Yes unfortunately I am struggling with the extrovert run because I am an introvert.. it's so daunting to meet everyone everyday.. and remember everyones birthday.
Digging up the entire beach over and over, selling out the town to Joja and rebuilding Ginger Island just so that you can stalk Emily for the one time she isn’t in town to be able to make her your fiancée in the span of two and a half days is the most over-the-top hilarious strategy I’ve ever seen.
This is only the second worse strategy that he’s done to get a big number for a category in the smallest possible number of days. Don’t look up how he got max level combat in one day.
Hilarious that Clint never woos Emily despite her being willing to marry a stranger so long as they have wool, cauliflower, wild horse radish, and gems (which he also likes)
@@cakeyeater7392 He'd certainly have a good chance- if only he would actually try instead of incessantly chickening out. He could just bring her a gem and say, "Emily, I've always thought you were really pretty," and he'd be like halfway to dating her. But nooooo, talking to Emily is gonna bite apparently.
*Caroline is surprised to see the new farmer at the door of the shop. He's been in town for nearly a year, but sleeps for months at a time, doesn't talk to anyone and has randomly started tearing up the beach for hours on end each day in the middle of winter and proceeds to sell her husband countless hidden yams.* Farmer: oh hey, I'm - WAIT, NO, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU! *Caroline is confused but before she can answer, she feels the world ripple, and suddenly, her universe is wiped clean and she is annihilated as the farmer continues to curse. With rage in his heart he resets the universe to start again - eventually his perfect, reality warping scheme will play out to get the hippy waiter down the street to marry him two days after meeting.*
Personality-wise, I think Emily would be the most likely to marry someone after a whirlwind romance. It’s so cool that that’s true even in the game’s code! Great video as always
Can't wait for the day that BlaDe tears away his mask to reveal that he's actually Eric Barone, with how much he knows about the game it only makes sense
5:28-18:18 was one of the very few livestreams I could catch (time difference). A real shame it's so rare, doing cryptic crosswords with a bunch of strangers while watching a wizard play Stardew is a lot of fun.
48:25 i used to have a cat that loved cheese, and anytime you would touch the bag of shredded cheese in the fridge she would come running over and stare at you until you gave her some. it's always so cute when cats learn what certain sounds mean
my cat will be nice when i have normal chicken. even chicken nuggets. but whenever i have specifically mcdonalds chicken nuggets he goes wild trying to get them it's weird
I actually love bombed Leah completely by accident my first playthrough, lol. I noticed her birthday was that day so decided to give her a gift, and then realized a few days later that she was my Secret Santa as well. She shot right up from barely knowing me to being insanely in love within a few days. Unfortunately for her, I ain't the marrying type... I ended up marrying Abigail a few years later for Perfection, but then decided to divorce her a while afterwards bc I just ain't about that married life. I will always feel a bit bad for making Leah fall so hard for me only to snub her though, lol
It's so weird: I hardly do cryptic crosswords in English (not my native tongue), but the one I did a bunch of clues in has been engraved in that stream.
Imagine being Elliot in that first run: You dont see that farmer for months, you bump into them heading home one day, and then the farmer immediately resets the universe
imagine hayley reaction , the new farmer that was around for about 2 years, but not talk to anyone, suddenly go to your sister, give a bunch of things to her 2 straight days, go to cine with her, then they are marrying 3 days after KEK
just found your channel and i love it. I'll find myself playing stardew and thinking "but what would BlaDe do?" and i have fully embraced the RNG of stardew lmao
This has the same energy as the stardew wiki page on dating warning that it's a bad idea to secretly date multiple people in real life despite being able to in-game
As soon as you brought panning strats into this, I got even more excited than I already was. "Yes! People forget about the power of panning so often!" I don't regret Tracker as my 2nd foraging profession 👀 And shortly after... the fact Gunther buries a book for the library. 😂 I never thought of it like that before! I like him even more now
i live for gordon just chillen, looking around like he's so confused what his dad is doing. maybe even concerned for his mental well-being after all the "clay" farming 😂😂❤
We love Gordon 🥺💜💜 thank you and him so much for including him in your streams/videos. Also you're a legend obvs but why is this channel so underrated i dont get it..
