I went to jail cause every year I robbed 3 people's homes and was only caught after the 10th year. I'm good at robbing homes ......wait.....is that a good thing?
My shortest bitlife I forgot the name I was born in Russia 1 your mom wants to buy you a pet parrot me:yes 2:cancer of the buttocks 3:died from complications of cancer from the buttocks
I once got killed by trying to kill my ex for cheating on me by killing him with a stick at the club but HE CAME OUT WITH A BIGGER STICK AND KILLED MAH but he got caught >:3
I had 10 ex’s and killed them all but one and killed 3 of their wives and 1 of their husbands without getting caught and then got caught after killing my 98 year old mum
How many friends do you have •_• I think I believe I'm the loneliest person ever. My sister has tons of groups of friends yet I only have one friend: my first friend.
@@tianajanae4346 technically unless she said that she had gotten the idea from Lauren then it is classified as plagiarism, which in my country is against the law
In bitlife i was interviewed for a job and while i was being interviewed i was asked “what kind of these sponge bob charecters repesens you the most” and i randomly choosed patric and i didn’t get the job *------*
If u know anything about a book series make a BitLife using the book characters’ personalities. I’ve done this with Harry Potter Characters and Luna went to prison! 😂😂
Me before I start a new life: "Okay, let's have the most perfect life, with the best job, wonderful kiddos & a loving husband." ..in the end of this game I had no job, a man that had left me, 2 kiddos which one of them hated me and didn't attend to my funeral & I went to jail. GREAT!🙌
Try to get single and famous forever. If you want to be a troublemaker hook up rob houses and murder all your exes. If you want to be the perfect angel from heaven be the sweetest girl, and try to start out with good smarts, looks, health and happiness. You can also use God mode to make your looks adorable and if you don't have money just dye your hair earliest as possible.
I’m just remembering the time I played bitlife, reported a kid to the principal for like vandalising my locker or smth, she shot me in the brain with an automatic rifle *he was eight.*
In my bitlife I have to play instlife version so I got prego at 17 and died at the age of 120 but never gave birth lmaooo!!! I'm pretty sure it was a glitch tho
"I took my mothers car for a joyride and dented the fender" "I'm four!!!" Honestly, if I remember correctly, me and my twin did that when we were three... I'm not sure though, I'd have to ask mom. Moral of the story is, 4 year old taking a joy ride is totally possible XD
lol just before this I was playing BitLife and I was Hannah Young. My mum was a bar attendant and I followed her lead, and on my first day I got into a fight and a girl said to me “have a good day” the options were say thanks, assault her, ignore her, and I chose say thanks, then straight after it said you died from assault. *I WAS 17!* HMMM... Yes a flipping *fight* even tho she said have a good day.... *what the heck*
The first time. I played bitlife I lived until I was 102 :p Btw this is the first video that I’m watching on your channel and I love you already!! ❤️😀😍 IM SUBSCRIBING
I tried killing a hobo one time, and I did a drive by. The hobo got a machine gun and shot me. He pulled a machine gun out of his back pocket... and killed me
OMG!! I didn’t get my license until last year when I was 20, and hearing that you don’t have yours makes me feel so much better. It’s fine not have it, so I hope no one makes you feel less than (because I had tons of people do that). Take your time, because driving is stressful. Great video!!! You rock!! 😂
There was this one time at bitlife that both my parents were 16
*_i was a planned pregnancy_*
Wut the-
Oh same, but my birth was *accidental*
Lol
One time I turned 5 and my 89 year old dad died. My mom was 21.............
One time I picked a fight with my brother. And he had a grenade. And he. Killed. Me.
I was 4 btw
I messed some girl up in prison because she called me a sloot
She smacked my ass and I died
Salty Loaf that’s very sad
Ev Gaming22 I know right lol
Ahhhh I'm laughing so hard I can barely even typeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm trying not to laugh at 3AM 😂
Danaya Tate LOLLLLLL
I’ve never played BitLife without ending up in prison
LOL I DID A CHALLENGE AND WENT TO JAIL 51 TIMES
Peap lol
I went to jail and was executed ;-;
I went to jail cause every year I robbed 3 people's homes and was only caught after the 10th year. I'm good at robbing homes
......wait.....is that a good thing?
ikr
When u pass ur driving test in bitlife but not in real life
Lmao mood
Tea Boberg lmao 😂
lel
Meeeeeeee
Opposite for me, should I be concerned?
One time I had “You broke you parents chainsaw while playing” and “you broke the lawnmower while playing”......
WHAT WAS I DOING?!
Hello There me too 😔
....
