Don't worry, Callum! We don't judge! You don't need to be ashamed of your tortoise fetish! 🐢 Maybe you could learn a few things from Ross the tortoise 😉
callum i appreciate you so much i feel like everytime i need to smile i can come to your channel and you always make me laugh! appreciate you and i hope you’re doing better since lockdown!!
Did you know that the "scream" of the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park were made using the sound of tortoises having sex? You can hear them making a similar noise near the end of Callum's video 😂
Your video made me a little Dizzy Callum, not keeping your camera still I felt like I was on a boat out at sea...hope the tortoises behave themselves for the next few days..Lol 😂😂😂
Proud of you for not running away screaming from the ginger children.
Fucking lmao
I bet cal feels like a right beta now he knows a pair of tortoises are having more boom boom than him
Time to watch Callum vent to me, class
YES DEMPBYYYYY
3:30 "wind through my hair... my scalp"
legend
You need to give Ross the spinning elbow. Can't be having a tortoise stripping you of your alphamaleness with all that boom boom
Binge watching all Callum’s vids, love this channel ❤️
Same man
I’ve basically watched all of them so got no more😔😔
Am jealous, enjoy!
@@oznej526 wish he posted more tbh😭🤣
He looks like gargomel.
Callum has one of the most real and genuinely hilarious personality and channels on this site
Callum’s jealous of the raunchy tortoise action, boom boom hasn’t been plentiful recently :(
Hagrid .
Dont he realise that’s what mammals and reptiles do mate sleep poo 💩
0:20 too late callum there is no stopping them that's at least 20 YTPS you have just started
Don't worry, Callum! We don't judge! You don't need to be ashamed of your tortoise fetish! 🐢
Maybe you could learn a few things from Ross the tortoise 😉
Hagrid.
Jesus Christ... you're sick bro..
@@DogCatLady2004 Callum is the one who enjoys watching tortoises shag
I expect tortoise themed donations in the coming streams. 😂
@@DaegosYT okay yeah... I guess that makes sense....
Callum never learns does he, here comes another loads of YTPS
I think he made this video to get YTP's kicking off again. He was gonna do another meme review but there was no ytps
callum i appreciate you so much i feel like everytime i need to smile i can come to
your channel and you always make me laugh! appreciate you and i hope you’re doing better since lockdown!!
Well done for not being scared of gingers anymore 😂
Plot twist: Cal joined in
Hagrid.
“Ross and Rachel” is bs, the tortoises are actually called Fred and Rose
Okay
Jack and Rose* imagine lol
Don’t lie cal you’re forcing them to have boom boom
Good job callum you have lost lots of weight
Callum why did you keep filming the tortoise boom boom? Are you building up a w*nk bank? 🤨
"wind through my scalp"
I started watching your videos 6 years ago! Mad how time flies
I have many ginger family members and surprisingly they are the most normal ones.
They are hiding something awful
please keep posting man 😭😭😭 the very best right here
“Violently ginger”!
9:52 ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS
i’m 4 minutes in and you better not be lying this will make my night
LOVELEH
@@conorjfan did it make your night?
@@seanmccabe7164 It was better than i ever imagined. absolutely gorgeous
The legend is back!
Callum you should start a cameo
*LOVE YOU CALLUM!!!!!*
COME TO AUSTRALIA, PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE 😁 💗🧡💛💚💙💜💗
The noise that tortoise made was slightly rapey
Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.
3:00 callum sends the buggers back
11:10 and that ladies and gentlemen was how tortoise Emma was made
@Sir Jimmy Savile ayup
9:52
HE SAID THE THING
Ah, so that's where Callum got the clap from!
these titles just keep getting better and better lmaoooo
Hagrid.
Yes Callum, ginger hair is often a recessive gene.
30 seconds in and we're already talking about two shagging tortoises, this is honestly my favourite channel
Callum always has the best thumbnails
Hagrid.
