NOT AS COOL THAT'S MELTED II HERE'S THE SCRIPT Yoshimaniac:On October 2017 I Made A Video Known As Melted And The Sequel To Frozen Came Out So I Made Melted II (Elsa Watches P*rn) Anna:WAKE UP N**GA Elsa:AHHHHHHHHHHH Tom Tucker:We Interrupt This Program For Breaking News Anna:WAKE UP N**GA Tom Tucker:AHHHHHHHHHHHH (Anna Shoots Him) R.I.P Tom Tucker 1999-2020 Mom:Billy No (Kristoff Snores) Anna:WAKE UP N**GA (Kristoff Screams) Anna:SOMETHINGS NEVER CHANGE (Anna Kills Kristoff) Anna:I Never Loved You Elsa:Hey You Anna:HOLY S*IT Elsa:Die Now Sister Anna:AHHHHHHHHHHH (Boom) Elsa:(Breathing) Anna:(Breathing) Elsa:AHHHHHHHHHHHH (Elsa Kills Anna) MK11 Announcer:FATALITY Yoshimaniac:That's The End Goodbye RoboCop:Thank You For Your Cooperation Good Night
God this is just high energy to the max. Every second you’re just bombarded with joke after joke and by the time you’ve processed one eight more have slapped you in the face. I love it.
1:59 Meanwhile in a parallel universe where the answer to everything is bees. Sully: Mike what have you got in your mouth? MIKE WAZOWSKI: ...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: *sprays himself on accident* Sally from Cat in the Hat: Do it again. Mike: *sprays himself twice* AHHHHHHH Danimals Crunchers Meme: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Captions: (applause)
0:19 What is that song called? ...1 week later... Recommended: Sanctuary Guardian - Earthbound. **You click it** **It starts off calming and a bit odd, but after a while, it plays the sound you've been looking for**
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now put that thing back where it came from, and join my discord server: discord.gg/ey34ZWH
Hi yoshimaniac I love your vids. How did u get so good at editing. Are you self taught
Spoons
Do a Recess: School's Out YTP!
Do a caillou ytp
you are my favorite ytp person
Ah, yes. The scrapped monsters inc. sequel.
Monsters inc. - lost in spoonadise.
I just got spooned
Yoshimaniac: makes video
Me: Monsters Stink
Monsters stink is a good one
Monsters stinc
Monsters stinks inc
th-cam.com/video/iRIykTr-qr0/w-d-xo.htmla
Michael Conticchio we can’t watch the video, random TH-cam guy.
0:45 now we need a full song of this
No, we need 1:24
No we need 0:43
no we need 0:44.5
nobody:
*salad fingers at 2am:*
0:45
*SPOONZ*
*SPOONS SPOONS SPOONS*
I gotta say, it’s really weird seeing Mike with one eye and no nose after ALL I’ve seen.
Ah yes, the memes that can never be unseen.
I understand completely
like plankton lol
Conn Toons same
Same here
Me when yoshimaniac uploads a video:
1:12
Emperor K Rool XD
LOLOLLOLLO
You never never kneeeeeeew
@@brainofcthulhu2786 Lol
U weren't expecting that
"Uh... I get painted?"
Just realized that's a reference to Monsters University. You know, the prequel.
0:23 how I felt after this ytp
🤣🤣🤣
A Sequel to "Monsters Stink?" cool.
Exactly my thoughts!
U mean "a sequel"
@@entruh4520 fixed an to a now
NOT AS COOL THAT'S MELTED II HERE'S THE SCRIPT
Yoshimaniac:On October 2017 I Made A Video Known As Melted And The Sequel To Frozen Came Out So I Made Melted II
(Elsa Watches P*rn)
Anna:WAKE UP N**GA
Elsa:AHHHHHHHHHHH
Tom Tucker:We Interrupt This Program For Breaking News
Anna:WAKE UP N**GA
Tom Tucker:AHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Anna Shoots Him)
R.I.P Tom Tucker 1999-2020
Mom:Billy No
(Kristoff Snores)
Anna:WAKE UP N**GA
(Kristoff Screams)
Anna:SOMETHINGS NEVER CHANGE
(Anna Kills Kristoff)
Anna:I Never Loved You
Elsa:Hey You
Anna:HOLY S*IT
Elsa:Die Now Sister
Anna:AHHHHHHHHHHH
(Boom)
Elsa:(Breathing)
Anna:(Breathing)
Elsa:AHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Elsa Kills Anna)
MK11 Announcer:FATALITY
Yoshimaniac:That's The End Goodbye
RoboCop:Thank You For Your Cooperation Good Night
Vampires suck
*"As the world needed him the most, he vanished."*
Whens that
He was not posted 11 montgs
He’s never gonna upload again
He hates us
This channel is abandoned
@@sarahrodd2121 He's busy on his college life, so he's not active in 11 months.
