Quackity Gets Taught About Women by BadBoyHalo
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2024
- Quackity gets taught how to be the greatest lover ever by BadBoyHalo.
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I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN BBH HAD NO HESITATION TO SAY SKEPPY
I would like this but it has 69 likes rn
LMAOO FR
Punz just peeked out and then hid like ooooh tea
*he wants quackity dead*
bbh's mind: why in the world of muffins would i choose to save quackity from a volcano?!?!?!?!!?
quackity: JUST SAY ME FOR ONE SECOND
This date is the definition of “That escalated fast.”
Yup
Fr thoooooo XD
Yesssssssssssss yeeeeaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow
It didn’t even have time to escalate...it was already reeeeeealy chaotic the moment it started lol what else would we expect from Quackity
bbh saying to treat women like normal people immediately makes him my favorite person in the dsmp
He's just so wholesome and adorable 💙
Ikr same 😫
Same
same
Doesn't that become null and void if you treat "normal people" like garbage?
Also, doesn't that imply that women aren't normal?
*They started with dating advice then ended at complete chaos.*
Badboyhalo: * giving pretty good advice *
Quackity:
*We don't do that here, we going to burger king, take it or take it*
1k likes but no replies?
@Squirrelventures and you just ruined it
@@frixxer87 INIT AAAAHHHH
Opposite quackity be like: *Karen mode enabled*
tbh i would love to go to burger kind with quackity tho 😁
I love how this went from weird dating advice and dating skits to "you committed a murder, you drank and drove, you’re a cannibal and your date is an undercover FBI agent" 💀💀
13:59
Don’t forget the strip club
Wasn’t that the plot of Hannibal
Sounds like an Episode story gone wrong ad tbh
@Maggie the simp PLSS THATS SO TRUE
This ended up just becoming “Quackity and BadBoyHalo become girlfriend and boyfriend”
i love your pfp
JK GET NOOBED
you watch albert too?
Girlfriend: He’s probably cheating on me.
What the boyfriend is doing:
🤣
exactly cheating on me with bbh😂
cheating on him with bad ikr
he was, indeed cheating. 🤡
Tommy: *depressed and in exile*
Meanwhile:
This happened weeks before the exile
I love your pfp, but it brings me pain-
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
memento mori
Memento mori
this feels like a goddamn fever dream
everything that has happened on the smp after tommy left feels like a fever dream lmao
every dream smp vid feels like a fever dream
Hi
I can't get off keyboard if I don't write something I honestly just want to like your coment
yeah
"You're gonna bring me to glory in the most non-sexual way possible!"
"Language..."
😭😭😭👏👏👏👏
Dude we have to admit that Bad's voice is fuckin' adorable.
Ok so I'm editing this to say sorry for the bad word😳
I'm just listening to Bad's "LANGUAGE"
It is
everything about him
@@adamb.2235 true
@@adamb.2235 YES
@Eggzrrad OH NO SORRY
11:15 - "if me or skeppy would fall into a volcano who-" " Skeppy "
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He didnt even let him finish the question lmaoooo
Skeppy 😐🤚🏻
I made the likes 666-
isnt skeppy mean to him and they fight every minute over something dumb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how bbh matched quackitys level of happiness when he told him about love or host
IKR ITS SO CUTE
YES 🥰🥰🥰
very kool
BBH IS THE CUTEST I CANT SOJDIDIDI
@@leenaalothman8308 this is weird
21:18
Him, just slowly turning his head to look at Quackity
And wanted to say " plz kill me I don't want to be here anymore" it's this way I imagine the scene 😂
technoblade wHo?
“I have the best intentions into impaling your face with my trident-“
your name
"I WANNA HAVE SEX!"
"quackity! you wouldn't want someone to just run up to you say that!"
"Yeah i would! I'd say finally after all these years!"
