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  • @AnonyMous-vs4ey
    @AnonyMous-vs4ey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4639

    “That was my first kiss.”
    “Do you like omelettes?”
    Stellar writing from the elementary school team here

    • @trollverse171
      @trollverse171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      “What? What the fuck? No, I’m allergic to eggs you fuckwad”

    • @JeffreyThrash
      @JeffreyThrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      I think you misheard the part where Charlie said the elementary school writers quit, too, and replaced with illiterate people on Fiver.

    • @zex6019
      @zex6019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      An immaculate display of an attention span by Holden. Getting kissed and dropping the omelet question

    • @themia9001
      @themia9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      WAIT HE SAID OMELETTES? I THOUGHT HE SAID ALMONDS AT FIRST AND I WAS SO CONFUSED

    • @l__l2328
      @l__l2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Its like a NPC conversation.

  • @iDreamofGenie
    @iDreamofGenie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5628

    Was gonna ask where Jack went, but we all know a hardened thug like him could only stay out of jail for so long.

    • @thedrill1841
      @thedrill1841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

      His war crimes caught up to him

    • @mysteryone8462
      @mysteryone8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      I heard he went to jail for eating a candy bar when his mom told him not to

    • @rodrigolealmartir5902
      @rodrigolealmartir5902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      I heard he took two samples out of a free samples tray at the supermarket.

    • @mysteryone8462
      @mysteryone8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      So hardcore

    • @user-cc6zm8ws3g
      @user-cc6zm8ws3g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@rodrigolealmartir5902 I heard he says "Bad morning" in registration/roll call 😍😍

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7617

    I legitimately 100% credit Charlie for this getting a second season. Not even kidding.

    • @reinerbraun898
      @reinerbraun898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      SAME

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      He was actually making the terrible acting of the show more entertaining to be honest

    • @mnotfamous4044
      @mnotfamous4044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      And the end credits of the series finale it will read “A Loving Thank You to Our Fan, Charles White”

    • @roberts9476
      @roberts9476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Drew Gooden

    • @jaidenworkman5775
      @jaidenworkman5775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@roberts9476 facts

  • @dewesafavor8275
    @dewesafavor8275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7105

    I want a movie called “dr Henry” where everything charley says about him comes true

    • @matisek7923
      @matisek7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @Jordan Clout epic!

    • @gusfring8405
      @gusfring8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I gotta take a shit

    • @gusfring8405
      @gusfring8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Ok im back i gave birth to an enormous reincarnation of my breakfast

    • @gusfring8405
      @gusfring8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      And yes I agree with you

    • @therealkeiman
      @therealkeiman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That is a pretty good plot tbh, just this one guy who cant resist doing whatever a streamer is telling him to do

  • @queendaintylynn7861
    @queendaintylynn7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3919

    Let’s hope jack doesn’t commit any more felonies this season, i would hate to see him go to Juvie for stealing a 6-year olds bike.

    • @nutsyear
      @nutsyear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who that tho

    • @lullip453
      @lullip453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What is our gorl doing here?
      Did ya run out of wommart journals

    • @starbright5069
      @starbright5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hey gorl

    • @hassanmohammed6755
      @hassanmohammed6755 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is crime have the same defenition as felony

    • @elranchero4204
      @elranchero4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lullip453 This is definitely a stupid lil kid

  • @aaaallleex
    @aaaallleex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3260

    Damn. Can’t believe that Jack isn’t in the show anymore. His acting was impeccable

    • @jakefitzsimons4245
      @jakefitzsimons4245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Issum bullshit

    • @hambaba
      @hambaba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      He's prolly back in prison

    • @cayonVAL
      @cayonVAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      he stole a juicebox

    • @jakefitzsimons4245
      @jakefitzsimons4245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@hambaba feds finally tracked him down . He kept having testifiers killed 😤😤
      Finally we got the new Gotti off the skreets 🙏

    • @magnusrunusonsvenningsen2021
      @magnusrunusonsvenningsen2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh jeez

  • @you_just
    @you_just 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    "Yeah where's Kit?"
    "Kit isn't coming back this semester."
    *soulful electric piano chord*

    • @kit-dz9ce
      @kit-dz9ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      i guess im gone

    • @gabrieldiazrozas495
      @gabrieldiazrozas495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for the spoiler smh

    • @TreJohnson03
      @TreJohnson03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which one is kit? i forgot whos who.

    • @fatmandirtball4746
      @fatmandirtball4746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TreJohnson03 fake fan :p

    • @jornavyr2459
      @jornavyr2459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Alfonsohans Celedio you need sarcasm training.

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4266

    Dr. Henry looked like breaking that girl's heart was his morning coffee.

    • @DajuSar
      @DajuSar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It is not "like" it "IS" his morning coffee. Yep so do you remember those years of training and the potential you have and all of your dreams? I spit on them

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      You think Dr. Henry gets paid with money? He has decided that viewing the despair of his patients is more than worth it

    • @angelgutzz1750
      @angelgutzz1750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *"I'm sorry eva 🙂"*

    • @cayleece7890
      @cayleece7890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@angelgutzz1750 hahahahaaa

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Knapperoni Danganronpa 4 when?

  • @Lowtiervergil347
    @Lowtiervergil347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4270

    I assume Jack got arrested again because they never explain why he's not there

    • @Avinashkumar-ec9ov
      @Avinashkumar-ec9ov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      This time he screamed in a library. That fiend.

    • @kastiffia9431
      @kastiffia9431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      And Charlie seemingly hasn't even noticed his abscence.

