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Shit crazy I think I'm done with listening to lots of music maybe just some ambient music nowadays with no wordings telling me or trying to encourage this bs.
wait but the rapping was actually pretty good, we need the full versions of these songs LMAO. I just discovered your channel and you're absolutely hilarious!
Fkn images of Beiber back in the day when he seemed to have lost his mind ...talking and walking different, we thought he was having an identify crisis. Knowing what we know now, it's more likely his bum was getting wrecked ( alledgly) 😢😢
Me too, because I started to think something was up when his hit song "Diddy and Will Smith r*ped in the garage" dropped. I'm glad it was really about hardcore gangster stuff.
it's just tell you how rtarded all this rap, hip hop music really is. Anyone can do it. It's just a tool to keep black people poor and gangsta. FBI go and create some rappers like tupac and diddy, from gey people, it gave them all the money to impress young people. Young people instead doing something with their life, they try to be gangsta drug lord. Sad to see that.
"Never send a woman to do a mans job" what an amazing line lol. Ive been subscribed to Ryan Long for a couple years now, I think this is the funniest skit I have seen yet
Who can forget the Doctor's classic line: I know yo' type, so much ---ch in you, if it was slightly darker lights was little dimmer my ---- be stuck up in yo' windpipe!
LOL Ryan was a rock rap musician before a comic, a few comics were musicians before fame. Billy Conolloy used to be on Jerry Raffertys band famous for the reservoir dogs tune. Billy would steal the green room acts after the gigs even though he was just a backup musician cause people found him hilarious Rafferty used to say, usually people like to talk to the front man after the show. Billy was fired for being too funny.
@@Michael-Archonaeus Shut up nerd you know what he meant because its common modern vernacular speech. I bet you have a mental breakdown every time Webster adds a new word to the dictionary.
It's kinda odd. People who make you laugh for real don't get jobs at SNL while people who aren't funny do get jobs at SNL. I mean someone had to notice this YT channel. Danny made international headlines the other day with his CNN exploding goat video. Yet, no one in the industry has noticed that these guys are actually funny?
Crazy how people switch up. In the 90s there used to be a mosh pit of thugs getting it in on the dancefloor when Diddy hit my G spot came on. This new gen just weirdos
Now I'm walkin funny, shoulda seen the clues Like the pills in the drink 😮 And the phones in the sink And the triple reinforced lock door CLINK! 🔥 🔥 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥 🔥
TH-cam was deffenetly was trying to rob me of this one. But i found it. And now i want a real fake LP of all of this amazing tracks. Better than most modern rap too! This is just amazing!!!
No lie, this is one of the best videos of yours that I've ever seen. Not really a big fan of your interactions with people in the city, but your skits and stuff like this are always top notch. Never have been a big fan of the Tom Green or Eric Andre style humor of fucking with people that don't know are getting fucked with. I especially hate crank callers...those people are just trying to do their shitty job, dealing with the dumbest people imaginable all the time. The only crank caller that was actually good IMO was good old Roy D. Mercer.
Man, people add gay stuff to everything these days. I don't know how you can see anything other than hardcore g stuff in his album "At Diddy's I'm Gay for the Stay".
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😂😂😂Hilarious dude,,, Diddy hit my G spot 😂
We need your G-spot to cum to the OKC for a show.
Fort Wayne gets a gig? lol. Hope they get it
Nowhere near me 😭
Dude this is not bs but you sound good
As an old boomer, I always wondered why Rappers wore their pants halfway down and now I understand.
Its like in prison, all the bitches pull down they pants to show off their ass
Didn't it literally start as a prison thing to indicate you want violated? Or is that a myth?
Yep. Actually from prison culture. Exactly what you are thinking.
I thought it was because of the bbc
I know you're being sarcastic but that is actually what it means. 🤣🤣
*"Like the pills in the drink, and the phones in the sink, and the triple reinforced locked door - CLINK"* 2-Smooth got bars
Clink. Don't think.
BRILLIANT
I admit, as a longtime stan, I'm impressed.
We should be together too.
i read that exactly as he said it.
😂
That was my favorite one. I kind of want a full version of the song now. 😂
The Boondocks was right all along, the Rap Game is Hella Gay.
😮🎉😂
Shit crazy I think I'm done with listening to lots of music maybe just some ambient music nowadays with no wordings telling me or trying to encourage this bs.
@@TheSmilodon85 Classic rock old soul music Blues music. Real music doesn't have this problem just fake rap and pop
"them n***as STILL kissin"
It's that thug love
wait but the rapping was actually pretty good, we need the full versions of these songs LMAO. I just discovered your channel and you're absolutely hilarious!
