That message to the chatter turning 20 was actually so wholesome. I really needed that today. Thanks, Joko. This is why I watch you, because you’re a good guy at heart.
3:10 This is why I never understood the kid in Jurassic Park who said raptors didn't sound scary because they were just 6' turkeys. A 6' turkey would be _terrifying._
“Just wake up every day and just believe you’re the GOAT, even if you have absolutely no reason to believe that. You could be the most loser piece of shit but if you get up every day and you say ‘Wait, I’m the fucking GOAT nothing can stop me’ all of a sudden things will just go right for you.” -Joko 2024
fun fact abt the girl at 11:11, she has a tiktok where she schitzo posts about how Prince, as in the singer, is still alive and well, and how shes actually married to him but she doesn't remember her time with him because he gave her a memory wiping potion
8:25 Okay perhaps this video wasn't the best choice to eat dinner to EDIT: 21:45 You'd ave thought I'd learn my lesson but I was mid sip of water when this came up
I cannot like justify the mewing as whatever the trend is rn, my brain can't think of anything other than cats mewing because of my catboy addled brain
1:00 I personally don’t see any issue with trans women in lesbian dating apps. There’s nothing saying the women in the app are into exclusively women. They could be, for example, bi. If they’re also into trans women, then that’s more for them. At the end of the day, you could queue for trans women, lesbians, or both. It’s not bias, it’s simply app users looking for who they’re particularly into. Only question then becomes why it’s a dating app for particularly trans women and lesbians, rather than for no one in particular (i.e. for anybody and everybody) instead. But Yknow what, if people would rather use that trans women/lesbians dating app rather than, say, Tinder, then so be it. That’s not an issue imo.
i turn 21 in 3 months and i drink anyway. no, not because i think its cool- i know the reality of the matter. my family are alcoholics and i drink to cope with my anguish and loss
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Going to be doing a stream similar to this TONIGHT over at www.twitch.tv/joko so make sure you are TAPPED THE DEUCE IN!!!!!
dude what the deuce is this video dude
Wake up
The blue in his eyes has gotten darker. His soul is gone now.
new spirit possessing him
Erm AKuLlY YOu KnOw SOmoNe POsEsED IfThE BoTtoM oF ThE Iris goes DaRk ONLY THE BOTTOM also pupils dialate :3
@@goofydangernoodlecease your foolishness, speak english
His eyes in the thumbnail scream “colored eyed motherfuckers waiting for you to compliment them.”
@@chwizzer4329 my bad bro it was like 3 am lol
That message to the chatter turning 20 was actually so wholesome. I really needed that today. Thanks, Joko. This is why I watch you, because you’re a good guy at heart.
As a lobotomite this soothes my brain
As a Virginia and who lives near Goochland, this is a national tragedy. Wait till he finds out we have short pump.
What? (What?)
Wait until he hears about my neighboring town
Fries VA
20:23 RESUBBED FOR 33 YEARS?!?
uuuh, yeah, sure.
a lot of streamers use "years" instead of months
@@fizhure8249not joko tho
2:10 been referencing the joe many librals thing for years now so happy to see it show up here
Blitzwing?? 🤪
@@Bakesutayes hello user Bakesuta it is me Blitzwing from hit cartoon Transformers Animated
@@zoobert_numba1 I'm sure you'll be surprised to hear that it is I, STARSCREAM!! 😈
Random chimken 🐓
2:41 N64 Toad Speakn My language fr fr
30:50 bro is fucking glowing, he's his own light source. I bet Joko glows bright enough to stop mobs from spawning in his dark ass room.
0:07 no but what I need to know is what that brown ✨object✨ is on the shelf behind him 🤔
Hell yeah new joko video gotta take my hands off the wheel immediately to watch
3:10 This is why I never understood the kid in Jurassic Park who said raptors didn't sound scary because they were just 6' turkeys. A 6' turkey would be _terrifying._
16:06 GLUE🗣️🔥🔥
16:06
The girls called me "Sniff".
Just "Sniff"
“Just wake up every day and just believe you’re the GOAT, even if you have absolutely no reason to believe that. You could be the most loser piece of shit but if you get up every day and you say ‘Wait, I’m the fucking GOAT nothing can stop me’ all of a sudden things will just go right for you.” -Joko 2024
FREDDY 5 BEARS
I got the most brain rot ad before this😭
6:33 caseoh having a "light snack"
0:16 joko, what's that between the lava lamp and your plushie on the shelf in the background 🤨🤨🤨
I uh think that a horse wang
Ay YO HE GOT THE BUNGIE PLUNGIE
0:50 AZEEM MENTION!!!!
