It's infinitely funny that he talks so hard online, but the moment he faces real life consequences he 180s completely, dissolving into his true shrieking Goblin form.
@@Jevlinski and then Marty plays the footage of him being a bitch and he comes on like "Turn the video off Marty" and Marty just plays it over his hard talk so he starts trying to scream over himself screaming and it's just an utter mess, just like the rest of his life.
He truly is a bully of the worst kind! He won't hesitate to pick on folks when he thinks he has the upper hand or on those weaker than him, but he cowers in fear when the tables are turned or he's not behind a screen. 😮
I mean you should've seen that coming instead of just staying off the internet until after his court case he couldn't help himself and was right back making videos about this incident making things infinitely worse for himself
He needs to be banned on all apps he goes on. He makes terroristic threats and has done perverse shut. That’s NOT freedom of speech. NOBODY has a Constitutional right to be ONLINE. This is insanity. It’s not funny. The trolls are even worse.
The best thing about the cops cuffing him is that he can’t rely on his tried and true way of ending arguments that he’s losing; whipping out his diseased junk.
You know what struck me odd? Ed just watched as the goblin walked right by holding the bat. No attempt to stop him even for the goblin's own protection. He must've envisioned a quiet night if he just let things happen.
Even if that isn't the case, we already know Cyrax isn't above beating the shit out of his own elderly family, so Ed could easily say he was scared that the goblin would turn on him if he tried to stop what was about to go down.
I'm 20, special needs, and have never had any issues with the police. Genuinely think I'd take it better than rax, I'd be SHITTING myself, but I wouldn't be screaming and pissing my pants like chase
@@imaginationmaddness2176 I'm 22 Asperger's, Tourette's and osteogenesis imperfecta I've been arrested a handful of times and I can tell you 10000% anyone can handle it better then raxx did. It's perfectly normal to be scared but as long as your co operative they will be aswell
“If the health department of Akron, Ohio sees those videos you’ve been uploading on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we’d have to move out?”
Cyrax realized he is too weak to fight hand to hand after getting beaten by Marty. So now he tried using a bat against the protestor but then realized he is still too weak to fight with a weapon after the guy stopped it with just one hand. The look on his face after that was priceless.
Smokey, he isn't a "protester" he's a vigilante criminal, who was starting a riot and using fighting words. Chance had no option but to protect his famuhley, he couldn't call the police and wait inside, for the police to come. No, his famuhley was inside the house and in danger from the paper sign and fighting words. Chance had to go out with a metal baseball bat, it was his only option Smokey.
this guy had a hidden gun within his sign that he could have used, old Chance is absolutely innocent of everything so far and used the least amount of force to fight against the MASSIVE, HUGE hidden gun within his protest sign and scared off his 200 rioter buddies before the recording even started. he did NOT take it personal and use excessive force, we swear!
>t.felon, he took it like a PC bound 43 would 😂. They scream the same way when they get what they deserve in there. The officers smile and ignore it. I've seen it a few times, once during transport. They read a guy's SA against his daughter in front of me and another guy, usually that's closed court. Crazy enough they put him on the chain instead of a PC cage too. They can't stop once underway, zero tolerance rule. If it's a 45min drive it's a 45min drive, unless they can organize a serious intercept response. They won't have it prepared unless VIP(risoner). So if say an incestuous chomo were getting tuned up and crawling under aisles screaming they'd have to just turn the radio up and go. "We've gotta sink the bismark" always makes me smile. Silver linings, find the good, be it if you can ❤😁😂
Remember when Raxx said he’s a gangster and thug who wasn’t afraid of going to prison and that police/fbi/swat/cia couldn’t stop him? Pepperidge Farms remembers
I swear, that arrest bodycam was absolute kino. His sobbing, screeching for help, thinking he’s such a big shot that he can strike a deal with the police while he’s in cuffs.
Omg bro you wildinnn 😂😂😂😂😂😭 you finna be lit bro on my mama 🔥 😂😂😂😂🤪🤪wait? U finna watch me nae nae????? Iiiiight 😋🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔😂😂😂😬💯💯💯😭🙌🙌🙌🤪🥵😈😈😈Bruh I finna be saying you been goofy all time bruh🤪🤡🤡 I ain't even trippin doe!!! But u obviously on one ain't u doe!!!!!+ 😭😭😭😤😤😤😤🤣💯🙏🏿Bruh quit trying to act lit when yo goofy ass was hatin earlier!! 🚫🚫🚫😤😤😤😤😤😤😤If this ain't facts!!! ✅ ✅ 💯 Ion no what is!!!! ✅ 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥@@SmokeyMcC
The fact that Cyrax managed to get the *true* and *honest* Liquid Chris (or a guy that does an amazing impression of him) to come out of hiding, just to troll him is just one of the highlights in this epic tale of fail.
@@redjirachi1yep, that guy's local PD should be arresting Henry Kissinger. Why are they wasting their time helping the people in the city they work for?
Its like watching the same horror movie over and over, they've seen the same song and dance for over 100 times that at this point they're just indifferent
I’m not the type of person to be charitable to police or landlords, but in Chance’s case their patience has been Joblike. They’ve put up with a lot from the ol’ goblin.
I didn't think he'd end up going to jail but hearing the DA is watching videos on him and cyraxx back on the internet making videos about this incident I'm definitely not as confident as before still don't think he ends up in jail maybe some kind of home or inpatient therapy shit for a time
He always says he has to protect his family. Well, now he can protect his family by getting off the internet so they don't get evicted, but he won't do it. It was always a lie. He was never protecting his family, it's always just been about protecting his fragile ego.
The whole "landlord calling the cops" thing still baffles me. In 30 years of living in apartments, I've had landlords come after me for the most idiotic and mundane things. I feel like this is home owning 101 but here she is... so strange.
Sally is a long time friend of hers, LL mentioned during a bodycam convo between landlord and officer, recall Sally mentioning it on a different bodycam, post arrest daytime on the porch her and Ed kicking the bobo with some officer. Rent from a friend not typical landlord. Must be nice lol because same.
You can tell the landlord is also sick of Chance. But she is also empathetic towards Sally, who is stuck with this mentally ill goblin for the rest of her life, even describing her as a "good tenant".