    • @Fisch0
      @Fisch0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Everyone knows that if he's not there, he's in prison

    • @dumass804
      @dumass804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      This time he was caught using a fake charizard at a pokemon tcg tournament and got 2 years in juvie

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I heard he said a curse word on Club Penguin. What a degenerate.

  • @Ayundaru
    @Ayundaru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10983

    I was literally just thinking about how I missed this show

  • @morerices6501
    @morerices6501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    Rumor is, Kit is actually getting a spin-off series where she vows revenge against Dr. Henry and becomes his nemesis; The anti-Dr. Henry, devising a way to injure a person so severely that not even Dr. Henry could save them.

    • @rockmanbret9028
      @rockmanbret9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAHAHA STOPPPP

    • @MackyAr
      @MackyAr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IM DYING😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😂

    • @angelguerrero7655
      @angelguerrero7655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      she should know it's a fool's errand. Dr. Henry was the guy who brought Charlie- I meant Jesus back after the third day. It's kind of a Doofenschmirtz V. Perry the Platypus situation here

    • @drewder1789
      @drewder1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MackyAr we will all be dying when Kit gets her revenge

    • @gorunmain
      @gorunmain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nyerahtalley4892
    @nyerahtalley4892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4918

    It’s so funny how the whole cast just left out of pure embarrassment

    • @dr.danburritoman1293
      @dr.danburritoman1293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      *NOT even half of the cast* ! Get your facts straight.

    • @dr.danburritoman1293
      @dr.danburritoman1293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Queasco Yeah I understand. I just get upset when people make false statements to roast people instead of doing it legitimately.

    • @nyerahtalley4892
      @nyerahtalley4892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@dr.danburritoman1293 Sowwy daddy uwu

    • @nyerahtalley4892
      @nyerahtalley4892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@dr.danburritoman1293 Kiss me?😪🥺

    • @dr.danburritoman1293
      @dr.danburritoman1293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@nyerahtalley4892 sure.

  • @SavagePotatoo
    @SavagePotatoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    "I wished for something bigger than myself"
    Well, that wouldn't be hard

  • @hxnx3900
    @hxnx3900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3638

    "Who's the cute guy?"
    "You mean Holden?"
    *"No no no, she means Doctor Henry."*

    • @CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100
      @CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      yea i watched the video too

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That caught me so off guard lol

    • @afish3976
      @afish3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dr Henry's power only rivals to Charlie's

    • @villain8200
      @villain8200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow thanks I couldn’t quite hear what he said so I’m very glad you could repeat it in the comments for likes, really cleared some things up for me

    • @hxnx3900
      @hxnx3900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@villain8200 😃 ignore comments if they bother you so much

  • @nolans3026
    @nolans3026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    "that was my first kiss"
    "like ever...?"
    "yeah"
    "do you like omelets?"

    • @satyapraveen3475
      @satyapraveen3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Christopher Nolan esque dialogue delivery right here!!

    • @tusharkanthi7991
      @tusharkanthi7991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Truly Shakespearean levels of poetic dialogue
      It's a shame that such deep and layered characters will go over the understanding of the masses

    • @lurch474
      @lurch474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Then you should crack my eggs to get some.

    • @Gamexoozi
      @Gamexoozi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lurch474 lmao

    • @Gamexoozi
      @Gamexoozi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lurch474 that's a better pickup line

  • @bergorreynisson9520
    @bergorreynisson9520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2325

    "and I couldn't let that be your first kiss." *kisses her again*
    That doesn't change the fact that the other kiss was indeed her first. Who wrote this?

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, yeah I was gonna write the same thing!

    • @mustafaelfayoumi7613
      @mustafaelfayoumi7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      It also doesn’t change the fact that the second kiss was also equally as pathetic if not WORSE

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@mustafaelfayoumi7613 Lmao that was indeed god awful, it's like the actors were disgusted by each other. Dahell was that.

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hafthor Bjornsson?

    • @TheNickBasso
      @TheNickBasso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fool me once shame on... Fool me twice...

  • @AlexNV75
    @AlexNV75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    “Healing a snipers headshot was child’s play to him” that caught me so off guard 😂

    • @Yordi.i.i
      @Yordi.i.i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well my dumbass was scrolling and saw the comment before he said it

    • @swapneelchaugule
      @swapneelchaugule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think the 'I hate omelettes now' got to me

    • @MrBej
      @MrBej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Yordi.i.i RIP. This shit happens to me all the time, lmao.

    • @cleansingserum
      @cleansingserum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yordi.i.i OMG SAMEEEE

    • @skycloudpes5304
      @skycloudpes5304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loooool this pack xd
      th-cam.com/video/G0JIKG6bNho/w-d-xo.html

  • @Tmal
    @Tmal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6869

    Finally the best series returns 😤

    • @Laggingkid
      @Laggingkid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Trueeeeee

    • @edesbleeman2140
      @edesbleeman2140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ah I see, everybody is attending this... what this generation calls “Gamer moment”

    • @dodat2107
      @dodat2107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No way. I just commented on your recent video😂😂

    • @lizardflap251
      @lizardflap251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      comment sections:
      OMG HOLY FUCK, ITS A VERIFIED PERSON!!!! I HAVE NO CLUE WHO TF THIS GUY IS, BUT HES VERIFIED! THE ONLY POSSIBLE REACTION IS TO LIKE! YAYYYY

    • @dodat2107
      @dodat2107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lizardflap251 i mean, you’re not wrooong. You didnt have to say it

  • @JustsomeKid93
    @JustsomeKid93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    “Do you like omelettes?” It’s like in an RPG when you accidentally press A twice and miss a bit of dialogue. There was supposed to be another line before that but it just got skipped

    • @alexosow
      @alexosow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Someone could just make this an RPG and all you'd have to do is add options and just pause it for a little bit

    • @JeffreyThrash
      @JeffreyThrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s what RPG Maker is for.