Don't meet Elliott.... after having had a day where I went to a restaurant where my client and I met some other folks with the most laid-back St. Bernard with fluffy fur for the second time... that is called Elliott! (We could pet him the first time but not this time.) He also had his cuddly toy, a stuffed rabbit, with him, sitting next to his head while he was waiting patiently under the table. Believe me, this Elliott you would want to meet!
Watching this video and reading the comments is very strange when your name is Emily. I've never heard my own name so many times in such a short period of time haha
"there is gonna be longer between proposing and the wedding ceremony than between when i met her and proposing" oh, so it's just evangelical courtship culture
I’m not a math guy but I just got Kent’s friendship from 0 to 6 hearts in 1 day, it was his birthday and I gifted him both a star drop tea and gold quality rabbits foot. From what I read on the wiki, stardrop Tea can be given multiple times, so I guess it wouldn’t count, for the sake of this challenge, as you could probably do it in 1 day by giving someone a bunch of it.
@@tigdakid You can't realistically get enough tea early enough to make a real difference. I will be revisiting early marriage, I can probably bring proposal back a day but due to festivals the end day will be the same
Imagine if you could plan weddings in advance You plan the wedding the day before the start of the love bomb (3 days from now will be the last day of the love bomb, since its 2 days long) Everyone is like "hey congrats emily i hear youre getting married" "what? Thats super creepy i dont even know the guy" And 3 days later they get married anyway
pretty sure it is the animation cancelling shortcut! If you dont want to press a bunch of buttons to cancel (esp if u do it a lot to speed up cutting trees and watering), Waliglug's most recent tutorial works like a charm !
@@mirjanbouma I don't think so, as foraging, farming and fishing need farm space for their shenanigans. Not to mention that certain resources for the other skills require items that come from the _other_ skills. I wouldn't be surprised if you could level +10 levels from different skills in a single day tho
@@AstorEzequiel Seanie Dew and Blade have collectively proven that you can raise each skill from 0-10 in one day, but I had forgotten about needing the others to facilitate the one. Good point, and I stand corrected.
The day in the life of an introvert- dont meet Elliot, dont meet Pam, dont go into town 😂
Real 🗿
So real🌚
And marry the one you like without much interaction, seems like a curse more than just being introverted.
Yes unfortunately I am struggling with the extrovert run because I am an introvert.. it's so daunting to meet everyone everyday.. and remember everyones birthday.
Digging up the entire beach over and over, selling out the town to Joja and rebuilding Ginger Island just so that you can stalk Emily for the one time she isn’t in town to be able to make her your fiancée in the span of two and a half days is the most over-the-top hilarious strategy I’ve ever seen.
it's a Clint strat fr!
Average clint behavior
Clearly you haven't seen this man get level 10 combat
This is only the second worse strategy that he’s done to get a big number for a category in the smallest possible number of days. Don’t look up how he got max level combat in one day.
"Hey Clint, what do you be thinking all day digging at the beach? What do you even find there..."
"Love Farmer, I'm looking for..love"
You should call this run "Clint's Nightmare"
Hilarious that Clint never woos Emily despite her being willing to marry a stranger so long as they have wool, cauliflower, wild horse radish, and gems (which he also likes)
@@cakeyeater7392 He'd certainly have a good chance- if only he would actually try instead of incessantly chickening out. He could just bring her a gem and say, "Emily, I've always thought you were really pretty," and he'd be like halfway to dating her. But nooooo, talking to Emily is gonna bite apparently.
*Caroline is surprised to see the new farmer at the door of the shop. He's been in town for nearly a year, but sleeps for months at a time, doesn't talk to anyone and has randomly started tearing up the beach for hours on end each day in the middle of winter and proceeds to sell her husband countless hidden yams.*
Farmer: oh hey, I'm - WAIT, NO, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU!
*Caroline is confused but before she can answer, she feels the world ripple, and suddenly, her universe is wiped clean and she is annihilated as the farmer continues to curse. With rage in his heart he resets the universe to start again - eventually his perfect, reality warping scheme will play out to get the hippy waiter down the street to marry him two days after meeting.*
Dang that was a roller coaster to read
the perfect comment
Indeed
*MADE IN HEAVEN*
@@roetemeteor based jojoposting
Clint seeing this: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
"If i was smart about this" says BlaDe, as i, a single braincelled organism, begin to weep.