I broke my parents sex toy
I’ve frickin broke a dildo
@@TheMatezz sammee
My shortest bitlife
I forgot the name
I was born in Russia
1 your mom wants to buy you a pet parrot me:yes
2:cancer of the buttocks
3:died from complications of cancer from the buttocks
Least you didn't die at 2 from falling debris.
I was dead at age of 1 bic my mother died at birth and I was sad so my dad left me alone😬
daddy .tomura died at 2 from cancer of the anus
I died at 1 years old because my 4 year old brother pushed me off the roof. Yeah. The casual sibling goals moment in BitLife.
Cyanide and happiness be like "You have ass cancer" '"Ass cancer!?' "Its uh...its when you have cancer in your ass"
First death: Drug overdose
Second death: Drug overdose
Third death: Death in prison cause- stroke.
Should we be concerned?
Yes, yes we should.
CatCat_77 T_T no
Maybe, maybe not..probably, *4th death: Death by SHOOKITH*
Probably tbh
D r u g o v e r d o s e
Once I played and I was seven and I asked my parents for money. They gave me $2,000
your parents love you so much
Sameee
Kenwood kitten 5115 Oml best parents ever
Kenwood kitten 5115 first time I played I had $12,000 when I was 12
They gave me 50k
I attacked a girl in prison because she called me a whooper. She stabbed me with a pen and I died at the age of 21.
iimarisa OMG I DIED BY PEN
When I was 3 in BitLife, my 15 year old sister stacked me with a bazooka... A FREAKING BAZOOKA... the worst thing is that I survived
Was the girl Yuri from DDLC?
*a pen.* .. *A P E N.*
Wow, who would have thought a pen was a murder weapon...
"I always end up in prison some how" Continually chooses to murder, assault and car jack people. Lmaooo
One time I played this and I got away with strangling my ex
Same
I once got killed by trying to kill my ex for cheating on me by killing him with a stick at the club but HE CAME OUT WITH A BIGGER STICK AND KILLED MAH but he got caught >:3
I can never kill someone. I ALWAYS FAIL HOW DO PEOPLE SUCCEED IN MURDER IN BITLIFE
I had 10 ex’s and killed them all but one and killed 3 of their wives and 1 of their husbands without getting caught and then got caught after killing my 98 year old mum
One day in bitlife I was a murder and murdered like 12 people.....
When I first played oh boy I was spoiled.
When I died my net worth was 6,498,526
My highest
*WASN'T EVEN OVER 1,500,000 WHAT THE HECK*
Now it's 10 mil lmao
Mine was 12.5m dollars.
One time my character won the lottery and their net worth was 33,000,000 dollars. Good Times.
Once I got high in the writer career and I made 1,000,000 a year. I think I went up to 10,000,000
The highest I ever had was 50 mil (I won the Lottery)
Is it just me or does Sasha literally look like an angel from the gods? ✨💛
not just u, she BOOTIFUL
no... Sasha IS an angel from the gods lol
@@emma-nl4pz exactly
She’s the prettiest egg I’ve eve seen 💝💖
She is literally everything! ❤️ I love her so much!
You are literally my favorite person ever
Jäaaaaaaaaaaazz
I know right
Ikr
A g r e e d
gaming fox why?
I was playing BitLife and my friend became the leader of South Africa 😂
Wait what the frick!?🤣😂
*excuse me wtf*
Sophia Bonham no no the old president I’ve heard of the new one I like him just the last one
L(・o・)」ᵂᴬᴵᵀ
What-
Lol
You should try and live your life with only pickpocketing! No job, just crime!
It's been a year... but I'm living for your profile pictuuure
lorinamae • LMAO THANK YOU
lorinamae • Same, it’s BEAUTIFUL
@Riya Menon oop- 😳
I know how to ruin a real life apparently xD
Edit: tysm for the likes kids
Another Edit: 210? Cool
lol me
@@666-bpm hello emo person
same
“My mother’s name is Eliza..”
ANGELICAAAA
ELIZA
AND PEGGY
I'm not the only hamiltrash here :)
Yaaaaas!
weird gacha kid YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hamilton?
aalsad rblx yep!
Sasha joining the BitLife trend 😂👌🏻
Is this only on iPhone
Trend? She's the only one I've seen play this game.
Really? I’ve seen Loren, her, my friends, other youtubers play it
OddKay Out2 idk but I have IPhone and I have the app
PotatoPatato a lot of people are playing it
One time on this game, I argued with a hobo. He assaulted me and it said ‘They squeezed your nose’.
I died,
@@AkumaDayo yep, from the injury
@@AkumaDayo Died from a fatal nose-squeezing. 👃💀⚰️ 🤦♂️
Cover your noses, children.
