Oblivion NPC Dialogue: Sydney Edition

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
  • No offence intended, just thought it was funny with this music
    Also I know the music is a little quiet, my last video was also distorted, but I don't care enough to fix it

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  • @mrbrian826
    @mrbrian826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9021

    He's probably so used to people walking away from him in the street so he moved his operations to an enclosed area. Smart thinking.

    • @PedroHenrique-zo2lx
      @PedroHenrique-zo2lx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lol

    • @ppkgaming210
      @ppkgaming210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He's a smart fellow.

    • @tormentor-Z
      @tormentor-Z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      *IQ-350*

    • @davidus9702
      @davidus9702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Modern problems require modern solutions.

    • @erbauungstutztaufgnade1875
      @erbauungstutztaufgnade1875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If you have interest you can search his videos. They are mostly on the street. People on the streets are regularly far away so 50% of them aren't hearing him well enough. So the train is sth. else to try. Greetings.
      I know you're not interested though.

  • @dream.weaver
    @dream.weaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6854

    When your speech skill is far too low, but you attempt the quest anyway.

    • @zakeria
      @zakeria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂v

    • @SumitSingh-iz9pw
      @SumitSingh-iz9pw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This needs more likes

    • @reee9904
      @reee9904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Underrated comment

    • @Breakbeat.
      @Breakbeat. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just keep spinning the wheel and try over and over, you'll get it eventually, or they'll hate you.

    • @spaniardprince
      @spaniardprince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @BobGymlan
    @BobGymlan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13579

    “Nobody cares!”
    -George Lucas

    • @josephdale69
      @josephdale69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      An 🏳️‍🌈 version of George Lucas

    • @TheLightningStalker
      @TheLightningStalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My butthole buffer does 25 million George Lucases per second

    • @aceburgers8801
      @aceburgers8801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sonny from Bronx tale

    • @Warrior48
      @Warrior48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      !!

    • @kingjellybean9795
      @kingjellybean9795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lolol thank god im not the only one whobsaw it

  • @ElDuderinoh
    @ElDuderinoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    1:22
    “ you’re angry, I’m not angry “
    “ you sound angry “
    “ Im not! I am angry “
    Speech 100

    • @whereamigoing777
      @whereamigoing777 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fr absolutely scholarly

    • @skinnie2838
      @skinnie2838 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude isnt wrong. Hes telling you that you are sitting in a house thats on fire and people rage at him. Unreal.

    • @iracingtf5051
      @iracingtf5051 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@skinnie2838 rly? You defend that behaviour?

    • @skinnie2838
      @skinnie2838 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iracingtf5051 No I do not defend attacking someone just for telling you the Good News.

    • @eliesh3833
      @eliesh3833 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@skinnie2838 They're not "mocking" him. Did we even watch the same video?
      They're telling him to be quiet because they're not interesting in his religious ramblings, and he's too much of a egoist to even consider honoring that.
      But off, I guess. Keep treating him like some sort of victim.

  • @bajabret60
    @bajabret60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7307

    "Would you just shut up!?"
    "No"
    "Then pay with your blood!"

  • @SatanAzerath
    @SatanAzerath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    Well, he brought the people together...

    • @simon824
      @simon824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Hahahahaha yeah the guy had good intentions. Spoke some truth too.

    • @nottheonlyone6055
      @nottheonlyone6055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@simon824 "Truth" hahahaha

    • @gamerxyz3295
      @gamerxyz3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@nottheonlyone6055 Truth "hhahahha"

    • @IamGod534
      @IamGod534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@simon824 Guess what.

    • @imtiazu8
      @imtiazu8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's what the prophecy told... He was indeed the promised maniac...

  • @TheOblivionMemeGuy
    @TheOblivionMemeGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2373

    Worshipping talos is outlawed!

  • @nemi7916
    @nemi7916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    damn, this man have balls of steel, the rewards on this quest is probably a legendary item

    • @Buhrennen
      @Buhrennen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀💀💀

    • @jackalhead7433
      @jackalhead7433 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      New trophy unlocked: *The Subway Preacher*

    • @marvinzimmerman1878
      @marvinzimmerman1878 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jackalhead7433 Hidden path revealed: Stairway to Heaven

    • @rubert134
      @rubert134 ปีที่แล้ว

      He received the fuzzy underdrawers for this quest.

    • @brucemassey3782
      @brucemassey3782 หลายเดือนก่อน

      GOD will reward him!

  • @Mosasaurus
    @Mosasaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3426

    NPC: “You’re angry, I’m not angry”
    Passenger: “You sound angry”
    NPC: *“I’m angry”*

    • @NarutoUzumaski
      @NarutoUzumaski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lmao

    • @lewiskysat625
      @lewiskysat625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Fukushima Ghost your missing the joke

    • @quizpubbob
      @quizpubbob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      [ 1:20 ]

    • @daviddavid7643
      @daviddavid7643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Fukushima Ghost litteral grammar nazi

    • @yungbastard2725
      @yungbastard2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “I’m not, I’m angry because..”
      -Religiously confused NPC 2021 colorized

  • @LightBright708
    @LightBright708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4714

    This guys level is so high that he's trying to convert npcs into real players.

    • @metaldrive9542
      @metaldrive9542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      +1 Best comment

    • @210demi7
      @210demi7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂

    • @lakshmanalockhart1399
      @lakshmanalockhart1399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh shit, 10/10 xD

    • @woszkar
      @woszkar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      10/10 comment. :)

    • @MaxLohMusic
      @MaxLohMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The feeling is mutual. Would you say the same about an atheist telling a religious person to abandon their religion? Everyone looks like an NPC to someone who doesn't share their beliefs.

  • @bobbylow175
    @bobbylow175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3176

    That man just wanted to get back to reading his 50 Shades of Grey.

    • @craigroaring
      @craigroaring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I assume you have a relationship with jesus

    • @ayy2193
      @ayy2193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Plot twist it was a bible

    • @darev6780
      @darev6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣😊👍👍

    • @silver6kraid
      @silver6kraid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, don't we all?

    • @arkhamkillzone
      @arkhamkillzone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Old man has stored wrath of God for suppressing the message. He could have just kept reading his lane book but the demon inside of him hayes Jesus so he had to open his mouth in protest.

