Here I am, playing AC Odyssey and getting level 35 before I got to Athens. I was barely able to kill anyone, but that map is gorgeous. I can't wait for a few years until some crazy graphics mods are out.
This is some of the best acting I've seen in awhile. Absolutely perfect comedic timing, facial expressions, and dialogue. The juxtaposition of beeing cheery and dejected is awesome!
"Here's an item that you're supposed to get from me before doing anything else, it's one of a kind and unlocks a bunch of game mechanics that you haven't been using"
It's not an item per se, but the dragon battle in skyrim is required to unlock future dragon fights, which are required to get shouts in skyrim. So someone who doesn't go on the first mission or two in skyrim will not get kind of an important part of the game.
I haven’t played many games outside of Skyrim, so I had no idea what they were talking about or referencing. I’m not even sure why this was tagged as Skyrim?
That’s also what happens to me in Skyrim. I usually go to see the Greybeards while doing a mix of side quests to build up my character a bit so she won’t have problems fighting. Minimum of lvl 10 before I even hand in the Dragonstone. And then when the Greybeards send her off to retrieve the horn of Jurgen Windcaller. To them it probably seems like she vanishes from the face of Tamriel for months while I’m doing most of the side quests. Usually I’ll get around to finding the note and working with the Blades until it’s time to go see the Greybeards again when I’m about 3/4 done with side questing. So yeah this video is pretty accurate. 😆 I’m absurdly strong by the time I’m supposed to do the main quest. And the pattern repeats in most other games. I pick out a place or two in the main quest where I stop and side quest for ages. In FO3 I don’t release James from stasis until all DLCs and side quests are done. In Fallout New Vegas I generally follow the main quest and do local side quests on the way until I get Benny. Then I go do everything else. Similar mix of both in FO4 until I find Shaun. Heck, in Oblivion I don’t even take the amulet to the blade master… Joffrey? No that’s GoT. It’s been awhile so I forgot his name.
@@Not_cotton99i get why you'd think that because "no shit" is usually used in the "sherlock" way, but sometimes it's used in a "Really? Seriously? Damn.." way
can only ignore the main qeust for so long i need that dragon mask and that roasted ox in the feast hall of sovengarde that is 1 of a kind item i need to collect
@@t84t748748t6 personally ill just grind out fortify enchant and alchemy to start the game to make op armour and weapons then dupe items to make myself so strong. Then I do the soul trap conjuration xp farm until I get maxed then I run around using magic to OTK everything
It's always funny when I meet delphine for the first time and she tries to threaten the man covered head to toe in dragon armour with a massive red sword 😂
Then they be like “noble knight, thank you for your bravery and sacrifice in completing all my quests, as a reward I bestow you with a dandelion and 3 pebbles”
you look behind them to see a dandelion field, and look down to see a gravel pathway, "OMG TYSM, IV BEEN LOOKING FOR THE THINGS I COULD EASILY PICKED UP MYSELF!!! THANKS DUDE!!"
Better yet; "With this lamp you can open hidden rooms, they will contain special diamonds, needed to power the final artifact. But do not freed, the lamp is always on during your journey, while helping around it will reveal the hidden." And then you'll have to run through every area, of every side quest or side faction again. But this time, without enemies, without cut scenes and without any loot on your normal way. Except that one diamond.
The delivery of the line "Fuck D:" after he said he rode a dragon actually made me full blown laugh in my room at 1:37am that's class The most I've laughed at a short in weeeeks
The casual profanity while smiling is the best part for me
My favorite part, his reaction to the MC's replies.
That's just British people for you. Every other word is a swear word.
@@johnjesus02Literally. It's not swearing it is more like fucking punctuation
The goblin at the first half second lol
@@johnjesus02
We've got nothing on the scots, irish, or aussies lol.
The joke per minute value of this video is absolutely off the charts!
that’s a measurement I didn’t know I needed in my life.
"I did grind the magic to level 100"
"Oh, have you? Shit."
"Luckly i have a bigger chart"
Ah yes, joke per minute, another useless internet brainrot metric, almost like measuring the value of a meal by "Calories per second"
@@LiamLiminal :(
That 'fucks sake' at the end really sells it
Bro had way too many healing potions
FR
I felt that fuck sake man 🤣
Like the healing potions
i thought it was fuck same
i love how the npc always looks and sounds so cheerful, but what he's saying is either pure frustration or confusion
Limmy's falconhoof springs to mind
the NPC reaction delivery is really funny XD
It's what makes the whole video
Really? No shit? :D
idk why youtube replies are always like this. Would it kill you to say something nice?
