Dude was obsessed with his initials too. Lyndon B. Johnson (LBJ), wife is Lady Bird Johnson (LBJ), daughters Lynda Bird and Luci Baines Johnson (LBJ x2), and even his dog- Little Beagle Johnson (LBJ). The fact that his pecker was simply named Jumbo instead of Lavishly Big Jumbo astounds me...
Could you imagine getting a call from the most powerful man on the planet and during the call he burps and talks about how his pants don’t let his nuts hang properly. God bless this beautiful country.
Fun fact, Lady Bird's family were majority shareholders in Textron, which owned Bell Helicopters, the same company that made all the Huey helicopters used in the Vietnam War. The very war that LBJ perpetuated, causing the deaths of millions of people, made the Johnsons fabulously wealthy through war profiteering. Kind of seems like maybe a conflict of interest but also makes the Jumbo helicopter move even more apt.
Don’t forget that helicopters were fucking disastrous. Something like 50% of helicopters deployed were shot down or left damaged beyond repair by the end of the war.
That ‘dude’ on the plane was LBJ Special Assistant Jack Valenti, who became the long-running (38 years) president of the Motion Pictures Association of America.
“Coups are like fleas on a dog!” Is what jack Valenti said about the assassination of Diem at the time to LBJ. This was after the famous LBJ rant about getting with the CIA to hire a bunch of GD thugs to take out Diem.
LBJ also liked to stand way too close, straight up invade peoples personal space and make them uncomfortable. He thought it was 4-star power move, but now we know he was just raging narcissist. You know, the type who bullies even people who are on his side, because he can.
@@hossosplitternacken7819 Loss. If you don't achieve your objectives in a war and the other side does, you've lost not matter how many casualties your army inflicts on the other side.
That dude was still on joint number 1. That was the face of shame and panic as the top half unrolls and spills all over his lap. He looked up, made eye contact with the same cameraman, and knew there was nothing he could do but sit in his skunky shame
Fun fact that I learned on a tour of his house: Him and Lady Bird got engaged on their first date and were married 10 weeks later. It all makes sense now…
There's another story I heard about LBJ which I vaguely remember. I might be getting a few details wrong but it goes something like this: a newly employed female secretary was about to leave after working late into the night and she stumbled into a totally naked LBJ in a dark room. Unable to recognise him in the dark and obviously frightened she screamed, and LBJ's response to her was "this is your president".
So it wasn't likely another Tara Reade situation. Clearly he wasn't touchy-feely of woman, just his own self was all he enjoyed and also showing everyone. Don't know which one wins the ugh factor-- LBJ or Biden.
@@Maw0 Can you imagine? What a life it must be, hm? Swinging that massive eighth around like an Elephant, leaving the guys next to you at the urinal turn away in shyness with their mouths wide open.....oh man, life could be so good..... ˘U˘
Im a historian and this is all true. I did my thesis on how Johnson didnt try to run in 1972 as his johnson was getting too loose to keep swinging out. Its a real shame.
Hmmm, "not so poor" Lady Bird !!! She also made millions from the Vietnam war. ( It always boggled my mind that she never had that huge hooked nose fixed and the sad daughters never shaved their legs )..
It sounds like LBJ had a LBJ(long big johnson). Your videos are so funny. Very entertaining and informative. I think I've watched all of them in the past 2 days. Looking forward to seeing more from you. Keep up the awesome work, man. Great story telling skills and funny as fuck.😂😂😂
Great video. Im surprised though that you didnt include the story about LBJ forcing a Secret service member to spoon with him while lbj was naked because he was too cold to leave his bed.
@@joecesa1013 you seem pretty sure? Actually I got some minor details wrong, he was Senator at the time of that incident, not president and it was whatever the senators version of secret service is
He was with enough women to testify to it. He also took it out in front of his staff when theirs were shriveled getting out of the pool to humiliate them. He was a pragmatic psychopath
That was the absolute funniest thing I've ever heard with Johnson ordering his pants😂😂Mainly because it really happened, and that was out president 😂 God Bless America 🇺🇸😂😂
Poor thing was a tiny woman. Reminds Me when the neighbours gigantic freisan bull mounted a tiny jersey cow. Poor thing dislocated her hip and had Go for burger beef.
