>> That's.. honestly insane, I didn't know kids actually did things that violent, I know my parents would probably erase me from existence if I did anything like that. ; - ; which is fair
My cousin did this to me when I was younger too. Completely unprovoked and thought he was just going in for a hug. Still traumatized tbh and that was over 10 years ago hahaha
Just started watching you my dude, and got to say your pretty relatable and i knew i was going to like your vids. I myself is a Kids church teacher and the whole vid reminded me of my own stories with teaching kids. Keep it up 💪 and God bless the works of your hands 🙌
My mom is a preschool teachers and are told what to do when a kid bites/scratches you. When someone is scratching you and is grabbing hard into you, your supposed to press on the palm to make them let go. She has a lot of stories of biting/kicking/punching/collapsing/scratching/screaming
There once was a kid so bold, He hungered for tofu so cold, He found a giant block, And took a big bite - oh, what a shock! His teeth couldn't handle the weight, And soon he began to deflate, The tofu was just too much to chew, He had to find something else to pursue. He tried to eat it with a fork, But it got stuck, oh what a dork! He tried to mash it with a spoon, But it remained as hard as a stone rune. The kid learned his lesson that day, Tofu blocks were not for the faint of play, He decided to stick to smaller bites, And avoid tofu blocks at all sights.
back when i was 16 i was at my friend's house and his like 7 or 8 year old little brother outta nowhere just layed down a absolute haymaker on my jewls, out of pure reflex i just punched the top of his head and lil dude stumbled and sat down with a walls help
Once I was baby sitting my moms friends son, who was insanely aggressive, and when he grabbed my hair and pulled real hard, i couldn't do anything except be like *"stop"*
When I was a little Bebe at the age of around 2, I was in a play centre and this little rat brat (he was my age) bit my hand and it started bleeding. So my mum dragged him out of the play centre hand first, lifted him up and yelled “WHO’S LITTLE BRAT IS THIS!!!” And that’s all I can remember. :)
The only reason the kids don’t listen to “we will get your parents involved” is because the parents don’t punish their children at all. (Note: im Not saying all parents are like this)
A long time ago in the third grade, one of my classmates would sometimes tease people, but it was mostly harmless. That was until one of my other classmates came with a bloody arm saying he bit her... Damn third graders are scary
I got bid by a grade schooler, too, when I was still working as a substitute teacher. I had a very rowdy class to deal with... So I punished them probably in the most humane and yet terrifying way I could pull without overstepping my boundaries. I gave them extra homework to do and if they wouldn't, I would grade those with Fs and let them fail their classes that way. Furthermore, I called them out in class more often to answer questions and retaliated their insult with snarky replies of my own. The one kid that bid me got banned in the corner next to the blackboard while I taught the kids about rabies and using his action as a stand-in example. His schoolmates avoided him for almost a month and his parents tried to file complaint for "psychological trauma" against me, which I answered with a sue for "intentional bodily harm and harassment". And considering that they only had their child's word for it, but I had documented injuries and left over scars from that incident, they drop the complaint real fast. Trust me, even when they are kids, don't let them dance all over you. They are not as untouchable as they think they are.
i am literally 10 and I know not to do these things. when I was like 2-3, i would always be a biter. I got kicked out of 3 daycares💀💀💀💀💀💀. If I were bit by a younger child then i would've probably slapped him since I have very little control over my instincts. And if I was bleeding, i'd most likely be proud on that slap. I'm a vengeful person and sorry for what happened to you.
My mom's worked with kids like Steve for years. She's been bitten, hit and yelled at plenty of times that such violence on her person is often responded with "how was *that* supposed to convince me that (insert reason: in Steve's case, it would be: you deserve to jump on the couch)"? Kids don't often know what to say to when asked that kind of question because it forces them to think. Mom had mastered the "Ask Questions" approach to being allowed to punish a kid's bad behavior.
I got bit by my sister once and it hurt. I looked down and saw that she had taken a tiny chonk out of my hand. I went to dad and he told me to wash it and then just do nothing. Yeah, that was fun and absolutely not scary…Now I’ve got a permanent scar there and no one believes that my sister bit me.