Maybe locking your neurodisabled son in the basement isn’t always a bad thing. Considering the government stopped funding housing for these kind of people what options do you really have. Just make sure to give him plent of food, wash the clothes and sheets, and an xbox. Dude might be happier permanently grounded in his basement room
You're a lot more forgiving of the tree that bore these fruits than I am anymore. Tf goes on in her household that produces a near 100% rate of sexual predators? To be a bedbug on those walls. I bet the dynamics are a lot different than we imagine- obese bitter women are narcisstic sociopaths, the real Sally is when she yells.
@@johnwhatever8000bro doesn't shower and got an infection and blamed peeps on the internet, when sally passes i wonder how chance will do if anything at all
Former corrections officer in a men's prison here... Guys like him, get their asses whooped in prison/jail. It gets so bad they won't shower because they're scared. And they will get written up for the smallest things by asshole COs just because they act like dick heads. I've seen guys like him go in first week acting big and bad, by week two, they get quiet move slow and cautious. And always get their chow and drink last. And theyre almost always on the phone crying.
One thing to remember is that chance is legitimately stupid as shit, like I’m certain his iq is somewhere in the low 70s, remember how fast he decided he won Marty beating him? Prison rax is getting weekly whoopings at least and he doesn’t shower anyways
I'm almost certain he'd be separated from the regular inmates for his own safety and he wouldn't go in there thinking he's big an bad, he's scared of regular people
@@ilovedogs2642 made my comment before watching the arrest, based on his rants. After seeing the video of the arrest. He'd def be put into seg, and he'd cry like a baby. But that is only if the facility has room, if they're anything like TX they're full to the brim and he'd be thrown into gen pop and fed to the wolves.
@@bellacapulet1933 Given the general level of shitty economy and drug use in Akron, I’d lean toward it being full up. One of those towns where there’s nothing to do except meth and DV.
The bugs have literally abandoned their nocturnal life and taken up full time residence on the dome of Raxx and getting fat as fk on the blood of his greasey scalp ugh.
Indeed. I'm personally a pussy when it comes to confrontation, but I acted leagues better than this when I got detained, and I was falsely accused by a vindictive ex right after a heartbreaking breakup.
I forget which stream it was where somebody kept playing the sounds of himself screaming as Marty pinned him down while he was talking big, but he's not gonna be impressed when the new material gets used.
I respect the shameless honesty. Sometimes it's nice to see unpleasant people reaping what they sew. How many times do you have to touch a hot stove and bitch about it before you grasp cause and effect? I feel like it's ethically fine to take pleasure in it by this point. Fuck that guy.
Sally's enabling is so frustrating. She talked trash to Billy knowing what Chance had done to him, and it makes me wonder if she will do the same to his other and future victims. Like Chance, she brought all this on herself. I'm glad the cops now labeled her a 43, because she earned it.
@@Mewdo45 this isn’t the first time Marty’s thrown a fit when other people play with his toy. Marty thinks he owns cyrax, but cyrax is right to say Marty wouldn’t be anything without him.
@@Duckinsmokes as sad as it is to say the guy is slowly turning dillion Thomas. I bet you he will purposely start beef with people segmenting himself as a lolcow. Kinda depressing how far a guy with good intentions dropped
I love that the childish freakout completely stops when he tries negotiating and to talk over the cop. Business Cyraxx goes away completely once he realizes bargaining doesn't work, then the mewling. 😂😂😂
I love how in the arresting video, I legitimately sometimes cant decipher if it’s Cyrax screaming or the yipping little chihuahua in the background, just a beautiful display of how people see Cyrax as a whole
Seeing that protester confront the goblin was something else. What’s crazy is he’s from my home state of Wisconsin. Last time I checked, that’s about a 7 hour drive were I and this guy lives. So this man was more that just dedicated, he was Hellbent to show up and show out…unlike the goblin of Akron.
"I need to protect my family!" He says, forgetting he was (briefly) detained for striking Sally. "I'm a victim of DV!" He says, forgetting he's struck one of his past gfs.
It’s so funny he’s said so many times “I ain’t scared of jail” n wen it happens he literally bawls for his mommy “mommy help I’m scared, I don’t wanna go to jail”😂☠️
He says "Family" so often, he should be in the next Fast And Furious. But then again, judging by how him and the rest of the family are, Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be more fitting.
I love the little swing with the bat into his hand before charging off the porch. Like "yeah, this will show them how tough I am" 30 seconds later, cyrax lost the fight against a dude who literally used one hand. What a complete VITCH
I can talk about his swing all day. His hands are on it wrong, he holds it higher than Craig counsell, stands more open than Andres gallaraga, has such short arms that any amount of reach completely takes his entire body's power out the swing, and even if he didn't reach he gets almost ZERO torque from his legs/base/core 😂😂😂 But like you said, even if you can't diagnose a swing the fact somebody can record you with their phone in one hand AND overpower you while you have an extremely dangerous (in the right hands) weapon, you are the Pussy Supréme
It was mentioned that Sally and Ed are so upset over evicting Cyraxx because without him, the SSI check wont be coming in, and heaven knows Ed needs his percs
That’s why the landlord will NEVER evict them. She knows Sally’s main source of income is from being Raxx’s legal caretaker. I guess without Raxx she can’t pay her government subsidized rent lol
My favourite moment of the bat assault incident was when raxx had a quick look behind him, expecting Ed to have his back, but Ed stayed on the porch 😂 no one has the goblin's back.
I started a whole pictorial series of this and some other Raxx highlights on Twitter and the snap of him turning, knowing he's fucked, literally using both arms and whole body to try and yank it from the guy's single hand, looking for help and seeing NONE (lol I've been in that spot before, granted I deserved an ass-beating a lot LESS than Raxx but it's so awful looking back hoping help might be coming and having your heart drop seeing nada 😂)
They DEFINITELY watch all of these videos! A cpl said it in the earlier body cams. Then more & more started referencing stuff said in them, or even calling him “Chance the rapper”. Of course they watch. They love it too!!
Cyraxx assaulting Aware of Myself makes me think of some crazy things I'd run into in Saints Row 2. Also, it won't be long before Raxx becomes Big Bubba's newest Prison Wife.
@@phillylove7290 yeah he's too gross, even for desperate prisoners. The one time in his life his poor hygiene will be advantageous for him. They'll still beat him up, though. Poor hygiene is dealt with in one way in prison.
