LaTesa Hughes that made me laugh because I understood that. I’ll eat pizza for breakfast. I’ll make pancakes for dinner. IDGAF. I understand his frustration.
I have no idea if I'll ever find "my person" in the way that Dax and Kristen clearly have, but just knowing that there are folks out there who have makes me feel infinitely better about the world at large.
Dax: "You put it on hotdog, hamburger and french fries" Kristen: MUSTARD! Dax: "Chimpanzees eat it. It grows on a tree, it's yellow" Kristen: EUCALYPTUS! She says the random things but she is still the cutest! I love her.
@@OcramJC He said wedge and they gave it to him. Like a wedge salad (with blue cheese and bacon) which is specifically made with iceberg lettuce. The fact that they narrowed it down to a specific type of lettuce is pretty impressive so I am glad they took wedge and went on, lol.
I love how Kristin was getting way too into it like genuinely furious at Dax when he kept saying "cheezits", and how it was so good that Ellen ordered it to go on even when the timer rang
Kristen: *excitedly* oatmeal! Dax: honey, honey, I’m supposed to guess . . . Kristen: *puts head down in shame* Dax: you put it on a hotdog, and a hamburger, and French fries! Kristen: Mustard! Dax: OH MY GOD! Kristen: It’s a crunchy, crunchy after dinner snack! Dax: a crunchy after dinner snack of cheese? No one eats an after dinner cheese snack! Kristen: They look like fingers. THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERS!! Dax: Cheez-itz! I said cheez-itz! Kristen: *removes wedding ring* 3:40 *Ellen shoves the lettuce into Kristen’s mouth as she speaks* Kristen: it’s the kind you out blue cheese on it. Dax: I put blue cheese on i- Kristen: BLUE. CHEESE. DAX!! Dax: Chimpanzees eat it, It grows on a tree, it’s yellow Kristen: Eucalyptus! Kristen: It’s what kids like after dinner . . . Dax: TIME OF DAY IS NOT RELEVANT, HONEY! Ellen’s laugh 😂 Their masks in general 😂😂 this entire video I can’t. 😂
Peterisheree no you guys missed the point of the comment, this person was not giving us time stamps of all the rounds in the challenge, instead they highlighted only the parts that were most funny to them.... to me too tbh
@@JAYS3AN4LYFE Eucalyptus is a really hard flavour to describe, but in Australia we have eucalyptus drop lollies (candies?) that are amazing 🤤 Kind of like the menthol in cough drops but then sweet and kind of citrusy is the best I can do 🤷🏻♀️
If ever I'm in need of a good laugh I come back here and watch this. I could literally watch hours of footage of them in these silly blindfolds trying different foods and screaming at each other about the time of day you eat something... love them
When Kristen yelled “ They look like fingers, THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERS!!!” It reminded me of when phoebe from friends said “Pick up the sock , PICK UP THE SOCK!!!”...XD Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys! I thought this was gonna get lost in the comment section...XD
I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard at the “THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERs!” “Cheez-it’s!!!” 😂❤️😂 also Kristen’s mask fits the way that she talks lolol
The way Ellen laughs after Dax screams “TIME OF DAY IS NOT RELEVANT, HONEY!” After Kristen says “after dinner” something again makes this entire video😂
hahaha esp the iceberg lettuce - she's shoving it in her face as if that will somehow help her describe it as anything but an "afterdinner antioxidant!!"
The whole world needs to see this. I have never laughed so hard. I can’t even count how many times I have watched this. And I sent it to every person I know. I genuinely did not want it to end.
Most realistic celebrity couple I have seen. Yelling and calling each other honey at the same time.
Rani Kumari ikr
I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
I love them so much ❤️
Both equally likable and seem like they're best friends as well as they are husband and wife.
BLUE CHEEEEEESE DAX!
