I hope Jameskii will appear in A Callmecarson video or that Callmecarson will appear in a Jameskii video, cuz their content is pretty similar on the main channels. I think Was in a video in the past.
The smile one is actually relevant to gorillas, gorillas take smiling or showing your teeth as to be aggressive. So if you smile at one in the wild it will indeed may attack
The bird's name in the video is Kevin. Kevin is Uncle Ben's Son. If you want to see more of Kevin and Lucid Dream-like content Check out "Urban Rescue Ranch". And also, Uncle Ben has a riot shield now and MULTIPLE lids to protect himself against Kevin ;)
TH-cam was glitching out and was overlaying a story over half the screen after I'm five minutes into the video, but because it's a jameskii video I thought he purposely had some stupid shit covering half the screen.
I live in Australia and thank you for the knowledge of how to survive a ostrich attack I will now inform the Australian government how to win the war if it ever happens again
8:03 Nebraskan here, there are a lot of m60 Parton tanks sitting in town parks and other places. This article is helpful for someone moving one of the many on display at parks
I wouldn’t advise slapping an adult ostrich w a feed can lid 👨🏻🌾🤝 Kevin is basically 1/3 the size of an adult ostrich!
Holy shit hi
nerd
@@Vyclops he’s got lots going for being a “nerd” and what do you have? Nothing.
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND HIMSELF!
LEGEND
You're under the impression you're fighting an ostrich for survival, but you're actually fighting for revenge.
Revenge for the slime that was killed while running from it
"They killed my family... They must pay..."
*"I'm my own master now" plays in the background*
"I don't want people saying that I left you with nothing"
I mean all i know for real is that there will be blood shed
These videos where Jameskii and his friends just laugh at stupid stuff is really entertaining.
I hope Jameskii will appear in A Callmecarson video or that Callmecarson will appear in a Jameskii video, cuz their content is pretty similar on the main channels. I think Was in a video in the past.
@@TheMan-ks9lz yeah I've thought of that too, his last vid really gave me carson vibes
@@Teruteku it literally is the same format
@@Kanakravaatti question is: who copied who
@@Teruteku I mean Carson was doing these videos 3 years ago at minimum so like probably James considering he only started doing these last year or so
i learned so much that day!!
Now I know how to apologize to a cat
i never expected you in a jameskii video
i was listening and i thought like 'is that mysticat?'
OwO UwU
O A T S
Jameskii is basically that rare TH-camr that is in between wholesome and Funny.
He's both!
Beans
Note: Kevin is a rhea, which is pretty much already a nerfed ostrich.
Nmf, look at bird bath
Thank you for the video, James! I have gained so much knowledge and I am now inspired to do these instructions in real life! Wish me luck, everybody!
OMORI NOOOO!
Good luck beating up that ostrich!
OIMri
Omori vs Ostrich who wins
Good luck, omori
I love how batshit crazy the art for wikiask articles are
Why does "Batshit crazy" sounded like "Batshit Insane"...? Did you do that on purpose to reference the MGR?
@@usual_storytexter7378 too much mgr memes bro....
@@usual_storytexter7378 damn you down bad.... in the bad way
@@usual_storytexter7378 oh you ruinin it
"Created a WikiAsk page ya know."
Okay, that prank call got me laughing for straight 3 minutes.
MiF
M an
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F ucked
this stuff is fuckin hilarious, it should be a series
Jameskii calling victoria secret was the best moment in this vid.
"What's her secret" got me lol
Sorry, but "Amber Alert High score" took it for me.
I don't know how you almost always divert to making album covers but it's always amazing, "Monkey See Monkey Do" was genius
The smile one is actually relevant to gorillas, gorillas take smiling or showing your teeth as to be aggressive. So if you smile at one in the wild it will indeed may attack
It’s a threat display in most primates, actually. Grin at a chimp, and you won’t have a face to grin with.
Thanks James! I've learned a lot from from these wikis! I'm now going to use this knowledge for the...greater good..
Ya..the greater good....
Especially the amber alert high score.
@@scg1636 Shush! Your ruining my plan!
*heresy detected*
*grabs bat*
respect for showing some respect on the urban rescue ranch, kevin is still evil
The moment i saw the thumbnail, i immediately know about it from Slimecicle
Same
same here
Yup
AIM FOR THE NECK
Yep
7:20
_"Alright then keep your secrets"_
Wow
The ostrich page gave me PTSD to one of Tommy's video's. You also never fail to give someone wheeze attacks, James.
I knew there whould be a Tommyinnit realated comment
@@FunAngelo2005 Well it's a heavily viewed video soooo.... it was only a matter of time.
"How to get Amber Alert High score" got me suffocating
Its not just content to consume anymore. This guy keeps giving us the joy we need in our lives like I like your videos so much thank you Jameskii
I have to wonder who figured out the weak points on an ostrich
Someone who had a big axe to grind against them
Aussies mate
@@sleepy1066 No. in Australia we have emus
Zulu warriors
Screw it time to draw an ostrich as an elden ring boss
_"Gorrilaz - Kids With Guns"_
Actually amazing punchline to that entire bit
3:08 as an Australian; this definitely could have come in handy back in 1932.
those were emus
@@theschooner7916 Who says we can’t use those skills on emus?