LBJ Loved his Fresca too. He had Fresca dispensers installed in the White House. He adored the stuff, and it was a lucky man that avoided having a glass of Fresca thrust into his hand. (Harold Wilson quite liked Fresca, which kept him in Lyndon's good books!)
You’re channel is pretty solid so far, your topics are interesting, and your videos are well made. If you keep at it in a more consistent schedule, you’re gonna blow up
If LBJ just pulled out of me faster, I wouldn't need war reparations (child support) The war he continued was long and hard-fought, but that wasn't the only thing he had that was long and hard
I had grandparents who knew him personally and my dad was sitting behind him during a rodeo after his presidency. I will probably never look at him the same way ever again after this.
Dude was obsessed with his initials too. Lyndon B. Johnson (LBJ), wife is Lady Bird Johnson (LBJ), daughters Lynda Bird and Luci Baines Johnson (LBJ x2), and even his dog- Little Beagle Johnson (LBJ). The fact that his pecker was simply named Jumbo instead of Lavishly Big Jumbo astounds me...
lavishly big jumbo was the official name used in formal documents but was casually abreviated
Le Blow J. Corny and easy to whip out, just how you like it!
Lady Bird named her taco Loose Bruised Johnsonhole
The fact he didn’t say Lyndon’s big Johnson
le bron james
Could you imagine getting a call from the most powerful man on the planet and during the call he burps and talks about how his pants don’t let his nuts hang properly. God bless this beautiful country.
Prob thought it was a prank or something until he said send it to the White House, guys tone changed real quick after that.
''Long Ball Lyndon''
Not just that, but uses the phrase “bunghole”
@@nodiggity9472considering how he was obsessed with his LBJ initials, it would be “Long Balls Johnson”
@@Pantsinabucket You're right, I stand corrected. (Or I would, were it not for my unfeasibly gargantuan gonads)
I've named my snake Lyndon, he is a snake of the trouser variety and keeps the unwashed hippies at bay with his signature helicopter move
same
Way to paint a picture
@@DrBadSectorError63haha good one 😂
With CCR's "Fortunate Son" playing on constant loop.
The way you painted this picture in my mind may God have mercy on your English teachers
And people think our modern politicians are crass and unprofessional.
Because they are
Somehow I'd rather deal with LBJ than some of our current politicians 😅
@@aljazslemc9569 right? At least he was coherent and capable of doing the job. He just enjoyed whippin’ it out.
@SDSypher by all means it sounds like it was impressive enough to show off, if he had such confidence in it😂
@@aljazslemc9569 the crazy thing is that is was only like 6-7 inches. barely above average
Fun fact, Lady Bird's family were majority shareholders in Textron, which owned Bell Helicopters, the same company that made all the Huey helicopters used in the Vietnam War. The very war that LBJ perpetuated, causing the deaths of millions of people, made the Johnsons fabulously wealthy through war profiteering. Kind of seems like maybe a conflict of interest but also makes the Jumbo helicopter move even more apt.
Don’t forget that helicopters were fucking disastrous. Something like 50% of helicopters deployed were shot down or left damaged beyond repair by the end of the war.
Just another parallel between Vietnam and Iraq.
When the comment section is just as informative as any video could be
Based Tito pfp
guess i know where bush got that trick from
That ‘dude’ on the plane was LBJ Special Assistant Jack Valenti, who became the long-running (38 years) president of the Motion Pictures Association of America.
I knew he looked familiar! That’s who that was
“Coups are like fleas on a dog!” Is what jack Valenti said about the assassination of Diem at the time to LBJ. This was after the famous LBJ rant about getting with the CIA to hire a bunch of GD thugs to take out Diem.
He was a sex addict and had no respect for Lady Bird.
Poor woman and he was open about it with her.
