TF2: Tale of 2 Forts [Live Commentary]

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  • @thetruetaco
    @thetruetaco 9 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    If they threw away the inteligence at 2fort for april fools, im sure nobody would notice.

    • @speedythehedgehog1655
      @speedythehedgehog1655 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tacodude11NL noobies territory

    • @K0ragg
      @K0ragg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Tacodude11NL Same for the cart on hightower.

    • @speedythehedgehog1655
      @speedythehedgehog1655 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True

    • @stalk8r
      @stalk8r 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Tacodude11NL Holy shit, they should totally do these sorts of pranks during april fools.
      Ideas:
      Inteligence suitcases disappear.
      Inteligence rooms get switched and teams are able to take their own intelligence. Therefore a person caping the intel from enemy base and bringing it "home" scores points for the other team.
      Picking up certain medkits spawns a sawmill blade coming from under the ground, killing you instantly.
      Coating an enemy with jarate or mad milk occassionally ubers them.
      Sappers occasionally upgrade buildings.
      Airblasts occasionally suck you towards the rocket.
      Rockets occasionally send you flying backwards while staying suspended mid-air before exploding.
      Cloak occasionally gives you the "cart outline", making you visible through walls for the other team.
      There could probably be gazillion more potential ideas.

    • @steinschneider1314
      @steinschneider1314 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TEAMDETHMATCH

  • @Suggiecs
    @Suggiecs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    He got achievement progress with the chieve World Traveler, meaning that was STAR_'s first actual time losing/winning or even completing a single round of 2fort. Which is completely understandable

    • @elitetamago
      @elitetamago ปีที่แล้ว

      aint no way it was first must have been a bug or playing on alt account

    • @beau9334
      @beau9334 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elitetamagono that’s pretty believable. Most people play 2fort on community servers where the round never ends, not on official servers

  • @jimmystyx194
    @jimmystyx194 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    A guide to winning 2 Fort: Wait until the engineers quit.

  • @Hedning1390
    @Hedning1390 11 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    This is why I like CTF maps, because it gives you a different kind of challenge. It is so satisfying to kill the sentry nest by myself while it is being defended by several people and get away with the intelligence. It's more like a puzzle game than an fps.

    • @ilovewallacebuthategromit
      @ilovewallacebuthategromit 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My fav is when there's a sentry nest on ctf_well since the intel room is so big and spacious, taking all the engineers down as an Ambassador spy is great.

    • @imonlysleeping4491
      @imonlysleeping4491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your puzzle game analogy is soooo true. Loved late night tf for that reason exactly

  • @Slateproc
    @Slateproc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Teufort: Home of the Eternal Stalemate

    • @JarrettMvM
      @JarrettMvM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ctf: gamemode of the eternal stalemate

  • @spinosaur6448
    @spinosaur6448 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Tuefort, what a place of beauty, the pyro sharks swim peacefully in the water, snipers waging war on the their counter parts, heavies, engineers, medics, and a couple of the good old fashioned w+m1 pyros who run around like dumb asses torching any and all spies that enter their long narrow hallways that serve no purpose besides fucking spies over, and the f2p scout who watched to many Sfms thinking he can out maneuver the enemy teams many sentry guns and dies instantly, before trying again.

    • @litoexplosion9557
      @litoexplosion9557 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      so much effort into a comment.

    • @arsontheaverage8821
      @arsontheaverage8821 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Spinosaur64 - Home to not best but okay videos! If this was Ifunny this would be top comment

    • @nebulaproduction5241
      @nebulaproduction5241 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont forget the type of player i am
      The annoying scout that thinks tf2 is the same thing as csgo

    • @imaginationpowers4355
      @imaginationpowers4355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ahh, the lovely sights of 2fort

  • @Aquwert
    @Aquwert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I used to play tf2 everyday and for some reason not always but pretty much always played 2fort. It was good fun though

    • @HaloLvl43Legit
      @HaloLvl43Legit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good times. This and Harvest. Wish they made competitive fun so I could return, but all they care about now is hats and weapon skins.

    • @Chipped2th
      @Chipped2th 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u mean they dont care about anything
      (insert obligatory joke about how tf2 is dying)

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chipped2th I still play it today!