"I heard your distress call and I came here as quickly as I wanted to."
Love it. Got it from somewhere specific?
@@lakkakka I want to say Zapp Brannigan said it.
Yeah, it's from Futurama @@lakkakka
aka the entire rest of the game i already done
Fallout 4 logic
The comedic delivery of the "fuck" after the main character says he's been riding dragons was so freaking good 😂😂😂😂
What's the term if I want to BE the dragon
For real, I’ve replayed it like 6 times just for that part😂
npc comment
Ikr? Best part of the video
I'M DYING
"I Actually Been Riding A Dragon"
"Fuck"
Bro why was this shit so God damn funny
Yea it was so fucking good I caught me off guard.
That's the one that got me too 😂
*emphatic nodding* fuck 🤗🙂↕️
Timing lol. Comedic timing is key
"I actually been riding a dragon"
The lady of the night that was trying to get a new customer: 😨.
That's the most chainmail-looking sweater I have ever seen
I didn't even notice that it wasn't chainmail til I saw your comment and took a closer look
@JosephShemelewski I think what I caught first were the cuffs on the sleeves, then I was just like "hol' up" lol
@@yourneighborhoodxenos Yea that's what finally made me see it as a sweater lol
I need a chain mail sweater now
Steal his look!
The immediate character break at "how the fuck have you got the sword of 1000 souls" was so well delivered-
That wasnt a character break at all. He was still 100% in character.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow the actual guy was, i meant like if an NPC were to actually react that way it would be a character break lmao-
@@Ash_Rayne holy shit, the mythical third wall break
@@buob02 fourth*
@@brandyimes1939 fifth*
"Sell, Sellsellsell" followed by the utter panic from the NPC, is was what really got me.
That's me in the witcher 3. Poor Hattori can't save himself from having to buy ever more swords.
I bet bro probably has 100million full inventory of those as well 💀
thats relatable in any game
I do that during the main story too, portions are useless, need more money, and I'll die trying
Only good potions refill themselves, all the rest is total and utter garbage. So SELL, SellsellSELL!!!!!
can we talk about the little goblin running in the beginning
I was looking for this comment😂
Looked like Yoda
Why is no one talking about this
@@themostop6142 what's to say; he's just a chill guy
you start. what do you want to tell us about it?
@@kri44y well its quite funny innit
I absolutely love how he says “fuck” when he’s trying to give the guy a horse
It sounds like Gordon Ramsey
Same
has me dyin lmao
Just came here to comment the same thing
What I heard.
I've actually been riding a "bad" dragon
"But this is the first mission, you shouldve come here FIRST!" IS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂
not really
@bearaholics did I ask you for you opinion you nobody? 😂😂 stfu
@@bearaholics🤓
Here I am, playing AC Odyssey and getting level 35 before I got to Athens. I was barely able to kill anyone, but that map is gorgeous. I can't wait for a few years until some crazy graphics mods are out.
@@jordan9604 gonna be dope as hell!
“Right someone’s been a busy wizard haven’t they, fucking mental” got on on the floor😂😂😂
That and the quiet “fuck” was absolutely perfect
Bizzy wizzy 🧙♂️
"Take my steed!"
"I have actually been riding a dragon."
"Fahk.." 😄
“Right, that’s fucking mental” Had me giggling
No replys? Let me fix that
Where?
@@shelbikinney6314right by the spider part, he says “someone has been a busy wizard.” after he replies then he says it
@@NultsMostLoyalEthanNunez thanks
😂❤ I may actually do this in red dead 2. I never played it. Will just do the side quests before main.
“Right. That’s fucking mental.” hearing that be perfectly delivered in a dejected, but also kind of frustrated voice is perfect.*
That’s just how all British people sound 90% of the time 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was that last "Fuuucksake" for me
“Someone’s been a busy wizard” is now my new favorite line
King Gizzard the busy wizard
"That's phuckin' mental." 😭
That's probably the scariest thing you can hear someone say. Most of the time it ends with a broken world or a dead god.
I know, I'm so using that! xDD
“Every adventurer needs a horse, take my steed!”
“I have actually been riding a dragon..”
“Fuck 😀”
“I have actually been riding a dragon.”
*visibly and audibly can’t contain himself*
“Fuck…”
🤣🤣🤣
This one broke me
That’s the part that got me lol
Ikr lmao the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Had to replay that scene a few times, lol
The inflection was just perfect
This is some of the best acting I've seen in awhile. Absolutely perfect comedic timing, facial expressions, and dialogue. The juxtaposition of beeing cheery and dejected is awesome!
it aint that serious
@@GijsSpenker Spoken like someone who doesn't understand how hard it is to make a good skit.