  • @catness1809
    @catness1809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The best way to sway others to your beliefs is to live by those beliefs and also be respectful and kind to others. If you use your beliefs in a way that makes others happy, they'll be drawn to it. But if you use them in a way that makes others uncomfortable or upset, like this man did here, they won't want anything to do with it.

    • @DanielMatthew89
      @DanielMatthew89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facts tho

    • @bluephantom786
      @bluephantom786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I follow Jesus Christ and I agree with you.

    • @Rat-mk6fk
      @Rat-mk6fk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes. The best way to preach is to do good deeds and spread the word when you can but move on or even just sing a nice song about Jesus. There is no need to argue with people. If someone tries to argue with me I say God bless you and move on.

    • @vengeance1450
      @vengeance1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah that's why I can't stand people like him. I'm a Christian and people like him give us a bad rep and they think we're all like this. I'd never force my beliefs onto someone because I know how annoying it is to hear athiests constantly shit on what you believe in so I'm sure it's true the other way around. Plus it never says anywhere that God wants you to preach to strangers and try to convert them, it just says to live your life and accept him and Jesus as your saviour.

    • @kontobiol3020
      @kontobiol3020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nope, he did right job

  • @skthechef8075
    @skthechef8075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3390

    Even jesus knew how to read the room

    • @coolguy9616
      @coolguy9616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Most underrated comment 🤣

    • @johnyii9320
      @johnyii9320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🥇 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @0Freguenedy0
      @0Freguenedy0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Even jesus" lol

    • @MC-MellMell
      @MC-MellMell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lololololololololololol

    • @Itschimp157
      @Itschimp157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah wine baby wine bottoms up

  • @kemurinine4272
    @kemurinine4272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3305

    You can tell by his melodramatic inflections that he really thinks he’s a protagonist in a movie

    • @samuelsprings7245
      @samuelsprings7245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He doesn't, though.

    • @LemurJackson
      @LemurJackson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Classic narcissist behavior

    • @cpt.silverwolf9747
      @cpt.silverwolf9747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh he's a protagonist alright

    • @leorios6400
      @leorios6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best observacion 👍

    • @mzxochitl
      @mzxochitl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Nah that's just what preachers do to get an emotional response from their audience. It works on church goers but clearly not on people trying to mind their own business on a train.

  • @TheGraphiteCovenant
    @TheGraphiteCovenant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11603

    When you cant skip the dialogue with the healer priest.

    • @TotallyJoel
      @TotallyJoel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      😆😆

    • @MichaelJunglist
      @MichaelJunglist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      👍

    • @matguimond92
      @matguimond92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Heimskr: *_"Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our...."_*

    • @dacoffeecup7416
      @dacoffeecup7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@matguimond92 fucking lol dude

    • @OOUGGE
      @OOUGGE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOOOL! 😂🤣

  • @tazziiieee
    @tazziiieee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "One day you shall know the truth"
    Dude this literally feels like an NPC 💀💀

    • @koalabear1984
      @koalabear1984 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well all see when we die

    • @wanshitong5101
      @wanshitong5101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@koalabear1984 Bruh, true… but we have an equal chance of either seeing nothing or all going to hell together.

    • @dishwasher69
      @dishwasher69 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@wanshitong5101doesn't satan hate god so the people who sin must be loved by satan. Hell would be a wonderful place for me

  • @rfpigeons7661
    @rfpigeons7661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4975

    George Lucas has solid points. “Everyone has their own stories”

    • @blakesking6615
      @blakesking6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂

    • @neilevans633
      @neilevans633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Truth.

    • @Anonymous-c4p
      @Anonymous-c4p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...yawn 🥱

    • @potatistatis6709
      @potatistatis6709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The man just wanted to read a story of his own..

    • @nebeskocarstvo2953
      @nebeskocarstvo2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True but that point is an excuse for not listening the real point

  • @rambojoe2323
    @rambojoe2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6580

    Step one: Lock yourself in a metal tube with strangers
    Step two: Use the fact they can't walk away from you to force your beliefs onto them.
    Step three: Prophet.

    • @lettucememe3390
      @lettucememe3390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Underrated

    • @artemislogic5252
      @artemislogic5252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lettucememe3390 step 3 should be ?????

    • @lettucememe3390
      @lettucememe3390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I’m not sure I get what you’re trying to ask me….

    • @admiralspandy
      @admiralspandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I see what you did there.

    • @bretthepler722
      @bretthepler722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hey this was damn clever lol.

  • @acogjefe4769
    @acogjefe4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2477

    “Idc if you love me, idk you”
    -every girlfriend of mine

  • @Luwabi212
    @Luwabi212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The Australian accents makes it ten times funnier

  • @user-nh1og5hy1u
    @user-nh1og5hy1u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1172

    Always level up speechcraft before doing the recruit missions.

    • @emilianodiaz641
      @emilianodiaz641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Dude fuck your profile picture ! I thought it was a hair on my phone haha!

    • @mumbo7289
      @mumbo7289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@emilianodiaz641 use TH-cam dark mode and you won't see it

    • @SirTipsi
      @SirTipsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mumbo7289 that's not true

    • @wanlongsanmarboh4717
      @wanlongsanmarboh4717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mumbo7289 No! Not happening...

    • @worldofmusic7902
      @worldofmusic7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emilianodiaz641 first scroll up/down to make sure something is really on your phone/screen

  • @joek4759
    @joek4759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    I love Ryan Reynolds and George Lucas' acting in this short, actually feels like they're really a preacher and an old man on a train

    • @ramenwithaliens5431
      @ramenwithaliens5431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      💀💀

    • @ianomalley6100
      @ianomalley6100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You win

    • @feralfraulein
      @feralfraulein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Crying 🤣💀

    • @feralfraulein
      @feralfraulein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No no it’s Ryan gosling!!!

    • @Krthik462
      @Krthik462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amercia is soon going to become islmic nation so yll people become muslims otherwise u will be sent up

  • @shootermcgavin9266
    @shootermcgavin9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    "im not angry you're angry"
    "...you sound angry"
    "I AM NOT!" said dumbledore calmly

    • @Breakbeat.
      @Breakbeat. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      LOL he goes "I'm not angry, I'm angry that blah blah" .... So you are angry?

    • @luci_annihilates
      @luci_annihilates 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuc yeeeeees

    • @miguelmendez4807
      @miguelmendez4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You should not preach!"

