Day in the life of a true Behemoth geezer: Wake up and meet the hive-tyrant Susan. My little ripper swarm, isn't she beautiful? Time to take the genestealer to an uninfected hive-world. Rev up the Hive Fleet, ye! Quick stop at Ultramar and load up that plate. Get a smurf. Macragge lookin' lovely today lads. Just a bit of banter. Old-One-Eye makes a 38-0 (nil) loss better. Pop down local system, Good ol' biomass! Look at that! hive-tyrant Susan made dinner, lovely! Pop down have a couple genestealer-cultists with the lads, And finish up in the bio-pool of dreams.
I can't wait for the next episode when Colin and Eli announce the holy food --crusade-- War against Europe... milk for the khorn flakes, skulls for the breakfast plate. 💪🫡
#tummyache feed them thanquol. The sheer power of thanquols incompetence would lead to the tyranids accidentally killing themselves in some catastrophic fashion that would end the setting
#tummyache The reason why the Tyranids have been in the Galaxy but were unknown until the first Tyrannic War was because they were sleeping off the poison from devouring those strange rat shaped creatures in a few planets of the Outer Rim. That’s right, never gonna get Space Skaven, they got Squatted.
#tummyache Pancreasnowork's pancreas. With a hive fleet now dependent on regular and massive dosages of insulin, the Imperium now has a much better idea of its travel path and can much more easily defend against it since the Imperium only has to put defenses around Forge World Eli-Lillius and its surrounding in-roads.
#TummyAche feed them some proppa English cuisine, after loading up that plate with courses of "Chip Butty" and "Mucky Dripping" the hivemind will leave the galaxy awe of his majesties Great Nation and superior palate.
I will say that Farsight actually beat Cato and the Ultramarine forces. He let them retreat because the Ultramarines agreed to withdraw without incident to fight the Tyranids.
Why do prople hate Sicarius in particular?i know about the Matt Ward era and all of that, but every story I have read with him on it is on his ptsd phase, so, what did he do bavk then?
@@leonardovegaolmedo5483 he was undefeatable against absurd odds, humorless, and rude against everyone who didn't bask in how great he was convinced he was. Arrogant space marine wins every fight and becomes more arrogant. "I, Cato Siccarius, the greatest duelist to ever win again, am the best!! Obviously, I am next to be Chapter Master, with how great I am." At least, that's what I remember of the TL;DR summary.
#tummyache the Tyrannids losing all sense of taste after devouring the ancient Terran dishes known as “British food.” Becoming unable to distinguish good flavor and forever being tied down to bland biomass. Really liked this episode guys! I’d love to see you guys go over the devastation of Baal or the other tyrannic wars. Or Eli cover some more of the genestealer cults/ a specific story about them. Also I know ya’ll did a fireside chat but learning more about AOS would also be really neat since I don’t hear much lore about it! Great work guys!
#tummyache Hive tyrant, Broodlord, Norn Emissary and Old One Eye rock up to the Milky Way in a hive ship. Broodlord leans out the window. "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
Alternate #tummyache I feed the hive mind Gordon Ramsay so that rach consumption of a planet turns into a new season of Masterchef where the contestants are hive tyrants.
#tummyache There is only one thing the Tyranid hivemind cannot stand, and that is the classic meal of Terra Bell's crunchy tacos with a supreme burrito. No living organism can withstand the biological fallout of such a terrible creation. The psychic backlash could be catastrophic as the hivemind goes through the worst feeling of its existence
#TummyAche I feed the hive mind an original signed copy of a old Warhammer novel written by Matt Ward. This will remove any of their abilities to resist rolling over and dying to the Ultramarines
#tummyache Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper Junior, Double, Triple Whopper Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule this day Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup It's okay if I don't want that Impossible or bacon Whopper Any Whopper my way You rule, you're seizin' the day At BK, have it your way (You rule)
At the same time the Macragge kerfuffle went down there was the Chaos warband of the Death Shadows (formerly the Lionguard) with the poor timing of trying to secretly strike at Ultramar. Too bad their leader was a sorcerer who had his higher faculties melted by the Shadow in the Warp, so their poorly defended base at Sybari lasted less then an hour.
