+Tommy H1LF1G4R Communists are bad. Nazis are worst. Communists will kill you for your political beliefs while Nazis will kill you for your political beliefs along with being homosexual, disabled and simply not being Aryan. Totalitarian governments, whether it is Nazi or communist, simply suck as a whole. I don't understand why people would so willingly give up their whole freedom to the state.
i catch uber drivers from many nationalities and we have pretty good conversations. Many are doing Phds or Masters and I fly down from the a country area. So I give them a history lesson in Australia. They often ask how much convicts got paid to work for settlers. I tell them a roof over their head and food. Australia is a great country. And the people who built it, worked for nothing but to survive. And that's where mateship came from. Surviving with a little help from friends.
@Henzo8i8 lol nah it’s still fantastic. In America they’re declaring war on Disney, trying to overturn Roe vs Wade, and legalising child marriage so I think we’re doing pretty swell in comparison
@simon right, because who wants a cheaper, pre-paid taxi service ordered through a simple app when they can ring up for an overpriced taxi & then fumble around at the end of it paying for the fare lol 🙄😳
Fun fact: when they tried to introduce Ubers in Italy taxi drivers called the syndacate and went to a lawsuit, because a taxi license is worth more than €50.000, and Ubers don't need it; long story short Ubers are now illegal in Italy. You have two options: Taxis and N.C.C. Taxis are taxis, you can find anything and you can just find one at the Taxi stop (they are not allowed to pick you up on the road) N.C.C. ("Noleggio Con Conducente", car rent with driver) are more expensive, and the worst you can find is a guy wearing a suit driving a black Mercedes E class, and you have to call it.
I paid 70 euros for a 5min drive years ago, as soon as I saw his car I knew I was fucked, that thing looked like it could fly off. Get the fuk outta here man. I ordered a simple taxi and I get a red carpet car. I had to work so I didnt have time to complain but rest assured that was the last time I called a taxi.
I once had an uber driver tell me: "you must love food! your head is very round! Don't worry its not rude, I tell my wife that all the time!" lol poor wife
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you guys are the goat you are my favourite youTubers you inspire me a lot and help me laugh and be cheerful when I’m sad and upset about stuff and I’m happy that you guys have a TH-cam channel and I wish that you could post more and I can’t wait for your season two can’t wait Thank you for helping me get out of the situations you’re my favourite TH-cam is and I also can do the girl that Theo acts like with weird smile everyone says how do you do it and just laughing for like five minutes so thank you Theo everyone that acts you have made my life a lot better
Ubers are so much better than taxis, because they have no cash on them so it's safe, and they have a rating system for drivers so if a driver receives under a particular number of stars they are immediately investigated. There is also a rating for drivers to give to passengers so if a request comes up from a passenger with a past history of e.g. Violence the driver has the option to not accept them. Where as with taxis they have no information on their customers until they pick them up, which puts them as risk. Uber X is especially safe because they are just like ordering a private chauffeured car.
I agree Uber is usually the better option of the two, but I hope all Australians know that for every doller an uber driver makes 20% goes to uber and from that 20% Uber pays no tax, unlike the taxi industry Drive with whichever you like, just know Uber pays no tax back to Australia
"NO, NO STAY IN THE CAR!" best part
NaughtyNinja94 IKR
shits part dumb ass
Alex Colak stfu. He aint wrong
Bmw 540i dam right
I swear
2:22 Who is the lucky lady hahahaha
It’s actually my boyfriend, max
GET OUT, GET OUT, NO NO STAY IN THE CAR!! STAY IN THE CAR!!
TURKASAURUSREX_ YOU DON’T MOVE OKAY?!
2:30
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
That face when he says: " Who's the lucky lady"
😂😂😂😂 epic
Tommy H1LF1G4R dude im not gonna waste 6 and half hours watching your weird ass neo nazi propaganda
+sbbu no probs! Your communist liberal propaganda that you where brain washed with shall suffice for you then. Cheers mate. Tc
+Tommy H1LF1G4R
Communists are bad. Nazis are worst.
Communists will kill you for your political beliefs
while Nazis will kill you for your political
beliefs along with being homosexual, disabled and simply not being Aryan.
Totalitarian governments, whether it is Nazi or communist, simply suck as a whole. I don't understand why people would so willingly give up their whole freedom to the state.
+Joella Z Couldn't have said it better.
+Joella Z Question...
Where did you attain this information from?
1:15 starts smiling trying not to laugh
"who is the lucky lady ?"
"its actually my boy friend max "
" GET OUT !!! "
No NO STAY IN THE CAR!
@@Kyle-Gosal STAY IN THE CAR
@@goldenempire6459 YOU DONT MOVE OK!?
