I knew a guy who worked at a pizza place. At the end of a shift, he would make himself a mutant pizza... ie. ridiculous amount of cheese, pepperoni , shrimp... he was a stoner too, so he was probably high when thinking those pizzas up. He didn't last too long at that job
i am a native spanish speaker, so english is a language that i had to learn. And i Love Theo´s accent. So rythmic, would fit perfect in a tarantino movie.
@@tamarat0rres no need for hostile water boarding like that. I drive for a local company that hauls treated human waste to farms to be used as fertilizer. Never wanted to and never have worked for a large carrier organization.
It's important to take yourself out on a date or whatever and spend a weird amount of money. Whether it's a rich-person sandwich or an expensive steak and beer. Depriving yourself of that for life is weird and depressing.
Lamb is pretty common in Europe.. in Germany you can get Lamb on every corner in a Turkey Khebab anytime of the day for like five bucks. I always mix some chicken meat in it with nice salat and Tzaziki.. it's freaking delicious..
@reconz 82299 I like pork belly we have like hundreds of different versions of marinade for it (you can buy it for your summer Barbecue for example) but I don't know if I would put it in a bun.. we usually eat it with baguettes or bread using knife and fork..
Now when I want to fall asleep I close my eyes and see that rich dude and I count the chunks of lamb as he chucks em out. Counting chunks of sheep is the new counting sheep.
There’s this taco truck down the road from me and they will purposely mix the meats , chicken and steak mix up is okay but they be messing up giving you lamb , beef tongue an all 😂 all these rich girls every day think they eating chicken 😅😂 support your local food vendors ! 😂😂😂
Funny thing is it's a big scottish/english food, the southern US was heavily settled by scots. Quite interesting Theo's never heard of people eating it hahahaha. But that's kind of his charm, it's a normal food but he's like "OH HELL NAH"
in summary: groyvère, saintscière, bouillabaise, brie - the best french cheeses. rich people like Früncharoy V eat these french cheeses with their uppity prasciatto and lambscallion chunks
That Gruyére and Prosciutto pronunciation combo was Mad
It's always going to be prossiotto to me now.
Fr I didn't know what he was trying to say until I read your comment. Every time I hear the word prosciutto from now on, I will think of this clip.
I thought he was trying to say gravy in a fancy way 😅. Love you Theo
I knew the gruyére was wild, but I didn't even understand he was trying to say prosciutto it was so bad lmao
It was great.
Love how it went from a joke to a cold hard lesson "one day ima have me something nice"
If you saw a lamb you would pet it or look at it while you’re trying to sleep 😂😂😂
Give him a list of all the cheeses and hams and have Theo read it out loud. Would make my day
"Nibble snackin on the lord doin 45 mph in a school zone"😂😂
Lol!!.. That might’ve been the best string of words I’ve ever heard
Shauntee ShaBrie Crandall lol
That's probably a real person out there somewhere
@@jburche2100%
This one killed me ! 😂😅 “don’t eat it” I’m dead 😂🤣😂🤣
forreal when I work at a rich restaurant and get to eat the food at the end of the night I feel like I’m stealin somethin
Working in nice restaurants is the cheat code for eating way better than you could otherwise afford.
In Theo’s mind it’s ethical to eat a Vietnamese person but not lamb 😂
He's just followin' tha Lord baby
@Pamela Pamela Who tf is that?
@@outdoorloser4340LOL where in the bible does it say to eat a Vietnamese!?? hahahh
As an Australian, your Prohibition on Lamb is a declaration of war.
Laugh per second ratio is off the charts..😂
Sit-down comedy freestyle master Theo is just pure joy
He's so nonsensical sometimes I can't help but smile lmao
You got my sub for life this is high quality conversation
Sub sandwich?
