The reason people talk when they poop is cooked into your monkey brain. Pause. *OUR* monkey brain. You're vulnerable when you're pooping. You want to know someone has your back. Notice how cats follow you to the bathroom? They got your back. Its also why they make eye contact with you when *they* are pooping. I'm 40. I remember a lot more conversation in public restrooms when I was younger. You talk while pooping too. You are just texting. Because you aren't just vulnerable. You're *bored.* So you talk. Or do *something.* Also, if you just fired off a machine-gun cadence of wet plopping sharts that sounded like godzilla just got slapped in the face with a whoopie cushion full of butterscotch pudding by the megazord, played through a megaphone into the mic at a metallica concert while the speakers exploded, you gotta at least acknowledge it. "Whooo. Taco Bell, amiright?" Anyway... thats all. Gotta wipe now.
18:10 nahhhhhh, for context, someone put a kitten in a blender, and a kitten in a microwave, like no edits and crap just put em in there and recorded them dying
At 12:58 the joke was referencing Marvin Heemeyer who modified his tractor and started destroying infrastructure in Granby CO he caused roughly 7 million dollars in damages before getting his “killdozer” stuck and killed himself when confronted by police
Aaron should’ve brought on one of The Boys for this challenge. So, if he actually said the word and one of The Boys tried to call him out for it, they’d get cancelled. 😂
23:45 If you want the actual quote from this screenshot, Mr. Krabs found out Squidward threw his old mattress out in favor of a new one, he got mad because all his life's money was in that mattress and Squidward just said "Haven't you ever heard of a bank?!"
18:20 for those who are wondering. He was a blogger in china. He made a video about him putting a live cat into a blender and turning it on. After that, he proceeded to put the cat inside a microwave. He was shortly caught after a while and was only sent to jail for 2 months. Truly inhumane and evil..
28:36 Lyrics "I'm sorry you've been misinformed this is just a never ending labyrinth and nothing more, and these circles of fear chasing crys of children that seem so near. Out of reach, you will never find them. Ooooh Don't you see, this is how your story ends.
“And the bed starts creaking harder…” AAAYYYYOOOOO!!!!! “And the Vietnam Flashbacks begin…” (heh heh, I made it darker, heh heh) But seriously, though: FBI, OPEN UP!!!!
18:21 basically there was a video from like a year ago of a guy putting a cat in a blender and then a microwave, his adress got leaked on twitter and i think he got arrested or smth
Bruh first beating up Alligators, and now Sharks? Bruh Aaron is a beast! Like a real Bear! 😂
Yup
Tru
My brother in Christ THAT IS RICK ROSS
@@DR_L3G0 Can't take a joke huh?
“Yeah BABY!!”
- *Moist(Z0)Kr1t1kal*
“Is that how the fuck you spell it”
- *Me having to endure a Honkai: Star Rail ad*
6:00 THAT'S CRAZY! I aint even hear it till Mikey pointed it out
32:24
when he started saying rap monkey i actually reacted the same as Aaron before laughing when I realized we both reacted at the same time.
Aaron attacking dads because he ain’t got one
I will thunder clap your cheeks so hard they'd start recoiling around the globe, causing planetary turbulence😅
I mean...you probs not wrong
A Florida man is now kicking sharks
Again showing Aaron’s full power today
Correction: 1% of his power
@@berserker706na less in cannon Aaron can go toe to toe with shaggy
@@ExodiaTheD1HATER I don't know Mikey must be powerful as well when he snuck up on Aron
This guy in the thumbnail is going to beat the whole animal kingdom.
Nah fr boys out there Messi with a great white wit his feet
15:30 for anyone wondering the song is "Hardy boyz Wwe theme song"
33:04 got me so bad! I wasn’t expecting those drawings. 🤣
The reason people talk when they poop is cooked into your monkey brain. Pause. *OUR* monkey brain. You're vulnerable when you're pooping. You want to know someone has your back. Notice how cats follow you to the bathroom? They got your back. Its also why they make eye contact with you when *they* are pooping.
I'm 40. I remember a lot more conversation in public restrooms when I was younger. You talk while pooping too. You are just texting.