This part had me dying
6:00
Same
if a man told me that ill run away honestly ;-;
I Keep repeating it cuz it's the best part
BBH is such a respectful dude omg
Yes, hes one of my favorite SMP players
Fr its unreal
@@blueberrycat6350 LOL
@@taniac.6774 ⁸77
Yeah :D
Lmfao the way bad isn’t saying “language” immediately after quackity swears as often as he used to almost as if he gave up on disciplining quackity 💀💀💀💀
i think he isn’t saying it because bad isn’t streaming
@@gisxllz maybe
i think he gave up
Looks like Quackity us happy?
ISSS HAPPY I MEAN
how did this go from dating advice to a court hearing 😂😂
The rest of the role-play in the dream smp don't got nothing on this
They don’t call Bbh, chick magnet for nothing
LMAO
emily HAHA NICE PROFILE PIC
HAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS NOT TRUE-I mean it is true...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
B I G
B * * * *
H O N E Y
"If me and Skeppy were gonna fall into a volcano, who would you-"
*"Skeppy."*
He already knew
he immediately answered
He went with the immediate no ❤
700th like
Timestamp?
Bad: *trying to give good advice*
Quackity: *literally ruins it*
IM CRYING WHEN HE SAID ITS A HOMELESS GUY WHEN ITS A ZOMBIE AND BBH KILLED IT “OMG MY DATE JUST KILLED A HOMELESS GUY”
“Bad if me an skeppy were to fall in a volcano who wo-
“Skeppy”
“Who woul-
“Skeppy”
“Bad please just for this”
“ME”
This is one cursed comment wtf
11:17
I could have cried
Quackity: "You've been a naughty naughty boy havent you?"
BadBoyHalo: nods head*
HE REALLY DID HAVE MARIJUANA
200th like
It was cute tho.
Time stamp? Cri-
@@lonelynight7872 17:57 lol
@@jencca thankssss
Quackity: Ima get a girl on love or host
Karl: *exists*
Also Quackity: I guess a man isn't any different
I love how I just totally forgot that this was a dating advise video-
Bbh looks like he's traumatized
he is..
Already is
He has seen some shit
always has been
he probably is
"I'm gonna have three kids and I'm gonna name them Halo, Boy and Bad."
"... I'm flattered."
LMAOOOOO
Time stamp?
@@michalenafarinella7960 9:45
@@hello-xx9ib thanks
@@hello-xx9ib Ty
@@hello-xx9ib ty
"I'm gonna have a T-Bone steak with a side of beef jerky."
"I thought you we're a vegan."
*Are you really gonna question me?*
FUCK THAT 😂😂😂
The fact that bbh is so kind,respectful,pure and tries to be the best person he can makes me smile on the inside
Says he doesn’t eat meat while holding a piece of steak
@Elizabeth Zurbrick drug time-
I mean, he didnt eat it so-
In korea, when they say “wanna eat ramen noodle soup at my place” it literally is a way of saying like wanna have the nasty after we eat ramen like netflix n chill so quackity isn’t too far off ;)
Netflix and chill Korean style. Yeah 😎
The loud slurping wasn't finished yet 😳
@@ele_mayo PLEASE LMAO FGSNGYD
Imagine not knowing what they actually meant and you go to their house just for a friendly dinner but then *that* happens.
I would be horrified.
@@scrablse2613 yeah....
I just love the interaction between quackity and badboyhalo so much 😂😂🤣
6:01 badboyhalo's react is everything LMAOOO
Imagine one of the others has no idea this is happening and they just see Quackity and BadBoyHalo driving past on a boat-
Imangine Skeppy saw this..
@@aditihere._303 oh no...
"THIS IS A *HUMAN LEG* "
....who's leg is that?...
*The exiled child’s leg*
The homeless man Bad killed
The waiters
who’s horse is that
i just love how i see you on wattpad and TH-cam everyday
I love how quackity was trying to say, that bbh and skeppy are a gay couple and bbh just didn't notice lmao
"MY DATE JUST KILLED A HOMELESS GUY" I will always remember that✋🏻😌
Bbh:"im not trying to hurt you"
Me: *waterfall tears at how innocent and nice he is*
What’s the time stamp
@@mootness_ 3:09
“I am a vegetarian and a vegan” he says whilst holding steak
I love your pfp
Praise Bingus.
