Headcanon: magic is a well-known phenomenon in the Hitman universe, but it's vastly less practical than just using technology, so nobody learns it. This is the explanation behind every Easter Egg and the ghost in (iirc) Blood Money
Too bad you can't actually use it as a melee weapon in the game. Wish it was so versitile in the game. And it is not the ICA invention by the games lore its a Kronstadt Industries creation.
"Welcome 47, your assiment for today is to get a muffing for everyne in the office. I've send you the list, check your phone. And please do not kill the muffinman this time ..."
Developers: We've crafted an elaborate escalation mode where we introduce more and more complex tasks for players to complete. OutsideXbox: Collect some muffins and drop them off after we kill the targets for a laugh.
they're not that bad: they brought gifts, didn't drunkenly throw up on anything and even did all their killing outside so there'd be no need for a carpetcleaning afterwards
I like the theory about the client just being the host who wants people to leave but feels way too awkward to ask so they just hire a hitman instead. Totally relate.
I love how you guys made up a whole art forgery story out of whole cloth. :D The truth's much simpler, and more hilarious. Though an art forgery operation in the suburbs is a great idea.
@@alabastergiant The husband's a romance novelist and the wife's a government agent. He just keeps it on the down low for reasons. And the wife paints as a hobby, not any nefarious forging purposes.
Hooray Mike’s back! Wait a second... *Gasp* He suggested the muffin-ing of the car? *AND* he got more than one star? Who is this fraud in our car-loving chaotic Mike’s place?
Me: I think Mike might actually manage to do this escalation cleanly without being compromised *Mike: is seen shooting final target even though he's somewhat isolated* Me: nevermind
*clears throat* I'll just leave this here :3 notice me senpai!!!! First verse: muffin second verse: agent 47 xP "last resort" parody by Free Sample Muffins ft agent 47 get broken into pieces this is my last resort into fractions no kidding don't give a F@!% that I'm gonna die feeding (guitar solo) (muffin) get broken into pieces I-am-the past-ry you can afford free-sample-muffins for eating don't give a fuhh if i die in one sitting do you even care what's in my filling? it could be moist, it could be dry grab-a-piece and take-a-bite chances are that you might cut to perfection fractioned right for sharing with friends by your side soon as you take a bite i'll be blowing your mind the flavor-explosion will bring you delight after that bite and blown out mind it's those taste buds that will ignite (agent 47) i realized the party was soon set to begin S@!t it's to late and wallet was empty within Quickly! free sample muffins I'll take with me within won't look foolish when I step on in to this potluck to where I wandered over None for myself Just some for the others searching to find the food on a higher level for example barbecue Burgers and Modelo''s (it's ALWAYS Modelo time @.@ Roast.)
I think the reason the Real Estate Agent challenge and Party Mission Story popped is because they were achieved in a previous session on this map that was never completed.
That was an exceedingly basic escalation, but you three easily made it worth watching. Kinda surprised Jane didn't comment on the DNA rug in the one room. I'd have thought that would be the kind of decor she'd like.
This escalation is much harder if you're going for stealth. Stage 3, in particular - the guy in the middle of the entire crowd is quite hard to isolate, even if you're just giving him an electrical phone.
I decided to complete this escalation myself while watching this video midway. I cheesed level 3 with the Emetic Dartgun, Emetic Explosive (in a briefcase) and Electrocution Phone.
Today I learned from OxBox that if i'm a party guest, I can do anything I want. Halloween and Christmas do's are going to be a lot more interesting now.
Me: Spent 6 hours doing the hitman 1 paris escalation with the stupid landmines Them: kill 2 guys anyway you want. man I see hitman 2 got a bit better balance
Jane: I should kill the other guy first because killing the first guy with an exploding pen will cause chaos. Also Jane: I wanna explode the propane flask! Gotta love classic oxbox Hitman.
I thought you guys had already demonstrated the magic sushi? Or did I watch Hitman 2 from someone else at some point? O.o At any rate, nice short but sweet escalation -- sometimes, it's just a case of murdering some guys WITHOUT a bunch of restrictions. And with an exploding pen that launches the body in a hilarious manner. XD And I love that Mike took the time to throw one last muffin at a dude before leaving. Couldn't go without getting compromised, eh Mike? XD
I would love to see Mike leaving a party like that, crouch run, with a soda can i hand :) But i doubt he would wear a shirt like that, not even to fancy party like that (one gold bar to even get in ... wow, just wow :P).
The subtle OCD annoyances of someone playing a game on a livstream and you know the exact solution to their problem 4:32 Simply switch shoulder view and BOOM HEADSHOT!
Y’know, if Mike had closed the gate first and had gone for a neck snap rather than a gunshot, he could’ve gotten three or four stars! It’s not as good as the Chef Elusive Target from HITMAN, but this could’ve been his best assassination in HITMAN 2.
