My mans out here spittin strait bars I think im gonna buy a new car Ha jk i cant even drive I wish i had a freind named Clive But anyways now this rap is done Looking up these rhymes aint any fun
"Perspiration ting, Lynx Effect" AXE was originally called Lynx in the United Kingdom, and the Lynx Effect is when you 'have distinctive attributes of their product that would make you irresistible to the opposite sex.' Hardest bar in the entire song, don't @ me
So ironic, Charlie was tellin quakes “we gotta get the people talkin! Millions!” And then shaq comes outta nowhere and becomes an Internet meme, true legend
[Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] 2 plus 2 is 4 Minus 1 that's 3, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight my man, he's got the frisbee I trap trap trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight my girl Whitney On the road doin' ten tours, allow my toes You man thought I froze I see a peng girl then I pose If she's not on it I ghost Hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhhh, you get me? Boom, man's gonna come back in [Interlude] You know like that, you're feelin' that You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here you protected-ed Aight, boom Let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four door with the .44 It was 1, 2, 3 and 4 Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is 44 And he still calling man for a draw Let him know, when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take my Twix by force Send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes Skrrrat! Pap pap ka ka ka! Skidiki pap pap! And a pu pu drrrr boom! SKYAAA! Du du ku ku tun tun! Poom poom! You dun'no, Big Shaq Ha, yo, yeah yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me take off your jacket I said babes, man's not hot Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect Yo, you dun'no
Rambiz S but I'm still talking about Michael soo ... get your facts right all I was doing was comparing and what I said shouldn't have effected you because it's MY opinion
This is a comedic masterpiece.
Another tamborine fan?
Not as good as roll safe
@@jackkenny7721 Better than roll safe fitb
ye not great ,innit!
all the brraaat gimmick
Charlie forsure owes some people $ lol
If he press that siren one more time...
Khalil loooooool
Watch the drake one looooool
omfg if he presses it again i swear ill kill myself soooo fucking annoying
mad ting blud
Hahajahhahahahaha
Bruh it’s his little sidekick that’s doing it for me.
😂😂😂
LOL yeah but he adds a lot to the bars 5:28
Hi mom hi dad 😂😂😂😂
100 bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣
-my mum said when will you marry ?
- marryyyy
-i told her im not in a hurry
-hurrryyyyyy
-look what happened to barry,
-barrrrrryyyyyy
He's been kinda quiet since Unknown P dissed him
lmao faxx
unknown p is undisable
Obviously Unknown P has high vocabulary and he’s an intellectual personally I wouldn’t reply to a diss from him
Doing up tennis
unknown p spits facts
Still to this day "when the thing went quack quack quack, you men were ducking" is as hard a bar as any I've heard from actual MC's
Bruv big shaq is the realist mc
True
Hell no
TheGGMan facts yo
You listening to the wrong music then
Says something
*CRASH* glass breaks
*POLICE SIRENS INTENSIFIES*
LaMoustache say sound is bare annoying
666 likes. *CRASH* glass breaks.
Why does he keep doing it
@@raeezmaidien for hype purposes
PERFECT
if you came for 12:17 change your mind. Watch everything.....you need it
mind.watch looks dank
f
Put a space after mind
"In between her hands it was dry, it's quite ashy. Funny, her name is Ashley" I haven't been able to sleep normally since I heard that bar 😩
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone help me find the instrumental of the first song
🔥🔥
"I missed it. I missed it."
DJ: It's a loop
"A loop."
Lmaooo 😂😂
Shit has me dying haha
Time stamp
@@diobrando-fk9ul 4:20
BBC
“British born Christian”
Bare Building Colors
Big booty catholic
You are all wrong. It's the bum boys club
Basically baking cakes
Better Be Counting
i chewed a biscuit, digestive...it got digested..
🔥🔥🔥🔥⚡️
Sissey Xavier 🤣😂😎 brilliant
Sissey Xavier bars 🔥🔥🔥😂
ITS A BEST LINE !
My mans out here spittin strait bars
I think im gonna buy a new car
Ha jk i cant even drive
I wish i had a freind named Clive
But anyways now this rap is done
Looking up these rhymes aint any fun
"Of Mice and Men by Charles Dickens" 😂😂😂
work experience dj lamo
cerberus gaming this yute look butters looool I'm pretty sure this kid get bullied at home
Smoking Daddy Mikey's Cousin Pack you know he's a big man?
