I remember when you had just had 100k and now , ur editing has gone spectacular, you have ur own merch, different channels , it’s a big jump from a regular gacha tuber to a big one , maybe someday you’ll be even better than Rosy Clozy, i have faith in you and I know you can do it!
Bro this is so cute tbh, even insecurities can be your beauty but sometimes you just dont see it Nyx and her friend are an iconic duo, if they grow older i can imagine how stunning and badass their duo would be like
I would literally burst into tears if someone told me that, Nxy is beautiful and doesn't deserve to be judged just because she has a black spot on her face, and I literally feel like giving her a hug. NXY YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL DON'T LET ANYONE SAY ANOTHER!!
IT'S GOING TO BE A MASTERPIECE!!!! Every video DB does is AMAZING! I'm so excited to see it🥰 Bona always works so hard on her videos and she deserves all her followers/subscribers! Love you, and nyx and her friend are so cute together🥺
Can people all stop commenting "this is a masterpiece". They also comment other things, as if they never watched the video. . I just want to say, you're a great and talented person. You focus on your caracters and give specific ones a deep backstory, you're hardworking and are able to edit wonderful. You started so small, and now look at you! You have over 1M followers! That's really something! I just want to say, and everyone else watching your channel, we are proud of you. Never give up your talents, and don't let any haters bring you down. ~Signed, a fan :]
@@oniVelcroDaze There was a "trend", where people said "it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece". This was counted as a spam or something and was soon prohibited. Now, people always comment in DB's channel "i can tell it's going to be a masterpiece". The thing is, the way they write it shows they've commented before even watching the video, but they need to pause it to even comment, this isn't really making any sence, and they usually never comment after the video, none ever talked about the video, the characters, or any other important things. So I'm questioning, why are they commenting like this? Maybe I'm just overreacting, but I find it kind odd that these people act like that. And this isn't just the first time, it happened a lot, and it's going to continue..
@@oniVelcroDaze I'm not sure if anything will happen. But there has to be people who notice that this "masterpiece *TREND* " just doesn't sound right..
Another fun fact: a black spot can mean many things, but if a situation is descibed as a “black spot” than it means it is really bad or likely to cause problems. Which actually makes sense they are scared. Also, many things in real life and in stories are associated with the color black are normally not very good things, such as monsters or darkness, but that doesn’t mean you are bad! Keep up the good work!
ILYSM Bona, you’re one of the reasons I started yt and tt, without u I don’t know what I’d be doing now. Cg on all of your supporters and never listen to the haters there just jealous that you’re so amazing!❤️😭
Omg this is so cuute. I feel like maybe this would happen to me if I were to go to public school. I was born disabled and with like 3 rare diseases (NOT CONTAGIOUS ITS FINE IT JUST EFFECTS HOW MY BODY WORKS) so yeah
This is so cute I just got a cat with a similar mark on his face I didn’t far then but I looked at him he looked so malnourished so I had to adopt him and I named him “Xyn” like your oc’s brother
Funfact: the girl that said your beauty never ever scared me is most likely to be bona's sis and she(the girl that said)has a "+" type mark on her forehead that's why she took bona's side :)thanks for reading beautiful!