Because you aren't just vulnerable. You're *bored.*
So you talk. Or do *something.*
Also, if you just fired off a machine-gun cadence of wet plopping sharts that sounded like godzilla just got slapped in the face with a whoopie cushion full of butterscotch pudding by the megazord, played through a megaphone into the mic at a metallica concert while the speakers exploded, you gotta at least acknowledge it.
"Whooo. Taco Bell, amiright?"
Anyway... thats all. Gotta wipe now.
5:54 *Mission Failed, We’ll Get ‘Em Next Time*
(Insert sus trollface meme here)
23:18 Bro not even Captain America got the facilities for that Behemoth. 💀
Thanks for the upload I was getting bored. Appreciate it Mikey and Aaron.
18:10 nahhhhhh, for context, someone put a kitten in a blender, and a kitten in a microwave, like no edits and crap just put em in there and recorded them dying
I like how you keep calling Mike dark when the difference between you two is 11: 59pm and midnight.
Aaron at 5:57 of this video: this is when he realized, he fucked up 😅
Hey man but that’s a whole day apart
damn bro another 1 hour comp? I'm not even finished with the other one keep it up guys
9:46 got me crying
If this was a try not to laugh it would have been game over for me within the first 20 seconds
Last night shouldn't have been that hilarious 😂🤣!
I'm kinda glad it didn't make this cut😅
(sorry for laughing Aaron)
5:40 chat's like "Furry or Mascot", but i'd say it's "Lost bet"
9:29 Actually got me dead.
12:24 Mr. krabs tryna escape your stomach Mikey 😭🤣
At 12:58 the joke was referencing Marvin Heemeyer who modified his tractor and started destroying infrastructure in Granby CO he caused roughly 7 million dollars in damages before getting his “killdozer” stuck and killed himself when confronted by police
11:51 they didn't have to do Aaron that dirty bro 😂
Aaron should’ve brought on one of The Boys for this challenge.
So, if he actually said the word and one of The Boys tried to call him out for it, they’d get cancelled. 😂
U want them to be cancelled?
23:45 If you want the actual quote from this screenshot, Mr. Krabs found out Squidward threw his old mattress out in favor of a new one, he got mad because all his life's money was in that mattress and Squidward just said "Haven't you ever heard of a bank?!"
this is the best video i’ve ever seen ong
AARON 5:49 / YUP THATS SKULL 7:20 / AYO 9:30 / AARON TELL STORY 10:40 / MIKEY FT AARON TINY DANCE 11:24 / FACTS 12:34 / AARON 22:29
THE JOKES 33:04 / SIMBA?? 40:28 / W MOUNTAIN 42:36 / MIKEY FT AARON TINY DANCE 45:41 / W JOKE 46:18 / AARON PRESS 56:00 /
AMERICA....
33:07 Biblically Accurate Mickey
an hour long video that i watch throughout the day, thank you for this, it was fun.
5:50 ladie and gentlemen we gottum
20:01 As a Canadian I can confirm that we DO have Popeyes, I live 5 minutes away from one
10:07 bro that fucking "OHHHHHHHHHH" made me spill my drink when I was looking away for half a second
If y'all didn't know bull sharks can live in both fresh and saltwater.
34:51 Omni-Man switched professions. 🤣💀
This dude Arron was mad ASF at Mikey this night🤣
38:28 good lord imma need a link
same we need the @
I’m in Canada and there’s popyes everywhere 😂 20:16
Facts! I've been eating there since 2013 in Toronto. They are everywhere.
Aaron gonna have shock collar pregnancy simulator while at a carnival Dunk Tank over an Ice bath filled with toasters by the end of this video.
2:37 farzar is the shows name
5:34 DID ANYONE NOTICE THE LOUD SCREAM ON THE BACK?!!!!!
I like to see Aaron try kicking a wild matured male Bengal Tiger in Asia.
😂
29:31 the "sin" in the back had me Rollin 🤣🤣🤣
18:20 for those who are wondering. He was a blogger in china. He made a video about him putting a live cat into a blender and turning it on. After that, he proceeded to put the cat inside a microwave. He was shortly caught after a while and was only sent to jail for 2 months.
Truly inhumane and evil..