This got 4 million views lol proves once again what the masses have become
Man shouted out John the Baptist 😅😂😂😂
Urban Fox where
Mzz S what?
And Mathew, Mark Luke and John.... had me cracking up laughing.
when
1.50 - 1.57
11:18 that "perfect" should be in the music video studio version
Perhaps the only time Charlie used the music board properly
Neel Parmar 😂 fax
Bro that perfectly timed “perfect” is the best thing about this freestyle
His hype man better get paid 75% of what he's paid. He's putting his neck out for this guy smh
And getting it slapped
@@Samstiiizy 'I can send out for my dad or smthing'🤣🤣
Man shouted out da dons from the Bible looool
Oais she
best shout out ever
Wag1 oais you made it again my brudda. I'm so proud of you 💯💯
M14 South Manny can't you just be happy for our brudda?! He's the only one in the chat who's made it. Oais is going places fam 💯
Lan G loool 😂😂💯
"Man's moving like a work experience DJ"
Missed that one. Lmaooo!
Lol I saw this right at this point
12:17 "The ting goes" award best meme of September
Agent700 e
Fir ina boof
Agent700 🤣 so true
For sure!
th-cam.com/video/AIWRf8MFn_c/w-d-xo.html
3:55 "Man's moving like a work experience DJ and that". That killed me 🤣
Yh 😂😂
Mans said " you look like you like a bit of oats!" 😭😭😂😂😭😭😂😂 my chest!😩😭😭😭😭😭
I think im going to cry
Time stamp?
donovan james *oats and some cookies*
JadedGems 😂😂😭😭
Oats and some cookies 😂😂😂😂
Lmfao I love how no one knows if this is a skit or not 😭😭😭😭😭😭
COSMEHOLICS ANONYMOUS favourite baby mamaa👸💕
COSMEHOLICS ANONYMOUS my favourite TH-camr ❤️love from the UK 🇬🇧😭
I see you boe 👀 🇬🇧
I love you bo!
COSMEHOLICS ANONYMOUS oh hey Boe.
hahaha 'man acting like a work experience DJ' killed me
Bsb
The mice and men one almost had me
Best bit for me too 😂
Tru say it was your birthday yesterday
Tony Davie you got me laughing 😂 so fucking true
11:43 nobodys talking about "protecteded"
Man did English language and got an E so he knows what he’s talking about
Also the coice crack at 5:56
@@dylanp7817 10:30
2 PLUS 2 IS 4 MINUS 1 THATS 3 QUICK MATHS!
Mom's Spaghetti LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mom's Spaghetti ion get it
Mafs*
EVERYBODY MANS ON THE BLOCK, SMOKE TREES
This song helped me pass my maths test.
You're saying it like a Turkish don 😂😭
Johnny Carey johhy your my fav youtuber and im the only person to like it☺☺☺
Gucci 2K awhhh well done
ur begs my lil bro was on my chanel know ur lane u geeks
Johnny Carey no way has he just said that as I'm reading this comment
Johnny Carey love bruvvaaa👊🏻❤️
HOW MANY TIME IS HE GONNA HIT THE SIREN BUTTON
Nigel Grant ikr💀
Nigel Grant 21 times I counted
*WOOP WOOP*
it's so annoying
LMAO
"Perspiration ting, Lynx Effect"
AXE was originally called Lynx in the United Kingdom, and the Lynx Effect is when you 'have distinctive attributes of their product that would make you irresistible to the opposite sex.'
Hardest bar in the entire song, don't @ me
@me
@Jaffacus My bad! I didn't know that.
Hardest bar is “hop out the four door with the four four we was one two free and four.” The Count could never count like that straight heat 🔥
That’s always been one of my favorite bars from the song
Originally? It's still called Lynx here bruv
CONDITION OF MAN :
☐ HOT
☑ Not HOT
Mans could NEVA be hot
☑ Never HOT
☑ Prespiration TING
LYNX EFFECT
BAWderDOn 666
Came for the Quakes, stayed for Shakez.
Xylophoney i watch ur vids
Yo I watch ur vids
Xylophoney and corn flakes
Hey :P
666
So ironic, Charlie was tellin quakes “we gotta get the people talkin! Millions!” And then shaq comes outta nowhere and becomes an Internet meme, true legend
They're both the same person
You know it's a skit, right?