#TummyAche I would feed Failbaddon the Armless to the Hive-Mind. That way it'll absorb his incompetency and the Tyranids will stop being a galactic threat. Also, the Swarmlord's arms will probably fall off. Hopefully while fighting Marneus Calgar for some karmic justice.
the doom of malantai is always a fun story to hear about it describes the intelligence of the nids solving problems, wich is too often overlooked for the easier writing of guardsmen shooting into endless swarms and winning
#tummyache I would feed the hivemind the swedish "delicasy" Surströmming, I am certain the smell of fermented herring would send them fleeing back to darkspace, reconsidering their life style choices. Making them never daring to show their face in the galaxy again, traumatised by the flashbacks to that fermented herring smell, vomiting by the shear thought of it! 🤣
As for the Tau campaign the Two sides worked together to fight the space bugs and Calgar even gave them a heads up to leave the planet as he was gonna blow it up as they helped out also reminds me of the Tau and Cain book vs Trynids
Was the battle for maccrage mentioned in second edition? Lexicanum says second edition had: Hive Fleet Behemoth -Assault on Tyran -Thandros to Macragge Hive Fleet Kraken -Ichar IV -Rebellion and war -Ultramarine invasion -Tendrils of the Kraken -Total war
#Tummyache Feed the Nid's Colin's vtuber recommendations, it'll either be too into it to continue eating, or so put off it decides a species capable of making such things aren't worth the eating.
the thing about the promethium fireball tactic. it can be used in space if they can identify the hive fleet. fly tankers piloted by servitors at it from multiple direction with tanks designed to spray it out in all directions behind it. From what I recall Promethium is self oxidizing so it will burn in the vacuum of space. even if it wasn't you can add a nonvolatile oxidizing agent to it so it doesn't disperse to much in the vacuum essentially the tactic is surround the fleet in promethium cloud and if they try to pass through it, ignite it. if they try to sit it out and go for an opening, ram it with a tanker of promethium. expensive but honestly its less expensive than losing an entire planet or fighting it out on the surface.
#tummyache feed the Tyranids an army of Jar Jar Binks. The sheer amount of idiocy will lower the Hive Minds intelligence and kill itself by flying towards a Sun since it’s bright and pretty
I feed the Hive-Mind all of the Rule-34 archive data (from the beginning till 40k (you know it will be kept alive)) converted to be stored in the DNA format
#tummyache two choices here either make it eat something cooked by Yor Forger it will at least be stun locked for comedic purposes for a time or give it poutine cause seriously no matter where you go even one serving of that stuff is too much.
#tummyache Commander Dantes Pillow, the amount of salt from his dried tears will cause the Hive mind to shrivel up with the only thing to reverse this is a sip of Nurgels "Mayo" jar.
#Tummyache The tyranids came across the corpse of a long dead old one called KrowOnSaercnap and suddenly all tyranids became heavily diabetic and couldnt gain enough biomaterial to keep up and slowly became what is known as Catachan jungle puppies
the setting could have been so much more interesting if the ultramarines would have just been eaten there would have still been plenty of successor chapters for all the people that wanted to play boringmarines but a significant loss for the imperium that wasnt immediately fixed and replaced by a huge victory for once it could have done so much good to counter the brighthappy future of 40k we somehow ended up in bloodsausages have become weirdly rare cant even find them in stores or at the butcher anymore seem to have vanished from existence nurgle has made plagues that spread trough sound making a plague that spreads by literally touching souls doesnt sound so farfetched 6ft distance and mask up, even in the warp if gw would stop forgetting about the doom of malantai, demons would be a lot more digestible the astropathic relay are often described as still looking like antenna or radardishes yea the warp doesnt work like that, but its still simbology and the warp does work like that kinda underselling nids tactical complexity describing it as make blob move forward but since this was basically ultramarine fanfic, that is sadly how it was written the step back for titus... its so bad if those where termagaunts yea that would make sense, would have been totally fine but those are hormagaunts, their only possible response is to charge forward and die in a corpsepile so the eggs they are carrying can hatch and eat i can understand titus doing well vs nids with his blankness disrupting the hivemind, so him not getting massacred by the warrior hes forcing a migraine on is fine, but hormagaunts without synapse only charge they really only have one thing in their brain damn the devastation of baal, yea ultramar was badly written, but baal was simply an insult to the lore the splinterfleet that lost against tau was special in that it did adapt more then other hive fleets since every hive fleet is the nids trying out an evolutionary path things like changing pigmentation to specifically block the frequency of plasma energy the tau where using at the time not really costing a ton of biomass, but depleting the rarer genetics
#TummyAche I would feed the Lamenters to the Hivemind (again) as I'm a terrible person and such a pure sacrifice is the only means of causing the Hivemind to evolve a sense of regret so profound it would immediately use it's biomass to reconstitute Sanguinius before departing the galaxy forever in atonement. Worse case scenario the Tyranids get the Black Rage and it's all over a lot faster.