    • @tres-3770
      @tres-3770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The entire thing is like you have a broken mouse and it just randomly clicks between 1 and 10 times

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo2548
      @iwantsexseemyvideo2548 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🛑🛑

    • @Salty_Web
      @Salty_Web 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have never related to something so much in my entire life

  • @user-gu1ed1kb8x
    @user-gu1ed1kb8x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1164

    some shows are so bad that they're good. This show is so bad that it's bad.

    • @chefboiarby304
      @chefboiarby304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It reversed itself a second time.

    • @saif-wz7bt
      @saif-wz7bt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you are no sane man you will be exciled and hated

    • @xdemidevilx475
      @xdemidevilx475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao like The Room

    • @26SuperDani
      @26SuperDani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's so good that it's bad

    • @user-gu1ed1kb8x
      @user-gu1ed1kb8x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@26SuperDani yeah like 2001 a space odyssey

  • @gigachad1737
    @gigachad1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6960

    Can’t believe attoway general is tackling sexual assault cases now god damn

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oh boy...

    • @chebic5095
      @chebic5095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      Fuck I'm just starting the video and if this is true I'm scared. Knowing how bad the show is they'd probably handle it so poorly all of the Tik Tokers would become the first people to be fairly cancelled on Twitter.

    • @gigachad1737
      @gigachad1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@chebic5095 ...

    • @jonathana.4685
      @jonathana.4685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      sexual assault is not for hospitals, it is for the supreme court

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Then they hit the *W O A H* after the Rapist is Convicted

  • @samveddeolekar1571
    @samveddeolekar1571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3068

    Attaway general without Jack is like the Joker without Joaquin Phoenix. Get him back.

    • @JesusLover800
      @JesusLover800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I'm so disappointed, I was really looking forward to this but it isn't the same without Jack

    • @rear5118
      @rear5118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      He's probably back in juvie for not saying "bye" to a cashier before leaving a store or some other vile shit, idk, this man is a thread to the free world

    • @cyrilgigee4630
      @cyrilgigee4630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      666th like.

    • @leouzi7028
      @leouzi7028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This Show is shit either way

    • @benharper9289
      @benharper9289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I can't believe they removed Jack from the show. I don't think they explicitly mentioned it in the show at all but there are a few subtle hints to suggest that Jack has been arrested in the past. Maybe this has something to do with his sudden disappearance. Maybe his criminal past caught up to him. Perhaps a drug lord who he owed money to killed him or maybe the police finally found the 14 bodies he had buried in his back garden. I really hope they explain what has happened to Jack in the next episode.

  • @lucasbrown9835
    @lucasbrown9835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    I come here 8 minutes and there’s already a thousand comments. That’s how amazing this series is

    • @drpepper2519
      @drpepper2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Art

    • @turoreal
      @turoreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are amazing

    • @nick3718
      @nick3718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bill wurtz just dropped a new song and it had 349k views in 24mins. shit was crazy

    • @Cay9z
      @Cay9z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jeezus Orr Wait what does Tic Toc have to do with Attaway general, Tic Toc is just some shitty app made for kids

    • @iiioiiaka302
      @iiioiiaka302 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to the comment section of a TH-camr who has over 7 million subscribers.

  • @FishForThought
    @FishForThought 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5768

    I literally just finished eating an omelet. Where's my kiss

    • @sylamy7457
      @sylamy7457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      You're not getting anything

    • @mahmoudnasser3410
      @mahmoudnasser3410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      You were supposed to share it with us now you don't get shit

    • @InfiniteChicken
      @InfiniteChicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hey look! It's Chris!

    • @itsduckfood
      @itsduckfood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Omg, it's Chris! But you still dont get a kiss.

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was about to make one

  • @theblondebloke
    @theblondebloke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    "Do you like omelets?"
    The true successor of Anakin Skywalker's "I don't like sand"

    • @liamdogzrulz3253
      @liamdogzrulz3253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Uthman Badat so?

    • @aaaxel
      @aaaxel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Broo i thought he said 'Almonds' and that place over there makes the best almonds. I was quite confused for a second there..

    • @firstname697
      @firstname697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And the thrilling finale to the trilogy:
      "I like sandy omelets"

    • @christianlopez2793
      @christianlopez2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@firstname697 they’re smooth, they’re fine, and they get everywhere in my tastebuds

    • @ThatOneGuy_James
      @ThatOneGuy_James 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Sex is great but have you had pie?"

  • @fuzzygori11a57
    @fuzzygori11a57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3009

    “That was my first kiss”
    “Really?”
    “Yeah.”
    *”You like Omelets?”*

  • @PsyduckPhrogOnTop
    @PsyduckPhrogOnTop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    "Take that you tryhard hipster!"
    Jesus Christ couldn't have said it better himself

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That line was legitimately fucking painful. Never before have I doubled over from sheer cringe alone, but they fucking succeeded. I applaud them and their terrible, terrible show.