Andres Ramirez that's called a coincidence, not ironic...
לא
i dont get how the ting goes skraaaa got super hyped when there is this masterpiece: 20:22
class: **goes silent**
my stomach: THE TING GOES SKRRRRA PA PA KA KA KA SKIBIDI POP PA SKYAAA KUN KUN TUN TUN POOM POOM
Hamza Rehman 😭😂😂
go away
Happens to me to often during tests. So annoying
Eliot Luka same
*h a p p e n s t o m e e v e r y s i n g l e d a y*
Man couldn't say conspiracy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE TRIED 6 TIMES AND COULDN'T EVEN SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bruh my man said conspok 😂😂😂😂😂 lol charliey had me crying when he tried explaining it 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
he said i was meant to say concentrate
You guys know this is a comedy sketch right ? Of course he knows how to say conspiracy, it's a joke.
J Dawg obviously bro he acted as too person lol
This meme will never die.
*Buzzer sound* Try again
*buzzer sound* try again
ツlil bang try again
@@Ivantus2 try again
spicy wrong
Life was so good when this came out...
That's real talk
Sym
I miss early life
It’s literally 2017 lmao, rather recent I’d say.
[Verse 1: Roadman Shaq]
2 plus 2 is 4
Minus 1 that's 3, quick maths
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking
Hold tight Asnee, he's got the pumpy
Hold tight my man, he's got the frisbee
I trap trap trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes
Rice Krispie, hold tight my girl Whitney
On the road doin' ten tours, allow my toes
You man thought I froze
I see a peng girl then I pose
If she's not on it I ghost
Hah, look at your nose
What? You dickhead!
Look at your nose
Nose long like garden hose, shhhh, you get me?
Boom, man's gonna come back in
[Interlude]
You know like that, you're feelin' that
You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that
Don't get shook man's here you protected-ed
Aight, boom
Let's go, boom
[Verse 2: Roadman Shaq]
Hop out the four door with the .44
It was 1, 2, 3 and 4
Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is 44
And he still calling man for a draw
Let him know, when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw
Take my Twix by force
Send man shop by force
Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup
Just sauce, raw sauce
Boom, yo, gah
The ting goes Skrrrat!
Pap pap ka ka ka!
Skidiki pap pap!
And a pu pu drrrr boom!
SKYAAA!
Du du ku ku tun tun!
Poom poom!
You dun'no, Big Shaq
Ha, yo, yeah yeah
Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth
You get me, man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me take off your jacket
I said babes, man's not hot
Yo, man can never be hot
Perspiration ting, Lynx effect
Yo, you dun'no
Matthew Soto u know what's the background music
How about the Russian part before the 2+2?
Matthew Soto thank you
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
Matthew Soto your bored
How your food sound in the microwave but still comes out cold.. 12:17
Trxggerz 😂😂😂😂
LOL
Trxggerz food's not hot, i said food's not hot
Trxggerz No it is firee 🔥🔥
Best comment 😂😂
Big Shaq: "Fam, you wanna start beef?"
Charlie: "What's bif?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
nah man its biff to punch (five yrs late)
they start the punching man
thats biff
I've never bothered watching this, feel charlie actually fucking loses it at 9:45 hahahah
yeo at 7:15 the way he slapped bro's shoulder has me weak till this day 🤣🤣🤣
So true bro ;)
😂
His cap hits the mic 😂😂
The way ge folded his lips
He said “I can send for my dad”
Stop doing the conspt
Stop causing the conspict
You tryna causing the conspicc
Ay stop causing the conspicc
THIS MAN WHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂
Vaino B he said that right when I watched it lmao
young yahye me too as soon as I started reading this the part came lol
Greg Nickens 😭🔥
He want to say concentrate, or condensation. 😂😂😂
kdt CON-spiracy
When the ting went quack quack quack you were ducking
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Urban Fox that was pretty fire
you man were ducking*
Mystic - Edits & More Ye it really triggers me too when people quote lyrics and get them wrong.
J Dawg piss off
Man's out here spitting that heat G
The funniest part is dudes on the radio really rapping like this for real now 😂
Like slump ak
I still remember when I thought Big Shaq and MC Quakez were different people 😂👌
U mans educating me
They are the same
???
he's almost never himself on the internet. he's always playing some character. most of his characters are about low I.Q roadman.