Holy shit I’m gonna stop watching sports and just watch Theo.
im way to high for this HAHAHAHAHAHA
That Proscioto 😂
Prosciauto
“Nibble snackin’ on the Lord, doin’ 45mph in a school zone”
I knew a guy who worked at a pizza place. At the end of a shift, he would make himself a mutant pizza... ie. ridiculous amount of cheese, pepperoni , shrimp... he was a stoner too, so he was probably high when thinking those pizzas up.
He didn't last too long at that job
Always count on you to put a smile on my face😹I can't thank you enough for that💟
i am a native spanish speaker, so english is a language that i had to learn. And i Love Theo´s accent. So rythmic, would fit perfect in a tarantino movie.
Theo is like a real life Tarantino character
This dude sounds like every single person I grew up with. My only concern is that this is how all the adults I talk to think I sound
Theo's trolling/comedy style is beyond belief
@@pamelapamela1do you mean, fuck? That F word?😂
I love Theo. Just genuine.
Love your podcast and videos my dude. You keep me laughing all damn day while I’m driving this rig. I’m putting Reserve La on the map gang gang.
@@tamarat0rres no need for hostile water boarding like that. I drive for a local company that hauls treated human waste to farms to be used as fertilizer. Never wanted to and never have worked for a large carrier organization.
Theo has been giving us the good gruyvere for years now.
I was really looking forward to seeing that sandwich not gonna lie
"Nibble snacking on the Lord"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Nibble snackin on the lord”😂🤣
Now I need to get me one of them rich people sandwiches, and I don't really eat a lot of sandwiches
@cb8911and if they toast it, ooof 🤌
Hahaha
As a European I can honestly say it's overrated.
Same I havnt eaten a rich person in too long
@@gossamerglenn6714 you get it
It's important to take yourself out on a date or whatever and spend a weird amount of money. Whether it's a rich-person sandwich or an expensive steak and beer. Depriving yourself of that for life is weird and depressing.
This is probably the hardest I’m gonna laugh today
TV's Extra Ordinary
I swear his drawl got thicker for this one 🤣
Lamb is pretty common in Europe.. in Germany you can get Lamb on every corner in a Turkey Khebab anytime of the day for like five bucks. I always mix some chicken meat in it with nice salat and Tzaziki.. it's freaking delicious..
The Doner Kebab is the greatest food on planet Earth.
@@peterkovach8655 Well.. pretty much^^ I would take it over any American Burger any time of the day..
@reconz 82299 I like pork belly we have like hundreds of different versions of marinade for it (you can buy it for your summer Barbecue for example) but I don't know if I would put it in a bun.. we usually eat it with baguettes or bread using knife and fork..
You do not have to be rich to eat like a king.
Bruh, have you seen the price of fillet steak lately!? Fuck!
@@davidkymdell452 thats when you get a $5 round steak, throw it on the grill and make it taste like a filet
Theo Von droppping harrrrrd hints on what not to hunt 😱😂😂😂😂
Half of the words in this video are truly not real words lol
Now when I want to fall asleep I close my eyes and see that rich dude and I count the chunks of lamb as he chucks em out. Counting chunks of sheep is the new counting sheep.
YOU hit different my man. love ya im about to do 11 hours drive to see your show in canada boiiii. gang gang
Damn son. Drive safe!
Your man?
@@Vertical-sandwiches UR DAMN RIGHT
"Look at it while you are trying to go to sleep." Does he mean like counting sheep? 😂
"Nibble snackin on the lord" hahaha
Does Theo think there are people out there hunting lambs? 😂
Stttt, I see one I see one, BAM!
Haven't you ever watched that 'lamb hunter' show on discovery?
its a joke hence why he's called a comedian
@@sk33t_38 I know hence why I am joking
@@Omar-qf2dg more of a statement really
"One huge rich hitter" 😂
Every time I hear Theo speak I realize how truly complex the human mind can be.
Never knew lamb was a "fancy"/uncommon thing in America, here in Aus its pretty much as common as pork or beef.
🧀Dang ol' MUNSTER..?🧀 Dang ol' Smoked Gouda..?🧀 Schooot..!