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHA FUNNY JESUS JOKE HOW ORIGINAL

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Matt Higgins If that joke, and unoriginality are problems to you, then you’re in the wrong place lol

    • @ShadowGaming26548
      @ShadowGaming26548 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *richard nixon joins the chat with a full armory of guns*

    • @PsyduckPhrogOnTop
      @PsyduckPhrogOnTop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@6af231 Oh hey guys it's Bill Clinton

  • @yasserboumediane1010
    @yasserboumediane1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Just so we are all up to date : Kitt got assassinated by the government, Georgia got killed by her dad Dr Henry because she was too much of a disappointment which then later led to the FBI sending a team of specialists that have been training their whole life to defeat Dr Henry because they suspected Dr Henry was behind Georgia's murder since he also killed his own wife (which i mean I understand it was a wednesday night not much happening on TV and he got very bored so yeah), Dr Henry then proceeds to slaughter the entire division in 5 seconds using only 5% of his power, Will got killed by Dr Henry because he was 5 minutes late and Dr Henry got bored too so he killed him with a fork, and finally Jack got swatted and then put on maximum security in Alcatraz for putting milk before cereal and there is now a debate on whether or not execution should be involved so now that you are up to date on the changes in the cast you can go ahead and continue season 2

    • @juanpablo-bt2vh
      @juanpablo-bt2vh ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Goddam

    • @omegadragon9524
      @omegadragon9524 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha bro wtf I died laughing at this! Why didn't they hire u🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yasserboumediane1010
      @yasserboumediane1010 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@omegadragon9524 their loss

    • @omegadragon9524
      @omegadragon9524 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yasserboumediane1010 haha that's so true. If I was the writers, I would go to u🤣🤣

  • @llJeezusll
    @llJeezusll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1939

    Didn't that Holden kid already have a girlfriend
    And was cheating on his girlfriend with Kit
    And now is trying to have an Omelette date with another girl

    • @konnermorris1753
      @konnermorris1753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +670

      Holden is training to be the next Dr. Henry. He needs to multitask 42 relationships at the same time otherwise he can't pursue the next level.

    • @bl3ss_
      @bl3ss_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@konnermorris1753 he is Dr Henry’s true student

    • @SamBarn
      @SamBarn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      HOLDEN IS POPPING OFF

    • @callumnegrotti7327
      @callumnegrotti7327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Omelette date is my new favourite thing
      Low effort and low cost just like my life

    • @alfaeology
      @alfaeology 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Chad of the world

  • @meatMaster09
    @meatMaster09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Last line of season 1: “The board is ready for kitt and georgia”
    Start of Season 2: “Kitt has been suspended”

    • @agentdiamond9211
      @agentdiamond9211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Idk what happened to georgia. Maybe dr. Henry locked her in the storage closet

    • @kit2691
      @kit2691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i am here

    • @mintiistrqwberri5483
      @mintiistrqwberri5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Sir Derpymister that can be used for transplants that will fail soon

    • @laura-ij4yi
      @laura-ij4yi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8926

    Does he wash that white shirt?

    • @markl4159
      @markl4159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

      how can you stay greasy if you wash it

    • @kingaidan7441
      @kingaidan7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      He has hundreds

    • @009-m3i
      @009-m3i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      He never has a reason to wash the shirt. He bathes in pure grease. His dirty shirt makes him powerful.

    • @hurricaneheehee2254
      @hurricaneheehee2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Never, it was a different colour when brand new

    • @Poglavnik088
      @Poglavnik088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why wash when he has a unlimited supply of white shirts and basketball shorts

  • @24cakepops
    @24cakepops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    “Do you like omelettes?”
    “Why?”
    “Because you taste like eggs”

    • @Alecsdotwav
      @Alecsdotwav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Eggs am i right

    • @3rinison
      @3rinison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      mmmm eggs

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BAHAHAHA

    • @rileyblack7160
      @rileyblack7160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Edit this to say "because I'm going to scramble your eggs"

    • @awesomestunts
      @awesomestunts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seductive music intensifies

  • @ThatMadCat
    @ThatMadCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3391

    My God! It's back!

    • @averagegameenjoyer797
      @averagegameenjoyer797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I saw you somewhere before. I'm getting deja vu

    • @ezze_pz
      @ezze_pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Of course he is, he uploads like, every day

    • @MrTristar87
      @MrTristar87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No No No.
      My Henry! It's back!

    • @hunchozworld
      @hunchozworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeahhhh Babyyyyy!!

    • @wmw1210.
      @wmw1210. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are you the most upload in most videos

  • @khatabtaha3213
    @khatabtaha3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Doctor Henry is all mighty and scares all of us humans and we must worship him

    • @Lady_Amelia-Eloise
      @Lady_Amelia-Eloise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You could start a religion out of this

    • @afish3976
      @afish3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Didn't you know He's the Devi.....

    • @fredmanM
      @fredmanM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doctor Henry makes an Achilles’ tendon rupture emit no pain into their patients, a rupture in your Achilles’ tendon is so painful you have to be hooked up to morphine 24/7. No way that girl can be so calm with the amount of pain she should be in

    • @shabbir9480
      @shabbir9480 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not scared of him

    • @shabbir9480
      @shabbir9480 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      shaber ali *"then you'll die braver than the others"*

  • @quaishan5628
    @quaishan5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    Anyone who doesn’t know anything about attaway general is just picturing Dr. Henry in Vietnam

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bot alert bot alert

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Brandon Munson bot spotted

    • @karachoto
      @karachoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao

    • @Jonnycrust5
      @Jonnycrust5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually, they are making a MASH style spin off for him.

    • @Endie7274
      @Endie7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Henry just rushes in as a medic, and uses his tactical Bong water. He was the key line to winning but, a portal came, and ruined our paradox.

  • @vetrfreyja4891
    @vetrfreyja4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Charlie: "Dr. Henry has never failed anything in his life."
    Me: What about his marriage?