“TIME OF DAY IS NOT RELEVANT, HONEY”
The best part no doubt , everything is after dinner
@@Shahanmustafa loll
Only unless its a breakfast
I mean, he started it with the ‘we eat it in the morning, bobs red mill’ example
😂😂😂
I could literally watch hours of just Dax and Kristen content.
Jillian Elise I have been watching hours of just them for the last two days 🙈
@@sarahrobison4683 YES
OMG ME TO
Me too
@@sarahrobison4683 =!¿?‹""'??""
"when you leave milk out, it turns into..."
"an oreo"
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her "no" had me dying
If only
that's the part which made me laugh more than the other guesses
🤣🤣 obviously! What else would milk turn into, but an Oreo.
“It’s oatmeal!!!“ She was so happy hahah.
I dont even think ellen caught it cause when dax said he was suppose to guess then ellen started laughing
@@jenicdarling9690 You're right! 😂
I just realized she said that because Ellen had just told her to describe it and tell Dax what it was! So she did!
@@geor_frias right! She didn't explain it correctly 😂
The best part is when she’s screaming “THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERS” and the eyes are spread far apart and looking upwards
i though the best part was “BLUE CHEEZEEE DAAAXX !!!”
I thought the best part was when she pretending to remove her wedding ring
I laughed reading this comment because it's so true. The eye blind fold really suits her. Hahahhaha
Those blindfolds made everything better 😂🙌🏼
They're blindfolds
Especially when Kristen tasted the chocolate pudding and was like "ooh"
Lillian Folsom I'm laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The blindfolds has me dying 😂😂😂😂
4:14 😂
“Time of day is not relevant, honey!”
4:31
Ellen’s laugh afterwards 😂😂😂
This killed me😂
You the best this is the funniest i swear
The laugh made it so much funnier! It’s like the evil queen in Snow White!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kristen: "Its what kids like after dinner and-"
Dax: "TIME OF DAY IS NOT RELEVANT, HONEY!"
Ellen (and me): Can't breath from laughter
“THEYRE BRIGHT ORANGE AND THERES A BIG TIGER THAT SELLS THEM !!!” 😂😂😂
Haha, it's a cheetah though :D
And their blindfolds spice it up even more..I couldn't look at Kristen wearing this
CORN FLAKES!
To be honest, I was also thinking of a tiger and I said what a minute. The tiger is sells Cornflakes.
I completely LOST it at this!! It's not a tiger....? CHEETAH!
They got so excited when they found out money would be donated to prostate cancer like what pure souls.
Maddie Romanoff it’s a cause close to Dax’s heart. If you haven’t already you should hear his prostate exam stories.
I have never seen anybody say “Eucalyptus” as confidently as Kristen when it comes to what chimpanzees eat LOL 🤣
@@niasaraeeee lol 😂
I've never seen Eucalyptus leaves that were yellow, how could she be so confident that what they were?
@@ArgonTheAware exactly! Her confidence made it sooo funny
i thought she was being sarcastic lol
She was for sure thinking koalas
The blindfold on Kristin's face made this so much more entertaining😂😂😂
Yeah....and the way she was speaking made it a whole lot hillarious!
Kristen. KRISTEN. NOT KRISTIN.
Kristen: “THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERS! THEY. LOOK. LIKE. FINGERS.”
Dax: “CHEEZ-ITS! I SAID CHEEZ-ITS!”
Kristen: *Takes off wedding ring*
her name is acrually kristen
Ruffys Blunt Oops, typo. 😂
@@drawnathan you can edit the posts on YT :)
Strabby Crabby I know, I did. 😂
@@drawnathan but you didn't change the first line :)
I couldn't take kristen serious when she was yelling with the mask on
It made it even funnier!
that part was brilliant and hKristen stomping her foot to
Eucalyptus took me out!! She said it so confidently 😂😂😂 love these two!
Aspen talk about that as well
Yesss. Jajajaja
"Big tiger" she's desperate
Getting some way
Kristen yanking her wedding ring off made me spit my ramen out and fall on the floor laughing.
@2:38
John Cox thank you!
