As a roommate, Blade would probably just sit in the corner of the room, eyes closed while hugging his sword, while at the same time murmuring about him wanted to kill himself.
from what silver wolf says about him, and from her light cone... Blade seems to be the type to actually go out of his way to please people who he cares about... like he promises silver wolf to play games with her or goes with her to the arcade... so it actually all depends on how he feels about u. tho... he also wanna straight up DIE so... i dunno...
Yeah but he promised he'd play video games with her once his hand heals annnnd.... We all that's not gonna happen since he keeps cutting it. Even she commented how it doesn't seem to have healed yet. Maybe he's the kind of guy that can't outright say no to those he cares about, so he makes up an excuse to give himself an out.
@@BlackTigrActually it’s worse than that. Blade’s character story 4 straight up says that his hands are actually ruined (describing them as no linger dexterous and saying he can no longer doing the crafting he used to). So, it’s more like he likely does not want to upset Silver Wolf by telling her that he can’t.
Geppie would be the best choice, he would totally love to go to the farmers market together and would be protective. I feel like he would be that really close friend you would hold hands with while you walk around, but your not in a relationship or anything. I imagine if you were sick or just working on something in your room, he would just check in on you and ask what you want for dinner
You have my pfp and I spent a solid second questioning reality wondering if I'd watched this video in a past I don't recall. Till I read your name and now I no longer question my sanity. I already know I'm not sane hah!
Sth I have learned is that guys who have confident sisters and they get along well, it is VERY likely he's a great man and Gepard has at least 2 sisters. He is protective but not overbearing (he respects Serval & her decisions), he wouldn't be awkward about a female roommate bc if you grow up with sisters stuff like periods is just normal, he can cook & isn't messy. All in all, Gepard would be a S+ roommate.
Welt would definitely be a SSS, he's an old man with a child soul, so he would not decline you for some a hangout and he enjoys his games with the young'ns
Blade is a nice person, all he wants to do is die, and in his ult voiceline "the paradise (death) may be unreachable for me" then when u activate it "savior it in my place" he wants u to enjoy death in his place, and when he kills u he will plant u a flower as a funeral, see such a nice person❤
If I have a coin for every *hoyo wind boy who wants to disappear from this world* I would have 3, which is not a lot but strange how that happened thrice
I don't know why but I feel like HSR characters would make for worse roommates across the board than Genshin. Everyone in HSR is unhinged in some way shape or form LOL
Jing Yuan has top tier roommate qualities to me. He loves animals, has this calm and soothing energy and seems to caring (like bringing chicken broth soup on his way home from work if his roommate is sick). And if it wasn't just something he said to smacktalk, he also has a garden (just a comment in a certain boss fight about the weed in his garden being more troublesome or something... I'm so bad with quotes) so his place sounds nice.
He has a voice line where he complains about the weeds in his gardens (ever since release), so it wasn't just smacktalk but he actually has a garden! And he's the General, he could easily hire 10 gardeners, so that weeds bother him heavily implies he's personally tending to his garden.
-He’s also canonically a great comedian. Talking to his counselor (Qingzu) reveals he used to be a crosstalk comedian with his mentor, and now occasionally does it with Yanqing. He’ll definitely keep you entertained, lol.- Edit: this might not be accurate, so take this with a grain of salt ;-;
@@nolmartmaridorgimeno7022 sorry to burst your bubble, but Qingzu is not a reliable source lol She literally tells you not to ask question bc she can't tell you anything confidential and then when you ask regardless she just makes up stuff. She also says that Yanqing is a Vidyadhara at one point and that all the guards are the same person so if you ever see one of their faces, they will all magically cease existing. So yeah, Jing Yuan being a professional comedian and Yanqing being his comedian in training is almost certainly made up.
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Fun lil fact about Kafka and blade (both of them will literally sit in the dark when you enter (kafka probably enjoys ppls reactions)). Silverwolf mentions this when she is inside the train one of the times
i have a housemate like Sampo we don’t really know what he does but he always brings home random snacks. He often leaves in the middle of the night and comes back like 3 days later and brings home random objects to “fix”
Blade is an introvert, he wouldn't actively talk to others but could still hold a decent conversation and he doesn't seem to be the kind that kill people unreasonably but rather only does it on missions. Kafka on the other hand is cannonly depicted as a sociopath who wouldn't feel anything upon taking lifes so you should look out for her more.
I’d choose Dan Heng. We’re both chill, he’d mind his own business. I feel like he’ll be there beside me if I am having a bad day. Yeah, he might be a bit messy but so am I, but I feel like from time to time he’d like take care of the mess so it’s no that messy. He’d also pay the rent in time, he just gives off like this calming and chill aura that I like. I’m introverted so I like someone calm and who just minds their own business but is also able to talk a bit with me when I want to. So yeah, Dan Heng’s my choice.
You can tell Kafka without makeup has office lady energy. She’s definitely the type to separate work and home. I get the feeling I would be taking care of her after a long day of work, massaging her and cooking her a warm meal. She’s crazy into fashion and jackets too, we could totally go to the mall and shop together. She’s really chill, plus I get to see her without makeup everyday.
They would sow the seeds of distrust until you move out and makes the entire house slowly have a legacy of every person never being the same until she gets the entire area demolished because no one wants to go there anymore and they have to rebuild only for her to go to a new area.
Your impersonations and voices are so good XD A note about Natasha: she is EXTREMELY organized, she has been running an orphanage for a decade, a secret militia for a few years and A clinic all simultaneously, yet, everything works like a well oiled machine, I think she'd be on the same level as Gepard. A note about Yang: He would definitely not reject hanging out, he may be an old man, but inside he is a young lad. He spent most of his life fighting off the enemies of humanity and now after the war is over, he is unleashing that pent up inner child, it's literally an inside joke in the game that he wants to go on every mission because he wants to have fun. He is also very artsy and loves drawing and sculpting. He'd also have a movie or gaming marathon with you and bring the snacks.