Nah why was this man lip licking like that tho? 3:00 😂💀
0:23 That would be crazy indeed
20:05 we got em now Aaron.. but im kinda pissed i didnt get em till i was already a man
Aaron always trying to escape punishment for failing a challenge, typical
PLEASE I NEED the original to this 15:10 IM DEAD
@jhodvillueva7265 did you ever find the name of the song cuz I've been searching for it 15:30
@@deanryder5325 nope
22:45 yo Aaron what you doing against Omni man huh. That’s what I thought.
20:47 we do have Popeyes
18:11 Yoooooo there was this video on Twitter of a dude putting a LIVE CAT IN A BLENDER TURNING IT ON SND THEN PUTTING THE CAT IN THE MICROWAVE
28:36 Lyrics
"I'm sorry you've been misinformed this is just a never ending labyrinth and nothing more, and these circles of fear chasing crys of children that seem so near.
Out of reach, you will never find them.
Ooooh
Don't you see, this is how your story ends.
40:01 like a car comin down the road with both doors open
After six days straight of 12 hour shifts if feels great to watch the boys in internet city gawd I wish I could have a friend group like them😂🤣
First..... wtf?
This man is starting to become unstoppable.
13:40 Winter Soldier.
I'm with Aaron on that one, you can beat up a ghost. Get those silver knuckles swinging and that ghost is outta there
I just now realized how similar Light Yagami and Adolf Hitler were.
27:08 not the typical classic music to an epic explosion hilarious 😂
35:21 insane right here Breath, Caust ofc, all hits fr
Syndrome Merica'
9:57 the evolution of Chris Tyson
Bro DuckyDee and Internet City would be an elite collab
12:12 bruh find his dad? They couldn't even find enough of him
11:54 is just an OMFG moment.
aaron is so big.
Not sure what Aaron's sources is but we do indeed have popeyes in Canada, had for a while too
31:34 we GYATT to break the law
46:Dude came in with a dodge and side strike.
Tim Hortons is more than just a donut shop 😅. They do a lot all sorts of breakfast brunch and lunch options
14:10 More Toonzies though?
W Internetcity frfr.
8:18 💀
9:22 THATS HIS SISTER MIKEY😭
Aaron rly hates those animals
6:39 Bro was NOT okay
6:42 I thought Aron was becoming Carti for a second
Duckydee and these two would make a fire reaction video 😂
15:31 Song name? I remember hearing this before, but i dont know the name
Did you ever find the name of the song? Cuz I've been looking for it too. 15:37
26:16 Nah bro the fusion would be called "Coolit"
“And the bed starts creaking harder…” AAAYYYYOOOOO!!!!!
“And the Vietnam Flashbacks begin…”
(heh heh, I made it darker, heh heh)
But seriously, though: FBI, OPEN UP!!!!
5:16 nah if i had the confidence... "Hail satan"
If Aaron joined that Boys, wouldn't that make him the Token Boy of the Boys?😂
Nah this on a whole other level 😂
5:54 Aaron N word moment.😂
Less than an hour gang!!!
12:57 that's the killdozer right?
Yes it is
13:05 his town government and people did him dirty so he bulldozed a good bit of the town.
2:56 bro game recognize game
Already the first clip is wild lol. IcyHot lmao
What’s this over? A supreme sized burrito!!!???
19:56 I don't know who told you that Canada doesn't have Popeyes but we do
18:21 basically there was a video from like a year ago of a guy putting a cat in a blender and then a microwave, his adress got leaked on twitter and i think he got arrested or smth
0:35 OMG I SAW THIS ON THE REDDIT LMAO!!!
What show is that?
Yeah what that show is ?
Compared to that old picture you can tell that Aaron has lost a lot of weight
I can tell the father one hurt. Then Mikey added to it
nah mickey was spittin on that freestyle frfr
My favourites 1:50 5:46 8:16 13:16 31:53 33:05
Aaron as a Canadian I can confirm we do in fact have Popeyes
Someone please tell me what that show was in the first minute of this video😂😂 gotta watch it
Love Deadpool and Ed, Edd, and Eddie. So i had to watch the Deadpool but it's Ed, Edd, and Eddie. Love it.
Sault Ste Marie, ON has a pop eyes. It's a border city but the restaurant is on the Canadian side so they do have pop eyes.