When this first came out I had to watch it five times till I figured it out too lol
“Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John” 😂😂😂😂 I’m wweeaaakkkkk 😂😂😂
Ana G ☠️☠️☠️😂
new TestAment
Lmaoo
John the Baptist
timestamp?
10:33 the legend starts here
Lightning Strike thanks
Right before the ad
12:16 is where the meme begin
I remember when this was like the most popular meme out there
'don't get shook you're protecteded' 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😭
Stop comparing RS and Daapah they two very talented and funny individuals, both doing their thing mad respect to both 👏🏾🙌🏾
Deborah lair Trust it's jarring
Deborah lair god bless you 🙏🏿
Deborah lair RS was still better
Michelle Galloway did you not get the purpose of this comment n then u go ahead and compare them wtf
Rambiz S but I'm still talking about Michael soo ... get your facts right all I was doing was comparing and what I said shouldn't have effected you because it's MY opinion
This video deserves an emmy award, it is hella hilarious
Katlego Norvick for sure 😂😂
All the raps
2:53 - Backup dancer
5:28
10:37 - Man's not hot
18:50 - Balance
Just sauce.... RAW SAUCE
BOOM!
*no ketchup*
ROSOS
Lol...
Jeremy Ray JOS SOSSS
Every day I find some new footage of the same video.
this is extended
“Chilling in the corridor, your dad is 44” - roadman shaq knows the lines 😂😂
Man's right here is a genius. It's an amazing skit. Amazing acting. And nothing but pure talent. Fucking amazed.
i like how shaq says "boom" randomly in every sentence when hes talking off the songs ahahahah
hes not saying "boom", that word hes saying is slang in the uk for "bro"
American detected
Boom is a popular sentences starter/filler in the UK you uncultured swine
We won the war...
Its Ya Boi Mikey Yes. In Japan. We the UK won it in dday. However, the Soviet Union were the ones who completely f'd up the nazis
*S K I P P I T T Y P O P P O P*
xExternityx F O R C E I GOT THE F O R C E
SKYA!
"Scooby doo pa pa"
I got the real sauce ..... NO KETCHUP xDDDD
haha.
He can’t be hot becuz he straight cold 😭😭😂😭 I’m dyingg
Kayla Rowland I
W
Bc it annoys RS (he said that in the beginning) thats why he's spamming it hahaha
Kayla Rowland maybe that's why the video is called "Man's not hot"
Kayla Rowland k
"Youre not taking this serious bruv"
*smashes the siren sound for the thousandth time*
18:45 "Shaqs at the door" - looks at the wall
How did he call Charlie Sloth a work experience DJ 😂😂
Samrax pure comedy
I died!!!
Samrax Is that a Uk thing because i dont get the joke
ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ™ [ᵐᵒᵈ]Δ kind of, but it's in the name.
All was scripted and just for joke, if you see it is the same man..
"You wanna start biff?" - "Whats biff" Lmao omg 😂😂😂😂
Basically beef, Beef = fight
Delonte Nolan no thx im fine ;d
Bruv*
Every time someone says something this guy be like 🚨 🚨 🚨
Lmfao gonna break his monitor and shit
Yerrrrr Charlie. Great job getting Michael Dapaah on this 🔥🔥🔥
CheekySport my people ❤️🙌🏾
CheekySport Get him on the podcast would be jokes
Diego Othman haha will do. He came out with us to the North London Derby on our channel. Check it out
Ard bars
e for execellence
whats the link?
When Thanos drops his mix tape 19:59
As all things should be
Balance
I can't contain my laughter
LMAO
Reality can be whatever I want🤷🏿
The humor in uk wayy fire
Wayyy fire looooool
Me: How many times you gonna press the siren Charlie?
Charlie : *Yes*
@11:43 "I see you shivering and that don't get shook mans here ur protected-eddddd" 😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
13:30 "Stop causing the conspqq"
stephanie kawaii1616 lmfaoo
I'm dying
stephanie kawaii1616 hahah
omfg, i'm laughing so fucking hard rn
😂😂
How many times man gotta tell ya he's not hot!
yung loner man can never be hot! Perspiration ting !