    • @Thlormby
      @Thlormby 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chipped2th it isn’t dead, it’s just not what it used to be. It has aged and it is no longer in the prime of its life.

    • @Chipped2th
      @Chipped2th 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thlormby Dude I made that comment 4 years ago (and if you clicked read more you woulda seen i meant it as a joke)

  • @BiscuitHead22
    @BiscuitHead22 11 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Playing 2Fort makes me feel dirty.

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    11:40 STAR_ begs for medic, then lets him die seconds later. U da real MVP

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Jaystings Didnt you know Medics have the same usefulness as condoms?

    • @p8n839
      @p8n839 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Sergmanny Rolic Only the ones with the trojan helmets are good?

    • @JasonBrodel
      @JasonBrodel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Sergmanny Rolic Well you should meet me and my friends,it will change your mind

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Florin Cosmin
      If you say so..

  • @AnvilPro100
    @AnvilPro100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:08 Now Star knows what it's like for the medics when he's playing as Soldier and he Rocket Jumps away while they're trying to heal him

  • @hoarsebard
    @hoarsebard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I actually have capped the intel as a lone medic before, I didn't have to kill anyone either, I got an acheivement for it too.

    • @TimeToChoose999
      @TimeToChoose999 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Because server was empty…

    • @hoarsebard
      @hoarsebard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The server was nearly full. I was going in with a Heavy, but he died at the top of the stairs to a sentry. This was just after he had given me his sandvich. It was a thing of beauty.

    • @angel_aeon
      @angel_aeon 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too i went their as a medic i was gifted critz with my crossbow and ubersaw i killed like 3 people but circling them while attacking then their engie disconnected from the server i was so lucky.

    • @PieSpie
      @PieSpie 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Manley Love juts barreling in there, blutsauger ablaze and grabbing the intel and fucking booking it back to my intel room, much to the confusion of the enemy team.

    • @wilb0-
      @wilb0- 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thomas Manley I've done that, three times in one game. I had the Overdose on a X10 server though.

  • @mr.spookyman3676
    @mr.spookyman3676 10 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    *MEDICAL HELP IS ON THE WAY.*
    *STAY CALM.*

    • @DragonTamerMemeMaster
      @DragonTamerMemeMaster 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      its anuminutti ohe noes

    • @charleszimmerman9472
      @charleszimmerman9472 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      A

    • @charleszimmerman9472
      @charleszimmerman9472 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      PIZZA SlICE get the medic you call stars parents quick hostle every quick ) runs gets help

    • @DaRockeet
      @DaRockeet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Very Intolerant Pizza Slice Good to know that the Republic is on my side.

    • @lukaavaliani9294
      @lukaavaliani9294 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr.Spookyman after 3 years I have arrived and the youtuber is dead beco use I'm late..

  • @quigglesmcgiggles
    @quigglesmcgiggles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    One of my guilty pleasures in TF2 is that I actually enjoy playing 2Fort from time to time

    • @doublequarterpounder1
      @doublequarterpounder1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Damon Finn You play tf2 on the console..? Sir, you need more help than STAR does...

    • @HurricaneScratch
      @HurricaneScratch 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Damon Finn Tell him its ok to play tf2 on pc, heck i only have 1500 hours on it. ITS NOT ADDICTING.

    • @67tedward
      @67tedward 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The console version has less content than the pc version at launch. You can't even level up dispensers or teleporters.

    • @doublequarterpounder1
      @doublequarterpounder1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      67tedward ...Ew...

    • @Theover4000
      @Theover4000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I always enjoy 2Fort

  • @MrPauix
    @MrPauix 11 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    4:44 There should be a special place in hell for people who crit Medics with the Pomson.

  • @Lyubimov89
    @Lyubimov89 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This reminds me of all those times playing ctf in UT2004 with bots. When you are always the only one to get to the flag, but the enemies-oh, they survive inside your own base way better than your guys.

  • @MsHarpsychord
    @MsHarpsychord 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I literally use.the blutsauger so much its actually weird to look at the stock syringe gun

    • @maldonadocruzm
      @maldonadocruzm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same.