Kafka and Blade are that mildly creepy couple that you're *pretty sure* would kill you if you were late with your rent, but they always keep to themselves so. 😶
I feel like all Astral Express members (except Trailblazer) are in "SSS Perfect Roommate" category, these people live on a train and with Pom-pom, if anyone knows how to be a good roommate- it's these 4 I also think Seele would be a friendly but messy roommate, on account of her normally living in a tent in the mines, thou personally I'd still keep her in "we never talk, it's awkward/would actively hide from her in my room" mainly because she's kind of my fictional-crush and I would _not_ survive having her as *just* my roommate
I got your point, i would probably think everyday on getting closer to her but i would never achieve it, we would just be colleagues and i wouldn´t even get to a friendzone with her, well that´s my specific case, but overall i think Seele would be chill and maybe there would be the possibility of having the "homie" energy with her
But if you think of Blade as a Tsundere then he wouldn’t be such a bad roommate lol He just has 5 people on his list. If you're not one of them, then I think you would be fine and he would be a cool dude to hang out with
It all clicked together when you listed all of jing yuan's traits He has literally the exact sames vibes of that one pot smoking extremely chill roommate that is great to be around but owns 5 pets, never cleans, never cooks, sleeps in the middle of the day, all while you never see working but somehow still has an income
Why do I feel that Jing Yuan would bring to your home a whole lion as a pet and say 'Hey I found us a pet' Also Yanqing: Basically do you want your 12-15 year old self as a roomate? (For me- Nah i dont need more of me) For the shredded cheese part: Hook, Yanqing, March 7th and Sampo (to make you mad) I'd personally like Jing Yuan since its a nice level of chill i can deal with and he will be sweet. The only issue i see, is him sleeping a little too much and the amount of birds around the house. Other than that, i wouldn't mind doing chores if he forgets, intentionally or not.
I want one of the Landaus Geppie is obvious: he's clean, orderly, sweet, and my favorite character Serval, I feel that she would be respectful and only keep her mess in her room. Maybe the living area once and a while, though shed clean it up. She would probably be a little loud, but I could also see her trying to get my unsocial ass out more. Which is much appreciated :')
I feel like silver wolf wild be a nice roommate because she texts us a lot, is nice to us, gives us motivation, told us about the secret summoning ritual and she hacked our game to give us free fuel
Dan Heng doesn't leave his door locked or avoid people. He lets you in his room which is constantly unlocked. He doesn't care about his privacy in there at all. He just also doesn't go out of his way to interact with people, either. So whether Dan Heng is a ghost or not depends on if you are a ghost or not. If you're a ghost, you won't talk to him, or go in his room, so he'll become a ghost as a result.
According to Geppie Serval is quite messy. When you're hiding out in her workshop and he shows up she uses spring cleaning as an excuse yo try to get rid of him and he just goes "Spring cleaning? You?" And immediately decides thats a lie to try to hide illegal research from him.
I’m definitely a Himeko roommate person, but I wouldn’t mind somebody like Jing Yuan. I wouldn’t be able to room with Serval because I’d be too head over heels for her. I guess Welt would also do, but he’s a little old for me to get along with. March would be a good roomie, but we’d never have topics to talk about. Like, she’s a photography student already owning a successful studio, I’m a STEM student that desperately needs help setting up this 3D printer. On the other hand, Himeko is an areospace student and rebuilt the Astral Express, Serval is an inventor and Jing Yuan a military genius.
only thing is that serval is canonnically messy and never cleans up the very same mess. I mean gepard half didn't believe her when she said she was cleaning...
Jing Yuan would be messy, but he's actually organized too, so if he probably like notice his room is messy af he'll eventually clean it up 😭 But true, he'd def be awake at 2AM eating from the fridge or sumth.
Blade seems like someone who would ignore you completely but in one of silver wolf's voice lines it's revealed that he actually plays video games with her. I think that's kinda cute
Himeko would absolutely be the most amazing roomate, she would buy you breakfast, wake you up with coffee ready, talk about your problems, she would be like that loving older friend who is sort of like a mom but respects your boundaries as a friend. Welt is basically the male version of himeko except he would keep to himself more, but still would look out for you from a distance, like if you had trouble with homework for college he would politely help you then continue on doing whatever he's doing
Totally agree with the March 7th take. She's just so loveable and fun! Gotta pick Dan Heng for my roommate though... Hoping for a roommates to lovers scenario😂
Sampo the kind of guy to miss 3 weeks of rent while out on a "business venture" and then mysteriously shows up a week later with 2 months worth of rent from what he says were "...definitely legal and moral business affairs my dear friend". Also, Kafka would 100% be kinda creepy for most people high-key, she'd just casually stare at you and go on about how everything you do is just "...part of the script..." Ngl as much as I love Kafka, as much of a bad bitch that she is...she's basically a hot fortune teller posing as a bounty hunter. Blade being a package works for me because I'm just down bad for both of them ;3333 Besides Kafka I would probably pick Bronya to be my roommate. I've lived other girls like her and tbh it's kinda nice once you get to know them. Everything is in order, they're open to talking about new things, and to top it all off she already has a platonic love interest. Honestly, she'd be super easy to talk to and approach+is organised, that's a perfect roommate imo
Pela is good to child, part of band, smart, and friendly And i dont think hook will do that horrible thing. She looks a bit annoying but she doesnt do any bad thing throughout the story and shes a reasonable child. Jing yuan is a type of smart man who do his work so fast so he can relax and enjoy his time. Fu xuan is very talkative in story, she will do anything herself even if she need a help, but she doesnt want to ask you 😂 and shes smart, shes next candidate general. She will mad at you if you dont do your obligation in your dorm
I would choose March 7th as my roommate just because I think we would get along SO WELL we both love taking pictures and she is so similar to me. I would love her as a roommate. And also at 16:48 when she said who would be eating shredded cheese out of the bag at 2 am I thought the same exact character.