    • @EphemeraProductions
      @EphemeraProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i guess failing marriage is a sucess then

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      to the esteemed Dr. Henry, his role as a husband and father is apparently nothing so it's still technically true

    • @kahaanparikh1013
      @kahaanparikh1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dr.henry didnt fail the medical exam his teachers did in trying to judge him

    • @liz8986
      @liz8986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dr Henry is so powerful his failures become success, he will never be able to fail. He is the superior one and we mortals shall not question his ways.

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ever the manipulator, Dr. Henry decided he was done with her so he stopped caring about his marriage until she tried to divorce him and make her think it was her idea.

  • @elixir4419
    @elixir4419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    You cannot convince me that the writing team didn’t consist of a single AI chatbot that was fed nothing but Niel Breen movies

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      seems legit

    • @elixir4419
      @elixir4419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @enid Only if you think that the tik tok show is bad and not a cinematic masterpiece.

    • @El3.14J
      @El3.14J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can convince you, AI chatbots would probably write something better than this shit

    • @richardplinkett4956
      @richardplinkett4956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Dr. Henry you have betrayed the public trust, I have ELIMINATED Attaway General from the planet! You're gone."

  • @campbe111
    @campbe111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    I’m surprised moist didn’t even comment on the kid shouting tryhardhipster

    • @miltonsketch
      @miltonsketch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I lost it with that line

    • @extrathiccherobrine8672
      @extrathiccherobrine8672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ no

    • @ChunkyBoomer
      @ChunkyBoomer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ season 2 drops and this is how you act?

    • @complimentbot7015
      @complimentbot7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ChunkyBoomer the nerve of some people...

    • @falsetitle6940
      @falsetitle6940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ChunkyBoomer They deleted their comment, what did it say?

  • @downfieldcoma4595
    @downfieldcoma4595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Dr. Henry sounds like an OP anime protagonist.

    • @mohammednaseer9215
      @mohammednaseer9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea lol

    • @9902-x1r
      @9902-x1r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look up Monster

    • @rora4287
      @rora4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he's their teacher so he's more like Gojou which is a lot more frightening

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rora4287 who is gojou?

    • @walter6514
      @walter6514 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rodrigozanabria2978 He might mean Gojou from Jujustu Kaisen...

  • @yodabruh
    @yodabruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    holden murdered his girlfriend and framed kit to get her suspended

    • @packrunner2636
      @packrunner2636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your PFP makes it better😭😭

    • @locadunkin9412
      @locadunkin9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Holden's a player, I mean 3 love interests in 9 episodes? damn

  • @uraccountcrashed8845
    @uraccountcrashed8845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    The most romantic line I've ever heard: "Do you like omelettes?"

    • @georgeevans3535
      @georgeevans3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yoo bro I'm really sorry to bother you. just wanted to ask you for your honest opinion on my TH-cam channel. i spent a lot of time writing the script, editing the video and finally its out there, so i would really appreciate it if you could give it a watch and tell me what you think in the comments

    • @kamranchowdhury3743
      @kamranchowdhury3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I feel like Barry B. Benson's "Ya like Jazz?" is much more in-depth and has a stronger emotional punch than the omelet line, and it is executed perfectly. However, I do understand why you like the "Do you like omelettes?" line a lot, it draws from similar areas of the heart, and it is bound to attract any partner.

    • @kanjakan
      @kanjakan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@georgeevans3535 no

    • @kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472
      @kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@georgeevans3535 there is no video 👨🏻‍🦲

    • @Istrianprincess
      @Istrianprincess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@georgeevans3535 bad, don’t make another video

  • @smbz-gcommunityhub
    @smbz-gcommunityhub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    The episode was so bad Charlie couldn't even finish his see ya

    • @acherest2768
      @acherest2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Brandon Munson it’s shit

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did finish it

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ no

    • @vonjt4077
      @vonjt4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LtCdrXander No. He did not

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vonjt4077 yes, he was able to say all of "see ya" right before it cut off. You can tell because his mouth is closing at the end of video freeze frame

  • @Kikoou
    @Kikoou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    I like that Charlie forgot about Jack, didn't even mention him.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Tbf he DID get sent to jail

    • @armoredman10
      @armoredman10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Tbh he was a dirty criminal

    • @saiyanhashem8380
      @saiyanhashem8380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Charlie won't be so foolish to bad mouth jack
      After all he did go to prison

    • @goldenace8847
      @goldenace8847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I knew a thug like Jack couldn’t go a month without going back in

    • @futabafanclub
      @futabafanclub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Heard he went back to the slammer because he rode his new bicycle without a helmet.

  • @cass6082
    @cass6082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Wait they’re just letting that red-haired kid who broke the other guys jaw and then snuck out of his room to whale on him again just get an internship at the hospital?

    • @nancyanyasi8681
      @nancyanyasi8681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      apparently in episode 2, that’s his “evil twin brother”💀

    • @GreenTea_98
      @GreenTea_98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@nancyanyasi8681 reading this just. this show is already bad enough but i can't deal with that information

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@GreenTea_98 Soap opera level writing

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@GreenTea_98 it's a dumb trope and show (and not believable since they act mostly the same), but I will say that the way the actor delivers it is actually not serious and meant in a comedic way (paraphrasing but "he's been acting out since our parents divorced... they divorced when we were 2."). at least the actor's better than the usual "talent" showcased but idk why they went with that plotline, though the same could be said for anything ever on this show so

    • @GreenTea_98
      @GreenTea_98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@washedblue oh okay well at least the writers weren't *that* shit

  • @rainhound4919
    @rainhound4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Girl: *goes for kiss*
    Guy: "what was that?"
    Charlie: *calling the FBI*

  • @diamondinvr
    @diamondinvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    The acting feels like it's done by aliens pretending to be humans

    • @squash589
      @squash589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why didn't Area 51 capture them?

