LaTomahawk EJECTED in CRAZY NBA Debut
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.พ. 2025
- LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher III drops an absurd stat line in his historic NBA Debut!
Can he carry the Memphis RIZZlies to a NBA championship?
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#nba2k #nba #gaming #basketball
The NBA creates a whole lab generated team to stop LaTomahawk
Space jam
And their captain is a gambling addict.
Heard they are going to make a lab implemented player by the name of “LaStopSignGlassBreaker XII” according to the NBA, he’s supposed to be a deadly 7’11 center who will be capable of dunking over anybody and making a point every time he’s in the paint, with these rumours, the Washington Magic has been looking into him for the next draft, not sure if these are rumours but it’s been leaked by many on twitter, we will see in the future if this Center is implemented in the NBA, and if he is, will he be strong enough to take on LaTomahawk?
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And still fail
LaTomahawk has to score 100+ points single-handedly for the game to count as a win. He also has to shatter someone’s ankles before each three or it doesn’t count.
Thank you for said lore
Yooooo
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@@jaydoles88YO WHUTUP YO WUSSUP.
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Idea: LaSuplex TapOut VIII, a 6’9 wrestling prodigy created in a lab who has held the WWE title for 420 days and is undefeated in solo matchups at 69-0 and made some schmucko named Roman go straight back to NXT.
Or LaTakeDown FaceSquisher lll
Yes I like this idea
LaKnockout HayMaker V already exists
@@YEAtech1934 how about Lacantseeme foldingchair lv???
I was thinking this days ago.
LaPowerBomb CrotchChop II
Rule idea: No baddies are allowed to sit courtside
😂😅
He will just jump to the top row and find a baddie sitting there then
@@NV32310 Damn fair point
And this is played in Memphis, just imagine what he will do in San Antonio!
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I tried to get into the game, but they were only letting in baddies so LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher III would not miss any shots.
Still can’t believe he dropped a 200 point Quintuple double, I would’ve loved to have been in attendance🔥
Lol
Ur channel is 🔥 btw
Me too. I sold my house, car, and took out my retirement savings and still couldn’t afford to get in
Duude ur videos are fire on ur channel🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hahahahahhahahhahahga
New rule to balance LaTomahawk: all shots must be made from behind the half court line unless dunked
nah they're gonna ban women from coming into the stadium so he doesn't make shots every time
I was about to say the same rule. Either all shots from half court or moon shots. Blindfolded and 1 hand behind the back, with his shoelaces tied together
You mean he has to dunk from the half court line or it doesn't count lol
LaTomahawk must have at least 40 assists per game so he doesn’t break his back carrying the Grizzlies by himself.
As a young child Latomahawk dominated the little leagues with his brother LaCookies AnkleSnatcher I. Two years ago Latomahawks baddie cheated with LaCookies and they never played basketball together ever again. Now the only player that can stop Latomahawk is LaCookies and the Oklahoma City Thunder!
4:40 I COULDNT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER THIS HAD ME WEAK!!!
“This midget can’t guard me.” I didn’t know there was friendly fire in NBA2K.
First bro fr the goat don’t think I didn’t see the date on the tweets latomohawk😂
You need to make a golfer for pga tour named Laclubswinga flagpole the 4th who is LaSteroid’s 3 year old grampa, who has a rare type of disability where whenever a mega hot baddie is on the sidelines, he hits a whole in one, but if he doesn’t he proceeds to whack the camera man with his golf club
1:10 LOOK AT THE DANCE😂🕺
Since Ankle Snatcher is so good he automatically be given 5 fouls when the game starts
Sorry for grammar
This is why I’m subscribed
let's see an olympic type video where we see all of the lasteroid family members absolutely destroy their sport and show their true dominance as the goats of sports
1:11 THE GRIZZLIES DANCE 😭 YOURE THE BEST TH-camR OF ALL TIME
Bro Jokic ain’t got NOTHIN on Latomahawk🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
NBA makes him have to only pass the rock or get an alley oop to score
Keep making this series. I love it
Fr
New rule every shot latomahawk makes has to be a half court or they ban women from going to the game your choice.
new rule: latomahawk must only shoot half court shots blindfolded to not see the baddies
New rule, ankle snatcher has to score 60+ points, otherwise he is sent to the Shanghai sharks
I'm selling a ticket stub from LaTomahawk's first game. I didn't go, but my girlfriend did and LaTomahawk said I can have her ticket stub if she went back to his room with her.
Make it so the hotter the baddie is on the court side the farther he shoots from, then have ice spice as the guest of honor to his games
Man, you are crazee!!! Great video.
Can’t wait to see LaTomahawk give Dame Lillard a warm welcome to my Milwaukee Bucks at 5k likes
LaTomahawk needs to get that Jordan Poole treatment
My fav asteroid member is the OG LASTEROID DADDY HACK IV 🔥🔥🔥
Now you gotta make a Lasteroid family member in the WWE 😈😈😈
The NBA had to make him play with untied shoe laces
Road to a mil (we need the new mlb The Show cover)
That was an absolute Tomahawk chop style debut.