@@killedtheradiostar1116 proceeds to drive off cliff
@@killedtheradiostar1116 *moves*
*uber "so r u flying with virgin"
*Taxi "r u a virgin!
yeah we all watched the fucken vid
@@regandavis1950 what a wet blanket
@@regandavis1950 anger issues?
Change u r Chep thing
@@harjitsingh8641 wut
"my insurance cost me 5 dollars... and I can also eat with it" had me dying (figuratively)
It also has a lot of people dying literally.
Hilarious
Bro added a parentheses and thought we wouldn’t notice
African guy laughing was the best! :)
He is an indigenous Australian mate.
+Selah Krassenstein ....no he's not.
+Selah Krassenstein well his clearly not aboriginal
HOLY SHT PSYCO DAD!!!!!!!!! waz up
Devils Advocate racist aus kkk
“so who is the lucky lady” “.... uhh it’s actually my boyfriend Max” “...... GET OUT OF THE CAR.... NO NO STAY IN THE CAR, STAY IN THE CAR” 🤣🤣🤣💀
Did the right thing😂😂
Hahahaha
2:23 best part
LMAO SO TRUE
That part killed me 😄 🤣
I keep watching this just because how do we get that Taxi driver in real life?
You want to lay him?
Go to america
I'm sorry but Uber/Lyft is over populated now and drivers are not make a living wage however taxi drives can
Pyronex l
hella hella I live in Bankstown it's true LOL
Can you dedicate a video entirely to bloopers?
Sidney Norris Jesus Christ seven years ago I was 3
@@iplaygrowtopia9639 bruh
@@iplaygrowtopia9639 then your not old enough for a YT Account
When superwog uploads another video it's like Christmas!!
Comes around once every year
So true hahaha
+Donald Trump k
*it is Christmas every time at their rate lol
1:50
"...Just give me a hand job and we're done.."
I'm dead😂
How come you can’t spell job smh… It’s Blow Job!!
@@tyot8157 auto correct I think...
i catch uber drivers from many nationalities and we have pretty good conversations. Many are doing Phds or Masters and I fly down from the a country area. So I give them a history lesson in Australia. They often ask how much convicts got paid to work for settlers. I tell them a roof over their head and food. Australia is a great country. And the people who built it, worked for nothing but to survive. And that's where mateship came from. Surviving with a little help from friends.
wow what a great story
Back to prison colony it is mate
@Henzo8i8 lol nah it’s still fantastic. In America they’re declaring war on Disney, trying to overturn Roe vs Wade, and legalising child marriage so I think we’re doing pretty swell in comparison
You forgot about the boot on their neck that exists to this day
I heard that the most aggressive racists are in Australia....
Omg this video killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"ohhh my testicles"
RIKKI Yt LMAO
RikkixLegend lmao
😂😂😂😂
Same lmao
Who says testicles brooo, that’s what made me laugh lmao
i hope Uber paid you for advertising them.
Guled Musa ooooo, burn
I hope your stupid over priced taxi services get eliminated within 5 years MAXIMUM.
ToxicCookie man shut your stupid ass up Uber is trash
@simon right, because who wants a cheaper, pre-paid taxi service ordered through a simple app when they can ring up for an overpriced taxi & then fumble around at the end of it paying for the fare lol 🙄😳
@@wvvw4036 ???????????????????
1:03 Cringe
White people...
Aaron A. Aaronson Amirite?
Great vibes! *puts on Native American headdress*, *goes to Indian food restaraunt and only orders butter chicken*, *goes to salon and gets dreadlocks*
Don't forget 0:03 as well. "Hey yeah Uber!" worst acting I've seen on superwog
CHRIST ALMIGHTY! HE'S SCOOPING A FART INTO HER FACE! /O.o\ !!!!!
Fun fact: when they tried to introduce Ubers in Italy taxi drivers called the syndacate and went to a lawsuit, because a taxi license is worth more than €50.000, and Ubers don't need it; long story short Ubers are now illegal in Italy.
You have two options: Taxis and N.C.C.
Taxis are taxis, you can find anything and you can just find one at the Taxi stop (they are not allowed to pick you up on the road)
N.C.C. ("Noleggio Con Conducente", car rent with driver) are more expensive, and the worst you can find is a guy wearing a suit driving a black Mercedes E class, and you have to call it.
50000 euros?
@@whooshifgay Yes, because Italian laws!
I paid 70 euros for a 5min drive years ago, as soon as I saw his car I knew I was fucked, that thing looked like it could fly off. Get the fuk outta here man. I ordered a simple taxi and I get a red carpet car. I had to work so I didnt have time to complain but rest assured that was the last time I called a taxi.