Cyraxx looks like an IRL ren out of Ren & Stimpy. Cyraxx stepdad looks like that guy from the inbred Whittaker family that communicates by barking. The person recording Cyraxx swinging the bat wins the award for the worst recording of all time. "Oh wow fight going on, here's some trees" Cyraxx begging not to be arrested is just gold
It is so incredibly bizarre to me that there is actually a local social movement in Cyrax's neighborhood in Akron protesting against Cyrax himself. It's like the kind of stuff that happened with Chris Chan's public trolling, but extremely overexaggerated and dialed up to eleven. The kind of insane stuff that people joke about when talking about Chris or Cobra is the actual reality of Cyrax. Perhaps he really is the King of Akron and these people are protesting his reign of terror and tyranny.
I'm so proud of my little goblin. He learned to face is problems instead of screaming in an attic. Even if he's still facing prison time he still SHOWED UP and mindlessly attacked a guy in the street rather than hiding behind a camera and calling the police for the 120th time. He's slightly grown as a person which is pretty impressive for a lolcow.
God the sickest part is youre right. It's like getting an npc to produce a unique voiceline. It's just an amoeba on Earth but it's everything on Mars 🤯
But the way he cried and screamed when the cops came kinda undermines the fact he left his goblin cave and went to attack. If he didn't behave like that when the police came and cuffed him, then he would have grown in my eyes. Now, not so much. He literally cried like a little girl. "Mom, please help me!!" wtf....
I am going to take a moment of me being up past midnight to be Philosophical about the Goblin. Cyraxx is like Julius Ceasar if he failed at everything and then stabbed himself, while still pointing at people around him going "Et tu Brute?" He gives himself the highest accolades and has nothing to show for it, fails at every endeavor, drives away whatever person happens to be his ally at the time and, metaphorically. Stabs himself. He then wonders why the Ravens, Crows and Vultures come for him, or when someone takes advantage of his foolish blunders and unwittingly destroys himself without ever staring at the hand holding the dagger, himself. That is all from me. Great video smokey. Hope everyone is having a good.... day, night, whatever other times you want to throw in.
He is actually right here 49:12. His "family" really is all he has. but what he really means is Sally. Everyone knows that his entire family, besides her, wants NOTHING to do with him. Once she is gone, everyone, including Ed, will totally avoid him. I predicted the hotspot thing but that was sort of expected. I imagine that Cyraxx begged and threatened Sally to turn a hotspot on, even though she knows that the landlord is probably getting spammed now. He was probably screaming like : "THIS IS MY CAREER VITCH........NOBODY GETS IN BETWEEN THAT.....*grabs bat*
As someone whos lived in the hood my whole life there are people who talk like Raxx, with his cadence and dialect, but hard core bangers dont even talk like that, the amount of cursing and talking smack shows how little he knows about what he talks about, real Gs dont talk reckless, part of being a man is knowing that violence is a part of life for us and when youve had a taste of some real hard fighting you watch what you say because you will have to act on it
That home is worth 22k. The Landlord wants to keep anyone gullible enough to pay rent on a property that bad. They'd have to be a threat to the actual home for it to be financially viable to evict them.
WHAT? American house prices are crazy. I’m Canadian, Albertan specifically, where rent is the cheapest in the country atm. Our average home prices rn are like 500k, trailers are even hard to find for 22k. Even with USD converted to CAD that’s like 30 something grand for a house, insanely cheap.
@@supremecanadian6815 Oh yeah, home ownership is a damn pipe dream for most Americans these days. A single person working full time is gonna struggle to make rent in most cases, and has probably written off the idea of owning property.
@@supremecanadian6815ven if you make like $75k a year in the US right now, in a lot of states homes that are in high crime areas that are filthy and damaged sell for like $280k It's impossible to buy a house unless you're rich or married and both spouses have high paying jobs. Rent for a two bedroom apartment in a decent area is like $1500 in Ohio. In some others states that is like $2500+
I saw that there was Cyraxx news but I didnt watch anything cause I knew the Smoke would pull up and break everything down in the, honestly, non biased way that he does. Smokey knows he doesn't have to try to make lolcows look bad and that the shit will speak for itself. Love this channel, can't wait for the next video.
@Burger_pants Peaceful protest is not illegal tho. I think him being on the sidewalk with a sign saying he's protesting would still be fine regardless of who's house it is if the cops are doing their job right. Cyraxx has brought it upon himself tho. If he turned himself in for solicitation of a minor no one would be protesting on his sidewalk.
@Burger_pants And if I committed a crime and was truly taking responsibility for it and sorry for it I'd turn myself in. If I was delusional or if I was innocent then yeah I'd also probably go out there and want smoke. Probably wouldn't bring a bat tho.
Damn dude, it's crazy how in depth and comprehensive your vids are. I've never even heard about half the people you cover, but then I find myself mesmerized by all the crazy funny interesting information you're able to provide.
I am watching interrogations since forever, since they are a thing on the internet, but nobody has ever carried themselves more poorly than Rax upon arrest.. no self respect at all. Unbefitting of a samurai :)
It's infinitely funny that he talks so hard online, but the moment he faces real life consequences he 180s completely, dissolving into his true shrieking Goblin form.
It's be a LONG time
And then when it's all said and done, and he is back on the internet, we are right back to square one.
@@Jevlinski and then Marty plays the footage of him being a bitch and he comes on like "Turn the video off Marty" and Marty just plays it over his hard talk so he starts trying to scream over himself screaming and it's just an utter mess, just like the rest of his life.
He truly is a bully of the worst kind! He won't hesitate to pick on folks when he thinks he has the upper hand or on those weaker than him, but he cowers in fear when the tables are turned or he's not behind a screen. 😮
All these internet tough guys like that.
Cyrax couldn't keep his mouth shut even when cops hinted that he had a Constitutional right to remain silent.
He lied to cops. I hope that's brought up in court.
He has always had the right to remain silent. He lacks the ability.
I mean you should've seen that coming instead of just staying off the internet until after his court case he couldn't help himself and was right back making videos about this incident making things infinitely worse for himself
@@PutridPenguinPootsGood! This weasel has gotten away with too much for too long.
He needs to be banned on all apps he goes on. He makes terroristic threats and has done perverse shut. That’s NOT freedom of speech. NOBODY has a Constitutional right to be ONLINE. This is insanity. It’s not funny. The trolls are even worse.