Some girl assaulted me, she poked me, but I didn’t die
@@ShortPerson231 I once got assaulted by a girl. Said she slapped my armpit and I died XD
WHERE DO I GO TO SCHOOL, WHOS WALKING AROUND WITH METH AT MY SCHOOL. lmao you live in Birmingham sweetie
You know your life has gone down a bad path when you overdose cough syrup.
You mean lean 😂
Jock Jason, no, I don't mean lean.
COUGH SYRUP NASTY TOO 💀💀
0:28 WAIT. That’s me! Hey look ma, I made it!
Brittney Seeley I STAN THE PANIC AT THE DISCO REFERENCE
Unknown Human 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
YOU KINDA HELPED THIS VID BE MADE THEN 😂💗👏🏻🙏🏻
Alissa Barber :D :D :D
:0 wow
"Quite possibly one of the loneliest people in the world"
Well, I feel attacked.
How many friends do you have •_• I think I believe I'm the loneliest person ever. My sister has tons of groups of friends yet I only have one friend: my first friend.
I edited this comment so you don’t know how I got all these likes.
Lol
😂 😆 😝 😂
So true so true girl. 😂
S o o t r u e. xd
What time?
YAS ! LaurenZside has played it... Gloom has played it... NOW VIXELLA HALLELU-freaking(a nice was saying it xd)-JAH
Olivia TheKittyCat those are my three favorite youtubers
Olivia TheKittyCat ikr
Me: *reads thorough comments sees this comment*
Me: LARAN???? GLOOOM????? YYAAASSSSS DEER QUEEEEEEEEEEENN
I find that HALLE-freaking-LUJAH rolls off the tongue better
“Where do I live??”
*”Welcome to the UK!”*
imalwaysheremydood Kinda disrespectful...
Sahar Hassan no there was a thing in the corner of 3:52 that said that
Sahar Hassan stfu
I never unliked so fast
As someone who lives near Birmingham......yeah
Do a 100 baby challenge on bit life
YES YES YES
I once had like 20-23 i cant remember XD
Riha Sass I once had 47 kids (on my own) and 68 grandchildren 😂
@@tobifoly That is Sooooooooooooooooo many grandchildren...Your kids picked up the flow
@@cartersgaming9297 Cool
Girl you had two overdoses. Lol stay away from drugs lol
Ikr
Lol
Yep
Lol
Sasha:I would never do anything bad!
Also Sasha:Almost cuts of pinky while cutting an avocado
What a queen!!!
0:39
Don't do it, don't do it....don't...do....
I can't help myself!!
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! To DeFeAt, ThE hUns~! *dun dun dun dun*
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DID
*huns 😂
I watched the movie these past two nights and I'm watching it again tonight
It's so good!! I need to watch it again, it's been YEARS!
"Cut my hair this short and ask for the manager" had me rolling 🤣
How to ruin your bitlife:
*be vixella*
Why is the intro how my love life is goin?
lil wig Your like 10 (So am I) You Don’t have a love life
lil wig that’s not funny
People’s fiancé actually die
Princess Raya 👏🏻
*ahem* your hairline is a mile from your eyes, so how do you have a love life (sorry)
月MoonLights sorrryyyy my self esteem is low enough. I do refund on all insults tho
The first one was born where I was born and died on my birthday...
@@Emma-lq7nb Watch out... he'll come for us all!⚠️⚠️⚠️
bitlife comes to life
hollyhasnolife ayy I’m from America ;-:
Fun fact,in real life,you have a ten percent higher chance to die on your birthday..
@@livdog9581 crap
She said Eliza pancakes right after I looked at that character no way NO FREAKIN WAY
Please do more! You could do the BitLife in the Sims challenge that Laurenzside did.
Bunnylover143 yessss
That’s plagiarism
michelle romeo what?😂😂😂😂 no it’s not😂😂😂😂
michelle romeo Are you five no it’s not 😂😂
@@tianajanae4346 technically unless she said that she had gotten the idea from Lauren then it is classified as plagiarism, which in my country is against the law
I want you to read their full tombstone story. Because the stuff people thought of you is funny in bitlife.
xXBrittany20Xx I often get “she didn’t suffer fools lightly” which sounds like me irl
I once got "friends think she got what she deserved when she was murdered by her best friend"
I once got “his friends remembered him for his clean colon” or something along those lines...
I had colon hydrotherapy *TWICE*
Surprising that a four-year-old can drive a car.
Bitlife loGiC
Who else got the answer “conceived in a portapotty”?