Personality-wise, I think Emily would be the most likely to marry someone after a whirlwind romance. It’s so cool that that’s true even in the game’s code! Great video as always
I was not ready to learn that Emily is a Romantic Comedy protagonist, because that does make a lot of sense and seems like something Emily would do
I mean... she drugs you then gives you a lap dance. The fact that she isn't marryable at 0 hearts seems like a glitch
Kind of ties in with the U-haul lesbian stereotype…
@@chaoticpemmins748Emily is the epitome of the manic pixie dream girl trope
@@kinsan89lap dance is a weird way to describe the fact that she danced her weird solo dance at least two feet away from the farmer at all times lmao
No NPC is safe from BlaDe with prep time
who would win? batman with prep time or BlaDe with prep time
@@Hoolahupswin-win situation
@@dajohnpreskott2928 you're right. I've never seen them in the same room at the same time.......
@@HoolahupsBlaDe could EASILY romance Batman before Batman romances BlaDe
BlaDe is Bruce Wayne in disguise confirmed
my favourite genre of Stardew content is making up arbitrary challenges to beat them. I'm in for a treat.
Can't wait for the day that BlaDe tears away his mask to reveal that he's actually Eric Barone, with how much he knows about the game it only makes sense
5:28-18:18 was one of the very few livestreams I could catch (time difference). A real shame it's so rare, doing cryptic crosswords with a bunch of strangers while watching a wizard play Stardew is a lot of fun.
I still don't understand the cryptics
48:25 i used to have a cat that loved cheese, and anytime you would touch the bag of shredded cheese in the fridge she would come running over and stare at you until you gave her some. it's always so cute when cats learn what certain sounds mean
Pavlov’s cat
Hah, yeah. My cats recognise the sound of the specific plates I use when giving them wetfood and get immediately excited
@@AllegedlyHumanmy cat goes crazy for whipped cream cans, like the second she hears someone shake the whip cream she’s in the kitchen lol
my cat will be nice when i have normal chicken. even chicken nuggets.
but whenever i have specifically mcdonalds chicken nuggets he goes wild trying to get them
it's weird
Emily being the one you can meet and propose to within 40 hours honestly fits her character
I actually love bombed Leah completely by accident my first playthrough, lol. I noticed her birthday was that day so decided to give her a gift, and then realized a few days later that she was my Secret Santa as well. She shot right up from barely knowing me to being insanely in love within a few days. Unfortunately for her, I ain't the marrying type... I ended up marrying Abigail a few years later for Perfection, but then decided to divorce her a while afterwards bc I just ain't about that married life. I will always feel a bit bad for making Leah fall so hard for me only to snub her though, lol
You should try having krobus as your roommate instead
This game is insane
To anyone who hasn’t seen you live it might be a bit odd to see Nude and Lingerie full on screen for so long lol
Reading this comment with absolutely no context 💀
nude isn't THAT surprising though - gordon's always nekkie :o
It's so weird: I hardly do cryptic crosswords in English (not my native tongue), but the one I did a bunch of clues in has been engraved in that stream.
and radiotherapists ?? i’m so confused about it LMAO
"president" and "kiev" :/
45 minutes in and it's a full restart 😱
As usual the dedication is incredible.
BlaDe really is built differently. Truly the embodiment of, "nah, I'd win"
Time to throw this out the window thanks stardrop tea 💀
Imagine being Elliot in that first run: You dont see that farmer for months, you bump into them heading home one day, and then the farmer immediately resets the universe
Oh you spoil us Blade! I forgot we saw baby Gordy in the middle of this! It was such a treat for the 2nd time!!!
So glad you let the Emily dance play out in full
imagine hayley reaction , the new farmer that was around for about 2 years, but not talk to anyone, suddenly go to your sister, give a bunch of things to her 2 straight days, go to cine with her, then they are marrying 3 days after KEK
Came for the Blade shenanigans, stayed for the Gordon lore
Lore-don, if you will
it never ceases to amaze me how well you can crack this game wide open
It’s the hallmark movie gambit
I feel like I should wait until 2am to watch this. I’ve grown accustomed to blade content in the middle of the night haha
What a coincidence it's 3AM for me! 😅
AN HOUR? BLADE THANK YOU!!!