My church has youth group ( 7th - 12th grade) and young kids ( kindergarten though 6h grade ) so yea some churches are different and I have been in both and they are really fun and the leaders are actual adults
I use to be a daycare worker. As you can imagine I got bit a lot. However, one time, a behavioural four year old bit me.. ON THE BUTT! Broke the skin and made me bleed.. I had to go to the hospital to see if I needed a tetanus shot and embarrassingly had to tell them where it happened 😭
Fun fact: When I was 9 I fought with my younger brother and he bit me behind my neck. My skin almost ripped and it actually started bleeding. Somehow, it healed and now I'm healthy. I'm still confused on how my body healed itself. *Am I immortal*
Finally. Another person who actually knows what veggie tales is. Also, at our church, we have a rule that if your being rambunctious, then you have to sit by your parents Edit:I’ve just gotten my spacers and I’ve been looking for a TH-camr to watch but none appealed to me and then I came across one of your videos, so now I’ve just found my comfort TH-camr
My mom works as a substitute and one time she was in a class and a kid came and bit her on the hand and my grandpa (also works as a substitute) said "better hope you dont get rabies" or something like that i don't remember
Your amount of common sense (that is no longer common) just makes me respect you so much😂 Also really good job on posting so consistently🙃 ten minute, high quality videos once a month by one person is quite impressive if you ask me
Also grew up going to Korean Christian churches. I feel ya brother. The adults always pawned off the young ones on the older kids. It'll teach you patience though lol.
You should apply my reverse policy of what they physically do to you do back to them but if you can’t when it finishes convinced the parents to ground him/her to the worst posible thing
First question that runs through my head: . . . Why bite him in the stomach. When other kids bit me as a kid, it was always in the arm or hand. My brother bit me three times and it was never in the stomach. Why the stomach?
The only biting i ever heard was my cat biting my hand for treats, but nothing crazy. But the craziest thing. Was my this random kid trying to bite my friend bc he tried to get his phone but the bus driver was not easy to fool. And that kid got kicked out. (That bys driver was a W to my bud.)
Was a camp leader in my church's VBS once, and there was a little nightmare named Steven, who also bit people. This kid took off his shoes and threw them at people, tried to run _out of the door and into the street_ numerous times, and acted like an angel in front of his mom. And she believed it.
Mine did something called kids camp where they throw us in an auditorium teach us about Jesus and have a stupid giveaway and then let us go and play games
Tofu if the intrusive thoughts won:You shall learn respect and pain shall be your teacher! And that n proceeds to falcon punch the kid out of existence
I remember my parents telling me a story of when I was younger how I beat the crap out of a kid that bit me, and all the church staff let me cuz he kept biting everyone and they said that he stopped biting people after that. XD
I’ve personally never been bitten, but while on holiday when I was younger, I stepped on a stingray. And no, I wasn’t stung, it wasn’t that type of ray, I’ve entirely forgotten the type of ray, but they basically stab you! They hide in shallow water and freaking STAB you if you just so happen to be a pathetic 11 year old who doesn’t know how to look where they step! (Yes, I was a dumb preteen). So to sum it up, I stepped on a ray while on holiday and... I cried like a baby. 😅😭
At a summer vacation I saw this grayish thing and kept trying to get a good look at it. It was a stingray. We kinda stared at each other and then it bolted lol
Oh that reminds when one of of my classmates came up to me and grabbed my arm and *BRUTALLY TWISTED IT REALLY HARD* my arm hurt for the rest of the day :( AND I DONT THINK HE EVEN GOT IN TROUBLE LIKE WHAT and the entire class just witnessed me geting my arm twisted so -55 Reputation oh yea also I don’t even know why he did that bc I helped him or should I say COMPLETE CARRIED HIM IN A PROJECT so idk I’m still mad and sad about that :/
One time in eighth grade a kid was stabbing me with his pencil so I took the pencil from him, he then decided to bite me it hurt a lot but what was even worse was when I saw him smiling as he smiled as if he didn’t care that he attacked me, I still am scared of that kid.
Just put him in super time out. Tie him to a chair in the corner with a sign around his neck that says “do not feed, I bite” and when his parents come tell them he isn’t allowed at kids church anymore cause hes a danger to the other children and the staff. Staff may not be allowed to punish the children fully, but if theyre being dangerous, they can certainly tell them not to come back.