🤣
@@Neyobe Oh, me too. And she didn't just drop the ring, she HEAVED it!
For years I’ve come back to this video whenever I need a good laugh and it never fails. 😂
Me right now 😂
Kristen's children: Mommy, when's breakfast?
Kristen: AFTER DINNER!!
Technically that's true tho 😂
omg I just choked on my spit
Technically it’s not wrong
That's hilarious!!!
Probably serving them lentil loaf for breakfast. 😂
Can they have their own show or something?? Enjoyable couple to watch!!
shazana that didn’t work super well for Sonny and Cher’s relationship .
couples split after having their own show. except the osbournes are still together❤
I totally agree but they are big on keeping the privacy of their kids.
They are the most frequent regulars on Ellen anyway. :)
Just listen to the Armchair Expert Podcast, you will get your weekly dose of Dax. It's so much fun to listen to.
I can't even count how many times I've watched this funny every time
Tyler Works me too and still watching 😂
Looool. I literally just typed almost the same thing and scrolled down and saw you had too. 😂
4:33 “ time of day is not relevant honey!” LOL
LaTesa Hughes that made me laugh because I understood that.
I’ll eat pizza for breakfast. I’ll make pancakes for dinner. IDGAF. I understand his frustration.
1:20 he scared the guy giving Ellen the plate... He yelled in his face 😆😅😂😂🤣
I'm actually wheezing on my floor I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@haley9671 and at 3:14 he took his hand away so quickly
@@ayliedavis9601 😂😂😂
I think he quit
what did he yell though? Couldn't understand a word
That little shimmy when she says Martini, just kills me. Kristen Bell is a National Treasure.
I have never and will probably never meet Kristen Bell but she is my favorite person on this planet.
Addie Bowlin Earth’s most lovable human by a comfortable margin.
I adore her as Eleanor. I am not making this up
they look like fingers. THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERS!! THEY - LOOK- LIKE- FINGERS!!!
But to be fair her first clue should have been orange. Haha. Mine would have been: they make your fingers orange!
Phoebe Buffay
한아름 that’s exactly what I was thinking
hi i don’t know they leave dust on your fingers
while it was happening I read it XDD
"THERE'S A BIG TIGER THAT SELLS THEM!"
"ITS RABBIT FOOD, ITS WHAT I EAT IN THE GARDEN!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
She said It's not a food.
she did say rabit food
When she ate the olives i was waiting for her to say "its an after dinner drink" 😂😂
I just cackled.
Lol me toikr🙄😂😂
I meant lol me too🙄😅😅
Yah
Yah
“BLUE CHEESE DAX!!!”
I’m crying😂😂
I yell this at my husband all the time now when we are having trouble understanding each other lol
3:44 😂
I have no idea if I'll ever find "my person" in the way that Dax and Kristen clearly have, but just knowing that there are folks out there who have makes me feel infinitely better about the world at large.
Dax: "You put it on hotdog, hamburger and french fries"
Kristen: MUSTARD!
Dax: "Chimpanzees eat it. It grows on a tree, it's yellow"
Kristen: EUCALYPTUS!
She says the random things but she is still the cutest! I love her.
I only use mustard on fries, so I would had guessed that too
Hi Ellen
I like how Ellen just push the lettuce into her mouth again while she's talking 😂 3:40
But she also eating it 😂 not ignore and talk first
So it is lettuce, because I had no idea of what he said and I was very confused because it didn't even sound like lettuce.
@@OcramJC iceberg is the type of lettuce that it was
@@OcramJC He said wedge and they gave it to him. Like a wedge salad (with blue cheese and bacon) which is specifically made with iceberg lettuce. The fact that they narrowed it down to a specific type of lettuce is pretty impressive so I am glad they took wedge and went on, lol.
I love how Kristin was getting way too into it like genuinely furious at Dax when he kept saying "cheezits", and how it was so good that Ellen ordered it to go on even when the timer rang
Yeahh glad ellen caught the comedy gold haha
When she slurped the pudding... "OoOoOoOoOo!!!" LOL!