    • @CoCJDGuy
      @CoCJDGuy 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Twilicane (MrRexel14) Same!!

    • @Gamzeii120
      @Gamzeii120 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Twilicane (MrRexel14) i use the my strange overdose... :( why does no one like the overdoes wah!!!

    • @Gamzeii120
      @Gamzeii120 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      but the movement speed is so use full for getting out with a full uber

    • @Gamzeii120
      @Gamzeii120 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok lets say your pocketing a soldier with the medi gun and and you go in really deep then a the soldier gets head shot or something. your inside their base so you cant really go back and get your weapon and you have a lot of uber from him getting shot and you healing him. would you run away slower with your medi gun out with no one to heal? or run away quicker with the overdose and maybe kill that one demo knight who is chasing you?

  • @shaimin420
    @shaimin420 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    911:911 state your emergency
    Me:we need help star_'s video is longer than 5 min

    • @minecraftianwarrior1
      @minecraftianwarrior1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      911:is he still breathing?

    • @jayaaaaaan
      @jayaaaaaan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th3 IC3 mag3
      Me: No. He's not moving. ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

    • @minecraftianwarrior1
      @minecraftianwarrior1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meesta Spoo 911: We got a ambulance on the way right now we need you to perform CPR

    • @Tom3kkk
      @Tom3kkk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th3 IC3 mag3 Me: Shrek is here, no need for CPR.

  • @Zupakitteh
    @Zupakitteh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    What a game... Best ending ever

  • @pizzapoosta
    @pizzapoosta 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Is it bad that this is my favorite map?

    • @mcdrew37
      @mcdrew37 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, its mine to, its the only one I play

    • @Reierdacool
      @Reierdacool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      August Emerald yes.

    • @mcdrew37
      @mcdrew37 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarkTree no, I could tell you many reasons as to why this is my favorite map, one its kind of small, and more of a team deathmatch rather than ctf

    • @bradleyromano9616
      @bradleyromano9616 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @EskimoElectric
      @EskimoElectric 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      August Emerald nah

  • @normalrat
    @normalrat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Sending help now...

    • @yesplz2907
      @yesplz2907 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Your too late he is a goner :(

    • @normalrat
      @normalrat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      :(

    • @eiram2005
      @eiram2005 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Medics a Goner :(

  • @ComputersAreRealCool
    @ComputersAreRealCool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    13:35 > 5 mins --> Help Sent.

    • @maskedStranger999
      @maskedStranger999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ComputersAreRealCool
      Yep
      I don't know how to send help, though.

    • @colinrussell2857
      @colinrussell2857 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Storm Curtis Mate you just replied to a comment from 2 years ago

    • @xghrawtime
      @xghrawtime 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colinrussell2857 so?

    • @colinrussell2857
      @colinrussell2857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xghrawtime Fair enough, have a nice day

  • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
    @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1:25 Checks video : 13:58 Help sent.

    • @mischacarlberg6631
      @mischacarlberg6631 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Slyguy threeonetwonine Was just about to write that.

  • @noahvone
    @noahvone 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    tale of 2 forts.... tale of 2 cities.... wait a second

    • @matthewmurphy9248
      @matthewmurphy9248 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      But tale of 2 forts came out a year before 2 cities.

    • @CoruptEntity
      @CoruptEntity 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tale of Two Cities is a book. The title of this video is a knock off of the book title. The in-game MvM Tour is also a reference to the book. Tale of Two Cities is a book by Charles Dickens.

  • @dylanwilliford6995
    @dylanwilliford6995 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2fort was the first map i ever played on, and medic was the first class i ever played as :) this video brings back good memories.

  • @justhere9731
    @justhere9731 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    5:01 *dials 911* send help

    • @dom_mld
      @dom_mld 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      999*

    • @dom_mld
      @dom_mld 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** *Just here in my mansion* in england we use 999 for emergency services

  • @Rankerquat
    @Rankerquat 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I JUST noticed that he walked past the red intel at 1:19 XD

  • @silvy3047
    @silvy3047 10 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    If 2Fort is that hard to play, I must be a god.

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, I have had little to no problems playing on 2Fort.