When you realize hes a tofu so the kid thought he was delicious
yes
Hi
Indeed
Hahaha
Oh
My little brother bit someone's ear, almost bit it off, surprised he didn't get detention or something •-•
>> That's.. honestly insane, I didn't know kids actually did things that violent, I know my parents would probably erase me from existence if I did anything like that. ; - ; which is fair
Detention* but HOLY YOUR BROTHER-
And of corse he bit you, your a tofu
@@dumblynonchalant um , you're replying to a comment
Surprised* detention*
Everybody: ...
One kid: Hey wanna see me eat that adult?
Me : * pat pat *
YA!
The cat lover Rendel don’t swear
Yes dude
Or girl
Sounds kinda illegal, but ok kid
The kid needs the adult's consent before eating booty
My cousin did this to me when I was younger too. Completely unprovoked and thought he was just going in for a hug. Still traumatized tbh and that was over 10 years ago hahaha
I bite my own arm XD
I bit my own arm
He shouldn’t get away with that tbh even if he’s a kid he should’ve gotten a worse punishment
Ku Shee yeah cruel sun 😂😂
☀️
☝️
Yes
Bulldozer to the face
Ok dad
LetMeExplainStudios: “Hey I’ve seen this one!”
Uh
I get it
YES
omg ikr!
What do you mean it’s brand new
Kid: Goes up to hug me
Me: Aww, that's so sweet
Kid: You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attack!
OH NO MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
JJBA's refence
Just started watching you my dude, and got to say your pretty relatable and i knew i was going to like your vids. I myself is a Kids church teacher and the whole vid reminded me of my own stories with teaching kids. Keep it up 💪 and God bless the works of your hands 🙌
I mean like who wouldn’t want to eat some tofuu
And I can relate to you a kid bit me in kindergarten because he’s so SALTY
Cough wtf puns
Wow your top comment
BADUM TSSSSS
Tofoo feels like a wet sponge
Why did you type 'tofuu' the TH-camr not tofu the other kind
YOU
ARE
TOFU!
Of course he would try to eat you!
Lmao this made me think of that one toy story scene
Lol
@@ジョニー-u4z Lol
YATO
real life he isn't.
Everyone: getting bit by animals
Me: I bit myself in the mouth
Jun An Anzer Tan I bit my food (I am not weird I promise)
Multiple times... for me
No one
Not a single soul
Me bytes my arm when bored
oh you did that?
well... i bit my arm for scar
@Arib Patwary yeah I cant spell
My mom is a preschool teachers and are told what to do when a kid bites/scratches you. When someone is scratching you and is grabbing hard into you, your supposed to press on the palm to make them let go. She has a lot of stories of biting/kicking/punching/collapsing/scratching/screaming
1989: We will have flying cars in 2020!
2020: This kid tried to eat me!
James Pang lol
True
We don't have flying cars
Yes we dont have flying cars we have kids who eat hoomans
Young Yong Tales: ever been bit before?
Rebecca Parham: *tell me about it*
well in pre-k ALL the students in my class bit a toy sword I brought to school XD
Lol
Y E S
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss
😝😝😝
Next time just “smack the devil out of i em”
Bob Ross
True
Ooo true
XD
There once was a kid so bold,
He hungered for tofu so cold,
He found a giant block,
And took a big bite - oh, what a shock!
His teeth couldn't handle the weight,
And soon he began to deflate,
The tofu was just too much to chew,
He had to find something else to pursue.
He tried to eat it with a fork,
But it got stuck, oh what a dork!
He tried to mash it with a spoon,
But it remained as hard as a stone rune.
The kid learned his lesson that day,
Tofu blocks were not for the faint of play,
He decided to stick to smaller bites,
And avoid tofu blocks at all sights.
this is beautiful
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I would have yelled at the kids for that, you cant physically harm them; but you can definitely scare the crap out of them so they can stfu
Just uncomfortably stare at them with loud breaths
back when i was 16 i was at my friend's house and his like 7 or 8 year old little brother outta nowhere just layed down a absolute haymaker on my jewls, out of pure reflex i just punched the top of his head and lil dude stumbled and sat down with a walls help
@felipe firered11 Stuff happens....