@@joobsterdoobsterfor real that fuck was spot on
@@GijsSpenkerBoo 🎉💩
It really is that good
"I've been riding a dragon"
"Fuck😀"
Donkey
EXACLY 😏😏😏😏
That one caught me off guard
🤨
The way he said it nodding 😂
The NPC randomly moving at the start brings back memories, so funny ((:
“I happen to be riding a dragon” 😁👍
“Fuck”
dam i told her to stop calling me that!
yes
That was hilarious.
body language. it’s the way he politely stood back and was nodding at first. it caught us all off guard it was perfect 😭
"howthefuckhaveyougottheswordofathousendsouls"
You replaced the a in thousand with an E
@@youssefelhak4919
Uh oh... this is bad, that's a grave mistake.
I just hope the king is gonna be merciful.
Why did I read "fat house end swords" bruh
@@zigongosaurus5274same I got confused
@@zigongosaurus5274because he didn’t spell it right😂 I read it the same way too hahah but it’s sword of thousand😂
“That’sfuckingmental” 😂
Yes it is 😂
I ALMOST MISSED THAT 😂😂
this line fucking sent me.
"take a healing poti-"
"SELL"
"wait n-"
"SELLSELLSELLSELLSELL"
"NNONONONONONONOO-"
"Here's an item that you're supposed to get from me before doing anything else, it's one of a kind and unlocks a bunch of game mechanics that you haven't been using"
"Ohhhhhhhhh.... Is that why I couldn't kill any slimes?"
uh I think I'll be fine mate I already found the upgraded version from a dungeon
Me getting torrent after killing godrick and realising liurnia is far too big and open to be meant for running across
It's not an item per se, but the dragon battle in skyrim is required to unlock future dragon fights, which are required to get shouts in skyrim. So someone who doesn't go on the first mission or two in skyrim will not get kind of an important part of the game.
"Oh, you mean like fishing, hunting and the companion system? yeah, i just bought food&crafting materials and i always go solo in games"
"Fuck"
The little gremlin runnin minding its business was a nice touch
im glad im nit the only one who noticed the little guy
@@Snitch-rs3vi He's just a little guy
Yoda?!!!
@@Thewayofgrass35 Dude that was my reaction, Bloody hell Yoda's a goblin 😂
The delivery on that "Fuck" is just absolutely gold
which one tho
@@GamerBoi_Vidswhen he said ''ive actually been riding a dragon''. thats the one.
"fauk" with so much exasperation its hillarious
Comment I was looking for
I cannot agree more
"Right, somebodys been a busy wizard, haven't they? That's fucking mental, sorry" i cant 😂😂
“Ive been riding a dragon”
“Fuck 😖”
bouw chica wow wow.
Why did you use the "I'm Cumming" emoji?
:3
donkeh
No I have been fully clothed riding on the dragon on a saddle.
He's so calm and mad at the same time
I like how the sweater looks like chain mail
Holy i thought it was a chainmail until you pointed that out
More accurate chainmail then that in Rings of Power.
They pulled a Monty python
that sweater looks more like chainmail than my actual set of chainmail lmao
Fun fact, some shows or movies actually use clothing that looks like chainmail instead of real chainmail since it's not as heavy and loud.
That goblin in the beginning had me scared asf 😂
What the goblin doing?
All of these lines as individual jokes are so funny, add them together and I’ve been stuck in a laughing fit for over an hour 😂
Haha thanks !
@@VoidDarc damn your underrated and all those cuss words make it hella funny
I don't think its possible to be that funny but...
@@rttp-righttothepoint6656neither did I, until this masterpiece dropped into my feed.
@@JoelSalerno180 i thought i was the only one who has laughing fits for an hour :D
Instead of freaking out all nonsensically, he's just like "well, shit" and moves on. I love it. XD
bro was told he HAS to give him a quest
“Carrot of truth?” 🥕
“I’ve got 3,000 of ‘em, actually.”
“Fuuuuck sake-“
😂😂😂
No cause this is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen all week lol
That’s my EVERY Skyrim playthrough in a nutshell LMAO
Fr tho omg
I haven’t played many games outside of Skyrim, so I had no idea what they were talking about or referencing. I’m not even sure why this was tagged as Skyrim?
Yep me too 😂
I'm doing a Oblivion run and I'm currently level 22 with 80 completed quests and I haven't been to Kvatch yet.