*S H E L L S H A G G I N G*
He looks like a jaffa cake
Imagine if Callum woke up… ginger 😱
south park did it first
Nightmares
Public Ginger prosthetic challenge
I’d be startled if I saw some minecraft villager zooming at me on a mobility scooter
Hagrid.
i don't know why you are the funniest man in the universe to me but you are 🤣🤣🤣
"Big shell, big shell."
Bruh, where's the video with Steven Tries?
I’m calling Callum got his knob bit off by a tortoise
Ahahha was thinking same thing
Hagrid..
@@hagrid3348 yeah Hagrid
Rodger the tortoise
Hagrid.
Can't doge the roge
Maybe Ross can teach you a few things on boom boom cal?
I cannot wait to see ytps of this
I saw it once on the nature channel and the noise the giant tortoise made was lol
This meme review is gonna be unreal I can feel it in mi water
Not even 30 seconds in and there is immense meme potential
Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 shut up
@@ellis3173 you are inferior to me
He's doing a meme review I can't wait
Thankyou so much for making me laugh with your videos keep doing what you're doing
“They ransack the co op” 😂😂😂
Why he sound angry 24/7 lmao
Please can you do cheap hotel reviews and reviewing the fb reviews again both those videos are great Callum!
Did you know that the "scream" of the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park were made using the sound of tortoises having sex? You can hear them making a similar noise near the end of Callum's video 😂
Callum can u start uploading ur short rages/updates in one take like you used to
Callum why would assume we think you get off too tortoise boom boom, must be something you’re not telling us 🤔
So sad that you couldn’t play at clash of creators mate 😭
Why couldn’t he
Oh wait I’ve just seen that bit lol
He also couldn't collab with the other big influencers in the pancake contest due to work.
Alot of YTPs coming your way Cal
Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 shut up
When is your next unboxing Callum
We need another Tiktok video, 100%!
11:05
Banger vlog Cal
This is prime ytp potential
excellent thumbnail Cal.
I don’t understand Callum’s distaste for gingers? It’s not like you see on the news ginger ransacked and burnt down orphanage every week?
Yes, yes you do
it's just a part of our culture sadly
hes a eugenicist
We need more of these cal
the noise the tortoise made is concerning
Eddie the Tortoise
Great Channel 😍
Rodge and Raoul are a loving couple, no need to be jealous
This isn’t a benson reveal?
Omg I have to send this to my grown ginger child🤣🥰
That title is legendary
Hagrid.
Btw when is the next meme review?
Thanks for the footage, I shall save that for later 😏😉
Hagrid.
Hey Callum can you upload more regularly ?
All the YTP stuff that will be made from this video 😂😂😂
ay up what's everyone having/had for dinner?
Pasta
Pizza
stake and supper noodles
Hagrid..
Beef curtains
As a current grockle, I’m sorry about the co op cal, it’s pure class how could I not get involved in it
Callum, I think you should embrace your tortoise fetish and join in on the turtle boom boom 🐢🐢 and send the grockles back
I thought you said you weren't gonna fiddle with ross?
Hagrid.
Don’t worry Callum we’re all friends here
Lowkey looks like gargomel out of smurfs.
0:11 havin a bit of boom boom
Hagrid. .
As an Owner of 2 Tortoises, can confirm they do everything in their power to shag things
Cal, I think I'm going to have to call the RSPCA...
i used to have a tortoise called callum, he was a good guy
Hagrid.
@@hagrid3348 hagrid
I never knew Callum was a porn director😂
Emmmm excuse me 🧑🏻🦰🦊🦁😆😆
3:32 what hair????????????????????????????????
that boom boom doesn't look consensual to me Callum...
Looking slimmer Cal, what’s your secret?!
COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SELF PLEASURE
Boom boom with a tortoise
He only put weight on in case the supermarkets ran out of food so he had fat to burn, he always thinks ahead
Finally he’s uploaded again
Sad to see the grey hair in the beard tho
Buy Bristol carpets
Hagrid.
Callum is the best of the corners
He’s back
Hagrid. .
Best channel
Your video made me a little Dizzy Callum, not keeping your camera still I felt like I was on a boat out at sea...hope the tortoises behave themselves for the next few days..Lol 😂😂😂