Stan Bingus
all hail bingus
oh bingus!
This was more about drugs and lawsuits than Love advice
Well q is a law student lol so it makes sense
21:12 so this is Sam's other job other than being the serious and almighty warden of the SMP- yeah nvm LOL
21:15 hahah I can’t bbh is literally traumatised
Badboyhalo be like: "send help..."
I feel so bad for Bad-
@@linshiiin bad for bad
@Blue Not sus BAHAHSHSJAHAHAH FR IKR HES LIKE
._.
I’m surprised he hasn’t gone insane
advice to talk to women: go up to them and yell "BAZINGA" then run away with their cat. (works everytime trust me)
love it when people yell at me and then steal my cat 😍😍🥵
Thank you just tried and now I have jurry in 4 weeks :)))
as a woman, this 100% works. doing this guarantees instant love
as a woman, the reason i'm single is because no one does this to me :D
What if they don't have a cat?
Bad is so traumatized 😂😂
9:35 you could hear bbh laugh a bit lol
21:16 *Bad Looks like he doesn't wanna be there lmaooo*
Edit: I just now realized how I pointed out the obvious lmao😆
I wonder why
THE WAY HE TURNED HIS HEAD LMAO
@@layalsaleh4103 He really said internally
"Quackity why did you do this?"
@@scrablse2613 I know right I don’t see a problem
No shit sherlock
Sam and punz are moving like there's no tomorrow lool 😂
Quackity: "I'm so happy we're gonna listen to Christmas music."
The Christmas music: 9:30
LMAOO YOU CAN HEAR BBH TRY NOT 2 LAUGH
@@normal_rose yeah
what song was it
@@lilimarsh6781 a chistmas song
@@dantom1 what was the title I really Like it
"Who would you save if me and skeppy fell into a vol-"
*"S K E P P Y ."* x5
Quackity is perfect with everyone and bbh is too precious omg
"IM A Vegan, Vegetarian"
*Holds a steak
lol
Mhmmmmmm *vegan*
mmm vegin
LMFAO
@@bunnybunbun2826 *yes*
"No meat, no fat, no trans fat, none of that"
*is holding steak*
If u want advice, Quackity, have some more advice from a girl herself-
*Go to burger king, buy her that sh¡t and ur ready, shes in love with you*
This is random but I like how bad says “relationship” and not “girlfriend” :)
"I'm gonna have a t-bone stake, with a side of beef jerky"
"I thought you were a vegan"
"Are you really gonna question me?"
10:27 Quackity is holding steak saying "I'm vegan." Fantastic
Yes
420th like
I like how this video was about bad teaching quackity relationship advice to an entire fbi case.
When Bad said I'm not trying to hurt you, I know it's a funny bit but that hit me somewhere
21:15 i was genuinely crying when this was live
PFFHAHAHAHA
OH MY GAAWWWWDDDD
"The internet is a great place to meet people"
Every kidnapper ever: *SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE ONES IN THE BACK*
*SAY IT LOUDER FOR TE KIDS IN THE BACK OF VAN*
@@hilol499 LMAO
1:17
**Agressive breathing**
Bad
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Bad
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Boyhalo
Yeah? ;-;
Badboyhalo?!
You okay? Q-Q
B A D B O Y H A L O O O O
Just to clarify if both of them were about to fall into a valcano the right thing to do is to not save either of them
Bad silently: 😀🔫
Especially rn - 21:20
9:50
The “I’m flattered” got me 😂
Looking back at this after so long, I have never seen bad so pained as when after Quackity finished the trial.