Yeah, i guess so
Once I was baby sitting my moms friends son, who was insanely aggressive, and when he grabbed my hair and pulled real hard, i couldn't do anything except be like *"stop"*
Big OOF.
All F's for u.
Jester Heart Blueflame uhm..?
Couldn't you take your hand behind your back and slap him?
It’s the parents fault. They didn’t feed Steve junk food so Steve ate the first food he saw.
A.K.A "The Toshie"😌
A.K.A a living piece of tofu that bleeds
69 likes lol
Yo he was hungry so he thought he was tofu
Sooooo both worst and worst parents. Junk food and biting
When I was a little Bebe at the age of around 2, I was in a play centre and this little rat brat (he was my age) bit my hand and it started bleeding. So my mum dragged him out of the play centre hand first, lifted him up and yelled “WHO’S LITTLE BRAT IS THIS!!!” And that’s all I can remember. :)
Dang that sucks
Nobody:
6 Year old's when they fight:
"FINALLY, THIS FEAST FEAST WILL BE LEGENDARY"
Well what else are they supposed to do?
@@wierdo2399 punch the bastard they tryna fight
You mean, 3 year olds?
7:39 flashbacks to when Jungkooks shirt refused to be a shirt
"Steve use FULL BITE!
"tofu use SHIRT DEFENSE"
*It was a critical*
Nuzzlocke failed
what
@@Taxevader7042 me and my home boys suffering on nuzlockes because of crits
The only reason the kids don’t listen to “we will get your parents involved” is because the parents don’t punish their children at all.
(Note: im Not saying all parents are like this)
"This kid tried to eat me"
oh..
What does the toshie taste like and how hard is it
Ask the psycopathic kid
OK dude you just where brother but true LOL sorry !
A long time ago in the third grade, one of my classmates would sometimes tease people, but it was mostly harmless. That was until one of my other classmates came with a bloody arm saying he bit her...
Damn third graders are scary
Bruh I almost killed somebody in year 5 because they poked me
Megekittens2090 bro your insane
I got bit on the face by a kid in preschool and still have a mark to this day
Yeah
>:(
I got bid by a grade schooler, too, when I was still working as a substitute teacher.
I had a very rowdy class to deal with...
So I punished them probably in the most humane and yet terrifying way I could pull without overstepping my boundaries.
I gave them extra homework to do and if they wouldn't, I would grade those with Fs and let them fail their classes that way.
Furthermore, I called them out in class more often to answer questions and retaliated their insult with snarky replies of my own.
The one kid that bid me got banned in the corner next to the blackboard while I taught the kids about rabies and using his action as a stand-in example. His schoolmates avoided him for almost a month and his parents tried to file complaint for "psychological trauma" against me, which I answered with a sue for "intentional bodily harm and harassment". And considering that they only had their child's word for it, but I had documented injuries and left over scars from that incident, they drop the complaint real fast.
Trust me, even when they are kids, don't let them dance all over you. They are not as untouchable as they think they are.
i am literally 10 and I know not to do these things. when I was like 2-3, i would always be a biter. I got kicked out of 3 daycares💀💀💀💀💀💀. If I were bit by a younger child then i would've probably slapped him since I have very little control over my instincts. And if I was bleeding, i'd most likely be proud on that slap.
I'm a vengeful person and sorry for what happened to you.
1:27 That sounds like a clickbait buzzfeed title
Or let me explain Studios
The whole video I mean
I eAT fRuITS fOR thE firSt tIME
NOW A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? 2020 GIVE US A BREAK
Ha
😂😂👌
Bro new little kid virus aaaaaaaaaa
My mom's worked with kids like Steve for years. She's been bitten, hit and yelled at plenty of times that such violence on her person is often responded with "how was *that* supposed to convince me that (insert reason: in Steve's case, it would be: you deserve to jump on the couch)"? Kids don't often know what to say to when asked that kind of question because it forces them to think. Mom had mastered the "Ask Questions" approach to being allowed to punish a kid's bad behavior.
smart
*smort*
I got bit by my sister once and it hurt. I looked down and saw that she had taken a tiny chonk out of my hand. I went to dad and he told me to wash it and then just do nothing. Yeah, that was fun and absolutely not scary…Now I’ve got a permanent scar there and no one believes that my sister bit me.