would personnaly love either himeko or welt. Welt litterraly has the knowlege of how a lazer cannon works in his head and was able to summon it on a whim in the past and now fights using an artifact made from the core of a being that sunk an entire continent under the ocean
I feel like me and welt would just vibe me and him have very similar personalities he has a lot of wisdom and hed be able to protect the house from intruders bc hes a herrsher he would be organized he would be respectful responsible and funny at the same time all around (for me at least) top of sss
Your voice is beautiful, and your making voices for the characters was fantastic (i.e. clara, himeko, kafka, etc). I genuinely think you would be an outstanding voice actor
I honestly would pick Welt. He is calm and collected most of the times and seems like the knowledgeable type of guy. There is also his side that he loves adventures which is often shown in HSR where he and Himeko sIt on the Astral Express and he expresses his yearning to go on Adventures. I think he would be a pretty chill roommate
As somebody who’s first 5 star was yanqing, if you’ve heard his voice lines and stuff, his only care is his sword. I legit thought everyone had him bc I never get five stars and thought everyone had him lol
Thing about Hook is, you may have to take care of her, but she’s genuinely well-behaved and good to her father, wishing to do everything she can for him. Her and her group also help out the community, and their shenanigans are nothing more than little pranks or fun games. If there’s a word to describe her, she’d actually be like, the perfect daughter. Now Luocha… that guy scares me. And you know why. As for Welt, the man is an animator. You bet your ass I’d have him as a roommate in a heartbeat. Hands down, no cap, all day every day, he’s now my uncle.
If Kafka and Blade were your roommates, Kafka would do that thing like “shhhh Bladie, this isn’t you, just look at me.” When Blade is mad and I’d get sick of it 😭 lowkey like one of those couples in the line at an amusement park, there foreheads pressed together in line that you look at like 😐. And then when Kafka wasn’t around he’d just ignore you.
i think jing yuan would be my ideal roommate. hear me out i know he can be lazy and kinda airheaded but i like that he might forget to take out the trash or feed the cats from time to time bc someone too meticulous and strict would make me feel on edge, lord knows i wouldnt be the perfect roommate either so someone to bicker with about whose turn it is to do the dishes would be more comfortable for me. and despite it all hes definitely still someone i can depend on since he is a general after all so i know he will maintain a degree of mutual respect and responsiblity and do whats expected of him in the end. hes the perfect combination of mature and silly goofy and we know he has a knack for observing and reading situations (as a general does) so i feel like he would be really great at reading the room to find the balance between creating a friendship and knowing when to leave me the hell alone, he would honour my privacy but would totally be down for a movie/game night or a serious chat if i ever need an ear. damn now i really want to live with him :/
Dan Heng is enough for me. His archive is treasure and he is so calm and smart. We could talk lot of topics till late night. Simple yet beautiful and meaningfull. But, Gepard also another choice. Gentleman to the truest.
I haven't finished the video yet so maybe you address this later, but i think you misplaced Clara. She is basically a machine prodigy. Meaning when things stop working in the house, like the fridge, a/c, washing machine, etc, Clara will fix that up easy. & she is also VERY respectful of people and loves to be helpful so i can't see her leaving a mess behind bc she wouldn't want to inconveniance or upset her roommate. She'd likely do her robot fixing outside & not bring it indoors unless it was an emergency. Plus Svarog totally doubles as the world's most advanced security system. lol. He'd never sleep & always be scanning for danger. As long as you & Clara are tight, he'd protect you as well. So imo, Clara would probably be in the Good Roommate category.
Herta and Silver Wolf are both snarky and don’t care about you. But if you catch their attention, you’re in for a treat. If you do any engineering or computer science you’re guaranteed to learn a ton because of them. If you’re smart (like me) you could definitely geek out with those two, and occasionally help each other in weaker areas. Silver Wolf and I would stay up gaming, go to the arcade and win tons of prizes, and draw graffiti all over the place. She’s a fun person because she see life as one, as stated a few times in the game.
Welt is probably the most approachable guy out there, if anything, he goes to people to help them cause that what he likes doing. Hell he most likelt the guy who built the house or building, not cause he's rich, but cause he has creative mode.
I’d be fine with Blade since he keeps to himself, Silver Wolf would be annoying, but she’d be fine to deal with. Kafka is a different story. She’d probably manipulate me into doing all the chores.
Dan Heng seems like the kind of roommate where you peek in his room and you're like "Damn, you live like this?" not because he's messy but because you're like "bro, at least get a bedframe"
Nah, if your roomate is Blade, he would probably the one that you see once a month & always either hide in his room or go out. But if your roomate is Kafka, then this mf will be on your couch at 3 A.M just black out drunk every 2 nights or so & you'll just stand there wonder what the hell is with these 2, like are they fuck buddies? Lovers?? Master & Pets???