There's something so magical about everyone dancing to the Emily dance scene after all that setup and work
BlaDe scritching Gordon while lamenting the failed run and then the Gordon kitten video my HEART 💖💖
this will be fascinating to see with the addition of Stardrop Tea.
I don't think it's a challenge any more. You can just gift tea again and again until they marry you, right?
This run is insane. But also I'm commenting here to say how much I enjoyed the Gordon-as-a-kitten interlude! :)
I can't imagine what Clint's POV would be like
Crying
just found your channel and i love it. I'll find myself playing stardew and thinking "but what would BlaDe do?" and i have fully embraced the RNG of stardew lmao
Disclaimer: DO NOT attempt to 'love bomb' someone in real-life!
This has the same energy as the stardew wiki page on dating warning that it's a bad idea to secretly date multiple people in real life despite being able to in-game
As soon as you brought panning strats into this, I got even more excited than I already was. "Yes! People forget about the power of panning so often!" I don't regret Tracker as my 2nd foraging profession 👀
And shortly after... the fact Gunther buries a book for the library. 😂 I never thought of it like that before! I like him even more now
needing to revert & step manip the prev day to get worse daily luck was such a funny moment xD
as of 1.6 you can do this all in 2 minutes thanks to stardrop tea not having a gift limit. Birthday, loved iridium gift, 3 or 4 stardrop tea. Propose.
the fact that it was raining the day you needed the pendant. so many details just right
After 1.6 you can do this with anyone in a single day with Stardrop Tea
BlaDe, the master of rizz
Yess! I have just had a day of rewatching stardew videos! The marathon shall continue
Omg this is new!! I thought I was watching an old one! This is amazing
Also, that twitch chat is so wholesome
I haven’t clicked a video so fast
It's been awhile without new BlaDe vids. Relatable.
Whenever BlaDe uploads. It is a good day.
BABY GORDON!
i love how every video uses something different in this game, like this time were panning for everything, its so cool
I am yet again astounded idk how your content is free it’s so high quality
I was just watching your old stuff! What a great time to upload another masterpiece
i live for gordon just chillen, looking around like he's so confused what his dad is doing. maybe even concerned for his mental well-being after all the "clay" farming 😂😂❤
I love how you always think of everything.
We love Gordon 🥺💜💜 thank you and him so much for including him in your streams/videos. Also you're a legend obvs but why is this channel so underrated i dont get it..
Don't meet Elliott.... after having had a day where I went to a restaurant where my client and I met some other folks with the most laid-back St. Bernard with fluffy fur for the second time... that is called Elliott! (We could pet him the first time but not this time.) He also had his cuddly toy, a stuffed rabbit, with him, sitting next to his head while he was waiting patiently under the table. Believe me, this Elliott you would want to meet!
This was so amazing!!!! The amount of prep and calculation really paid off
Thank you for the Gordon history 😻
The part where he said "This is not Emily, it's in fact just a copy of Emily!" reminded me of the bucket test from the Stanley Parable 😂
its a great day when blade uploads🎉🎉
finally i have money again to support you
Snong genuinely made me cackle out loud.
Always a good day when BLaDE uploads!
Thanks for the stardew valley video bro ❤
Loved the bonus content of Gordon's backstory! ❤
I don't understand how you do these runs. You explain it, but it still looks like witchcraft to me 😅
Shout to aubigeek at 28:51 just shouting their opinion on bachelors into the chat. I need more of that energy in my life LOL
DAMN i wonder how fast this could be now with the stardrop tea
babe wake up new BlaDe video just dropped
You watch BlaDe for his videos- i watch BlaDe for the crossword puzzles
Watching this video and reading the comments is very strange when your name is Emily. I've never heard my own name so many times in such a short period of time haha
This was amazing! Thank you!
Probably even faster now with the Stardrop Tea.