Yong: “Omg! A kid bit me!”
Me: “WaS iT tHe BiTe Of 87’?!”
Give this man an oscar
Hehehe fnaf
Lily Tiger YES FNAF YYAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS
WEVE BEEN ALL ALONE, STUCK IN OUR LITTLE ZONE,
Champion
My friend was bit by a kindergartener... it was almost bleeding.
I had this happen to me 3 times by the same kid. He did it to my friends many times to
I bit my brother he bled and he was just like “seriously dude?”
Huh
That happens to my twin
I would like but its at 69 likes
I feel bad for you, the worse that happened to me was a kid coming out of the bathroom saying she had a m&m up her nose
Okay...
one time as a kid i was like "hehe what if i put an m&m up my nose" then it went too far and got stuck, i panicked but then it just fell out lmao
My church has youth group ( 7th - 12th grade) and young kids ( kindergarten though 6h grade ) so yea some churches are different and I have been in both and they are really fun and the leaders are actual adults
Young Yong Tales: *Get's bitten*
Rebecca Parham: "First time?"
Astromites true! Lol
@@IjustShitMyPantsOnTuesday Ye
Yes
I bite my bro if a pissed of and act like a zombie and my bro bites me back if he want becouse i have fat to pratect me
Ye from bitten while defending a friend
“This kid tried to eat me”
*Hol up*
*Hold up** bro
We need u to get 10k
*you taste better when you're awake*
@@AlienInvasion64 ye
@@_Renden lol
Well at least we know that steve isnt a vampire but probably is a cannibal 🤷🏾♂️
I use to be a daycare worker. As you can imagine I got bit a lot. However, one time, a behavioural four year old bit me.. ON THE BUTT! Broke the skin and made me bleed.. I had to go to the hospital to see if I needed a tetanus shot and embarrassingly had to tell them where it happened 😭
Wtf??? Worst thing that happened to me that is related to that is getting headbutted.
what da fuk
I'm a kid but WHAT THE FU-
No one:
Literally no one:
That one kid: goes attack on titan mode
Edit: wow thanks for da likes
I was that one kid. Still am.
EXCUSE ME STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BROTHER.
@@sissysarts3600 wut
are you a fellow weeb?
Hello, fellow weeb
When i was little, i bit a "friend" of mine. The next day he had high fever!
Felt like a cobra
Ahhh, that satisfaction of being a non- furry, but technically u are
the child has good taste trying to eat a piece of tofu
This channel definitely deserves millions of subs
No billions
@@Soul_evacuated_Ian nah fam trillions ( aliens exist (jk) )
@@eclipse9946 plot twist: They do 😳
@@SH1N0Z 😳
Fun fact:
When I was 9 I fought with my younger brother and he bit me behind my neck. My skin almost ripped and it actually started bleeding. Somehow, it healed and now I'm healthy. I'm still confused on how my body healed itself.
*Am I immortal*
•DitsyDaisy• yes
@@calebhark6653
*oh god*
•DitsyDaisy• your are the chosen one!
Ur not sopposed to bite a titan
Yes
Dang, whenever I helped out in kid's church they were never this misbehaved. Thank God for that because I'm not a very rule enforcing person.
Well there is a reason to eat him.
*he is literally tofu*
Ha ha that’s funny
Good point
R\technicallyTheTruth
I thought he was a wii pad thing
He is not real Henry Stickmin
7:16 you should’ve made the devil say dew it like palpatine
;-;
Why would somebody try to eat you?!?!?!
Oh yea…your tofuu
Lil
You stole this :/
Yeah you stole this,what he said 😒
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
John:He sank his sharp teeth in me!!!
Me: Vietnam flashbacks to the bite of 83
I am from Việt Nam
@Kacper Milakowski what
Kid: **Tries to eat Young yong tales**
Fans: so you have chosen death.
The kid just likes toofu
TOOFU!?
@Alex Root AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Its Young Yong Tales
Samuel Buckley im sorry, ill edit that.