I love Svarog but I don’t think I could handle going outside my room in the middle of the night, seeing an ominous glowing red light, and a voice saying “Calculating Threat Index”
i personally would take danheng to A tier, he's a cool guy once you get along with him just like he did to march.. and definitely put bronya to SSS tier, she's caring and listens to you even she's not intrested with the topics
If you managed to get on Bronie's good side, I feel like she'd casually do favours for you. As for Seele, yeah, she's rough around the edges, but Seele Vollerei shows you what kind of person she can be, and she's always been compassionate about her people anyway. She'd always be with Bronya anyway, and why would you want the CEO of Mihoyo at your place? On the other end of the spectrum, Sampo would _certainly_ try to rob you blind. He stays out. I don't trust Kafka at all, unless Aponia was also nearby to counter her 'listen' with a 'please.' Luocha is an Otto. That's an auto-out. Hook is the rambunctious child who'd run through the house constantly, but if you were her favourite person, she'd listen to you. Or Natasha, because she's Raven to the misbehaving kids. And Clara would fix things for you. Clara, Serval, and Bronie fixing your stuff would be so fun to watch. You'd never have to buy a machine again.
I would love to be silverwolfs roomate Like we’d play apex or something together and she’d have SO MANY HACKS, we would win a bunch of times and I’d be like “You hacked the game didn’t you” And she’d be like “yeah…. You gonna report me” And I’d be like “mama didn’t raise a snitch I’ll be happy with my 280 wins”
I played HK3rd, Luocha can be a sus roomate if you get what I mean. One day you may see several Luochas running around the house, maybe some notes of reviving the dead here and there, some suspicious green liquid on the floor, or the coffin just burst plants out, or some luofu citizens called him Raksha out of nowhere. Just saying.
Svarog so big and a chunk of metal. Ur house is gonna chake whenever he walks and he doesn’t sleep so he’s just standing in the corner waiting for everyone to wake up again, protecting Clara as she sleeps. And dont u dare go into her room in that state, you’ll be immediately get a warn message from svarogs defense system.
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@@L17_8what the fuck
Kafka and Bladie are like one package now. He's basically become her personal Rottweiler.
I love that comparison omg
@@Koomaxx This implies he has a collar....I'll see myself out.
Blade is more like a dobberman tbh
@@unowns430 Are we sure he's not a Golden Retriever?
@@aeso3555 why would he be a golden retriever?
As a roommate, Blade would probably just sit in the corner of the room, eyes closed while hugging his sword, while at the same time murmuring about him wanted to kill himself.
that would be an awkward sight if you have a girl over or something
@@karmascoffinnahh just be normal about it
"Oh over here is Blade, he’s my sleep paralysis demon"
@@xanvoir7693unless of course you're the sleep paralysis demon
@@xanvoir7693 LMAOOO
Personally Im keeping him away from my room Im scared of him
from what silver wolf says about him, and from her light cone... Blade seems to be the type to actually go out of his way to please people who he cares about... like he promises silver wolf to play games with her or goes with her to the arcade... so it actually all depends on how he feels about u. tho... he also wanna straight up DIE so... i dunno...
Blade is literally a total Grandpa who wants to enjoy the company of his Grandchildren.
Wanting to die is kind of a mood though
Yeah but he promised he'd play video games with her once his hand heals annnnd.... We all that's not gonna happen since he keeps cutting it. Even she commented how it doesn't seem to have healed yet. Maybe he's the kind of guy that can't outright say no to those he cares about, so he makes up an excuse to give himself an out.
@@BlackTigrActually it’s worse than that. Blade’s character story 4 straight up says that his hands are actually ruined (describing them as no linger dexterous and saying he can no longer doing the crafting he used to). So, it’s more like he likely does not want to upset Silver Wolf by telling her that he can’t.
Blade seems to be a surprisingly chill dude so long as you aren't on his or the SH's hit list.
I think kafka would bring bladie, and when you ask him for rent kafka would be like "don't worry I pay pet rent for him :)"
Technically blade always needs her by him to quell the Mara otherwise he would go on killing spree
Geppie would be the best choice, he would totally love to go to the farmers market together and would be protective. I feel like he would be that really close friend you would hold hands with while you walk around, but your not in a relationship or anything. I imagine if you were sick or just working on something in your room, he would just check in on you and ask what you want for dinner
You have my pfp and I spent a solid second questioning reality wondering if I'd watched this video in a past I don't recall. Till I read your name and now I no longer question my sanity. I already know I'm not sane hah!
@@bjaogh LOL no this is your future self with a different name
@@FioraWolf It does make sense. We have to be careful, else we'd break the universe. I may forget I met you - I mean me.
And knowing that he canonically cooks makes everything better
Sth I have learned is that guys who have confident sisters and they get along well, it is VERY likely he's a great man and Gepard has at least 2 sisters.
He is protective but not overbearing (he respects Serval & her decisions), he wouldn't be awkward about a female roommate bc if you grow up with sisters stuff like periods is just normal, he can cook & isn't messy. All in all, Gepard would be a S+ roommate.
Welt would definitely be a SSS, he's an old man with a child soul, so he would not decline you for some a hangout and he enjoys his games with the young'ns
The man litterally has the knowlege of about 300 000 people in his head. The man would dominate in jeopardy lol
welt is also a novelist which is a plus point, he's a man of knowledge, skill and caring grandpa energy
Blade is a nice person, all he wants to do is die, and in his ult voiceline "the paradise (death) may be unreachable for me" then when u activate it "savior it in my place" he wants u to enjoy death in his place, and when he kills u he will plant u a flower as a funeral, see such a nice person❤
If I have a coin for every *hoyo wind boy who wants to disappear from this world* I would have 3, which is not a lot but strange how that happened thrice
His revival voiceline is: “why am I still here? Just to suffer?”