Dose it make you sleepy?
NO! LOL
@@theunknownfate9388 I just imagine that she has to eat so healthy, she probably never eats pudding. 😂
I agree
Find someone that yells at you while calling you honey at the same time.
😩🤣❤️
JessBeReal Vlogs It’s at the same time are you serious
MrNikkimaxine Yes. Yes, I’m serious. 🙄
@@Us_Paws You were being redundant... 🤣😂
Jackson The Bully 🙋🏻♀️ i got one!! 🤣
honey where is my super suit
What kills me is how loudly they shout their answers they sound like a deaf elderly couple😂😂😂
“THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERSSSS”
“OH CHEEEZ ITSSSS!!” 😂😂😂😂😂
Dru Anthony SOMEONE DRAW THAT!
are they divorced yet? i think this game broke their marriage
we just need a 24 hour stream of them doing this because this is the most entertaining thing I've ever seen.
“No we’re not stopping this game” Ellen knows good tv... I mean good TH-cam @3:50
Dax: Yeah, I'll play this all year.
😂😂😂😂
Kristen is NOT ruining her dinner. Lol everything was an "after dinner snack". 😂😂😂
P Manning Sweet hi this is a fine on my own go out at night with my mom to get some steak
That has got to be the Funniest version of this game I have EVER SEEN!!! 😹😹😹😹
Yeah, I laughed sooo much that I cried... Ellen needs to get them back for more games. That was hilarious!
I have watched this so many times. I still laugh. They are so adorable.
For sure it is
it’s really cute when they unconsciously did the same posture at 3:12 😂
I don’t think u know what unconscious means lol
Susan Sanborn enlighten me then
The world you are thinking of subconscious
Chynna Vindiola by unconscious I meant “not aware”, which is also a legitimate interpretation of this word.
@@dithyjig I know but the way you said it made it sound like they are knocked out in a coma on the floor. Maybe "they unconsciously mimic each other"
“An after dinner snack of cheese”
“No one eats an after dinner cheese snack!”
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
My husband and I are apparently broken. Cheese snacks are for any time of the day at our house
I see you never heard of Gene Belcher 🤣😂
Anna 😂
WE NEED A FAMILY FEUD WITH DAX AND KRISTEN VS MILA AND ASHTON OMG
OMG, STEVE HARVEY MAKE IT HAPPEN PLEASE
Great idea!
No Emily Blunt and John Krasinski? :'(
Ashton, really? No thanks.
Or maybe vs Blake-Ryan Reynold
Take a shot every time she says "after dinner snack" 😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA
I feel like this game with Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello would be HILARIOUS
Maria Santos sure way that way right about that
Sofia Vergara and anyone.
I feel like nobody would understand Sofia, not even Joe. 😄
Maria Santos anything with Sofia would be hilarious
What comes to mind when I read this comment, is the scene on Modern Family when Gloria is trying to describe a helicopter 😂😂😂😂😂
do this game with emily blunt and john krasinski challenge
Yes please!!!
YESS
Yessss
Yessss!! We need ❤️
Yessss 😆
Dax: "You eat it on hamburger!"
Kristen: "It has the most antioxidants of any type of..."
I almost choked on my food when she said "after dinner" the second time and he said the frustrated "oh my god!"
I officially lost the ability to watch this without crying in laughter when she yelled MUSTARD and Dax lost his mind.
4:06 when Kristen shouts bananas she sounds so cutee!!
Frrrrrr underrated commenttt
Kristen: "When you leave milk out it turns into...?"
Dax: "An Oreo"
Me: What...?😂
@Semper Skeptical he's good at describing but not guessing
Milks favorite cookie. I get that association
@Semper Skeptical I think he was thinking of Cheetos but got them confused with Cheez-Its and was confused that he was wrong
Adrianna White has anyone every try it save money on oreos
Her clues were garbage. If she would have said Chester Cheetah he would have gotten it right away.
i love how ellen just shoves the lettuce into kristen's face even after she knew what it was and kristen takes a bite anyway 😂😂😂
Kristen: *excitedly* oatmeal!