His flow is so smooth, probably because of all that oil.
This is top 3 all time ryan long skit
*ONE THOUSAND BOTTLES, B!TCH!*
1000+ baby oils bottles found at diddy's, one of the largest baby oil heists recovered by police in all history
2 Smooth Rhymes with Baby Lube 🧴
I blame the Jews.
Someone forgot to tell Diddy "rap" doesn't end with an "e".
They were willing, no victims to be found. They knew what to do to make money
@@robertschultz9623I’m pretty sure there were underage crimes involved
@@KToll5784
🤫
I feel sorry for those young people on his making a rapper show
nigga was just dyslexic
The actual -90's flow is fkn killing me, man! LOL 😂😂😂
I hate that he actually sounds decent too lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Freaktime!
@@captanblue G-Funk?
@@Wired4Life2 yepyrp
@@captanblue I know, lol
You’re like the only comedian I’ve ever seen actually rap competently while doing a rap skit lmao
Crank Lucas does it too
GirlHeFunnyAF4 and Crank Lucas have entered the chat
@@cyberninjazero5659 crank lucas is a musician/producer by trade
Remy has pretty good comedy raps.
Ability to actually rap, deliver double meaning AND be funny. Boys got skills.
True, and he didn't even have to be "diddlified".
Nice.
That is talent Diddy could work with.
@@NotAnonymousNo80014
Yes
Well he has a background as a a musician
Why does 1000 bottles actually sound good? This is way too funny. This guy is a genius.
That shit must be released
"Walking funny
Cause I paid my dues".
Yikes.
Bro he just got shot it's all G
Fkn images of Beiber back in the day when he seemed to have lost his mind ...talking and walking different, we thought he was having an identify crisis. Knowing what we know now, it's more likely his bum was getting wrecked ( alledgly) 😢😢
@@larky3487 Absolutely obliterated
@@larky3487or what Diddy referred to as 'every 15 year olds dream' I don't recall dreaming about that back in high school.
@@larky3487"every 15 year old boys dream" - Diddy
i like how he appears from behind the dumpster to "shush"
And we keep it on the DL kkkkk
"I can't do a number 2, and it's all because of you."
😂
🔥Bars
Gay
@@ToddBacon2 LoL. Very
@@ToddBacon2 hes very clearly talking about not being able to fuck his side chick because he's to sad.
🤣
Ryan Long's new EP "DIDDY MADE ME DO IT" will be released in time for sentencing.
2SMOOTH
First Bieber and now 2 Smooth, I blame Trudeau
“…Trudeau was the man that raised me.
But my real daddy was Castreau, baby.”
@@captainotto stop it. I cant breath😅🤣😂
@@captainotto"it's gettin' real hot, better blast that AC.
Then coat me in that lube or oil that's baby."
Diddy's maple syrup boys
@@noorzanayasmin7806 Neither could Saint George Floyd, patron saint of fentanyl.
Obviously the lyrics are taken out of context. Bent over until Diddy explodes 🤣
That first line of "Diddy hit my G-Spot" fucking hit me hard, drink spitter for sure.
so Diddy hit your G-spot too... damn he's good....
No one asked if you were a spitter or a swallower we don't care what you do at your dinner parties. So as long as everyone's over age
EVERY TIMEEEE
That album ‘don’t spit it out’ is Ryan’s greatest.
I am satisfied
Can't believe youtube never notified me of this masterpiece 🤣🤣🤣.
Once again Ryan long is not missing.
You're a better rapper and writer than 99% of professionals.
Can't argue with that.
I was recently recommended his rap about BrianStelter (from a couple years ago) again and was wondering if he would release another track soon!
That's not saying much it all sucks ass and is played
Lol😂
I really need a full version of 1000 bottles.
don't go slippin on my floors......
Good thing 2 Smooth cleared that up. Was confused with all that *misinformation* out there.
Me too, because I started to think something was up when his hit song "Diddy and Will Smith r*ped in the garage" dropped. I'm glad it was really about hardcore gangster stuff.
"2 Smooth"... 🤭🤭
Lol😂
always trying to say he gay just like Gangstalicious
😂😂😂
I didn't understand gangster rap until now, thanks. Now I understand they were all hard, and tight with each other.
Now they all wearing wigs and playing against women in WNBA.
I always thought the obsession with fashion, particularly with sneakers/shoes, was a little odd. It all makes sense now! 🤓👍👟
"Rock a fella"
"Bad Boy" 💅
So on the nose, we didn't even see it until now!