0:43 when the school receives more spoons.
Music name?
1:57
BEst meMe EVer cReAteD in meMe HistOrY
0:35 That thing is a killing machine !
D I E
AHHHAHhHHHHH!!!!
*screm*
AAAAAAHHHHHH
You know. That wasn't very funny.
I have a plan here... using mainly spoons...
1:24 a gem, that was on point
🎵 Defying Gravity. 🎵
1:04 That Part Made Me Laughing.
0:49 had me laughing so hard 😂
0:50
You know that wasnt very funny (me too)
I never thought about how much I needed this until now
0:53 did he say “kill me”?
He said that in the movie
@@stanthebuilding2835 no he didn't
@@stanthebuilding2835 nevermind he did but he didn't say that he said it with another other words
the Rolland brothers yes he did say kill me
He said i always wanted a pet to “kill me”
01:29 that keeps geting me to laugh
0:47 Spoon is not the imposter
God this is just high energy to the max. Every second you’re just bombarded with joke after joke and by the time you’ve processed one eight more have slapped you in the face. I love it.
1:45 the Michael behind the slaughter
I love being purple!
@@ECAnimations *_becausr of the fact its a man behind the slaughther represent_*
If you think about it, Randall is more of a behind the slaughter.
0:06 OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUNNY I FELL ON THE FLOOR COUGHING UP LAUGHTER
Your profile picture is judging us.
@@elitepro1901 I’d say more than just judging…
0:44 my favorite part of the entire ytp
The YTP lord is back
0:45 That’s very Hip of you Mike. Hip Shop.
TheAdvertisement s p o o n s
Rouxls Kaard looking at this:
*s p o o n t i m e*
@Azhar11-Zul spoons
spoon spoon spoons spoons
00:44
@@diazbrothersyoutube no u
1:43 did he just predicted Mike's recolored clone from monsters at work
Purple wazomski
Gary
0:18
This was actually buttery smooth.
Comment section: OH FINALLY YOU UPLOAD LOL
Howdy!
Zeytrixx howdy partner!
It has been 20 no wait 30,000 years
Xd
That is untrue
He Protcc
He Attacc
But most importantly *WAZOWSKI*
2019 Splatro CJ Pyro the 13 The best thing is that it doesn’t even rhyme
2019 Splatro CJ Pyro the 13 That doesn’t even rhyme!
Still pretty funny tho.
What is *Protcc* ??
@@adamgallyot9063 *Protcc*
He wazocc
1:23 when you get your tomodachi miis to sing a musical or ballad or some other music
0:39
got my laughter containment pipe cracked
That thing is a machine
This is where I laughed my friking ass off
Thats thing is killing machine
That thing is gun killing machine
Bro you make these YTPs LIKE A BOSS.
1:36
this part made me die
Me too😂😂
King Kong dancing to Gangam Style.
Doing the gangnam style in front of them
0:34 Okay, this is epic
Very epic indeed
1:31
How does that even HAPPEN!?
Must’ve been some slippery Floors! 😂🤣
Yup!!!
1:34 yeet
2:35 Mike's face
S U L L Y
If ya ever seen the thumbnail for the earrape version of the monsters inc song that is it
1:34 did mike just say “yeet?”
*one like*
Ya mean 2 I (liked)
I like but 5
Yes
That’s in the movie
He said yeet
0:24 me trying to get to the living room without waking up my parents with my little sister
0:03 otamatone cat😼
0:04 Way more important than the virus
>:( stay home
YTP’s actually evolving. They’re basically the first shitposts
Oh
Diana Duque no it’s o
That’s probably what later inspired all the other memes and other “out of this world” humor.
"The thing is a killing machine!" *spongebob music plays*
1:45 (insert fnaf reference here)
He is the color of mr hippo
@@scaryparalex6971 you wrong mate its william afton
THE MAN BEHIND TBE SLAUGHTER
Purple Guy!
I am the purple guy
1:45 *The Wasoiski Behind the Scaring.*
Yes.
I don't know why I'm the first reply to this comment
ginracs eht dniheb iksiosaw eht
Purple wazouski
This is a fnaf joke right-
@@jamesshaw2723 yes
at 0:39 Spongebob: DIE!!!!!! Mike: AHHHHH!!!