You can order NCCs through Uber now. I was there a few weeks ago and used Uber in Rome a few times.
2:07 “no, i want to skype”
explain please this is the only thing i dont getin the video
@@matthew9001 when someone leaves something in the taxi theres no way of getting it back so the drivers keep it
"how ar-" "GOOD"
The way he says "who is the lucky lady" always has me in stitches😂😂
"GET OUT! GET OUT!"
"NO NO! STAY IN THE CAR! STAY IN THE CAR! DONT MOVE!"
*ok.*
2:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “GET OUT GET OUT! STAY IN THE CAR STAY IN THE CAR! DO NOT MOVE!!!
Love that first bit where his voice just becomes more garbled when he shouts "did you want taxi"
"My insurance policy cost me 5 dollars and I can also eat with it".
Haha golden, mate!
what does he mean by that
@@supremevids3102 he’s holding a sword, it cost him 5$ he can threaten people for insurance money and eat them too
I once left my backpack in a taxi. After a long time of worrying, the hotel informed us he had dropped it off at the entrance. Great guy!
"I support 3 children in world vision" 😂😂😂😂
1:24 BRO IS TRYING SO HARD TO NOT LAUGH LOLLL
That part when he said “you can talk to me like we are best friends” he nearly lost it lol 😂😂
2 videos in a year? Holy shit world must be ending
7 videis
xD
Wog vs Aussie, Shark Tank?
yes!
yes!
YESSSSSSSS
Haha, Dead.
Potenti4lz z
I love it when Superwog makes a new video! It's such an exiting time. 😂
"you talk too much , I charge you 55". Lol
2:23 funniest shit i ever witnessed 😂😂😂
taxi drivers always go the long way to build up the fee
I agree, but never happens with me because I always tell them where to go
yeah don't come yelling taxi taxi when u need one because ur uber duber dint show up or fucking u up with surchargeing LOL BYE BEEETCHH
302jassy ?
FIXED:*Yeah don't come yelling: "Taxi, taxi!" when your 'Uber' driver didn't show up or mess you up by giving you an expensive fee. Goodbye you dog.*
same
You guys never fail at making entertaining videos. xD
"STAY IN THE CAR, YOU DON'T MOVE O.K!!!!!!!!"
Lost my shit 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
1:05 oh my GOD AHAHAHHAHHAHAHA HE EVEN SMELT IT FIRST AHHAAHAH
She gagged😂😂😂
This will never get old.
Google water dafug😂😂😂
0:42 She try so hard not to laugh 😂
Drivers should have been swapped around, Uber is fucking dodgy.
ur dodgey
woah so edgy
+Big Lez Lez mate whats going on
and a taxi driver couldn't do the same? Uber drivers go through police background checks and are constantly monitored
Just like taxi drivers, I presume?
2:20 there’s a stowaway in the backseat 🤭
That s max
*"Get out, get out! NO stay in the car!, stay in the car!!"* lmao
1:00 I died when he waved his fart😂
I once had an uber driver tell me: "you must love food! your head is very round! Don't worry its not rude, I tell my wife that all the time!"
lol poor wife
HAHAHAHAHA! You guys are cray cray
Cougar Boys 2018
Cougar Boys hey guys.
Holy shit cougar boys :D
Yous should do videos woth these cunts
Yo didnt expect you here bois
Hey its the safar bros
I Died When He Pulled Out The Machete At 0:48
The entire time I bet they were trying not to laugh
II_4_R_Z_II ew gta wack
No shit sherlock
I absolutely love every video you guys make, wogs for life
1:09 the music is so appropriate 😄
Damnnn superwog got dem dollars, he used an actual taxi
ford ex taxis are super bloody cheap
he just put on a box on the car
Me who has been only in a taxi: I confirm
“It’s actually my boyfriend max”
Get out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bt why did he said again to stay in the car
@@needon3762 I haven’t watched it in a while but I’m pretty sure to crash the car or something
A guy preparing to display his special talent of waterbottle flipping in the window at 0:25 😂
Wog vs Aussie: Online Dating next
Superwog deserves 2 million subs
i love how the african guy breaks out of character hahahahah
0:06 so true!
Ikr
holy shit you guys never fail to make the best comedy on youtube!
"I'm just letting you know I support three children in world vision." 😂
0:25 who is that in the background
Slenderman
Jimes105 lol
Jayzzz 123 Kinda creeping me out
where?
mike myres
"Hey Taxi, did you order Taxi?" Good one
1:25 Anyone notice that Theo is trying so hard not to laugh
Theo?
@@dp4advanced234 that’s his name
the moment when he tells that guy to get out, than tells him don't move. hahaha
"I'm just letting you know, I support three children with world vision"
XD dying someone call for help
0:30 Did anyone notice the guy standing behind the driver's window?