    • @squeethesane
      @squeethesane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@miguelmendez4807 that! It's my favorite reminder to the religious crazies making public scenes. Their book is pretty clear about appropriate apostletizing and avoiding false profits. Hells full of people who meant well.

    • @willalwaystelehandler8450
      @willalwaystelehandler8450 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅😂😅ove it

  • @johannvantassel4604
    @johannvantassel4604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    the little nod means the player selected an option 0:50

  • @Anthony-fo8no
    @Anthony-fo8no 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2924

    This is how ex-gangsters act when they find Jesus 😭🤣

    • @konz2891
      @konz2891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😂

    • @darkmetal2412
      @darkmetal2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Which is fine as long they don't get all freaking preaching about it on the train lol

    • @Anthony-fo8no
      @Anthony-fo8no 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Frank Wilson yeah it is lol don't impose your shit on me man 🤣 I'm an adult I know who the hell Jesus christ is!

    • @hypersanity9546
      @hypersanity9546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @Frank Wilson telling strangers they’re all evil without knowing them all while you’re trying to come across holier than thou is just ridiculous

    • @ToddSAFM
      @ToddSAFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@hypersanity9546 As a Christian, who shares a concern for my fellow man that reject the Lord, I agree with you. Yelling indiscriminately that everyone sucks is foolish. We’re all sinners, yes, but that includes me, and that universal bad news is only part of the Good News of Jesus. Even so, the guy needs to learn to build relationships, not ensure that no one ever wants to have one.

  • @intello8953
    @intello8953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    “Jesus Christ is the way, the truth and the life” the way he started off saying that was pure NPC perfection

    • @DoodleDoo
      @DoodleDoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He'd make a great GTA NPC to beat up.

    • @AyshKing
      @AyshKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You're actually the NPC's here... big brain time
      Please don't take the MARK OF THE BEAST!

    • @alexgul3531
      @alexgul3531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the "Light" lol

    • @LINK666F
      @LINK666F 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AyshKing you mean 666?

    • @AyshKing
      @AyshKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LINK666F Yes it's the number of man, avoid it when it is revealed... do not partake of it!!!

  • @gpan3762
    @gpan3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    Plot twist: He and the old man are a comic duo

    • @DaveGab
      @DaveGab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gold bro

    • @henryate5028
      @henryate5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is so afing true

    • @VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan
      @VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haha awesome :D
      it is all staged

    • @UberAV
      @UberAV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Perangkul Tukang Let me know if they're a comic duo. I need to know.

    • @demonmonsterdave
      @demonmonsterdave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unlikely, since there are at least four of them and they're not funny.

  • @TJ71185
    @TJ71185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I like how the old player pauses to finish reading the walkthrough before continuing dialogue options 😂

  • @chaitanyabuilds
    @chaitanyabuilds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

    He said ''I ve been to slums of India''. The Indian guy infront of him looked so uncomfortable 😂😂😂

    • @user-ll6pr5cw1f
      @user-ll6pr5cw1f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He is srilankan sinhalese

    • @erutanevoli
      @erutanevoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@user-ll6pr5cw1f Do you recognize him?

    • @user-ll6pr5cw1f
      @user-ll6pr5cw1f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@erutanevoli yeah most of the browns in Australia are sinhalese

    • @Puma5
      @Puma5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeh, cause he must’ve come from the gated communities of the same country...

    • @sovietchampagne
      @sovietchampagne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@user-ll6pr5cw1f thanks we're married now

  • @galapag0s603
    @galapag0s603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2334

    “It’s great that you care, but I don’t want you to tell me this shit”
    True poetry

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I never knew you, depart from me ye who work Iniquity. That is true poem. God approved ✔ ✅

    • @LuffyToons
      @LuffyToons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah that's what people said to Noah before the flood came

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Really they are the NPC here, people that only care about themselves have no opinions and think the same

    • @Sowar
      @Sowar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ommsterlitz1805 keep dreaming

    • @dominus6224
      @dominus6224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, it’s great people care about gays, but I don’t want them to be shoving it down my throat or my child’s throat, it’s still happening though.

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Honestly this guy just found an exploit and was farming EXP off the trapped NPCs like a mad bastard.

  • @twixtwix2915
    @twixtwix2915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Nobody cares” those are words a lot of people need to hear.

  • @jamesraymor
    @jamesraymor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Best advertisement for headphones ever

    • @Pahiman12
      @Pahiman12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait... Was this an advertisement the whole time?

    • @sud6646
      @sud6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Pahiman12 Airpods, get them

    • @michaelaeschbacher4648
      @michaelaeschbacher4648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Boy, this noise canceling technology sure helps me forget about my hedonism"

    • @borisboynuzov1662
      @borisboynuzov1662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      underrated

    • @ttacx
      @ttacx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @brandymooney3817
    @brandymooney3817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    "I don't care that you love me, i don't know you"
    Love it

    • @Stefanius058
      @Stefanius058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@shokhermanov414 he did not say NPC in his comment you NPC.

    • @usernameisunavailable8270
      @usernameisunavailable8270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      1:14 The woman in the back: 😂

    • @Frank_Ditch
      @Frank_Ditch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shokhermanov414 npc was wrong mate

    • @Sceptonic
      @Sceptonic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@usernameisunavailable8270 More like this ---> 🤣

    • @JorraneRei
      @JorraneRei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “I don’t know you, and I don’t care to know you.”

  • @lemontree2538
    @lemontree2538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Its impressive how brave he is.

    • @turbotegs2102
      @turbotegs2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or stupid

    • @joelpearson2352
      @joelpearson2352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There’s that in one sense, but in another sense he’s probably scared god would send him to hell if he doesn’t preach enough

    • @black_horse_lover2655
      @black_horse_lover2655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@joelpearson2352
      No, it’s love.

    • @dantemedina4886
      @dantemedina4886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Black_Horse_Lover No, its indoctrination :)

    • @black_horse_lover2655
      @black_horse_lover2655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dantemedina4886
      Um, ok. Way to change the subject.

  • @BrunoJaureguiMusic
    @BrunoJaureguiMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    "Because I care about your soul". Dam that really felt like an NPC Line right there

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah if they're a Necromancer.

    • @CHUCKSCHUMACHER
      @CHUCKSCHUMACHER 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your comment reads like an npc comment

  • @greenthumbz6081
    @greenthumbz6081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    We have no idea what quest this man has returned from.