The best thing about the cops cuffing him is that he can’t rely on his tried and true way of ending arguments that he’s losing; whipping out his diseased junk.
Just wait till court day
@@ManikoTH73That will be amazing! 😂
Or disconnect form the call before rejoining.
Would have been hilarious if he said
"Sir can I please show you something"
*whips put moldy wiener*
Wait what?
You know what struck me odd? Ed just watched as the goblin walked right by holding the bat. No attempt to stop him even for the goblin's own protection. He must've envisioned a quiet night if he just let things happen.
Ed is happy asf. Ed going be sleeping good while Bubba enjoys Cyraxx's cheeks 😂😂
cyrax is going to be talking to the napkin in his cell ab the cellie prison wallet arc like it’s his camera. The content that is to come..
@@jordandennis6794no one would mess with those cheeks 🤢
Even if that isn't the case, we already know Cyrax isn't above beating the shit out of his own elderly family, so Ed could easily say he was scared that the goblin would turn on him if he tried to stop what was about to go down.
@@left-2-write28I don’t think cyraxx is any match for ed. he’s not up to par with other men even old men
I just imagined, i am 34 - screaming for my mum "please save me mum" while police nicely ask me to come down to the station.
Fucking miserable.
I'm 20, special needs, and have never had any issues with the police. Genuinely think I'd take it better than rax, I'd be SHITTING myself, but I wouldn't be screaming and pissing my pants like chase
@@MayMoment_I’m 24 and special needs too
@@imaginationmaddness2176 I'm 22 Asperger's, Tourette's and osteogenesis imperfecta I've been arrested a handful of times and I can tell you 10000% anyone can handle it better then raxx did. It's perfectly normal to be scared but as long as your co operative they will be aswell
Cops: How are you special needs?
Cyraxx: because of how I look 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 can’t believe he really said that
@@SmokeyMcCand then the awkward silence after? Lmao I KNOW the cops were laughing inside. 😂😂😂
When all else fails the goblin likes to pull out the regarded card
@@Iblameyouuguarantee like one or two them literally had to walk away to hide and crack up
They hear the craziest shit all the time but I bet that was a first time for them hearing that.
What Cyraxx needs to fix his internet problem is some kind of... lumberjack of sorts. To come in and cut that thing down.
You uploaded it, now you unload it!
“If the health department of Akron, Ohio sees those videos you’ve been uploading on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we’d have to move out?”
“Get away from the internet! I’m cutting it down right now!”
“Go wake up your mother stop bothering me!”
Dude you got me laughing my ass off with that one
You know that cop that had to touch him took a very long shower after his shift and probably still feels unclean.
The cop actually ritualistically Immolated himself after this.
I know he dumped a whole big bottle of hand sanitizer on his hands and arms
“I touched it!” 😂
@@mikem5820
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There was a very good chance that the car had bed bugs in it after our favourite goblin was in there
Cyrax realized he is too weak to fight hand to hand after getting beaten by Marty. So now he tried using a bat against the protestor but then realized he is still too weak to fight with a weapon after the guy stopped it with just one hand. The look on his face after that was priceless.
The fact that he had to go to jail wearing an old ladies bedroom slippers is one of the best things about this
They were probably several sizes too big for his little goblin feet.
They were! You can tell how big they are on him when the last cop asks him to remove them so he can check them. They’re huge on his tiny baby feet!
Smokey, he isn't a "protester" he's a vigilante criminal, who was starting a riot and using fighting words. Chance had no option but to protect his famuhley, he couldn't call the police and wait inside, for the police to come. No, his famuhley was inside the house and in danger from the paper sign and fighting words. Chance had to go out with a metal baseball bat, it was his only option Smokey.
I lost my mother to fighting words 😢
Griffith ruined everything with his damn fighting words.
Had me in the first half ngl
this guy had a hidden gun within his sign that he could have used, old Chance is absolutely innocent of everything so far and used the least amount of force to fight against the MASSIVE, HUGE hidden gun within his protest sign and scared off his 200 rioter buddies before the recording even started. he did NOT take it personal and use excessive force, we swear!
Fighting words killed my mother and graped my father.
As someone who's been arrested before, Cyrax took this like a wuss. Yeah it sucks, but he really showed his true piss baby colors that day.
They were being pretty nice, he didn't even get slammed to the ground when he started screaming and technically resisting arrest
To be fair, they would have broken 14-15 bones at a minimum slamming him into the ground.
@@redoublement4607 the fact that they care about that is evidence they have a pretty decent PD
>t.felon, he took it like a PC bound 43 would 😂. They scream the same way when they get what they deserve in there. The officers smile and ignore it. I've seen it a few times, once during transport. They read a guy's SA against his daughter in front of me and another guy, usually that's closed court. Crazy enough they put him on the chain instead of a PC cage too. They can't stop once underway, zero tolerance rule. If it's a 45min drive it's a 45min drive, unless they can organize a serious intercept response. They won't have it prepared unless VIP(risoner). So if say an incestuous chomo were getting tuned up and crawling under aisles screaming they'd have to just turn the radio up and go.
"We've gotta sink the bismark" always makes me smile. Silver linings, find the good, be it if you can ❤😁😂
Gotta handle the 43s with kid gloves
The prosecution during Chance's court case is gonna have SO much ammunition
They probably won't need to use it...this time. If they just give him a slap on the wrist, like a small fine, he'll reoffend for sure....and quickly.
@@agent_of_cthulhu "but I'm above the law!?!"
Enough ammunition that, if life were a video game, you’d expect the greatest boss fight of your life. And in a way, it would be.
@@agent_of_cthulhuThey can't do that if he argues rather than accept the charges though haha
😂😂😂 dear lord I didn’t even think of that
The goblin is such a huge lolcow that even his local police are probably laughing at his antics online.
27:18 Sally's got that "blocking the whole damn aisle with her cart in the busy Walmart" typa build
Remember when Raxx said he’s a gangster and thug who wasn’t afraid of going to prison and that police/fbi/swat/cia couldn’t stop him? Pepperidge Farms remembers
Lmao I said the same thing. I can't tell you how many streams I've heard him say "I'm not afraid to go to jail muthaF#$%er"
Ok chance.
How crying was so good to hear
All that talk and now he's crying hahahahha
Crying like a baby when confronted with consequences of his actions is classic Chance
Vintage Wilkins
The absolute best part is that cyrax went to jail wearing Sally's slippers. Just wonderful
“Nice slippers u have on there Chance!”