Can you plz do your forger in one video Pretty plz or maybe anya 🙏🙏🙏🙏 I think it will look cool in your style more than anyone and the video is amazing btw
This is actually just like me I swear no lie but I have this dark coffee birth mark colour on my forehead. when I was young people used make fun of me but, I had this one friend who was the best but this is a master piece
I am going to do it. I have made up my mind. These are the first few words of the new… the best … the Longest Text In The Entire History Of The Known Universe! This Has To Have Over 35,000 words the beat the current world record set by that person who made that flaming chicken handbooky thingy. I might just be saying random things the whole time I type in this so you might get confused a lot. I just discovered something terrible. autocorrect is on!! no!!! this has to be crazy, so I will have to break all the English language rules and the basic knowledge of the average human being. I am not an average human being, however I am special. no no no, not THAT kind of special ;). Why do people send that wink face! it always gives me nightmares! it can make a completely normal sentence creepy. imagine you are going to a friend’s house, so you text this: [ see you soon 🙂 ] seems normal, right? But what is you add the word semi to that colon? (Is that right? or is it the other way around) what is you add a lorry to that briquettes? (Semi-truck to that coal-on) anyway, back to the point: [ see you soon 😉 ]THAT IS JUST SO CREEPY! is that really your friend, or is it a creepy stalker watching your every move? Or even worse, is it your friend who is a creepy stalker? maybe you thought it was your friend, but it was actually your fri end (let me explain: you are happily in McDonalds, getting fat while eating yummy food and some random dude walks up and blots out the sun (he looks like a regular here) you can’t see anything else than him, so you can’t try to avoid eye contact. he finishes eating his cheeseburger (more like horseburgher(I learned that word from the merchant of Venice(which is a good play(if you can understand it(I can cause I got a special book with all the words in readable English written on the side of the page(which is kinda funny because Shakespeare was supposed to be a good poet but no-one can understand him(and he’s racist in act 2 scene1 of the play too))))))) and sits down beside you , like you are old pals (you’ve never met him before but he looks like he could be in some weird cult) he clears his throat and asks you a very personal question. “can i have some French fries?” (I don’t know why there called French fries when I’ve never seen a French person eat fries! all they eat it is stuff like baguettes and crêpes and rats named ratty-two-ee which is a really fun game on the PlayStation 2) And you think {bubbly cloud thinking bubble} “Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehheheheheh…..heeeheehe..hehe… sigh. I remember that i was just about to eat one of my fries when I noticed something mushy and moist and [insert gross color like green or brown] on the end of one of my fries! now I can give it to this NERD!! ” (yes he is a nerd because all he does all day is watch the extended editions of the hobbit, lord of the rings and star wars and eat fat cakes (what the heck is a fat cake? I think it might be like a Twinkie or something)and twinkies(wow so is doesn’t really matter which is which because he eats both(i may have just done that so I didn’t have to Google what a fat cake is (right now I am typing on my iPhone 3gs anyway, which has a broken antenna so i can’t get internet anyway (it’s actually a really funny story that i’ll tell you sometime)))and sit in his man cave with his friend named Joe (an ACTUAL friend, not a fri end)and all Joe does is watch sports like football with bob and all bob does is gamble ferociously (don’t ask(it means he buys all those bags of chips that say “win a free monkey or something if you find a banana in your bag*”(if there is a little star it means there is fine print so I always check the back of the package) *flips over the package* okay, it says: “one of our workers accidentally threw a banana in the packing machine and we don’t want to get sued so we did this promotion thing” cool. Oh wow, this is salt and vinegar! my favourite! i hate cheese and onion.))and that’s pretty much his life, he lives in Jamaica with Naruto and his friends) so you give him that gross fri end he throws up all over you and me and the worker behind the counter who was still making an onion, and THAT is the story of the fri end, not a friend who somehow remembered your name and your phone number / email so he could text you saying he would come to your house soon. *finally takes a breath after typing a few hundred words about fri-ends* so what now? i know, i know, you think i ramble too much and use too many brackets (i don’t) but now i am going to talk about my amAZEing day. first i woke up, ate choco pops for breakfast even tho i always hate it when people say that cause i get jealous and super hungry. then i… umm… yea! that was my day. you know that other person i mentioned before? that flaming chicken person? WELL. i will steal something from that person but do it better. i will… drum roll please … badabadabadabadabadabadabummmmmmmmmmmchshchshchshchshbadabadboumboumpoopoopichypichypichypowpow-crash! *a drum roll was just playing in the background* that drumroll was so long i forget what i was talking about. *scrolls up to see what he was writing about* oh yea! i will make my own FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK! what things do i like? instead of flaming it could be rainbow, instead of chicken it could be fluffysheep and instead of handbook it could be handbook (not very creative, i know) but the total complete name is now to rainbow fluffysheep handbook! to make life easier for you guys, instead of taking random rules out of book willy nilly, i will take them out using my favourite numbers! so, section 5040 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook states that the king of all oddly coloured farm animals (thats me!) is allowed to tell you any part out of this book randomly or if it is his one of his favorite numbers! 5040 is a great number because it is divisible by 60 integers which i don’t know. i’m tired. it is 10:41 and i am getting sleepy… hey hey hey! an intruder! remember that from pokepals rulers of time and darkness or something like that! with piplup and sunflora and chimchar! whaoh piplup is really hard to write on a tiny qwerty keyboard! try it! i realised that asdf is actually written in order on the qwerty keyboard! (just in case you didn’t know, asdf is an amazing short video clips cartoony thing on youtube i first learned bout on flipnote hatena, which is now shut down 😦 ) what if one day they get rid of the qwerty keyboard completely! i will type it out for you just in case one day they get rid of it. Part2?