    • @jamiemaster101
      @jamiemaster101 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is all so a player server
      strange how the intel isn't set to 40

    • @12LoLproductions
      @12LoLproductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joker If you're here, who piloting the normandy.

    • @silvy3047
      @silvy3047 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      12LoLproductions EDI

    • @12LoLproductions
      @12LoLproductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joker Oh, yes EDI. :}

  • @sbass_
    @sbass_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For me, 2Fort is like Hightower. The objective is to fuck around with whatever class you're the best with XD

  • @wu2166
    @wu2166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I used to try building a sentry nest in the enemy’s intel room. Took me a year.

  • @James27Simko
    @James27Simko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm pretty sure i was that engineer because I used to be called the master and I'd just sit on 2fort and build defense at the Intel... I loaded my steam up and my engi still has the cowboy hat on... so maybe I had a fever dream but that's me i swear 😅 I changed from the master to the vagineer and then to my current one years ago

  • @c0untch0cu14
    @c0untch0cu14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    911 whats your emergency: STAR_'S VIDEO IS OVER FIVE MINUTES : Okay where does he live?: ON THE INTERNET!!! : Sir, please do not scre- *star randomly dies* : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *hangs up*

  • @MuuToo
    @MuuToo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2Fort, the map where spawncamping takes priority over completing the objective (Me when I played ctf_2fort_invasion)

    • @1101Archimedes
      @1101Archimedes 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Alexei Lozada (GamingFTW) Every KotH map.
      All of them.

    • @Charlie33302
      @Charlie33302 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      domt forget harvest

  • @coffeetext
    @coffeetext 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    2Fort is a map that requires strategy, as there is a considerable lack of Health/Ammunition Packs.

    • @Plexonator
      @Plexonator 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That's just another way to say: "2 FORT SUCKS" XD

    • @coffeetext
      @coffeetext 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not exactly. It means that the map requires you to learn how to depend on your teammates much more often, as Medics and Dispensers will be important for survival, as well as Health/Ammunition Packs.

    • @helloofthebeach
      @helloofthebeach 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hentho Lin Have you played 2fort

    • @coffeetext
      @coffeetext 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes. Yes I have. Numerous times.

    • @MrRobin39
      @MrRobin39 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The lack of health packs is pretty stupid when pubbing, but thats not what makes 2fort suck. 2fort sucks because the majority of the map is comprised of narrow hallways, negating the importance of player skill and making it impossible for any sort of competitive play to happen.
      The only thing its useful for is sniping practice and trick stab practice. Outside of that, playing it in any sort of actual competitive sense is like shoving a splintery broom handle up your ass.

  • @67tedward
    @67tedward 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2fort makes a dope arena map though.

  • @suspectsn0thing
    @suspectsn0thing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2Fort is great, it's the only stock deathmatch map!
    I actually kinda like it though.

    • @only-mint
      @only-mint 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *cough Hightower *cough

    • @gamernerd-rk9mm
      @gamernerd-rk9mm 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +suspectsn0thing I'm glad I'm not the only one that likes 2fort

  • @skreefgeore6983
    @skreefgeore6983 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2fort is my favorite map.

    • @isabellajustice2910
      @isabellajustice2910 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly agree

    • @Krambiom
      @Krambiom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because you play heavy and sit in the intel with your minigun constantly spun up?

    • @isabellajustice2910
      @isabellajustice2910 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eric Ferris no I I tend to switch classes alot in Game I like playing demo spy and medic on this map and it's not that difficult to play medic on the map

    • @Savzstudios
      @Savzstudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you are the most CTF of all F2P players if 2FORT is you fave map.

    • @isabellajustice2910
      @isabellajustice2910 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No I just don't know why it gets as much hate yeah it's not a balanced map but it's still fun

  • @MuffinSparkle
    @MuffinSparkle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I had a dream that I strangled a clown that was made of plastic tubes.
    It was alright, I guess.

    • @kravten7090
      @kravten7090 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love how nobody cares

    • @MuffinSparkle
      @MuffinSparkle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      blu pyro I do too.