Oh my dog knows the distinct sound that opening a string cheese makes and i have to give her the cheese tax
"1.6 request - poppable balloon"
Great news, BlaDe!
"there is gonna be longer between proposing and the wedding ceremony than between when i met her and proposing"
oh, so it's just evangelical courtship culture
the best part of the stream was Bla_De jiving to the dance
LETS GOO WE’RE SO BACK
Yeeo new blade video!
Chat talking about Vicky making friends lol
Wow. Just. Wow.
🥰 let's see how you're bending time and space this time
Elliot is probably like wtf is this new farmer doing?
I love your intro!! It's so creative & simple.
I love how in 1.6 this is completely invalidated with stardrop tea
This would be cool if you did this concept with stardrops.
Second best part was BlaDe’s dancing!
love your video so much :)
i love how now in 1.6 this is posible in 1 day
The effort to just talk to someone
and a masterpice again
BLADE UPLOAD!!!!!!!!!
I love the Q&A.
What are those letters on screen?!
It's a cryptic crossword for chat to solve
I’m not a math guy but I just got Kent’s friendship from 0 to 6 hearts in 1 day, it was his birthday and I gifted him both a star drop tea and gold quality rabbits foot. From what I read on the wiki, stardrop Tea can be given multiple times, so I guess it wouldn’t count, for the sake of this challenge, as you could probably do it in 1 day by giving someone a bunch of it.
Yeah. Stardrop Tea didn't exist when I did this challenge
in love with your cats
Romeo and Juliet (colourized)
visceral reaction from seeing an alternate spelling with u and z in the same word...
I wish I understood the beach farming things, although I’m not speedrunning I’d love to do that in my own save
With stardrop tea all these runs are now obsolete.
Just this one
@@BlaDeSDV all the speed npc ones. Maybe obsolete is the wrong word. But it greatly changes them. It’s now so much easier to befriend people.
@@tigdakid You can't realistically get enough tea early enough to make a real difference. I will be revisiting early marriage, I can probably bring proposal back a day but due to festivals the end day will be the same
@@BlaDeSDV hmm okay well I’m interested to see how 1.6 changes some of these challenged anyhow
Oh, if only he knew that 1.6 would give Stardrop Tea
Clint is full on suicide watch after this
Speedrun date all bachelors/bachelorettes jealousy event?
Imagine if you could plan weddings in advance
You plan the wedding the day before the start of the love bomb (3 days from now will be the last day of the love bomb, since its 2 days long)
Everyone is like "hey congrats emily i hear youre getting married"
"what? Thats super creepy i dont even know the guy"
And 3 days later they get married anyway
Anyone know how he skipped the cutscenes with the Community Center at 16:29 and the one with the Juminos on 26:12?
pretty sure it is the animation cancelling shortcut! If you dont want to press a bunch of buttons to cancel (esp if u do it a lot to speed up cutting trees and watering), Waliglug's most recent tutorial works like a charm !
@@enjorlas_ oh really? I didn't know it also worked on that, I thought it only worked for using your tools and stuff. thanks!
no worries! i discovered it bc i wanted to test and see if it worked in those lengthy moments myself! i was so confused but it worked! @@ampersan3
On console I think Select skips it. That, Pause, or simply the B button.
Imagine doing this with stardrop tea now lmao
With unlimited preparation, *what is the shortest amount of days to level up all skills to 10?*
Probably one for each.
@@mirjanbouma I don't think so, as foraging, farming and fishing need farm space for their shenanigans. Not to mention that certain resources for the other skills require items that come from the _other_ skills. I wouldn't be surprised if you could level +10 levels from different skills in a single day tho
@@AstorEzequiel Seanie Dew and Blade have collectively proven that you can raise each skill from 0-10 in one day, but I had forgotten about needing the others to facilitate the one. Good point, and I stand corrected.
22:17 i dont understand why he wanted to sell directly to pierre... does that give a better deal 😱
ohhh. inventory?
Access to the money right away
@@BlaDeSDV i thought you would sell the stuff you already got and then immediately have them tomorrow... 🤔
@@lrizzard you could do it like that. Though I need to go into town for the shops anyway.
ohhh yeah now i fully understand! thank you for taking the time to explain it 🥰@@BlaDeSDV