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. there u go. Goodbye. I’m back! i decided that i should tell you about fonts. i always used the same font for my whole life, called arial. the reason is probably because it is on the top of the list in alphabetical order, and i was too lazy to scroll all the way down. only a few months ago did i finally decide to change my mind. i scrolled for what seemed to be an eternity, and i finally got to… are you ready … arial black. yep, that was my big SCROLLING ADVENTURE! just yesterday, i was typing something on google docs and i found the new best font : roboto. its great! i could choose from FIVE different thicknesses. isn’t that amazing? right now we are driving behind a really slow “farm plastics collection” semi. i think i know someone obsessed with pokemon, but i can’t tell you who it is. he keeps making pokepals references and stuff. wow! you are a very loyal reader! if you have REALLY made it this far then you… get a gold star on your loyalty chart! good job! this is looking to be the longest text ever, considering that this was all written in one day. i don’t understand sandwiches. if you were to eat bread, mayo and tomatoes separately it would be disgusting! you know all those fancy magazines/restaurants that always have really fancy food pictures with meat and brussels sprouts and all the old people say “wow! that looks great!” and you think {bubble thing} “it looks like the worst thing anyone could ever eat” and the you eat it and it tastes surprisingly… WORSE than you imagined! gotta go… im back! ive ive got stuff to say! your probably thinking… HoW DoEs He HaVe So MuCh FrEe TiMe?!?! And the answer is… i don’t. that’s right. this isn’t just some SIDE project. i’ve gotta make time to do this if wanna get the world record. for all i know, the flaming chicken opponent who i will refer to from now on as sam (i don’t know why) is probably still adding to her posts. (i think i picked sam because it sounds like ham which is like cooked meat and so is flaming chicken, so you will remember that now ) i am officially going to make a quote from the rainbow fluffysheep handbook of knowledge and prestige (sounds catchy, huh?) . section 777 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook STATES that the king of oddly colored farm animals (thats me!) is allowed to use whatever font he wants to. [now, i know what your thinking reader, that has nothing to do with anything. but it will come in handy someday (maybe)] sam makes me feels sick! im offended! (probably because i’m jealous of how much is written on that website(i dont even know how to make a website)) I’VE JUST BEEN READING THIS AND I HAVE DISCOVERED A CONSPIRACY! THAT’S RIGHT, I AM WORKING FOR DOCTOR SUESS! YES! i will prove it to you. i mentioned ham and sickness so green eggs and ham somehow! (why is he called doctor suess anyway? he’s not even a doctor *citation needed* and his books are kinda dumb! (funny considering i’m the one making that statement)) talking about eggs, aren’t eggs practically unborn chicken membrane? wouldn’t it be scary if you were casually eating your brembudder (riotous robots reference (wow! serious compilation of alliteration dedication!)) and drinking your tae wit’ da guv’na (england doesn’t even have a govna! *citation needed*)(i’m not even racist i’m just quoting an accent of a race) and you go to crack an egg for your brekkie and BOOM! and unborn chicken embryo starts running towards you, picks up a knife and starts screaming “MAMA! MAMA!” you are so scared that you grab the nearest weaponry (a spoon) and poke the hideous beast. it is unaffected. luckily, the govener of Berwick-Upon-Tweed throws a sugar cube directly into the chicks mouth! as you know, sugar is EXTREMELY poisonous to chicken embryos *citation needed* (no more citations!) and you are saved! i’m sick and tired of citations! i will quote from the official rainbow fluffysheep handbook! section 12345679 (all the mathematicians are nodding their heads while the OCD people are twitching nervously in the corner) says that the king of oddly coloured farm animals does not have any obligation to write if a false piece of information needs a citation. great! now i feel like a free person! free i tell you, free! free from the prison cell i call the boundaries of untrue info. i think since im going to be the president of somewhere someday, i should have great speech here it goes: Hello great people of [name of place]! i am here to tell you; I am going to make [name of place] great again! i am going to lower taxes, but increase happiness! i am going to buy dog sweaters and bowls for people with dogs, and do some renovations on peoples tents! yes, this truly is a new era, the era of Epicness And Coolness! {and so, his tale lived on forever, being passed on generation to generation, living vividly in the hearts of the people.(that last bit sounded like the ending of an Asterix comic.)} i will now PROVE that all these things can happen. the first thing i said was that i will make America (i know, i know, i gave it away and told you the name) place grape again. (yes, that is what i said, bear with me here) i hereby DECLARE that every piece of American soil must be covered in vineyards. someone told me i should do that. i think i heard it through the grapevine (bad jokethat nobody understands) the next step is to lower taxes and raise happiness. to lower taxes i will get rid of all hospitals, and spend the taxes all on building fun playgrounds. this in turn, raises happiness (for the kids and for the non-injured if you know what i mean). finally, i will buy dog sweaters (on sale at your local liquidation world!) and dog bowls (just use l
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Let’s just say by looking at the thumbnail it’s gonna be a masterpiece
Yes
exactly-
Yup
Yup.