#TummyAche Good Ole American cuisine. So much sugar, oil, chemicals and microplastics that the Hive Mind will be slowed down quite considerably. Give it a few cigarettes and bottles of beer and it'll be wearing a wife beater and a mullet within the week.
#tummyAche What I would feed the hivemind is either every skaven or every bretonian. So that everything from a warrior to a swarm lord is either a backstabbing bastard or most pretentious and chivalrous son of a bitch the galaxy has ever seen.
#TummyAche khornes newest hot sauce I'm talking this stuff makes you feel like You are swimming through the warp butt naked and on fire with sly marbo You feel me guardsman.
#TummyAche Hear me out, guys (primarily you, Colin) Let the Great Devourer consume the Iron Hands. Treat Medusa like Cadia, dump all the lore you can finally produce for them until the 10th Legion lives no more. Traumatize every Space Marine fanboy for years to come in a similar way to Imperial Guard fanboys who still are to this day.
I remember when the battle of McCronald's box set came out. I now feel old. #tummyache feed the bugs us old Warhammer players. The overload of salt and senility would mess with their bio-goo bodies and the all too confident hive mind. See a bunch of mummy like tyranids with walkers and dementia invading a planet before breaking their hips and forgetting why they were there
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Ah yes, the humiliation of Papa Smurf
He’s a big blue W2 not a Smurf
I cry everytiem 😢
Man got turned into a Monty Python reference.
#tummyache that's easy I'd just show Colin's hard drive to the hive mind and I'm pretty sure it'd stay at least two galaxies away from the milk way
Since V-tubers are holograms they give no biomass
Day in the life of a true Behemoth geezer:
Wake up and meet the hive-tyrant Susan.
My little ripper swarm, isn't she beautiful?
Time to take the genestealer to an uninfected hive-world.
Rev up the Hive Fleet, ye!
Quick stop at Ultramar and load up that plate.
Get a smurf.
Macragge lookin' lovely today lads.
Just a bit of banter.
Old-One-Eye makes a 38-0 (nil) loss better.
Pop down local system,
Good ol' biomass! Look at that!
hive-tyrant Susan made dinner, lovely!
Pop down have a couple genestealer-cultists with the lads,
And finish up in the bio-pool of dreams.
I can't wait for the next episode when Colin and Eli announce the holy food --crusade-- War against Europe... milk for the khorn flakes, skulls for the breakfast plate. 💪🫡
#tummyache feed them thanquol. The sheer power of thanquols incompetence would lead to the tyranids accidentally killing themselves in some catastrophic fashion that would end the setting
#tummyache The reason why the Tyranids have been in the Galaxy but were unknown until the first Tyrannic War was because they were sleeping off the poison from devouring those strange rat shaped creatures in a few planets of the Outer Rim. That’s right, never gonna get Space Skaven, they got Squatted.
#tummyache
Pancreasnowork's pancreas.
With a hive fleet now dependent on regular and massive dosages of insulin, the Imperium now has a much better idea of its travel path and can much more easily defend against it since the Imperium only has to put defenses around Forge World Eli-Lillius and its surrounding in-roads.
#TummyAche feed them some proppa English cuisine, after loading up that plate with courses of "Chip Butty" and "Mucky Dripping" the hivemind will leave the galaxy awe of his majesties Great Nation and superior palate.
#tummyache feed it a psyker that is the biological equivalent of a zip bomb, just filled with the entire Chris Chan saga on endless repeat
Congratulations, you just triggered the catalyst for the Dimensional Merge
WE'LL CALL IT DRAW
Yes!
I will say that Farsight actually beat Cato and the Ultramarine forces. He let them retreat because the Ultramarines agreed to withdraw without incident to fight the Tyranids.
Why do prople hate Sicarius in particular?i know about the Matt Ward era and all of that, but every story I have read with him on it is on his ptsd phase, so, what did he do bavk then?