    • @commissarthorne3894
      @commissarthorne3894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It feels more like humans pretending to be aliens

    • @vossburton3437
      @vossburton3437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, this show is literally kindergarten level humor. Actually, kindergartners don't act this bad, aliens don't act this bad, CAVEMEN don't even act this bad.

    • @Tsarface
      @Tsarface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Humans pretending to be aliens that are pretending to be human

    • @vossburton3437
      @vossburton3437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@squash589 I bet the only people that bot ever tricks are kids 😂🤦‍♂️

  • @chair3412
    @chair3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    “That was my first kiss ever”
    “..... do u like omelettes?🤔”

    • @Loganiz1337
      @Loganiz1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      More of a chad than we will ever be

    • @paultrigger3798
      @paultrigger3798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you have to eat all the eggs

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oblivion tier dialoges

  • @MundaneDave
    @MundaneDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "Your achilles heel exploded"
    **emotionless, zero-pain response** ok can she play sports again soon
    A+ writing. A++ acting.

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bugged Achilles heel mechanics

  • @bo.sleeps
    @bo.sleeps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    “that was my first kiss”
    “do you like omelets?”

    • @Juhinvr
      @Juhinvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂 John cena wrote this

    • @theprincipalityofbelka111
      @theprincipalityofbelka111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      “Cause omelette you do that again”

    • @ThatOneGuy_James
      @ThatOneGuy_James 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Sex is great and all, but have you ever tried pie?"

    • @dinten3616
      @dinten3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThatOneGuy_James true

  • @DAR0BA
    @DAR0BA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Dr Henry just walks around like his shit don’t stink

  • @frayerwilder8473
    @frayerwilder8473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Addaway general is a beautiful dance of child writers, teen actors and parental disappointment.

    • @afish3976
      @afish3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And Abortion

    • @HollowNest
      @HollowNest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The perfect synopsis

    • @hamsacc
      @hamsacc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Money though

    • @Cay9z
      @Cay9z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That sums up Tik Tok

    • @coos2785
      @coos2785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you got your comment stolen by a bot lol

  • @brysonkuervers2570
    @brysonkuervers2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    “Take that you tryhard hipster!”
    Is this show written by elementary kids or boomers?

  • @Abi-hq1lm
    @Abi-hq1lm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Jack obviously murdered Kit and got arrested again, it was foreshadowed pretty hard from his past

  • @britybearx3
    @britybearx3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2150

    “dixie is more popular than jesus himself” the painful accuracy of this statement is disturbing

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      McDonald's clown is more popular than jesus.

    • @CurryOnRice
      @CurryOnRice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      charlie is jesus himself

    • @twintrbo92
      @twintrbo92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WHAT YEAR IS IT??
      Das Rite
      Jesus is my Lord and Saviour

    • @Solja805
      @Solja805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah this is sad

    • @captainLoknar
      @captainLoknar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Who? Did she make an OnlyFans or something?

  • @di5963
    @di5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    that ending
    "you kissed me? wtf is wrong with you?!"
    "it was my first kiss"
    "ah i see, come here and kiss me again then"

  • @dez81208
    @dez81208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “Dr. Henry can see injuries through the skin.”
    *and chooses to do nothing about them*

  • @Kevin-og3do
    @Kevin-og3do 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Holton: Where's Kit?
    Chick: She got suspended, didn't she tell you?
    Holton: No, I wanted to surprise her. Anyways, you wanna go grab an omelette and smack lips?

    • @OneFinalAutumn
      @OneFinalAutumn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "Wanna smash pissers in the storage closet?"

    • @falsetitle6940
      @falsetitle6940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@OneFinalAutumn "Smashing pissers" sounds like a band name.

    • @Cheeseboiga
      @Cheeseboiga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@falsetitle6940 it's probably a smashing pumpkins cover band that met eachother at a public bathroom

  • @hruki
    @hruki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    “well i hate omelettes now...” actually the most disappointed i’ve ever seen charlie’s face look

    • @Kanashielia
      @Kanashielia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, watch him reacting to tiktok

    • @fundaez1250
      @fundaez1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Had to replay, he died inside a little

  • @orangememesicle6452
    @orangememesicle6452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Splitting an omelette is just french for "let's do it behind the dumpster" so I think we can expect the good ol doctor to deliver baby Christ himself at the end of the season.

    • @Squid-Game
      @Squid-Game 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      while Baby Jesus is hitting the woah and dunkin hoops

    • @gamblerluigi8110
      @gamblerluigi8110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This I one of the best comments I've read

  • @the_free_timer5011
    @the_free_timer5011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Plot Twist: Dr. Henry executed the previous actors because they were trying to seek asylum in Russia

  • @almondmelk
    @almondmelk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Attaway General is just a wattpad version of Grey’s Anatomy.

    • @brute6896
      @brute6896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am a Wattpad writer, and I agree that there's some weird and questionable stuff here

    • @sruthysk3962
      @sruthysk3962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah Wattpad could definitely do better than this

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *attapad

    • @kileua3086
      @kileua3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oz_jones touche

    • @Nizurre_aka_Zili
      @Nizurre_aka_Zili 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oz_jones i like that lmao

  • @stringbean7723
    @stringbean7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Attaway General switching its cast is like Diary Of A Wimpy Kid switching its cast it just doesn’t feel the same

    • @rudiments514
      @rudiments514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      how can we go through a whole season of this show without Charlie saying "remember guys, jack has been arrested before"

  • @ravenmorrigana1093
    @ravenmorrigana1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I like how Charlie's backstory for Dr Henry is better written than anything in the actual show.