Yes
I know it's sad that you're scared of her just because her black spot on her eye but can't we appreciate how perfect the edit is just for 5 seconds?!
Here’s the full video😂 th-cam.com/video/yOk03hPBvaA/w-d-xo.html
@@quandaledingle210 bruh bot
@@quandaledingle210 would’ve clicked it if it didn’t have the emoji, bot.
yep
Nah if that was it ppl would be scared of todoroki so being scared of a mark on a person's face makes no sense for me
Im first 8sec
Congregation👏🏻👏🏻💕💕💕
Noice
Yes ur first
I remember when you had just had 100k and now , ur editing has gone spectacular, you have ur own merch, different channels , it’s a big jump from a regular gacha tuber to a big one , maybe someday you’ll be even better than Rosy Clozy, i have faith in you and I know you can do it!
Here’s the full video😂 th-cam.com/video/yOk03hPBvaA/w-d-xo.html
@@quandaledingle210 What the-
Bro this is so cute tbh, even insecurities can be your beauty but sometimes you just dont see it
Nyx and her friend are an iconic duo, if they grow older i can imagine how stunning and badass their duo would be like
:)
@@Kitty_cats_kit :D
I would literally burst into tears if someone told me that, Nxy is beautiful and doesn't deserve to be judged just because she has a black spot on her face, and I literally feel like giving her a hug.
NXY YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL DON'T LET ANYONE SAY ANOTHER!!
Here’s the full video😂 th-cam.com/video/yOk03hPBvaA/w-d-xo.html
@@quandaledingle210 seriously-_-
I was a
so told things like that but I have a scar on my right side of my face but now I have freinds who don't care about looks 🤧🤧
IT'S GOING TO BE A MASTERPIECE!!!! Every video DB does is AMAZING! I'm so excited to see it🥰 Bona always works so hard on her videos and she deserves all her followers/subscribers! Love you, and nyx and her friend are so cute together🥺
Here’s the full video😂 th-cam.com/video/yOk03hPBvaA/w-d-xo.html
@@quandaledingle210 bruh what is WRONG with you
First! Can i get a pin?
LOVE YOUR VIDS AHAAA ITS AMAZING🥰😍🤩🤩
Can people all stop commenting "this is a masterpiece". They also comment other things, as if they never watched the video. .
I just want to say, you're a great and talented person. You focus on your caracters and give specific ones a deep backstory, you're hardworking and are able to edit wonderful. You started so small, and now look at you! You have over 1M followers! That's really something! I just want to say, and everyone else watching your channel, we are proud of you. Never give up your talents, and don't let any haters bring you down.
~Signed, a fan :]
can i ask y ppl should stop saying this is a masterpiece? ;-; im sorry , but i just wanna know
@@oniVelcroDaze
There was a "trend", where people said "it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece". This was counted as a spam or something and was soon prohibited.
Now, people always comment in DB's channel "i can tell it's going to be a masterpiece". The thing is, the way they write it shows they've commented before even watching the video, but they need to pause it to even comment, this isn't really making any sence, and they usually never comment after the video, none ever talked about the video, the characters, or any other important things.