@@leonardovegaolmedo5483 he was undefeatable against absurd odds, humorless, and rude against everyone who didn't bask in how great he was convinced he was. Arrogant space marine wins every fight and becomes more arrogant. "I, Cato Siccarius, the greatest duelist to ever win again, am the best!! Obviously, I am next to be Chapter Master, with how great I am."
At least, that's what I remember of the TL;DR summary.
#tummyache the Tyrannids losing all sense of taste after devouring the ancient Terran dishes known as “British food.” Becoming unable to distinguish good flavor and forever being tied down to bland biomass.
Really liked this episode guys! I’d love to see you guys go over the devastation of Baal or the other tyrannic wars. Or Eli cover some more of the genestealer cults/ a specific story about them. Also I know ya’ll did a fireside chat but learning more about AOS would also be really neat since I don’t hear much lore about it! Great work guys!
#tummyache Hive tyrant, Broodlord, Norn Emissary and Old One Eye rock up to the Milky Way in a hive ship. Broodlord leans out the window.
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
1:23:32 he’s also the only Inquistor to be exiled or fired iirc
Alternate #tummyache
I feed the hive mind Gordon Ramsay so that rach consumption of a planet turns into a new season of Masterchef where the contestants are hive tyrants.
#TummyAche
Ice cream for breakfast and Blood Pudding for Dessert
#TummyAche the Hivemind is a god. How can you sabotage a god? What a grand and intoxicating biomass
Based and Dagoth-pilled
A true N’wah in Azura
#tummyache There is only one thing the Tyranid hivemind cannot stand, and that is the classic meal of Terra Bell's crunchy tacos with a supreme burrito. No living organism can withstand the biological fallout of such a terrible creation. The psychic backlash could be catastrophic as the hivemind goes through the worst feeling of its existence
#TummyAche Pure, uncut warp stone from the purest veins in all of the Glorious Realms of Skavendom. It will be too high and insane to function.
#TummyAche I feed the hive mind an original signed copy of a old Warhammer novel written by Matt Ward. This will remove any of their abilities to resist rolling over and dying to the Ultramarines
#tummyache Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)
At the same time the Macragge kerfuffle went down there was the Chaos warband of the Death Shadows (formerly the Lionguard) with the poor timing of trying to secretly strike at Ultramar. Too bad their leader was a sorcerer who had his higher faculties melted by the Shadow in the Warp, so their poorly defended base at Sybari lasted less then an hour.
"Macragge is other than Terra probably the most fortified"
Sad Cadia noises
#TummyAche I would feed Failbaddon the Armless to the Hive-Mind. That way it'll absorb his incompetency and the Tyranids will stop being a galactic threat.
Also, the Swarmlord's arms will probably fall off. Hopefully while fighting Marneus Calgar for some karmic justice.
the doom of malantai is always a fun story to hear about
it describes the intelligence of the nids solving problems, wich is too often overlooked for the easier writing of guardsmen shooting into endless swarms and winning
I'm honored my sarcastic comment about English food made the episode, cheers brothers lmao
A soup made out slaanesh' testicle, nurgle's spit, tzeentches eye and khornes blood.
#tummyache
I feed the hive mind The Lamenters so it gets incredible depressed and offs itself.
#tummyache I would feed the hivemind the swedish "delicasy" Surströmming, I am certain the smell of fermented herring would send them fleeing back to darkspace, reconsidering their life style choices.
Making them never daring to show their face in the galaxy again, traumatised by the flashbacks to that fermented herring smell, vomiting by the shear thought of it! 🤣
As for the Tau campaign the Two sides worked together to fight the space bugs and Calgar even gave them a heads up to leave the planet as he was gonna blow it up as they helped out also reminds me of the Tau and Cain book vs Trynids
#tummyache a full English breakfast, tomato included. Because an entire tomato is completely normal but having something sweet is heresy, apparently
1:11:16 megussa squeeze them
I would simply feed it some erebussy #tummyache
1:16:45 tbf Tyrnids would find a way to counter it but it’s still foolish for them to forget it bruh
#Tummyache I would let the hivemind eat me, but when it tried to digest me I would simply intervene.
I would simply step in an handle it
#tummyache I would feed it Collin's browser history. There is some stuff none wants to know in there.
I do hope this episode covers how this conflict evolved across presentations. Its a damn old one
Was the battle for maccrage mentioned in second edition?