This is not a very good escalation, but this was a very good Hitman video. :) I am a bit amused that you didn't realize that luring the first target into the basement stairwell was super easy and keeps him hidden
"They're all murder basements if you try hard enough" is peak Jane in this
I'm less surprised that sushi is made with black magic than I am that this is the only black magic 47 has bothered to learn.
Headcanon: magic is a well-known phenomenon in the Hitman universe, but it's vastly less practical than just using technology, so nobody learns it. This is the explanation behind every Easter Egg and the ghost in (iirc) Blood Money
I don't know about "only" black magic. You can't tell me that hitman vision has a scientific explanation...
The explosive pen is the most versatile ICA creation yet, not only does it explode but you can stab with it
"Does it work as a pen?"
No..
So you can ... write ... with a pen????? WOOOOW ... :D
Too bad you can't actually use it as a melee weapon in the game. Wish it was so versitile in the game. And it is not the ICA invention by the games lore its a Kronstadt Industries creation.
Remind me never to invite Andy "I'm a party guest, I'm allowed" Farrant to any of my parties...
Nick Jeffery the man did bring a gold bar as a gift. So he’s invited to all my parties/weddings/funeral.
Nick Jeffery Better than Mike; at least Andy won’t be an uninvited guest to a party that later turns out to be a funeral for a 100.
Maybe we invite Jane "of The Jane Protocol" Douglas. Dang fun people don't always make good party guests do they?
Imagine 47 enjoying a muffin. Just say in a cafe, completely furious, eating a chocolate chip muffin just going: "Diana this is delicious."
Caitlin RC Being absolutely raging and eating muffins isn’t just a hobby. Its a lifestyle.
"Diana. It is Muffin Time."
"Diana you absolutely must tell me the recipe."
😁😁
"Welcome 47, your assiment for today is to get a muffing for everyne in the office. I've send you the list, check your phone. And please do not kill the muffinman this time ..."
Oh man, I was unaware of the extent of my party guest privilege! I haven't been partying to my full potential. Thanks for the PSA, guys!
I did the first two levels of this today while dressed as a flamingo. I couldn't resist after they put 'Covert' in the title.
Starting to wonder if the lack of parties my family had was to keep hitmen from having free reign of our house....
Do you know the muffin man?
Who killed my entire family?
The muffin man that the gingerbread man was trying to warn us about
Yes I know the muffin man
"The Wilsons? Sounds like a made up name to me." That in-game dialogue near the beginning of the video was uncalled for, I feel personally attacked :(
Well to be fair... Every name is made up...hell every word too
@@kartik1396 r/technicallythetruth
Andy: if you don't want people going into your attic you shouldn't invite them to parties
Me: so accurate, I don't know why the police didn't listen
"It's like doing an assassination in a Sims house." Isn't it the way Jane plays the Sims? He accidentally drowned in the pool. 😬
Next Sims expantion pack - "Accidents happen." will a new neighbor that just loves to come to your parties ...
Assination? Sign me up girl.
Accidentally…right…😂😂😂
Andy "I think that probably impacted your score" Mike.. "well so did lots of things"
Lol...
“I’m a party guest, I’m allowed.” - Andy Farrant, Oxbox, 2019
A wine cellar is ABSOLUTELY a murder basement, have you even read Cask of Amontillado?
Your comment deserves a million likes
22:46
"...aanndd just for the halibut"
Jane you are my absolute favorite. XD
47's amazing shirt reminds me of Andy's black floral-ish shirt he has been wearing of late, and I'm here for all of it. The height of fashion!
‘ I don’t have a free standing bath tub, my life is meaningless’ ... Jane, I feel your pain.
But then you have to clean under the tub too and it's a whole thing.
That's nothing. I'm too tall for my tub to be anything other than an extra long shower stall.
At least y’all _have_ bath tubs. All I have is one shower for a five-person family.
Favourite type of party: this one, where I get to watch shenanigans without leaving the house
Developers: We've crafted an elaborate escalation mode where we introduce more and more complex tasks for players to complete.
OutsideXbox: Collect some muffins and drop them off after we kill the targets for a laugh.
Also dropping gold bars and stealing soda after the murder for reasons.
Note to self: Never invite OXBOX to a party. Worst... Guests.... Ever.
they're not that bad: they brought gifts, didn't drunkenly throw up on anything and even did all their killing outside so there'd be no need for a carpetcleaning afterwards
@@flusendieb6833 And you have to admit, they're quite good at getting rid of unwanted gests. I'd give them a 2 to 4 stars review.
Didn't we learn that during the Heist Society Oxventure?
So a pen IS mightier than a sword. Especially an explosive one.