So I'm questioning, why are they commenting like this? Maybe I'm just overreacting, but I find it kind odd that these people act like that. And this isn't just the first time, it happened a lot, and it's going to continue..
@@CorleoneRauf oh, :( it sounds bad.. I don't like it, will anything happen if they continue to say it?
@@oniVelcroDaze
I'm not sure if anything will happen. But there has to be people who notice that this "masterpiece *TREND* " just doesn't sound right..
@@CorleoneRauf o
Omg it’s so cool ✨💖 and it’s a masterpiece 🫐🍇
Come on, look at your self how beautiful you are😭💞you are amazing person with amazing imagination🥺🥺❤️
I'm crying, thats too adorable, I need help 😭
Your beautiful just the way u are bona! I love ur vids! 😍 this I a masterpiece!!♡
ty for the heart! ♥
It’s truly a MASTERPIECE. I’d never be able to do editing like you do. Keep on doing what you do best!
Awww ur freind is so nice she never gets scared by u and dosint care about how u look she only cares about how u act💖💖💖💕💕💕
Another fun fact: a black spot can mean many things, but if a situation is descibed as a “black spot” than it means it is really bad or likely to cause problems. Which actually makes sense they are scared. Also, many things in real life and in stories are associated with the color black are normally not very good things, such as monsters or darkness, but that doesn’t mean you are bad! Keep up the good work!
Bro i wish id edit like you like omgg?? ITS SO AMAZING 💞
YOUR SUCH A GOOD EDITER
Ikr
hope you all are doing good and your biggest dreams come true.
ps my dream is to have 1k subcribers one day💕..............
🤩🤩🤩So amazing😍😍😍
ILYSM Bona, you’re one of the reasons I started yt and tt, without u I don’t know what I’d be doing now. Cg on all of your supporters and never listen to the haters there just jealous that you’re so amazing!❤️😭
Imane:Bona I got this music too it was from @Ocean gleam
I am first pin pls!
Its ok if u dont want to!!❤️
Not trying to be rude but ur not first
It's good that there are such people in life :)
After all, I had the same.. But that's in the past!😌❤
Qué lindo video es muy lindo el video tu☺️🤗☺️🤗❤️💙
Ugh!! Stop , I’m calling the gacha police!!
Why?
Beacuse ur amazing at editing😤
That’s illegal 😔
(Joke)
YEAH I've been waiting for this for a LONG TIME.
Omg this is so cuute. I feel like maybe this would happen to me if I were to go to public school. I was born disabled and with like 3 rare diseases (NOT CONTAGIOUS ITS FINE IT JUST EFFECTS HOW MY BODY WORKS) so yeah
Omg it's a masterpiece love it bona
Omg!! that’s so sweet! And your totally right! anyways! LOVE IT 🥰
Awwwww this is so wholesome 😭😭✨✨❤️
literally im so happy i clicked this.
Ekk it’s about to start 30 seconds
HI DB Ur vid is going to be the best masterpice i will ever see 🄺🄴🄴🄿 🄸🅃 🅄🄿~
FIRST and i love you vids!!!!💖💖💖
first!! i bet this will be amaze
Not to be rude.. But ur not first, but u r second
"Nobody is born ugly, we were just born in a Judgemental society."
-a wise person
Bona você é incrível ✨🇧🇷🦋ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
This is perfect bona!!
This is so cute I just got a cat with a similar mark on his face I didn’t far then but I looked at him he looked so malnourished so I had to adopt him and I named him “Xyn” like your oc’s brother
Ahh yes. Everyone is beautiful just the way they are 😍♥👏. Amazing vid as always
Funfact: the girl that said your beauty never ever scared me is most likely to be bona's sis and she(the girl that said)has a "+" type mark on her forehead that's why she took bona's side
:)thanks for reading beautiful!
Your vids are always so good you are just so talented I hope you see this have a good day :)
Love the edit
Can you plz do your forger in one video
Pretty plz or maybe anya 🙏🙏🙏🙏
I think it will look cool in your style more than anyone and the video is amazing btw
I think we should all take this as an example, albeit in a fictional story
This is actually just like me I swear no lie but I have this dark coffee birth mark colour on my forehead. when I was young people used make fun of me but, I had this one friend who was the best but this is a master piece
I hate ppl how do not like ppl diffrent from they
It dosn't mater how you look it's your porsnlity if good or toxic
(bad eingils)
I like how bona never change the thumbnail she never did!!!