Dax: honey, honey, I’m supposed to guess . . .
Kristen: *puts head down in shame*
Dax: you put it on a hotdog, and a hamburger, and French fries!
Kristen: Mustard!
Dax: OH MY GOD!
Kristen: It’s a crunchy, crunchy after dinner snack!
Dax: a crunchy after dinner snack of cheese? No one eats an after dinner cheese snack!
Kristen: They look like fingers. THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERS!!
Dax: Cheez-itz! I said cheez-itz!
Kristen: *removes wedding ring*
3:40 *Ellen shoves the lettuce into Kristen’s mouth as she speaks*
Kristen: it’s the kind you out blue cheese on it.
Dax: I put blue cheese on i-
Kristen: BLUE. CHEESE. DAX!!
Dax: Chimpanzees eat it, It grows on a tree, it’s yellow
Kristen: Eucalyptus!
Kristen: It’s what kids like after dinner . . .
Dax: TIME OF DAY IS NOT RELEVANT, HONEY!
Ellen’s laugh 😂
Their masks in general
😂😂 this entire video I can’t. 😂
we all watched the video u neanderthal
thanks for writing an entire transcript
Yah want see about that
Are you sure you got everything in there?
Peterisheree no you guys missed the point of the comment, this person was not giving us time stamps of all the rounds in the challenge, instead they highlighted only the parts that were most funny to them.... to me too tbh
“BLUE CHEESE DAX!!!”
BLUUUUUE CHEEEEEESE!
😂😂😂
kristen’s “OOoOO” when she eats the pudding kills me every time
Nicole Marquez 04:14 😂😂😂😂
Kristen is literally the cutest thing ever.
THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERS
THEY
LOOK
LIKE
FINGERS
FINGERS DAX
i may never look at Cheetos the same 😅
emchickbaby Cheez-its.
Cheese sticks!
I will never look at fingers the same 😂🤣
1:21 rofl when he yelled that guy backed out fast 🤣
Tiffany Rodriguez I didn’t catch that the first time! I’m dying 😂🤣😂🤣
“I CANT WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS” the guy backed off so fast hahahaha
Like a rabid dog loool I'm actually crying 😂😂💀
Did anyone notice Kristen wiping off the chocolate pudding from her face and licking it off at the end... so real...
She’s great
I just wanna know if kristen's ring is okay
IKR
4:38 She did not take it off
Same! lol I came to the comments just to figure out what happened to her ring! 😂
She just mimed taking it off. She never actually took it off.
I was thinking the same thing!
“Eucalyptus!” That’s hilarious, and these two are the best. My favorite video in a long time!
Omg Kristen's personality is so like Anna from frozen
Ikr 😂
She's very competitive 😆 Just like the charades game with the Frozen 2 casts
Dax: Its Yellow and it grows on a tree and chimpanzees eat it
Kristen: eucalyptus
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
obey danyce I laughed so hard at that part😂
What does eucalyptus even taste like?!?!? 😂😂😂 too funny!
obey danyce loooooool 💚
@@JAYS3AN4LYFE Eucalyptus is a really hard flavour to describe, but in Australia we have eucalyptus drop lollies (candies?) that are amazing 🤤 Kind of like the menthol in cough drops but then sweet and kind of citrusy is the best I can do 🤷🏻♀️
The best Couple in Hollywood!That make us believe in Love!
No one:
Literally No One:
Kristen: "It'S aN aFtEr diNnEr sNacK"
“It’s shaped like a big worm”
“they look like fingers, THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERS!!”
"TIME OF DAY IS NOT RELEVANT HONEY"
also they are such an attractive couple what the heck
Ever so often I come back to this video and it never fails to make me laugh. Kristen trying to describe the cheetos is comedy gold 🤣
1:21 that guy got so scared when Dax yelled 😂
*"I CANT WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!!!"*
I could literally watch hours of just Dax and Kristen content.