In hands of 47 even a muffin is deadly :)
In hands of 47 everything, even a muffin, is deadly :)
I still think an exploding sword would be deadlier..
I like the theory about the client just being the host who wants people to leave but feels way too awkward to ask so they just hire a hitman instead. Totally relate.
Rest in piece, Kevin. You were the life of the party.
Muffins, exploding pens.
I guess that's how the COOKIE CRUMBLES!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Boo.
*far in the distance*
boo.
10:15 I imagine Jane has the same problem fighting her instincts when passing the controller.
"It's like doing an assassination in a Sims house" - flashback to the time Jane tried to drown the oxbox Sims in the pool
22:22 Andy serenading us with those sick persona 5 beats
I love how you guys made up a whole art forgery story out of whole cloth. :D The truth's much simpler, and more hilarious.
Though an art forgery operation in the suburbs is a great idea.
Well, what is it?
@@alabastergiant The husband's a romance novelist and the wife's a government agent. He just keeps it on the down low for reasons. And the wife paints as a hobby, not any nefarious forging purposes.
This escalation is genuinely so easy and yet they made it so difficult for themselves.
Hooray Mike’s back! Wait a second...
*Gasp* He suggested the muffin-ing of the car? *AND* he got more than one star? Who is this fraud in our car-loving chaotic Mike’s place?
Me: I think Mike might actually manage to do this escalation cleanly without being compromised
*Mike: is seen shooting final target even though he's somewhat isolated*
Me: nevermind
i can’t believe andy made a persona 5 reference. this is what i needed in my 2019
“ You can’t just have a raw fish sitting on a plate” that is the definition of what sushi is.
To be fair, you also need some other stuff like seaweed or rice.
17:25 That meta loading screen tip though. The game knew Mike was holding the controller.
'They're all murder basements if you try hard enough' -truly words to live by, Jane
22:21 Andy enjoyed Persona 5, I hear
47 just did an EAT an RUN
"It's a real haunted operation" yes Mike, they run a SKELETON staff!
I have this game but I'd much rather watch you guys play.
*clears throat* I'll just leave this here :3 notice me senpai!!!!
First verse: muffin
second verse: agent 47 xP
"last resort" parody by Free Sample Muffins ft agent 47
get broken into pieces
this is my last resort
into fractions
no kidding
don't give a F@!% that I'm gonna die feeding
(guitar solo)
(muffin)
get broken into pieces
I-am-the past-ry you can afford
free-sample-muffins for eating
don't give a fuhh if i die in one sitting
do you even care what's in my filling?
it could be moist, it could be dry
grab-a-piece and take-a-bite
chances are that you might
cut to perfection fractioned right
for sharing with friends by your side
soon as you take a bite
i'll be blowing your mind
the flavor-explosion will bring you delight
after that bite
and blown out mind
it's those taste buds that will ignite
(agent 47)
i realized the party was soon set to begin
S@!t it's to late
and wallet was empty within
Quickly!
free sample muffins
I'll take with me within
won't look foolish when I step on in
to this potluck to where I wandered over
None for myself
Just some for the others
searching to find the food on a higher level
for example barbecue Burgers and Modelo''s
(it's ALWAYS Modelo time @.@ Roast.)
Its only when you see the thumbnail for this video you realise Agent 47 used to look a lot like Kryten from Red Dwarf
I think the reason the Real Estate Agent challenge and Party Mission Story popped is because they were achieved in a previous session on this map that was never completed.
Add "also you've shot someone else" to the Oxtra catchphrase archive
24:32 "More Hitman to come, always."
The year is 2269...
That was an exceedingly basic escalation, but you three easily made it worth watching.
Kinda surprised Jane didn't comment on the DNA rug in the one room. I'd have thought that would be the kind of decor she'd like.
This escalation is much harder if you're going for stealth. Stage 3, in particular - the guy in the middle of the entire crowd is quite hard to isolate, even if you're just giving him an electrical phone.
I get ridiculously excited when you all play Hitman.
Missed opportunity there, Oxbox: Best kind of party? S CLUB PARTY!
Having just watched IT 2 I keep expecting Pennywise to show up and be like "IVE MISSED YOU 47"
I, Georgie, am Mr. Tobias Rieper, also known as 47 the Dancing Hitman.
At first I thought you were saying you watched I.T. 2, and I was like, “What do computers have to do with anything?”
*Andy:* Enters area, kills target, leaves
*Jane:* Immediately gravitates towards muffins
*Mike:* Immediately discovers cache of beer
it was a mighty nice thing you did. giving that guy a muffin before ending the video.
Agent 47 only thinks he's home free after he gets on the bus. It's actually the same bus from the "Bus Simulator" video of a couple of weeks ago.
more hitman!!! i can’t even tell you how much i love your hitman videos!!