@@jihad1251 no it's not lmao
@@LowIntSpecimenyes, it is
@raija2359 well it's definitely not that in eng
I don't know why but I feel like HSR characters would make for worse roommates across the board than Genshin. Everyone in HSR is unhinged in some way shape or form LOL
Everyone there should be prescribed therapy and 90% would either refuse 😂
@@michik5140natasha can give therapy
Its those darker honkai impact tones at work
Except Bronya. Seele also looks like a friend that gonna bully the bullies
himeko is honestly that one science nerd in class that somehow ends up making a mini nuke at home
Jing Yuan has top tier roommate qualities to me. He loves animals, has this calm and soothing energy and seems to caring (like bringing chicken broth soup on his way home from work if his roommate is sick). And if it wasn't just something he said to smacktalk, he also has a garden (just a comment in a certain boss fight about the weed in his garden being more troublesome or something... I'm so bad with quotes) so his place sounds nice.
He has a voice line where he complains about the weeds in his gardens (ever since release), so it wasn't just smacktalk but he actually has a garden!
And he's the General, he could easily hire 10 gardeners, so that weeds bother him heavily implies he's personally tending to his garden.
@@Mercyfalls thanks for the confirmation~ 💛
-He’s also canonically a great comedian. Talking to his counselor (Qingzu) reveals he used to be a crosstalk comedian with his mentor, and now occasionally does it with Yanqing. He’ll definitely keep you entertained, lol.-
Edit: this might not be accurate, so take this with a grain of salt ;-;
@@nolmartmaridorgimeno7022 sorry to burst your bubble, but Qingzu is not a reliable source lol
She literally tells you not to ask question bc she can't tell you anything confidential and then when you ask regardless she just makes up stuff.
She also says that Yanqing is a Vidyadhara at one point and that all the guards are the same person so if you ever see one of their faces, they will all magically cease existing. So yeah, Jing Yuan being a professional comedian and Yanqing being his comedian in training is almost certainly made up.
@@Mercyfalls Oh!
Oh.
…if that’s true… should I delete that comment?
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Oh man just how long would Tingyun and I be roommates...
Fun lil fact about Kafka and blade (both of them will literally sit in the dark when you enter (kafka probably enjoys ppls reactions)). Silverwolf mentions this when she is inside the train one of the times
Imagine walking back home and just seeing them staring at you from across the room in the dark, I’d be so scared regardless if their my roommate
@@Kochoaria132 I think I would sob
And there is Sam who will bomb rush you the moment you are on sight
i have a housemate like Sampo
we don’t really know what he does but he always brings home random snacks. He often leaves in the middle of the night and comes back like 3 days later and brings home random objects to “fix”
He leaves because he has to make sure that Hoyo doesn’t notice he’s gone from HSR
Kafka is your roommate and Blade is the roommate’s friend that is always crashing on the couch for some reason.
Blade is an introvert, he wouldn't actively talk to others but could still hold a decent conversation and he doesn't seem to be the kind that kill people unreasonably but rather only does it on missions. Kafka on the other hand is cannonly depicted as a sociopath who wouldn't feel anything upon taking lifes so you should look out for her more.
In other words, if you exclude the moments of mara. Blade is safer to be around than kafka.
I’d choose Dan Heng. We’re both chill, he’d mind his own business. I feel like he’ll be there beside me if I am having a bad day. Yeah, he might be a bit messy but so am I, but I feel like from time to time he’d like take care of the mess so it’s no that messy. He’d also pay the rent in time, he just gives off like this calming and chill aura that I like. I’m introverted so I like someone calm and who just minds their own business but is also able to talk a bit with me when I want to. So yeah, Dan Heng’s my choice.
The way I could literally see it happen, DanHeng for the best roommate!
I love Dan Heng
SAME OMG
100% Agree. He and Gepard are ideal friend I want to befriend for the rest of my live. Calm, smart, responsible and loyal.
Ok yeah, honestly you're right. He'd be mine now come to think of it.
that Tingyun segment was a rollercoaster of emotions- But yeah i wouldn’t want to be her roommate she’s very suspicious
As someone who has played through the new quest I can agree she is very suspicious.
She is very sus indeed
There's a reason she has such a hard on for abundance
That part was really neck-snapping!
Literally.
She as her real self is a sweet girl, based on her character story. But she who was with us....
I would probably pick March. Just a fun person to hang out with.
11:20 Sampo renting out your room is so accurate it hurts lol. Would drive me crazy.
I feel like silver wolf would be a great roommate. We would not interact a lot but if we do it probably would turn into gaming the whole night.
You can tell Kafka without makeup has office lady energy. She’s definitely the type to separate work and home. I get the feeling I would be taking care of her after a long day of work, massaging her and cooking her a warm meal. She’s crazy into fashion and jackets too, we could totally go to the mall and shop together. She’s really chill, plus I get to see her without makeup everyday.
Dude just wants to be Kafka's housewife and honestly I can relate.
I don't know why but I feel like Tingyun would bring the dorm down a path of destruction💀
LMAO
They would sow the seeds of distrust until you move out and makes the entire house slowly have a legacy of every person never being the same until she gets the entire area demolished because no one wants to go there anymore and they have to rebuild only for her to go to a new area.
“down a path of destruction” well that aged well..
@@leem7357 I did it on purpose, the story quest had already been out for 2-3 days
Your impersonations and voices are so good XD
A note about Natasha: she is EXTREMELY organized, she has been running an orphanage for a decade, a secret militia for a few years and A clinic all simultaneously, yet, everything works like a well oiled machine, I think she'd be on the same level as Gepard.
A note about Yang: He would definitely not reject hanging out, he may be an old man, but inside he is a young lad. He spent most of his life fighting off the enemies of humanity and now after the war is over, he is unleashing that pent up inner child, it's literally an inside joke in the game that he wants to go on every mission because he wants to have fun. He is also very artsy and loves drawing and sculpting. He'd also have a movie or gaming marathon with you and bring the snacks.