Certified banger after 40 seconds
I was here for bro’s first long form vid
We gotta find a way to get LaSteriod in at court side. Also, I wonder if the announcers can be modded to say 'LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher II', I'll have to look into that.
The greatest family in all of history. The LaSteroid Genetics are unstoppable. I’m worried for the future of all sports.
laTomahaw has to pass the ball and can't score
He has to play with an entire team of Ben Simmons
only 3’s can count only if his eye’s are closed
Ankle snatcher vs all of space jam 😈😈😈😈😈
Tried to watch the game but they only let baddies in but I guess laTomahawk gotta be his baddies 🤷♂️
The goat has returned 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
YESSIR
LaSteroid is BACKKKK
He gots that monster throw down chop! Cracking dem ankles! Like Captin Crunch ..He makin it happen!
For 30 games, he cannot use steroids
No baddies allowed to nerf laTomahawk
Dont make me call a timeout you betta pass me the rock 😂😂😂😂😂
Can you make a player data of LaTomahawk so I can play as him?
I am KingGee and I have been in the nba for 5 seasons and hasn’t lost a single game and I average 300 points per game
We need a full of vid of latomahawks ankle breakers
Please make a lacrosse guy in Casey Powell game
La Nutmeg has to be my favourite. He just doesn't miss a shot
I like LaSteriod
The nba should ban all baddies from sitting court side
best comment was "sent a piss missile" the Steroid family is legit !!!! LMAO I watch these all the time!! good job
Who is the greatest athlete of all time it’s either latamohawk the lagunslinga dimedroppa the third or la steroid
Fax
💯💯
Stat line prediction
Pts:215
Reb: 11
Stl: 24
Assist :17
Block:1
You my favorite TH-cam because you goat
Lanutmeg Field Fairy IV
Funniest 2k video I’ve ever watched 😂
Rule: for every assist to count it needs to be an ally-oop to a teammate
This truly is the greatest youtube channel of all time.
1:11 🕺🕺🕺
Great video! When is safety Labodybag coming?
Can he come to Charlotte with LeMelo🐐
Can you do a defensive football player?
Lamurdercharge bodybag IV
This 12 year old outside linebacker eats the offense for breakfast. He averages 15 sacks per game, with 8 for a loss, while also racking up 10 interceptions with 5 returned to the crib, and has forced more fumbles and recovered them than any other defense. Standing at 6'8", 420lbs, this force of nature was created in a lab to counter LaGunslinga Dime Droppa IV.
He did one
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
There's a reason you're not running the channel😐
@@goodgrief1163 You have to admit it it's a hilarious name
@@Sh4rtL0rdYea
LaClapbomb bardownski VI is the best
If LaTomahawk doesn’t have a 100pt quintuple double imma be dissapointed
Might be the first person to get a triple triple
@@legitelf0058420pt quintuple quintuple
What? plenty of people have had triple doubles.@@legitelf0058
How can he get assists if he scores most of the points?... 😂
new rule: every time he obliterates someones ankles, he has to shoot an absolute deadeye water shitshot from the three line, any dunks after stealing ankles dont count.
no scoring to balance it
LaTomahawk Ankle Snatcher III’s shoe is not allowed to touch the paint. If he does, it counts as a 3-pointer for the other team. However, I imagine that this won’t stop LaTomahawk🔥💯
Can you please make a LaBucket Swisher the 7th in basketball
🤣🤣🤣 them snorting coke took me out new pregame routine
Rule everyone that he plays has to be a 99ovr
As the new rule la tamohawk cant look at all during the game. But because his daddy powers he will be able to sense the baddies
276 points
3 assists
28 steals
1 block
2 turnovers
For 1 season wear a blindfold
Rule idea: latomahawk is only allowed to score 2 point shots
Latamahawk is the best nba player make him shoot from the logo
8:50 I was hoping there would be a line like that in this video.
He is himmmmmmm
He has to shoot with his off hand
Rule idea He has to carry Livvy Dunne on his back the hole game
Steph will drain a three on your head
Make LaChipper Holeinone ll
He can’t touch the ball that’s the role for latomahawk
We gotta see the dunk contest gameplay with him
I know nothing about Basketball but omg laughing the entire time...
*camera focusing above his head*
The House of LaSteroid continues to grow. They cannot be stopped! 😂
The 360 dunk was my favorite play.
1:42 that framing 😂
Beautiful 😂 he’s as tall as I am lol 😂❤
Na the date on the tweets
Rule 69: latomahawk has to shoot 3 pointers or it doesn’t count
“Quit crying to the female ref…I was with the before the game if you know what I mean” 😂😂😂
2:47 AI Jones: _He moved left, then right, then, incredibly, back to the left! Obviously, I could only give up at that point._
You should make his son Lagreenlight Rizzerup IIV
I have to say this - whoever's behind the lasteroid lineage and lore is a genius.
There should be a golf player. 👇
I'm damn near pissing my pants 😂😂😂
LaTomahawk has to shoot free throws underhand with his eyes closed to keep it fair