13:53 bad has a mission to get out
bbh is such a ladies man
Badboyhalo is already okay with quackity cursing, he just gave up
10:19 "Do you guys have any vegan options?"
he says as he holds steak in his hand
11:17 man didn't even wait for the question to be done 😳
nothing will ever traumatize me more than awesamdude and punz grinding on bbh while saying "we got an order for the big bad boy at table 2" as bad just stares into the distance full of regret
PLEASE I'M SO UNCOMFORTABLE FOR BAD RN JE DIDNT DESERVE THJS BUT I CABT STOP LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME
lmao That was Awesome dude!
Or them in bed
"i know you're a woman-"
"I want 3 kids their names are gonna be halo, boy, and bad"
Bbh: giving genuine advice about women
Big Q: ILL TAKE HER TO BURGER KING
10:29-10:40 “Ah yes! A dish of our finest ice will be brought immediately!”
Quackity: WhY DoNt PeoPlE LovE MeeeeEEe
LITERALLY girls simping for him-
Something tells me that you are simping for him
Well I don't blame you
I'm a guy
@@karan11gm42 same
Lol
@Avalee Kumpf but I'm not gay fam
Ay what about boys LIKE ME
WHEN HE PULLED OUT THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC
I CAN’T-
Ikr xD it's so funny
2:30 "we clearly had diffrent definitions 🤣
"You need to treat women with, kindness, courtesy, and respect."
-BBH ( Amazing )
How did giving relationship advice turn into a federal investigation
Damn, I suck at dates. Not once have I ever took my date to the courthouse so they can rule a verdict on how many years I get sentenced to for murder, drugs and alcohol.
I've really been missing out the big important parts huh?
Don't forget the cannibalism
Same. And don't forget about commiting marriage fraud
14:00 all i could here was "we have a runner" which is from the Maze runner
quackity's guide on how to treat your lover after you've just gotten together:
I WANNA HAVE 2 TO 3 KIDS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW
Can we just talk about bad’s head turn during the club bit?
Timestamp to see that part!
21:19
Have a feeling bbh is the man to talk about women.
when quackity gets drunk tonight and fells asleep and forgot what he was doing tonight 0:22
also catched voice crack 0:28
2:10
I LOVE YOU DON'T CRY
"I'm a *vegan*"
*holds cooked steak in hand*
the only date i would sit through and watch
9:52 the way bad said "im flattered" sonded ilke he's from texas
12:06 THE DONATION
“It’s a homeless guy! OH MY GOD, MY DATE JUST KILLED A HOMELESS GUY.” i don’t think that’s a good person to date, *killing* homeless people isn’t very POG. Though poisoning them is very awesome... *why are there police sirens outside my house?*
whats up with qauckitys dates and killing homeless guys? first schlatt, who is prejudiced against homeless people, and now the muffin man himself.
@@goopcake2862 I dunno, *just seems like Quackity has good taste in partners.*
The “Christmas music” Alex started playing actually made me cry with laughter 9:30
That made me burst
I DIEDA
What's it called?
@@Champizoid I was wondering that, too! I was like, "Well, if I just search 'jingle bell rock parody', I'll probably get way too many results to sift through!"
Today, I decided there was no harm in trying, so I looked it up, and it was actually one of the top results.
It's titled "Dirty Jingle Bells [Christmas special] Ep10 (WEIRD)".
Mee too
Their friendship is so underrated.
3:44
"I would take her to burger king and pay for her burger"
Dam ladies get u a mans like deez
we ladies would use him for free burgers xDD
9:30 LMA000 PLEASEEE I CANT. I FIRGGEN LOVE HIM HES SO FUNNY AND COOL
This was my favorite stream. Sam's role was hilarious
I love Sam so much he’s hilarious
@@just_in_denial4412 same
whats the name of the stream
I know right, he's awesome lol
Who's sam?
Quackity is so freaking hilarious! I was actually crying because I was laughing so hard. BBH is awesome for going along with the craziness. I loved the part when he kept saying he'd choose Skeppy. I was so hoping that even after the persuasion there would be a long pause and he'd still choose Skeppy. I need more of this in my life.
11:22 bros before hoes