I love u devil bona ur the best😁😁😁
Is the black hair girl a child version of Zendia, DB?
Hi Bona I’m a very big fan!
We all are❤️
hope you all are doing well and your biggest dreams come true.
ps my dream is to have 1k subcribers one day💕............
The edits are too good, there is no possible way you are human
A FRIEND LIKE THAT YOUR SO LUCKY BONA 😜👍👍👍👍
I haven’t even watched it and I already know it’s gonna be a master PEIce ❤
Too beautiful and too well done as usual you are the best continuous like that
HI
Hey
Hi
Amazing pin please
I made fanart for you!!! ❤️
I love your edits! :D
I love this so muchhhhhhh
I cant wait to it to start! (Sry bad english) Edit: i just watched it and its amazing!
Amazing vid
I'm early who else is
Hiiiiiii 😁
I love your videos, i also love the song choice :D
I'm so excited 🌸🦋
😍🥰💙ㅑㅣ 퍙대 ㄷ ㅡㅐㅣ새 ㅠ디ㅣㅐ!셔>>>>>
Your videos are amazing! You are my idol!💜
I saw it in Tik Tok 😏
I love it!! hope I can be like you one day! ❤️❤️😍
Omg I love your edit s you inspire me everyday keep up the hard work!💅
Devil bona canavar değil sen çok iyisin 🤙🏻😏
I love your videos bona! you inspire me alot:)
Can i have the oc the other onethe black hair oc? I wanna create a vidwith u!!
Bootiful editing👌🏽 Its a masterpiece💙🖤
Amazing I love all of your vids!!
I love you bona
Master piece ik it omg I’m 9 minutes late
Hi!!! Your vidéo is wow congrat 👏👏👏❤
Masterpiece
art is just amazing just amazing and beautiful
I REALY WANNA SEE U IN REALIFE PLS MAKE SOTHING:(
I love it
Hello
so inlove with this❤️
the song gives it alot of emotion😊
I would be Nyx Friend 😊😊😊😊😇
amazing
I love it! Reminds me of the saying “don’t judge a book by its cover”
Even those kids think you're scary with the mark I think you're still beautiful
This is gonna be wonderful masterpiece ❤️❤️
The oc's are so cute oml😭😭😭😭😭😭
omggg i love it videos that so amazing😭
I am going to do it. I have made up my mind. These are the first few words of the new… the best … the Longest Text In The Entire History Of The Known Universe! This Has To Have Over 35,000 words the beat the current world record set by that person who made that flaming chicken handbooky thingy. I might just be saying random things the whole time I type in this so you might get confused a lot. I just discovered something terrible. autocorrect is on!! no!!! this has to be crazy, so I will have to break all the English language rules and the basic knowledge of the average human being. I am not an average human being, however I am special. no no no, not THAT kind of special ;). Why do people send that wink face! it always gives me nightmares! it can make a completely normal sentence creepy. imagine you are going to a friend’s house, so you text this: [ see you soon 🙂 ] seems normal, right? But what is you add the word semi to that colon? (Is that right? or is it the other way around) what is you add a lorry to that briquettes? (Semi-truck to that coal-on) anyway, back to the point: [ see you soon 😉 ]THAT IS JUST SO CREEPY! is that really your friend, or is it a creepy stalker watching your every move? Or even worse, is it your friend who is a creepy stalker? maybe you thought it was your friend, but it was actually your fri end (let me explain: you are happily in McDonalds, getting fat while eating yummy food and some random dude walks up and blots out the sun (he looks like a regular here) you can’t see anything else than him, so you can’t try to avoid eye contact. he finishes eating his cheeseburger (more like horseburgher(I learned that word from the merchant of Venice(which is a good play(if you can understand it(I can cause I got a special book with all the words in readable English written on the side of the page(which is kinda funny because Shakespeare was supposed to be a good poet but no-one can understand him(and he’s racist in act 2 scene1 of the play too))))))) and sits down beside you , like you are old pals (you’ve never met him before but he looks like he could be in some weird cult) he clears his throat and asks you a very personal question. “can i have some French fries?” (I don’t know why there called French fries when I’ve never seen a French person eat fries! all they eat it is stuff like baguettes and crêpes and rats named