Lexicanum says second edition had:
Hive Fleet Behemoth
-Assault on Tyran
-Thandros to Macragge
Hive Fleet Kraken
-Ichar IV
-Rebellion and war
-Ultramarine invasion
-Tendrils of the Kraken
-Total war
@@bvdemier1 i know there were published second edition scenarios specifically about the polar fortress
#Tummyache Feed the Nid's Colin's vtuber recommendations, it'll either be too into it to continue eating, or so put off it decides a species capable of making such things aren't worth the eating.
this war has got to be good if it has so many sequels, its like the transformers franchise
You’re a maniac, sir, a maniac!
the thing about the promethium fireball tactic.
it can be used in space if they can identify the hive fleet. fly tankers piloted by servitors at it from multiple direction with tanks designed to spray it out in all directions behind it. From what I recall Promethium is self oxidizing so it will burn in the vacuum of space. even if it wasn't you can add a nonvolatile oxidizing agent to it so it doesn't disperse to much in the vacuum
essentially the tactic is surround the fleet in promethium cloud and if they try to pass through it, ignite it.
if they try to sit it out and go for an opening, ram it with a tanker of promethium.
expensive but honestly its less expensive than losing an entire planet or fighting it out on the surface.
#TummyAche Easy. Show it Lorecrimes without context. It'll be broken by the end of the Bean Blade incident
Perfect start to Orktober
#tummyache Sgt. Avery Johnson because if he was to manly for the flood to eat him than the hive mind wouldn’t be able to withstand his testerone
Tyrannic War Vets probably have a legents datasheet.
So They are still in 10th.
#tummyache Trazyn’s humility. Would drive the hive mind to oblivion.
Cheers bros x
Living for these breakfast debates at this point 😂😂
#tummyache feed the Tyranids an army of Jar Jar Binks. The sheer amount of idiocy will lower the Hive Minds intelligence and kill itself by flying towards a Sun since it’s bright and pretty
I wish I had a Grey Knight friend who could mind-wipe me after every Lorecrime so I could rewatch them for maximum enjoyment.
I feed the Hive-Mind all of the Rule-34 archive data (from the beginning till 40k (you know it will be kept alive)) converted to be stored in the DNA format
#tummyache two choices here either make it eat something cooked by Yor Forger it will at least be stun locked for comedic purposes for a time or give it poutine cause seriously no matter where you go even one serving of that stuff is too much.
#TummyAche Project 1,000,000 instances of Bozai Buddy into the Shadow in the Warp
#tummyache
Commander Dantes Pillow, the amount of salt from his dried tears will cause the Hive mind to shrivel up with the only thing to reverse this is a sip of Nurgels "Mayo" jar.
#TummyAche I Feed The Hive Mind All Of Collins Eldar Tabletop Models
That's hardly going to be even a quarter of an appetizer
@@tristanmora1081 Some of the best poisons are only a teaspoon
#Tummyache The tyranids came across the corpse of a long dead old one called KrowOnSaercnap and suddenly all tyranids became heavily diabetic and couldnt gain enough biomaterial to keep up and slowly became what is known as Catachan jungle puppies
#TummyAche I will send the hive mind Astropathic Messages of the Great Lorecrimes Food Debate to confuse the hive mind of which food is better.
#TummyAche I'd feed it Malus Darkblade's undiluted edge, its going to die after getting into a brief emo phase
#tummyache
Burritos made of lutefisk, cottage cheese, and kimchi. That is all.
I will feed the hivemind a bat from a chinese laboratory #TummyAche
the setting could have been so much more interesting if the ultramarines would have just been eaten
there would have still been plenty of successor chapters for all the people that wanted to play boringmarines
but a significant loss for the imperium that wasnt immediately fixed and replaced by a huge victory for once
it could have done so much good to counter the brighthappy future of 40k we somehow ended up in
bloodsausages have become weirdly rare
cant even find them in stores or at the butcher anymore
seem to have vanished from existence
nurgle has made plagues that spread trough sound
making a plague that spreads by literally touching souls doesnt sound so farfetched
6ft distance and mask up, even in the warp
if gw would stop forgetting about the doom of malantai, demons would be a lot more digestible
the astropathic relay are often described as still looking like antenna or radardishes
yea the warp doesnt work like that, but its still simbology and the warp does work like that
kinda underselling nids tactical complexity describing it as make blob move forward
but since this was basically ultramarine fanfic, that is sadly how it was written
the step back for titus... its so bad
if those where termagaunts yea that would make sense, would have been totally fine
but those are hormagaunts, their only possible response is to charge forward and die in a corpsepile so the eggs they are carrying can hatch and eat
i can understand titus doing well vs nids with his blankness disrupting the hivemind, so him not getting massacred by the warrior hes forcing a migraine on is fine, but hormagaunts without synapse only charge
they really only have one thing in their brain
damn the devastation of baal, yea ultramar was badly written, but baal was simply an insult to the lore
the splinterfleet that lost against tau was special in that it did adapt more then other hive fleets
since every hive fleet is the nids trying out an evolutionary path
things like changing pigmentation to specifically block the frequency of plasma energy the tau where using at the time
not really costing a ton of biomass, but depleting the rarer genetics
Idk see what feeding that glowing warboss to the hive mind would do to it.