Nas told us a long time ago
😂😂😂
@@nickswildweather1308alot of people saw it back then. Maybe you didn't.
Pills in the drink , phones in the sink
Triple reinforced locked door - CLINK
😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣
Love how the beats actually sound like 90's beats.
G Funk
Lol funny cuz those beats sound more like Dr.Dre's style then Diddy's but the point is still so effortlessly clear.
This is so funny 😂. I’m rewatching it all over. The part when he is behind the dumpster and goes: shhh, shhh! 🤫 😅
Diddy did not kill himself. Getting ahead of future events.
*Diddy didn't do it* By it I mean drown himself in a bathtub full of baby oil & cum
Why wouldn't he though
@@TB-vl2mp Because he's looking forward to enjoying his favorite activities with many men in his new BDSM environment lol
And 2 Smooth is trying not to kill himself also.
😭
We're all right behind you, 2 Smooth!
😂
not as close as diddy though.
His tracks are unironically lowkey fire tho...
it's just tell you how rtarded all this rap, hip hop music really is. Anyone can do it. It's just a tool to keep black people poor and gangsta. FBI go and create some rappers like tupac and diddy, from gey people, it gave them all the money to impress young people. Young people instead doing something with their life, they try to be gangsta drug lord. Sad to see that.
Wdym? I could totally imagine myself listening to this, if it wasn’t gay.
Yeah for real, i was surprised, guy should start rapping asap
Homeboy got that 90s flow and vibe down
@@Mewhenthewhenthe-x7j 😂😂😂
Honestly might be some of your best work, literally spit out food I was eating from laughing at the first song. Ryan Long is the GOAT
Certified ̷b̷a̷n̷g̷e̷d̷ banger
Best comment 😂
"Never send a woman to do a mans job" what an amazing line lol.
Ive been subscribed to Ryan Long for a couple years now, I think this is the funniest skit I have seen yet
In his defense, this does sound like classic gangster shit.
yea the stuff today sounds super straight and is only made by the straighteat guys like meek mills
Who can forget the Doctor's classic line:
I know yo' type, so much ---ch in you, if it was slightly darker
lights was little dimmer my ---- be stuck up in yo' windpipe!
What gangster music are you listening to? Vanilla Ice is harder
“Soundproof so its no noise”😂😂‼️
"I cant Sit Doooowwwwnnn!" 😅😅😂
Because it hurts Soo much ... Digged his own grave
Dude, this had me ROLLIN... great song production, Ryan, dang..! Your short skits are always all killer and no filler.
Justice for 2 Smooth!
You CRUSHED IT. Keep doing your thing. Amazing job I'm cracking up
"Yum yum now it's lunch time" 😛😂
That's what Puff Daddy means.
😂😂😂😂😂
Justin Bieber a “yummy?”
This is the most diabolical video yet! I hope it pops off!
Damn Ryan. Were you a rapper in another life?! LMFAO🤣
We're is shorthand for "we are".
@@Michael-Archonaeus You got me! Guilty of typing too fast. 😫
LOL Ryan was a rock rap musician before a comic, a few comics were musicians before fame. Billy Conolloy used to be on Jerry Raffertys band famous for the reservoir dogs tune. Billy would steal the green room acts after the gigs even though he was just a backup musician cause people found him hilarious Rafferty used to say, usually people like to talk to the front man after the show. Billy was fired for being too funny.
he actually was, but it seems the videos have disappeared
@@Michael-Archonaeus Shut up nerd you know what he meant because its common modern vernacular speech. I bet you have a mental breakdown every time Webster adds a new word to the dictionary.
"Yum yum, now it's lunchtime" WTF!!😂😂😂😂
Don’t forget that crazy track 2 Smooth laid down about Brian Stelter back in the day
Motorboatin bigg racks 😮
@@brockobama4408 he has two kids and you know how those are made (sex)
Man, that is a classic and still so funny.
Brians got 2 kids, and you know how those are made!?
@@stefanforsgren9023 sex
“Walkin’ funny cuz I payed my dues” is *insane*
“Deep inside a man’s tonsils” 😮😂
You’re the best sketch comic in the game by a mile. Well done lmaooo
It's kinda odd. People who make you laugh for real don't get jobs at SNL while people who aren't funny do get jobs at SNL. I mean someone had to notice this YT channel. Danny made international headlines the other day with his CNN exploding goat video. Yet, no one in the industry has noticed that these guys are actually funny?
As more and more news comes out I keep coming back to this video
these raps are fucking gold. im dying
It took me 90 seconds to realize this is a skit 🤦🏼♂️
That was a solid 10 Ryan!
Keep packin!