ratty-two-ee which is a really fun game on the PlayStation 2) And you think {bubbly cloud thinking bubble} “Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehheheheheh…..heeeheehe..hehe… sigh. I remember that i was just about to eat one of my fries when I noticed something mushy and moist and [insert gross color like green or brown] on the end of one of my fries! now I can give it to this NERD!! ” (yes he is a nerd because all he does all day is watch the extended editions of the hobbit, lord of the rings and star wars and eat fat cakes (what the heck is a fat cake? I think it might be like a Twinkie or something)and twinkies(wow so is doesn’t really matter which is which because he eats both(i may have just done that so I didn’t have to Google what a fat cake is (right now I am typing on my iPhone 3gs anyway, which has a broken antenna so i can’t get internet anyway (it’s actually a really funny story that i’ll tell you sometime)))and sit in his man cave with his friend named Joe (an ACTUAL friend, not a fri end)and all Joe does is watch sports like football with bob and all bob does is gamble ferociously (don’t ask(it means he buys all those bags of chips that say “win a free monkey or something if you find a banana in your bag*”(if there is a little star it means there is fine print so I always check the back of the package) *flips over the package* okay, it says: “one of our workers accidentally threw a banana in the packing machine and we don’t want to get sued so we did this promotion thing” cool. Oh wow, this is salt and vinegar! my favourite! i hate cheese and onion.))and that’s pretty much his life, he lives in Jamaica with Naruto and his friends) so you give him that gross fri end he throws up all over you and me and the worker behind the counter who was still making an onion, and THAT is the story of the fri end, not a friend who somehow remembered your name and your phone number / email so he could text you saying he would come to your house soon. *finally takes a breath after typing a few hundred words about fri-ends* so what now? i know, i know, you think i ramble too much and use too many brackets (i don’t) but now i am going to talk about my amAZEing day. first i woke up, ate choco pops for breakfast even tho i always hate it when people say that cause i get jealous and super hungry. then i… umm… yea! that was my day. you know that other person i mentioned before? that flaming chicken person? WELL. i will steal something from that person but do it better. i will… drum roll please … badabadabadabadabadabadabummmmmmmmmmmchshchshchshchshbadabadboumboumpoopoopichypichypichypowpow-crash! *a drum roll was just playing in the background* that drumroll was so long i forget what i was talking about. *scrolls up to see what he was writing about* oh yea! i will make my own FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK! what things do i like? instead of flaming it could be rainbow, instead of chicken it could be fluffysheep and instead of handbook it could be handbook (not very creative, i know) but the total complete name is now to rainbow fluffysheep handbook! to make life easier for you guys, instead of taking random rules out of book willy nilly, i will take them out using my favourite numbers! so, section 5040 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook states that the king of all oddly coloured farm animals (thats me!) is allowed to tell you any part out of this book randomly or if it is his one of his favorite numbers! 5040 is a great number because it is divisible by 60 integers which i don’t know. i’m tired. it is 10:41 and i am getting sleepy… hey hey hey! an intruder! remember that from pokepals rulers of time and darkness or something like that! with piplup and sunflora and chimchar! whaoh piplup is really hard to write on a tiny qwerty keyboard! try it! i realised that asdf is actually written in order on the qwerty keyboard! (just in case you didn’t know, asdf is an amazing short video clips cartoony thing on youtube i first learned bout on flipnote hatena, which is now shut down 😦 ) what if one day they get rid of the qwerty keyboard completely! i will type it out for you just in case one day they get rid of it. Part2?
