As much as we know the game happens in Chernobyl and sorroundings, and Chernobyl is practically in the border between Russia and Ukraine, so some of it could've happened in Russia. The Ukranian forces in the game also seem to have access to some Russian-only artillery, so they might be collaborating seeing the common danger of the Zone. In any case, during the Soviet Union it made no difference, so the joke is intact hehe.
That almost happened to me about 5 minutes before this. I pressed quick save RIGHT after dying to a suprise anomaly. If I had done it a quarter of a second sooner I would have been fucked.
You can tell who you're shooting at based on their response. If you shoot at the unknown and they throw a white flag up, they're French. If you shoot at the unknown and they swarm you with tanks, they're Russian. If you shoot at the unknown and they return precise shots over your head, they're British. If you shoot at the unknown and they return fire with sporadic machine gun fire, they're German. If you shoot at the unknown and nothing happens for five minutes until your position gets shelled by artillery, they're American. While I know S.T.A.L.K.E.R. takes place in a Slavic nation, I can't help but feel like they took the American approach on this one.
I believe the joke was “if your position gets obliterated by artillery, they’re Russian.” And “if it’s quiet for little bit and then your position is pounded to dust by aircraft, they’re American.” So yeah, it’s definitely applicable here.
Shadow of Chernobyl. The levels are laid out slightly differently between this and Clear Sky, with Shadow of Chernobyl having more abandoned areas compared to CS since it takes place years after.
"I wish to fly" said Strelok to the Wish Granter.
"I wish for the strength of a hundred men." *becomes pseudogiant
"I wish for a beautiful wife, one fore each day of the week." *gets seven bloodsuckers*
TheCrawlingChaos90 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
i wish to become attack helicopter *fly out of the zone*
Mr Hilter "I wish for infinite wishes" *forced to load quicksave half way through sentence infinitly*
Military: do not cross cordon or we will send you BACK
And then strelok became satellite
"I want the zone to dissapear" Speedrun
YOU AGAIN!
I SEE YOU EVERWHERE!
I HAVE FOUND YOU AGAIN!
You found yourself again lol
YES!
AND I FOUND YOU!
you'll come back again in 7 months (see date in your first comment :)
The russians didn't send Sputnik, they sent Strelok.
He was a really Straight Shooter.
get it? shooter?
*I hate myself.*
As much as we know the game happens in Chernobyl and sorroundings, and Chernobyl is practically in the border between Russia and Ukraine, so some of it could've happened in Russia. The Ukranian forces in the game also seem to have access to some Russian-only artillery, so they might be collaborating seeing the common danger of the Zone. In any case, during the Soviet Union it made no difference, so the joke is intact hehe.
just a normal day in Russia xD
@@nisoyl Chernobyl is located in Ukraine
@@xmm-cf5eg you make me want to kill myself *faster*
10/10 would get out of here again
That stalker's body achieved escape velocity and so did my sides
You CAN'T change the current reality and the zone KICK you out!
Russians put the first man into orbit
Yuri Gagarin
Lmao
Russian army scientist: Yuri, u ready?
Yuri: I can't wait! Where's the rocket?
*combat helicopter sounds intensifies*
YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE CURRENT REALITY AND THE ZONE KICK YOU OUT.
0:39 "I must go the zone needs me!"
10/10 beautiful spin
"Such is life in the zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnee"
Me Every time i Hear "GET OUT OF HERE STALKER"
That almost happened to me about 5 minutes before this. I pressed quick save RIGHT after dying to a suprise anomaly. If I had done it a quarter of a second sooner I would have been fucked.
The Zone will always take the best of us.
When the martians has free vodka and good cheeki breeki.
Gopnik Space Program : Strelok-1, Astronaut : Marked One
You can tell who you're shooting at based on their response.
If you shoot at the unknown and they throw a white flag up, they're French.
If you shoot at the unknown and they swarm you with tanks, they're Russian.
If you shoot at the unknown and they return precise shots over your head, they're British.
If you shoot at the unknown and they return fire with sporadic machine gun fire, they're German.
If you shoot at the unknown and nothing happens for five minutes until your position gets shelled by artillery, they're American.
While I know S.T.A.L.K.E.R. takes place in a Slavic nation, I can't help but feel like they took the American approach on this one.
I believe the joke was “if your position gets obliterated by artillery, they’re Russian.” And “if it’s quiet for little bit and then your position is pounded to dust by aircraft, they’re American.”
So yeah, it’s definitely applicable here.
*acrobatics increased by 100*
I like how you pulled out an additional ask when your first one ran out
*ducktales moon theme playing faintly in distance*
Stalker can into space.
We've finally confirmed that Strelok isn't polish.
Such is life above the zone.
"Get out of here sttttttaaaaaaaaalkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr"
And that's why we spam quicksave.
Such is life in the zone. And such is death outside the zone.
He went full cheeki breeki. 1, 2 missiles and you're on the top
0:40 *Duck Tales Moon Theme starts to play in the background*
the launch of sputnik-1 (1957 colorized)
"Сбылась у человека мечта - полетел!!!" (с)
Strelok: I want the Zone to disappear.
Wish Granter: say no more fam'
"Ah", understatement of the century.
I didn't know Cammy taught Strelok the Cannon Spike?
NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYYYYEEE
becoming the Gagarin has been done successfully
Haven't seen a Christ Air that sick since Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
STALKER sure did get out of here this time.
Such is life in the calzone (quote by italian stalker)
Shooting stars playing in my head
"I must go my people need me"
I believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky.... whit some help of the Mi-24 chopper
The comments here are gold! Loving it more than the video! XD
GAMEOVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
Well, technically he's not in the Zone anymore.
He found the exit of the zone
i belive its part of the mod called AMK
In HINDsight you should have been more careful.
I'm here all week
Life is not easy
Wasn't expecting that!
When the Military's had enough of your shit
Strelok didn't survive comrade Stalin's next purge..........
I believe i can fly.....Like a king of the sky....
"I believe I can fly"
Olympics, Zone Style
Because he wants XDD
I didn't know this happened o,o
but its because i stared playing Stalker SOC on last days for the first time xD
I must go my planet needs me!
Oh you
You were told to get out of here, stalker.
last time i took that base they never sent a fucking chopper after me
Why is the charging handle and the ejection port on the left side of the AK not the right??
I didn't know choppers could do that in the game.
10/10 flying T pose
Such is life.. in the ZOOOONEE OMG! xD
to the Brain Scorcher!
cheeki breeki space program
0:39 *Taaaaaake on meeee*
hate it when that happens
So, how is this ragdoll physics working out for you?
LOL I love this game!
oh my god i laugh so much at your videos xD
*I believe I can fly*
I think Putin was on that chopper.
Shooting Stars version please
0:36 hey whats that noise? then 0:37 O_O OH SHI--!
he became slavalite
BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
*How to exit The Zone.mp4*
Is this shadow of chernobyl? Ive only played clear sky and call of pripyat so I assumed
Shadow of Chernobyl. The levels are laid out slightly differently between this and Clear Sky, with Shadow of Chernobyl having more abandoned areas compared to CS since it takes place years after.
Ben B ahh. Thanks.
Looks like Soviet Space program is a success.
Well then...
you gotten out of here stalker
To Space :D
0:45 new russian helicopter
Jajaja ¿termino de caer en algun momento?😅
How to get out of zone QUICK
topkek m8
what a shame.
how to play stalker 101
just a normal day in Russia xD
Get out of here stalker.
Ничего ссе
_Aʜ_
liek dis if u cri everytiem