The world is your sandwich now Theo. You deserve some cold cuts of camel or sumptin
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Little Fauntleroy the Vth catching them in his jaw
🤣🤣Lambert, member? That Sheepish Lion, that sheep with a dam mayne, but he was no Lobster eating Kitty he was the real deal.
Now I need a reboot of Silence of the Lambs with Theo as Agent Starling.
Theo gotta have neurolink in his brain already, he comes up with the slickest verbiage
Those darn Franch people😂😂
I hope you can have yourself that samich one day Theo.
Getting Jeff Foxworthy vibes at 1:25
I feel like so many people do what Theo did, eat off the scraps of the wealthy, thinking “Someday that’s gonna be me, bro.”
@@kxjab you right gang
Good job buddy
Theos a genius
Prawceeatto 💀 💀 💀
You look at a lamb while you're trying to go to sleep... I swear i've never heard jokes like yours..😂... Funniest mf I ever listened to
Damn lamb drive by in the rich hood.
I could go for a rich man or a poor man sandwich right about now
Current boycots: bud light, lamb. What else preacher theo?!?
I promise I won't hunt lambs Theo lmao
patience being careful to use regardless respobsility , learning it’s caring about good risk.
Straight nibble snackin
Lamb of God is a great band
Imagine not knowing who Theo Von is and this clip shows up on your feed
There’s this taco truck down the road from me and they will purposely mix the meats , chicken and steak mix up is okay but they be messing up giving you lamb , beef tongue an all 😂 all these rich girls every day think they eating chicken 😅😂 support your local food vendors ! 😂😂😂
Gruy-vere!😂😂😂
Lmfao, one huge rich hitter!
Theo my boy put the shades on 👀👀👀
Wait until Theo hears about what animal they commonly eat near the Mediterranean
"NIBBLE SNACKIN' ON THE LORD" Anyone ever tell you that you are a funny guy?
Lamb is common fast food in most countries in europe lmao, you never heard of a lamb doner?
You need to come back to Houston again, you were absolutely hilarious
TV's an ET 👽
Lamb is an Australian staple
Theo Von - the most interesting man in the world. Best channel my guy.
I can’t H-U-N-T, without a H-I-N-T
After that fantastic story bro I'm goin to get off my ace n make me a 6inch stacked filet mignon beast of a sandwich! Hoo's hungry now son!!!!
Prosciutto with a little wine
I read the title and this was an easy skip, but saw it was from Theo and it was an easy click 😂
It's official, I have subscribed to Theo Von.
I’m eating lamb cutlets watching this as Theo tells me off 😂 it’s as normal as chicken here down under 🤙
Funny thing is it's a big scottish/english food, the southern US was heavily settled by scots. Quite interesting Theo's never heard of people eating it hahahaha. But that's kind of his charm, it's a normal food but he's like "OH HELL NAH"
Bruh, you're either having lamb cutlets for brekkie or smashing cutlets after a late night over in WA, what's going on?
@@davidkymdell452 right aye 😂
I just need one day with Theos brain, just fuckin marvelous bruh……..
Says they had a fancy store.
Proceeds to name the unfanciest name a store can have.
Shoes made outta damn *_chocolat_*
Ok this is actually funny af
Mary had a little catfish
Theo looks so weird with a stach
damn I didn’t realise this was an ASMR channel but I’m ok with it
Huge rich hitter
The true Halal trucks in NYC/NJ have lamb on their platters lol
Theo Von is like, imagine: Joe Dirt but with a mouth-piece 😍
Even when he’s playing defensive it’s seductive 🌞
in summary: groyvère, saintscière, bouillabaise, brie - the best french cheeses.
rich people like Früncharoy V eat these french cheeses with their uppity prasciatto and lambscallion chunks
I'm on to you..
I googled Dakotas wine and feed 😂
Theo, big fan, do you have anything with a studio tour? Wondering how your set up is? What do you use for cameras, mics, etc?
Lamb is delicious!
prah - si - ah toh. dayum.