That’s also what happens to me in Skyrim. I usually go to see the Greybeards while doing a mix of side quests to build up my character a bit so she won’t have problems fighting. Minimum of lvl 10 before I even hand in the Dragonstone.
And then when the Greybeards send her off to retrieve the horn of Jurgen Windcaller. To them it probably seems like she vanishes from the face of Tamriel for months while I’m doing most of the side quests.
Usually I’ll get around to finding the note and working with the Blades until it’s time to go see the Greybeards again when I’m about 3/4 done with side questing. So yeah this video is pretty accurate. 😆 I’m absurdly strong by the time I’m supposed to do the main quest.
And the pattern repeats in most other games. I pick out a place or two in the main quest where I stop and side quest for ages. In FO3 I don’t release James from stasis until all DLCs and side quests are done. In Fallout New Vegas I generally follow the main quest and do local side quests on the way until I get Benny. Then I go do everything else. Similar mix of both in FO4 until I find Shaun.
Heck, in Oblivion I don’t even take the amulet to the blade master… Joffrey? No that’s GoT. It’s been awhile so I forgot his name.
I want a game where the characters accurately respond to your levelling from side quests like this
The only game I've ever played that really tracks everything like this and has people react as they would IRL is Disco Elysium
Fallout 4 also has dome special dialogue if you do certain side quests first before the main mission
its been a looong time, but i think in Titan Quest some Monsters run away when you are a lot higher level than them
That ‘fuck’ is perfectly executed
which one
The way he cusses and sounds so defeated while smiling😂
“That’s f*cking mental sorry” 😭
The "No shit?" with a smile is my favorite part lol
“I bought him his third house I think?”
“No shit 😃”
Edit: what have I done…
*nice shit
@@Not_cotton99*No Shit😀
@@Not_cotton99 *no shit
No shit is a question, albeit a rhetorical one.
@@Not_cotton99i get why you'd think that because "no shit" is usually used in the "sherlock" way, but sometimes it's used in a "Really? Seriously? Damn.." way
This is amazing on so many levels bro 😂
"No shit"
"Ye"
Hahaha
I like the props. The swords look good and that sweater is probably the most mail like thing I’ve seen that isn’t mail
This comment made me sub and start looking for a mail jumper.
I genuinely thought it was mail until I read your comment and then I had to double check just to realize you were right. That's actually crazy lol.
@@Ankarua Same
Mail is rings of metal interconnected.
Crocheting is loops of yarn interconnected. Get a metalic looking thread and you've got an easy knight costume.
The humor and wit is so dialed in this skit. It’s a perfect amount 😂😂😭😭🔥🔥
"I have actually been riding a dragon."
"Fuck." 😊
God this video is so good.
This gives Skyrim flashbacks
Fr exactly what I thought😭
can only ignore the main qeust for so long i need that dragon mask and that roasted ox in the feast hall of sovengarde that is 1 of a kind item i need to collect
@@t84t748748t6 lol
@@t84t748748t6 personally ill just grind out fortify enchant and alchemy to start the game to make op armour and weapons then dupe items to make myself so strong. Then I do the soul trap conjuration xp farm until I get maxed then I run around using magic to OTK everything
Morrowind ... Daggerfall
The way he softly says _fuck_ while nodding his head after trying to give you the horse is hilarious 😂
I love how he keeps trying!
I always imagine the NPCs being surprised and amazd if they knew!
"Ill give you a dullbla-
" Nah, i have Fish claymore"
The goblin at the beginning is so funny
Goblin looking like he's leveling up to Jedi Master.
Yeah, I thought it was Yoda
So.......there where master yoda went for his vacations.......
the goblin at the start 😭 this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while 😭😭😭
That’s just yoda
@@c.c.7254 crack yoda
Just running past while laughing madly 😂
“Eheeheheh” 👹
“AHH TRAVELER”
Decent animation to
This guy is handsome in a nerdy way. Curly hair, wild eye brows, the eyes, dimples. A real life fantasy hero. 👏
I thought the same thing!
real asf
My BF is much the same!
This is absolutely hilarious dude, the reactions the NPC gives are so funny
The delivery on the dragon "fuck" was stellar!
The nodding "Fuuck" killed meeee! 😂😂😂
“Someone’s been a busy fucken wizard haven’t they?” Almost made me choke 😂
"Thats fkn mental" Lmao
It's always funny when I meet delphine for the first time and she tries to threaten the man covered head to toe in dragon armour with a massive red sword 😂
Gremlin yoda creature laughing at the beginning 😂
This how i'm gonna refer to goblins from now on
That's probably a DLC pet.