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      'Nobody cares'

    • @TheGamingPolitician
      @TheGamingPolitician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The holy crusades

    • @hoobakam.3931
      @hoobakam.3931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deep. I agree.

    • @caim9986
      @caim9986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @AstyanaxLK skooma*

    • @Taniniver
      @Taniniver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The slums of india apparently

  • @beefykeith48
    @beefykeith48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    "i'm not angry."
    "you sound angry."
    "i'm not.... IM ANGRY THAT YOURE SO-"

    • @Alextheprobablynothuman
      @Alextheprobablynothuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I'm not angry, I'm just angry

    • @malypavel25
      @malypavel25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He probably actually wasn’t angry, but couldn’t find the right words. 😂 He was just annoying.

  • @MrKrasnox
    @MrKrasnox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The old man was so close to saying "i dont know you and i dont care to know you"

  • @1357-r6o
    @1357-r6o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    I feel like Ryan gosling could play this guy perfectly in a movie

    • @TheMidoriDreams
      @TheMidoriDreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I feel like you could play Jackie Chan perfectly in a movie 😌

    • @julianturkson7464
      @julianturkson7464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes, nice

    • @juanleon1138
      @juanleon1138 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who? the guy preaching

    • @reecec2265
      @reecec2265 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julianturkson7464 I dont see it must have never happened 👀

    • @Daedalus675
      @Daedalus675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HOLY SHIT HE DOES LOOK AND SOUND LIKE HIM

  • @zeeshanilahi6400
    @zeeshanilahi6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    0:15
    "The taste of sin is too great"
    Man behind starts eating his sin sandwich

    • @zhongkui8627
      @zhongkui8627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ham and cheese goodness!

    • @jarooe9658
      @jarooe9658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He heard "taste" and was like "oh yeah, my sammich."

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminded him to take a bite 🥪 😆

    • @joeysworldsewer
      @joeysworldsewer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love a tasty sin BLT sandwich!

  • @mikefreeman5053
    @mikefreeman5053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    "I'm not angry"
    "You sound angry"
    "I'm not, I'm angry that you're so desensitized to the evil around you"
    🤔

    • @ricknmorty7732
      @ricknmorty7732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Read this right as he was saying it !! 😆

    • @PauIdenino
      @PauIdenino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He's right though

    • @adrianorudolf5453
      @adrianorudolf5453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am not angry, i am so hungry!

    • @primatelover99
      @primatelover99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PauIdenino hes right about not being angry yet being angry?

    • @PauIdenino
      @PauIdenino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@primatelover99
      Yes

  • @ladboii2901
    @ladboii2901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy is the embodiment of the "JESUS LOVES YOU" bot reply in every comment on TH-cam

  • @theproevomanager2591
    @theproevomanager2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    I just stumbled across these npc dialogue stuff. I’m so happy.

    • @jeremiahmillan4487
      @jeremiahmillan4487 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay but you can’t just hop on the band wagon you have to have the game Skyrim

    • @theproevomanager2591
      @theproevomanager2591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jeremiahmillan4487 lol sorry internet police. Course I have the game dummy.

    • @britannia6080
      @britannia6080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@theproevomanager2591 I don't have the game 😏 still funny as fuck

    • @feddymacfedderman
      @feddymacfedderman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeremiahmillan4487 video games are for losers

    • @DanglesPaintball
      @DanglesPaintball 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremiahmillan4487 Half of these videos are Oblivion based anyways....

  • @theraven5850
    @theraven5850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

    You remember that one priest who'd always scream about Talos in Whiterun? This dude sounds EXACTLY like him.

    • @hygg1829
      @hygg1829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly what I was thinking😂😂😂

    • @eduardodiniz8680
      @eduardodiniz8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BROOO exatcly 😂😭

    • @spuddsalli8559
      @spuddsalli8559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable!

    • @magnusx8615
      @magnusx8615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The difference is that Talos was real in Elder Scrolls, ahahahahahahahah!

    • @leorios6400
      @leorios6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now i need to google that... Be rigth bck 😁

  • @Grimlava850
    @Grimlava850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    Wtf is George Lucas doing there.

    • @swordie777
      @swordie777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He was writing the script for sky wars thats why he was telling the guy to be quiet

    • @lil_kul12
      @lil_kul12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wtf are you doing here

    • @napolitano915
      @napolitano915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no man he needs like 100 pounds more for that

    • @clarence9379
      @clarence9379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Immediately thought that

    • @trickardo4518
      @trickardo4518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rolf Harris

  • @willy_grylls939
    @willy_grylls939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Went on a night coach from London to Glasgow (Scotland) there was an American EXACTLY like this but more hostile. Was saying all this shit but then asking to fight people when they ignored him or got angry. Was a horrendous 11 hr journey because of him

    • @alb3978
      @alb3978 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      sorry about that

  • @lucianomeijer2324
    @lucianomeijer2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    The guy with the book definetly fought mudcrabs bigger than him...👌🏽

    • @jabeestonbox
      @jabeestonbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😭😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AzamatSlowedAndReverb
      @AzamatSlowedAndReverb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm sure he felt pretty cool and praised by everybody for being such a "man" in front of everyone.

    • @SharedVision333
      @SharedVision333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@AzamatSlowedAndReverb who, the old guy? I think he just wanted to get back to reading and not hear a bunch of mindless banter being spouted by a Christian bot

    • @AzamatSlowedAndReverb
      @AzamatSlowedAndReverb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SharedVision333 don't expect anything to go your way in a public place

    • @notthatguy4703
      @notthatguy4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Kanki K fr

  • @RAYDENfilipp
    @RAYDENfilipp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!"

    • @searle_harbour
      @searle_harbour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MIGHTY TALOS!!!

    • @NoCatJane33
      @NoCatJane33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Praise thee be!

    • @gymonstarfunkle136
      @gymonstarfunkle136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And what do the subway passengers do NNNUTHIN

    • @gagahusband
      @gagahusband 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "FOR EYE
      LLLLOORVEE YOU!""

  • @greatsol2444
    @greatsol2444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    *"At last a captive audience..!"*

    • @punku5003
      @punku5003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its the profile picture for me

    • @whatscoolerthanbeingcool2771
      @whatscoolerthanbeingcool2771 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@punku5003 ‍

    • @mattnlogan101
      @mattnlogan101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@punku5003 dont say stuff like this, it makes you a laughingstock. max cringe and im not going to explain it in detail. just, for your own good, dont say this sort of thing.