    • @mrmooseluke
      @mrmooseluke 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i care

    • @MuffinSparkle
      @MuffinSparkle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mrmoose luke pls nic cage senpai

    • @mrmooseluke
      @mrmooseluke 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      selthroWs *trying not to notice you*

  • @lucas13flu
    @lucas13flu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    best ending for this video XD

  • @humanharddrive1
    @humanharddrive1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    medic on 2fort used to be the meta in tfc

  • @CoolRainbowRainbow
    @CoolRainbowRainbow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    2fort rocks dude it's fine and hard but fun

  • @pao_lumu
    @pao_lumu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Seriously. Does the extra 'c' in Natascha sap the BRAINS OUT OF EVERYONE. It's NATASCHA NAH-TAH-SCHA. NOT NOT-SASHA. If you loathe a weapon, learn to pronounce it correctly. You sometimes get credit for it. Like the l'etranger, le-tra-jay. (le-tron-jay, actually, but... I'm dumb. Sue me.)

    • @cameronrousseau1829
      @cameronrousseau1829 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      finally, someone who can pronounce words

    • @pao_lumu
      @pao_lumu 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cameron Rousseau That make two of you.

    • @pao_lumu
      @pao_lumu 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** That's mispronouncing words, and that's highly, HIGHLY unlikely.

    • @surroundgatari
      @surroundgatari 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You do know that he was doing it on purpose right? "Not-Sasha" Because the stock gun is called Sasha. Either that or you're not very smart.

    • @pao_lumu
      @pao_lumu 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almighty Toffeebomb He as in STAR_? Or he as in the idiot who named it Natascha in the first place? I am fully aware of the stock weapon's nickname, but the word is pronounced Nah-tah-sha. I don't care how much of a xX1337D0R1T0e5FaZeClAnAdMiNXx STAR_ is, that's not what it's name is.

  • @TheAliden
    @TheAliden 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    DON'T WORRY STAR_, HELP IS ON THE WAY

  • @tristenreeder7248
    @tristenreeder7248 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    can some one please tell how star get's his health to have no plus around it

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But seriously, who the hell thought it was a good idea to make a CTF map that is nothing but a series of narrow chokepoints?

  • @JtheBurger
    @JtheBurger 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he gets the world traveler achievement because he actually has never sat through a whole match of 2fort

  • @FreddyTheTerry
    @FreddyTheTerry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The police are on their way

  • @minecraftianwarrior1
    @minecraftianwarrior1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    HELP IS ON THE WAY STAR!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheGodlikeBlock
    @TheGodlikeBlock 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the video is longer than five minutes, where do you live, so i can send help there?

  • @patrickb.661
    @patrickb.661 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Star said "We are going to listen for beeps" My steam notify sound played and I thought it was the video.

  • @frankieplatou8410
    @frankieplatou8410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s been 8 years and we still haven’t sent any help

  • @miradrgn
    @miradrgn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    god, it's 2019 and i'm getting wistful seeing a gaming server/community actually fucking having a "no racism" rule, that simplest lowest possible bar of human decency that gamer babies are just so spectacularly unable to clear. maybe if valve hadn't completely exterminated custom servers there could be some place in the world where itd be possible to play tf2 for more than 5 minutes without somebody starting to spam the n-word in chat or whatever

    • @pierredachello6268
      @pierredachello6268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nigga u mad?

    • @channelchannelchannelchannel
      @channelchannelchannelchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a certified bruh moment classic

    • @TheTdw2000
      @TheTdw2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Racism is what makes gaming fun

    • @rodbot
      @rodbot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cry about it

    • @5554-c1i
      @5554-c1i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish there was a resurgence in community servers. A "no furries" one would be a godsend on top of no bots and a sense of community

  • @Vesterpester
    @Vesterpester 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:11 that's a RED soldier

  • @tilenstrmsek6811
    @tilenstrmsek6811 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fire extinguisher didnt work... (probably spelled that wrong) (and that)

  • @johnlampe3258
    @johnlampe3258 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    2Fort is the ultimate test of team coordination. With 2 choke points at the spiral and the courtyard steps, a team can defend with a couple of engies and a good pyro. As STAR so graphically illustrates, communication and coordination are vital. I play almost every night on a server with lots of fun and really good regulars and we normally play for hours at a stalemate. If that's not your idea of fun, well, then 2Fort isn't for you. If you are like STAR, and like wide open maps where you can work solo, can rocket jump like a super hero and single-handedly dominate a map, well, then there are plenty of those maps out there.

