MBMBaM: Torsey, the Torso Horse!

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  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "If i wanted to be a horse i think id still be classified as a furry."
    "No, youd be everyone"

    • @HH-tw6sn
      @HH-tw6sn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      3:39

  • @flreflys
    @flreflys 8 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    i love griffins little 'oh god' after travis' horrific plans

  • @ezzbbj8
    @ezzbbj8 9 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I love Griffin's response to sentences that don't make sense to him e.g. "What? Wh- You just said 4 words that didn't sound like words."

  • @MrSolex
    @MrSolex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    I have no hooves but I must trot

    • @x0divalicious
      @x0divalicious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      your own mouth flavored gum bmvhogkukgkh

    • @zixise
      @zixise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      your own mouth flavored gum oh my fucking god

    • @FrogAnalyst
      @FrogAnalyst 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      AM = A McElroy

    • @Wezla
      @Wezla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      my mouth was full of water when I read this.
      Holy shit this computer almost died.

    • @loganplourde886
      @loganplourde886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice name

  • @DevanLund
    @DevanLund 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    His name is Epitaph, he's not a horse by half, and he communicates by telepathic telegraph...

    • @cjrockband
      @cjrockband 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He flies through the air, of course. Ghost horse. Ghost horse.

    • @GeminiRosche
      @GeminiRosche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Horse stack, horse stack
      Two horses, a real horse stack

    • @cg.4836
      @cg.4836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A song written by a 3 time Grammy award winner.

    • @DanThibodeau1
      @DanThibodeau1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And just a minute, Sweets. He’s got the raps and beats
      He wants a philly in the streets and a freak in the sheets
      Horse ass, horse ass

  • @whoviana
    @whoviana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    referring to a brain as think meat is maybe the best thing I've ever heard

  • @jarroddobben
    @jarroddobben 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Absolutely adore how quickly Justin switched tunes on horses being able to have money and buy surprisingly expensive fursuits once Travis shut that shit down

  • @lyss7528
    @lyss7528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    7:36 is where Griffin's jingle comes in, which is the most important part

  • @Marconejo
    @Marconejo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    "so lets say that im a furry and i show up to a furry con wearing t-shirt and jeans?" yes griffin thats exactly how like at least 50% of attendees show up at furry cons

  • @MishaShivers
    @MishaShivers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    That was a beautiful subtle Princess Bride reference

    • @deodate2995
      @deodate2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fun fact literally an hour before listening to this i finished watching that movie

  • @itscoolstaghorn
    @itscoolstaghorn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I'm surprised that they threw down "sequestered" and didn't make any sort of wordplay combining both "sequestered" and "equestrian".

    • @johnthedork723
      @johnthedork723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sequestrian?

    • @applesKIWISbananas
      @applesKIWISbananas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I shouted sequestrian at the screen when he said it lmao

  • @aldorn7189
    @aldorn7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I lost a Hollow Knight bossfight because I was laughing too hard at this playing in the background to focus.

  • @samueldelacroix6358
    @samueldelacroix6358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    i love how they didnt know what otherkin was but they just nailed it basically

    • @nori1123
      @nori1123 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eieieiie kskekkeek what abt fictkin

    • @alchuraichu
      @alchuraichu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Eieieiie kskekkeek who are they hurting? they aren't pretending to be the same as trans people. they're just having fun relating to characters and things and finding comfort in that. most of them don't think they're oppressed or anything for being kin.

    • @zekeoman1
      @zekeoman1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ***** Hold up, did somebody just politely admit that they were wrong and apologize for their actions? On the INTERNET? Am I in an alternate universe? If so, I never want to leave.

    • @the_other_child
      @the_other_child 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      in all my life i never expected to see the word otherkin on youtube

  • @tbotalpha8133
    @tbotalpha8133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    7:10
    Griffin's faint "oh, God..." gets me every time.
    EDIT: Oh my fucking god, I just watched the Princess Bride for the first time. Now I cannot listen to this clip without assuming that's where Justin got the "leave its ears on" bit from.

    • @miskathonic
      @miskathonic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You are correct. Justin was quoting Princess Bride

  • @blobboys8084
    @blobboys8084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    this is the most fear ive felt in a long time

    • @zixise
      @zixise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blob Boys BLOB BOYS?! GET OUT OF HERE NOW!

    • @the_other_child
      @the_other_child 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it’ll get scarier when you die and torsey meets you at the gates of heaven

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This *_horse_* is kin with bears.
    _Bearkin_

  • @JaneDoe-er2sg
    @JaneDoe-er2sg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I was listening to this while I was driving and I had to pull over to catch my breath I was wheezing so hard

  • @BurningOleander
    @BurningOleander 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    That was a beautiful Princess Bride reference though.

  • @lhaviland8602
    @lhaviland8602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The barely audible "Jesus" in the background at 2:34 never fails to absolutely destroy me.

  • @weeniehutgeneral4702
    @weeniehutgeneral4702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    i want someone to take griffins words "So i'm a furry-" cut it off, make it an audioclip, and use it as much as possible.

