on my smartphone 😂
There's got to be a use case for this thing. I could see a minimalist or something. Man you could put it on a watch band or something or wear it around your neck. I think you covered the full Android smartwatch ticwris max (It had some other brand names from lympho as well and others)? 2.86 in screen running Android 7.1.
It’d have to be for smuggling. Areas/places where phones aren’t allowed. That’s the only practical purpose for a device like this
Pretty solid gag to pull one out to get someone's number.
Addendum: "make sure to call, I do very little texting"
There is a use case. It’s for prisoners. They’d never market it as that, but the only people using these will be people who are hiding them and sticking them in inside of them.
@@sercebandmaybe, but it’s not the intended use case. Better off giving kids an old cheap android, they’d be able to do more with it and would be less likely to be lost.
@serceband lol what? If they can't hold a normal sized (smart)phone, then they're probably too young to have/need one!
This is not considered a smartphone, this is what cellular providers would call a feature phone
Good content mate been watching you since last year, your content always puts a smile on my face with nostalgia, keep up the great work
people ask why. i say, prison
"the phone is size of leg"
"I have a phone the size of a Lego" 😂😂