Oh my days wtf is this. First thing that popped up as well DEVO
#RESPECT for having a Scarlxrd pic
Hi again
Kieran Yates 💪✌
10:33 still goes hard even when the meme died.
fr
Ikr lol
Hell yea
10:51 2+2 is 4 -1 thats 3 quick maths 😂😂
Okanees everyday man's on the block smoke trees
Bahja Ali see your girl in the park, that girl is an uckers
Exotic When the ting man quack quack quack you guys were ducking
maffs*
Hop out the 4 door with the 4 4 it was 1 2 3 and 4
"You're not even letting me talk CHARLIEE"
nathan worrell where
when does he say that part lol
Mohamoud Mohamed 0:43
nathan worrell Charles
I hope one day they can make this show in English as well
Lmaoo
Like you would understand. It's not them it's you! Did anyone invite you here??
Greg Nicho wow that joke went waaaaay over your head imagine being that dense
Greg Nicho gets some help bro
🤣🤣🤣
one of history's most iconic performances lmao
I just found out that big shaq is a character and this is the funniest shit ever
He's also the first guy as well.
@@crispysquidoftheacidcats295nope roll safe was bro
2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick maths hardest bar off 2017
Effective Hit timestamp?
10:51
when ting goes quack quack quack, your boy be ducking is the best
*J U S T S A U C E*
*R A W S A U C E*
Vicc no ketchup
*B O O M*
IT'S FUCKING RAW
perfect!
Sauccccccce
If only Charlie knew how legendary this would actually be hahaha
6:58
Charlie: u need to make everyone start talking about this
Everyone is talking about this now
B ritish
B orn
C hristian
B ig
B lack
C hicken
Shadowunbreon11 you made this unfunny.
Basic
Bitch
Concert
B Ting
B Goes
C Skrrrrrrrrra
Shadowunbreon11 that line is so fucking old! Nigga who tf says that in 2017?
"Of mine and men, by charles dickens"
CoolPants Mcgee of *mice* and men, not mine and men
To think this was almost 3 years ago
crazy asf
For real
"Yo dawg what does popcorn in a microwave sound like?"
12:17
🤣🤣
"When that thing went 'quack quack quack' you men were ducking"
I can't even tell if this line is trash or absolute fire.
Jeremy Zeeky mad wordplay
🔥
It's COLDDDDDD BLOODDEDDDDD straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
di whole ting mad yuh get mi :D :D I get your point though
Its is fire tbh🔥🔥😂
at 13:25 he couldn't say 'conspiracy" not ONE damn time 😂😂😂😂😂
Tee he was dead trying to say it for like a whole minute lmaoo
lmfaoo frustrated
Tee intentionally ofcourse
Tee con he said con
just realizing big shaq was the first person to get him to slow down with the sound effects
Shaq’s impact
@@cthullusklaus7914 Shaq's effect
@@Blu-ray Linx effects
@@roblox_guy_1015 how have you managed to spell lynx wrong
@@roblox_guy_1015 lynx
"Everyday man's on the blockrrr"
Bloccccccckkk
CORRECT It's *B L O C C* XD
Jackpot BCV th-cam.com/video/9gJv3zhY6QQ/w-d-xo.html
i still laugh at this song and how much of a joke it is
Jackpot BCV I told it to my best friend, now he laughs so hard.
OF MICE AND MEN BY CHARLES DICKINS HAAA HAHAHA
'you look like a bit short, Charlie'
'you look a bit hot' *serious face
Shook*
Boom
I don't want to send you know the goons out on you 🤣
This was the peak of british banter and life.
Who still watching this on quarantine 2020?
Y O I’m watching this to laugh
Me as wel
Ryt here bigman👊
I do
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Me
Her hands were ashy, funny her name was Ashley 😂😂
Don Lijez Shut the fuck up cancerous special ed
Santos Santos 🔥🔥🔥🔥
+Don Lijez Stfu
"Oi Quakez, come off the ting" 😂😂😂😂😂
Your fit
@@mrtandemslidessbtt its a bad comment but you clearly dont know what an incel is
Lmfaooooooooo
This is comedy genius, had me in stitches!! Big up Charlie Sloth and Big Shaq...
MANS NOT HOT NOW ONE OF THE BIGGEST SONG FROM A COMEDIAN PROUD MY BRUH
"Hi mom, hi dad"
"No fam, don't do that"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"SHAQ's at the door yeh" Quakez face looking like he wasn't Shaq 😂😂😂😂
scott nsiah q
scott nsiah huh
13:45 whole moment. When he said “concentrate” I actually spat my drink. Shit caught me off guard again lmao