Sounds like all your leaders, Mary. Personally, if I was an american - and a woman - I wouldn't leave the house. Good luck 😕
Yeah but he was cool
@@Travoltaaaaacool it with the melodrama buddy
He was really throwing it around like that?
So essentially every single leader to ever exist
LBJ also liked to stand way too close, straight up invade peoples personal space and make them uncomfortable. He thought it was 4-star power move, but now we know he was just raging narcissist. You know, the type who bullies even people who are on his side, because he can.
I never noticed him sniffing anyone's hair though. 🤣
@@fakeaccount8342I notice him covering up a the murder of 35th.
BDE?
@@fakeaccount8342 you should get that biden derangement syndrome checked out
I noticed him ending segregation.
That animation during the "pants" segment is top notch lol
That’s not me brother lol it’s sampled from the video the recording is on but big ups 🙏
The last one where he just flops it out as says “that’s why” is the most literal example of big dick energy I’ve ever heard 😂
@josephjanitorius797 He sure called black people what he saw them as.
i wonder if Muricans consider their interventions in Vietnam a Win or Loose 😅🤣😂
@@hossosplitternacken7819we lost that war plain and simple. Technically we didn’t win the Korean War because it’s ongoing
@@hossosplitternacken7819 Loss. If you don't achieve your objectives in a war and the other side does, you've lost not matter how many casualties your army inflicts on the other side.
Most probably think win @@hossosplitternacken7819
That dude was still on joint number 1. That was the face of shame and panic as the top half unrolls and spills all over his lap. He looked up, made eye contact with the same cameraman, and knew there was nothing he could do but sit in his skunky shame
Every 4/20 we memorialize him🙏🏻
Fun fact that I learned on a tour of his house: Him and Lady Bird got engaged on their first date and were married 10 weeks later. It all makes sense now…
NAHH
she saw his Johnson and said, "wow, that is mine now!" Good for her. You know what they say, if you love it, slap a cockring on it.
Bro whipped it out for Lady Bird and reeled her in
Dude when people catch on how funny this shit is, not to mention creative and informative, you're gonna blow up.
There's another story I heard about LBJ which I vaguely remember. I might be getting a few details wrong but it goes something like this:
a newly employed female secretary was about to leave after working late into the night and she stumbled into a totally naked LBJ in a dark room. Unable to recognise him in the dark and obviously frightened she screamed, and LBJ's response to her was "this is your president".
Actually made me laugh
Lol
So it wasn't likely another Tara Reade situation. Clearly he wasn't touchy-feely of woman, just his own self was all he enjoyed and also showing everyone. Don't know which one wins the ugh factor-- LBJ or Biden.
I@@CorgiTheRegularCorgi17
LOL that's hilarious
For the last story, he actually asked all the woman to leave the room, and then did it
Pure class 😂
No he didn’t
Oh wait I read that wrong yes
You had me at “Drives around his ranch, slammin’ beers.”
I wish i had an eighth of an inch of confidence that Johnson exuded
Is that why your name's pippy? 😯🤏
I just wish I had an eight of an inch...
@@Maw0 Can you imagine? What a life it must be, hm? Swinging that massive eighth around like an Elephant, leaving the guys next to you at the urinal turn away in shyness with their mouths wide open.....oh man, life could be so good.....
˘U˘
@@lowandodor1150 I would not want my mouth wide open near him.
Now that's something to aspire to. A real class act.
Im a historian and this is all true. I did my thesis on how Johnson didnt try to run in 1972 as his johnson was getting too loose to keep swinging out. Its a real shame.
Wasn't it 1968 when he didn't want to run for office again?
It probably smelled
Did you come upon the human hunting parties he held?
@@peggydeforest2882 twhaat
Didn't he die at the beginning of 1973?
Dude is a wordsmith really paints you a picture
I wish he wasn't
Remember kids: if you drink and drive you will become the president
As long as you don’t kill somebody. Then you’ll only be a rich senator.
@@Unitenotfight or a First Lady.
George W. Bush will agree.