    • @obliviousotterI
      @obliviousotterI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have never agreed with anything more.

  • @niormal_froggie
    @niormal_froggie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    wait, wait, wait,... so can it do infinite crimes

  • @pinstripe4254
    @pinstripe4254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alright so in reference to “no one wants the crazy horse” The Black Stallion totally made me want to have a horse

  • @athomassen3980
    @athomassen3980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i've never laughed so hard at something in my entire life, thank you so much for uploading

  • @emmagrace1812
    @emmagrace1812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I laughed so hard I sprayed hot chocolate all over everything I own

    • @MrSandman9151
      @MrSandman9151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Emma Grace You would have to have stood up, walk about your house, spinning in circles or sweeping side to side the entire time, all while spewing hot chocolate for like a minute.
      Pretty impressive honestly.

    • @pepitodiablo912
      @pepitodiablo912 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *slow clap*

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So what I'm getting from this is that either do not have a lot of possessions or you have a huge mouth and a really huge cup of hot chocolate

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have to agree with Travis; Widowmaker absolutely acts like a real horse does.

  • @TOOTaLOOT
    @TOOTaLOOT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I shot cranberry juice out of my nose when griffin started singing and it stung like a bitch

  • @randomcrap3563
    @randomcrap3563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    do you think Orb The Horse is descended from Torsey the Torso Horse

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh certainly, or vice versa; Orb is certain to have offspring, it is a very sensual creature.

  • @Key_Item-z4s
    @Key_Item-z4s 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'm HORRIFIED

    • @quinn4436
      @quinn4436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      HORSEiffied

  • @chongus927
    @chongus927 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The lip thing is called a Fleming response I think

    • @bouncyballblue
      @bouncyballblue 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LPS-Magica *flehmen response

    • @chongus927
      @chongus927 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bouncyballblue There we go!

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think I'll just stick to calling it "that thing that Mr. Ed does" but thank you all the same for the informational tidbit

  • @reidheidler5138
    @reidheidler5138 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's hilarious listening halfway through this, stopping to watch Sorry To Bother You (going in completely blind), and then coming back to this clip immediately after.

  • @IceColdEmber
    @IceColdEmber ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this delightful clip. You are a treasure ♥️♥️

  • @littlemac1378
    @littlemac1378 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm crying

  • @andrewcassidy1790
    @andrewcassidy1790 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I am... horrified

  • @kritzberg2911
    @kritzberg2911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is what One was actually about

    • @dagger2143
      @dagger2143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kritzberg
      Travis has taken my sight!
      Taken my speech!
      Taken my hearing!
      Taken my legs!
      Taken my hooves!
      Taken my soul!
      Left me with life in horse hell!

  • @dagger2143
    @dagger2143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Johnny got his gun: but he's a horse

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Torsey Got His ThinkMeat

  • @Mae-eg9gm
    @Mae-eg9gm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact this video was uploaded by someone with their fursona as their icon

  • @rubberdorky
    @rubberdorky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sequester the equestrian... COMON BROTHERS you’re missing good ones

  • @sheridansullivan5783
    @sheridansullivan5783 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had to memorize drug names and I remembered Demadex is Torsemide by thinking of the phrase, "I DEMAND Torsey the Torso Horse!"

  • @stadbab
    @stadbab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that's a cartoon, travvy.

  • @eminempreg
    @eminempreg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    there's furries and scalies.. that's about it my dudes

    • @sugarsuture
      @sugarsuture 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      avians? isnt that what bird furries are called?

    • @eminempreg
      @eminempreg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the ratman not from my experience. I've never heard that term used much either

    • @sugarsuture
      @sugarsuture 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah :|

    • @GoldphishAnimation
      @GoldphishAnimation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CorrosiveBlue I know several avians, it's definitely a thing. What's funny is because it's so little known, it's massively acceptable to be a big Bird person!

    • @andrewbrowning1931
      @andrewbrowning1931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Stitch Is it acceptable to be a Big Bird person, like Big Bird from Sesame Street

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fed through the tube that sticks in me
    Just like a wartime novelty
    Tied to machines that make me be
    Cut this life off from me, neigh

  • @bmckelvy5717
    @bmckelvy5717 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I JUST realized that Torsey the Torso Horse is a princess bride reference

  • @WateverWatever04
    @WateverWatever04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Orb's origin story

  • @sophsstillsad
    @sophsstillsad 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Incredible that the photoshopped Torsey still has his ears

  • @swissyode
    @swissyode 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    crazy horse.

  • @uwuppa
    @uwuppa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hi sam

    • @lovevictini
      @lovevictini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi veryswig

    • @samgunn12
      @samgunn12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi very swag.

  • @ShadowSwift12
    @ShadowSwift12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No that's called a brony

  • @charlieraven6342
    @charlieraven6342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Griffin s a furry. Confirmed 🐎✔✔

  • @truck452
    @truck452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    69 comments ok

    • @kiaayo
      @kiaayo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice

  • @hmm7846
    @hmm7846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    #furry