Trying to stifle my laughter in the Walmart breakroom rn
25:40 gives a whole new meaning to "butt-dialling"
fun fact abt the girl at 11:11, she has a tiktok where she schitzo posts about how Prince, as in the singer, is still alive and well, and how shes actually married to him but she doesn't remember her time with him because he gave her a memory wiping potion
Don't forget about how she basically abuses her daughter.
Just what I needed after my lobotomy... THE SLUDGE!!
The sludge always quenches my post-lobotomy thirst :3
9:11 did he just call glamrock Freddy funtime freedy
Notice the number of the timestamp
i haven’t been able to keep up with the streams but genuine question: what’s the origin of joko’s intense reaction to that rat dude 😭😭
demon in the thumbnail
mulch gang 4 lyfe!!! gib more!! aaaa
6:06 nah cuz what in the anime chef is that 🤣
The metzaluna that the Italian twins in food wars use but super-sized for the Americans
10:31 i took my headphones off at the absolute wrong time 😭
0:33 FIRE IN DA HOLE!!! 🔥⤵️🕳️🟢😀
im so glad creators are willing to give themselves brain diseases for our entertainment :3
Felling quite lobotomized today. Thank you for the brain rot :)
YIPPEE!!!! GLUE!!!!
22:58 bro got the eyes of the void whatcha doing on TikTok Wally
Hell yeah
The chicken Tho...
Lobotomy time 😁
The reason it took so long is because the person subbed for 33 years
8:25 Okay perhaps this video wasn't the best choice to eat dinner to
EDIT: 21:45 You'd ave thought I'd learn my lesson but I was mid sip of water when this came up
You made me gay 😢
I LOVE SLOP
14:38 is too good
the thumbnail scares me
2:55 the dude sounds like n64 toad
Dis is awesome
wow such epic video big guy
lobotomy corporation reference
am i the only one that when he sees joko smiling, thinks that it looks like mr beast’s face but a little more skinny?
3:24 we.. we don’t talk about that 😭
Thats not joko in the title, thats jenkem
I LOVE GLUE!!!!!!!!!
Gule!!!
We do still learn about world wars.
16:43
2:36 untitled goose game be like-
definitely the vid to watch while Hi
You just make laugh to hell😂😂
12:10 : Zer0 players wanting to go melee zer0 or kunai.
Joko is a lobotomite❤
I going to say something bad…
Pluh
JOKO its me, owen is here!
i feel my iq lowering every video of yours i watch. thank u :3
6:06, Where do he get Yhorm’s great machete
0:57 i know him
i have a Pet Ostrich
I cannot like justify the mewing as whatever the trend is rn, my brain can't think of anything other than cats mewing because of my catboy addled brain
This is very holesome.
Live action Dora wasn’t even that bad tho
fire in the hole
6:46 slow, enhance, enhance, decrypt and decode
burger
There are bugs under ur skin
I sniff glue
Can’t wait for a “You get a lobotomy = drink” challenge. I know it will eventually happen.
i wish to know who the new baby men are
I’d laugh at these memes but I’m *mewing*
Is it animal abuse if i fight back
yum smell like burn toast
What's the origin of the video at 17:56 the diaper thing?
This video feels an hour long
1:00
I personally don’t see any issue with trans women in lesbian dating apps. There’s nothing saying the women in the app are into exclusively women. They could be, for example, bi. If they’re also into trans women, then that’s more for them.
At the end of the day, you could queue for trans women, lesbians, or both. It’s not bias, it’s simply app users looking for who they’re particularly into.
Only question then becomes why it’s a dating app for particularly trans women and lesbians, rather than for no one in particular (i.e. for anybody and everybody) instead. But Yknow what, if people would rather use that trans women/lesbians dating app rather than, say, Tinder, then so be it. That’s not an issue imo.
17:00 I recognize this song, but I can't remember what it's called... does anyone else know?
35:26 holy shit its lil pregnant
2:42 x bfdi
die
No way that it does that Joko this is going to be cool to know
I turn 20 here soon as well :(
16:53 yeah I watch at the kitchen table how did u know and I’m on my ipad Jesus Christ how did you know
DIE oh it dint work
i dont think its legal
When’s the discord bingo
8:24 get sh¡t on
Fred
I never watched this channel but you look like mr beast and pyrocynical dna merged lab creature
when's the next ai cover vid?
man
i turn 21 in 3 months and i drink anyway. no, not because i think its cool- i know the reality of the matter. my family are alcoholics and i drink to cope with my anguish and loss
this is die
This is so skibidy
I am here I am first
You aren't
First
You aren't