    • @notthatguy4703
      @notthatguy4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mattnlogan101 Your reply was honestly more cringy

    • @mattnlogan101
      @mattnlogan101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notthatguy4703 Check if your state offers physician assisted suicide

  • @SaidThoughts
    @SaidThoughts 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The old man is definitely my reaction to dialogues. "It's great that you care, but I don't want you to tell me this shit"

  • @amirrazor666
    @amirrazor666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "I don't know you and I don't care to know you"

    • @dragonfishing
      @dragonfishing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underated comment, KEK

    • @icedwind2929
      @icedwind2929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yap, I was unexpectedly impressed with the content of the video, mostly by part you quoted

    • @robsonez
      @robsonez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats pretty much the Australian way.

    • @hmt-0764
      @hmt-0764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All he said was I love you

    • @Puma5
      @Puma5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The purest statement of indifference and hate.

  • @mabybee
    @mabybee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Phillip Blair: I’ve been to over 28 countries in the last two years to share the gospel of Jesus Christ.”
    Sydney Commuters: *groans in unison*

    • @spaceman9599
      @spaceman9599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No one said 'and that went so well you are back here...', or 'and none of them wanted you to stay? ...'

    • @skateboardingjesus4006
      @skateboardingjesus4006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "They were remote poor countries and we dropped holy pamphlets from a plane".
      *28 poor countries now have toilet paper*.

    • @gamerxyz3295
      @gamerxyz3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skateboardingjesus4006 hhahahah

    • @eduardodiniz8680
      @eduardodiniz8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bro I'm from Salvador, trust me if he was in jail here he would not be such a believer

    • @prayunceasingly2029
      @prayunceasingly2029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spaceman9599
      Actually all of them wanted him to stay but a traveling preacher does have to return to his home country eventually.

  • @jaysleezy5464
    @jaysleezy5464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "And one day we shall know the truth" what an ending.

    • @penguinposter9177
      @penguinposter9177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually yes

    • @jimbojones8208
      @jimbojones8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@penguinposter9177 And he will feel smug in his "I told you so" moment, the pride and self satisfaction will roll over him like a thunderous cloud. But that's a sinful feeling, so he too, shall be cast aside to burn with the rest that he felt so lordly over.

    • @penguinposter9177
      @penguinposter9177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jimbojones8208 I'm not christian or anything but didnt jesus die for all our sins and as long as you accept him you wont be cast aside?

    • @jimbojones8208
      @jimbojones8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@penguinposter9177 "as long as you accept him" is the clincher there.

    • @penguinposter9177
      @penguinposter9177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimbojones8208 well I'm saying the Christian man accepts jesus even if he is sinning by feeling too proud so in the end( in his mind) hes still right

  • @optiTHOMAS
    @optiTHOMAS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    *_"I DONT CARE IF YOU LOVE ME! I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU!"_* man, those people were great! 😆

  • @Favoxhille
    @Favoxhille 3 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Of course Karen had to speak up at the end because she was outraged by the swearing...

    • @Иван-м3ф4в
      @Иван-м3ф4в 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol

    • @jd7634
      @jd7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      She just HAD to interject her shitty opinion in the end.

    • @angrykaren4808
      @angrykaren4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You’re cancelled

    • @NuRespira
      @NuRespira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hahaha i was sure she will say something , but not to the old guy

    • @democratictotalitariansoci1462
      @democratictotalitariansoci1462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      The magic word "fuck" activates her character.

  • @insidiousmaximus
    @insidiousmaximus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Man starts talking about God everyone clutches the hand rails lol

    • @angrykaren4808
      @angrykaren4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Because they don’t believe in the lords love and wisdom and they would rather continue to live in a world of sin and ignore the wise messenger in their presence

    • @hypersanity9546
      @hypersanity9546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Everyone was already touching the hand rails from the start of the video

    • @__________________________89
      @__________________________89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@angrykaren4808 And they can have their reasons for not support god or whatever, because it's their own opinion, so it shouldn't even bother you at all. Let us live our lives, please..

    • @angrykaren4808
      @angrykaren4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@__________________________89 you’re cancelled

    • @sinsinsinat5377
      @sinsinsinat5377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      really seriously, do you people believe in the crap that jesus comes back, I mean we already pass two world wars and a lot of pandemics and disasters when will these religious prophets come back?

  • @jellyfishjones4741
    @jellyfishjones4741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "And you wonder why the world is the way that it is."
    Some people merely roll their eyes, but that dude rolled his whole body.

    • @Blake22022
      @Blake22022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's true though. Everybody loves the villain and is annoyed by the hero in the real world. Out of all these people who do you think is gonna be the one to run into a burning building to save a life?

    • @jellyfishjones4741
      @jellyfishjones4741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Blake22022 It's impossible to tell. Just talking about Jesus doesn't guarantee a person will do something good when the time comes.

    • @TheSultan1470
      @TheSultan1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Blake22022 Hmm... now there's something to ponder about.

  • @selvamthiagarajan8152
    @selvamthiagarajan8152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Look at the 2 Indian guys in the crowd, they don't care who says what, they just want to go home and eat pav bhajji.

  • @bluesclues640
    @bluesclues640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    “I don’t care if you love me, i don’t know you!” cracked me up 😂

    • @martinhovden5207
      @martinhovden5207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dont know you and i dont care to know you :P Did he read the Npc script from Oblivion ??

    • @nicolasruiz7054
      @nicolasruiz7054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How is that funny that comment comes from a place of rejecting some one and make some one look like a fool. Rejecting some one is funny to you? It seems you are relieved by having power and putting others down

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@nicolasruiz7054 He Deserve to be treated like that when he was shoving his religion on others and calling those who dont follow his god an evil.

    • @nicolasruiz7054
      @nicolasruiz7054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bullseye6969 so you are saying it's great to punish people, to show them more hate, if some one kills the other u kill the guy.. Sounds like war.. Sounds like revenge.. I don't see human change in that..

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nicolasruiz7054 "So you are saying" is such a powerful Manipulation tactic, using these words one can turn whole meaning to another and use it to oppress others opinion by deliberately miss interpreting it.
      But yes, if you would like to take it as tit for tat.
      Thats exactly what i mean.
      Accountability & repercussions are a real thing of karma.