0:44 “Hip Shop” Toby Fox Deltarune this is one of my favorate songs
Thanks I was wondering what this was 😎
0:19 Michael. This is Michael
1:24 the theatre kid in me LOST IT when he started singing defying gravity
Mike: in a trash can eating books Thwomp: Errrrrrrr! Like a boss
mike wazoki: spoons
*seal noises intenseifys*
2:02 poor mike he didn’t deserve THE BEES 🐝
@baba bubu have
Yep thats me. You are probably wondering how I got into this situation.
Yes he did
1:31 that one really made me laugh
Same
Me too.
Me too as well I couldn't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same and lol the song
*G A N G N A M S T Y L E*
0:36 THIS CRACKED ME UP SO HARD
1:03 bruh the sponge bob music got me
Monster's Inc but it's only Mike.
He's resorted to Earrape
“You know, that wasn’t very funny.” -Mike Wazouski
Sully: shh
Boo: shh
Sully: shh
Boo: shh
Also Boo: *crys insanely loud*
Sully: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
0:24
1:45 ye missed ur chance
Yoshimaniac: makes a video finally
Everyone: YESS!
0:11 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:12 When it's time for Baseball practice with the boys. LOL
*Yabba-dabba-doo~!!!*
1:45 Guys look, it's the Mike behind the slaughter!
I love being purple!
0:18 *Me rushing to my bedroom when guests are over*
What is that song?
Don’t for get you get. Pee
same here
Sanctuary Guardian from Earthbound
1:32
1:59
Meanwhile in a parallel universe where the answer to everything is bees.
Sully: Mike what have you got in your mouth?
MIKE WAZOWSKI: ...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!
People: There is no such thing as the perfect sequel.
Me:
2:39
Not gonna lie... I was expecting you to Earrape me! 😂
that be the joke
Hunter Hooper me too
Me three
Me too
I've heard the earrape version so many times that I lower volume on instinct
1:45 THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
1:53 I burst with laughter
Same
Every day I wach your ytps, it makes me feal happy.
1:45 the wizowski behind the slaughter
👁👄👁
Oh boy I just realised that both Anakin and Afton kill children. *”I just learned a horrible truth. I think William Afton is a Sith Lord.”*
1:36
A leaked footage from godzilla vs kong
I guess these two kaijus don't like each other, literally
Oh ok
Who else is exited for godzilla vs kong
This aged well
If the whistle blows, the walls get painted. I feel like there’s hidden meaning to this
2:13 Ayyyyyy Teenage wasteland good to see 80’s song make it into ytp and 0:40 like how hip shop from Deltarune is here too
1:45 - Mike Wazowski is the man behind the sl...
1:45 the monster behind the slaughter
hey that’s my joke
1:45 its been so long lost duty monster the Mike bazozki behind shugter
100%: the man behind the slaughter
1%: S Q U A R E
"Go own ROAR!"
"Oh uh fine"
*hits kid with a water balloon*
Mr. Waternoose: You just forfeited your life privileges
Do the roar
@@khemically6124 ROAR!
When yoshimaniac uploads you know it’s gonna be fresh
Mike: KILL ME Boo: OK SHOTS GUN
Your content is very hilarious 😂
Nobody:
Mr. Waternews:
yAbAdObA dOoOoOoOoOo
Aaaahh the bee not the beer
I died at the part with the dancing gorilla. 😂
1:35
2:26- 2:31 I just laughed so hard of the water balloon 🤣🤣🤣
Gangnam Style!
I died at 2:27 😂
a water balloon?
Little girl screaming in fear
Captions: MUSIC
Mike: *sprays himself on accident*
Sally from Cat in the Hat: Do it again.
Mike: *sprays himself twice* AHHHHHHH
Danimals Crunchers Meme: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Captions: (applause)
Lol OwO NwN _×_×_
What's the Danimals Crunchers Meme?
-_-
A
R
0:07 why dose this blend in so well
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1:45 IS THAT THE MONSTER BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
In that exact moment he is the same color as randall
0:06 i wasn’t expecting to be laughing so quickly 🤣
What is the song called at 0:18 when mike is in the trash can called?
Its Earthbound - 53 - Sanctuary Guardian
Its From Earthbound 2 And its called Sanctuary Guardian
@Aidan Hernandez THATS NOT A SONG
Earthbound a sick game
@@piggytales5819 that’s not a song that’s the maker of song
0:23 my thoughs exactly
1:44 and slow it down to 5x:
He's canon now
0:19
What is that song called?
...1 week later...
Recommended: Sanctuary Guardian - Earthbound. **You click it**
**It starts off calming and a bit odd, but after a while, it plays the sound you've been looking for**
What meme song
0:16 me when doctors say i have a broken bone
🤣🤣🤣
Mike wazoski:*Screams and bees come out*
Me:NOT THE BEES AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
1:32 me trying to escape school
2:06 *OH! NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*