London Anderson for what
I once got “I was conceived on a washing machine. The washing machine was on spin cycle”
yEs
Also my mother thought my fathers tractor was um sxy
Potato PoTAtO same
I was conceived by two 15 year olds at a cafeteria table just slipped onto the floor just...shloop
Congrats on the million! 👏👏👏👏
Alex morgan Grace love dolify
In bitlife i was interviewed for a job and while i was being interviewed i was asked “what kind of these sponge bob charecters repesens you the most” and i randomly choosed patric and i didn’t get the job *------*
Omg you finally have 1 Million Subscribers! I remember when you only had about 215k Subs! ❤️😱
Alan Ornelas me too
Alan Ornelas
Omg splatoon fans!!
You’re a kid now you’re a squid now!
ME TOOO
Alan Ornelas i remember when she had like 7k lol
I’m loving all the different content!
I'm loving ur picture haha
@@bjornbjorn400 i was just going to comment that XD
Jojo in 3 years. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@dsali7725 it really be like that sometimes
Your prof. Pic though
0:39 we're gonna get down to business???😏
🎶 *LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS* 🎶
anyone who has watch Mulan will understand
I was just singing that earlier today
Let’s
Get down to
Business
To defeat the HUNS!
Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?
Mulan is my 3rd favourite Disney movie😀😀
You took your mums car for a joy ride at 4 yrs old!
Me: reminds me of Bart Simpson
Can i just say how she said Birmingham😂😂😊 i live in the uk and i find it funny how she said Birming-HAM🤣🤣
Random dude: what do your friends call u
Hugo:oh a DIPSTICK 🤣🤣🤣
Your literally the best TH-camr ever. I’ve watched all of your vids and bought your shirt.
jiliiandamon what about deligracy?
My name is Kate. I haven’t yet gotten stung by a bee, so I don’t know if I’m allergic. I might be living in BitLife.
Might not wanna be near a swarm of bees
Same, lol! After seeing this, I think I’m going to try avoiding bees at all costs...
_Hello darkness, my old friend._
13:38 “thank you for loving me!”
(Me everyday to my boyf)
[not even a minute in and I hear this]
*”KaTe nO! My FiAnAéE iS dEaD!”*
And now I’m sold.
3:52 Welcome To The UK!
ARRRMMMMMYYYYYY
armmmmyyyyy
10:51 now we know how Nevillle managed to kill nagini.
All that mailbox smashing paid off in the end.
@@star.interlude his best friend was neville
If u know anything about a book series make a BitLife using the book characters’ personalities. I’ve done this with Harry Potter Characters and Luna went to prison! 😂😂
Looks: *at 17%*
Sasha: “We look just like Shrek.”
Me: *BRUH SHREK IS THE MOST THICCEST THING ON EARTHHHH*
Me before I start a new life: "Okay, let's have the most perfect life, with the best job, wonderful kiddos & a loving husband." ..in the end of this game I had no job, a man that had left me, 2 kiddos which one of them hated me and didn't attend to my funeral & I went to jail. GREAT!🙌
Try to get single and famous forever.
If you want to be a troublemaker hook up rob houses and murder all your exes.
If you want to be the perfect angel from heaven be the sweetest girl, and try to start out with good smarts, looks, health and happiness. You can also use God mode to make your looks adorable and if you don't have money just dye your hair earliest as possible.
“I’m kind of an idiot” can agreeeee
I didn’t know I needed this till I saw it
Love u Sasha!!!
I’m just remembering the time I played bitlife, reported a kid to the principal for like vandalising my locker or smth, she shot me in the brain with an automatic rifle
*he was eight.*
one of my bitlife characters died from dangerous herpes....
I got genital herpes then died of a drive by a later year....
Cancer killed me...
*I had it for fudging 1 year*
i died of natural causes
one time in bitlife i tried to kill my dad using stairway to hell (bc he hated me xD ) and i fell down instead :0
14:05
Vixella : NOOOOO IT WAS ALL GOING SO WELL
Subtitles : [Music]
Me : ???????????
We're gonna get down to business...
Me: TO DEFEAT
THE HUND
Did they send me daughters?!
When I asked for sons?!?!?!? Lol
Victoria Hood you’re the saddest bunch i’ve ever met
@@lanijeanmiller2033 but you can bet, before we're through
Mr. I'll make a man out of you!
I was literally playing bitlife just before this video cane out 😂😂
Vixella: What kinda school do I go to?
Me: clearly you’ve never been to Birmingham
In my bitlife I have to play instlife version so I got prego at 17 and died at the age of 120 but never gave birth lmaooo!!! I'm pretty sure it was a glitch tho
Me too it was awful
bitlife is on android now it's not the same but its good
@@BeepBope I know and im kinda upset but its ok
Or you accidentally aborted it.