Hi, it's been five yrs and no one liked and commented on ur commented so I'ma give u a like and a comment and yes I did notice ty hope u still alive
@@BIGUCE685hey look out for the titan submarine my guy
I’m actually dying this never gets old I swear to god💀😭🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
"AH, MY TESTICALS!" got me 🤣
Where's the notification squad at?
+Vlaka lol
Here
Right here
Ayeee
Heaa
2:37 uber isth going to destroy the tacksthi Industry, and tacksthies aren't gonna do anything about it
Lol
shame dont mock the guy everyone has flaws
Bro that's not even funny. He obviously has something wrong with his mouth.
Emma A it’s a joke.....
@@samweiss792 still what if you had some sort of disability would you like me to make fun of you
‘I can eat with my insurance’ LOL
I love the guy of the táxi🤣🤣🤣"MY testicles hurt!" I loved the video 🤣
"GET OUT! NO STAY IN THE CAR!!!" now that was hilarious 🤣😆😂
“Give it to me” “no I wanna Skype” 🤣🤣
bro can someone explain this to me i have no idea what it means
@@pbuj skype is a communication company
2:54
When you and your friends work at an iPhone store and the XR is coming out and the flock rolls in
You forgot the sweat stains on the armpits of his shirt.
0:08 Screaming and pointing HEY YoU ORDER TAXIi 🤬😡👹 hahahahha
"AH,MY TESTICLES" is the best part🤣🤣
I almost died😂🤣
the Uber part is cringe
BEST MOMENTS OF GRAND THEFT AUTO lol ikr
The white girl is really cringe when she’s in the uber
@Billy Schmidt English
That was the intention I think
@Billy Schmidt says the person who has no subscribers
This video is a masterpiece
2:30 had me in tear 🤣🤣🤣
The first minute of this video is top 5 funniest things I have seen in my life. Comedy gold guys
20 secs into the video and 'ahhh my testicles' killed me HAHAHAHAAA
Who else re-watched this video like 10 times cause it's hilarious?
Hahaha u can see him trying not to laugh at 1:24 😂😂
last uber I took, I paid him in flippers
*slowclaps
u should be flipped bak to england 😂😂😂 u fukin bumm
"Get out!! Get out!! No, NO!! Stay in the car, STAY IN THE CAR! you don't move OK!!" best part lol
the crazy angry cab driver has talent and should become a standup comedian!
Anyone else spot the head at 02:18
Behind the gay guy?
Yeah
no what are you talking about
haha yeah someone's in the backseat!!!!!
Okay I see now
The shooting bit at the end was fucking gold
"Ahhhhh Ahhhhhhh my testicles"~💀
F*ckin got me lmfao 😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you guys are the goat you are my favourite youTubers you inspire me a lot and help me laugh and be cheerful when I’m sad and upset about stuff and I’m happy that you guys have a TH-cam channel and I wish that you could post more and I can’t wait for your season two can’t wait Thank you for helping me get out of the situations you’re my favourite TH-cam is and I also can do the girl that Theo acts like with weird smile everyone says how do you do it and just laughing for like five minutes so thank you Theo everyone that acts you have made my life a lot better
2:58 was that the twin cam corolla that comes with 6 months registration
Uber is terrible and awkward and there have been a lot of creepy stalkers that are uber drivers too
Then they get rated 1 star and uber does an investigation
killerjerick mcjerick I hope so because its kind of scary
Ubers are so much better than taxis, because they have no cash on them so it's safe, and they have a rating system for drivers so if a driver receives under a particular number of stars they are immediately investigated. There is also a rating for drivers to give to passengers so if a request comes up from a passenger with a past history of e.g. Violence the driver has the option to not accept them. Where as with taxis they have no information on their customers until they pick them up, which puts them as risk.
Uber X is especially safe because they are just like ordering a private chauffeured car.
+Mim Hart Totally agree.
+Mim Hart
in Melbourne you can now set up an account with 13CABS... just like uber does. oh, and you're not going to get bill shock after a taxi ride.
I agree Uber is usually the better option of the two, but I hope all Australians know that for every doller an uber driver makes 20% goes to uber and from that 20% Uber pays no tax, unlike the taxi industry
Drive with whichever you like, just know Uber pays no tax back to Australia
funny video
Probably not going to see any difference in our day to day lives from them not paying tax.
Kurtis Knight Do you think taxi drivers pay full tax?
The drivers pay tax to australia because you need an ABN to be an Uber driver
@@stephaniapaul2901 exactly
I feel like she was legit shocked when Nathan slapped her arm
i love how the african guy is genuinly laughing while theo tries to stay character.
I love the comparisons