Kafka and Blade are that mildly creepy couple that you're *pretty sure* would kill you if you were late with your rent, but they always keep to themselves so. 😶
Basically toxic boyfriend and I can fix him girlfriend who also need fixing
@@Daemonlord7372They're basically the meme "I can make him worse." Said by the women who's equally as bad lmao
scariest landlords ever
Himeko is the roommate who somehow still has more fun then you while being a designated driver
Koomaxx about Luocha: "I don't know if I trust this guy"
Honkai Impact 3rd crew: "It checks"
I feel like all Astral Express members (except Trailblazer) are in "SSS Perfect Roommate" category, these people live on a train and with Pom-pom, if anyone knows how to be a good roommate- it's these 4
I also think Seele would be a friendly but messy roommate, on account of her normally living in a tent in the mines, thou personally I'd still keep her in "we never talk, it's awkward/would actively hide from her in my room" mainly because she's kind of my fictional-crush and I would _not_ survive having her as *just* my roommate
I got your point, i would probably think everyday on getting closer to her but i would never achieve it, we would just be colleagues and i wouldn´t even get to a friendzone with her, well that´s my specific case, but overall i think Seele would be chill and maybe there would be the possibility of having the "homie" energy with her
*cough cough* Herta would constantly pester you to try out her simulated universe *cough cough*
Hook wouldn’t use the door to get in. She would create a new entrance and be like “DIGGERTRON GOOOOO!!!”.
i feel like Kafka is that one insanely suspicious roommate that you are terrified of because you barely know any of her whereabouts 😂
And you hear strange noises coming from her room. And the only time you ever hear or see her is at night.
@@BlackTigr OMG yesss 😂
But if you think of Blade as a Tsundere then he wouldn’t be such a bad roommate lol
He just has 5 people on his list. If you're not one of them, then I think you would be fine and he would be a cool dude to hang out with
It all clicked together when you listed all of jing yuan's traits
He has literally the exact sames vibes of that one pot smoking extremely chill roommate that is great to be around but owns 5 pets, never cleans, never cooks, sleeps in the middle of the day, all while you never see working but somehow still has an income
Literally me LMAO
Why do I feel that Jing Yuan would bring to your home a whole lion as a pet and say 'Hey I found us a pet'
Also Yanqing: Basically do you want your 12-15 year old self as a roomate? (For me- Nah i dont need more of me)
For the shredded cheese part: Hook, Yanqing, March 7th and Sampo (to make you mad)
I'd personally like Jing Yuan since its a nice level of chill i can deal with and he will be sweet. The only issue i see, is him sleeping a little too much and the amount of birds around the house. Other than that, i wouldn't mind doing chores if he forgets, intentionally or not.
Honestly can see that!
I think you should have thought a bit more about Ting Yun. That seemed like a bit of a snap decision to me.
Get out 💀
You did not 😭
Too soon 😢
Get out right now
I want one of the Landaus
Geppie is obvious: he's clean, orderly, sweet, and my favorite character
Serval, I feel that she would be respectful and only keep her mess in her room. Maybe the living area once and a while, though shed clean it up. She would probably be a little loud, but I could also see her trying to get my unsocial ass out more. Which is much appreciated :')
I feel like silver wolf wild be a nice roommate because she texts us a lot, is nice to us, gives us motivation, told us about the secret summoning ritual and she hacked our game to give us free fuel
Serval would be very useful in fixing (eg when the power is out or heating broken) but i dont want a rock performance at 2AM
Dan Heng doesn't leave his door locked or avoid people. He lets you in his room which is constantly unlocked. He doesn't care about his privacy in there at all. He just also doesn't go out of his way to interact with people, either. So whether Dan Heng is a ghost or not depends on if you are a ghost or not. If you're a ghost, you won't talk to him, or go in his room, so he'll become a ghost as a result.
According to Geppie Serval is quite messy. When you're hiding out in her workshop and he shows up she uses spring cleaning as an excuse yo try to get rid of him and he just goes "Spring cleaning? You?" And immediately decides thats a lie to try to hide illegal research from him.
3:02 he would ignore you all the time and always take the kitchen knifes to his room, but never ask what hes doing with them...
we know what he is doing and it would look like a crime scene
He would keep trying to shing shing himself since he wants to die
@@quackyman796 british moment
I’m definitely a Himeko roommate person, but I wouldn’t mind somebody like Jing Yuan. I wouldn’t be able to room with Serval because I’d be too head over heels for her. I guess Welt would also do, but he’s a little old for me to get along with.
March would be a good roomie, but we’d never have topics to talk about. Like, she’s a photography student already owning a successful studio, I’m a STEM student that desperately needs help setting up this 3D printer.
On the other hand, Himeko is an areospace student and rebuilt the Astral Express, Serval is an inventor and Jing Yuan a military genius.
only thing is that serval is canonnically messy and never cleans up the very same mess. I mean gepard half didn't believe her when she said she was cleaning...
Welt Strikes me more as a tea kind of guy
plus he is like an anime producer or something close to that so he might be pretty chill
Jing Yuan would be messy, but he's actually organized too, so if he probably like notice his room is messy af he'll eventually clean it up 😭 But true, he'd def be awake at 2AM eating from the fridge or sumth.
Blade seems like someone who would ignore you completely but in one of silver wolf's voice lines it's revealed that he actually plays video games with her. I think that's kinda cute
Himeko would absolutely be the most amazing roomate, she would buy you breakfast, wake you up with coffee ready, talk about your problems, she would be like that loving older friend who is sort of like a mom but respects your boundaries as a friend.
Welt is basically the male version of himeko except he would keep to himself more, but still would look out for you from a distance, like if you had trouble with homework for college he would politely help you then continue on doing whatever he's doing
Here she arrives with her amazing experience. Also these guys as macdonalds employees would be funny af.