Finally. Another person who actually knows what veggie tales is.
Also, at our church, we have a rule that if your being rambunctious, then you have to sit by your parents
Edit:I’ve just gotten my spacers and I’ve been looking for a TH-camr to watch but none appealed to me and then I came across one of your videos, so now I’ve just found my comfort TH-camr
Rebecca: A got bit by someone while trying to defend my friends.
Young young tales: Sips tea* Interesting.
Well can you blame him you are made of tofu after all tofu is delicious 😋😉
Is that a fucking emoji?
EERIE ERIC, You could’ve just used this,
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mr.Clickbait BRO LANGUAGE
@@bumsicle27 blyat
Tanki The T-34-85 Ok so we could just call people *whore* in 2020?
No one:
Steve’s brother: *I can never outrun the pain*
I don't get it
@@minespace792 I think it’s saying that Steve probably bites his brother a lot at home
My mom works as a substitute and one time she was in a class and a kid came and bit her on the hand and my grandpa (also works as a substitute) said "better hope you dont get rabies" or something like that i don't remember
Your amount of common sense (that is no longer common) just makes me respect you so much😂
Also really good job on posting so consistently🙃 ten minute, high quality videos once a month by one person is quite impressive if you ask me
(If it is not common sense it is rare sense)
Title: A KID TRIED TO EAT ME!
me: o h n o
oh oH OH
Me, Myself, and I No
Congrats on 400k subs, Young Yong Tales! You are a very great animator, and with your work and effort that means you deserve it
This whole video is basically why I volunteer for production instead of being WITH the kids
The kid: bites him.
Me sensing a disturbance in the force: *slap* DoNt ToUcH tHe ChIlD
I can imagine Sr Pelo screaming that like HMMMMMMM POW DONT TOUCH THAT CHILD
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?
THE KID BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER WATDEFOK
"Have you ever been bitten?" Me: Micheal Afton is sighing in a fire right now.
Also grew up going to Korean Christian churches. I feel ya brother. The adults always pawned off the young ones on the older kids. It'll teach you patience though lol.
You should apply my reverse policy of what they physically do to you do back to them but if you can’t when it finishes convinced the parents to ground him/her to the worst posible thing
No I’ve haven’t been bitten, but I got stung in the eye by a bee
OOOOF!!
I hoy stung IN THE FREAKING EYE I CLOSED BY A WASP
Oooooh that's gotta hurt
*_h e c c_*
*_"t h a t ' s u n B E E l i e v a b l e"_*
First question that runs through my head: . . . Why bite him in the stomach. When other kids bit me as a kid, it was always in the arm or hand. My brother bit me three times and it was never in the stomach. Why the stomach?
Because he could. The opportunity presented itself, and he was like, "I'll take it!".
A "child" bite my finger and almost crushed my nail ohh and the finger was bleeding.
Ouch..
Was his name Charlie
Thelma Bernal why
Ok??????
@@explodezluvsu7872 It's a joke to an old Vine where a kid gets bitten by his little brother named Charlie.
Imagine going home and telling your friends you got bit by a kid
Him: "The bite"
Me: *has a fnaf 4 flashback*
Also me: ThE kId BeHiNd ThE sLaUgHtEr
NO wait...ThE tOfU bEhInD tHe SlAuGhTeR
Lul me too
WaS tHaT tHe BiTe Of 87
Animatronics love tofu....
i love fnaf but don't ever reference that god awful song
"Steve use bite!"
Steve used bite, it was very effective
Edit: thanks for 219 likes
Gotta bite em all, pokemon!
''tofu use cry like a baby''
I would've been like
"Dorito use Slap the McChicken outta him!"
It was very effective
“Aliven’t uses war crime”
“It’s super effective!”
I
“Tofu loses 99- health!”
Title: “This kid tries to eat me”
Me: *Well you are tofu*
Lol. I see it 's only logical.
I mean I would I like tofu
The only biting i ever heard was my cat biting my hand for treats, but nothing crazy. But the craziest thing. Was my this random kid trying to bite my friend bc he tried to get his phone but the bus driver was not easy to fool. And that kid got kicked out. (That bys driver was a W to my bud.)
Me: Reads the title
My brain: What the heck?