That was magic, how does shit like that happen😂
I swear, that arrest bodycam was absolute kino. His sobbing, screeching for help, thinking he’s such a big shot that he can strike a deal with the police while he’s in cuffs.
Best video of ‘23 hands down!!!
Predators and pedophiles screaming like cowards is always music to my ears
Seeing the goblin attack from different povs is truely amazing in lolcow history.
😂😂😂 facts
Omg bro you wildinnn 😂😂😂😂😂😭 you finna be lit bro on my mama 🔥 😂😂😂😂🤪🤪wait? U finna watch me nae nae????? Iiiiight 😋🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔😂😂😂😬💯💯💯😭🙌🙌🙌🤪🥵😈😈😈Bruh I finna be saying you been goofy all time bruh🤪🤡🤡 I ain't even trippin doe!!! But u obviously on one ain't u doe!!!!!+ 😭😭😭😤😤😤😤🤣💯🙏🏿Bruh quit trying to act lit when yo goofy ass was hatin earlier!! 🚫🚫🚫😤😤😤😤😤😤😤If this ain't facts!!! ✅ ✅ 💯 Ion no what is!!!! ✅ 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥@@SmokeyMcC
As an Akron resident, I can confirm sighs leading to your videos all over town. It’s become a choking hazard for the geese.
😂😂😂 like what. That’s so wild
Cyraxx harming geese is probably his first good deed.
@@SmokeyMcC I kid. We don't get geese here in Akron. I assume the flyers are mostly around Summit Lake.
Not the geese 💀
You should protest Cyrax next.
The “deal” chance was offering to the cops was for a private VIP concert.
😂😂😂 probably true
10% stock in his record company?
And a free copy of his upcoming deathcore album
And a free autograph by your truly
2 hours of head scratcher comedy 🤣
The fact that Cyrax managed to get the *true* and *honest* Liquid Chris (or a guy that does an amazing impression of him) to come out of hiding, just to troll him is just one of the highlights in this epic tale of fail.
Yea except it was horribly unfunny and non entertaining
@@MtBuccawrong
Cop asked if Cyrax had any shoes. Almost expecting that a Goblin would not wear shoes.
Honestly don’t think he owns any. But he did have on shoes at court, so I’m guessing he does own 1 pair. Not shocking
@@MemphisShea at least he’s got slippers
@@McTripsRipz yeah his Mommy’s slippers 😆
@@MemphisShea that actually would not surprise me. Lil pink bunny slips
Cyraxx is an absolute menace and I’m glad the law is so aware of him.
That’s facts 💯
Menace? Dude's the most pathetic goblin I've ever seen
Aware? Yes. Also less likely to help? Also yes.
I'd prefer them go after rich, powerful and influential criminals. Henry Kissinger should not be both alive and free from war crime charges
@@redjirachi1yep, that guy's local PD should be arresting Henry Kissinger. Why are they wasting their time helping the people in the city they work for?
The fact that those cops are so calm when he calls them a joke. Really speaks to the professionalism of the akron pd.
It's impressive tbh😭 especially dealing with cyraxx
Hard to be offended by a 43 tard.
Its like watching the same horror movie over and over, they've seen the same song and dance for over 100 times that at this point they're just indifferent
Or they're just so used to him it's pathetic
I’m not the type of person to be charitable to police or landlords, but in Chance’s case their patience has been Joblike. They’ve put up with a lot from the ol’ goblin.
This honesty is on level with Cyraxx getting his nose broken. Was worried the well dried up completely, but man we were blessed big time with this!
Raxx in jail= NO CONTENT
I didn't think he'd end up going to jail but hearing the DA is watching videos on him and cyraxx back on the internet making videos about this incident I'm definitely not as confident as before still don't think he ends up in jail maybe some kind of home or inpatient therapy shit for a time
@@jontrudell7529the cyraxx economy is done for after the court case
He won’t do jail time. Maybe 30 days max. But not a lot of ppl believe he will get any time.
@jontrudell7529 raxx in jail = pedofile facing time
The Pro Tester is the hero everyone knew we needed. We just didn't know his name. Wherever you are friend, thank you.
The thought of a police officer coming home after another day of responding to Cyraxx's calls and watching SmokeyMcC puts me in a good mood lol
He always says he has to protect his family. Well, now he can protect his family by getting off the internet so they don't get evicted, but he won't do it. It was always a lie. He was never protecting his family, it's always just been about protecting his fragile ego.
Sally doesn't care as long as that disability check keeps coming in that's the only thing keeping cyrax homeless
He always uses "protect the family" as a way to get the trolls and outsiders to feel sorry for him and cover his bad deeds
Dude said he'd protect his family... Yet he beats his grandmother like a drum.
@@silence6813yep. Thinks that we actually give af what his family thinks, feels or says! It don’t work Raxxo, we could give 2 shits about them too!!
@@MemphisShea exactly, especially since his family enables his bad deeds
The whole "landlord calling the cops" thing still baffles me. In 30 years of living in apartments, I've had landlords come after me for the most idiotic and mundane things. I feel like this is home owning 101 but here she is... so strange.
She needs her section 8 guaranteed rental income. If she evicts she needs to renovate/pest control that shit hole before allowed to rent it out again.
Sally is a long time friend of hers, LL mentioned during a bodycam convo between landlord and officer, recall Sally mentioning it on a different bodycam, post arrest daytime on the porch her and Ed kicking the bobo with some officer. Rent from a friend not typical landlord. Must be nice lol because same.
Sally said to the cop “her girlfriend” when referring to the landlady so they must be friends.
The landlady unfortunately isn't fully aware of her rights as a landlord
She’s probably poor and needs that income/can’t afford to fix the house if she evicts them
Cyraxx looks like a character from the Hills Have Eyes.😂
More like the bastard child of Les Claypool and one of the Peacock siblings from the X-Files...
He looks like that one guy from Texas chainsaw massacre, the bald one with the metal plate skull
You can tell the landlord is also sick of Chance. But she is also empathetic towards Sally, who is stuck with this mentally ill goblin for the rest of her life, even describing her as a "good tenant".