Totally agree with the March 7th take. She's just so loveable and fun! Gotta pick Dan Heng for my roommate though... Hoping for a roommates to lovers scenario😂
SAME! lmao
LMAO 😂
Having Sampo as a roommate has one advantage: When you forget to do your homework you can tell your teacher that you roommate ate them.
Sampo the kind of guy to miss 3 weeks of rent while out on a "business venture" and then mysteriously shows up a week later with 2 months worth of rent from what he says were "...definitely legal and moral business affairs my dear friend".
Also, Kafka would 100% be kinda creepy for most people high-key, she'd just casually stare at you and go on about how everything you do is just "...part of the script..."
Ngl as much as I love Kafka, as much of a bad bitch that she is...she's basically a hot fortune teller posing as a bounty hunter.
Blade being a package works for me because I'm just down bad for both of them ;3333
Besides Kafka I would probably pick Bronya to be my roommate. I've lived other girls like her and tbh it's kinda nice once you get to know them. Everything is in order, they're open to talking about new things, and to top it all off she already has a platonic love interest. Honestly, she'd be super easy to talk to and approach+is organised, that's a perfect roommate imo
I felt from the beginning that the "STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE" column was created specifically for shampoo...😂
Pela is good to child, part of band, smart, and friendly
And i dont think hook will do that horrible thing. She looks a bit annoying but she doesnt do any bad thing throughout the story and shes a reasonable child.
Jing yuan is a type of smart man who do his work so fast so he can relax and enjoy his time.
Fu xuan is very talkative in story, she will do anything herself even if she need a help, but she doesnt want to ask you 😂 and shes smart, shes next candidate general. She will mad at you if you dont do your obligation in your dorm
Nobody's talking about how she pulled a near-perfect Clara impression.
Well. The Tingyun part truly aged.
I would choose March 7th as my roommate just because I think we would get along SO WELL we both love taking pictures and she is so similar to me. I would love her as a roommate. And also at 16:48 when she said who would be eating shredded cheese out of the bag at 2 am I thought the same exact character.
would personnaly love either himeko or welt. Welt litterraly has the knowlege of how a lazer cannon works in his head and was able to summon it on a whim in the past and now fights using an artifact made from the core of a being that sunk an entire continent under the ocean
I feel like me and welt would just vibe me and him have very similar personalities he has a lot of wisdom and hed be able to protect the house from intruders bc hes a herrsher he would be organized he would be respectful responsible and funny at the same time all around (for me at least) top of sss
I feel like Blade would almost never be home as a roommate because he would be out and about hunting Dan Heng.
Welt and Luocha seem like a good roommate cause first of all , they're neat. Kinda old school but helpful cause you can ask them a lot of things .
Serval would be PERFECT, looking into her personality you’d think she would be messy, but looking into her actual place shes relatively clean.
Your voice is beautiful, and your making voices for the characters was fantastic (i.e. clara, himeko, kafka, etc). I genuinely think you would be an outstanding voice actor
Thank you so much!!🥹✨
I honestly would pick Welt. He is calm and collected most of the times and seems like the knowledgeable type of guy. There is also his side that he loves adventures which is often shown in HSR where he and Himeko sIt on the Astral Express and he expresses his yearning to go on Adventures. I think he would be a pretty chill roommate
As somebody who’s first 5 star was yanqing, if you’ve heard his voice lines and stuff, his only care is his sword.
I legit thought everyone had him bc I never get five stars and thought everyone had him lol
I would have literally NOTHING to be afraid of about silverwolf. The worst that could happen is her getting traumatized from my search history.
She's chronically online. More of you'd be traumatized by HER search history lmao
@@yumeng4686 bet it would be 10% secret goverment document websites 80% game searching and 10% about hacking.
Geppie's my roommate of choice! I think we would get along well.
Thing about Hook is, you may have to take care of her, but she’s genuinely well-behaved and good to her father, wishing to do everything she can for him. Her and her group also help out the community, and their shenanigans are nothing more than little pranks or fun games. If there’s a word to describe her, she’d actually be like, the perfect daughter.
Now Luocha… that guy scares me. And you know why.
As for Welt, the man is an animator. You bet your ass I’d have him as a roommate in a heartbeat. Hands down, no cap, all day every day, he’s now my uncle.
If Luocha is anything like Otto
He's gonna be the perfect roommate
Gepard protecc he attacc but of utmost importance if someone breaks in he'll make their neck go snap
If Kafka and Blade were your roommates, Kafka would do that thing like “shhhh Bladie, this isn’t you, just look at me.” When Blade is mad and I’d get sick of it 😭 lowkey like one of those couples in the line at an amusement park, there foreheads pressed together in line that you look at like 😐. And then when Kafka wasn’t around he’d just ignore you.
Jing Yuan (at least EN version) would also be amazing at tech support given that his VA is Cy Yu
as someone who just started playing Honkai Star Rail this was very interesting! I really enjoy your tier list videos haha
i think jing yuan would be my ideal roommate. hear me out i know he can be lazy and kinda airheaded but i like that he might forget to take out the trash or feed the cats from time to time bc someone too meticulous and strict would make me feel on edge, lord knows i wouldnt be the perfect roommate either so someone to bicker with about whose turn it is to do the dishes would be more comfortable for me. and despite it all hes definitely still someone i can depend on since he is a general after all so i know he will maintain a degree of mutual respect and responsiblity and do whats expected of him in the end. hes the perfect combination of mature and silly goofy and we know he has a knack for observing and reading situations (as a general does) so i feel like he would be really great at reading the room to find the balance between creating a friendship and knowing when to leave me the hell alone, he would honour my privacy but would totally be down for a movie/game night or a serious chat if i ever need an ear. damn now i really want to live with him :/
Dan Heng is enough for me. His archive is treasure and he is so calm and smart. We could talk lot of topics till late night. Simple yet beautiful and meaningfull. But, Gepard also another choice. Gentleman to the truest.