Or the husband to the speaker of the house
Well it worked for Bush Jr
All I can think is..poor Lady bird 😬
She had to whistle everytime she walked
Hmmm, "not so poor" Lady Bird !!! She also made millions from the Vietnam war. ( It always boggled my mind that she never had that huge hooked nose fixed and the sad daughters never shaved their legs )..
lady bird was also an alcoholic went into rehab later in life
Could we get a small series on weird president stories like this? This was amazing.
I’m a second cousin to him my great grandmas mom and him walked to school together and the humor definitely runs in the family
That burp during the phone call killed me😂
Nah same bro did not give one single fuck his entire presidency 😭😭
Did he fart all the time like Trump?
The phrase "bunghole" has been in my vocabulary for a while now
It's not a phrase it's a noun.
@@fakeaccount8342🤓
Average Beavis and Butthead vocabulary
Is he the reason why the male part is sometimes called a "Johnson"?
I believe that as well; like how bears are named teddy after Theodore Roosevelt.
You completely changed my opinion about the USA. Here is a dollar equivalent.
I heard he pulled it out and said, " because this is bigger than Ho Chi Min's"
Trump's mouth is a saint vs LBJ's actions.🤣
If you think the stuff that comes out of his mouth is bad
You haven't seen the stuff that cums into his mouth (There is no typo)
nah not rlly, Trump was way worse
Neither of them are afraid to exercise their right to free speech in this country.
@@strangerinastrangeland3613I’ll have thos nig**s voting Democratic for the next 200 years” -Johnson after signing the civil rights act
Right to pull out your dick whenever wherever too apparently
Thanks!
no thank you man! I appreciate it!
8 inches of American freedom!
Coulda been more
Oh God, that was too funny, I am hurting from laughter.
It sounds like LBJ had a LBJ(long big johnson).
Your videos are so funny. Very entertaining and informative. I think I've watched all of them in the past 2 days. Looking forward to seeing more from you. Keep up the awesome work, man. Great story telling skills and funny as fuck.😂😂😂
Great video. Im surprised though that you didnt include the story about LBJ forcing a Secret service member to spoon with him while lbj was naked because he was too cold to leave his bed.
Wait really?
that sounds like literal sexual assault
not true, just not true.
@@joecesa1013 you seem pretty sure? Actually I got some minor details wrong, he was Senator at the time of that incident, not president and it was whatever the senators version of secret service is
If it wasn’t for Vietnam LBJ would have been a top tier president
read more. Read Thomas Sowell
@@LamelKendrick Thomas Sowell is a hack
@@LamelKendrick screw that moron
@@LamelKendrickno
He also said shit like "If I appoint a N***er to the courts, I want everyone to know that he's a N***er."
I know it's a year old , but dude, YOU ROCK, informative, and almost made me cleanse my colon all at the same time. You got a subscriber.
The burp while ordering the pants was the funniest part
Yes 😂😂😂😂
I’m not even high and this is the most funny political video I’ve ever seen
They should’ve displayed the Johnson Jumbo in the National Archives following his death in 1974.
Most sane American politician:
I have heard this story multiple times but this is the best I've heard it told
I'm surprised this guy doesn't have more subscribers, this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Can't wait till you blow up.
"Why don't you pull out of Vietnam?"
Bit foolish of those reporters to assume he'd ever pull out before he's finished
And it’s no wonder why jfk didn’t want LBJ as president.
I cannot believe how criminally underrated you are it’s crazy
This video was completely bonkers! I loved it!
At least the Troops in Vietnam wasn't the only one getting the SHAFT.. (Mrs Johnson got it too.)
have I been doing too much weed or is this an actual video someone made
10/10
Irreverent, disrespectful and crass... absolutely LOVED IT! 😂
Keep up the good work! 😉
He was with enough women to testify to it. He also took it out in front of his staff when theirs were shriveled getting out of the pool to humiliate them. He was a pragmatic psychopath
“That’s why” 👍🏽 just a smidge, yes. Absolutely a great piece, like art.
I’ve been binge watching your vids. Your hilarious and I was hooked from the first one. Keep it up please!
I showed this to my younger sister- its now a big hit among the local 14 year olds.