I was absolutely hoping Mike would bean someone with a muffin on the way out, he did not disappoint!
22:21 love your Persona reference
Is it just me or did their third target look an awful lot like the guy they’d just subdued in the mission previous? 😂😂
Dastvan, thank you. That’s the joke. 😂
'Do you know the Muffin Man?"
I decided to complete this escalation myself while watching this video midway. I cheesed level 3 with the Emetic Dartgun, Emetic Explosive (in a briefcase) and Electrocution Phone.
Today I learned from OxBox that if i'm a party guest, I can do anything I want. Halloween and Christmas do's are going to be a lot more interesting now.
Me: Spent 6 hours doing the hitman 1 paris escalation with the stupid landmines
Them: kill 2 guys anyway you want.
man I see hitman 2 got a bit better balance
I never thought of placing a fish on the grill. Its crazy youd think they'd make it a challenge. Fingers crossed for the future
Jane: I should kill the other guy first because killing the first guy with an exploding pen will cause chaos.
Also Jane: I wanna explode the propane flask!
Gotta love classic oxbox Hitman.
I think what we've learned from this is that you should not invite Andy to a party unless you've hidden all your valuables or embarrassing items away!
lol the third target was the one they couldn’t take the outfit from
Fire extinguisher kills were removed in Hitman 2 a while ago. They only knock people out now.
Flipping Nora, "Lalalalallalala... HA! 'become the muffin man'"
It's the muffin (hit)man
The 3rd guy looks like Bill S. Preston Esquire!! Lifes been rough for him since the break up of Wyld Stallyns.
Explosion goes off, a guy flies through the air and balloons go up. That´s Mike in a nutshell.
I thought you guys had already demonstrated the magic sushi? Or did I watch Hitman 2 from someone else at some point? O.o At any rate, nice short but sweet escalation -- sometimes, it's just a case of murdering some guys WITHOUT a bunch of restrictions. And with an exploding pen that launches the body in a hilarious manner. XD And I love that Mike took the time to throw one last muffin at a dude before leaving. Couldn't go without getting compromised, eh Mike? XD
Party guests are like vampires, once you invite them in they can whatever they want.
I would love to see Mike leaving a party like that, crouch run, with a soda can i hand :) But i doubt he would wear a shirt like that, not even to fancy party like that (one gold bar to even get in ... wow, just wow :P).
Really disappointed that the question card didn't have the option of 'S Club'....
I got silent assasin on this mission
Where did Andy’s outfit come from?
That sure was a parting shot at the party!
You don't wanna eat those muffins...
When you said gold bar, I hoped you meant the chocolatey biscuity treat! (Other chocolatey biscuity treats are available)
I must play this game. So good.
2 stars Mike. Way to go!
The subtle OCD annoyances of someone playing a game on a livstream and you know the exact solution to their problem
4:32 Simply switch shoulder view and BOOM HEADSHOT!
And he did it but because he was about to be spotted (by the guy that would be dead in less than a second) Plan is no good.... Whaaaat?
Yeah the reason for the mission story popping is because you did it but never finished the level so the next time you do any challenges pop.
Y’know, if Mike had closed the gate first and had gone for a neck snap rather than a gunshot, he could’ve gotten three or four stars! It’s not as good as the Chef Elusive Target from HITMAN, but this could’ve been his best assassination in HITMAN 2.
I vote for Oxboxtra Livestrem birthday parties as best kind of party!
More Hitman 2 on Oxbox?! Is this Christmas already?
Love these hitman videos
2:01 Hong Kong wall painting !!!!!
Shooting a propane canister at a barbecue is "deliciously ironic" , Jane? I think even Alanis Morissette had a better grasp of irony.
They got grilled at a grill party, there is some irony in it ...
This is not a very good escalation, but this was a very good Hitman video. :) I am a bit amused that you didn't realize that luring the first target into the basement stairwell was super easy and keeps him hidden
2:04 I just saw a hidden Easter egg. I’m the top right corner at this time there a picture of the fastest car in just cause 3
Scratch that. It’s the escape car in Sapienza
Oxbox? Please go into settings and put the difficultly and silent assassin icons on PLEASE 💚💚
More Hitman! Yay!
I was really hoping 47 would judo chop the fish into sushi
because 47 had Muffin to do today :P
Man, I could really go for a muffin now...
1:15 Do like Sims! Go play on their computer. Social activities with our neighbor, yay!
Edit: 3:09 Jane is getting closer, I see lol
It’s muffin time!
Well, I sure as hell am *not* telling 47 that shirt is atrocious.
I heard someone needed my assistance?
I'm curious about what a garden party hosted by 47 would be like, aside from all the murders
You may get a sense of how it would be by watching them play among us or jackbox 🧐✌🏻