  • @duncanX20
    @duncanX20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "the taste of sin is too great"
    *guy takes a bite of his sandwich

    • @tonycstech
      @tonycstech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eating is not a sin. The sin that taste great is usually something that gives you thrill.
      Stealing, killing, cheating etc.

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tonycstech And you don't need to be religious to know they are bad things

    • @rezx1003
      @rezx1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost missed that lmao

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tonycstech I'm sorry how do you know that those things give you a thrill? Because I wouldn't assume any of them would, I don't think anyone hears about a murder and thinks "oh wow that sounds fun" at least normal people don't do that.

    • @SirBojo4
      @SirBojo4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBanana93 Bad according to who? God. It's bad for some not the others.

  • @creativeamerican8811
    @creativeamerican8811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    The Australian George Lucas is bang on with his attitude. “ it’s good that you care but I don’t give a fuck” love it. :)

    • @ianian4162
      @ianian4162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I feel the same way whenever BLM preachers (sorry, protestors) start braying about their new faith or whatever.

    • @creativeamerican8811
      @creativeamerican8811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@ianian4162 BLM is the biggest joke of humanity.
      Sports stars who earn money from companies who commit human rights and child abuses to manufacture their produce preaching to people about oppression..
      Class is the only thing that divides humans, race is just used as a cover.
      People of the same race have fought wars many times in our history over class / politics.
      Cambodian civil war..

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why? How's that even considered rational? People want peace but act this way. They try to come off "civilized" but really they're rabid when others beliefs conflict theirs. Such is the way of atheists.

    • @creativeamerican8811
      @creativeamerican8811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@wonder777warrior6 you said it. People want peace.
      Yes he’s not being tolerant but the religious guy is raising his voice loudly in a confined space. Some people in this world work their asses off and blow their brains out through stress... get on a bus and that donkey is shouting like that.
      I’m tolerant as fuck but I would be exactly the same.
      He’s only telling him to be quiet also, very nicely. He could just knock him out.
      X

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@creativeamerican8811 you can't find peace with conflict nor hypocrisy pretending to be civilized with your own heart bearing witness of what you really are. I will say time and a place matters but the way these people carried themselves are no different than pack rats gaining on a sole individual with hate falling out of their lips. These are the same cowards who stay huddled and quiet when thugs are around. Complacent and weak willed but when a meek patient man comes out come their fangs.

  • @brokencigarette3017
    @brokencigarette3017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    That guy sitting down is a fucking legend. Level 99 for sure.

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Level 99 in having a whiny woman's voice into his 60s, but go off because you're all too stupid to think even *this* quick (slow) in a social situation. Really exposing yourselves and your lack of basic human function.

    • @MegaThefuture
      @MegaThefuture 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a bigger douche than the guy standing tbh

  • @de4d092
    @de4d092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    This train turned into a comment section in real life.
    But seriously tho, atleast he wasn't aggressive, he's just comically annoying.

    • @asdusty4372
      @asdusty4372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      He was aggressive. Passive aggressive.

    • @Uzi16_29
      @Uzi16_29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@asdusty4372 only when the old guy started throwing a pissy fit jsut so he can read his book

    • @RetroLobe
      @RetroLobe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Uzi16_29 pissy fit justified.

    • @goldbullet50
      @goldbullet50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He's also 100% right, yet for some reason these people can't handle having one Jesus preaching guy for a short subway trip and immediately start attacking him because their little imaginary bubble was disturbed. I guess the city life makes people see each other as irrelevant obstacles that are supposed to be invisible to each other. Boo hoo, someone opened his mouth and talked to the people around him, better attack him because he acted like a human being inside this soulless machine.

    • @RetroLobe
      @RetroLobe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@goldbullet50 How bout no jesus preching guys

  • @quizpubbob
    @quizpubbob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    That man is like an Anti-Bullshit monitor.

  • @mirror8519
    @mirror8519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Imagine walking into a subway and the npcs suddenly start arguing between themselves

  • @Brad-lt2re
    @Brad-lt2re 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    That guy sitting down is a legend. Lmao 🤣

  • @kipkie5732
    @kipkie5732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    I love that it's an american coming to australia and tihnking he can pull this shit on the trains during peak hour

    • @lorewhore4195
      @lorewhore4195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Depending on the train line, he had a 70/40 chance of getting clocked in the face lmao.

    • @Crategainer
      @Crategainer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I'd rather this than hearing all of the junkies that get on the train in Sydney.

    • @boxoffisa
      @boxoffisa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Crategainer 👍.

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Crategainer America and London is worst.

    • @chickenjuice4841
      @chickenjuice4841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean he kinda was able to do it haha

  • @yannickkhalil3355
    @yannickkhalil3355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Plot twist: George Lucas was trying to read the bible to save his soul.

    • @Daoibhéar
      @Daoibhéar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The preacher was giving him spoilers. That's the reason for the outburst

    • @fireinthenight9028
      @fireinthenight9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he holds the script and preparing for the new wars , I mean role.

    • @Chocol8chan
      @Chocol8chan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lool

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    He goes on the train so people can’t get away

  • @frank6842
    @frank6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    As an american, of course he's american.

    • @rockstarofredondo
      @rockstarofredondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @DecayOfAerith
      @DecayOfAerith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      There's always one on public transportation trying to "save our souls".

    • @pinnacleproductions6275
      @pinnacleproductions6275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DecayOfAerith Yeah how dare he!

    • @n1kobefan
      @n1kobefan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Johnny Dong you know from experience?

    • @mrcroob8563
      @mrcroob8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@pinnacleproductions6275 except raving and shouting like a psycho calling people sinners isn't exactly going to help anyone is it? Whether you believe in the sky daddy or not. Seen you in a couple comments trying to defend this guy like he isn't totally out of his gourd.

  • @lautarobertachini50
    @lautarobertachini50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Old man: "PLEASE, JUST SHUT UP"
    ...
    ...
    NPC: "I see.... You wonder why the world is the way that it is"...

    • @spiritlevelstudios
      @spiritlevelstudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where is the lie? Boomers ruin economy then cry, is this not truth?