Great job got your sister and her teeannage friends thinking and talking about big dicks lol
fr can't figure which information are true and which are not 💀 great vid 😭😂
man ur channel is so underrated man this made me giggle
What a champ. If you can take Vietnam out out of the equation then this dude was a savage
....The Vice-President who shot his way into his boss' job.
Least Insane thing that ever happen in the American politics
Most underrated video ever created on TH-cam
That was the absolute funniest thing I've ever heard with Johnson ordering his pants😂😂Mainly because it really happened, and that was out president 😂 God Bless America 🇺🇸😂😂
In an another universe, he is arrested for indecent exposure
This made my whole day 😂 Thanks for the laugh!!
never been more proud to me a American
I'm so glad someone finally covered this.
No wonder Lady Bird was always smiling 😁
Poor thing was a tiny woman. Reminds
Me when the neighbours gigantic freisan bull mounted a tiny jersey cow.
Poor thing dislocated her hip and had
Go for burger beef.
He was truly the president of all time
LBJ Loved his Fresca too. He had Fresca dispensers installed in the White House. He adored the stuff, and it was a lucky man that avoided having a glass of Fresca thrust into his hand. (Harold Wilson quite liked Fresca, which kept him in Lyndon's good books!)
One of the most funny videos I’ve ever watched. Thanks for making my morning better!
This is freaking hilarious need more😂😂😂😂😂
I COMPLETELY BELIEVE IT WAS L.B.J. WHO HAD J.F.K. KILLED!😮
You’re channel is pretty solid so far, your topics are interesting, and your videos are well made. If you keep at it in a more consistent schedule, you’re gonna blow up
Truly, God Bless America 🇺🇸
I always come to watch ur videos to cheer me up ❤ Ty for being my fav TH-camr to date
If any of this shit was even remotely true, that man was a predator. Holy shit. Imagine our President doing that shit today? Lmmmaooooooo
After lbj died he was accused of being apart 8 murders
I looked it up and yes it is completely true
This wasn't even a portion of the bad shit he's done.
Trump and LBJ are really similiar
@@strangerinastrangeland3613 Bad?
If LBJ just pulled out of me faster, I wouldn't need war reparations (child support)
The war he continued was long and hard-fought, but that wasn't the only thing he had that was long and hard
This was a lot of information I did not know I needed. But I needed it.
This is honestly one of the funniest videos I've seen on youtube 😂😂
the algorithm is messed up... only showing me your content now... im a fan :)
14:40 this is so funny that this is a real legitimate presidents conversation.
This video was uploaded by a channel named "necessary information," so this means that we all needed to know about Jumbo.
It’s true!
Thanks to lbj I now know how to describe my issues with pants to a tailor
You're an absolute riot! I think i'm in love. 😂
This is the funniest video ive seen of 2024
Lyndon Johnson was a complex man he also liked to flop his giant dink out at times ...
I used to go fishing with an old guy who used to piss with his ass out.
If you went fishing with him more than once, you should ask yourself why.
😂
The whole way through watching this i tbought it was a gargantuan shitpost and then i looked it up. God bless America.
"Where your nuts hang, its always a little too tight" *He Was So Fucking Wise* R.I.P L.B.J
The man, the myth, the legend.
That man was crazy
My LBJ is an average 6", but where it really stands out is the æsthetic perfection of it. Stately, even.
mine's 7", used to be 8.5 before HRT but it's bent to the left and twisted like 45 degrees :/
grass is always greener I guess...
What is HRT
“Just got shot out of the snatch” 😂😂😂 omg !!
God Bless America 🇺🇸
LMAO this made me laugh wayy too much
You almost made me like him. But the Hart Celler act of 1965. Is such an unforgivable sin. I can not in good faith ever like him.
Oh so you’re racist
They don’t call him El BJ for nothing!
I had grandparents who knew him personally and my dad was sitting behind him during a rodeo after his presidency. I will probably never look at him the same way ever again after this.
did the president really just burp while ordering pants with more space for his balls
this.... this is art.
Oh, Long Johnson... O Long John!
Should have been recommended sooner to everyone