@@BeepBope really? I can't find it ;-;
"I took my mothers car for a joyride and dented the fender"
"I'm four!!!"
Honestly, if I remember correctly, me and my twin did that when we were three... I'm not sure though, I'd have to ask mom.
Moral of the story is, 4 year old taking a joy ride is totally possible XD
Oof
No matter what you do in bitlife, your life *will* be ripped to shreds at some point.
You should make a video of bitlife controls my sims
Laurenzside did that two
Too*
Yeah i saw that video and i really thought that was a good idea
Katrina Brassfield defo
What should I do?
- ASSAULT
Tea Boberg an assault I did in bitlife, I ended up stretching a girl’s anus...
@@cy6eriaa oof.. That probably hurt.... A lot
Winter Wolf yup...
“WHERE DO I LIVE?”
*side of the screen* : Welcome to the UK!
I have 2 suggestions
1: 100 baby challenge
2: criminal and escape artist
I was once 7 and i asked my dad if i could have money,
Okay, Veruca Salt.
Your father gave you $1.
Haha that happens to me all the time😂😂
Who else is watching this 2 years after and seeing Vixella with no pink in her hair is so different! And also the old intro!
lol just before this I was playing BitLife and I was Hannah Young. My mum was a bar attendant and I followed her lead, and on my first day I got into a fight and a girl said to me “have a good day” the options were say thanks, assault her, ignore her, and I chose say thanks, then straight after it said you died from assault. *I WAS 17!* HMMM...
Yes a flipping *fight* even tho she said have a good day.... *what the heck*
Vixella you are so amazing I love your channel and you so much!
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Vixella: * takes syrup thing and dies *
I knew it!!! Everyone plays Bitlife! Lol, except me because I have Android -_-
Lia s: Don’t worry! Bitlife may come out for Android on Sunday. (It’s a maybe. Info via. Twitter)
Try instlife
@@sexok4525 insta life is not as fun I have it
@@sexok4525 I have it lol
There is bitlife on Android
Yasss we love a queen who messes other people’s lifes
Once when playing it said that I was conceived on a washing machine by accident😂😂
Laura Styles-Horan omg I know someone who was too but irl
@@jonathanl5319 Excuse me ma’am- ma’am, what did you say?
One time My parents were 12
*I WAS A FREAKING SURPRISE PREGNANCY
in BitLife.
Eliza? What happened to Angelica and Peggy?
Like if you're a Hamilton fan
Just Abby YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lol
17:06 What Happend To That Horse? That Horse Died!
one time on the game my parents gave me like 60 thousand dollars, not even kidding😂😂💗
Natalie Barber same!!
I got 75 thousand at the age of 4 WHO THE HELL WERE MY PARENTS
@@zedeadbug9995 a Rich ass person
"Let's see if someone will love my shrek looking a$$" -Sasha
Lol I right 😂
Vixella: I actually don't have my diver licence in real life
Me:HITTING UP UBER ALL DAY😂😂😂
The first time. I played bitlife I lived until I was 102 :p
Btw this is the first video that I’m watching on your channel and I love you already!! ❤️😀😍 IM SUBSCRIBING
Omg I LOVE THIS GAME AND YOUR MY FAV TH-camR
“Literally Shrek in appereance”
Me: I thought that was a compliment
Why doesn't anyone pay attention to the zodiac signs? I think its cool
Same! :)
I'ma Sagittarius 😊 🐎+🙋
Charity McCutcheon same! Anddd ima Capricorn ♑️
Sagittarius!
If I'm an Aquarius, I always take it as a good sign, cause I am one IRL.
OK I DON'T CARE HOW DRUNK TH-cam IS!!!
GEEZ
I tried killing a hobo one time, and I did a drive by.
The hobo got a machine gun and shot me.
He pulled a machine gun out of his back pocket... and killed me
NOT SO BERRY!!?! please 🥺🥺🥺
I like how your reaching out too other games!
Been here since 700,000!
I’m salty that it’s gotten way harder to escape prison.
Now I can’t commit mass genocide without consequences.
OMG!! I didn’t get my license until last year when I was 20, and hearing that you don’t have yours makes me feel so much better. It’s fine not have it, so I hope no one makes you feel less than (because I had tons of people do that). Take your time, because driving is stressful.
Great video!!! You rock!! 😂
If it makes you feel better, I was 25 when I got my license.
I love watching BitLife videos
“But my girlfriend wants to get merry :D”
“Yes we get merry ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ” - Vixella 2019
Once when I played BitLife my ‘character’ had 100% everything :p
LUCKY
Luckyyy
I got that achievement