    • @aszh
      @aszh ปีที่แล้ว

      I would say the NPC is the old man he cant handle facts, not the religion but the other sfuff about being better together as a human race instead of slaving away for money.
      This is why most people don't care because they're caught up in this world and aren't able to see that this guys preaching isn't a bad thing being uncomfortable isn't bad, we live in a world where everyone wants comfort but sometimes u have to interact with people who you aren't relating to because life is about growth, growth is painful

  • @ExoSkeler1995
    @ExoSkeler1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Woman: "You sound angry!"
    Preacher: "I'm not!"
    Preacher: "IM ANGRY, *continues*"

    • @theoneman2084
      @theoneman2084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally Simultaneously proving her point.

  • @tomcruise7095
    @tomcruise7095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He isn’t wrong though….

  • @magicalcapi9148
    @magicalcapi9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    When you want to convert some NPCs, but you haven't maxed out charisma yet

    • @gymonstarfunkle136
      @gymonstarfunkle136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's maxed out Willpower tho

    • @embrace7052
      @embrace7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think its the other way around tho lol

    • @zoned7609
      @zoned7609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh the religious nut is the npc

    • @helioshyperion8077
      @helioshyperion8077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zoned7609 bruh you are the npc who defend the other npcs in the train bruh

    • @helioshyperion8077
      @helioshyperion8077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@embrace7052 nah that guy is woke, the npcs dont get it, they just like to run the hamster wheel just like you.

  • @Ebola-Jones
    @Ebola-Jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    What Americans hear when travelling to Australia:
    "You are now entering Hard Mode"

    • @agatone7244
      @agatone7244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *pvp enabled*

    • @RumzDizzle
      @RumzDizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah no one shuts down this narcissistic behavior in the states, just ignore it and uncomfortably stroll by

    • @entezami777
      @entezami777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he was American?

    • @Ebola-Jones
      @Ebola-Jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @King Antithetos Hear, hear

    • @ezakustam
      @ezakustam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you're only talking about about proselytizing, sure. Otherwise, I invite you to look at our crime rates.

  • @dangdrewgun8776
    @dangdrewgun8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Legend has it he's still preaching on the train to this day getting yelled at

  • @testifyallisrevealed6141
    @testifyallisrevealed6141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's right. We are in trouble. 2022.

  • @declanmontgomery4728
    @declanmontgomery4728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    The guy reading the book was my university lecturer, got a publishing deal for his own book after this went viral

    • @DarkSharingan21
      @DarkSharingan21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Proof?

    • @rsdmusic6325
      @rsdmusic6325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🧢🧢🧢

    • @declanmontgomery4728
      @declanmontgomery4728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@DarkSharingan21 his names malcolm frawley, playwright and author

    • @declanmontgomery4728
      @declanmontgomery4728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@rsdmusic6325 malcolm frawley play-write and author

    • @fireinthenight9028
      @fireinthenight9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@declanmontgomery4728 nobody cares , people just calmly try to go through the comments.
      why don't you just shut up and let people go their way.🙂

  • @jimdonelly7262
    @jimdonelly7262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When you realise your priest character is operating at several levels below the threshold to convert pissed off Aussie NPCs on their daily commute.

    • @DaveGab
      @DaveGab 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gold bro, so true

  • @mammontustado9680
    @mammontustado9680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "You're forcing your opinion on everyone"
    Yep, that's America alright

    • @N17-o2r
      @N17-o2r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Apart from the fact this was Australia 😂😂

    • @fisher3317
      @fisher3317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@N17-o2r The preacher dude is clearly an American in Australia.

    • @N17-o2r
      @N17-o2r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fisher3317 ok yes, fair point 😉

    • @callummcneill6266
      @callummcneill6266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is in Australia
      Wait never mind I understand

    • @brandonwhitehead2856
      @brandonwhitehead2856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is in Australia, where people are forced to wear masks and stay inside their home unless vaccinated. He wasnt forcibly making someone believe what he believed. Just spoke his mind. 🤦

  • @electric336
    @electric336 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kudos to the preacher.

  • @naxel37
    @naxel37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    This is sad, moving, uplifting and funny all at once.

    • @chiellazona5624
      @chiellazona5624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uplifting? What part?

    • @nicksmith1919
      @nicksmith1919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@chiellazona5624 the fact that everyone came together to tell him to shut up, it wasn’t even that rude just blunt.

    • @oneDonly
      @oneDonly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @InSomnia DrEvil
      Ignorance isn't an excuse for evil.

    • @shiningpecan6978
      @shiningpecan6978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@oneDonly what evil lmao

    • @oneDonly
      @oneDonly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shiningpecan6978
      Absolutely no care for others people.

  • @DCul
    @DCul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Me: Walking through Whiterun enjoying the peace and quiet.
    Man off in the distance: TALOS!!!

  • @PedroCouto1982
    @PedroCouto1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    A: You're angry...
    B: You sound angry.
    A: I am not! I'm angry that you're so...
    Conclusion: He was angry, but didn't sound angry.

  • @StreamWheel137
    @StreamWheel137 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    they forget its a public place, he can say what ever he wants.

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja หลายเดือนก่อน

      And they're allowed to tell him to shut up because nobody cares. If his purpose is to recruit people to his goofy-ass sect (and I'm not talking about Christianity as a whole here, only the crazier bunches) he needs to realize that he's only going to drive people away by acting like this.

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    “It’s great that you care, but I don’t want you to tell me this shit” is the greatest comeback to a religious preacher I’ve ever heard

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You know what is Jesus's comeback? I never knew you. Depart from me ye who work Iniquity. Man had heart in a room filled with heartless. You would never be able to do what he did. You ride with sheep to the slaughter called hell. And Lucifer is your butcher. World is almost ending soon. Just remember what I said.

    • @iahwhite3875
      @iahwhite3875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@wonder777warrior6 trust me, nobody is going to remember what you said

    • @crota8373
      @crota8373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@iahwhite3875 Oh you are. When the end time comes, you will. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

    • @Mooncrest0
      @Mooncrest0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@crota8373 that passive aggressiveness is so disgusting that y’all christians do. Stop trying to guilt people to obey and convert to your religion. NO ONE who is alive knows what the afterlife is like and can prove how it is. Go ahead and stay believing in that bs, just you do you and stop obsessing how other people live their lives. Just how it’s your right to believe in your religion, it’s mine to believe it’s nothing but a cult. If people wanted to hear the gospel they would be at a church, no one wants to hear that shit

    • @crota8373
      @crota8373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mooncrest0 Actually it's quite different. I am going to ask you a question.
      If christianity were true would you become a christian?