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. there u go. Goodbye. I’m back! i decided that i should tell you about fonts. i always used the same font for my whole life, called arial. the reason is probably because it is on the top of the list in alphabetical order, and i was too lazy to scroll all the way down. only a few months ago did i finally decide to change my mind. i scrolled for what seemed to be an eternity, and i finally got to… are you ready … arial black. yep, that was my big SCROLLING ADVENTURE! just yesterday, i was typing something on google docs and i found the new best font : roboto. its great! i could choose from FIVE different thicknesses. isn’t that amazing? right now we are driving behind a really slow “farm plastics collection” semi. i think i know someone obsessed with pokemon, but i can’t tell you who it is. he keeps making pokepals references and stuff. wow! you are a very loyal reader! if you have REALLY made it this far then you… get a gold star on your loyalty chart! good job! this is looking to be the longest text ever, considering that this was all written in one day. i don’t understand sandwiches. if you were to eat bread, mayo and tomatoes separately it would be disgusting! you know all those fancy magazines/restaurants that always have really fancy food pictures with meat and brussels sprouts and all the old people say “wow! that looks great!” and you think {bubble thing} “it looks like the worst thing anyone could ever eat” and the you eat it and it tastes surprisingly… WORSE than you imagined! gotta go… im back! ive ive got stuff to say! your probably thinking… HoW DoEs He HaVe So MuCh FrEe TiMe?!?! And the answer is… i don’t. that’s right. this isn’t just some SIDE project. i’ve gotta make time to do this if wanna get the world record. for all i know, the flaming chicken opponent who i will refer to from now on as sam (i don’t know why) is probably still adding to her posts. (i think i picked sam because it sounds like ham which is like cooked meat and so is flaming chicken, so you will remember that now ) i am officially going to make a quote from the rainbow fluffysheep handbook of knowledge and prestige (sounds catchy, huh?) . section 777 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook STATES that the king of oddly colored farm animals (thats me!) is allowed to use whatever font he wants to. [now, i know what your thinking reader, that has nothing to do with anything. but it will come in handy someday (maybe)] sam makes me feels sick! im offended! (probably because i’m jealous of how much is written on that website(i dont even know how to make a website)) I’VE JUST BEEN READING THIS AND I HAVE DISCOVERED A CONSPIRACY! THAT’S RIGHT, I AM WORKING FOR DOCTOR SUESS! YES! i will prove it to you. i mentioned ham and sickness so green eggs and ham somehow! (why is he called doctor suess anyway? he’s not even a doctor *citation needed* and his books are kinda dumb! (funny considering i’m the one making that statement)) talking about eggs, aren’t eggs practically unborn chicken membrane? wouldn’t it be scary if you were casually eating your brembudder (riotous robots reference (wow! serious compilation of alliteration dedication!)) and drinking your tae wit’ da guv’na (england doesn’t even have a govna! *citation needed*)(i’m not even racist i’m just quoting an accent of a race) and you go to crack an egg for your brekkie and BOOM! and unborn chicken embryo starts running towards you, picks up a knife and starts screaming “MAMA! MAMA!” you are so scared that you grab the nearest weaponry (a spoon) and poke the hideous beast. it is unaffected. luckily, the govener of Berwick-Upon-Tweed throws a sugar cube directly into the chicks mouth! as you know, sugar is EXTREMELY poisonous to chicken embryos *citation needed* (no more citations!) and you are saved! i’m sick and tired of citations! i will quote from the official rainbow fluffysheep handbook! section 12345679 (all the mathematicians are nodding their heads while the OCD people are twitching nervously in the corner) says that the king of oddly coloured farm animals does not have any obligation to write if a false piece of information needs a citation. great! now i feel like a free person! free i tell you, free! free from the prison cell i call the boundaries of untrue info. i think since im going to be the president of somewhere someday, i should have great speech here it goes: Hello great people of [name of place]! i am here to tell you; I am going to make [name of place] great again! i am going to lower taxes, but increase happiness! i am going to buy dog sweaters and bowls for people with dogs, and do some renovations on peoples tents! yes, this truly is a new era, the era of Epicness And Coolness! {and so, his tale lived on forever, being passed on generation to generation, living vividly in the hearts of the people.(that last bit sounded like the ending of an Asterix comic.)} i will now PROVE that all these things can happen. the first thing i said was that i will make America (i know, i know, i gave it away and told you the name) place grape again. (yes, that is what i said, bear with me here) i hereby DECLARE that every piece of American soil must be covered in vineyards. someone told me i should do that. i think i heard it through the grapevine (bad jokethat nobody understands) the next step is to lower taxes and raise happiness. to lower taxes i will get rid of all hospitals, and spend the taxes all on building fun playgrounds. this in turn, raises happiness (for the kids and for the non-injured if you know what i mean). finally, i will buy dog sweaters (on sale at your local liquidation world!) and dog bowls (just use l
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✨️Amazing Bona!!!✨️🖤
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Let's appreciate her hard work that she worked hard for making those videos.