14:00
Is anybody going to tell her about tingyun?
I think gepard would be my best roommate, I’m messy but I think he’d be fine cleaning up my slack while also getting me to clean with him
I feel like I would jam with Silverwolf because I can play games with her, and I would try to get her to teach me how to hack 😂
Me: "Hey Silver Wolf, I got you some Nintendo eShop cards..."
Silver Wolf: "Not now, I'm busy playing Mario Kart..."
Sampo's section made me bust a gut, that was hilarious
“Tingyun feels scary” huh, how did you predict that
Lmaooo I love your impressions of thr characters haha
Especially Clara
I haven't finished the video yet so maybe you address this later, but i think you misplaced Clara. She is basically a machine prodigy. Meaning when things stop working in the house, like the fridge, a/c, washing machine, etc, Clara will fix that up easy. & she is also VERY respectful of people and loves to be helpful so i can't see her leaving a mess behind bc she wouldn't want to inconveniance or upset her roommate. She'd likely do her robot fixing outside & not bring it indoors unless it was an emergency.
Plus Svarog totally doubles as the world's most advanced security system. lol. He'd never sleep & always be scanning for danger. As long as you & Clara are tight, he'd protect you as well. So imo, Clara would probably be in the Good Roommate category.
Herta and Silver Wolf are both snarky and don’t care about you. But if you catch their attention, you’re in for a treat. If you do any engineering or computer science you’re guaranteed to learn a ton because of them. If you’re smart (like me) you could definitely geek out with those two, and occasionally help each other in weaker areas. Silver Wolf and I would stay up gaming, go to the arcade and win tons of prizes, and draw graffiti all over the place. She’s a fun person because she see life as one, as stated a few times in the game.
blade and luocha looks like malewives i bet they put on pink aprons when they cook
I feel like Pela would be like "i'm having a kdrama night wanna come over?"
Welt is probably the most approachable guy out there, if anything, he goes to people to help them cause that what he likes doing. Hell he most likelt the guy who built the house or building, not cause he's rich, but cause he has creative mode.
I’d be fine with Blade since he keeps to himself, Silver Wolf would be annoying, but she’d be fine to deal with. Kafka is a different story. She’d probably manipulate me into doing all the chores.
Blade: *notices missing plate of pizza rolls in the fridge* of six people 4 must pay a price
I imagine bronya would be very loud at night if Seele came around with her
Dan Heng seems like the kind of roommate where you peek in his room and you're like "Damn, you live like this?" not because he's messy but because you're like "bro, at least get a bedframe"
Nah, if your roomate is Blade, he would probably the one that you see once a month & always either hide in his room or go out.
But if your roomate is Kafka, then this mf will be on your couch at 3 A.M just black out drunk every 2 nights or so & you'll just stand there wonder what the hell is with these 2, like are they fuck buddies? Lovers?? Master & Pets???
all 3
I love Svarog but I don’t think I could handle going outside my room in the middle of the night, seeing an ominous glowing red light, and a voice saying “Calculating Threat Index”
i personally would take danheng to A tier, he's a cool guy once you get along with him just like he did to march.. and definitely put bronya to SSS tier, she's caring and listens to you even she's not intrested with the topics
If you managed to get on Bronie's good side, I feel like she'd casually do favours for you. As for Seele, yeah, she's rough around the edges, but Seele Vollerei shows you what kind of person she can be, and she's always been compassionate about her people anyway. She'd always be with Bronya anyway, and why would you want the CEO of Mihoyo at your place?
On the other end of the spectrum, Sampo would _certainly_ try to rob you blind. He stays out. I don't trust Kafka at all, unless Aponia was also nearby to counter her 'listen' with a 'please.' Luocha is an Otto. That's an auto-out. Hook is the rambunctious child who'd run through the house constantly, but if you were her favourite person, she'd listen to you. Or Natasha, because she's Raven to the misbehaving kids. And Clara would fix things for you. Clara, Serval, and Bronie fixing your stuff would be so fun to watch. You'd never have to buy a machine again.
doesn't seele also know how to fix stuff?
"And i thought i was messy..."
- Gepard, in Serval's story quest.
I would love to be silverwolfs roomate
Like we’d play apex or something together and she’d have SO MANY HACKS, we would win a bunch of times and I’d be like
“You hacked the game didn’t you”
And she’d be like “yeah…. You gonna report me”
And I’d be like “mama didn’t raise a snitch I’ll be happy with my 280 wins”
I played HK3rd, Luocha can be a sus roomate if you get what I mean. One day you may see several Luochas running around the house, maybe some notes of reviving the dead here and there, some suspicious green liquid on the floor, or the coffin just burst plants out, or some luofu citizens called him Raksha out of nowhere. Just saying.
I would like Luocha, Asta, Serval or Sushang as my roommate
My only gripe with Kafka: You screw up, You gettin a bullet in your behind
I feel like blade would kill me for not cleaning the house
Imagining blade playing tony hawk on a gamecube in the middle of the night is a hilarious thought
Putting the most characters in "good roommate, we hangout sometimes " because you just wanna be friends with so manh of them
Svarog so big and a chunk of metal. Ur house is gonna chake whenever he walks and he doesn’t sleep so he’s just standing in the corner waiting for everyone to wake up again, protecting Clara as she sleeps. And dont u dare go into her room in that state, you’ll be immediately get a warn message from svarogs defense system.
for asta, forget paying rent she probably owns the building
“This is my friend, mr.bInGo” “mr bingo?” “Yeah I found him in the trash”