Maybe locking your neurodisabled son in the basement isn’t always a bad thing. Considering the government stopped funding housing for these kind of people what options do you really have. Just make sure to give him plent of food, wash the clothes and sheets, and an xbox. Dude might be happier permanently grounded in his basement room
You're a lot more forgiving of the tree that bore these fruits than I am anymore. Tf goes on in her household that produces a near 100% rate of sexual predators? To be a bedbug on those walls. I bet the dynamics are a lot different than we imagine- obese bitter women are narcisstic sociopaths, the real Sally is when she yells.
@@johnwhatever8000bro doesn't shower and got an infection and blamed peeps on the internet, when sally passes i wonder how chance will do if anything at all
How is Sally a good tenant when she allows bug and rodent infestations to go untreated, and allows her grandson to tear up the house?
@@Cloudy_Berry79 idk man, that's what the landlord said 🤷♀️
The shirtless neighbor who picked up tye fallen banner of the protestor was the real MVP.
Former corrections officer in a men's prison here...
Guys like him, get their asses whooped in prison/jail. It gets so bad they won't shower because they're scared. And they will get written up for the smallest things by asshole COs just because they act like dick heads. I've seen guys like him go in first week acting big and bad, by week two, they get quiet move slow and cautious. And always get their chow and drink last. And theyre almost always on the phone crying.
One thing to remember is that chance is legitimately stupid as shit, like I’m certain his iq is somewhere in the low 70s, remember how fast he decided he won Marty beating him? Prison rax is getting weekly whoopings at least and he doesn’t shower anyways
I'm almost certain he'd be separated from the regular inmates for his own safety and he wouldn't go in there thinking he's big an bad, he's scared of regular people
@@ilovedogs2642 made my comment before watching the arrest, based on his rants.
After seeing the video of the arrest. He'd def be put into seg, and he'd cry like a baby. But that is only if the facility has room, if they're anything like TX they're full to the brim and he'd be thrown into gen pop and fed to the wolves.
@@bellacapulet1933 hopefully they're full 😂
@@bellacapulet1933 Given the general level of shitty economy and drug use in Akron, I’d lean toward it being full up. One of those towns where there’s nothing to do except meth and DV.
Cyrax is always talking about protecting his family but he needs to be protecting that skull from all those damn bed bug bites
Right? When your head is covered in scabs, it's time to start worrying about #1.
He couldn't protect his infected dong. No way in hell he could stop those bed bugs
The bugs have literally abandoned their nocturnal life and taken up full time residence on the dome of Raxx and getting fat as fk on the blood of his greasey scalp ugh.
The only one that needs protection is that dog. The dog is the real victim in that house.
Wow. So true. It’s like a wood pecker lives under his pillow.
bro litterally screamed for his "mommy" when hes just getting arrested. dudes unfathomably pathetic
Indeed. I'm personally a pussy when it comes to confrontation, but I acted leagues better than this when I got detained, and I was falsely accused by a vindictive ex right after a heartbreaking breakup.
"Someone's gonna end up getting hurt" - Yes, its you, Cyrax. Da fuq does he think is gonna happen
The one thing that irks me through this whole thing with the cop speaking to the landlady was they never outright told her he's a pedo.
Well tbf on him, how do you word in a way that professional and not liable (even though we know it's the truth)
But he's not convicted as a pedophile, yet. They have to stay professional to some degree. They cannot just call him that openly.
Him talking all hard on his stream after everyone saw his shrieking infant routine in the bodycam footage is so insane to me
I forget which stream it was where somebody kept playing the sounds of himself screaming as Marty pinned him down while he was talking big, but he's not gonna be impressed when the new material gets used.
Lmao. 44:45 "This trash" the cop perfectly describes the Lolcow community we love so much. Its true. 🤣
Hell yea man I’m addicted to watching this parasitic worm squeal and be miserable. It gives me life! Love the profile pic btw 🫡
@Danny___Riot your lower than a lolcow.
I respect the shameless honesty.
Sometimes it's nice to see unpleasant people reaping what they sew. How many times do you have to touch a hot stove and bitch about it before you grasp cause and effect? I feel like it's ethically fine to take pleasure in it by this point.
Fuck that guy.
The freeze frame of him with the bat looks like Baldur from God of War if he tripped and fell into the Chernobyl reactor.
113 times IN SEVEN MONTHS. The cop who first said that said the number was just tracking "since we got the new system in January."
16 times a month
a call every other day and change
Sally's enabling is so frustrating. She talked trash to Billy knowing what Chance had done to him, and it makes me wonder if she will do the same to his other and future victims. Like Chance, she brought all this on herself. I'm glad the cops now labeled her a 43, because she earned it.
A 43?
@@gregthehedgehog0956 APD code number for mentally unstable individual
@@rubayatmamin8218 ah, ok
I laughed my ass off hearing him cry for his mommy. Marty is so jealous.
Marty’s an lolcow himself at this point
At that point I was kinda disappointed at Marty.
A predator just got arrested and the first thing Marty can think of is how he wasn't the one to do it
@@Mewdo45 this isn’t the first time Marty’s thrown a fit when other people play with his toy. Marty thinks he owns cyrax, but cyrax is right to say Marty wouldn’t be anything without him.
@@Duckinsmokes as sad as it is to say the guy is slowly turning dillion Thomas. I bet you he will purposely start beef with people segmenting himself as a lolcow.
Kinda depressing how far a guy with good intentions dropped
@@Mewdo45Marty never had good intentions he's literally a troll in the most literal sense possible
I love that the childish freakout completely stops when he tries negotiating and to talk over the cop. Business Cyraxx goes away completely once he realizes bargaining doesn't work, then the mewling. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 very true
Hahaha, he's a living mullet.
“Business Cyraxx” 😂
I'm stumped on what would he offer.. he has nothing. Offer he peace keepers lice and bedbugs if they let him go?
Ed saying they need to take him no matter what is the most intelligent thing he's been able to spout
Facts 😂
I love how in the arresting video, I legitimately sometimes cant decipher if it’s Cyrax screaming or the yipping little chihuahua in the background, just a beautiful display of how people see Cyrax as a whole
LMFAO i was just thinking this, trying to decipher if it's words or barking 🤣
that picture of him holding the bat before the protester belongs in a museum
If I was a assigned as Cyraxx lawyer I wouldn’t want to come in either, don’t need that on my record
Cyrax looks like the sort of predator that even other predators would keep their distance from.
The main boss predator.