  • @shanewarren4678
    @shanewarren4678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    It's like a real life Monty Python scene

  • @oneiro2274
    @oneiro2274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I swear half of Christendom think they're in their own lifetime movie.
    Edit: didn't know I was fina start an existential debate with my comment.

    • @Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n
      @Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its crazy that God entrusts us with his any part of his kingdom.

    • @voidmaster4189
      @voidmaster4189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n 🤣🤣🤣 you christians are funny af

    • @culibarri7
      @culibarri7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lol i think the dide had his heart in the right place just doesn't know how to express it in a socially acceptable way. He seemed to genuinely care

    • @GRAYgauss
      @GRAYgauss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@culibarri7 I agree. He has gained new faith and believes it with his heart. There's nothing wrong with that inherently, he seems sincere. If people say no, let them be, forcing opinions always pushes people away. I think the proper response would be to simply pray that God reveals truth to them and trust him, instead of trying to control reality and others like you have to make things happen out of your own strength.

    • @TheCharacter97
      @TheCharacter97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@GRAYgauss I agree. He should pray that God reveals them the truth and to trust him. Forcing me into believing led to nothing. God just revealed himself to me in some way I would of never expected.

  • @ildpind
    @ildpind ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man is just spamming antagonize in an enclosed space

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "I love you."
    "I don't care if you love me! I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
    "True love loves freely."
    Sounds like a bad first date...

    • @rubba6818
      @rubba6818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ..and extremely naive.

    • @georeith
      @georeith 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You love me and you've seen me and you know me! I'M OLD GREGG!

  • @bitttermint
    @bitttermint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    And you wonder why the world is the way that it is. I love you.

    • @flamesofjihad4069
      @flamesofjihad4069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mewkatlol You worship a human being and you call him god you pagan. Hell is for the pagans

    • @amanda.collaud
      @amanda.collaud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@flamesofjihad4069 hell isnt biblical, eternal sleep is. Muslims and catholics seem to have no trouble with eternal life in fire, they need a new heart.

    • @armandogavilan1815
      @armandogavilan1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well religious fanatism does play a lot in the state of things. Preach universal love but keep your imaginary messiah to yourself.

    • @MichaelBrown-xk5bo
      @MichaelBrown-xk5bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@amanda.collaud Hell is biblical Hell is in the bible many times its where people who dont want a relationship with God go. He wont force you to be with him

    • @thatoneguywalking
      @thatoneguywalking 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flamesofjihad4069 The Father is who we should worship but many Christians are confused.

  • @servantofthelord8147
    @servantofthelord8147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You can’t force feed someone that isn’t hungry.

    • @Chthonic_Elements
      @Chthonic_Elements 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even if they were hungry giving them McDonalds is not a good look.

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's precisely when you can force feed them.

    • @bruhwtf2662
      @bruhwtf2662 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @STM ok

  • @n2ocalico226
    @n2ocalico226 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As an Aussie, seeing an American do this in public here is fucking hilarious

  • @chillemdafoe1738
    @chillemdafoe1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “And one day we shall know the truth”
    This actual sounds like it could be a closer to an actual oblivion npc conversation

  • @eoin8274
    @eoin8274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I think they put these characters in to discourage you from overusing the fast travel system.

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "fast" Holy shit the cope in train peasants lmaooo

    • @LukeTheGuy762
      @LukeTheGuy762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@r0br33r Post bus pass v6 chally wally shitbox wrenching riced out ricer muscle anime stickers SNEED. Do I fit in yet guys?

    • @mk_rexx
      @mk_rexx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some guy here passionately hates public transport for no reason. Must be one of those "car = freedom" Americans.

    • @Michael19182
      @Michael19182 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@r0br33rtrain "peasants"? Looks like someone is showing signs of insecurity.

  • @NASSER-NAM
    @NASSER-NAM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i had two christian friends who does that, i stopped my contact with both and i'm happy.
    there is high potential they embarrase you in front of other people with their holy mission

    • @Rat-mk6fk
      @Rat-mk6fk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good they are better off without you.

    • @someoneyoudoubted7389
      @someoneyoudoubted7389 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's religious people's typical manipulative behavior. just know you made a good decision stopping contact with them

    • @Rat-mk6fk
      @Rat-mk6fk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@someoneyoudoubted7389 You don't know what a narcissist is.

    • @someoneyoudoubted7389
      @someoneyoudoubted7389 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rat-mk6fk a narcissist is someone self-centered who has a obsessive preoccupation with one's own needs, often at the expense of others.

    • @Rat-mk6fk
      @Rat-mk6fk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@someoneyoudoubted7389 No you just don't like being told you are a sinner and want to continue to live in your sin.

  • @kingarthur5110
    @kingarthur5110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Nothing worse than when you're just trying to go to work in the morning and one of these muppets gets on and starts preaching at peak-cringe. Every city in the world has them.

    • @waliid3981
      @waliid3981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i hate theme

    • @lillypotter6461
      @lillypotter6461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hahaha just tell them you believe in allah/buddha/another religion and they won't know what to say. Try to say their things right back.

    • @fake28rss
      @fake28rss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cringe lord kids and their day job

    • @Nick-us8tm
      @Nick-us8tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Every city got crazies, once was on a subway at 6am and some hobo said that the only way to allah was through a crack pipe and proceded to offer people drugs

    • @JAWNIEAPPLETREE
      @JAWNIEAPPLETREE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      there’s some dude in toronto that gives out pieces of paper of god and shit; while screaming BELIEVE

  • @Magic_dawn
    @Magic_dawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:14
    "I dont know you, and I dont care to know you"
    -Martin Septim

  • @MeMe-td1ye
    @MeMe-td1ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    There should be a christian only carriage where they can annoy each other

    • @SeanLain
      @SeanLain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What's religion good for if you can't talk down to people?

    • @ghostlylover99123
      @ghostlylover99123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gimme a Catholic carriage any day of the week, trust me, Catholics would shut him down so fast he won't know what happened

    • @kuroryudairyu4567
      @kuroryudairyu4567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha exactly, but please, substitute christians with "religious"

    • @Kuggar
      @Kuggar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This made me laugh louder than I should have :D

    • @ghostlylover99123
      @ghostlylover99123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kuggar You were meant to