Was a camp leader in my church's VBS once, and there was a little nightmare named Steven, who also bit people. This kid took off his shoes and threw them at people, tried to run _out of the door and into the street_ numerous times, and acted like an angel in front of his mom. And she believed it.
I laughed so hard at how he explained the bite part. It has happened to me, the treacherous hug + bite 😅
Mine did something called kids camp where they throw us in an auditorium teach us about Jesus and have a stupid giveaway and then let us go and play games
Imagine if the parents were entitled, even better story
I wasn’t paying attention and read it “this kill tried to eat me”
That was just about the best way I have heard anybody handle religion on a youtube channel. Nice. 👍👍
Tofu if the intrusive thoughts won:You shall learn respect and pain shall be your teacher! And that n proceeds to falcon punch the kid out of existence
6:15 love the red blood cell stile surprised face
6:09 top 10 scariest animaie closeups
You misspelled anime
@Keyan Halfacre how is that a woosh?
@@lisandrealawrence7330 I dunno
@Keyan Halfacre your fucking stupid
I remember my parents telling me a story of when I was younger how I beat the crap out of a kid that bit me, and all the church staff let me cuz he kept biting everyone and they said that he stopped biting people after that. XD
Izaya30 nice
YES
F A T A L I T Y
lol you gottem good.
@@calebhark6653 Your loading please wait thing is cool
I love the seven deadly sins reference after he bit you when you wanted to cruel sun that kid
"For some reason, they were just OUT OF CONTROL!"
* State of Survival Zombie Shooter Ad starts playing*
I’ve personally never been bitten, but while on holiday when I was younger, I stepped on a stingray. And no, I wasn’t stung, it wasn’t that type of ray, I’ve entirely forgotten the type of ray, but they basically stab you! They hide in shallow water and freaking STAB you if you just so happen to be a pathetic 11 year old who doesn’t know how to look where they step! (Yes, I was a dumb preteen).
So to sum it up, I stepped on a ray while on holiday and... I cried like a baby. 😅😭
At a summer vacation I saw this grayish thing and kept trying to get a good look at it. It was a stingray. We kinda stared at each other and then it bolted lol
I’m so happy of your sub achievement
Oh that reminds when one of of my classmates came up to me and grabbed my arm and *BRUTALLY TWISTED IT REALLY HARD* my arm hurt for the rest of the day :( AND I DONT THINK HE EVEN GOT IN TROUBLE LIKE WHAT and the entire class just witnessed me geting my arm twisted so -55 Reputation oh yea also I don’t even know why he did that bc I helped him or should I say COMPLETE CARRIED HIM IN A PROJECT so idk I’m still mad and sad about that :/
Congratulations and may the force be with youm
One time in eighth grade a kid was stabbing me with his pencil so I took the pencil from him, he then decided to bite me it hurt a lot but what was even worse was when I saw him smiling as he smiled as if he didn’t care that he attacked me, I still am scared of that kid.
Report him to principal
It’s because he’s gone insane in quarantine
true true
If a kid did that to me then he better wish someone is around to hold me back
No one:
Young Yong Tales: hOLd mE bAcK jEsUS
its 7:22 btw
Just put him in super time out. Tie him to a chair in the corner with a sign around his neck that says “do not feed, I bite” and when his parents come tell them he isn’t allowed at kids church anymore cause hes a danger to the other children and the staff. Staff may not be allowed to punish the children fully, but if theyre being dangerous, they can certainly tell them not to come back.
Is it just me or is every single animator has some really crazy and weird thing happen to them as a kid?
Ladies and gentle men we got rick rolled by himself
As someone who has a lot of crazy things happen to me & wants to be an animator , I can verify that’s true😂
ya honestly i agree
I've had 2 people bit me before. One was when I was living in a group home and the other was when I was babysitting my sister's kids.
Hi everyone remember to stay inside and save lives
6:07 Was that the bite the of 87???
When you realize the kids name and the name he gave COVID are the exact same:
Oh noooo that’s nooo
I don’t get it. Also there’s a stack of likes on this comment! #64 #minecraftloversasseble
@@catqueenstudios8542 shut up
"This Kid Tried To Eat Me!" YOU ARE TOFU