Lvl 99 apex predator
Unfortunately for Raxxy, people still walk over his ass
Yeah but... He is fine with people doing stuff to his ass as long as he gets toys out of it. 😂
@@MeCooper true
Ain’t that the truth bro
Nah man they fucking kick it
It wouldn't be as bad for him if he wasn't constant begging for it. He dishes it all out then cries like a sissy
Even his lawyer had enough 😂
That protester is the GOAT. Really taking one for the team here. Mad respect.
The look on Cyrax face @0:55... The hills truly do have eyes.
😂😂😂😂
Seeing that protester confront the goblin was something else. What’s crazy is he’s from my home state of Wisconsin. Last time I checked, that’s about a 7 hour drive were I and this guy lives. So this man was more that just dedicated, he was Hellbent to show up and show out…unlike the goblin of Akron.
Buy him some beers for confronting the goblin menace
Coward of Akron*
fuckin based wisconsin moment. glad I'm from WI.
I like the part where he stops fighting just to film the goblins head scabs
I never understood what show out meant. Anyone?
"I need to protect my family!" He says, forgetting he was (briefly) detained for striking Sally.
"I'm a victim of DV!" He says, forgetting he's struck one of his past gfs.
It’s so funny he’s said so many times “I ain’t scared of jail” n wen it happens he literally bawls for his mommy “mommy help I’m scared, I don’t wanna go to jail”😂☠️
He says "Family" so often, he should be in the next Fast And Furious. But then again, judging by how him and the rest of the family are, Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be more fitting.
As if he could lift a chainsaw
@@gutbucket6184He could be the hitchhiker👍
Oh wow, the INSTANT change in the desk officer's tone when the landlady says "you'd have to ask Chance Wilkins."
When?
I love the little swing with the bat into his hand before charging off the porch. Like "yeah, this will show them how tough I am" 30 seconds later, cyrax lost the fight against a dude who literally used one hand. What a complete VITCH
I can talk about his swing all day. His hands are on it wrong, he holds it higher than Craig counsell, stands more open than Andres gallaraga, has such short arms that any amount of reach completely takes his entire body's power out the swing, and even if he didn't reach he gets almost ZERO torque from his legs/base/core 😂😂😂
But like you said, even if you can't diagnose a swing the fact somebody can record you with their phone in one hand AND overpower you while you have an extremely dangerous (in the right hands) weapon, you are the Pussy Supréme
One handed!! Says it all!!!
It was mentioned that Sally and Ed are so upset over evicting Cyraxx because without him, the SSI check wont be coming in, and heaven knows Ed needs his percs
Yeah I doubt she will ever evict him, The money is the only reason she hasn't just abandoned him like she did with her own kids
That’s why the landlord will NEVER evict them. She knows Sally’s main source of income is from being Raxx’s legal caretaker. I guess without Raxx she can’t pay her government subsidized rent lol
Thanks for the shout-out, my guy. Great video.
My favourite moment of the bat assault incident was when raxx had a quick look behind him, expecting Ed to have his back, but Ed stayed on the porch 😂 no one has the goblin's back.
Lmfao
The bedbugs do
I started a whole pictorial series of this and some other Raxx highlights on Twitter and the snap of him turning, knowing he's fucked, literally using both arms and whole body to try and yank it from the guy's single hand, looking for help and seeing NONE
(lol I've been in that spot before, granted I deserved an ass-beating a lot LESS than Raxx but it's so awful looking back hoping help might be coming and having your heart drop seeing nada 😂)
He pictured a peaceful sleep
I love the way he squirms like some kind of little worm parasite being ripped out of its host. I love it it’s delicious.
Or one of the worms he pulls out of his ahole...
... At first I thought the worms comments were jokes.
If you swing a bat at me, and i catch the bat, im definiteley batting you at least once. Man was a saint.
That picture with him holding the bat in front of his house makes him look like some deeply imbred hill hermit
😂
It’s crazy how there’s probably memebers of the APD watching these cyraxx lore recaps
They DEFINITELY watch all of these videos! A cpl said it in the earlier body cams. Then more & more started referencing stuff said in them, or even calling him “Chance the rapper”. Of course they watch. They love it too!!
Cyraxx assaulting Aware of Myself makes me think of some crazy things I'd run into in Saints Row 2. Also, it won't be long before Raxx becomes Big Bubba's newest Prison Wife.
With mass incarceration there has to be better picks then Cyrax for a prison wife, especially for a good looking chap like Big Budda.
@@phillylove7290 yeah he's too gross, even for desperate prisoners. The one time in his life his poor hygiene will be advantageous for him. They'll still beat him up, though. Poor hygiene is dealt with in one way in prison.
They’d rather not stick it in there, lmfao
Raxx has clearly never been to a convention because celebs do charge for autographs.
Oh he’s been to SEVERAL comic cons! 😆
The goblin screaming when the cops arrest him is amazing
Top notch stuff
Reminds me of how Chris Chan's dogs would bark lol
Cyraxx looks like an IRL ren out of Ren & Stimpy. Cyraxx stepdad looks like that guy from the inbred Whittaker family that communicates by barking.
The person recording Cyraxx swinging the bat wins the award for the worst recording of all time. "Oh wow fight going on, here's some trees"
Cyraxx begging not to be arrested is just gold
Holy shit he does. They belong on that guys show. Deep white underbelly
I'm only 16 mins in and Chance screaming to Ed for help feels like the guiltiest laugh I've had in years.
Those noises are fucking hilarious. Especially when you know the background to the whole thing.
That head scab jump scare got me good
People always say this about Chris but the Wilkins household seriously reminds me of the family from RE7
It is so incredibly bizarre to me that there is actually a local social movement in Cyrax's neighborhood in Akron protesting against Cyrax himself. It's like the kind of stuff that happened with Chris Chan's public trolling, but extremely overexaggerated and dialed up to eleven. The kind of insane stuff that people joke about when talking about Chris or Cobra is the actual reality of Cyrax. Perhaps he really is the King of Akron and these people are protesting his reign of terror and tyranny.
Cyraxx is a considerably bigger threat to those around him than Chris Chan was. And yes, I almost can't believe that.
@@reloadpsi This is what life is like in a post-harambe society
Cyraxx could seriously reach Chris Chan level of infamy, if he keeps at this rate
“They gonna take you no matter what…”
And that’s when the Goblin knew that his plea’s were as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
....oh my God the jokes I want to make
@@alexisdesmall95 ayyyy lol.