I could literally watch hours of just Dax and Kristen content.
5:19 When Kristen finished the pudding with her fingers. Sheee's sooo cuuute! They're both hilarious! 😂😍😍
Andrea Gonzaga get to now you
If ever I'm in need of a good laugh I come back here and watch this. I could literally watch hours of footage of them in these silly blindfolds trying different foods and screaming at each other about the time of day you eat something... love them
“TIME OF DAY IS NOT RELEVANT” im crying
Kristen licking the pudding off her chin at the end was a whole MOOD and I'm living for it!
@Sydney Sullivan but the eyes on the mask when she's tasting it. So perfect with the rest of her facial expressions!
She doesn't wait for a napkin, neither would I, lol.
I love the fact Ellen says "No we aren't stopping"
“BLUE 👊🏼CHEESE 👊🏼DAX👊🏼!!!!” HAHAHHAHHAJAHAHA
😂😂😂
When Kristen yelled “ They look like fingers, THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERS!!!” It reminded me of when phoebe from friends said “Pick up the sock , PICK UP THE SOCK!!!”...XD
Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys! I thought this was gonna get lost in the comment section...XD
Anh Tran omg you're so right!! 😂😂😂
Hahahaha Hahahaha
"THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERS!!!!!"
"I SAID cheese its!"
😂😂😂😂
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let Dax and Kirsten guest host The Ellen Show!!! It must happen ❤
James Campton omg yes!
Kristen has done it before :)
@@JS-bw9hs Not with Dax she hasn't!
James Campton I’m just right by the times were so good
And PS stucco planing
I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard at the “THEY LOOK LIKE FINGERs!” “Cheez-it’s!!!” 😂❤️😂 also Kristen’s mask fits the way that she talks lolol
Kristen Bell is already off the charts cute, but somehow she's even more adorable with that sleep mask on her!
D: "...it's yellow"
K: "EUCALYPTUS!!!"
Oh, Kristen, you adorkable precious little thing, you
I must confess; I watched this 8 times in a row. I love these two! Relationship goals for sure!!!
The way Ellen laughs after Dax screams “TIME OF DAY IS NOT RELEVANT, HONEY!” After Kristen says “after dinner” something again makes this entire video😂
This is legit one of my favorite videos on youtube
I love that Ellen still keeps feeding Kristen even though Kristen already knows what the food is 😂😂
hahaha esp the iceberg lettuce - she's shoving it in her face as if that will somehow help her describe it as anything but an "afterdinner antioxidant!!"
“When you leave milk out it turns into..?”
*an oreo*
Ellen did not expect the eucalyptus!! Her expression was great!
Absolutely hysterical, love them to pieces.
When she said eucalyptus I literally lost it.
Them screaming at each other is so hilarious
The whole world needs to see this. I have never laughed so hard. I can’t even count how many times I have watched this. And I sent it to every person I know. I genuinely did not want it to end.
Anyone notice how she removes the chocolate pudding off her face with her finger and then licks her finger. GAAAHHH! Adorable.
“TIME OF DAY IS NOT RELEVANT HONEEEYYY”
I love how Ellen wanted the game to keep going
Those eyes on the blindfold make her look like she's losing her mind. I love it.
OMG I literally cried from laughter. They are my couple goal.
100%
Omg this is the funniest vid ever I’m dyeing I love how Kristen said after dinner on the Cheetos and pudding and how she called a banana eucalyptus
Oh man. No matter how many times I watch this, I laugh so hard that my stomach hurts.
Y don’t these two have a show together !! They’re hilarious
ohhireneexo talk about that
Dax briefly hits on her in season 2 of The Good Place.
ohhireneexo they have a movie called hit and run he has his own car and his real wife in the movie, it’s really good
What
Now that my dad and myself as well than yes not my mom she didn’t