  • @xzavierleimkuehler6095
    @xzavierleimkuehler6095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    are we just gonna ignore "take that tryhard hipster!"

  • @krakowski_6237
    @krakowski_6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Throughout history, empires have risen and fell, stories have passed down through generation after generation, but only one thing has stayed constant. Charlie and his white shirt.

  • @darrinlaw2832
    @darrinlaw2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    You ever think Robert Downey Jr cries himself every night because he didn't have what it takes to be on this show.

  • @thomashatcher8366
    @thomashatcher8366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “That was my first kiss”
    “Do you like Omelettes?”

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, word for word comments from videos I'm watching are my favorite! So funny! 10/10

    • @thomashatcher8366
      @thomashatcher8366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juggmkj I know this ain’t creative at all, but it was just my favourite line from the episode that I thought people might have glossed over

    • @iwonder2218
      @iwonder2218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahh yes the old 1 2 combo, never fails

    • @ShadowGaming26548
      @ShadowGaming26548 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juggmkj agreed

  • @bloodevasive3871
    @bloodevasive3871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “Luckily for us Dr. Henry signed the contract without reading it, so he’s locked into Attaway General for life.”
    Dead.

  • @jaykhadder
    @jaykhadder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Charlie- “Well Holden that is sexual assault.” Had me dead💀😂

    • @mikebiff
      @mikebiff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was absolutely crying 😂

    • @tangyorange3274
      @tangyorange3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You like omelettes?

  • @rufus6996
    @rufus6996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "I wish for something bigger than myself"
    Impossible

  • @TheGIJew.
    @TheGIJew. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Charlie: "New Yorkers are rude, it seems like a bad place."
    Also Charlie: *is from florida*

    • @zuscare3983
      @zuscare3983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      While of course Florida men are nice respectful people

    • @dudebop8203
      @dudebop8203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @K3lp .e professionals have standards

    • @icetide9411
      @icetide9411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @K3lp .e they have some decency, they aren't animals

    • @VeryLegitPerson
      @VeryLegitPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ay at least Florida has Chesterstone745

    • @ribosomerocker
      @ribosomerocker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      C'mon, cut florida people some slack, at least they're not from New York!

  • @g.defreestlarner772
    @g.defreestlarner772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “I wished for something bigger than myself”
    ...well, that narrows it down...

  • @khatabtaha3213
    @khatabtaha3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Imagine being hyped for Attack on Titan season 4 and not for attoway general season 2

    • @ten_cents
      @ten_cents 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @xenogion3589
      @xenogion3589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Bruh did you really just compare AOT to attoway general? Wtf is wrong with you
      Attoway general is clearly way better

    • @yaoriattz7104
      @yaoriattz7104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Simply uncultured

    • @sandrohernandez4401
      @sandrohernandez4401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AOT is over rated

    • @khatabtaha3213
      @khatabtaha3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sandrohernandez4401 it really is

  • @gamermonkey153
    @gamermonkey153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Grey's anatomy kids bop is back let’s goo

    • @threezus7740
      @threezus7740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @suz3787
    @suz3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    charlie not even acknowledging that juvie kid is also gone is top tier

    • @justbarely_there1293
      @justbarely_there1293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah but he was merely a side character in this Hollywood Masterpiece. Dr. Henry is really what draws you in to this ethereal creation. The poster child of this whole series, if you will. Juvie Kid was only a filler character, hardly even an extra.

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They could kick every cast member, but as long as we have Dr. Henry, we have Attaway.

    • @justbarely_there1293
      @justbarely_there1293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JediMasterBaiter Amen, brutha

    • @suz3787
      @suz3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a reboot of attaway general, but every character is played by dr. henry

  • @zark3162
    @zark3162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    He's filled with butterflies, he is covered in butterflies, he is butterflies

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charlie, Lord of Butterflies. Sounds like a Dark Souls boss

  • @umya9971
    @umya9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    The gods have turned against us, they have arrested jack because his acting was too good...

    • @mboz_2108
      @mboz_2108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The feds take Jack, we take their capitol

    • @olezka_dostoevsky
      @olezka_dostoevsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice pfp bro

  • @mariachase2384
    @mariachase2384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I can’t believe they didn’t hire Charlie after his impressive resume from being a star in the hunger games

    • @eeveesmusic1938
      @eeveesmusic1938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr! He was the most important character too!

  • @theactualmasterbeef
    @theactualmasterbeef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When Charlie was giving his recap, I legitimately thought he was being serious about Dr. Henry and the sniper shot until I watched his entire Attaway General Saga and was kind of disappointed.

  • @kaydorkpalmas
    @kaydorkpalmas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Charlie: “I wish I was a little bit taller”
    My brain: ‘I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her”

  • @jackorourke1684
    @jackorourke1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    The fact that half the cast is missing somehow makes that show even better in a really shitty way.

    • @theprincipalityofbelka111
      @theprincipalityofbelka111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Maybe it takes place right after the events of Infinity War

    • @ayodub
      @ayodub 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theprincipalityofbelka111 "Dr Henry, I don't feel so good" - Jack

  • @dr1ver267
    @dr1ver267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    “Wait that was your first kiss, like ever?”
    “Like ever”
    “Wow...do you like omelettes?”