Even if they do cut Cyraxx off the internet. That man is unemployable and is a walking hazard to himself and other people.
When the rubber hit the road. Chance melted faster than an ice cream cone on a hot summer day.
Melted like butter beneath a bear's ass
Cyrax literally looks like he's never made the right decision ever in his life lol
I'm so proud of my little goblin. He learned to face is problems instead of screaming in an attic. Even if he's still facing prison time he still SHOWED UP and mindlessly attacked a guy in the street rather than hiding behind a camera and calling the police for the 120th time. He's slightly grown as a person which is pretty impressive for a lolcow.
God the sickest part is youre right. It's like getting an npc to produce a unique voiceline. It's just an amoeba on Earth but it's everything on Mars 🤯
But the way he cried and screamed when the cops came kinda undermines the fact he left his goblin cave and went to attack. If he didn't behave like that when the police came and cuffed him, then he would have grown in my eyes. Now, not so much. He literally cried like a little girl. "Mom, please help me!!" wtf....
'is' for 'his'
c'est trop francais
The neighbors joining in is the BEST part
It really is amazing
That one cop sounded like liquid chris "i dont know what incident youre talking about."
I am going to take a moment of me being up past midnight to be Philosophical about the Goblin.
Cyraxx is like Julius Ceasar if he failed at everything and then stabbed himself, while still pointing at people around him going "Et tu Brute?"
He gives himself the highest accolades and has nothing to show for it, fails at every endeavor, drives away whatever person happens to be his ally at the time and, metaphorically. Stabs himself. He then wonders why the Ravens, Crows and Vultures come for him, or when someone takes advantage of his foolish blunders and unwittingly destroys himself without ever staring at the hand holding the dagger, himself.
That is all from me. Great video smokey. Hope everyone is having a good.... day, night, whatever other times you want to throw in.
I'm good having a mid day morning thanks.
He is actually right here 49:12. His "family" really is all he has. but what he really means is Sally. Everyone knows that his entire family, besides her, wants NOTHING to do with him. Once she is gone, everyone, including Ed, will totally avoid him.
I predicted the hotspot thing but that was sort of expected. I imagine that Cyraxx begged and threatened Sally to turn a hotspot on, even though she knows that the landlord is probably getting spammed now. He was probably screaming like : "THIS IS MY CAREER VITCH........NOBODY GETS IN BETWEEN THAT.....*grabs bat*
Or threatened to choke her again
I'm looking forward to chance saying, 'I've been to jail boy, you wouldn't survive in jail!'
As someone whos lived in the hood my whole life there are people who talk like Raxx, with his cadence and dialect, but hard core bangers dont even talk like that, the amount of cursing and talking smack shows how little he knows about what he talks about, real Gs dont talk reckless, part of being a man is knowing that violence is a part of life for us and when youve had a taste of some real hard fighting you watch what you say because you will have to act on it
I’m not from the hood and even I understand that.
What goes through the minds of people like Raxx?
@Burger_pantsI love this. Right!
"if you've ever been in a real fight you might not be so keen for another"
-Wayne ; Letterkenney Hick
I just thought the quote fits
Real Gs move in silence
Raxxo is the parody of a gangster
“Actually your honor I have a right to be on the internet”
Not if you get court ordered not to be lmao
That’s exactly what he will say😂😂
"I just don't wanna watch this trash"-The Police
Imagine that. Whoever put this video out should take a lesson
I feel like the landlord doesn't want to evict them because that would require having to deal with the house's filth.
This reminds me of how my mom enables my brother to act like a child as an adult.
That home is worth 22k.
The Landlord wants to keep anyone gullible enough to pay rent on a property that bad.
They'd have to be a threat to the actual home for it to be financially viable to evict them.
That landlord just needs to let them rent to own for 10 k and cut her loses that house value will start dropping
WHAT? American house prices are crazy. I’m Canadian, Albertan specifically, where rent is the cheapest in the country atm. Our average home prices rn are like 500k, trailers are even hard to find for 22k. Even with USD converted to CAD that’s like 30 something grand for a house, insanely cheap.
@@supremecanadian6815 Oh yeah, home ownership is a damn pipe dream for most Americans these days. A single person working full time is gonna struggle to make rent in most cases, and has probably written off the idea of owning property.
@@supremecanadian6815ven if you make like $75k a year in the US right now, in a lot of states homes that are in high crime areas that are filthy and damaged sell for like $280k
It's impossible to buy a house unless you're rich or married and both spouses have high paying jobs.
Rent for a two bedroom apartment in a decent area is like $1500 in Ohio. In some others states that is like $2500+
@@mikem5820 It entirely depends on where. There *are* places like this, yes-- but there's still places you can go where property prices are cheap.
I saw that there was Cyraxx news but I didnt watch anything cause I knew the Smoke would pull up and break everything down in the, honestly, non biased way that he does. Smokey knows he doesn't have to try to make lolcows look bad and that the shit will speak for itself. Love this channel, can't wait for the next video.
@Burger_pants Peaceful protest is not illegal tho. I think him being on the sidewalk with a sign saying he's protesting would still be fine regardless of who's house it is if the cops are doing their job right. Cyraxx has brought it upon himself tho. If he turned himself in for solicitation of a minor no one would be protesting on his sidewalk.
@Burger_pants And if I committed a crime and was truly taking responsibility for it and sorry for it I'd turn myself in. If I was delusional or if I was innocent then yeah I'd also probably go out there and want smoke. Probably wouldn't bring a bat tho.
Smokey is one of the best youtubers on the platform rn. His coverage of lolcows is entertaining to say the least
I appreciate the way he gives them little speeches at the end to remind you to return to your own life and enjoy it.
"Mom, I love you." How sweet of Cyraxx to Guilt trip Sally, a true emotional manipulation.
Like Chris Chan, he has a face only a mother could love
Damn dude, it's crazy how in depth and comprehensive your vids are. I've never even heard about half the people you cover, but then I find myself mesmerized by all the crazy funny interesting information you're able to provide.
I am watching interrogations since forever, since they are a thing on the internet, but nobody has ever carried themselves more poorly than Rax upon arrest.. no self respect at all. Unbefitting of a samurai :)
He racked a dishaprin