  • @FuturisticBagel
    @FuturisticBagel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sticky jumping onto snipers out of nowhere is great on 2fort

  • @eatery6565
    @eatery6565 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Help is on the way Star_

  • @justineyweiny123
    @justineyweiny123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    tale of 2fort;
    tale of two cities ?????

  • @guyrandom1265
    @guyrandom1265 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That fucking heavy gave me a cancer

  • @drewpeacock1168
    @drewpeacock1168 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like 2fort because of how it encourages teamwork. You can't just go in and cap like other maps- it requires you to think and it takes effort.

    • @bertkarlsson9661
      @bertkarlsson9661 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Haha we got a joker here

    • @papayer
      @papayer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      well ain't that a hot steamy bucketful of pizza-flavored bullshit

    • @papadikolov1378
      @papadikolov1378 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drew Peacock clearly you have never heard of "Y0L0 SCUT" you play scout but you give 0 F's ... NO! 0 ANY LETTERS about your life you are a scout that will throw away their life i caped all 3 times on 2fort as scout just yoloin

    • @buckleyourpants3760
      @buckleyourpants3760 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lucky Loki me too lol.

  • @firmlygraspi1
    @firmlygraspi1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I must have spent at least 150 hours on 2fort. Maybe 10-15 hours were actually spent trying to get the enemy intel.

  • @AgentDewy
    @AgentDewy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd love to see Star play on a full 32 player 2Fort.

  • @doug-the-mug1067
    @doug-the-mug1067 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2fort is everyone's first tf2 map love, then it's everyone's bane.

  • @TheRealCorcra
    @TheRealCorcra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I dropped my Doritos on ur comment section

    • @DaRockeet
      @DaRockeet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Karl Byrne The roomba cleaned it up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @fourteenants
    @fourteenants 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    cant believe i’ve been watching these videos for over a decade.
    that’s kinda depressing
    :(

  • @yeshua581
    @yeshua581 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's difficult when you're the only one wanting to get the intel and the other team has 3-4 people guarding it and the rest of your team is just doing team deathmatch with the remainder of their team, it's essentially two seperate matches going on at once, in the same map.

  • @mebezaccraft
    @mebezaccraft 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:16 look at his face
    just look at it

    • @Xenoforge78
      @Xenoforge78 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +mebezaccraft "I immediately regret this decision"

  • @WolfDragonGamer
    @WolfDragonGamer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What is fun?

    •  10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Baby don't hurt me...

    • @Ulim151
      @Ulim151 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ...don't hurt me...

    • @logandogan92
      @logandogan92 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ...no more...

    • @lanic515
      @lanic515 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ... what is fun?

    • @TheeFoolishNoob
      @TheeFoolishNoob 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ...Don't hurt me...

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:08 - Just noticed now that this is the first time Star_ ever finished a map of 2Fort.

  • @TheDolphinTuna
    @TheDolphinTuna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >Always chooses to go throgh narrow hallways>Always goes solo instead of gathering up teammates>Always goes through the sewers instead of the actual entrance
    Star never understood the 2fort meta. A bad 2fort game is pitiful, but a good one can be fantastic.

  • @drumboarder1
    @drumboarder1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I spent a large portion of my TF2 beginning in 2FORT, I loved it and if I feel like playing a slow paced TF2 game, it's just a hugely different experience and non instaspawn is quite fun

  • @XenonSwift
    @XenonSwift 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Today (October 5th, 2016) is the 4th anniversary when this video was released.

  • @vesplatdamaged6994
    @vesplatdamaged6994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “You know what, if this video is longer than 5 minutes please send help”
    Calls 911

  • @TexWexy
    @TexWexy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guys, I think he still needs help…

  • @Blancinnoir
    @Blancinnoir 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If this video is longer then 5 minutes, send help" -Star_

  • @MrHappyx2
    @MrHappyx2 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol at the start of the video you can see a glimpse of the soldier waiting in ambush above the metal wall before star jumps down to the ground

  • @CalebTA88
    @CalebTA88 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some of the "custom" 2fort maps that open up the area and allow for more paths are pretty good, fewer choke points.