    • @Wolfenrahd
      @Wolfenrahd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I don't like omelettes. They're coarse, rough, and they get everywhere.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Wolfenrahd that moment when you get omelet everywhere

  • @mqn69
    @mqn69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I can understand why they didn't got Jack back in the show his acting is in another dimension

    • @risensand1689
      @risensand1689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      گەواد

    • @Juhinvr
      @Juhinvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes it’s so good they moved him to acting with Adam Sandler

  • @cbaum228
    @cbaum228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "that was my first kiss, like ever"
    "do you like omlettes? Because I'm about to scramble your eggs"

  • @shirogami4224
    @shirogami4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Spoiler: Jack got life imprisonment cos he stole a candy from a toddler.

    • @good__person
      @good__person 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i thought he got death penalty from jaywalking

    • @wildwyatxbox
      @wildwyatxbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@good__person That's- that's what I thought too. I was told it was a no-knock raid by the feds and they killed everyone inside except for him.

    • @obijuanquenobi1911
      @obijuanquenobi1911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They reopened Alcatraz just for him

    • @arch-zero
      @arch-zero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭😭😭

    • @SonicRamon5682
      @SonicRamon5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whyyyyyy would you spoiler that for me! now i know that Jack isn't there cuz of him stealing candy from a baby! 😭😭😭

  • @alerog745
    @alerog745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Attaway general truly is the sopranos of youtube.

    • @potato2769
      @potato2769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      gabagool

    • @thenamelessone6119
      @thenamelessone6119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shinebox lol funny

    • @Tsop2018
      @Tsop2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i’ll say alto

    • @SlicedWrist
      @SlicedWrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How dare you compare that garbage to the masterpiece that is attaway general

    • @DylanJGehl
      @DylanJGehl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn mans out here insulting sopranos

  • @blitz3703
    @blitz3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Pffft it'll never be the same without Jack and his god tier acting.

  • @russellgapuzan968
    @russellgapuzan968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    *holden gets kissed, "what was that!?" charlie, "well holden that right there was SEXUAL ASSAULT, and you can press charges if you wanted to."

  • @TheWarCorrespondent79
    @TheWarCorrespondent79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    “Hopefully Holden doesn’t commit a crime. Or he might go to Juvie for stealing 500 V-Bucks from the Walmart gift card isle.” -Charles White 2020

    • @ShadowGaming26548
      @ShadowGaming26548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Back to juvie for taking back to his mom

    • @vivvi7923
      @vivvi7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yooooooooo wasnt this his roast from season 1? lmao

    • @TheWarCorrespondent79
      @TheWarCorrespondent79 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vivvi7923 lmfao yeah that’s why I quoted it lol

  • @skitskitscootypoot2737
    @skitskitscootypoot2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    As you can see, as his black hair overcomes his white shirts of peace, once it covers it all, we will never truly know what shirt he is wearing, and what side he is on, dark or light...

  • @Xirree
    @Xirree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "I wish there was something bigger than myself"
    that wish is not hard to fulfill charlie, considering 80% of the human population is taller than 5'4

  • @christianorr1212
    @christianorr1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He really hit her with the stage kiss at the end with his thumb covering her lips

  • @ltb1345
    @ltb1345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1740

    Tiktokers when a girl commits sexual assault on a boy: “UWU cute!!!!!!!!!!!”

    • @shlomoshlomo963
      @shlomoshlomo963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Thats cuz they wish they were him lol

    • @rvxnge7491
      @rvxnge7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@shlomoshlomo963 you got a point

    • @jungletroll3844
      @jungletroll3844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shlomoshlomo963 Ha!

    • @koren4685
      @koren4685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I really realy like your picture can i share it to my friend

    • @moonieeclipse1634
      @moonieeclipse1634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@koren4685 just search up Dooms Day there plenty of pictures you can share

  • @gabrill2042
    @gabrill2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the fact Holden seems so sad about Kit being gone, but he automatically rebounds to that Sasha girl

  • @legendmilk349
    @legendmilk349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    This show makes breaking bad look like child’s play

    • @afish3976
      @afish3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like Trash

    • @legendmilk349
      @legendmilk349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@afish3976 true

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Breaking Bad doesnt stand a chance against this show

    • @kyleking3839
      @kyleking3839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Tw0Dots not even amazing movies like The Godfather, Empire Strikes back and Parasite hold up to Attaway general

    • @Corey_Tenderson
      @Corey_Tenderson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyleking3839 exactly! We don’t just compare it to tv, we compare it to movies, video games, novels! No story can compete with this masterpiece!

  • @Jeanette.P
    @Jeanette.P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "That was my first kiss" You kissed his cheek.

  • @mrcroaks8
    @mrcroaks8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Girl: kisses dude
    The guy: What was that?
    Charlie: s e x u a l a s s a u l t, dear sir.

  • @ryancoutinho9803
    @ryancoutinho9803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Sasha: "That was my first kiss"
    Holden: "Wait like ever"
    Sasha: "Like ever"
    Holden: "Do you like omelettes?"
    Me: what?

  • @TheDeath0fDucks
    @TheDeath0fDucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Attaway General season 2 just dropped"
    This sentence literally tore out my spine.

  • @Bat_fan-1
    @Bat_fan-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "She's blown up to a level beyond Jesus Christ"
    She's only 11,000 behind you

    • @bc-ss6yr
      @bc-ss6yr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She has like 40 million on tiktok tho

    • @Bat_fan-1
      @Bat_fan-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bc-ss6yr Ah I see