#TummyAche I would feed the Lamenters to the Hivemind (again) as I'm a terrible person and such a pure sacrifice is the only means of causing the Hivemind to evolve a sense of regret so profound it would immediately use it's biomass to reconstitute Sanguinius before departing the galaxy forever in atonement. Worse case scenario the Tyranids get the Black Rage and it's all over a lot faster.
#TummyAche Good Ole American cuisine. So much sugar, oil, chemicals and microplastics that the Hive Mind will be slowed down quite considerably. Give it a few cigarettes and bottles of beer and it'll be wearing a wife beater and a mullet within the week.
oh my ears for 1st 31 min
#TummyAche I would feel the hive mind a full English breakfast and wait for it to stroke out at the introduction of beans on toast to its diet
#tummyache Melatonin they gona get sleepy and Crack they will stunned from being sleepy and high as a kite
I would enjoy episodes about the 2nd and 3rd Wars, but no rush as the 4th will take an edition or three to finish
"Alright then. We'll call it a draw..."
The bugs should be allowed to kick Calgar in the balls without the authors writing a bit of extra cope into the story
If you can’t have anything sweet for break fast the. Do you not eat fruit
Haggis is amazing on a burger. Maybe not the one from wetherspoons but my point remains.
#tummyache personally id try to feed them a great unclean one
#tummyAche
What I would feed the hivemind is either every skaven or every bretonian. So that everything from a warrior to a swarm lord is either a backstabbing bastard or most pretentious and chivalrous son of a bitch the galaxy has ever seen.
#tummyache Any form of English Breakfast.
#tummyache I would feed it Elon Musk because if any of his decisions that he’s done towards twitter are thing to go by they would drop dead in a week.
thanks
#TummyAche feed it Belle Delphines bath water
#TummyAche
McDonald’s happy meals, box, toy, plastic, wax paper and cardboard included
Magic player detected 🤖
#VoteForPedro
#TummyAche khornes newest hot sauce I'm talking this stuff makes you feel like You are swimming through the warp butt naked and on fire with sly marbo You feel me guardsman.
#Tummyache I'd feed the hive mind Abridged Vegeta so it can choke on his salty, overhyped ego ;)
#TummyAche feed it my ex wife's cooking.
#tummyache bacon bc it'll have a tummy ache if it eats anything but bacon after that
#tummyache I tell them I have delicious cotton candy but its actually fiberglass insulation
Feed slannesh to hivemind
4mins in and that has to be, without exaggeration, the worst Manchester accent I have heard attempted in my life.
astropaths or comstar?
#TummyAche Hear me out, guys (primarily you, Colin) Let the Great Devourer consume the Iron Hands.
Treat Medusa like Cadia, dump all the lore you can finally produce for them until the 10th Legion lives no more. Traumatize every Space Marine fanboy for years to come in a similar way to Imperial Guard fanboys who still are to this day.
#tummyache I'd just feed them the most toxic thing in the known universe. Twitter.
#thummyache
My moms curry she served at thanksgiving last year, dear god
#TummyAche We'd feed it the original SAO series to make ot sick from all the cringe.
#TummyAche: peeps, because in my opinion, they legally do not contain enough of anything considered food, to be food 😂
#tummyache Gamer girl bath water
Not enough pointy ears if you ask me
I can't hear shit
I remember when the battle of McCronald's box set came out. I now feel old.
#tummyache feed the bugs us old Warhammer players. The overload of salt and senility would mess with their bio-goo bodies and the all too confident hive mind.
See a bunch of mummy like tyranids with walkers and dementia invading a planet before breaking their hips and forgetting why they were there