  • @AzelfandQuilava
    @AzelfandQuilava 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why does everyone who plays Spy forget that you can change your disguises weapon, believe it or not, it actually tricks people sometimes...

  • @BlueMewGaming
    @BlueMewGaming 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know what's in the intelligence? Detailed plans on how to steal the enemy's intelligence.

  • @Athanase48067
    @Athanase48067 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    2fort is either ctf or deathmatch. Both are usually endless. Take your pick, leave when youre done.

  • @AzureWoof
    @AzureWoof 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If this video is longer than 5 minutes, send help." -STAR
    'Video is almost 3 times as long as 5 minutes'
    HOW MUCH HELP SHOULD I SEND?
    LOL

  • @iwatchedraysnewvid
    @iwatchedraysnewvid 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Right next to, not directly across it which you brought up twice. I admittedly don't play it often ( wonder why ). "Unless you can rocket jump". 2 fort is actually more forgiving in movement than a couple other ctf maps, and quite a few classes can use a extended jump ability. Bringing up the problem of sentries is again nothing but common to all ctf maps and 2fort not even nearly the worst.

  • @skyblade_run8420
    @skyblade_run8420 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    One day, the Medic, the Engineer and the Sniper discovered the secret of "random" crits. Team Fortress 2 has never been the same.

  • @Prolink
    @Prolink 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's one of the things edited by your HUD, I believe. I don't know how to edit the HUD manually just for that, though. Other than looking up how to do that, you could just download and install a new HUD.

  • @snibob5362
    @snibob5362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2fort is a CTF because the only intelligence in a server running 2fort is the actual 'flag' that's being captured.

  • @Psyc4200
    @Psyc4200 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've witnessed an 80 minute 2 fort time out. 80 minutes of my life. Gone. Eaten by the pyros.

  • @climid
    @climid 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 fort is essentially purgatory, everyone dies and yet no souls leave.

  • @insertnamehereASAP
    @insertnamehereASAP 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    For crate 60 they should have a strange red tape recorder, but it counts the number of levels you took off buildings.

  • @bubbanator3340
    @bubbanator3340 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sure that soldier appreciated the medic LEAVING HIM TO DIE!

  • @aivopark
    @aivopark 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a great team you got there Star.

  • @96ayasaki
    @96ayasaki 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    2fort, the only map where I feel I have to play soldier or sniper to do anything. No other classes matter. Maybe engie, but when someone pushes that far engie won't put up too much of a fight

  • @MisterPinata1
    @MisterPinata1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ending made me laugh harder than i have in a while.

  • @nikhilmareddy5442
    @nikhilmareddy5442 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video inspired me to go and finish what star was trying to do

  • @user-cs7ef3rp8o
    @user-cs7ef3rp8o 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    7 years later... hello pls do more tf2 vids

  • @JazLynxi
    @JazLynxi 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man the comp.... A heavy who spy-checks 24/7, 3 engies and a pyro who comes the instant Star goes demoman.

  • @Prodigial
    @Prodigial 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It promotes camping. One or two good engineers can block every choke point on the map. The map is narrow and not open, soldiers and demos can stop you from ever getting the intel, and most people just play 2fort to play sniper, which in turn leads to lots of spies. The game will never end. Ever.

  • @SignedUnknown
    @SignedUnknown 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is a custom 2Fort Map KOTH.
    it is completely different and fun.
    Also, there is a payload one too.

  • @McZootington
    @McZootington 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    normally watching star's vids makes me feel that im terrible at this game, but i've pulled off a couple of triple caps on 2fort as a scout xD

  • @mathybrain8
    @mathybrain8 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    2Fort starts out serious, but eventually it degrades to 2 engies a pyro and a medic having a party in the intel.

  • @generico366
    @generico366 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a good sniper loadout. A strange sidney sleeper, strange jarate and a strange tribalman's shiv. What's your favourite loadout?

  • @Lorscion
    @Lorscion 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know this video is old but you could use their dispensers for health when you are disguised