Or a mod
I was searching for that comment
I started the video over multiple times just for that cackle.
I really admire the NPC’s persistence.
I love how politely upset he is
The cheery voice, the bouncing back and forth, every attempt to help frustrates him. Sooo good! Comedic gold right here!
Beedle is so op he even transcends the Zelda universe
I was looking for this comment! Beedle is everywhere
Was also looking for a beedle comment lol
His cameo was appreciated
Fr and also he grew out his hair
Then they be like “noble knight, thank you for your bravery and sacrifice in completing all my quests, as a reward I bestow you with a dandelion and 3 pebbles”
you look behind them to see a dandelion field, and look down to see a gravel pathway, "OMG TYSM, IV BEEN LOOKING FOR THE THINGS I COULD EASILY PICKED UP MYSELF!!! THANKS DUDE!!"
@@Ranga-4-lifereki-x-langa Lol, you can't pick those up. They aren't objects. That's just part of the grounds graphics.
Little goblin running by, so epic!
This is so me and my friends when they leave for an hour and I’ve advanced way further than I should have
I love how he swings his arms around imitating NPC animation.
It's very good
Why is no-one talking about the little goblin crackling at the start 💀
Don’t talk about lil Dobby 😂
I though it was Yoda
I thought I was tripping cuz I didn't hear him or see him at first I only noticed after the video replayed
If you ignore him he will go away eventually
"how the fuck have you gotten the sword of a thousand souls" HAD ME ROLLIN
Someone's been a busy wizard, that's effing mental lmao. This whole thing was hilarious. The dialog was brilliant. Great video!!
Ayy but turns out you missed a feature that only unlocks after the first quest which woulda made the whole game easier
Better yet;
"With this lamp you can open hidden rooms, they will contain special diamonds, needed to power the final artifact. But do not freed, the lamp is always on during your journey, while helping around it will reveal the hidden."
And then you'll have to run through every area, of every side quest or side faction again. But this time, without enemies, without cut scenes and without any loot on your normal way. Except that one diamond.
Counterpoint:
Google: where is that darn diamand?
@@Kestix1234
@@Kestix1234 Basically the stones of Barenziah but even more of a pain.
Easier is for babies
shangri-la frontier in a nutshell lmao
The line delivery and the subtle use of special effects is exquisite comedy
"Really?"
"So you can hang onto that"
"Okay 🙃"
The final “fucks sake” kills me every time
Best roleplay of a realistic NPC I've ever seen. Goddamn their acting is top tier. 😂
The delivery in this is phenomenal!
"Well i actually have been riding a dragon"
*Npc cheerfully nods* "Fuck"
This is so bloody hilarious. I’ve watched this 5 times over and it gets funnier with each time. These videos are freakin accurate. Subscribed.
“You can hang onto that!”
“Ok…”
The comedic timing/delivery on the reactions is INSANE
That "Fuck :)" while nodding is PERFECT
The freaking Goblin in the Beginning is Hilarious 😂
What the goblin doing?
The little goblin😂😂
Well done. The line "I have been riding a dragon"
"Fuck"😅
Has earned you THE ONLY SHORT IN MY LIKED VIDEOS PLAYLIST.
Bethesda: "See? This is why we do level scaling and loot lists."
Still bad idea
@@Couldnt_think_of_anything No disagreements there. I'm just saying.
@@Couldnt_think_of_anythingEh, it has its pros and cons.
Late game all RPGs become too easy anyway.
The passive-aggressiveness in "This is the first mission, you should have come here first!" XDD
Well i have been riding a dragon
Faak...
The delivery of the line "Fuck D:" after he said he rode a dragon actually made me full blown laugh in my room at 1:37am that's class
The most I've laughed at a short in weeeeks
I just love the instant disappointment XD
This is me rn in Hogwarts. I know in 2 years late but I’ve done every side mission before the actual real ones lol
The Kung Fu Panda sound effect on the glowing sword XD
He really has seen everything.
I did this with Skyrim. I had ebony/dragon bone armor and was lvl 55 when I finally killed the FIRST dragon
almost same, meet dephilne as archmage harbinger agent of mora and master wizard and jarl of half of the provinance
*thane
Wait, does Dragonbone armor just spawn at that level?
How would you have dragon bone armour without killing dragons
@@TheBigO72285 Yes, at some point you can find it in chests even though technically there are no dragons around, yet.
his acting just really sells it, i love it!
THE FIRST "fuck" KILLED ME LMAO