Daddy will keep packin something for 2 Smooth
Ryan is so talented. Where can I get full version of the songs please? Especially the first one "yum yum", "freak time freak time". 🤣
Everyone is just projecting their own insecurities onto his lyrics…come on guys
🤣
Come on guys. Is that some sort of gay sex thing
@@Leone_510__ you win
@@Leone_510__ 😈 haha glad someone caught that
yeah, come on guys
On Rocafella records!!
Oops!!
Hahahaha
Funny A.F.
Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂
Please release an album.
premature release in honor of the diddler.
😂😂@@adamweisshaup
@@adamweisshaup His name could be Diddy's Lil' Playmate.
Ryan you have enough talent to make rap comic its own genre
Crazy how people switch up. In the 90s there used to be a mosh pit of thugs getting it in on the dancefloor when Diddy hit my G spot came on. This new gen just weirdos
Now I'm walkin funny, shoulda seen the clues
Like the pills in the drink 😮
And the phones in the sink
And the triple reinforced lock door CLINK!
🔥 🔥 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥 🔥
Outstanding man, that was crazy.
TH-cam was deffenetly was trying to rob me of this one. But i found it. And now i want a real fake LP of all of this amazing tracks. Better than most modern rap too! This is just amazing!!!
Really Hard G's 😂
Lucky he's 2 Smooth 😀
Sponsored by Johnson and Johnson
@@kbaafi Just avoid the talc.
fucking nailed this dude.
like it was Meek Mills
bro "no pain, no gain" 🔥
You know this isn’t getting the proper amount of views because of how hard it hits home for so many.
Ryan, you outperformed yourself. 10/10, Bravo!
See you in Tampa!
it's funny how a comedian can create a rap song on par in quality to the rap heard on the airwaves.
2 smooth because of all that baby oil.
I lost it at "I can't sit down"
RIP 2-Smooth
He should make separate music videos for each rap song.
2 Smooth is 2 straight!
Don't listen to the haters, G
Lolol the dumpster scene was hilarious 😂 1:20
These joke tracks are actually good.
Ryan rapping might be my favorite thing in the world! Keep it coming!
Check out his track about BrianStelter from a couple years ago, if you haven't already 😎👍
Brilliant as usual
Ashamedly I've been listening to this for the past few days and I've gotta say 1000 bottles is DARK!
Why is this SOOO good?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We unironically need an album
No lie, this is one of the best videos of yours that I've ever seen. Not really a big fan of your interactions with people in the city, but your skits and stuff like this are always top notch.
Never have been a big fan of the Tom Green or Eric Andre style humor of fucking with people that don't know are getting fucked with. I especially hate crank callers...those people are just trying to do their shitty job, dealing with the dumbest people imaginable all the time. The only crank caller that was actually good IMO was good old Roy D. Mercer.
This wins the internet on Diddy. 😆 Had to come back to watch again.
Every celebrity and rapper I see it's hard not to sing
"Diddy hit my G spot" 😆
Everyone comes out now saying 2Smooth’s sus but yall weren’t there from the beginning
Hes one of the only real rappers left
Only the OGs know frfr
Imagine Diddy, on first impression of a new group of talent, and whispering but one word...
"Lunchtime."
I'm going to need that album!!! Applauding the rap skills. Wow!
Damn, Ryan raps better than any rapper I have ever heard!!!
Holy 💩, you owned this piece 😂😂😂
Did he say “diddy hit my G spot?” aaaaaayyyYYYYYOOOOOOO
Absolutely freakin' brilliant!
Thanks!
So true, people hear what they want to hear.
Man, people add gay stuff to everything these days. I don't know how you can see anything other than hardcore g stuff in his album "At Diddy's I'm Gay for the Stay".
Hahahahahahaha this Satire is amazing..
Hahaha yall almost had me tho..
Hahahahaha
This is funny....
Ryan flexing his musical skills.
Please tell me that these song clips have actual full versions.. cause that shit was gold!
Greatest comedian of the last decade, Ryan Long.
I shouldn't be surprised Ryan is actually a good rapper but here we are 🔥🔥🔥
These are actual bars though! LOL
Bet fam sayin "bars" be fire tho. Why come we be unoriginal ass poser losers bro?
...I'll be getting mine. FREAKTIME FREAKTIME! He drops freaktime so hard 😂
Needs more oil......
MORREE BABY OIL NOOOWWWW!!!!
Underrated comment. Cowbell
Bruh this shit took me out 💀
King of the skit🤣🤣🤣
This was a surprisingly funny skit, it actually took me few seconds to realize it was a skit 😂
You gotta record an album, that was perfect!