@@theschooner7916 close enough
yeh...this cracked me up XD, last one was pretty good too
Jameskii: Who would read a wikihow article about moving tanks?!
Ukrainian: *start playing sabaton music*
And riding with a tractor
My god im in tears!!!! This was hilarious! Please Jameskii make this a regular thing, there must be so many articles on Wiki like these!
1:32 that cat got the thousand yard stare
Urban rescue Ranch meets Jameskii...I am definitely having a fever dream here
"How to beat an ostrich... Why are there answers, there's WikiHow"
Ahh Slimecicle
this just gets better and better as the vid goes on, LOL
Thank you for introducing me to Uncle Ben XD
I love how Urban Rescue Ranch is just spreading across the internet
7:14
the energy in this
10:35 The kids face is so damn good I just can't stop lauging XDDDDD. Lemme send this to my bois.
I learned some very useful things today Jameskii, thank you very much!
The bird's name in the video is Kevin. Kevin is Uncle Ben's Son.
If you want to see more of Kevin and Lucid Dream-like content Check out "Urban Rescue Ranch".
And also, Uncle Ben has a riot shield now and MULTIPLE lids to protect himself against Kevin ;)
(3:36) The 2022 Oscar's colorized
This is my favorite video of you now. I've rewatched it 4 times by now and it remains extremely helarious.
9:56
sick album cover. probably “an ocean of colours” of something dumb
I always let Jameskii videos sit for some days just to then laugh my ass off when I finally watch them and get angry at myself swooping the bell away.
Wikihow is like your house:
*You never know what you're gonna find in there.*
With the ostrich slap you have earned my sub good sir
Everytime one of these videos ends I'm always wanting more!
James I want those photoshopped pictures you did 😂👌
“Select food item to throw” LOL
We need to make this a series this is the first I'm going to share a video with the family
I'm in tears from laughing so hard
When ever I see how to survive ostrich attack, I always think about Slimecicle reading it
You cant beat the ostriches…..they’re allways one step ahead
Please make this WikiHow video more jameskii. Its so funny
6:43 he looks like G-man
"walk slowly to the cat"
me: casually approach child XD
jameskii: casually approach child
Imagine the mental burden for the artist to consciously draw these tips
Yo you should do a series with the boys Lmaooo!
TH-cam was glitching out and was overlaying a story over half the screen after I'm five minutes into the video, but because it's a jameskii video I thought he purposely had some stupid shit covering half the screen.
As soon as I saw "how to beat an ostrich" I got slimecicle flashbacks
i got a quaker oats ad at 2:40 lmao
1:16
"After apologizing to the cat, watch the tail"
Must be VERY helpful to those owning a manx cat...
5:06 thx for the advice!
Oh hello cousin
Me has gun
Hearing Gorillaz referenced for like a second was enough to make me smile even more than I already was
The ostrich one when explained by slimecicle will always be one of the funniest things ever
Congrats with 2m!!!!
4:16 thats matpat thats smiling
Slimecicle and Jameskii are way ahead of their time
Heres an idea that Epic Games would want.
What if Family Guy was in Fortnite?
1:58 doom walking animations be like
Learned how to beat up an ostritch with slimecicle.
It was pretty usefull... 2 times i'd say
6:02 Nice reference
I live in Australia and thank you for the knowledge of how to survive a ostrich attack I will now inform the Australian government how to win the war if it ever happens again
Fun Fact: Kevin isn't an ostrich he's actually a Rio, they're related to ostriches, Emus and Kiwis.
A RHEA?
a rhea.
jameskii's content is always the best comedy and humor
3:47 we lost to emus not to ostriches but if we did fight them we wouldn’t Australia
We wouldn't Australia
@@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either dude I sent that a year ago how did I not notice 😭
@@zipical
It's makes the comment funny don't worry
@@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either lmao it’s meant to say “we wouldn’t be Australia”
Hey Jameskii this was a good video :)
8:40
I can confirm! This is how we see Americans! Yes i'm European.
Lol i had my cereal ready to watch this video
Never laughed harder in my life
Congratulation 2M subs!!!!
8:03 Nebraskan here, there are a lot of m60 Parton tanks sitting in town parks and other places. This article is helpful for someone moving one of the many on display at parks
This is honestly one of your funniest videos since CS:GO in VR.
5:30 bloons with extra steps
I died at that disney one LMAO!
1:35: I CAN SMELL THE COSMOS!!!
That Ostrich advice works on people and children too
You know that VS lady went through that at least 100 times that week.
we need more of this
1:08 This is the image of my PC dekstop
Oml please, we all here NEED MORE of those videos hahahaha
4:42 This looks like your average japanese old guy
The Randall from Recess comment was under appreciated
9:44 wooduco is hausemaster in disguise
2:30 Ayo the one to the far left. I be trying to check out tf that is
Prank Calls simply don't work without the size 12 nose 7:04
I LOVE THE OAT CHEERIOS OMG ITS SO GOOD
Drinking water during this video was a massive mistake
"Gorillaz Kids with guns" I couldn't stop laughing. Holy
10:34 Hotline Miami but in 90s
i need more of these, havent laughed this hard for a good while
5:49 dont come to school tomorrow
SO FUNNY I CANT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:52 Ukrainian farmers reading that: Interesting
Very useful in day-to-day life
I just got the notification for this video, even though I already watched it xD